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Pomp and Circumstance never sounded as sweet as it did the day I took my steps up to the stage to get my high school diploma. Although I am not quite sure what those words mean, I know they are synonymous with one thing: graduation. As part of the class of 2005, and an incoming freshman this year at MSU, I could not help feeling like high school would never be the best years of my life. In fact, for the most part, high school sucked. College was always the light at the end of the tunnel, something to look forward to. Keeping that in mind, I wanted to see what other incoming freshman had to say. I asked about ten incoming
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freshman how they felt, and it was classes are not as early. Freshman all basically the same. They like also like how classes are arranged, the fact that there is a freedom of We get to pick classes we actuSee Now What? page 3 choice here, everyone is nice, and
the hurricane. Governor You do not always appreciate Schweitzer has been in Helena what you have until its gone. working on the Water CollecPeople never think about losing tion Drive by their conveniences filling up a large while going helicopter with through their daily supplies destined lives. America for the disaster artakes for granted eas. the easy life and Wa l - m a r t , amenities that Albertsons, and come with being a Sears, along with part of a powerful other local stores and up- to-date naand banks have tion. Even with the not only put jars national disasters out for contributhat face every part tions but many of our country, have donated there is no fear that their own stock one day everything and supplies, could just be gone. along with asking As hurricanes buyers to contribhave been a consisute a dollar or tent national devasmore when purtation, especially chasing. Sears within the Southand Kmart, who eastern part of the country, no one exPhoto courtesy of www.quehubo.com/eng/katrina_gallery_2.php have partnered with the Ameripected the amount Hurricane Katrina as seen from space. of wreckage that happened in Louisiana. Stu- can Red Cross, are matching any donation, givdents and residents in Billings are no excep- ing free auto service to victims and also includtion in the large amount of participation in help- ing apparel, supplies and products to the vicSee Relief page 4 ing out those who suffered great losses from
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was further magnified by my recent travel to California (where I lived for seven years before moving here). I hear a lot of young people complain that Billings offers nothing to do, whining that Billings is behind the times and has no cultural diversity and blah, blah, blah. Please allow me to share my renewed appreciation for this pretty little city in our beautiful state. Driving through the Los Angeles valley, I couldnt help taking constant inventory of the smog and litter and excessive time spent in our rental car. I just kept wondering how someone becomes acclimated to that hyperspeed lifestyle. I mean, its no lie: smog makes for some pretty psychedelic sunsets but it probably contributes to some pretty gnarly tumors as well. I dont know how many times a person has to see a littered landscape before developing immunity and no longer noticing the trash scattered among the grass and bushes. Driving is stressful, dangerous and environmentally hostile. I cant imagine ever getting comfortable with spending upwards of two hours a day behind the wheel. Here in the Yellowstone Valley we have the daily privilege of beholding a panoramic
deny the cheery canopy of the lofty palm trees with their fanning leaves, so different from our own climates deciduous trees and conifers? California offers its own treasures and wonder, which is why its such a great placeto visit. But like the song says, My homes in Montana.
Relief cont. from page 1 tims. The Rimrock Mall, on 24 th Street, is selling t-shirts and donating the money to hurricane relief. We do what we can, no matter how big the difference. The important thing is that there is a difference being made, says Jennifer, a Walmart store clerk. On campus, many student organizations have mobilized student contributions towards the aid and provisions for the victims. Kits for Kindness was put together by the United Campus Ministry Organization headed by Kim Woeste. By collecting supplies there is a guarantee that all of the donations will be going towards the relief shelters. Student senate is another student organization that has been assisting the mobilizing of donations for the relief in the south. I just can not imagine what it would be like to return home to find nothing there. Everything is gone, said Sarah Fry, a student at MSU-Billings. Collections will be going on throughout September and October. Victims in the south are grateful for the contributions of supplies, money and volunteers that have been sent to help.
