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Ways to Pimp Your Place

10 THE HOTTEST
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THE GORGEOUS GIRLS 05 MEET OF TEXAS STATE TUBES!

Features
20 25 WAYS TO PIMP
YOUR PLACE!
Interior Decorating Secrets and Badass stuff You Gotta Get!

Hot Section
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The Scene
24 DRINK SPECIALS
Every Bar. Every Special. Every Night.

Your Place
40 HOUSING GUIDE 44 DIG IN
Find Your New Place Dorm-Friendly Sweet Treats

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In Every Issue
08 TRENDS 09 CAREERS 14 CAMPUS VOICES 32 QUIZ: HOW MACHO IS YOUR MAN CAVE? 36 HOW TO 38 TFM

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MEET THE WOMEN OF TEXAS STATE TUBES:


Katelyn Provost, 21
Hometown: Beaumont Major: Business Management, concentration in Human Resources Single or taken: Single
Any crazy tubing stories? Craziest/most disturbing thing Ive seen was a group of guys all in speedos that really just should not have been! Whats your favorite spring/summer cocktail? Strawberry daiquiri Celebrity crush? Ian Somerhalder What can a guy do to get your attention? If he is a true Southern gentleman, that gets me every time. Guilty pleasure? Bubble bath with wine and a tub of ice cream

Chrystal Mattozzi, 21
Hometown: Katy Major: Marketing Single or taken: Taken
Whats your favorite part about summer? FLOATING at TEXAS STATE TUBES! Having fun with friends, getting a great tan and meeting new people on the river is what brings people to San Marcos! What are your must-haves when floating down the river? LIME-A-RITAS!!!!!!!!!! Where would we find you at 2 a.m. on a Saturday? Noon on a Sunday? 2 a.m. on Saturday Im at Taco Cabana ordering a Cabana Bowl, and Noon on Sunday Ill be at Vodka Street drinking Mimosas and having brunch. Favorite cartoon? Betty Boop! Celebrity doppelganger? Mila Kunis

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Emily Owens, 20
Hometown: The Woodlands Major: Health and Fitness Management Single or taken: Single
What are your must-haves when floating down the river? Sunglasses, friends, music, and a Texas State Tube! Dog person or cat person? Crazy cat lady Celebrity doppelganger? Ive been told Rachel Bilson and Natalie Portman. Weirdest thing about you? I hate pizza.. Ive been told thats pretty weird. Whats your three-letter GTL equivalent? ZSF Zumba Shop Froyo

Sarah McKinley, 22
Hometown: La Porte Major: Marketing Single or taken: Single
What are your must-haves when floating down the river? Good tunes, alcohol, and my Texans koozie Worst pick-up line youve ever heard? Yo, Im finna get some Dennysdont worry I got you, Pretty. Movie that describes your life? Mars Attacks, hands down. Where will you be in 5 years? Ill be a big name music festival coordinator/producer living in Australia soaking up the beach. Weirdest thing about you? I can lick my elbow.

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Susan is straight-up sporty and stylish Nike Fitsole Air Max, $87, store.nike.com

Gola Retroclassic Sneaker, $60, freepeople.com Keds for Kate Spade, Polka dot sneaker, $75, keds.com

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STAY COMFY AND COOL IN THESE STYLISH SNEAKERS


Alright, lets be realthose flip-flops? Not ideal for that cross-campus sprint. And crocs? Just say no, bro. You need some shoes that rock, both for that roll-outta-bed run to class and for bouncing from bar to bar, so behold: your footwear fix. Whether youre looking to run to the next party in your neon gear, or go for a run to burn off that beer, weve got some stylish sneakers for you here!

SPORTY - Hit the gym (or, uhh, Starbucks) in style

Adidas Kanadia 4 Trail Shoes, $65, adidas.com

Nike Air Max 2013 iD, $220, store.nike.com

NewBalance Custom 574, $140, newbalance.com

Flyknit Lunari1+, $160, store.nike.com

CRAZY - Cause sometimes classic won't cut it

Converse Chuck Taylor Premium Wool Sequin, $100, converse.com

Adidas Originals JS Wings, Clear, $180, adidas.com

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Vans, Overspray Era, $50, vans.com

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CHECK OUT HER HOT SPOT...


COMPILED BY: JONATHAN HOFFMAN PHOTOS: PAULINA MENDOZA

INTERIOR DESIGN STUDENT ERICA MUOZ INVITES US INTO HER SWEET SPACE
What was your inspiration for decorating your room? I wanted to keep everything in my room really light and airy, but I really tried to center everything around my desk and dresser. They were made in the 50s and given to my mother by my great grandfather. Theyre really well crafted and beautiful pieces. Where is your favorite place to shop when buying stuff for your room? Theres a shop downtown Uvalde that I love to go to when Im home called Vintage Market that is literally filled floor to ceiling with crazy awesome antiques and trinkets. Other than a few things here and there, most of the items in my room are gifts, art my boyfriend or myself have made and old stuff from my parents house. Is your room the place magic happens? If by magic you mean all my socks magically disappearing when I need them....then yes! What is the craziest thing that has happened in your room? Other than that break dance fighting contest and monkey knife fights, nothing really comes to mind. 5 RULES FOR DECORATING FROM THE DESIGNER HERSELF 1. Try to recreate as much as you can. 2. Save money! 3. Let people know what you collect, and youd be surprised by the cool stuff you end up with just because someone saw
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something somewhere and remembered you collected them. 4. Get a Pinterest. 5. Dont overdo it. Sometimes I add a little too much to my room and end up taking it down the 1 next day. Youll know Age: 2 r Majo : gn when your room is r Desi complete; dont try to Interio own: t add more. Home e Uvald DECORATE ON A DIME Get creative! If I find a print or piece of art that I like, instead of spending a ridiculous amount of money, I usually just make my own versions of them. Its cheaper and way more fun. DCOR DOS AND DONTS DO whatever you want. Its your room! Thats the best advice I can give. DONT make your space unlivable. I hate when you go into a room and youre afraid to touch anything or sit anywhere. Make your room a space for you and a place your friends will feel comfortable in too. You want to be able to feel comfortable, not like youre in a museum.

