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ARIES- You may feel LEO- You may find your- SAGITTARIUS- This
the urge to travel this self very busy with friends is your month to shine!
month, but it’s a better and family this month. Special alignments in your
idea for you and your Be careful not to pull any solar 1st & 2nd house will
honey to stay close at muscles while doing chores allow you to get some
home, sans relatives. around the home, that is hard earned cash, and
Money may come your unless you work out a little find new ways to make a
way through other first, perhaps with your living.
people. Don’t forget to partner.
vote on November 4th! CAPRICORN- How
VIRGO- Like your can things go wrong with
TAURUS- You have Leo sibling, be careful Jupiter and venus in your
seen the other side of around the home this solar first house? This is a
someone in your life, but month as I see some life changing time for you,
don’t stir things up just minor mishaps with hopefully your birth chart
yet, wait for the right power tools. Near the has no major aspects that
time to play your cards. 12th you’ll want to start will give you difficulty
This is a great time for off the holiday season with this transition.
you to focus on your hot with a flare. That flare
Scorpio lover. No Scor- may lead you to a new AQUARIUS- This is a
pion in your life? There love interest. very lucky month for you.
should be, MAYBE Special alignments with
YOU’LL MEET AT LIBRA- Don’t be Jupiter, Saturn, Venus
THE POLLS WHEN risky when it comes to a and Uranus will give you
YOU VOTE. friends advice on invest- the ability to know when
ments this month. Keep and what to do at the
GEMINI- Most planets your cash for those par- right time. If you get that
are in opposition of your ties you’ll be attending hunch, play it.
solar 1st house. Odds throughout the rest of
are this is not a pleas- the year. Your calender PISCES- This month
ant time for you. Work is full! you may find yourself
will be hectic, home life taking a short trip with
crazy, but isn’t life sup- SCORPIO- Hire friends and family. On
posed to be challenging, someone to do those this trip you will meet
at least voting is easy. repairs around the home contacts through groups
this month, better yet, or organizations, they will
CANCER- Like your wait until next month prove to be of great value.
cousin, Aries, you may feel when the planets are
like traveling, you deserve kinder. This is a risky For your free birth chart
it, but this is not the right month for you dear with interpretation email
timing. It’s better to stay Scorpio, try to hide out Gretchen @
home and catch up your the month with that hot gretchendiesel@yahoo.
personal and domestic Taurus. The bedroom is com, please include your
chores. take your honey to a safe place. date, place and time of
the polls to vote. birth.
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COM.

