October

18,

2004

Volume

76

Issue

A l o h a P a c - We s t ?
Yellowjackets maybe headed for the Heartland
The MSU-Billings Athletic Department is considering leaving the Pacific West Conference and the Division II West Region and accepting an offer to join the Heartland Conference and Division II South Central Region beginning in the 2005-2006 school years. According to Heartland Commissioner Tony Stigliano, With the impeding departure of Rockhurst and Druy universities from our league, the Heartland Conference has decided to extend invitations to Montana State University-Billings, Western New Mexico University, and Grand Canyon University of Phoenix and is in the process of discussing the situation with those institutions as well as our current members. Sitgliano also told The Retort that while no deadline for MSUBillings to accept the invitation exists, a decision must be made as soon as possible in order to begin the process of scheduling games for next year. According to MSU-Billings Sports Information Director Travis Elam, the athletic department held a series of meetings for its coaches and players as well as students, faculty, media, and interested community members over the week of Oct. 4. We went looking for people to ask a 1001 questions and I think we gave them a 1002 answers, says Elam. When asked why MSU-B is considering the switch, Yellowjacket Athletic director Dr. Gary Gray says, that the main reason for changing leagues is so we would be in a conference that sponsors all 12 of the sports that we do. Joining the Heartland Conference would end a four year effort of the MSU-Billings Athletic Department to either make a conference

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Billings Branch Contributes to Nursing Programs Success

For several years MSU-Billings has been the starting point for many students in the nursing field. Although the program is based in Bozeman, branches in Billings, Great Falls, and Missoula play a key part in making the MSU nursing program rank among the top 10 in the nation. Its a terribly competitive program, says Paige Nelson, a nursing student at MSU-Billings. In the 2004 spring semester 125 students started out in January, says Carolyn Wenger, interim campus director for the Bozeman program on Billings campus. By the end of the semester two had dropped out, eight failed. Since 1937 Montana State University has been training nursing students, making it the oldest state supported school in Montana, and continues to be the only institution in this state that offers Masters degrees. Also, it has been nationally recognized as a leader

Apsaruke Hall houses MSU-Bs nursing program. Photo by Niki Porter

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Nursing Program (cont. from pg.1)

in areas of rural nursing, theory development and research, and preparation of health care provid1500 University Drive SUB 225 ers, as stated on the MSUBozeman College of Nursing web Billings MT 59101 site. Business & Newsroom: 657-2194 Students start taking their prerequisites in Billings, then they Fax: 657-2191 apply for upper division placeE-Mail: retort@msubillings.edu ment at least two years in advance, says Jenny Thronson. The degree comes from Bozeman, but the student can apply to attend other schools for the program. They can continue in Billings, but thats not guaranteed. Its not necessarily a priviEvelyn Irmin Jed Barton lege to attend in Billings throughBusiness Mgr Editor-In-Chief out your education as a nursing student, says Wenger. Its definitely a convenience, but not a privilege. Theres great science staff here. Theyre good people and some of them hold to the line. Brook Madison Jennifer Fenton Basically theres the prereqCopy Editor A&E Editor uisites, the lower division, then the upper division, says Thronson. There is a waiting list for the upper division, says Wenger. Thats because we had 474 applications for 172 places this past year. Acceptance is based on GPA Bryce Skjervem Niki Porter and outstanding need and that GPA Sports Editor Photo Editor window is getting tighter and tighter. Of those with a GPA above 2.5 only a certain percent of those on the top are accepted. The lowest GPA accepted this year was 3.379. There has been a change in Betsy Harris Beth Kern the policy for the waiting list, News Editor Creativity Editor adds Wenger. It used to be that the longer you waited the more credits you would gain. Now, its based on GPA and priority points. Both Wenger and Thronson say that retaking certain classes can boost a GPA and increase the chances of a student on the waitOlivia Stief Nicole Maas ing list being accepted into the Reporter Reporter upper division program. There is also the scholastic appeals process in which a student can appeal to retake certain classes a third time if evidence shows that circumstances made it impossible for the Tari Spire Dennis Elliott Photographer Staff Writer student to do well the first two times, says Wenger. Before students were getting in with 2.4 GPAs when the required was 2.5 or better, says Wenger. They were taking the curriculum but not passing the boards. Now we promote more success in the program. It may seem odd, but it is much more fair. Its pretty difficult, says Nelson. Theres a ton of women but there are some men. The College of Allied Health Professions doesnt have anything to do with the nursing program per se, says Thronson. They deal more with human services, rehabilitation, and health administration. In spring semester 2004 a total of six men started and finished in the junior and senior places in the whole program. Currently the advising staff for the nursing program on the Billings campus is seeking an advisor to the Mens Task Forcean organization set up to promote and attract men to the nursing field. People get into it for a variety of reasons, says Wenger. Most, though, think its an easy curriculum. We try as a program to meet the needs of the state, says Wenger. Part of that is the Caring for Our Own program that is designed to aid Native Americans in becoming nurses. The Caring For Our Own: A Reservation/University Partnership program helps prepare university educated Native Americans with such tools as the Nursing Workforce Diversity Grant which provides support to recruit, retain, and graduate Native Americans, stated the MSU-Bozeman College of Nursing web site. The material isnt that hard, states Nelson. Its a weed out process. Its basically to see who is willing to step up to the plate. They call this program the flagship of Bozeman, says Wenger, and it truly is that.

The Retort Staff

Mabel Kosanke Staff Writer

Angela Paul Staff Writer

Financial

Aid

or

Tremendous
work as is the sad existence of college excuses. Q5: Whats the dumbest question a student has ever asked? FA: I have a high F, why am I being suspended? Why are you being kicked out again? Q6: Please select the best answer: When students are told their money is delayed they act like: a. puppies, cute and cuddly b. porcupines, short and spiky c. crack heads ready to start pawning things They chose (b), but college kids get broke and stay broke, at least for your tour of duty however long that may be. Q7: Please select the best answer: When students are told that everything is fine, The money is one the way, they are most like: a. after sex cigarette, or cookies b. still unsatisfied, as is the nature of early life c. Confused? Amazed?, as if they poured the beer for you See, it wasnt so bad. Or was it? I guess that all depends on if the money has arrived. If it has not, it is your fault, your grandma forgot to sign question 5000, on the FAFSA, so its being returned to the place you used to live at before your parents split, and therefore is lost for all time. Oh, but dont worry, someone at the FAFSA headquarters can send you a copy, she just has to find it on

Pain?