AND THEN PIMP OUT YOUR PLACE


25 WAYS TO TAKE YOUR PLACE FROM BORING TO BADASS WHATEVER YOUR STYLE
Whether youre a manly man, a girly girl, stuck in the 70s, electronic obsessed or straight-up ballin out of control, weve got some awesome apartment accessories and dorm dcor that make for a freakin perfect pad. Because that half-assed clich Marilyn Monroe and/or Bob Marley poster? Come on, youre better than that.

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Because its not official unless its in neon

MAN CAVE
Because when you start makin 6 figs, you gotta know how to decorate
01 | Man Cave Neon Sign, $260, wayfair.store.rakuten.com 02 | 2-in-1 TV Remote & Bottle Opener, $15, amazon.com 03 | Spin-the-Shot, $10, amazon.com 04 | The Official How I Met Your Mother Grey Silk Suitjamas, $90, amazon.com 05 | Gentlemans Ball Scratcher, $16, amazon.com

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Because a remote without a bottle opener? SO 2012

While in the man cave, your balls deserve the best, bro

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Spin the bottle just got 700x manlier

Suit up and lounge in luxury

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AND THEN PIMP OUT YOUR PLACE

PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS


Think pink with ridiculously girly gear
01 | Gypsy Chandelier Light, $33, play.com 02 | Faux Glitter Pillow, $60, zazzle.com 03 | Shagalicious Bedrest, $25, amazon.com 04 | Antoinette Table Mirror, $24, urbanoutfitters.com 05 | Viva La Juicy Eau de Parfum, $70, sephora.com

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So ridiculous that it's practically practical

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No, we didn't make up the word shagalicious

You don't have a ballroom, so it's goin in the bedroom

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You want a mirror that's as pretty as your reflection, mmmkay?

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A badass bottle and sweet scent means more bang for your buck, babes

INSPECTOR GADGET
Get technical with some awesome electronics
01 | Solar Window Phone Charger, $33, thegadgetflow.com 02 | Water-Resistant Bluetooth Shower Speaker, $100, sharperimage.com 03 | iPhone Photo Cube Printer, $140, sharperimage.com 04 | Clapper Plus with Remote Control, $23, walmart.com 05 | Spycam Video Pen Camera, $40, thegadgetflow.com

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Because you love mother nature...and your electric bill blows

Finally all your clapping practice will come in handy! Work quick and print out those snapchats for some x-rated wall art

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Since apparentlyiPods? Not waterproof.

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Writing utensils just got a lot sneakier with this P.I.-worthy pen

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AND THEN PIMP OUT YOUR PLACE

MR. MONEYBAGS
Because when you start makin 6 figs you gotta know how to decorate
01 | Aquarium Coffee Table, $700, hammacher.com 02 | Skee Ball Game Machine, $2,000, amazon.com 03 | Money Toilet Paper Roll, $7, amazon.com 04 | Light Up Bar, $1,375, portadecor.com 05 | Walk-In Beer Cooler, $6,349, kegworks.com

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It's like Chuck E. Cheese's in your apartment!

Nothing says money to blow like applying Ben Franklin to your butt

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Why go to a bar when you can afford your own?

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There's nothing fishy about THIS furniture

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Because a regular fridge? That shit's for the poor

70S SWAG
Break out the bell bottoms and kick back in a Kelso-approved pad
01 | The Bee Gees Poster, $125, wolfgangsvault.com 02 | Flower Power Throw Pillow, $20, cafepress.com 03 | Bean Bag, $17, walmart.com 04 | Retro TV Frame, $8, perpetualkid.com 05 | Shagadelic Rug, $42, walmart.com

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Totally puts your flat screen to shame

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Because you need some gnarly wall art, naturally

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Channel your inner Austin Powers with this radical rug

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Lounging's never looked so groovy

Real chairs are so overrated

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Eskimo Hut (216 N. Edward Gary // 512-757-8920

Happy hour 4-close. $1.50 dom drfts, $2.50 dbl wells, $4.50 house margs, .99c crispy bf tacos $3 crown, $2 Lone Star, & $2.75 Vegas Bombs $4.99 Zeigenbock Pitchers & $12.99 24 packs of Keystone Lt. $2 Wells & Domestics 99 Bloody Mary's All Day! Hh 2-Close 99 Margaritas $1.50 Ziegenbock & Lone Star Pints $2.50 Well Drinks & Domestic Longnecks $2.00 DOMESTICS* *$2.50 IMPORTS* *$2.75 BITCH BEERS $2.25 DOM BOTTLES, $3 SWEET TEA & $3.25 WELLS ALL DAY Happy Hour!!! $1.99 House Margaritas, 99 Bud Lt. & Miller Lt. draft, $1.99 XX draft $2 Domestics and $2 Wells 3-7pm // $3 wells, house wines, TX on tap (5), hand squeezed ritas, LITs, MaiTais and discounted appetizers Like us on Facebook and play for $18 with Texas State student ID! CLOSED HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles, Wells, & Shots $2 Wells for MNF $3 Margaritas Cash Drawings $1.00 games 9pm