“E q u a l i t y c o n s i s t s i n t h e s a m e t r e at m e n t o f similar per-
s o n s .”
A r i s t o t l e BC 384-322, G r ee k P h i l o s o p h e r
“W e h o l d t h e s e t r u t h s t o be s a c r e d a n d u n d e n i a b l e ; t h at a l l
m e n a r e c r e at e d e q u a l a n d i n d e p e n d e n t , t h at f r o m t h at e q u a l
c r e at i o n t h e y d e r i v e r i g h t s i n h e r e n t a n d i n a l i e n a b l e , a m o n g
w h i c h a r e t h e p r e s e rvat i o n o f l i f e , l i be rt y , a n d t h e p u r s u i t
o f h a p p i n e s s .”
Thomas Jefferson
“W h at m e n va l u e i n t h i s w o r l d i s n o t r i g h t s b u t p r i v i l ege s .”
H. L. M e n c k e n
H EX P ER I ENC E
NEAR D EATLooking into the tunnel, I noticed there were
experience
many forms of death, I will
always know who I am. I have nothing to fear, only
more to experience and I am the one that ultimately
chooses what I experience. It sounds hokey but believe
doorways on both sides. A few other cross/stars were me it feels really, really good to know these things
wandering about in the tunnel, some blue like myself, inside yourself.
some amber colored. I floated along and up observing Eventually, I became disenchanted with eternal bliss
that some “door-ways” were open while others seemed and decided to leave. I said to the light “I’m leaving”
shut. The first doorway I peered into resembled a and the light said “Great” continuing it’s utter joyous and
classic Hell. blissful existence unaltered in anyway by my presence.
There was the sound of shrieking and agonizing I floated back down the tunnel glancing about me in
screams. Naked human beings were strewn about a continued wonder eventually settling on the threshold of
blasted landscape with pools of bubbling excrement a doorway that looked into outer space.
and jagged boulders. Devils and other animals were Pieces of rock floated by and in the distance planets
torturing people in unimaginable ways; and people were and galaxies spun and whirled. A rather conflicting
also torturing each other. feeling of both serenity and adventure surrounded me
As I neared the doorway to this sinister scene, I felt a as I gazed upon the silent scene. The entrance to the
sucking sensation drawing me in like a whirlpool, and tunnel was nearby and I could hear voices shouting
I found myself “flying” above the miserable landscape. “Don’t go Sarah! What about Zane?” (My son who
The smell was putrid and the heat was almost was five at the time of this incident). I grew annoyed at
unbearable but a part of me was fascinated by the these voices
seemingly infinite varieties of pain and anguish that was because
being inflicted on the inhabitants of this realm. Most of I wasn’t At the time I remember feeling
me wanted to leave so I had no difficulty and my feeling intending
was that anyone could leave if they wished. I felt that no disappointed but not judged as
to “go”
one or nothing had put those people in captivity except anywhere unworthy, just uninformed.
their belief in the agony they continued to suffer. and of
I “flew” back to the doorway which was clearly visible course I was
from everywhere in the “Hell” I left with nothing but joy, going to be
but I still had a sense of myself as apart from that joy. there to watch Zane grow up. Another being appeared
The next doorway in the tunnel wasn’t much better. beside me and we “talked” about my options. We heard
As far as the eye could see people walked on barren a voice say “If you pass through this door, you can’t
yellow ground with their heads down, completely come back.”
engrossed in their own depressed self- pitying thoughts, My next conscious memory was of lying in a hospital
unaware that anyone else was around them. A great bed with uncountable tubes sticking into me and
feeling of loneliness and isolation emanated from the a respirator tube in my mouth. I was full of joy and
scene, I shied away from getting too close, although humming with power although I was unable to move
no sucking sensation was felt near this opening in the any part of my body of my own volition. I was also full
cloud tunnel. of pain and that sensation quickly oriented me to my
I flew along further up the tunnel and glanced in physical self again.
other doorways but the next one that made a lasting I have had to face many trials and challenges
impression on me was a world of almost indescribable since my NDE including complete loss of identity,
beauty. I looked upon a beautiful wooded garden with disability, poverty loss of friends due to their inability
fountains and waterfalls and streams and bridges to understand how the experience changed me, and
that glowed and sparkled with iridescent colors. A chronic pain; but the knowledge of the eternity of my
feeling of peace and harmony flowed from this scene spirit and the freedom from the fear of death have
and I moved toward the doorway with a great desire created in me a foundation of peace that no temporary
to enter. As I began to go through the opening, my physical condition can shake. I have a great wish, that
“nose” encountered what felt like plastic wrap webbing. everyone could experience the wonders I have without
I pushed forward but was gently rebuffed and a voice having to suffer the trauma I did, for it would transform
said “You do not have the information to enter this the world.
world”. At the time I remember feeling disappointed but
not judged as unworthy, just uninformed.
I then turned my attention to the light that was glowing NDERF SPECIAL... The REST of the story...
around the fork to the right. I entered into Following the presentation of Sarah’s NDE on the Art
the light, and was transformed by a feeling of absolute Bell Radio Show on 2/4/99 we were informed by many
Buddhists of the astonishing similarity between Sarah’s
joy. I said to the light “I’m here”, and the light said
NDE and the writings in the Tibetan Book of the Dead.
“Great” in a voice that rang with happiness and bliss. I Indeed, the similarities are astonishing!
gave myself up to the bliss and learned many things
that sound corny when described but are truths for me
that resonate through me now and forever. WITH PERMISSION FROM JODY LONG
I learned that I am eternal and though I may ALSO PRESENTED ON ART BELL COAST TO COAST 1999.
In 1950 His Holiness was called upon to assume full
political power after China’s invasion of Tibet in 1949.  He
later went to Beijing for peace talks with Mao Zedong and
other Chinese leaders, but in 1959, with the suppression of the
Tibetan national uprising in Lhasa by Chinese troops, His Ho-
liness was forced to escape into exile.  Since then he has been
living in Dharamsala, northern India, the seat of the Tibetan
political administration in exile.
Since the Chinese invasion, His Holiness has appealed to the
*Photography courtesy of Lucas Entertainment
United Nations on the question of listening to his “message of com-
Tibet.  The General Assembly ad- passion.” Many of them are young,
opted three resolutions on Tibet in unemployed and dispossessed and
1959, 1961 and 1965. reject his philosophy of non-vio-
The Dalai Lama is working for lence, believing the only hope for
a transformation of the whole of change is the radical action they are
Tibet into a zone of peace. now carrying out. For Beijing, the
China’s leaders have been shocked urgent need to find a solution to the
by the persistence of the Tibetan uprising is one of growing embar-
protests against Chinese rule the rassment.
past three weeks, which have taken
world attention away from the Bei- The torch bearers are scheduled to
jing lighting ceremonies. pass through Tibet, but could find
China has stepped up efforts to itself being carried by runners past
quash all protests by Tibetans burning buildings and temples.
or other dissenters to disrupt the
Olympic torch as it travels from The Chinese prime minister has
Beijing to the games in August. The now said he is prepared to hold
Chinese blame His Holiness the talks with the Dalai Lama. Just
14th Dalai Lama, but images from before this announcement, Britain’s
British satellites confirms that the Prime Minister Gordon Brown
Chinese used agent provocateurs to declared he would meet the Dalai
start riots, which gave the PLA the Lama. This is the first time either
excuse to move on Lhasa to kill and leader has proposed to meet the