Editors Note: The following is a first in a series of articles where The Retorts Dennis Elliott takes an offbeat and humorous look at some of the various departments on campus. The Retort would like to thank those involved for their participation. (Actual answers from FA are in italics)

One thing about college, theres no escaping a visit to one of the most feared places on campus: The Financial Aid Office. The FinAid, as is known to all the cool kids, is located in McMullen Hall. Here you find a glass door, and behind it you find people, do not be afraid, they will not hurt you. In fact, you might actually appreciate what they do for you. Throughout your college life you will need to go in here, so it is up to you how the relationship begins. Now, these individuals in front of you have tremendous resources at their finger tips, do you really want them pissed off at you? Approach the situation with a common goal. FAFSA, refund check size, parents expected contribution (my ass), promises-tomarry notes signed electronically, and its all here. The truth is they want to help you. Your literary captain was fortunate enough to interview some key parties; take a look at their responses to, and I think youll agree, some pretty difficult questioning. Would they buckle? Find out below. (I apologize for that terribly COSMO ending). FinAidees Questioned: Sue Weinreis (very nice lady), Dee Schafnitz (also, exceedingly nice), Julia Koehn (again with niceness), and Joe Massman (Hey.man, Im just not comfortable enough with myself right now to be complimenting other

dudes, sorry). And whats with the names, who said the Germans wouldnt rise again? Time: 3:00 p.m. Friday, October 1. Q1: Whats the #1 question you hear from students? FA: Here are two, well actually I guess its four: What is my status? (Did the loan come through ?) Wheres my refund check? (Gimmey all the money!!!). Q2: How would you grade this offices efficiency? FA: A+ Well of course, how else would you grade yourself . NEXT! Q3: In the eyes of the students and faculty on campus how is the office perceived? FA: The faculty is generally confused about financial aid [] because it doesnt necessarily concern them. In the students eyes, it depends on the students situation. OK, lets try not to dodge the next one. Q4: How can students help to improve this offices efficiency? FA: Read all letters we sent out, even the crappy ones that looks and feels like SPAM?, Yes. Also, do the FAFSA on time. Well, my parents have gone through the Big D and I dont mean Dallas, if you understand my secret code, sooh yeah, when was that deadline again? Take advantage of online status checking [] and finally to do things before the last minute. Yeah but, I just moved here, flat tire, so busy, dog, home-

her desk with the 13 million other students in this country who screwed up their FAFSAs. If you havent received it yet, things are probably only going to get worse. Although, if the money has arrivedwell then, now we have something yes, something indeed... hahahahahahaha. On a more serious tone, the fine employees of this office work very hard to assist students with any questions they may have. They will make every effort to see that your financial situation, based on your eligibility blah blah blah small print, is secure. All that small print stuff is out of there hands, so please respect the staff, not all staff of course, but these guys are truly on your side. This is one bridge you dont want to burn. Now, for the business end of the report:

DEADLINE FOR THE 2005-2006 FAFSA IS MARCH 1st, 2005.DONT WAIT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE. AVOID LONG LINES, DO IT EARLY, FILL OUT ALL THE BLANKS, MAKE SURE YOUR PARENTS FILLED IT ALL OUT AND DONT FORGET I TOLD YOU SO.

Left to Right: Dee Schafnitz, Joe Massman, Julia Koehn, Sue Weinreis. Four very nice people you could meet if you ever needed money. Photo by Dennis Elliott

American

Indian

Heritage

Day

2004

Bozeman, was the celebrations keyDr. Heidenreich spoke of note speaker. Senate Bill 117. Passed in 1997, the Gilham said the event at- bills purpose is to uphold and uplift Montana is immersed in tracted about 170 people from both the Montana Constitutions commitAmerican Indian history and is si- the campus and the community. He ment to the preservation of Native multaneously nave to the riches said the occasion solicited a great American tradition. Although the therein. Some 60,000 Montana Indians comprise about six percent of our states population, which corresponds to the nearly six percent of MSU-Bs student body who are Native American. In recognition of this historical and cultural significance, American Indian Heritage Day 2004 took place in the SUB on September 24. Preceding Fridays agenda was a traditional teepee-raising on Wednesday, Sept. 22 on Petro Halls south lawn. Fridays events commenced with comments from Quentin Gilham, Director of Multicultural Student Services. Next, Professor of Native American Studies Dr. Adrian Heidenreich offered an invocation and remarks reIn modern times Teepees are erected to symbolize heritage. garding the legislative background Photo from Evergreen.edu of American Indian Heritage Day. Also providing commentary were turnout that exceeded expecta- fourth Friday of September was desDr. Matthew Redinger, associate tions. The success of the program ignated as Native American Indian professor of history, and Dr. Walter was due in part to the Native Ameri- Day in 1975, historical knowledge Fleming, Associate Professor of Na- can studies instructors who encour- and cultural appreciation has eroded, tive American Studies at MSU, aged their classes to attend. none-the-less. Acknowledging Na-

tive American inventions such as the canoe, rubber ball, and fry bread, Heidenreich spoke of the legion contributions American Indians have made to society. Heidenreich also mentioned Sacagawea lending guidance and interpretation to the Lewis and Clark expedition, the domestication of corn, potatoes, and strawberries, the continued use of Indian words in the English language, as well as substantial military involvement. MSU-Bs participation in American Indian Heritage Day is a vibrant pledge in support of diversity on campus. Heidenreich contends that events like these are crucial to increasing knowledge and understanding of the historical and continued presence of American Indians in Montana. With approximately 270 Native American students on campus and seven reservations statewide, Montana Indians are the states most senior residents and an integral part of our past, present, and future. Quentin Gilham sends this message to those who were unable to attend American Indian Heritage Day 2004: Continued support of cultural and diversity activities helps the campus climate and helps each student develop a positive world view.

Off to the Heartland Continued from Page 1

home in the Pac-West for all of its sports, or find a new conference to affiliate with. Mens and Womens Soccer, as well as Womens Basketball, were dropped from the Pac West roster in 2000 following the departure of several Seattle areas and Alaska schools. The Pacific West Conference, which is currently made up of MSU-B, WNMU, as well as four Hawaii schools: the University of Hawaii-Hilo, Brigham Young University-Hawaii, Hawaii Pacific University, and Chaminade University, sponsors championships in nine sports. Those sports are: mens basketball, womens volleyball, mens and womens golf, mens and womens tennis as well as mens and womens cross country. This forces MSU-Billings to compete as a West Region independent in soccer and womens basketball. This makes scheduling games, especially home games very tough for those teams. However they have managed to do a good job of it these last few years, says Dr. Gary Gray. The Heartland, which following the departures Stiglano mentioned, will consist of Dallas Baptist University, St. Edwards University of Austin, Texas, University of the Incarnate Word and St Marys University, both located in San Antonio, as well as Lincoln University of Jefferson City, Missouri, and Oklahoma Panhandle State University, and if expanded MSU-Billings, WNMU and Grand Canyon, will have the necessary members to have an automatic NCAA tournment bid in all 12 sports MSU-B participates in, as well as baseball. Gray says that the hope is that he and MSU-Billings Chancellor Dr. Ron Sexton will have gathered enough information to make a decision by the end of October and that barring unforeseen events,+ Western New Mexico has agreed to join MSUBillings in whatever decision it makes.

Up Yours!