3-7 $1 wells. $1.75 dom longnecks, $3.50 house margs, .99c crispy beef tacos Happy Hour all day! $4.99 Zeigenbock Pitchers & $12.99 24 packs of Keystone Lt. Mike Gagliardi Live, $2 Wells, $2 Dom. Bottles, All Red Bull Drinks &Shots On Special Hh 2-Close 99 Margaritas, $2 Wells $1.50 Ziegenbock & Lone Star Pints $2.50 Wells & $3.50 Any Bomb Shot $2.00 DOMESTICS* *$2.50 IMPORTS* *$2.75 BITCH BEERS $2.50 WELLS & $2.50 DRAFTS Happy Hour!!! 11AM to 7PM $1.99 House Margaritas, 99 Bud Lt. & Miller Lt. draft, $1.99 XX draft + $6 Mexican Martinis ALL DAY LADIES NIGHT $1 Wells for ladies $2 Domestics & Wells for the guys 3-7pm // $3 wells, house wines, TX on tap (5), hand squeezed ritas, LITs, MaiTais and discounted appetizers Like us on Facebook and play for $18 with Texas State student ID! Jason Allen & Friends Acoustic Songswap HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles, Wells, & Shots 1/2 Price Margs and $5 Mexican Martinis 5-11 $3 Any Margarita Ladies Night $2 Icehouse tall boys

Green Parrot (124 N. LBJ // 396-4259) Grins (802 N. LBJ // 396-4259) Gumbys Pizza // GumbysSanMarcos.com Harpers (139 East Hopkins // 878-2448) Jacks Roadhouse (1625 Hunter Rd // 392-3340) Taxis Js Bistro (202 N. LBJ// 392-3031) Los Cucos (1617 Aquarena Springs // 805-2444) Nephews (100 N Guadalupe St)
Palmers Bar & Courtyard // 218 Moore St

Quail Creek Golf Course & Bar


(2701 Hwy 21 // 512-353-1664)

River Road Ice House


(1791 Hueco Springs // 626-1335)

Rocky Larues (138 N. LBJ // 393-3418) Rooftop on the Square (126 S. Guadalupe St) Slackers (139 East Hopkins // 878-2448) Showdown (207 E. Hutchinson // 392-7282) Sunset Bowling (1304 Hwy 123 // 396-2334)

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Tap Room (129 E. Hopkins // 392-9824) Triple Crown (206 N. EdwardGary // (396-2236) The Vault (100 West Hopkins St // 553-8707) Treffs Tavern (804 Chesnut 353-1594) Tres Hermanas (2550 Hunter Rd // 878-2405)
The Veranda Roof Top Patio (139 E. Hopkins St.) Valentinos (110 N. LBJ // (512) 396-8888) Vodka Street Global Bistro & Bar (200 N. LBJ)
German Beer Night HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints + $2 Everything 8-11p $3 Crown & $2.50 Specialty Pints HH-All DAY: $1.75 Dom Pints, $2.00 Wells, $3 Import pints, $3 LITs, $5 Dom Pitcher $7 Imp Pitchers 1/2 price frozen margaritas www.facebook.com/HarpersPublicHouse HH Prices from 4-End of Football Games $3.50 Any Bomb Texas Beer Night HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints $3.00 Y Vodka, $2.00 Lonestar & Lonestar Light, $2.00 Grahams Sweet Tea Vodka Shots 12:30PM-2:00AM $2.00 U-CALL-IT 1/2 price frozen margaritas www.facebook.com/HarpersPublicHouse $3 Pitchers of Shiner and Bud Light from 3-Close $2.00 Wells and Domestics British Isles Beer Night HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints $3 Jack Daniels, $2.50 Specialty Pints $3.50 LITs $10-64oz Dom Pitchers $12-64oz Import Pitchers 1/2 price frozen margaritas www.facebook.com/HarpersPublicHouse Happy Hour Prices on Premium Beers All Day $2.50 Lonestar and Well Rum

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THURSDAY
$7.75 CoronaRita $2.75 Domestics, $3.50 Wells, & $3.00 Shot Specials Happy Hour $2 Domestics and Wells (7pm-10pm) $1 off Big Daddy Beers, $5 Big Daddy Teas 4-7. $1.50 dom drfts, $2.50 dbl wells, $4.50 house margs, .99c crispy bf taco $3 U CALL ITS $4.99 Zeigenbock Pitchers & $12.99 24 packs of Keystone Lt. $2.50 Cape Cod, Bay Breeze, Sea Breeze, $3 Hurricane + Lit, All Red Bull Shots On Special Hh 2-Close 99 Margaritas, $2 Wells $1.50 Ziegenbock & Lone Star Pints $1.75 Tecate & $3.50 Any Bomb Shot $2.00 DOMESTICS* *$2.50 IMPORTS* *$2.75 BITCH BEERS $3.50 ANY BOMB SHOT, $2.75 DOM. BTTLS, $3 WELLS & $3 KAMIKAZI SHOTS Happy Hour!!! 11AM to 7PM $1.99 House Margaritas, 99 Bud Lt. & Miller Lt. draft, $1.99 XX draft + $10 SuperRitas ALL DAY COLLEGE NIGHT $1 WELLS 3rd Thurs Blacked Out Party 3-7pm // $3 wells, house wines, TX on tap (5), hand squeezed ritas, LITs, MaiTais and discounted appetizers Like us on Facebook and play for $18 with Texas State student ID! $2 Dos Equis 4-8pm HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles, Wells, & Shots 5-8pm 1/2 off All Specialty Cocktails $3.50 190 Octane Cash Drawings $2 Keystone tall boys