years ago. The last catastrophic eruption occurred over 600,000 years ago, and there is not another predicted for quite a long time. Even if the activity in Yellowstone did fluctuate, the buildup would be noticed for months, if not years, ahead of time. Although nothing could be done, the park service would notify civilians through their 24 hour communication center. This article is not meant to scare anyone. It is meant to show the power that nature holds over man. Even though we live in Montana, and there is little fear of hurricanes, earthquakes, or more hurricanes, there is still a natural threat that not many people know about. It is also meant to make Yellowstone Park a little less stinky and maybe a little Photo by Nick Dryz more bomb, pun completely intended. Thermal activity at the Yellowstone
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are 1,000-3,000 earthquakes per For more information, you year, this is completely normal; can track the beast at http:// and there is no difference in the vulcan.wr.usgs.gov/home.html geologic activity now and 30
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Well, well, well. Thieves and underage drunks have run amok on campus! No, just kidding. Ill bet 90 percent of the student body here are respectable, law abiding citizens. Heh, heh, heh. Alright, lets see whats been happening for the past few weeks in the world of crime and debauchery. 9-9 A theft was reported in the West Rimrock parking lot after someone forcibly broke into a car, released the trunk latch and stole two woofers with amps valued at $800. Sorry guy, but this is why I drive a piece of crap car with barely a stereo. Hell, I dont even lock my car up and its never been messed with. Hopefully you get your equipment back, though. 9-12 Another theft occurred out
at the COT when someone stole a picture frame. Again, another lesson: stick with duct tape and youll never go wrong. One could even create a whole duct tape picture frame motif. Who wants to steal duct tape? 9-15 A report was made that someone on campus had drug paraphernalia in their dorm room. Of the two students, one consented to let police search his half of the room, while the other student did not give consent. Officers found nothing in the searchable area. 9-15 MSU-B lost a member of the family when Merle the squirrel decided to end his life. Apparently he wanted to go out with a bang, so he jumped into the transformer located behind the PE building, causing sporadic power failure throughout campus for up to three hours. Un-
fortunately, many of us still had to finish our classes, and to quote one professor, Hey, I gave this lecture for years without PowerPoint. We can do this in the dark. Well miss you, Merle. 9-15 Related to the power failure, a piece of equipment in the COE overheated, but no one was injured. 9-17 An MIP was issued on campus after a student failed to stop at the sign in the Rimrock parking lot. The student was also cited for not having insurance. 9-17 A verbal altercation occurred on Normal Avenue. The situation is still under investigation. 9-18 My, my, my, another MPI. Same story, different day. A heads up for new students, the stop signs located in the Rimrock parking lot are real. The police officers you see
around campus are real police officers. They even carry sidearms, so be aware of those stop signs. 9-18 Oh yeah, another thing, those parking spaces that have a sign with CV on them, you cant park there. Some poor soul learned this the hard way when their car was towed. Okay, so now you know. 9-20 Disorderly conduct in Petro Hall which resulted in an issue of no trespass. 9-23 A fire extinguisher was stolen from the third floor of a campus building. Hey, were no longer in junior high, guys. Well thats going to do it for now. Maybe someone could take on the responsibility of campus streaker for even more exciting Police Blotter news. Until next time, have fun, but dont hurt anyone.
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in Washington, D.C. Last summer, Rusts MSUBillings Honors Program held an institute where a large number of veteran interviews were conducted. This fall semester, an Honors Program seminar is examining the use and consequences of U.S. military power in the 20th century, and will continue to conduct even more interviews with WWII veterans. Rust asks for those who are interested in helping him and his students transcribe the interviews either to contact him by e-mail at trust@msubillings.edu; or to call him at 657-2903 or 657-2201.