Up Your Voter Awareness of Governor Hopefuls

In attendance were Republican John Bohlinger, Lieutenant governor candidate for Democrat Brian Schweitzer, Libertarian Stan Jones, and Green Party candidate Bob Kelleher. Neither Republican Party candidate Bob Brown nor his running mate, Dave Lewis were present. The luncheon was intended for students and candidates only, while the forum was open to the public. Kelleher pointed out that hes not running for governor, but against governorship. He favors a Parliamentary system of government, which he believes would elevate our nations living standard. Kelleher feels the biggest challenge facing Montanans is feeding the hungry, declaring there are 96,000 children in our state who are underfed. Kelleher also voiced ambition to purchase the Stillwater mine, saying that all sub soil rights belong to the people, with the exception of reservation lands. He is opposed to Initiative 147 and in support of contractual unions for gay couples. Bob Kelleher believes that higher education should be public and tuition free. Upon election, he promises to keep Montana guardsmen out of Iraq. Stan Jones wants the government out of your life. He suggests that government can never create jobs, only obstruct business. Jones proposes the introduction of a sales tax and the elimination of all other taxes. He believes all education nomically and believes investing in education is the beginning of catching up. He would like to see 75 percent of tuition costs state paid and only 25 percent as the students responsibility. Bohlinger said that greater investments in technical schools and universities will produce a well educated workforce, therefore creating economic opportunity for investors. Bohlinger is opposed to I147 and supports homosexual union, not marriage. He says an obstacle is getting Montanans to believe in Montana. Bohlinger asserts that once in office, he and Brian Schweitzer will energize the people in our state and create jobs and economic opportunities. For more information on these and other candidates, www.votesmart.org is an invaluable resource. Dont slough your social responsibilities! The only way to make the voice of the college student heard in Washington is to stop giving them your stinky armpit and start giving them your vote!

If you have ever legally gambled, rented and/or purchased pornography or purchased tobacco products, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. That is, I mean, if you havent voted as well. Unless MSUB has any child prodigies enrolled

Stan Jones Libertarian Candidate for Governor. Photo by Olivia Stief

here, all students on campus are eligible to vote (except for all you felons, of course). Statistically however, only about 30 percent of the college aged electorate are voting. Whatever has held you back in the past is just an excuse. And remember what your high school geometry teacher said, Excuses are like armpits: we all have two and they all stink. He was right and if not having crucial information was your stinky armpit, um, excuse, stop using it!! ASMSU-B recently sponsored a weeklong Political Action Fair. The event, Your Vote, Your Voice, ran from Sept. 27 to Oct. 1 and opened with a lunch and forum with gubernatorial candidates from three parties.

Bob Kelleher Green Party Candidate for Governor. Photo by Olivia Stief

John Bohlinger Democratic Candidate for Lt. Governor. Photo by Olivia Stief

should be privatized and supports instruction via internet for K-12 and distance learning for college courses. Jones is in favor of I-147 and contends that taxes should be equal regardless of marital status. He vowed to take a fresh look at government and that if elected the only bottom line [would be] the freedoms of the people. John Bohlinger says his and Brian Schweitzers administration will be transparent like none seen before. He stated that they have plans to work together and build a bridge between Republican and Brian Schweitzer Democratic Democratic Party lines. Bohlinger is Candidate for Governor. Photo tired of Montana being passed by eco- courtesy of Operation Schweitzer
nature, not mining pits, Schweitzer said the negative repercussions far outweigh any financial benefits. Schweitzers first 100 days in office would begin by building ethanol plants around the state. Doing so would allow grain fed cattle to be raised in state, generating and keeping revenue in Montana. Schweitzer promised to work with the Public Service Commissioner to harness wind energy in our state. He said the resource lacking is leadership with regard to power supply. Schweitzer spoke of implementing a performance review for Montanas $1 billion budget. Within this plan, independent financial advisors challenge every existing expense and brainstorm for a more economical alternative. To ensure continued feedback once elected, Schweitzer plans to set a virtual suggestion box where the person with the months best idea would be awarded $1 thousand and a medal. Schweitzer wants to pass an open container law prohibiting the possession of an open alcoholic beverage in a moving vehicle. Also important to Schweitzer is more education at a younger age about Indian culture in Montana. Brian Schweitzer has traveled the world and believes that Montana has the best quality of life. He suggests that working together and understanding our neighbors better is the future of Montana. Schweitzer concedes that the people of Montana need leadership that brings people together.

Pizza with Schweitzer

Brian Schweitzer, Democratic gubernatorial hopeful, visited MSU-Billings Sunday Oct. 3. Over pizza, Schweitzer spoke to a group of about 20 people in the SUB, followed by a question and answer session. Schweitzers campaign has been unorthodox in that his running mate is Republican John Bohlinger. The grandson of immigrants, neither of Schweitzers own parents finished high school. However, he and all five of his siblings are college graduates. He is committed to helping other Montanans realize their dreams of higher education. Citing our technical schools tuition as the highest in the nation, Schweitzer pledged to stop tuition hikes. He also favors a 100 percent tax deduction on student loans for people who remain in state following graduation. Schweitzer wants to make it easier for young people to stay in Montana. When asked about I-147, which would repeal a ban on cyanide heap mining, Schweitzer encouraged all to vote no. Citing his Masters Degree in soil science, he stated that the environmental implications are unjustified. Adding that tourists come to our state to enjoy wildlife and

A Look Into the Associated Students of MSU-B

Over the next several issues The Retort will be profiling the members of ASMSU-B. Here are the first four members for the 2004-2005 school year. Adam Lucido, President, is a Senior with a double major in Business Management and Mass Communications: What made you become a representative? I transferred from Rocky where I felt kind of segregated in the aviation program. When I transferred to MSU a new world opened up. I saw so many opportunities to get involved. I was inducted into the senate, and less than a week later I knew this was what I wanted to do. Its my passion. What issues involving students do you focus on? As president I need to represent the students, and this year the issue is tuition. There is a programShared Leadership for Stronger Montana Economythats working on this. They have basically six initiatives which are, among other things, to ormaking a difference. Theres a lot more to student government than people realize. I especially like to see the students reap the benefits from what they put into the system, such as childcare scholarships and many other noteworthy events. What would you say to the students in general about getting involved? You have the best opportunity to get to know the university and to make a difference. Ruby Chunkapura, Senator at Large is a Junior with a Public Relations major and minor in Business Administration: What made you become a student senator? Well, I was fresh. I didnt know anyone. Adam Lucido got me involved. I got to know more people, but sometimes it takes me a volved with the senate, just get involved. Get to know people. Its just better to get involved [with the system.] Robert Sparks is a Student senator for the College of Technology. He is in his first year, second semester, Com Systems Tech: Why did you become a representative? I was strong-armed.

Elwood English - Legal Services Why did you come to work for ASMSU? I had a lot of experience with college students. I was tired of some of the things I had to do in my previous practice. I enjoyed being on campus and its just a calm, pleasant way to earn a living. What are the most common types of cases you give advice about? Divorce and childcare, which is not common to college settings. On average in most colleges and universities it is landlord-tenant cases. The reason for that is we are a nontraditional school, theres not much change in housing between semesters. We offer the cheapest divorce in the state of Montana, as long as the issues are resolved out of court. Otherwise I help students out with documents such as wills, promissory notes, and other paperwork. What do you like about your position at ASMSU? I like working with students. I like political action week. And like I said before its a way to earn a living pleasantly. What would you say to students who are in need of legal advice? Really, come see me. The advice is free with some exceptions. Deal with the issues soon. When in doubt, Id rather they come in and ask than have to sort out a worse situation later.