wound last month. Dalai Lama.
What the Beijing regime had not
expected was how the riots would The Times of India reported Chi-
spread, not only across Tibet, but nese authorities, fearing the Ti-
also to Sichuan, Quighai and Gansu betan protests will influence other
provinces, turning a large area of groups, and were pre-emptively
western China into a battle zone. making arrests and raised surveil-
The Dalai Lama has called it “cul- lance among a range of dissident
tural genocide” and has offered groups including agitating farmers,
to resign as head of the protests rebel religious sects and separatists
against Chinese rule in order to in Xingjian province. China is also
bring peace. The current unrest stepping up controls on monks in
began on March 10, marking the other Chinese provinces, forcing
anniversary of the 1959 Uprising them to denounce the Dalai Lama
against Chinese rule. and detaining them in their monas-
However, his followers are not teries.
arranger David
Boyd form the artistic force
behind BetBoyz, creating remixes for a
number of exciting artists such as Taylor
Dayne, Jason Walker, Sarah Atareth, Andrea
From mega-events of McCardle, Ari Gold, Karen Jacobsen, Brian
thousands to intimate house parties, DJ/ Kent, Matthew Duffy, Beth-Anne Arentsen of
Producer Randy Bettis is among the most P-1 and Natalie Toro.
sought-after mixmasters in the dance-music
industry. Recently voted DJ of the Year by Having played in some of NYC’s most
JustCircuit subscribers, the buzz about his legendary clubs (Limelight, Sound Factory,
dancer-centered style continues to grow. Stereo), Randy can be heard frequently at
clubs such as Splash in New York, Town in
Bettis broke through the clutter in 2005 DC, Pure in Philadelphia and Steel in Fort
with back-to-back acclaimed performances Lauderdale.
at 3 of the largest dance parties in the world: Spalsh is happy to get an interview with
Saint-at-Large New Years Day Event, The this very busy guy!
Black Party and the Heritage of Pride Pier
Dance in New York City. In October 2005, SPLASH: WHEN DID YOU FIRST WANT
Randy’s artistic prominence was validated TO START SPINNING AND WHO OR
when he was named by Billboard to the WHAT INSPIRED YOU TO DO SO?
nationwide panel of club DJs who create
Billboard’s weekly Hot Dance Club Play chart. RANDY: A former boyfriend from my
college days, Brad Calcaterra, provided
In 2006, Bettis took it to the next level, my first exposure to the work life
embarking on his first-ever national tour of a DJ. He was the hot local DJ in
and unleashing the power of digital- Carbondale, Illinois where I was a
age partnerships. Randy’s Gay Days Tour student at Southern Illinois University.
2006 brought the spirit of the legendary I was on the men’s gymnastics team
celebration to 26 cities nationwide and and I would go out to the clubs every
was voted Best Circuit Tour of 2006 by the weekend to hear him spin. One night he
members of JustCircuit.com. He launched invited me into the booth; watching him
new portals for fans with a weekly mixshow work definitely planted the seed.
on G.I.R.L. (GayInternetRadioLive.com) and
with satellite broadcasts on SIRIUS Radio’s In April of 1997, I has been dancing on
OutQ “Saturday Night Out.” Broadway for over a decade and was
considering what I would do next. At the
Over the past year, Randy celebrated the time, I was in CATS, which was actually
release of his Party Groove: GayDays Volume 4 my 3rd tour of duty in the Broadway
(Centaur Music) with the nationwide GayDayS production. One night while putting
Tour 2007, once again earning a nod from on my make up, something like a bolt
JustCircuit.com as Circuit Tour of the Year. He of lighting went through me with the
recently returned from a highly successful DJ sudden and distinct knowledge that I
performance aboard the RSVP Mediterranean would become a DJ/music producer. I
Cruise and two mixed-CD releases are slated for turned to my friend George and said “I
release in 2008. Randy Bettis and composer/ think I just had my destiny handed to
I love playing out in
Fire Island Pines where the
crowd is always responsive and fun. I
me!”
feel inspired and at home in the DJ booth
So with no
at Steel Nightclub in Ft. Lauderdale, FL.
training whatsoever
And one of my current residencies is
in the art of DJing, I started
at the fabulous Town Danceboutique in
teaching myself.
Washington, DC, which is beautiful and
very well managed. For nostalgia’s sake
SPLASH: WHERE DID YOU START
I would have to say that the main room
SPINNING?
at Limelight NYC has ultimately been my
favorite booth. It would be hard to beat
RANDY: I began playing at private parties
the experience of looking out from the
in New York, but my first real professional
booth into that extraordinary Gothic space
gig came in the winter of 1997.
filled with people dancing; it was really a
I was fortunate enough to get a booking
thrill to have played there.
at “Boys Life,” a popular weekly Sunday-
night party at the nightclub Life, which
SPLASH: WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR OFF
was promoted by several successful
TIME?
promoters (John Blair, Mark Berkley, Rob
Fernandez & Carter Reese). From there,
RANDY: Time off? What’s that? This
I started getting noticed by various local
industry, especially when you are not only
promoters and over the next couple of
DJing but producing music as well, can
years was being booked at clubs like
sometimes feel like you are never off. But
Sound Factory, Limelight and Splash.
when I do take time, I love just hanging
with my partner of 11 years, Sean Dwyer,
SPLASH: WHERE WAS THE MOST
going to movies, or hanging with our
DIFFICULT PLACE YOU’VE WORKED, AND
friends. I also have to admit that I’m a
WHY?
TV junkie – mostly the Discovery Channel,
HGTV or the show So You Think You Can
RANDY: I’d have to say it was a lounge
Dance – but I have to say that the new
called XL in New York. XL was a very
show Wipeout is killing me! I try to be a
sweet lounge that John Blair & Beto
caring and compassionate person, so I’m
Sutter—the guys who brought you “ROXY
somewhat embarrassed to say that when
Saturdays”—had built from the ground
I see someone fall or run face-first into
up. While it was a very beautiful and well-
something, it cracks me up. Wipeout is
equipped space, and extremely popular,
my secret vice: I laugh so hard, it’s like a
it wasn’t a dance club. I came to realize
workout for me!
that playing for a non-dance audience
just wasn’t for me. I thrive on creating
SPLASH: WHAT DO YOU HOPE TO
energy and playing off the energy of a
ACCOMPLISH IN YOUR FUTURE?
room and seeing a rockin’ dance floor. So
although I appreciated the opportunity
RANDY: Like with any entertainer I think
that John & Beto gave me to be a weekly
a primary goal is longevity, working to
resident, I was pretty unhappy playing
refine your skills and knowledge of the
there. The silver lining was that I learned
industry so that you can continue to work
more about the direction that I wanted to
and create. I’m also honing my skills as
take my career.
a remixer/producer, which is a challenge
with technology advancing seemingly
SPLASH: WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE
every day; it’s an exciting challenge that
PLACE TO SPIN, AND WHY?
drives me forward. Additionally, although
I have developed a pretty nice reputation
RANDY: That’s a tough question because I
in the US as a live DJ, we are cultivating
have had so many great experiences in so
more work and exposure in international
many places. As a resident at Splashbar
markets so that I can continue to grow as
for 3 years, I really enjoyed playing that
an artist by broadening my horizons.
space and working with the staff there.
Skin
Opening Reception
Friday, January 2nd, 2009 6:00 pm
daas Gallery
1542 Broadway Street
Fort Myers, FL 33901
239-939-1194
Skin – A collection of provocative and
uncensored, yet tasteful and brilliant mas-
ter pieces by three prominent South West
Florida artists. April Clary, Doug Heslep
and Daniel Lovely accepted daas Gal-
lery’s invitation to expose these images
freely and without boundaries. The group,
in alliance with the gallery, plans to break
the mold and dare to display images in-
tended only for mature audiences. Beauti-
ful nude bodies of both male and female
are the common subject for this exhibition.
http://www.daasgallery.com”
mailto:info@daasgallery.com”

