One Easter Sunday as the minister
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was preaching the Children's Ser
mon, he reached into his bag of
props and pulled out an egg .He pointed at the
egg and asked the children, "What's in here?"I
know a little boy exclaimed, "Pantyhose!"
A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he
was going down the aisle, he would take two
steps, stop, and turn to the crowd. While facing
the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws
and roar. So it went, step ROAR step, ROAR,
step,, ROAR, all the way down the aisle. As you
can imagine, the crowd was near tears from
laughing so hard by the time he reached the pul-
pit. —- When asked what he was doing, the
child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring
Bear."
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The preacher was wired for sound with a Ministry of Mill Road Baptist Church
lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved January 28, 2009
briskly about the platform, jerking the mike
cord as he went. Then he moved to one side,
The apostle also teaches that there are
getting wound up in the cord and nearly trip- PROFILING PEOPLE
two categories of people in the church. He
ping before jerking it again. After several Pastor Bill Kellough wrote: (1 Corinthians 3:1-2) “And I, breth-
circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew ren, could not speak unto you as unto spiri-
leaned toward her mother and whispered, "If In the Bible God gives us the perimeters
tual, but as unto carnal, even as unto babes
he gets loose, will he hurt us?" to help us profile people around us as well as in Christ. I have fed you with milk, and not
to come to an understanding of who we are.
with meat: for hitherto ye were not able to
My grandson was visiting one day when he In the book of 1 Corinthians, the apostle
bear it, neither yet now are ye able”. Well,
asked, "Grandma, do you know howasked
you the
and Paul teaches us that there are two categories
A Sunday school teacher the question is: “How do you profile the
of people in the world. We have the natural
God are alike?" I mentally
children polished
just before my
she dismissed Spiritual and the carnal?
man and the Spiritual man. (1 Corinthians
halo, while Ithem
asked, "No, how are we alike?"
to go back to the church, "And A carnal Christian is one who has be-
2:14-15) But the natural man receives not
"You're
why is it both old,"tohebereplied.
necessary quiet in church?" lieved on and received Christ as his personal
the things of the Spirit of God: for they are Savior, but has not grown in the grace and
Little Johnny jumped up and yelled, "Because foolishness unto him: neither can he know
people are sleeping!" knowledge of Christ; so he lives like a natu-
them, because they are spiritually discerned.
ral man. As a spiritual babe, he is still on
But he that is spiritual judges all things, yet
milk (Christ as Savior), but has no appetite
he himself is judged of no man.
for meat ( Christ as High priest and Lord).
The Lord Jesus said it differently. He
The fruit of the Spirit is not a hallmark of his
said to the unbelieving: (John 8:44) Ye are of
life (Galatians 5:22-26). He is a spiritual
your father the devil, and the lusts of your
child and not a mature productive believer.
father ye will do. He was a murderer from
A Spiritual Christian is one who has
the beginning, and abode not in the truth,
grown to spiritual maturity. He knows
because there is no truth in him. When he
God’s Word and has the skill to discern good
speaks a lie, he speaks of his own: for he is a
and evil; truth and lie; the wisdom of God
liar, and the father of it and the wisdom of men. The Spiritual
So there are only two types of individuals
Return Service Requested Christian evidences the above mentioned
in the world; the believing and the unbeliev-
fruit of the Spirit.
Evansville, In 47710 ing; those who are born again and those who
The Spiritual Christian is committed to
80 W. Mill Rd need to hear the “good news” of the death,
the Lordship of Christ. He dies unto himself
burial and resurrection of Jesus Christ; Who and walks in the grace of God’s power. He
is ever living to save them who come to the
is not pious and self-righteous, but a lowly
Father God by Him.
humble servant of the Living God.
Jesus came to seek and save the natural
I want to encourage you to profile your-
man and has commissioned his followers to
self. Examine yourselves and become all
go into all the world with this message.
that God wants you to be.
 AMBASSADORS
BIBLE CLASS

Pastor/Teacher
Bill Kellough
Associate
Dan King

ORANGE DREAMSICLE CAKE EXPOSITORY STUDY OF

1 Box orange cake mix (Duncan Hines)
2 Eggs
Guest Hosted — Pastor John Kellough ½ Cup cooking oil
1½ Cups water \
1 Small box orange jello (dry)
BRING A PICTURE OF A BEST FRIEND OR
This epistle written by the apostle Paul to
SWEETHEART OF • Grease and lightly sprinkle flour in bot- the Corinthians is his second longest letter.
tom of 9x13 pan or two 8 inch round
BY-GONE YEARS TO SHARE MEMORIES pans
We know more about this church than any
other church in the New Testament. It was
Carry In - Bring Vegetable or desert • Mix all ingredients and pour in pans written to them while Paul was in Ephesus.
• Bake 35 minutes at 350° The apostle spent 18 months there and his
We will furnish the chicken
ministry was very contentious with the Jews
Frosting of that very wicked city. Yet God greatly
1 8 oz softened cream cheese
CELEBRATE SPRING 1 Large box instant vanilla pudding (dry)
blessed this body of believers.
Let’s Enjoy The Spring Scenery His theme is “how to apply principles of
MARCH 17, 2009 ½ Cup orange joice righteousness to every day living”. He deals
½ Cup sugar —Blend all together with
10:45—4:00 PM Tuesday—
Tuesday—May 12 THEN: ♦ Misunderstandings and divisions in the
Visit the Historic • Add a 20 oz can of drained pineapple
church
HUBER FAMILY FARM • Fold in 12 oz tub of cool whip
♦ Moral disorders in the Christian commu-
ANGEL MOUNDS • Spread on cooled cake
nity
A well preserved prehistoric Native American
AND • Keep refrigerated
♦ Marriage, divorce and remarriage
RESTAURANT ♦ Christian Liberty vs legalism
site which was inhabited by Middle Mississip-
LET’S ALL PARTICIPATE IN ♦ Worship and Spiritual gifts
pian Indians from 1100-1450 AD Starlight Indiana ♦ Resurrection and the believers hope
Lunch with Friends SHARE THE WORD ♦ And much more
At Beautiful Rolling Hills of BIBLE CONFERENCE Please make it a point to get in on this
Guest Servants Of The Word very appropriate study for our times. Come
CICI’s Pizza Indiana
Phil and Sara Taylor early for breakfast refreshment and fellow-
Transportation only—$8.00 Milford Ohio ship. Class time is at 9:30 AM. We provide
Total cost: $12.00
Dutch on Lunch Friday—March 6th—6:30 PM prepared notes and use power point to make
Make Reservation now Saturday—March 7th—8:30 AM learning easier. By the way, bring your
Reserve Your Spot Now Bible Building Project
424-1916 March 8th—Regular Services
friends. Class is open to all men and
424-1916 women of all ages and status.