Welcome to my post-writers block edition of Scraping The Barrel, a name I hate but am stuck with for continuitys sake. Come on in, have a seat and help yourself to the fishbowl of Cheez-Its, pour yourself a flute of Hawaiian Punch while I fire up the old STB jukebox. Im feeling mighty obscure, so how about we listen to Ace Frehleys Rock Soldiers, Old 97s Nineteen, and finally Lets Put the O Back in Country by Shooter Jennings.
pounding out this sludge I write, and a scene from the superb Woody Allen movie Sweet and Lowdown comes to mind, where Sean Penn plays a talented but troubled blues guitarist in the early 20th century and his girlfriend asks him what goes through his mind when he performs. Sean Penns character looks up at her and smiles, then he says Yeah, that Im underpaid. I think about that sometimes. Touch, Mr. Penn, touch, indeed.
As most of us grew up in the American public school system, we learned from our teachers, and understood everything they told us to be factual. Furthermore, we learned to explore our surroundings by using our good old friend The Scientific Method, a method which relies on a world that is actual and testable. Today, a debate rages as to whether public schools should transform conventional science teachings to allow Intelligent Design (ID) Many of you may be thinking, as I did when I first heard of Intelligent Design, well, what in the hell is that, and what is so unintelligent about the way we have grown up with science. ID purports that the world is much too wondrously, beautifully, cleverly, and, of course, intelligently designed to be the work of evolution alone. This had to be the work of an intelligent creator. Keep in mind that the strongest supporters of ID are religious conservatives, so as they are saying intelligent creator in our politically correct world, they are mumbling Ahem, God under their breaths. There are many theological arguments why allowing ID in schools could be disastrous, but I will only expound upon two objective arguments. Many supporters are baffled about why scientists are not so fond of ID and will not even recognize it. This one is not too hard to figure out. Science, that is the field to which most scientists have devoted their entire lives, depends on testing the world. Theories are not just ideas; they are ideas that have been strongly supported through tests and retests and more retests. Darwins Theory of Evolution, although somewhat flawed in the beginning, has been explored for over 100 years, and the fact that all living things can and usually do adapt through generations has been proven. This means that Darwins theory has been supported through testing and observation. An intelligent creator cannot be physically tested or observed in any way. If we
were to allow ID in schools as part of the scientific core, the basic premise of what science is would be greatly compromised. The second argument is that public schools are an entity of the state. This means that the separation of church and state, as outlined in the Establishment Clause of the first amendment, is applicable to all public schools. Parochial and private schools are at liberty to teach ID and have professed similar ideologies for decades. The problem is that children of all races, ethnicities, and religion attend public schools in hopes of receiving a nondiscriminatory education. No matter how ID is taught, someone can be offended. Furthermore, supporters of ID call the world the work of an intelligent creator, however, if we allow this nomenclature in schools, it is a step in the door, and soon the door will be wide open for teachers to name
Theory: A set of statements or principles devised to explain a group of facts or phenomena, especially one that has been repeatedly tested or is widely accepted and can be used to make predictions about natural phenomena. I guess that means a theory is not a fact. Then why do biologists teach The Theory of Evolution as if it was The Fact of Evolution? If the theory of evolution is not a fact, then why wont scientists even discuss any other options? If scientists are not willing to even admit there may be some other theory out there, how can it be discovered? According to Time magazine, British biologist Richard Dawkins, professor of the public
Graphic courtesy of www.southtexascollege.edu Should theories that compete with evolution be allowed in schools?
their own intelligent creator, and then we are preaching full-on religion in schools. Surely, Intelligent Design makes for a fascinating debate which will and should be discussed for years in suitable settings where ideas are exchanged and challenged, like over the dinner table or in a University level biology or theology class. However, most of primary public education does not involve the exchange of ideas, but rather the teacher sharing the facts with students. Teaching the theory of ID in public schools is not only unconstitutional, but just plain inappropriate.