Robert Rauschenberg (born Milton Ernst


Rauschenberg; October 22, 1925 – May 12, 2008)
He was best known for his Abstract Expressionism
to Pop-art. Rauschenburg had a tendency to pick up
trash off of New York streets and then incorporate
it in his art pieces. He was also known for his white
paintings. These paintings had
no images at all just a blank
surface.
We at Splash Magazine
thank him for his contribution
to the art world. You will be
greatly missed.
“I think a painting is more
like the real world if
it’s made out of the real
world.”
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A FEMALE COACH THAT
HAS TAKEN YOUR TEAM TO A 27-4 SEASON?
WELL FGCU FIRES YOU, AFTER THEY TREAT
YOU LESS FAIRLY AS YOUR MALE COACHES!

YES, Athletic Director Carl McAloose, now retired, and Associate Athletic Director Kathy
Peterson were told by FGCU’s interim president, general counsel and director of human
resources that coach Jaye Flood’s personnel file did not support a decision to fire her, so
what did they do?
McAloose and Peterson were told in order to fire Flood, they would need additional
documentation, like a poor performance evaluation, so they changed their evaluation
just days before coach Flood filed a lawsuit, along with Another former coach at the
university, Holly Vaughn, that claims the school retaliated against them for raising
questions about sex discrimination within the athletic department.
Because this case has been ongoing and very involved for years, here is an edited
timeline of the case:

Sept. 1, 2003
FGCU hires Jaye Flood to coach
women’s volleyball team.
Nov., 2004
Team wraps up inaugural season with a 24-6 record- becoming
the first FGCU sport to reach postseason play.
Nov., 2005
Volleyball closes its 27-4 season with a loss in the regional finals.
Nov., 2006
Third season ends with an even better 29-3,- team loses in
the regional final.
May, 2007
Former athletic director Merrily Dean Baker issues a gender-equity
complaint
on behalf of female coaches and women’s athletics.
July, 2007
Internal auditor Carol Slade completes gender-equity investigation,
indicating FGCU was complying with all federal equity laws.
July, 2007
The same day Slade finished her report, Flood receives a “below
expectations”
rating on her evaluation, and is given 120 days to improve her
performance
or face possible disciplinary action.
July, 2007
Flood rebuts her evaluation, writing a memo that her rating was
retaliation
for expressing concerns of discrimination.
Oct., 2007
FGCU places Flood on paid administrative leave for “issues involving
student
welfare.” Team has 16-2 record at the time.
Nov., 2007
Flood is named Atlantic Sun Conference Coach of the Year despite
being on suspension.
Jan., 2008
Public Justice files a federal lawsuit against FGCU on behalf of
Flood,
who claims retaliation and defamation.
Jan., 2008
FGCU President Wilson Bradshaw announces the university will fire
Flood
for having an improper relationship with a student.
March, 2008
Flood officially is fired after a mandatory appeals period concludes.
May, 2008
Holly Vaughn joins Flood’s federal lawsuit as a co-plaintiff.
Oct., 2008
FGCU and the two coaches agree to settle their lawsuit, accepting
$3.4 million while the university admits no wrongdoing.
Oct., 2008
Both parties jointly announce the settlement agreement.
It’s obvious that once McAloose and Peterson knew FGCU was facing discrimination charges they
acted in the most archaic way, hoping everything will just go away and FGCU will continue to stay
in the 60’s where women and mens roles were well defined.
Until women receive the same pay and equal treatment in the workplace we need people like
Jaye to fight for their rights, or we will continue to be treated as second class citizens.
Because of her long fight Jaye will go down in SWFL history as one who fought injustice in an
antiquated system that permeates SWFL. Shame on FGCU for stooping to such lows.
SOURCES: THE NEWS-PRESS, NAPLES NEWS, FOX 4 NOW

Splash is very lucky to get the first interview with coach Jaye Flood.

SPLASH: WHAT WAS IT INSIDE YOU THAT MADE YOU FIGHT TO THE VERY END WHERE MOST
PEOPLE WOULD HAVE GIVEN UP AND MOVED ON AS SO MANY WHO ARE UNJUSTLY TREATED?

JAYE: It was and still is the right thing to do for my athletes, the womens programs and coaches at FGCU.
I knew that it was time to make a stand, the unjust treatment had gone far enough. It was all there in the
Baker letter that was ignored from the beginning. I had the support of my family, the community and the
best attorneys for this in the United States. I went to high school when Title 9 was first passed and this is 35
years later I am still fighting the same battles, its not right and universities know better I think most of the
time they hide it and fight it until people go away. I was NOT going away this time.

SPLASH: WHAT WAS YOUR INITIAL REACTION WHEN YOU HEARD YOU HAD WON YOUR CASE?
AND CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT YOUR LAWYER?

JAYE: My reaction was of course one of relief a relief that now people would know that what myself and the
other coaches were fighting for was the truth and it had merit. My Lawyers are Linda Corriea and Adele
Kimmel from Washington DC. They believed in me and thought our case was worth the fight. They were
incredable with not only my case but with me as a person. The spin put on the case and not the real issues
were seen through by most people and people who know me know the real story and don’t bother with the
spin.

SPLASH: HAVE YOU


FACED ANY THREATS
FROM ANYONE SINCE
THIS CASE HAS SETTLED?

JAYE: No I have not faced


any threats since the case
has settled. Its hard to read
the papers and some of the
uninformed reporting.

SPLASH: WHAT ARE


YOUR PLANS FOR THE
FUTURE? DO YOU STILL
WANT YOUR JOB BACK?