FRIDAY/SATURDAY
F: $2.50 Tecate & Modelo S: $3.75 Pickle Shots F+S: $2.75 Domestics, $3.50 Wells, & $3.00 Shot Specials F+S: Happy Hour $2 Domestics and Wells (7pm-10pm) F: $5 Big Daddy Sam Adams, $1 off Margaritas & Mexican Martinis S: $10 Miller Lite and Coors Light Pitchers, $1 off Bomb Shots F: 4-7. $1.50 dom drfts, $2.50 dbl wells, $4.50 house margs, .99c crispy bf taco S: $2 Zeigenbock, Lonestar, Tecate F: $2.75 Well Bourbon, $2.75 Land Shark, $3.75 Jager bombs S: $2 Well Rum, $3 Negro Modelo, $2 Kamikazes shots F+S: $4.99 Zeigenbock Pitchers & $12.99 24 packs of Keystone Lt. F: Manager Specials S: $2.50 Wells F+S: $2 Maragaritas Hh: 2- Close $1.50 Ziegenbock & Lone Star Pints F+S: $3.50 Any Bomb Shot $2.00 DOMESTICS* *$2.50 IMPORTS* *$2.75 BITCH BEERS F+S: $3 DOS XX & $3 SWEET TEA (SAT OPENS @3PM) F: HH! 11-7PM $1.99 Margaritas, 99 Bud & Miller Lt., $1.99 XX draft + $10 CoroRitas S: $6 Long Island Iced Teas ALL DAY F: $3 Wells & Nightly Shot Specials S: $2.75 Domestics & Nightly Shot Specials F: 3-7pm // $3 wells, house wines, TX on tap (5), hand squeezed ritas, LITs, MaiTais and discounted appetizers F: Like us on Facebook and play for $18 with Texas State student ID! S: Like us on Facebook and play for $25!

SUNDAY
Sunday 10-2pm $7 Bloody Mary Bar CLOSED Happy Hour $2 Domestics and Wells (7pm10pm) $10 Bud Light Pitchers, $5 Crown & Crown Black, $5 Patron XO CLOSED $2.50 U CALL ITS & free pool $4.99 Zeigenbock Pitchers & $12.99 24 packs of Keystone Lt. Happy Hour Open-11 $2 Maragaritas $1.50 Ziegenbock & Lone Star Pints $2.50 Well Drinks & Domestic Longnecks $2.00 DOMESTICS* *$2.50 IMPORTS* *$2.75 BITCH BEERS $2.50 WELLS &$ 2.50 DOMESTIC LONGNECKS $5 Bloody Marys & Tequila Sunrises ALL DAY Available for private parties $3 Bloody Marys and Mimosas at brunch Like us on Facebook and play for $25 before 1pm & $18 after 1pm w/student ID!

EVERYDAY
$2.75 Domestics, $3.50 Wells, & $3.00 Shot Specials Happy Hour $2 Domestics and Wells (7pm-10pm) Happy Hour 4pm-7pm $4 Big Daddy Domestics, $2.50 Wells $2 Zeigenbock, Lonestar, Tecate $2.25 Wells, $2.25 Domestic Drafts, $2.75 Dos XX Drafts, $3 Blue Moon $4.99 Zeigenbock Pitchers & $12.99 24 packs of Keystone Lt. $1.75 Marg, Miti, Pints $1 Off Other Drinks $5 Bucket Of Beers! $1.50 Ziegenbock & Lone Star Pints Drink Specials All Day $2.00 DOMESTICS* *$2.50 IMPORTS* *$2.75 BITCH BEERS

Student Specials EVERYDAY! Ask bartender and/or server for details! $3 house shots, and try the new signature shot the "BOKO BOMB"

Student Specials everyday. Bring Texas State ID!

HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles, Wells, & Shots F: 5-8 1/2 off All Specialty Cocktails F: $3.50 Hurricanes & Any Bomb Shot S: $3.50 Blue Raspberry & Any Bomb Shot

HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles, Wells, & Shots Party Brunch $1 Mimosas $2 Bloody Marys $3 Cereal and Pickle Shots $3 FOR Hurricanes COME CHECK US OUT SOME GREAT LIVE MUSIC

HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles, Wells, & Shots $3 Lonestar Tall Boys $3 Firemans 4 Cans till 10-12 Upstairs $10 Beer Buckets 40 Ct. Domestic Drafts. 75 Ct. Guiness Drafts