understanding of science at Oxford University compares the idea of teaching ID with teaching flat earthism-perfectly fine in a history class but not in science. The idea that someday biologists teaching the outdated theory of evolution could be compared to teaching flat earthism. Teach the controversy in history classes! Teach it in sociology classes! At least give teachers the freedom to talk about it and discuss it, instead of censoring the work of competent, respected scientists, not to mention the beliefs of (according to a Harris
poll conducted June of 2005) 54 percent of adults who do not believe humans developed from an earlier species. I know we cant teach something just because 54 percent of Americans believe it, but we can stop teaching something as a fact when it indeed is not a fact, but a theory. I could go into Professor of Biochemisty at Lehigh University Michael J. Behes theory of irreducible complexity or the theory of no free lunch written and researched by William A. Dembski who holds a Ph.D. in mathematics and philosophy and a master of divinity in theology(He must have been in school forever!). We dont have that kind of space in The Retort, but cant we at least admit that very intelligent men are debating and testing the tried and true theory of evolution? Cant we even talk about it? Is that a crime? I thought America was all about being able to test boundaries. Evidently the scientific community doesnt want this one tested. According to The New Yorker magazine, most scientists will not even discuss ID because that would give it legitimacy. Galileo was placed under house arrest because his scientific views conflicted with Church doctrine. I hope the body of affluent scientists in this country will not place further discovery and growth under house arrest because it doesnt fit in with what they want to believe so badly. I would not go so far as to teach ID as a proven theory in science classes; not even one that has been researched nearly as much as Darwins Theory of Evolution, but cant we admit that Darwins theory, is a theory and not a fact and that there are other bodies of research out there? Actually, most scientists who believe in ID also believe in evolution to a certain extent, just not to the ultimate extent. What are biologists so afraid of? Maybe a truth they cant explain.
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As I walked into the Shrine Auditorium, I was invited into a crowd of people of all ages and styles talking as recorded Willie Nelson albums were coming from speakers in the background. With 45 minutes until the concert and what with the weather being so nice, we did as any Willie fan would do, we headed to the beer garden outside. Also outside were the souvenir stands where you could purchase a $35 t-shirt with the tour information emblazoned on it. I passed. A few beers and a good buzz later, we went inside to stake our spots on the gym floor when the lights started to fade. A hush went over the crowd, lights flooded the stage, glaring off the drum set, and out walked the band. A new wave of excitement lit up the crowd when out stepped Willie Nelson. The crowd erupted into cheers, holding Horses, the spotlight was turned on the crowd who, their beers in the air in salute to the country leg- on command, sang their part while lifting their plastic beer cups to the stage. When end. Willie sang the classic, Crazy, (he Starting out with his wrote it and Patsy Cline made it fatrademark song, On the Road mous) some couples got up and Again, and through the entire slow danced. It was fun to hear concert, Willie sounded great! Willies old and new hits, because Every song he sang got better some Id listened to growing up and and better. He looked and others I picked up on my own. sounded as if he were having a I heard during and after the blast! Like it wasnt his job to show a lot of people complaining be in Billings, MT, but he about the heat in the Shrine, but wanted to be there. Part of the thats not what bothered me; he concert he even tossed out random hats and bandanas to the Photo courtesy of www.gactv.com/ didnt play Poncho and Lefty! gracious crowd of fans. artists/nelson Not even for the encore! I guess Ill have to catch him at another Two of his sons were on Willie Nelson can still put on an show, which I think wont be hard tour with him and looked as if awesome concert. they were growing out the signature Nelson hair, to find because he didnt look like he planned on but not quite so country. The older of the two quitting touring anytime soon. If you looked around the crowd you saw a boys, who couldnt be old enough to drink, played the bass and also played a few blues solos that range of ages from a young girl on her dads shoulwere pretty good. It looks like we may be seeing ders to the 20-somethings taking tokes while dancing to the grandma sitting in the stands just enjoymore of the Jr. Nelson in the future. During his set, he played the more recent ing all the songs shes heard all the years before. It just goes to show you, everyone- the old, the young; popular hit has with Toby Keith, Whiskey for My Men, and when it came to Beer for My hippie, country, or city folk-they all still love Willie!