Robert Sparks - Senator - COT There was a need for a COT representative and I saw it as a way to become more involved as a whole What issues do you focus on? Students needs, wants, and concerns. What do you like about being a senator? I like to help those starting out. I was overwhelmed when I came back to school. I was a nervous wreck, but there were people that helped me work through it. Now I want to do the same for others just starting out or starting over. I like working with people. I like listening to their opinions and sometimes voicing my own. What would you say to the students in general about getting involved? To get something done, youve got to get involved. Elwood English, Attorney for Student Legal Services provides legal advice to students. He is currently taking a history class and teaching business law:

Ruby Chunkapura - Senator while to remember names. What issues do you focus on? I focus on a lot of things. Whatever comes my way, I look at it and research it. Right now its financial aid, loans, and getting students involved. What do you like about being a senator? I like meeting Adam Lucido - President people. You learn a lot from all the people you work with. Everyone has ganize the U system, improve access different qualities and different per[to the Universities], and hopefully sonalities and you learn from that. bring money into the state. What would to say the stuWhat do you like most about dents in general about getting inbeing in ASMSU? The impact of volved? You dont have to be in-

Sporkman

By Dan Hansen

From Around The World To Billings Montana

This year, MSU-Billings welcomes 12 brand new international students from countries as diverse as Finland, Japan, and Germany. The following is a configuration of interviews, each conducted separately, with Harue Ishida (Kumamoto, Japan), Kenshi Takaki (Kumamoto, Japan), Asuka Hayashida (Kumamoto, Japan), and Valria Krizsk (Altstadt, Germany). Nicole Maas: Did you find English difficult to learn? AH: Yes, pretty much. When I studied it in Japan, we focused on reading, writing, and grammar and not really speaking. Its difficult [at times] to converse with people. Valria Krizsk: We started learning it in fifth grade [in Germany]. Nicole Maas: Did you study any other languages in school? Valria Krizsk: Yes, I speak French. I had seven years of French. I also had one and one half years of Left: Rie Kasuga, Right: Harue Ishida. Photo courtesy of Intl Studies Office Spanish. Nicole Maas: What do you like people here have tattoos on their bel- You dont have to hand in hometo do here? In Billings, I mean. lies. work. [The attitude of most profesHarue Ishida: I like meeting Nicole Maas: No tattoos in sors is] either you sit down and work Japan? or you dont, and if you dont, make Asuka Hayashida: Well, there sure that you pass the final exam at are some people who have them, but the end of every semester. not nearly as many as here in Harue Ishida: And people eat America. and drink in the classroom. Nicole Maas: And piercings? Asuka Hayashida: The food is Asuka Hayashida: There are very different. It is a lot sweeter here. some who have them. More are [It contains] lots of fat. Above: Kenshi Takaki starting to appear. Nicole Maas: What is your fa- Below: Asuka Hayashida Photos courtesy of International Studies Kenshi Takaki: People [here] vorite food? kill flies with their hands. Asuka Hayashida: I like Office Nicole Maas: You dont do that in Japan? Kenshi Takaki: No! We use paper or something. Not hands. Valria Krizsk: For me, the most difficult thing to adjust to was food, because here [there is] a lot of junk food, and if youwant to eat healthy, you have to spend a huge amount of money. A pineapple for seven or eight dollars! Valria Krizsk (Germany) Photo courtesy of Valria Krizsk Nicole Maas: How else does your country differ from America? friends and also [Im] interested in Harue Ishida: Everythingaleducation. most everythingis bigger than in Kenshi Takaki: Im interested Japan. in the culture [here]. I want to talk Valria Krizsk: I found it quite to many people. funny to see how some Americans Asuka Hayashida: I want to dress. Lets say, a mini skirt and fur enjoy nature. I went to Yellowstone boots. Its like, okay, she couldnt Park. It was great. decide. [And] males wear white Nicole Maas: What is the socks and sandals and baseball caps strangest thing about us? I mean, wherever they goeven if they are when you came here, did you see going to a more serious event. someone, an American, do someNicole Maas: What about colthing and you thought to yourself, Oh look! Thats WEIRD! Harue Ishida: When I went into [a] bathroom, I was so surprised, because I saw someones feet. Nicole Maas: Someones feet? Harue Ishida: Yeah. In Japan, the walls [of the stalls] are longer. Asuka Hayashida: More lege life? How is it different here? Asuka Hayashida: We dont have so much homework [in Japan]. We usually only study like, right before a test. Not so much in between. Valria Krizsk: The professors [in Germany] dont really care if you do your homework or not. sashimi. It is raw fish. Nicole Maas: Like sushi. Asuka Hayashida: Yes, like sushi. Nicole Maas: How about American movies? Do you watch them in your country? Asuka Hayashida: I watched American movies. But we see them three or four months after Americans do. And now I dont have to wait! Nicole Maas: And music? Harue Ishida: My roommate loves country music. So we listen to that all the time. Nicole Maas: Do you like any Japanese artists? Musical artists? Asuka Hayashida: I like Ak. Shes a songwriter, singer, and producer. She works in New York now. Shes getting popular in New York.

College Students at High Risk for Depression

Fall classes commenced at MSU-B in September. This means that many students already trying to juggle jobs and family now have the added stress of classes, assignments, and TESTS. Many students dont have to deal with supporting a family, but instead are away from home for the first time embarking on a new life. Most students find that overwhelming initially, says to Judy Silverman, M.S., mental health counselor at MSU-Billings. She adds that while it is exciting, it can also be stressful, and it is normal to have these feelings. All this stress may lead to depression. Unfortunately not everyone suffering from depression realizes that they are in its grip, and if they do they dont seek help. Some people will come in for other symptoms, not realizing they are suffering from depression, according to Darla TylerMcSherry, M.S., health educator at MSU-Billings. We want to let people know that if they are feeling lousy maybe they should come in, she adds. Student Health Services consists of physicians, nurses, counselors, and health educators who are there for the students. The Health Services Staff work as a team to evaluate and decide what the best treatment will be. That may include the use of anti-depressants. Students are not treated and forgotten; they have followup appointments to ensure the course of treatment is correct, and if medication is prescribed, that it is the right choice of medication for that student. Sometimes people try to struggle through depression by themselves, but this may not be the best course of action. Left untreated, symptoms can persist for nine months to a year, says Judy Silverman, with treatment, people respond within weeks. Depression is the leading reason that students come to see us, says Darla. If you think someone you know may be suffering from depression she suggests sitting down and talking to them, expressing concern, and not being judgmental. Do not take on the roll as therapist, she emphasizes, just listen. If you suspect that you or someone you know suffers from depression, do not hesitate to seek help. Student Health Services is there for the students use and anyone taking seven credits or more is automatically assessed a $47.50 fee for health services. Anyone taking less than seven credits, who may want to take advantage of the health services offered, can go to the business office, pay the fee, and bring the receipt back to the Student Health Services Office.

Do you need professional help? persistent sad, anxious, or empty mood feelings of hopelessness, pessimism, guilt, worthlessness, and helplessnes loss of interest or pleasure in ordinary activities, ranging from schoolwork to sex sleep disturbances (e.g., insomnia or oversleeping) eating disturgances (e.g., decreased or increased appetite and weight) decreased energy, fatigue, and feeling slowed down thoughts of death or suicide; suicide attempts increased restlessness and irritability difficulty concentrating, remembering, and making decisions physical symptomssuch as headaches, digestive disorders, and chronic painthat dont respond to medical treatment What causes depression? The breakup of a friendship or romance divorce or family separation death of a loved one academic or financial stress unrealistic standards and assumptions lack of effective coping skills a feeling of not getting enough love or support from parents or other important people (Obtained from NIMH and ACHA)

Well, we are almost one month into the new semester and our campus police have been busy cleaning up the usual messes, as well as dealing with a couple of fairly disturbing occurrences. Heres the skinny: 7-7 A prominent, local artist had one of her paintings stolen from the College of Business. The painting is of a fish with the predominant color being green. If anyone has seen this painting hanging in someones dorm room, or anywhere else for that matter, please dont hesitate to contact the campus police. 8-17 A theft was reported in the library. 8-21 A theft occurred on the roof of the P.E. building when hoodlums climbed up after a private contracting crew had

left for the day. A generator was stolen and BPD was notified. 8-21 Theft and vehicle damage was reported in the Normal parking lot. A criminal mischief report was filed after a house on Mountain View Blvd. was egged. The actual egg was taken in as evidence by BPD for processing. It seems CSI has moved to Billings. 9-25 It was a busy night for campus police with three separate alcohol violations. One person was sent to detox, while warnings were given to the others. Quite busy for a Sunday evening. Remember, students that are over 21 and live on campus can have alcohol in their rooms. however, please keep in mind that if you are caught contributing to a minor, you may face up to $500 in fines and 6 months in jail.