JAYE: I am still exploring


some options but not in
coaching at this time, I will
keep you posted :) I would
not want my job back with
the current environment
and administration [At
FGCU]
Broadway Palm Dinner Theatre proudly
I recently met someone who has lived in Fort Myers for a long time and has never
been to the Broadway Palm Dinner Theater! I asked her if she doesn’t like theatre
and she said she loves it! It’s hard to believe that there are still theatre lovers who
have never been to the Royal Palm with their fabulous productions of classic and
modern plays, sometimes beating out Chicago and New York for their young fresh
view on certain productions, like CATS and MISS SIAGON to mention a couple

The Broadway Palm Dinner Theatre in Fort Myers has been giving SWFL a perfect
venue for cocktailing, dining, and entertaining theatre, and now caberet! The theatre
entertains over 150,000 guests annually and has expanded a number of times and
now includes an additional 90-seat “black-box” theatre called The Off Broadway
Palm Theatre, and two banquet facilities - Café Cabaret and The Art Café.
Get out there and enjoy the best for your buck at The Royal Palm Dinner Theatre
with the 16th season line up.
Broadway Palm Dinner Theatre proudly announces its Sweet 16th Season.
Disney’s High School Musical July 31 – September 20, 2008
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas September 25 – November 15, 2008.
Irving Berlin’s White Christmas November 20 – December 27, 2008.
Singin’ in the Rain December 31 – February 14, 2009.
All Shook Up February 19 – April 11, 2009.
Wedding Singer April 16 – June 6, 2009.
Peter Pan June 11 – August 8, 2009.
The Off Broadway Palm Theatre is Broadway Palm’s second performance venue.
Forbidden Broadway October 16 – December 20, 2008.
Church Basement Ladies January 15 – March 29, 2009.

FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD TO BROADWAY PALM’S “THE WIZ-


ARD OF OZ” THIS SUMMER!

The classic movie musical, The Wizard of Oz, based on the book by Frank L. Baum
and the world famous 1939 film, chronicles the adventures of Dorothy, the Scare-
crow, the Tin Man, the Cowardly Lion and… Toto, too! You’ll hear the songs from
the score you

know and love such as Somewhere Over the Rainbow, We’re Off to See the Wizard
and Follow the Yellow Brick Road .
Making her Broadway Palm debut as Dorothy is Megan Kip. Straight from play-
ing the Emcee in Cabaret is John Ramsey, Jr. who will portray the extremely limber
Scarecrow. Jason Sofge who played Nicely-Nicely Johnson in Guys and Dolls
returns as the Cowardly Lion and the character of the Tin Man is played by Jonathan
Goodman. Jonathan recently performed in The Off Broadway Palm Theatres Lend
Me a Tenor and appeared as Joseph in last summer’s Joseph and the Amazing Tech-
nicolor Dreamcoat at Broadway Palm.
Re-creating a classic, live on stage, is no easy task. The theatre has brought in
announces its Sweet 16th Season.
Tony Parise to direct and choreograph The Wizard of Oz. Tony directed and choreo-
graphed Broadway Palm’s Cole Porter hit, Anything Goes. Mr. Parise has choreo-
graphed the opening number for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade for the last three
years. He is also the Artistic Director of Camp Broadway in New York, which is a
summer program that offers classes and workshops taught by Broadway profession-
als in all aspects of musical theater. Over the years Tony has choreographed such
stars as Sandy Duncan, Madeline Kahn, Cindy Williams, Tim Curry and more. Mr.
Parise has had the honor of choreographing Bernadette Peters in both her Carnegie
Hall and Radio City debuts. Since 1996, Mr. Parise has directed the Hasty Pudding
Theatricals at Harvard University including the Hasty Pudding segment for Jack
Lemmon’s Kennedy Center Honors.

Musical direction is by Loren Strickland. John White provided costume design. Set
design is by Evan Adamson. Lighting and sound design is by Russell A. Thompson.
The Wizard of Oz at Broadway Palm Dinner Theatre runs through July 26, 2008.
Ticket prices range from $25 to $52. (239) 278-4422, by visiting www.BroadwayP-
alm.com, or by stopping by the box office at 1380 Colonial Boulevard in Fort Myers
.
Living in SWFL can be limiting as far as culture goes. It’s getting better with
theatres and art galleries popping up all over, so I’m always looking for some-
thing to do in Fort Myers.
I recently had the opportunity to check out “The Wizard of Oz” at the Broadway
Palm Dinner Theatre, so my friends and I went on opening night.
Having watched The Wizard of Oz as a child, I had high expectations, and I
must admit I giggled when a munchkin had a hard time staying on her feet, but I
have heard that this is an omen of a bright future ahead for that munchkin!
The “Wicked” Witch, played by Keara Trummel, was perfect for the part, Aside
from a few minor opening night mistakes, they did a wonderful job. Special
kudos to John Ramsey, as the Scarecrow- fresh from the sexy production of
CABARET, and Tony Parise who directed and choreographed.
If you have a family with young children or are just young at heart, I would
highly recommend planning a night at the Broadway Palm Dinner Theatre for
this fun production of The Wizard of Oz. Rachel-
MODEL RELATIONSHIP
SHAUN AND PAUL
Strut For Marriage
Equality
By Dale Phillips

When North Dakotan


Paul Anderson met New
Orleans-born Shaun
McCarron while the two
were in Orlando, FL, it was
a match made in reality-
show heaven. Now models
on the hit Oxygen-TV
show, The Janice Dickinson
Modeling Agency, the
three-year-strong couple
are giving back with a
benefit that fights for
LGBT marriage equality.
All you faux coverboy
couples eat your heart out!
First, we have to ask, is
Janice really how she is
portrayed on television?
PAUL: She is. She really is
like she is on TV. She is
absolutely crazy, in a good
way. She is like smart crazy.
She knows what she wants
and goes for it. She doesn’t
have that part in your
brain that holds you back.
SHAUN: She’s not as self-
centered as people may
think she is. She really
makes a point to help the
people she likes.