mote wilderness of Alaska, via Seattle. After a while in Alaska, and way too many mushrooms and tabs of acid, Sam has changed his name to Ransom, taken to spending days alone in the mountains, and now be-
restroom. He did as she requested, closing the door behind him. The med student took the signed discharge and turned on her heel. Lindy watched her return to the bowels of the hospital. Flipped out, Erik muttered with finality. Stop it, she said. The restroom door sprang open and before they realized what was happening, Ransom was striding through the reception area naked. Three seated men watched him halt before them, while a woman and the young girl with her rose and backed away. You have hearts! He spread his arms. Do you feel the wilderness of love inside you? His eyes flashed and he sprang among the seats, fingers digging at the pink welt that scored his chest. Throw yourselves open. Let it come gushing out! Its amazing that anyone puts up with him at all throughout this book because the drug induced incidents happen way too often. I guess this is what you can accomplish with a degree, LSD, and enough money to publish your own novel. If anyone wants a free copy, stop by the Retort office. You can have mine.
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Age: 18 Hometown: Billings Major: Psychology Minor: Undecided Dream job: Adolescent Psychiatrist Top of celebrity make out list: Glenn Danzig Famous person youd most like to kick the crap out of: Angelina Jolie Recurring nightmare: I brutally murder a pit bull.
Age: 21 Hometown: Billings Major: History Minor: None Dream job: Sportswriter on major daily paper Top of celebrity make out list: Jennifer Aniston Famous person youd most like to kick the crap out of: anyone who has won or been a contestant on a reality show Recurring nightmare: A third term for W
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Owen, a street-smart motorcycle riding Casanova with a heart of gold, although I dont intend to use his characters name in the following paragraphs. You have been warned. Ladies and gentlemen, friends and faculty: Cool As Ice. The movie opens up on a peaceful rural road right out of a Robert Frost poem, with Ice and his hoodlum crew of urban, hiphop outlaws riding high end crotch rockets, looking tragically hip wearing clothes that look like they came from MC Hammers last garage sale. Ices jacket, for example, has Sex Me Up written in yellow across his back, and his two cronies are no better. How these three tools wound up in what appears to Amish country is beyond me, but at this point Ice notices a woman riding a horse along the side of the road, and our hero, being the rebel he is, decides to ride along side her, shouting flirtatious phrases, until in a vain attempt to woo her, jumps his mo-
When I first started going to school at MSU-B, I never read the Retort but now that I write for the school paper I
read every issue. Lately, Ive asked myself why I never picked up an issue before. Did I not have enough time? Did I not see it? Was there nothing in it that interested me?
Either way, I wanted to find out why so many papers are left sitting in the stands and not in the students hands. I decided to ask the students and staff if they read the paper and
why; or if they didnt, why not? I also wanted to know what everyone would like to see in future issues. This is what some Yellowjackets had to say!
Stephanie Bennett Powell, WY Public Relations Junior Whats the Retort? Im a newly transferred student here and I guess Id like to see stories about whats going on at MSU-B and Billings in general. Professor Profiles would be nice, too.
Matt Pipinich Great Falls Public Relations Senior I do read the Retort. I had to because I was on the Publication Board, but now I read it out of habit. In future issues I would like to see more current articles related to the student body. Oh, and the papers are too low to the ground, I cant see them down there!
Dr. Stephen Coffman Bonne Terre, MO Dept. of Communication and Theatre Sometimes I read it; more than some people because Nancy (Swanson) is a colleague of mine. Id like to see the students more politically involved with issues that concern them. For example their tuition; address the issues of how students spend their money.
Katie Gerke Laurel Elementary Ed/ Special Ed Junior Not very often, but I do sometimes. I dont really know how to get involved in activities on campus so maybe more on specific clubs and how to get involved.