F+S: $2.00 Ice House tall boys

$2.00 Ice House tall boys

$1.50 games 6pm

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Hefeweizen Night HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints $3 Captian Morgans Spiced Rum, $2.50 Corona, $3.50 All Bombs $2.50 All Mexican Beers, $2.00 Well Tequila 1/2 price frozen margaritas www.facebook.com/HarpersPublicHouse Artists Choice/ Live Music/ Performing Artists Pick the HH $3.50 Starf*ckers, $3.50 Fireball, $2.50 Well Whiskey F: Cider Night S: Beer Blend Night F+S: HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints F: $3.50 Smirnoff, $2.50 Domestic Beer, $2.00 Shot Specials S: $3.Well Drinks, $2.50 Domestic Beer, $2.00 Shot Specials F: $2.50 Domestic (bottles & drafts), $2.50 wells, $4.00 ALL-BOMBS S: $2 Lone Star & Light, $3 Shiner & Ziegenboch, $3.50 Titos, DSprings F+S: 1/2 price frozen margaritas www.facebook.com/HarpersPublicHouse F & S: Happy Hour 4-6:30
F: $3.50 Gummy Bears, Vodka Redbull, $3.00 Corona S: $3.50 Loopy Shots, Fireball, $2.50 Well Rum

Big Ass Beer Night HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints + $2 Everything 8-11p CLOSED 12:30PM-2:00AM $2.50 U-CALL-IT ALL-DAYLONG $3 Bloody Mary & $5 Draft Pitchers $3.50 any bomb & 911s and $3.00 wells and frozens Happy Hour 3-7:30 $3.50 911s, $3.50 Starf*ckers, $1 off Drafts

$2.50 Wells, $1.75 Longnecks, Pint & Shot Specials All Day HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints, $2.25 Import Pints $3 You Call It from 10pm to midnight everynight!!!!! $4.50 Patron all night $2.00 U-CALL-IT-WEEK: October 9th-16th ALL DAY LONG from open to close 12:30pm-2am $1 Frozen Margaritas EVERYDAY! www.facebook.com/HarpersPublicHouse

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50+ WAYS TO DOMINATE COLLEGE LIFE


WORDS: SB STAFF
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25 OUTRAGEOUS WAYS TO PUNK YOUR ROOMMATE:


Score Some Laughs At Your Roommates Expense With These Prankster-Approved Practical Jokes
1. Carefully place a coffee table over your roommate while they are asleep. Urgently wake them up. They will jolt up in bed and hit their head on the table. 2. Cover the sensor on the bottom of their computer mouse to drive them nuts. 3. Fill some disposable cups about halfway with confetti. Gently lay the cups (on their sides) on top of each of the fan blades in their room. Tape them in place and wait til the fan is turned on. 4. Replace the cream in their Oreos with toothpaste. 5. Tape an air horn to the wall behind the door, so that when the door is opened, the doorknob presses the air horn and scares the hell out of them. 6. Buy some creamfilled donuts and fill them with mayo using a Ziploc bag with the corner cut off and a funnel. Leave them on the counter for your victim. 7. Post-It their deskor their entire room.
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8. Turn all their clothes inside out. 9. Put Kool-Aid powder on a DRY bath mat while they are in the shower. When they step out, the dripping water will turn the powder red, and theyll freak out, thinking theyre bleeding. 10. Take their bar of soap and cover it with clear nail polish. It wont sud! 11. Erase all your conversations in their phone, and change your name to God. Text them something omnipotent. 12. Switch out their money for Monopoly money and their change for arcade tokens. 13. Put confetti inside their closed umbrella and theyll be in for a fun surprise when they open it. 14. Stick needles in the showerhead holes. It will make the water spray out in all directions.

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17. Wake up a little bit before your roommate and put bubble wrap under the toilet seat. The load noise will freak them out when they sit down. 18. Cut off the top of their deodorant and put cream cheese in its place. They will smell HORRIBLE all day. 19. Tie a rubber band around your sink sprayers handle so that your roommate gets drenched the next time they turn on the faucet.

21. Run several bungee cords across your roommates door when they are in their room with the door closed. Theyll panic when they push and realize they cant open the door. 22. Put their car up for sale on Craigslist. Theyll be so confused and annoyed when they keep getting calls from wannabe buyers. 23. Use opaque tape to block the remote sensor and frustrate the hell out of them. 24. Make caramel apples, but sub the apples with onionstheyll be in for a nasty surprise. 25. Next time they get mail from their parents, carefully open it, insert an old restaurant gift card with no balance, and reseal. Theyll be so excited about the giftuntil they go to pay for their meal.

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20. Swipe your roommates phone and change the ring tone to something embarrassing PHO (Me So Horny). Call them TO: SAR AH.M during class or in public CKE NZI E11 and watch them squirm.

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15. Get a Fortune Cookie, use tweezers to take out the fortune, and write on the back of it HELP I AM TRAPPED IN A FORTUNE COOKIE FACTORY!

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Theres a lot of advice that people give you about college that everybody should follow butttt nobody does. Like to do your assigned reading (and not cram the night before the test), get plenty of sleep (as youre eating queso at 3 a.m.), use protection (honey, Im sorry, you have the Herp) and dont drink too much (SORRY CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY BEER BONGING). Thats why were bypassing the boring to bring you important info about the things you really care about. Now go forth and prosper--you can thank us later.

EAT FOR A WEEK FOR $25: THE ULTIMATE GROCERY LIST


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meals. Barilla Plus also has Omega 3s and Fiber, which makes it healthier and keeps you full longer. For a simple but delish dish, toss with sauted garlic and olive oil.

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1 Bag of Spinach, $3 Spinach makes for a healthier salad than iceberg

lettuce, and its also great to saut and add to any dish (pasta, eggs) for some color. Popeye would be proud.