A lot of models left the


agency this season. What
would it take to make you
drop Janice?
SHAUN: We have no
intention of leaving
Janice anytime soon. She’s
given us more opportunity
than we could have ever
achieved on our own.
PAUL: Without Janice, we
wouldn’t have been able
to do any of the exciting
stuff we’re doing now.

One of the exciting things


you are doing is hosting
the Tantra benefit during
Disney’s Gay Days on June
5th. 
PAUL: It began a few
months ago with this
crazy idea I had of doing
a fashion show with a
purpose. I called some of my As of now the next season is in
fashion friends and presto, the process to be green lit. Last
we had an event! The benefit season Shaun and I did not have
will raise awareness and money confirmation about the show
for HRC and the Million for until a month before we filmed
Marriage initiative, which fights it.
for LGBT marriage equality.
Will you also be attending the
Is it true Project Runway other Gay Days events?
winner Christian Siriano will be PAUL: Without a doubt.
attending Tantra?
SHAUN: Yes. Christian has also Where can we find you?
agreed to design a signature SHAUN: On the dance floor, of
HRC T-shirt which will be course!
showcased at the fashion show.
The shirt will be sold at the Tantra takes place Thursday, June
Tantra event and on our website, 5th at Rix Night Club (Coronado
with proceeds going to HRC. Springs Resort on Disney
PAUL: We’re also excited that property). Advance tickets $25;
Janice Dickenson Modeling tickets purchased at door are
Agency models Danny Nunez, $35. For additional info: www.
Tracy Moslenko, Brian Kehoe, Joe shaunandpaul.com. 
Monbleau are also flying in for
the fashion show.
If you’re planning on attending
the Gay Days Orlando there
It’s wonderful to see two young is a new day added! Thursday
gay men using their celebrity to June 5th called~ Tantra and is
promote LGBT causes. being held at the Rix Night Club
SHAUN: Thanks! It’s not only (Coronado Springs Resort on
important, it’s necessary, to fight Disney property). Following is an
for change now. interview by Dale Phillips with
PAUL: Shaun and I are from our models on the cover from
Florida. Florida legislation is Oxygen’s The Janice Dickenson
currently proposing laws to Modeling Agency, which is one
totally and completely strip of the craziest high drama
same sex couples of any legal reality shows on T.V.
rights to each other. It’s bad
enough we have no option to
marry but now they are even
considering dissolving all civil
union rights!

Is the Tantra benefit part of Gay


Days?
PAUL: Tantra is not an official
Gay Days event, but it is taking
place during Gay Days. It will
take place at the Coronado
Springs Resort on Disney
property.
SHAUN: There has never been
a “movement” type of event to
launch the Gay days weekend.
This will be the first of its kind.
Men will be spending thousands
of dollars over the weekend so
this is at least one event where
your money will go to great use
for the community.

When do you begin filming


the next season of The Janice
Dickinson Modeling Agency?
PAUL: We don’t know yet, nobody
knows. That’s the thing about
reality TV, its very last minute.
Mar
years re-creating the
music and glamour of
Liberace. This incredible
show has wowed
audiences worldwide and
is coming to Fort Myers
for a one-nighter.

Martin Preson, performing


as Liberace gives an
unforgettable experience -
complete with memorable
music performed LIVE on
a glittering grand piano
- a gorgeous replica of
one of Liberace’s famous
Las Vegas show pieces.

M artin Preston, actor and musician


was bitten by the showbiz bug
when he began performing classical
You will marvel at the spectacular
wardrobe, carefully handcrafted from
the original Liberace designs. With
piano training at the age of six. every entrance, each outfit is even
While growing up in Indianapolis more dazzling than the one before!
he descovered a flair not only for You WON’T believe your eyes or your
music, but for acting and comedy, ears!
and especially for wearing unusual
costumes. After graduating with honors
from Oakland University Martin began SPLASH: Martin, you look exactly like
his performance career in earnest, Liberace. When he was alive, did people
appearing on stages throughout the often think you were him?
states and Canada as an actor and a
concert pianist. MARTIN: This usually only happened if
I wore my mink-and-rhinestone bomber
Always a Liberace fan his style was jacket to KMart.
compared to that of the American icon
of the 60’s and 70’s. Actually, I look absolutely nothing like
In 1988 Martin began working on Liberace in real life . . . it takes an hour to
a tribute to the great Liberace who create the physical illusion. The illusion is
awed millions with his talent and quite realistic, but it relies on very elaborate
comedy. The act quickly went from a make-up and a meticulously styled wig. I
twenty minute bit to a full two hour also wear a “fat suit” - I’m padded from my
extravaganza that has generated neck to my knees, as I’m built more like
critical and popular acclaim throughout Tommy Tune than Liberace.
the world! The great part of all of this is that once I get
Martin Preston has spent the last 18 “out of drag” I am completely anonymous.
rtin Preston
When we play venues that have an after- as if someone crammed Macy’s and Sak’s
the-show lounge, I frequently mingle with Fifth Avenue into my house!
my audience, and they have no idea who I
was a half-hour before. I get a lot of great SPLASH: Can you tell us about the most
feedback that way - I ask what they thought fascinating story of your experience as a
of “that Liberace guy” and they tell me the Liberace impersonator?
unvarnished truth because they have don’t
know who they’re talking to! (Fortunately, it’s MARTIN: After all these years, it’s hard to
almost always positive!) pick out one thing . . . I would say the most
thrilling experiences have been the many
SPLASH: When and why did you start times I’ve had the pleasure of performing
impersonating Liberace? for Liberace’s “inner circle” - his producer,
his manager, his publicist, his furrier, his
MARTIN: First off, I must say that I’m conductor, his housekeeper, his close
probably the biggest Liberace fan who ever friends and family members. I can’t begin to
lived. The day he died was one of the worst describe how emotional those experiences
days of my life. I had great respect for both have been!
the man and the stage persona he created.
On the scary side, I have had a couple of
About six months after “Lee” died, I saw a stalkers over the years, who apparently could
guy doing a “Tribute to Liberace” act. This not distinguish between illusion and reality.
turned out to be a man who played piano One of these people was a licensed private
very well, but looked like Foster Brooks detective who had the resources and know-
and who possessed neither costumes nor how to find me, my private phone numbers,
showmanship. I thought “what a shame . . and other such information. He claimed to
. someone should do this concept justice.” I have had some kind of personal relationship
didn’t realize that someone might be me, but with Liberace, and he was looking to re-
the more I thought about it, the more the idea create that with me. Did I mention he always
appealed to me. I could play piano in the carried a gun? Yikes!
Liberace style, but everything else - the look,
the voice - took a lot of hard work. I spent two
years and a TON of money getting the show Martin will be performing at the
ready, with no guarantee that it would even Broadway Palm Dinner Theatre on
play. Fortunately, my portrayal of Liberace Monday, February 2, 2009. Endorsed
was a hit the very first time I appeared on by Liberace’s Estate as “one of the best
the stage - and I’m still at it nearly nineteen in the world”. Martin Preston delivers
years later! one of the most captivating tributes the
world has ever known. Experience the
MARTIN: Do you live an extravagant life as glitz, glamour, magnificent music and
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you would like Boned, Drilled, or Oral? lesbian friends…they might prefer Herass!)
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Well, maybe not talk…this is a printed page