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very Puritan. Wear these with a shout out to our founding fathers. Beyond those major pieces to score, the mod black and white color combo is getting a lot of play now. Brass studs, grommets and tassels are fresh new looks for bags and shoes. Also noteworthy is the white tights look, be they opaque or fishnet theyre hot now. Just dont wear em with white shoes or youll look like a nurse. And Im reluctant to recommend this trend; however, I keep reading a lot about high-waisted pants. I dont really know how to make this look not suck and I personally believe those types of pants are the enemy of any not flat-bottomed girl. If you figure out how to rock this look, please stop by the Retort office and let me know. Beyond that, enjoy your fall and happy dressing!
glove and button one up over a tiny anything velvet is good. Cropped pants are still going tee. A sexier option is to wear a vest Were entering my favorite sea- strong. A menswear fabric like her- with no top underneath or over a son and I know a lot of you ladies out ringbone or tweed looks best with tall sleeveless dress for going out. If youre like me, then youve there have been wondering what you boots worn underneath. I like the should be buying and wearing this fall denim variety worn with flats and a been missing your boots all summer and, conversely, what you should be storing and burning. Fear not; I would never leave you hanging or left to your own devices to figure out whats trendy this season. Once again I have scoured the mags and stores and narrowed down a few key pieces to update your wardrobes. The new look for sweaters is a nod to Mr. Rogers in the form of cardigan sweaters. These are replacing the ballet-inspired wraps of last fall. Chunky knits are another way to freshen up your sweater collection. Shearling and suede combos are another casual addition to snag this fall. Graphic courtesy of http://www.manbehindthedoll.com/images/ff12005.jpg These can be boots, bags, vests, coats After almost fifty years, Barbie still knows how to dress for the seasons. or gloves. Victorian pieces have been get- blazer or a white shirt and scarf. long. Well now is the time to bring ting a lot of attention this fall as well. These types of bottoms can also be em out. This year there are more Examples of this trend are high-col- dressed up for evening with a slinky hip choices than ever. Cowboy boots (think Daisy Duke), wedge heels, lace lared and puffed-sleeve blouses, or tank and brightly colored heels. Another look thats been spot- up riding boots and flats are all looklace tops and lace-up boots. My only suggestion with the Victorian look is ted in a number of collections is the ing fresh right now. The only other to wear only one or two items at a menswear vest. Although it sounds shoe trend worth mentioning is the time to avoid looking too costume-y. androgynous, the way to wear it is square toed look Ive been spotting Velvet is huge right now and falls extremely close-cut and fitted. Fit is all over. Its called a pilgrim toe and easily into this category, although key; make sure your vest fits like a when coupled with a buckle it looks
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Fast Facts
1. The planet Mercury (planet closest to the sun) is 800 F at the equator but has ice at its north and south poles! 2. The parsley leaves put on your plate at a restaurant arent just there for decoration; its there to help with halitosis! Chew on this to freshen your breath after meals. This plant is rich in chlorophyll, natures own deodorizer! 3. The last cigarette ad to be aired on television was on December 31, 1970 during the Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson. 4. The only North American territory to fall under Axis control during WWII, were two small Alaskan islands, conquered by Japan in 1942. 5. The honey bee is not buzzing at you with its mouth but actually with its wing stroke of 11,400 times a minute! 6. Our neighbor to the north, Alberta, Canada, is said to be completely rat-less!
are like nothing I have ever heard before. And not in a way like, Whoa, this is blowing my mind, but more like wow, this is interesting, and kind of catchy. The songs feel anachronistic, like something from another time, yet they still have a contemporary pop edge. Their strange sound comes from the eccentric combination of instruments (seriously, how many bands do you know these days that often use an accordion
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Womens Soccer: In the Mix
Compiling a record of 72-1 so far, including key Midwest region wins over Mesa State, Adams State, St. Marys and Colorado School of Mines, has catapulted MSU-Billings into fifth place in the most recent regional poll and right into the hunt for a playoff spot. The top four teams from each region make the NCAA DII tournament. We have gotten off to a good start and if we continue to play like we have been we are positively in the postseason mix, said head coach Don Trentham The Lady Yellowjackets have three contests remaining in Billings before traveling to Texas to finish out the regular season and playing in the Heartland Conference Tournament November 3-5. October 12 will be round one of this years battle for the Rimrock Cup as MSU-B takes on crosstown rival Rocky Mountain College kickoff time at COT field is 3:30 p.m. MSU-B then seeks to avenge an earlier loss when the Saints of Carroll College visit the COT field on Oct. 15 kickoff time for that contest is 1 p.m. and the last opportunity to see MSU-B in action this year will be when the Jackets and Bears meet again on Oct. 29 for a 1 p.m. showdown at Wendys Field on the RMC Campus.