2 Tomatoes, $1 Tomatoes can be added to just about anything, from


sandwiches to salads and omelettes, for a little health boost.

1 Onion, $0.50 Like tomatoes, onions are a cheap, easy garnish to keep around, and just a little bit adds a lot of flavor. Frozen Grilled Chicken, $6 Pre-grilled chicken breasts wont go bad, and the hard part (actually cooking them) is done alreadyyou just have to get your re-heat on. Make a whole meal out of the chicken, slap it on a sandwich or add it to your pasta or salad for a little protein. The possibilities are endless! Eggs, $3 A dozen eggs are a grocery stores gift to the college student. Although known for breakfast, dont underestimate the egg as a lunch or dinner item. Make some rockin omelettes or egg sandwiches by adding spinach and tomato for a meal thats amazing any time of day. Hard-boiled eggs also make great snacks, and who can deny the badass-ness of the breakfast taco? Bread, $3 Absolutely necessary. Sandwiches are an amazing grab-and-go
meal, and bread is obviously a key component to that. Carb up, kids!

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Peanut Butter, $3 The ultimate throwback, peanut butter sandwiches havent lost their charm. For a twist on the pb/banana classic, butter the outsides of the bread and cook it like a grilled cheese. Perfection. Bananas, $2 An awesome grab-and-go snack, bananas fill you up, give you energy before a workout and also taste awesome frozen as a practical popsicle. 2 Cans Fat-Free Refried Beans, $1.50 Quick and easy, refried beans are a super filling protein source thats way more waist-friendly than Taco Bell.
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50+ WAYS TO DOMINATE COLLEGE LIFE

10 PROVEN METHODS TO KICK YOUR HANGOVERS ASS


AKA How To Drink Like Dog Without Feeling Like Dying
1. CHUG WATER Down H2O while youre drinking, before you go to bed, and all day the day after drinking. Water will make you feel more like your regular self and less like you spent the night throwing up on the bathroom floor. 2. DRINK JUICE To get back to normal after a night of slingin shots with your homies, try drinking tomato or orange juice or sports drinks to get those vitamins back. But stay away from grapefruit juice! It has a tendency to intensify your nausea. 3. EAT FRUIT We know you want that Vitamin G(rease), but instead of fried, glazed and greasy junk, fruit is actually the most ideal food to get those vitamins back into your body.

6. SEX IT UP Having sex with someone or, hell, by yourself (we dont DO M AI judge) will help your 4. AVOID CAFFEINE N PH OT body sweat out that Despite popular belief, a cup of tea or O S tequila and your mind caffeine will continue dehydration, so focus more on pleasure than pain. step away from the Starbucks and grab more water. 7. SLEEP Get your hibernation on! Call into work 5. WORK IT OUT Sweat that hangover out! While exercise sick, cancel your doctors appointment, rain check that lunch date, and stay in wont help you rid yourself of any bed. Sometimes, simple sleep is the embarrassing or blackmail-worthy answer. memories, it will help you eliminate toxins. 8. POP A PAIN RELIEVER Pain relievers will alleviate the headache youre likely to have, but if you choose PHO to take one, do so sparingly. You dont TO: HEM ING WA want any more liver damage, okay? Y2
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in; throw it up. Its kinda gross, but lets be real: Youll feel a million times better. 10. THE BEST CURE: PREVENTION Its easy: Dont want a hangover? Drink responsibly! Limit your drinks to about 1/hr to keep your BAC low, and pair your alcohol with water to make the boozin as painless as possible. Or just take the shots, have the fun, and face the consequences. Priorities, people.

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9. LET IT OUT If all else fails and you still feel terribly nauseous, dont hold it

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THE BEST-KEPT SECRETS FOR SCORING FREE STUF F


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SIGN UP FOR BADASS B-DAY FREEBIES Tons of places offer free b-day treats. Just sign up for you favorite stores and restaurants email lists and let the birthday rewards pour in once a year. Good places to start: Smashbox, Dennys, Which Wich, Sephora and Noodles and Company. CHARGE IT UP! Use your credit card and take advantage of your banks reward system to get free gift cards, travel miles and discounts. Just dont forget to pay the bill! Theres nothing interesting about interest. HIT UP CRAIGSLIST A little sketch, yeah, but if you go to the free section under the for sale tab, you can find a bunch of free stufffurniture, bikes, electronicsnear you. Just make sure to take a buddy with you to pick up the stuff, because this is a Lifetime movie waiting to happen. CHECK OUT THESE SITES: mrfreestuff.com This is THE website to check out to get free stuff from everywhere. With coupons, a blog and links to other sites, this makes it effortless to load up without spending a dime. Plus you dont even have to sign up to take advantage of these sweet deals, which means no annoying emails in your inbox every 10 minutes. freeflys.com Sign up with this website, and you can get free samples of stuff you use every dayshampoo, food, cosmetics and more! (Salivating over those savings yet?) thatfreebiesite.com This is an awesome site for samples, coupons and other offers. The best part is that all their offers are neatly categorized, making it easy when youre on the hunt for specific swag.

50+ WAYS TO DOMINATE COLLEGE LIFE

5 DORM ROOM DATE IDEAS


Dont Let Your Lack Of Apartment Cockblock You, Kids
1. MAKE IT A MOVIE NIGHT We know, we know. Wanna watch a movie? has been code for Wanna get it on? for, like, thousands of years. But theres a reason for that. Plus your lack of couch means theyre already required to get on your bednow you just gotta get em in it.