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some of the eyeglass frame names that make
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are not funny, Poon and Nads do make us
giggle…especially when you think that they
are going to be sitting on someone’s face!

Surely, we have your attention now! Perhaps


it is time to offer a little explanation: Chrome
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associated with eyewear to create some of
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Chrome Hearts obviously draws heavily on
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Metropolitan RESTAURANT REVIEW
Were in SWFL can the GLBT community bermuda onion, fresh mozzarella on farfalle pasta, and a
meet after work for a cocktail or beer, and sweet vermouth red pepper cream sauce! DIVINE.
get something wonderful to eat, and go to a Tuscan Tenderloin Pasta, Surf & Turf – fennel
Sunday Tea Dance, and take your significant crusted Tuna and Grilled Salmon are among the seafood
other out for fine dining, or casual up- items.
scale on a patio, compete with a romantic Now you may be saying to yourself, what
atmosphere, AND be among the GLBT else? Well the Eastern European Specialties are
community? from authentic recipes from the old world.
Well most of you reading this know by now I had the Hungarian Goulash, which consists of
that I’m talking about The New Metropolitan Braised beef and paprika caraway seed stew, knedliky,
Restaurant and Martini Bar located at 9101 red onion and pepper. The spicy sauce is unforgettable.
College Parkway in Fort Myers. The Chicken Paprika is a half chicken! And
There is so much in one place that I hardly served with the traditional sauce of paprika and
know where to begin. sweet onion, spatzle, served with sugar snap peas.
Roasted Pork Loin is prepared
with Braised bacon and onion sauerkraut,
steamed bread dumplings, caraway pork
sauce!
But perhaps the most unique and tasty dish
has to be the Polish Platter, which is
composed of Golabki (stuffed cabbage)
grilled kielbasa, mushroom pierogi, roasted
pork - sauerkraut and mashed potatoes!
You will not forget the cuisine at The New
Metropolitan.
I have no more room to tell you about
the banquet room where the Florida
State GLBT Caucus will be holding their
convention parties and dinners in January-
yes the convention is coming to Fort Myer
For menu go to newmetropolitan.
Owners David and Marty would like to inform com and check out the lite menu for the
the community that they are open for the Sunday Tea, and bar area.
GLBT community every day of the week,
not just the fabu Sunday Tea. “We welcome (239) 432-0053
all to come and enjoy the romance of the
main dining room and the laid back cozy
atmosphere of our patio.” Says David. “We
are looking forward to having the guests
from all over Florida for the GLBT Caucus
convention in January.”
The WILD Sunday Tea Dance is already a big hit, with
DJ Mickey Nightrain and hot male dancers from Rico’s
men of Tampa, and now KARAOKE every FRIDAY at
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Breast of Duck, Grilled Lamb Loin Chop,
Veal Cutlet Escalade, New England Seafood
Scampi.

For you Vegetarians the Vegetable Escalade


is exquisite with grilled portabella, zucchini,
splash feature

Obama Vs. McCain


SPLASH WANTS EVERYONE TO VOTE increase the number of full-time workers in
WITH AN INFORMED OPINION, WITH America relative to those outside the US;
THE FACTS. SO WE HAVE COMPILED A maintain their corporate headquarters in
SHORT LIST OF HOW BOTH CANDIDATES America; pay decent wages; prepare workers
STAND ON THE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUES for retirement; provide health insurance; and
FACING US IN THESE DESPERATE TIMES. support employees who serve in the military.