A quick heads up- campus police will be cracking down on cars that do not heed to the stop signs located in the middle of the Rimrock parking lot, so try to be more conscious of them. If you observe, or are a victim of a criminal act, contact

campus police at 657-2147. Anybody that has any questions or concerns about campus security can access the Jeanne Clery Disclosure of Campus Security Policy and Campus Crime Statistics Act at www.msubillings.edu/ security .

Its almost as though I never left. In my first installation of Dorm Daze I would like to set the boundaries for this article, they are: offer my own collegiate experience, discuss others peoples current and past experiences, explain nothing, say everything, and literally let it hang out, wow that sounds bad. I mean, literally like have fun with words, and not hang out with the wang out. Oh yeah and from now on I may refer to myself as your captain, so get your Vitamin C; its time to sail. I did two years upstate, at the real MSU-B in Bozeman. The first was spent in South Hedges, for any of you who know, its no North Hedges. My second year was spent on 2 nd floor Roskie Hall. Thats right, the Roskie Hall. This place was so bad that the RAs were on crack, no joke. Oh they did rounds all right, but it was more like an afternoon jog through the building. Maybe it was not so bad, seriously, what are they gonna bust you for. I passed, I survived; unlike others who took different ways out. Through it all, we attempt to find our own way. Its supposed to be difficult. It is through this column, I will reflect. My first interview for this epoch was with a gentleman that I caught slipping. He was just up

from a mid-afternoon nap, heading down to get a bite in the very local food parlor. When BAM!! I jump out from behind the soda machine and start throwing questions. Again, I think youll agree, theyre tough ones. I liked this guy right away. His demeanor said he was all aboard the ship. The Fireplace Lounge was where he was interrogated. His responses were characteristic of my own experiences, as well as friends of mine. He was perfect for the first issue of Big DDs. Name, Floor, Hometown: Kevin Scott, 7th Floor Petro, Minneapolis, Minnesota. Major: Art Aspires: He wants to design basketball video games, or any kind of video games. Well, I think he meant besides crappy wrestling games and Wishy Washy for the Eye Toy tm on PS2. Your view of the dorm is: Nice, Bed Okay, closets to yourself, computers, sink shelf, and a desk. Your Captain: Maybe Ill move back in, this is sounding good to that living on your own lecture. His general feeling about the dorms is positive, to which I had only one response: Wait. Over time you will break down and living there will take every waking moment that used to be good, and make it bad. Sleep will be something kids stop joking about and mothers wont be able to get

through the phone lines. What is the general mood of the floor? Sometimes quiet and sometimes noisy. People are getting along, it sounds like it because they listen to the same types of music. On his floor, rap and rock are the most listened to. YC: Well I should hope so, this isnt exactly Berkeley. Im interested in what kinds of rap. I would consider myself a rap enthusiast, and always looking for some new crazy beats. Anyway, your captains lost. Aaahhh yes, Kevin. What are weekends like? Quiet, because people leave. Its a dry campus, so people are forced to leave. YC: I am telling you people, you have to stay here on the weekends. Going back to see your honey bear, isnt always worth it. Some of the best times on campus, and in town, happen on the weekends. Food: Meal plan idea is good, food variety lacking, need new stuff, new sandwiches. YC: It is here that all college kids align. No one has ever truly liked the food; its just something you tell yourself to make the stomach pains go away. I could go on for great lengths on the perils of eating the same foods day after day, but you already know. Trust me, by the time of your fourth semester, limbs start

looking good. Does your floor have gettogethers? Yes, they have picnics, and BBQs, and these things are good. YC: I think the previous question explains why these are so good. I spent only a few minutes with Kevin, but I have to say it took me back. Thanks again Kevin, I appreciate your time. I will be adding other interviews in the following weeks. From here on out its all or less than all. No story comes easy, but it sure helps when I can spout off at a whim. The dorms can offer great stories, and I am going to find them. So, beware fellow students, because Im lurking, and I want your story. LAND HO, is called out from above, it must be time to pitch the anchor.

Future designer of Madden 2010, a.k.a. Kevin Scott. Photo by Dennis Elliott

Sarah

Keller

Joins

MSU-B

Faculty
media use and reproductive behavior, and internet studies. Keller is interested in bringing some new courses to MSU-B concerning public health and media issues. She wants to introduce a variety of courses dealing with health communications programs, social marketing, educating the public on health issues, and public relations dealing with health related issues. Although Keller admits it is hard to create new programs and incorporate fresh ideas, she feels that MSU-B is fertile ground for academic expansion. MSU-B didnt just hire a new teacher. They hired a highly educated, progressive thinking and acting, enthusiastic professor with a great attitude about living in Montana, working with Montanans, and bringing fresh material for our learning and enjoyment.

MSU-B is lucky Sarah Keller loves outdoor activities because that is the main reason she chose to move to Montana. Keller is the new professor in the Communications Department. She is currently teaching Applied Communications, Public Relations, and Research Methods. Keller is originally from Cambridge, Mass. She earned a BA at Wesleyan University, went to graduate school at Columbia University, and got her Ph.D. at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. Keller comes from an academically gifted family, so it is no surprise she is a scholar herself. Her father is a professor emeritus at Stanford University and her mother is a professor at MIT. Her parents were not completely surprised at Kellers de-

cision to move to Montana because they are used to her adventurous nature. Keller, who always had a dream of moving out west where she could bike, run, and ski without dealing with traffic for an hour, finally acted on her dream and applied for a job with the MSU-B Communications Department. After being accepted, she didnt hesitate to pack up and move west. Keller thinks MSU-B will be a great fit for her and feels the other faculty members are enthusiastic to have her as well. MSU-B faculty and students should be excited to have Keller on staff as she has many ideas for research and expansion in the Communications Department. Keller started as a journalist and just didnt feel that she could make a difference in any way. She then got a job at Population Communications In-

ternational in New York, designing and implementing studies to monitor and evaluate radio serial dramas in developing countries to promote public health objectives. It was there she became interested in public health. Keller has done research focusing on examining the effectiveness of health communication efforts using a variety of media and topics. Some examples of her research include content analyses on anorexia treatment messages on the Internet and STD prevention web sites for teenagers, impact evaluations of girls empowerment programs, and educational messages targeted at nurses. Other areas she would like to continue researching are mass media effects on adolescent sexual behavior and relationship beliefs, health communication, media effects on society, adolescent