Photo by Matt Langman Freshman midfielder Sara Gress feilds the ball during the Jackets win of University of Mary.
and we will conclude the season on the upswing. Having just concluded the aforementioned homestand The Yellowjackets will again hit the road to conclude the season with three games in Phoenix October 14 against Embry-Riddle, October 15 against Humboldt State and October 16 against Grand Canyon.
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Photo by Miranda Breding Adam Torres winds back to drive his disk.
For the dedicated player, there is even the Professional Disc Golf association which is responsible for setting standards for the sport as well as overseeing official tournaments. The
Billings area hosts several Folf tournaments during the year including, Spring Fling, Triple X and an event at the Big Sky State Games. There are old, young, male and female Folf players or Folfers. Folf is a lifetime sport and as Adam Torres, a recent graduate from West High School, says gets its popularity from being A time passercheap...[you] buy one disk and its free to play here [Pioneer Park.] Among young people, especially college students, that may be the draw. While playing a quick round of Folf with his friend, Mike Sorg, Torres also commented on professional Folfers who he said sometimes could earn $20,000 enjoying this sport. Torres, himself a Folfer for five years, is a member of the Airfairways folf club that meets on Tuesday nights. Airfairways, Billings Folf club will hold their summer league finale on October 2, starting at 10 a.m.for anyone interested in checking out the sport. Many college campuses across the nation boast a Folf program in their intramural sport listings. In Montana, MSU-Northern has its own Folf program.
Photo from The Retort Archives Philly shoots the puck past Toronto during the 7th playoff game in 2003.
tion of hockey fans, it is impossible to get the numbers for TV or radio that even small market teams in the north such as Minnesota and Ottawa get. Eliminating these teams would make the other two franchises in the region, the defending Stanley Cup Champion Tampa Bay Lighting and perennial Western Conference contender Dallas Stars, regional powerhouses able to draw TV and radio numbers more inline with some of their northern competitors. Of course being the fair-minded individual that
3. They need to reduce the number of games in a season from 82 to 52. In NCAA Division I college hockey, teams most often play two games a week, one on Friday and one on Saturday, with the same two teams squaring off in the same location both nights. I plan to make it even easier on the professionals by suggesting they adopt a schedule which has them playing a Thursday and Saturday version of the college schedule each of the 26 weeks from Oct. 1 though May 1, followed by the regular playoff format. Thus, each game would become more of an event and perhaps draw more attention from media and fans. 4. They need to change the standings to a simple win-loss format. As Vince Lombardi said, Winning isnt everything, its the only thing. Therefore, to apply the football legends logic to this situation, no team should get a point just for simply playing in overtime as they do now. The system should be based simply on wins and losses. Anyway like I said above, it is good to have the NHL back and hopefully the owners and players of all sports have learned a lesson from this mess so that no sports fan will have to suffer such a case of cold turkey withdrawal again.