IT’S THE ECONOMY, STUPID! MCCAIN


Make the Bush tax cuts permanent; eliminate
OBAMA alternative minimum tax. Recently called for
Enact a Windfall Profits Tax to Provide steps to reduce the price of gas in summer
a $1,000 Emergency Energy Rebate to 2008.
American Families. “My middle-class [$75,000-$90,000
Repeal the Bush tax cuts for households household income] tax cut is exactly what the
earning more than $250,000. sluggish U.S. economy needs. It would lower
Provide $50 billion [USE THE MONEY marginal tax rates, raise economic growth
FROM THE CURRENT WAR FUND] to immediately and over the longer term and
Jumpstart the Economy and Prevent 1 Million over the next five years lead to an additional
Americans from Losing Their Jobs. $2,000 for every man, woman and child in
Provide a Tax Cut for Working Families. America.” [BUT DOES NOT SAY WHERE HE
Eliminate Income Taxes for Seniors Making WILL GET THE FUNDS]
Less than $50,000. NO MENTION OF THE LOWER CLASSES.
Obama and Biden will create a new “Making Cut The Corporate Tax Rate From 35 To 25
Work Pay” tax credit of up to $500 per Percent.
person, or $1,000 per working family. The Reward Saving, Investment and Risk-Taking.
“Making Work Pay” tax credit will completely
eliminate income taxes for 10 million Let’s face it, the economy is the issue on
Americans. everyone’s mind weather you’re one of the
Amend the North American Free Trade lucky ones who still have a job, or if you’re
Agreement: Obama and Biden believe that out there looking for one. In 2008 alone there
NAFTA and its potential were oversold to the were 2,034,370 foreclosures!
American people. They will work with the This is the base for most lost jobs and a
leaders of Canada and Mexico to fix NAFTA declining economy, because our current
so that it works for American workers. End administration and the deregulation they
Tax Breaks for Companies that Send Jobs put in place, (McCain included, he was one
Overseas. of the Senators that was involved with the
Invest In A Clean Energy Economy And Savings And Loan scandal, similar to the
Create 5 Million New Green Jobs. current banks going under,) making it easier
Obama and Biden will also increase the for unsafe practices by those lenders you
minimum wage and index it to inflation to hear in the news. Well now the government
ensure it rises every year. is bailing them out, as they did when McCain
Create a Universal Mortgage Credit. Ensure was involved in the earlier scandal, but doing
More Accountability in the Subprime nothing for the concumers they abused.
Mortgage Industry. Close Bankruptcy These are the first to cry out about welfare,
Loophole for Mortgage Companies. all the while expecting the government to bail
The Patriot Employer Act of 2007 provides them out in time of need.
a tax credit to companies that maintain or OBAMA
Require that all children have health insurance; Opposes gas tax holiday; Says it would save
pay for it by rolling back President Bush’s tax cuts the average consumer about $30, a figure
for households earning over $250,000; aims for confirmed by Congressional analysts. Supports
universal coverage. taxing windfall profits; opposes drilling in the
Arctic and offshore; supports ethanol subsidies;
MCCAIN not a “proponent” of expanding nuclear power.
For free-market, consumer-based system; has Will create five million new jobs by strategically
pledged affordable health care for every American investing $150 billion over the next ten years to
without a mandate; says universal health care catalyze private efforts to build a clean energy
is possible without a tax increase, but does not future.
explain where the funds will come from, again.
MCCAIN
We spend 40% more than other countries such Supports gas tax holiday; opposes taxing windfall
as Canada and Switzeraland on health care -- profits; opposes drilling in the Arctic, supports
nearly $1 trillion -- but our health outcomes are offshore drilling; opposes ethanol subsidies;
no better. supports expanding nuclear power. Says he
Sen. Obama’s proposal will modernize our current wants to break our dependency on foreign oil by
system of employer- and government-provided reforming our transportation sector, but has done
health care, keeping what works well, and making nothing in the past 20 years to do so.
the investments now that will lead to a more
efficient medical system. ABORTION
Given the current inefficiencies in our system, OBAMA
the impact of the Obama plan will be profound. Supports Roe v. Wade; criticized Supreme
Besides the $2,500 savings in medical costs Court decision that upheld ban on partial-birth
for the typical family, according to research abortions.
[N.Y.Times] annual business-sector costs will
fall by about $140 billion. Their figures suggest MCCAIN
that decreasing employer costs by this amount Wants to overturn Roe v. Wade, but has been
will result in the expansion of employer-provided supportive in the past; supported Supreme
health insurance to 10 million previously Court decision that upheld ban on partial-birth
uninsured people. abortions; “strict constructionist judges.”
In contrast, Sen. McCain, who constantly repeats
his no-new-taxes promise on the campaign trail, GAY MARRIAGE
proposes a big tax hike as the solution to our THEY BOTH OPPOSE GAY MARRIAGE, BUT
health-care crisis. His plan would raise taxes on OBAMA FAVORS CIVIL UNIONS. McCain
workers who receive health benefits, with the idea supported a failed initiative in Arizona, his
of encouraging their employers to drop coverage. home state, that would have amended the state
A study conducted by University of Michigan Constitution and banned same-sex marriage.
economist Tom Buchmueller and colleagues
published in the journal Health Affairs suggests
that the McCain tax hike will lead employers to Just think of what we could do with the
drop coverage for over 20 million Americans. TRILLIONS of dollars that were wasted on this
What would happen to these people? Mr. McCain oil war. Remember the Clinton years? We all had
will give them a small tax credit, $5,000 for a jobs, homes, money to spend or invest and he
family and $2,500 for an individual, and tell them managed do this this while fighting a JUST war,
to navigate the individual insurance market on and winning, and fought the right wing attacks
their own. for his sexual behavior, and still is beloved by
millions.
THE WAR- (COSTING WE, THE PEOPLE MORE Please vote with your mind, use logic and
THAN $1 BILLION A MONTH) reason. THINK FOR YOURSELF.
OBAMA Anyone who votes for Obama because he’s
Opposed invasion from the beginning; opposed Black, or votes for McCain because he chose
troop increase; withdraw one or two brigades a a woman as his VEEP is a fool and it’s just as
month to finish within 16 months. foolish for any political party to think that we
would vote with anything other than logic and
MCCAIN reason.
Voted in 2002 to authorize invasion, still
supportive; in favor of troop increase; against a
timetable for troop withdrawal, but projected he
would have most U.S. forces home by 2013. He
has also been quoted as saying we may need to
have our troops in Iraq for another 50 to 100 years. sources: N.Y. Times, CNN, Fox News. Reality Trac.
ENERGY and both candidates web sites.
OBAMA

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