John Travolta and Joaquin Phoenix in Ladder 49

Jack Morrison, played by Joaquin Phoenix, is trapped in one of the worst fires he has ever been in. During the movie he has flashbacks of all he has been through. His experience starts as a rookie in a fire house run by Captain Mike Kennedy played by John Travolta. He quickly bonds with the rest of the firefighters, as they play small pranks on him, and on each other. Life at the fire house is portrayed realistically. We get to see what other aspects of life firefighters go through as well. Besides saving peoples lives without thought of their own, we see what goes on in their home lives. Getting married, having kids, seeing fellow firefighters fall, are a glimpse of emotion portrayed throughout the show. The wifes struggle with the worry of seeing her husband returning home, and the kids, and wondering if their dad is in pain is the drama we see on the big screen. All these memories are what keeps Jack going as his comrades of Ladder 49 try to get him out of the blazing building. If you like action-packed movies with purely action this movie isnt for you. If you are into real-life drama and real-life heroes you should consider bringing a box of tissues with you. I definitely needed them. This movie was directed like a documentary, as opposed to a blockbuster thriller. Although the fires were flashy and exciting, the majority of this was simply a Hollywood illusion. Some of the actions performed by the actors arent necessarily proper fire procedure, yet add to the excitement. If you want to see this movie for the cinematography, wait until it comes out on video. A commonly asked question in this movie is, Why do firefighters run into burning buildings, while everyone else is running out of them? If you dont already know this answer, I would suggest watching this movie, but I wouldnt go racing to the theatre. Over all I give this PG-13 movie a B-. Check your local listings for more movie information.

Captain Mike Kennedy (John Travolta, right) mobilizes his team to rescue their trapped comrade in the new film Ladder 49. Photo Credit:Ron Phillips. 2004 Buena Vista Pictures Distribution

Making The Best Out Of A Bad Situation

Anderson Makes Large Contribution to
as Ruler of the Universe, Eric was full of promise artistically, and militarily. Eric finally found his feet in recent years with his two primary passions, art and the military. Two very different roads to travel, but both very fulfilling for him claimed Robert M. Anderson, his father, in his song eulogy. After much shock and discussion, the ASL recognizes that an opportunity has arisen with the inheritance money to go towards scholarships in his name, hopefully as soon as next fall semester begins. This not only brings new openings to students pursuing a passion in the art field, but also keeps his memory alive. What will be required to be granted this scholarship is still in discussion, and will be decided later on this semester. The ASL, as well as some faculty, are pursuing the idea of contributing towards his memory on campus. Personally I didnt have the privilege of meeting the self-proclaimed Ruler of the Universe, but from talking to people who knew Eric Robert Anderson, I am the one that lost out by not knowing him, says Jake Sorensen, a current art student and ASL member. Questions have been brought to the faculty about renaming the Student Gallery on campus after him, not only for recognizing the tragedy of his death as a student at MSU-B, but also showing gratitude towards the inheritance and new opportunities he now opened for the future. Renaming the Student Gallery as the Eric Robert Anderson Gallery would not only be a memorial to Eric but it would also give the Student Gallery a greater

ASL

Shocking news hit the Art Student League (ASL) as well as the campus. Eric Robert Anderson, a well-admired art student and member of the ASL, died on July 3, 2004, at the age of 22, leaving a large sum of money to the ASL. Eric Ruler of the Universe Anderson, was tragically killed in a car wreck near Columbus, just hours before Independence Day, and had left part of his life insurance to the Art Students League of Montana State University-Billings. Eric was a student pursuing a degree in art, an active member of the Art Students League and Dead School, Army National Guard Master Sergeant, and so much more to so many people. Eric was very involved in the Art Students League. His dedication to the organization is shown in his donation to the ASL. He also was the first gallery director in the College of Business. Self titled

identity. The ASL voted unanimously to have the idea brought before the faculty where it currently is tabled until a later date. Where Eric is now, watching down on us, he can realize the success of his short life by noting the tearsSundays exceptional rain seemed to be Gods tears, says Peter Whitson Warren (faculty at MSU-B) at his funeral. Although Eric is gone, he has now left the opportunity for art students to take advantage of the new scholarships that are in his name. Eric will never be replaced. The ASL will always be grateful for the contribution he left for the school before and after he died.

Fosse: Touring Version Just Doesnt Sizzle Like Original

On Tuesday, Sept. 28, the award winning musical Fosse graced the stage of the Alberta Bair Theater. For those of you who do not know who Bob Fosse was, lets just say he won a Tony, an Oscar, and an Emmy all in the same year. Fosse was a genius in that he took all the attributes that made him an average dancer, capitalized on them, and created a unique style unlike any other. Inverted feet, slumped shoulders, broken wrists, and excessive hip movements are all trademarks of the Fosse style. In 1973, when he became the only man in history to win three prestigious awards, these trademarks were cutting edge. Now, however, in the year 2004, as with so many aspects in show business, Fosses style has been over done, over exposed, and basically neutralized. To someone who has never seen a Fosse show, the musical was quite entertaining, but too anyone who has seen the films and television specials Fosse choreographed and directed the Broadway cast of Fosse, the musical at the Alberta Bair on Sept. 28, was less than satisfactory. While the singers and dancers in the original Broadway cast of Fosse were able to overcome the iconic stature of Fosses original casts in his movies, musicals, and television specials, the cast that I saw was quite incapable of it. Watching a very talented, but not incredibly charismatic singer/ dancer, singing Bye Bye Blackbird had me thinking, but shes just not Liza. Likewise, watching The Rich Mans Frug had me longing for Ann Reinkingss long legs and Ben Vereens wide smile. While Steam Heat was done exactly as it had been choreographed for Pajama Game, it just didnt

Behind the Scenes of Fosse

Photo taken from Alberta Bair Theatre Play Bill

have the same sizzle. The Fosse style of dancing is just that, style. His style does not have a strong technical base, but relies on precision and exaggerated style to pull it off. Perhaps because these dancers were most likely not even born when Fosse was choreographing or maybe because it is too easy to compare them with the best, they seemed rather generic. There is no excuse for an unbent wrist or anything less than a completely isolated pelvic movement in a Fosse show. In Fosse, I saw

both. I am not saying that Fosse the musical was not enjoyable, but seeing his unique style done in an average way was certainly disappointing. Bob Fosse was known as a perfectionist and a unique individual. By putting out multiple touring companies doing his work, it has become generalized and ordinary, something Fosse never was. I heard someone in the girls restroom say, I dont think he would have liked it. That pretty much says it all.

Its not everyday someone gets to see a production performed live on stage, and this alone is quite an experience, but to see what goes on backstage seldom happens. I had the opportunity to be a stage hand at the Fosse production held at the Alberta Bair Theatre, on Sept. 28 of this year. At 7:30a.m., the set crew awaits as the trucks are due to arrive. By 7:45a.m. the first of two semi-trucks roll up to the back doors of the theatre. It takes nearly an hour to unload each truck of plywood, two by fours, nails, and other assorted materials. Now the real fun begins. Set managers bark out orders of where each item is to be placed; hammering away, and hoping to get done before the performers rehearsal. Inch by inch the set is being made. While the stage crew is busy constructing the stage, other crew members are helping the performers with their costumes. The helpers placed dancers attire in the appropriate places to alleviate confusion. When everything is complete and the performers are done with rehearsal, it is an anxious wait until curtain time. During the performance we all watch as our hard work pays off. Hearing applause at the end of a well done show brings a sense of pride. This was something spectacular to be a part of, and I would encourage anyone who enjoys theatre, or just getting their hands dirty to contact the Alberta Bair Theatre and volunteer.