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2. PICNIC INDOORS ON YOUR FLOOR Who needs a yard when youve got a blanket and a floor! Just stuff some snacks in a wicker basket, throw a quilt or some shit on the floor, and youre practically at the park. AND less ants=easier to get in your dates pants. (See what we did there?)

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3. SUGGEST A SHOWER Nothing says playing hard to get like inviting the potential love of your life over to get a little wet and wild. Sure, community showers have some serious disease potential and theres a sliiiight lack of privacy, but if homeboy/girl isnt down with that, theyre probably a total bore anyways.

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4. DING DONG DITCH Show off your naughty side with the oldest trick in the book: Knocking on the nieghbs doors and hauling ass outta there. They may hate it, but your dates sure to love it, you precious prankster, you. Plus that running-away rush is totez an aphrodisiac or something.

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5. BRING THAT BABE TO THE BUFFET Some may say a dining hall date is less than ideal, but really, come onwhats more romantic than unlimited pizza and soft serve?! And if you really wanna impress your date, show them how many plates of pasta you can pound. People LOVE that. STUDYBREAKS.COM | APRIL 2013 | 31

QUIZ How macho is your man cave?


CREATED BY: JOEY SUMPTER

There are times in every mans life when he needs to get away...from work, schooland especially women. But where to go when the time to evacuate arises? The answer is simple: THE MAN CAVE. Not to be mistaken with the bat cave, this tavern of testosterone is simply where manly men do manly things. Many righteous dudes out there claim to be owners of a haven for the hairy-chested, but are their spots the real deal? Heres a quiz to see how macho YOUR penis-only party really is. Wait.what? 1. What is hanging on the walls?

A
A multicolor Marilyn Monroe shrineshe was so beautiful and inspiring

B
A poster of a snowboarder with an inspiring quote from Helen Keller that you got at the elementary school book fair

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Pictures of your favorite celebrities with milk mustaches that you cut out of Teen People

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Posters of badass movies, your favorite sports teams, and women in minimal amounts of clothing

2. What is the beverage of choice in your mandatory mini fridge?

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Smirnoff Ices and diet sodas

B
Capri Suns

C
Energy drinks

D
BEER and lots of it

3. What literature do you have available?

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The Twilight series and US Weekly

B
Nickelodeon Magazine and a huge collection of Judy Blume books

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Comic books

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Nudie mags and Sports Illustrated

4. What does your movie collection consist of?

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A Walk to Remember, The Notebook, and 10 Things I Hate About You

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A sweet collection of Disney movies and all 75 of the movies from the Land Before Time series

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A snazzy set of PG-13 classics including the Austin Powers series and Joe Dirt

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Any movie that has a fair share of nudity, profanity and action

5. What does the everyday banter in your man cave consist of?

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Discussion on the most recent episode of The Bachelor

B
Arguments over who has to be second player when you play video games

C
Stories of how you totally got to second base with a hottie last week

D
Sports talk, arguments on who can drink more, and debates about how hot girls truly are

6. What activities do you participate in while in your domain?

A
Knitting and crocheting

B
Building epic structures with elaborate Lego sets

C
Talking to girls on phone hotlines

D
Shooting hoops on your miniature basketball hoop and whooping your friends asses in video games

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Answers:

Mostly As:
Your man cave is possibly the unmanliest place of all time. On a serious note, check your pants because you might have a mangina. It sounds likes someone tossed an estrogen grenade in there and definitely pulled the pin. Your man card has officially been revokedgo watch The Notebook and cry or something.

Mostly Bs:
Congratulations, you are the proud owner of a child cave. Seriously, I bet your mom still takes the crust off your PB&Js and cuts that shit diagonally. The good news is youre not a lost causeyet. Go grow some pubes and fast-forward your life 10 years, and youll be fine.

Mostly Cs:
Your humble abode isnt manly yet, but at least your balls have dropped. You have a bright future in the man cave world, so dont let anybody tell you different. Get a pen and paper and start taking notes, chief, because with some hard work and dedication you will one day be the proud owner of a real man cave.

Mostly Ds:
You, my friend, have one macho spot, and somewhere Randy Savage is shedding tears of joy. You can tell from your cave that you like sports, naked women and shit. It doesnt get any manlier than that. Pat yourself on the back, slugger, because you have the sanctuary of all sanctuaries. YOU have a MAN CAVE.

Hugo Soto has a man cave. Do you?


Hometown: Monterrey, Mexico Age: 21 Classification: Junior Major: Supply Chain Management

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How to Live With Your Parents (For the Rest of Your Life)
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Oblivion
Released: April 19 Speaking of Sci-Fi, futuristic, end-of-theworld type stuff, Oblivion is the hot new movie in theaters this month. Tom Cruise is cleaning up what is left of planet Earth, when he stumbles upon some secrets that were not meant to be discovered. (Dun dun dun!) Naturally, this unleashes an actionpacked whirlwind of chaos and drama that we cant wait to get caught in!

When you reach a certain age, lets face it: Moving back in with your parents becomes a tad taboo. And when Pollys lack of cash forces her back under her parents roof, problems quickly escalate as her parents sexually adventurous attitudes conflict with her conservative personality.
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HOW SAVE MAD MONEY TO...