he white hot sun glared down from an equally bright sky onto the searing bleached sands of northwestern Mexico. Behind a low thick cholla, a man stretched out on the hard earth, peering over the long berm into a village on a far hillside. The whitewashed adobe bricks shone bright in the noonday sun. Few of the Mexican villagers moved about. One slouched against the wall of the church in a small patch of shade on the north side of the building. A trickle of sweat streamed down the mans sideburns, and he dabbed his face on his long sleeves. He wore a broad brimmed, black hat with a woven leather band tied on the right side. In his hands, he cradled a long barreled Henry rifle, using his body to shade the weapon from the heat of the sun. His canteen lay under a blanket within reach, but despite his nagging thirst, he left it there, conserving what remained in case his chance did not come before nightfall. In the compound of the village a raven stood in the thin shadow of an awning, bill open wide, panting. The mans faded blue eyes fixed on the bird, his mind wandering back to the trail behind him. She was only a child, barely past her tenth year, with long hair black as a raven and velvet brown eyes. She had been a beautiful girl, with a white father and a Mexican mother, the latest in a line of victims on a long bloody trail. He remembered her hair, draped across the sand, and matted to her gingham dress with blood from the stab wounds in her chest. Her wide eyes betrayed the horror of her last moments. Her parents had died quickly, shot through the spine at the bases of their skulls, their bodies untouched, unmoved. The girl had been the goal, the prize, like five others before her. Shaking his head, he snapped himself out of the memory. Every time, the law had told him it was only Indians. No white man could ever commit such a crime as to muti-
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late a childs body. But the killer was a gringo, riding a small, scraggly mustang with one front shoe. That gringo had led him to this village south of the border. The man licked his dry lips as his pale eyes again shifted to the short house on the east end of the cluster where his quarry siesta-ed. He felt no anger, only an agitating need for justice in an unjust land. Near the church, the peon on the stoop stirred and began to rise. The man paid him little attention and instead watched the door of the hut. From where he lay on the sand he could hear the hollow clatter of the metal latch against the wooden door. With deliberate hands, the man flipped up the sight at the back of the long rifle. As the weathered panel receded into the darkness of the adobe hut, he shouldered the Henry, positioning the barrel through a narrow shielding gap in the cholla. For a moment, he worried the woman would emerge first, but as the broad masculine form stepped into the sunlight, he drew a deep breath and nestled his cheek against the well-worn stock of the rifle. The gringo moved to the well near the center of town and dipped his hands in the water as the pale right eye lined up the sights and the man exhaled half his breath. The gringo splashed water over his head as the long finger squeezed the trigger in a smooth firm motion. The rifle kicked against his shoulder and the gringo jerked upright as the first bullet cut through his gut. Still calm and deliberate, the man jacked another shell into the chamber of the Henry and squeezed off another shot slightly higher than the first. The gringo turned, facing him, his right hand fumbling for the pistol on his hip.
Rising to his feet, the man jacked a third shell into the chamber and shot the man through the groin. He advanced steadily, his fourth shot piercing the mans neck at the base of his throat. The gringos gun dropped as his body went numb from the bullet piercing his spine. He wilted into the dirt, blood oozing from his gut. As he stared up at his executioner and grinned. The man stared down at him, showing no mercy as he slowly jacked the fifth and last shell into the chamber. Horror filled the gringos eyes as he faced his own death. The man let it linger, to be certain the gringo knew why he died, then he squeezed the trigger. The Henry bucked and the body jerked a final time, then lay still. The gun smoke drifted upward into the white sky with the pale eyes still fixed on the body as he lowered the rifle. The peon emerged timidly from behind the church and crossed the compound as the man cleared the chamber of the Henry and thumbed new shells into the magazine. The door of the hut flew open and a half dressed woman sprinted to the dead man, wailing and weeping. The man turned away, aware of the gathering crowd and started back toward the berm and his horse. Seor. He turned back to the peon, his blue eyes hard. Why you kill this man? He was good to usto his family. The mans eyes drifted over the crowd. No children stood with the adults as the men and women stared angrily at him. He said nothing as he turned away and continued over the short rise recovering his canteen and returning to his horse. He mounted, taking his time to adjust the cinch, all the while keeping the rifle handy. They watched him, their gazes hard. His was equally firm as he turned the tall sorrel and rode north toward the border.
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