Sporkman

By Dan Hansen

Hot Fuss Bears Cool Tracks by The Killers

Could strong, powerful, guitardriven rock be making a comeback? Is it possible that the synthesizerdriven, danceable beats of the music I loved two decades ago be coming around full circle to turn on a new generation of fans who were born when true alternative music was at its peak? Well, its possible. The Killers debut album Hot Fuss has first taken Europe by storm, and is now reawakening America with its swirling, tormented lyrics, 80s style glam guitars, and synthesizer. Hailing from Las Vegas, the band is comprised of singer-keyboardist Brandon Flowers, guitarist Dave Keuning, bassist Mark Stoermer, and drummer Ronnie Vannucci. Think of The Killers as the lovechild of a crazy night with The Cure, The Smiths, Duran Duran, and The New York Dolls. Their music is really catchy and actually has more than three chords! Their songs run the gamut, from the one that I cant get out of my head Somebody Told Me, to the anthemic, gospel choir included All These Things That Ive Done, to the just plain silly Andy, Youre A Star. Frankly, it is refreshing to hear new music, period. I realize that there is an occasional gem that gets unearthed in the minefield of mainstream music, but that doesnt seem to happen very often. Growing up, I had to endure the wrath of my mothers constant turn that crap down! I vowed to never be closed minded. I pledged to remain hip for as long as I had two of em, (hips, that is). Well, enough about how thoroughly uncool Ive become. This is about the music! If youre craving some real, bare-boned rock-n-roll, then Hot Fuss is an album that wont let you down.

Cover Art by Seth Goldfarb of Flash Photonica

From Here toThere:Tips to KeepingYour Long Distance Relationship Running

So, as college begins and your life takes a turn in the opposite direction of what you would call normal, you are forced to say see ya later to your main squeeze, summer fling, or life long boyfriend. The real test to a relationship: can we survive the distance and adjust to the over the phone couple status? While many people choose to call it quits or move to the only friends status, there are a few of you who decide to tough it out and see if true love can survive the miles and miles of highway that lie between the two of you. Is this healthy, normal, or even sane? It can be for just the right type of people, and no, not just those who have been dating for what seems like 10 years. Anyone can survive a long distance relationship. If you are in a long distance relationship then you will agree when I say that trust is the master key to the whole thing. You dont necessarily have to talk on the phone every night, because, that can become annoying and just complicate things even more than they already are. If you trust the person you are in the relationship with you and they trust you, then talking every other day or just a couple times a week is fine. Try writing a letter or sending an email. It doesnt need to be filled with mushy little sayings or accompanied by x-rated photos of you. Make it simple and sweet, almost as if you were never apart. Dont doubt the things that he/she is saying and make sure that you dont make assumptions about what they are doing. Like I said, trust is the most crucial and important factor. Another tip I have for you is keep things on the bright side. Dont dwell on the fact that you are far away from each other, and definitely do not talk about how long you will have to wait until you see each other again. Talk about your day and what you have planned. Say things like see you soon or discuss your next planned trip to see each other. This will give you something to look forward to. Discuss how your classes are going or how your job is. Mention new friends that you may have met or old mutual friends that you may be hanging out with. The third piece of advice is keep pictures with you at all times and make sure that you have a well endowed supply: pictures of you both on a date, at prom, at a party, or whatever. Like the saying goes, pictures are worth a thousand words. The pictures are something that you can share with people you meet, friends, or just keep them close for your own personal memorabilia. A picture in your purse/wallet, your dorm room/house, or in your car will make the distance seem less then it actually is. If the distance is just too much to endure then try going to school closer to the one you love. Maybe even try planning college together. This may seem like too much for some people, but distance can also help strengthen a relationship. Keep in mind that if you do go to college together you will most likely not see much of each other, unless you are very co-dependent and take all the same classes. This can be unhealthy and lead to a quick break-up. Some people may prefer to use tools such as porn or vibrators to help in the substitution of an absent loved one. This technique may not be the best .Your partner may not approve and find you to be disgusting, making you even less attractive than before. This could lead to just another problem that your relationship will have to face. Something else to keep in mind is the fact that some people become addicted to porn. This is not something most people find attractive. Your boyfriend or girlfriend is already dealing with the distance issue; dont add dating a porn addict to the list. These tools may seem like more of a problem than a solution. So, when dealing with a long distance relationship that you want to last until the end of time, I suggest gaining some serious trust. Make sure that before the two of you part ways, or in most of your cases, have already parted ways, that you are on the same page. You need to have the same goals in a relationship and head in the same direction. Trust each other. This is again the most important quality the two of you can possess. If you love each other, that love should last no matter how far apart you are, even if you are here in Billings and your significant other is in Spain.

The Bradbury Press Returns to MSU-Billings

As students walked through the SUB, the sound of music could be heard everywhere. That sound was Mardi Gras. MSU-B was host to a fun-filled evening that was tapped off by a dance. Despite little turn out, the guests of honor, The Bradbury Press, an alternative/pop band from Seattle, tried their hardest to lighten the crowd up and help them get to their feet. The Bradbury Press consists of four talented musicians: Darren Golden, lead vocalist and lead acoustic; Dave Brewer, lead guitar and vocal; Travis Hartman, bass guitar and back up vocal; and Greg Garcia, percussion. The band played songs from their debut album, as well as a few cover songs. Golden said they got their name from a local icon no one knows about in Seattle. Their first and debut album Hanscom was released in October of 2002. As of February 25 the album became available at Hastings for $10. The CD is also available on the website www.thebradburypress.com or at www.cdbaby.com. If you want to preview the cd before you buy, visit their website where there are more popular tracks are available. The band, who credits the influences of Dave Matthews Band, Counting Crows, and Shawn Mullins for their sound, reminded me exactly of all three. The tracks off of their first album were played and Bouncing Ball seemed to be the crowd favorite. Sweet Home Alabama, a Lynard Skynard cover, got the crowd dancing. They played a few of their newer songs that will be offered on their second CD, which will be released in the fall of this year. From the Hanscom album we heard such tracks as Rain, Walking, and Daydreaming Song. These songs were great and well absorbed by the audience. After a brief intermission the crowd seemed to thin out a little, but despite the lack of people they went on to play more of their catchy melodies. MSU-B Freshman Jessica Deleonardo said, Theyre great. Its a different kind of music; its not what you hear on the radio. Following the concert, the band took time to mingle with the students and answered questions. They also gave out a few complimentary copies of their CD and were more than willing to autograph them. They also added everyone who was interested to their mailing list so that they could send updates about the band, upcoming concerts, and release dates. Students who attended the first concert and for those of you interested in music: The Bradbury Press returns soon. On Oct. 28 Bradbury Press will headline the Halloween Dance. The dance is scheduled for the SUB ballroom at 8p.m. and is hosted by RHA and SAB. For a night that is sure to be filled with fun, music, and laughter, everyone should put on their costumes and dancing shoes and come out to hear the alternative sounds of Bradbury Press.