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Have you been trying to make it rain when your financial forecast allows for a dolla drizzle AT BEST? Don't worryit doesnt mean youre financially fked. Just follow these tips for savin some skrilla and get ready to make it straight-up snow. (Because thats totally a thing, right?)

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BREW YOUR BEER


Save hella cash by converting your bathroom into a brewery! All you need is yeast, some hops and, like, a funnel or some shit. Realllly how hard could it be?

HIT UP GOODWILL
Go Macklemore Thrift Shop-style and stick it to the man (aka mall) by rocking some middle schoolers discarded Abercrombie. Bring the moose back, bro.

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DATE ONLINE
Three dates/day and your meals are covered! Just lower your standards and allow some creeps to penetrate your social circlethat doesnt mean they have to penetrate you!

FORGET YO PHONE
Remember when you were cell phone (bill)-less? The glory days! Get back to the basics, and kick that iPhone to the curb. (JK DONT DO THAT.)

TAKE THE BUS


The city bus is cheap AND fun! Youre sure to befriend one of the crazy charactersthe bible thumper, the drunk guy, the bro wacking it in the back.Hell, thats just statistics.

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NO KITCHEN? NO PROBLEM! DORM-FRIENDLY SWEET TREATS


This month, your lack of a kitchen doesnt have to be 22 a totalcookblock. Weve Carter, Alyson town: compiled recipes for sweet, e Hom , CA simple snacks you can totally Danville Major: do in you dorm, and its as easy elations Public R as mixin and microwavin. So grab some ingredients and take out that Hot Pocket thats been chillin in your microwave since Friday at 3 a.m., because its time to unleash your inner Willy Wonka and whip up some sweet treats. (Oompa Loompas not included.)
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ROCKY ROAD FUDGE

INGREDIENTS 12 oz. Semisweet chocolate bits 1- 14 oz. can Sweetened condensed milk 1 c. Marshmallows c. Chopped walnuts DIRECTIONS 1. Microwave chocolate chips and condensed milk for five mins. or until melted, removing every 30 secs. to stir. 2. Spread in 8-inch square pan lined with parchment paper and top with marshmallows and walnuts. 3. Allow to cool in refrigerator until firm. Cut into 1-inch squares and get ready to be popular.

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INGREDIENTS 1 lb. (16 oz. bag) Powdered sugar 1 1/2 c. Peanut butter 1 c. (2 sticks) Butter 2 c. Flaked coconut DIRECTIONS 1. Mix sugar, peanut butter, butter, coconut, walnuts, and graham cracker crumbs in a large bowl. (Hands make great tools.) Roll into 1-inch balls and place on a baking sheet. Refrigerate for 1 hour. 2. Melt chocolate in a microwavesafe bowl in intervals, removing

1 c. Chopped walnuts 1 c. Graham cracker crumbs 1 1/2 lb (4 c.) Semisweet chocolate chips and stirring every 30 seconds, for 1-3 minutes or until smooth. 3. Dip peanut butter balls into chocolate and coat completely. Sprinkle with more coconut if desired. Allow chocolate to harden before serving. (Refrigeration speeds up the process.) Enjoy!

INGREDIENTS 9 c. Rice cereal (try Chex) c. Peanut butter 1 c. Chocolate chips 1 c. Powdered sugar DIRECTIONS 1. Combine peanut butter and chocolate and heat, removing and stirring every 30 secs., until melted and smooth. 2. Stir in cereal until completely coated. 3. Put mixture in Ziploc bag, add powdered sugar, and shake until covered. Dig in!

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APRIL

The stars tell you whats in store this season.


Aries - Happy Birthday, Aries!
Itll be a good month all around for family, friends and other relationships. Be cautious in spending all that birthday mula, however. You dont have to buy drinks for EVERYONE.

Taurus - Happy Birthday to you too, Taurus!


You will be quite the social butterfly this month, and love and luck will be on your side. Get out there!

Gemini - This is the month to get things done: travel, start projects, study up and own it! Make time for some outdoor relaxation too. (Drinking on porches totally counts.) Cancer - This month will bring a lot of changes, especially in the relationship and school areas. Be on top of your game, and dont be fooled by basic people. Leo - Be flexible this month; your sense of humor, energy and charisma will help you. Keep your cool when dealing with VIPs the parentals, boss, professors, etc. Virgo - You will be feeling sweet, in-love
and romantic this month. Remember to remain realistic, though; this month will bring a change in a relationship. Dun, dun dun!

Libra -

Dont let resentment and indecision take over your life. Being flirty and optimistic will bring you joy and excitement. (And attract that lova youre lookin for.) This month will be all about love, home and family. Enjoy it, but dont forget about your responsibilities like, ya know, school. You know these are important to you too.

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THATS A FACT JACK


There are less people than chickens in the world. A giraffe cleans its ears with its 21-inch-long tongue. The lifespan of a squirrel is about nine years. Some lions mate over 50 times a day. A cats urine glows under a black light. A ducks quack doesnt echo, and no one knows why.

Sagittarius - You will be swamped this


month. Unleash that Sag swag and tune into your creativity to get things done!

Capricorn - This month, watch your expenses


and be on the lookout for opportunities. Keep your ears perked up and nose down to the ground and hunt them down.

Aquarius - Your energy will have people eating out of the palm of your hand. Go ahead and ride those good vibes; now is the time to ask, do and seek. Pisces Seek your spiritual side. Beauty and pleasure are best achieved with health of the mind and body. Yoga and smoothies, anyone?
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