MembersofBradburyPressfromleftGregGarcia,DaveBrewer, TravisHartman,andDarrenGolden Photo courteous of www.bradburypress.com

Artspace
Artspace is a place where you can get a cup of coffee, a bite to eat, and an opportunity to meet new and interesting people. Though now, in a smaller location, Artspace is still accommodating to art, poetry, and self-expression in the largest of emphasis. The young and the old both enjoy sharing and purchasing works of art and expression. With an open mind on diversity, many walks of life can enjoy the elaborate atmosphereand warm hospitality from the staff and owners. Every night of the week has something for people to enjoy. Monday nights, people can hear the expressions of poetry from anyone willing to share. Individuals may have sad, angry, or even sonnets to share, but all are held equal. Tuesdays are a time to have a cup of coffee, and challenge an opponent to a game of cards. Hearts and Rummy seem to be the favorite games, but you can see games such as Yu-Gi-Oh and Magic also being played.

Opens
Wednesdays are a special treat. Local musicians gather round and play to their hearts content. You can hear jazz, grunge rock, folk, and just about any other style of music. It is a unique experience. If you are feeling like you want to debate, Thursday nights are for you. Fireside Chat is something that was established for people to discuss important issues of our time: controversial issues such as abortion and euthanasia, or something as simple as the latest book or movie. Friday and Sunday you can enjoy micro-cinemas. Foreign films or even local B-list movies can be viewed on the small screen. You can enjoy viewing, then discussing the movie afterwards. To come in and enjoy this fun filled environment, you need to at least purchase one dollar of merchandise. This rule is set to prevent loitering, and keep income going into the business. On the menu at Artspace, you will find, of course coffee and espresso, salsa and chips, ice cream, sandwiches, and the best chili you will ever encounter. Artspace ac-

In

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Location
If you need a place to study or if you want to discover one of Billings hidden cultural treasures, come visit Artspaces new location at 2719 1st Ave. North, and keep the spirit of art and expression alive.

cepts cash and local checks only. Hours of operation for Artspace are Monday-Thursday, 7a.m.-10p.m., Friday and Saturday, 10a.m.-12a.m., Sunday, 2p.m.10p.m.

Artspace, located at 2719 1st Ave. N. in Billings. ( Photo by Niki Porter)

Lady Yellowjackets Show Determination With A 2-1 Win

After a 6-10-1 record last year, the Montana State University - Billings Lady Yellowjackets exploded into the 2004 season with a record of 8-3-1. The Lady Yellowjackets have been ranked as high as 9th in the NSCAA Far West Region. Led by five seniors: Candy Cherry, Laura Trinkle, Stephanie Clark, Margot Merrill-Johnson, and Megan Beckstead, the Lady Yellowjackets defeated University of MinnesotaCrookston (2-0) and Northern State (2-1) this last weekend at the Second Annual Futbol Frenzy Weekend, hosted at the College of Technology. Newcomer Brittney Sandau (freshman) starting forward is showing great potential. She joins Candy Cherry, Ally Taylor, and Alyssa Wolfer in the front. This years team shows great strength and should breathe some life into MSU-B Womens Soccer. Sundays game against Northern State proved the Lady Yellowjackets determination and hard work could lift them to a 2-1 win with 15 seconds left in the second overtime period. The goal came from a corner kick by Kelsey Vinnage to Margot Merrill-Johnson. This was the third game in the last two weeks against a ranked team. Sophomore goal keeper Megan Plank had four saves in Sundays Game. The Lady Yellowjackets have been playing very well this season, with great all around play in all positions. There are five seniors, two juniors, seven sophomores, and seven freshmen on this years squad; so the Yellowjackets look to remain strong in the future. With a loss of Senior Stephanie Clark at the Seattle Pacific game; freshman Abby Bennett from Livingston has stepped up strong in the mid-field. Senior Margot Merrill-Johnson leads the Lady Yellowjackets with 6 goals, followed closely by Ali Taylor (soph). and Alyssa Wolfer (soph). Freshman Brittney Sandau led the assist category with 4. Ali Taylor seems to lead the Lady Yellowjackets with 26 shots on goal. Goal keeper Megan Plank has played 12 games, allowed 14 goals, and saved 60 shots on goal. This 2004 Lady Yellowjackets soccer team seems to be in the business of working hard and winning games; at this pace they could be on track to setting school records and dominating their opponents. The Lady Yellowjackets hosted Jamestown College and Grand Canyon University the weekend of Oct. 8-10, in the Third Annual Parents and Alumni Weekend sponsored by the Rimrock Inn. Come out and support our MSU-B Womens soccer teams as they get ready to finish up the 2004 season. Admission is free to all students and games are held at the MSU-B College of Technology.

Left: Megan Beckstead; right, Brittney Sandau. Photo by Bryce Skjervem.

MSU-B Starts Season With 11 Upperclassmen

The Montana State University Billings Yellowjackets Men Soccer team enter into the 2004 season with 11 upper classmen. Coach Doug Seigle in his third season, has lead his team to a 5-9-0 record. With an upcoming three game home stretch, seniors Bryan Palmer, Kyle Bales, Thomas Pertuit, Lucas Sanches, Robbie Thimm, and Jeff Marsich: will try to finish out there season with five wins. Hosting Futbol Frenzy the weekend of Oct. 8, the Jackets managed a split, losing to Colorado School of Mines 3-1 and defeating Westminster College 30. Senior Thomas Pertuit led the Jackets with two goals against Westminster on Sunday; the other goal of the game came from senior Brian Palmer. Kyle Bales had eight saves on the game, most coming in the second period of the game. The Jackets played a physical game against Westminster and their hard work helped shut them down. Pertuit leads the Yellowjackets this season with 11 goals, followed by Brian Palmer with four. Robbie Thimm, Pertuit, and Brian Palmer are all tied with two assists each on the season. Joshua Hernandez and Dustin Kono both have one assist each. In the Shots on Goal category, Thomas Pertuit takes the cake with 23 attempts. Kyle Bales and Jess Feldtman have allowed 35 goals combined and have a save total of 76. Key injuries this season include goal keeper Jess Feldtman who played Matt DHont keeps his eye on the ball. Photo by Bryce Skjervem in seven games. The Jackets will take on Si Tanka University and Grand Canyon University this upcoming weekend at the 3rd Annual Parents & Alumni Weekend at the College of Technology Fields, Saturday and Sunday. Come support the Yellowjackets in their last three home games.

Thursday Night Fights Begins a New Season at The Babcock

Its time once again for the weekly slugfest to begin. Thursday Night Fights in downtown Billings will once again feature locals walloping each other in the ring Club Boxing Style at the Babcock Theater downtown. Club Boxing is in its third season of Thursday Night Fights which began Sept. 23 and featured some of the best local boxers in Billings. This years fights are sponsored by Miller Lite, who provides the lovely ring girls, some of whom you will recognize from here on campus. Other sponsors this season are Briggs Distributing, Caseys Golden Pheasant; home of the After the Fights Party, the Billings Bulls Hockey Club, and Club Boxing. The fights are scheduled to run thru March 31, 2005. Club Boxing is open to all men and women between the ages of 1845; no experience is necessary. All those who compete are matched against others with similar weight and experience. Winners of their bout receive $125 and losers $50. All interested in boxing must show up at Caseys Golden Pheasant by 6p.m. on Wednesdays for weigh-ins. There are at least seven fights scheduled for each card and that may increase depending on the turn out at weighins. All of those chosen will compete in three 90-second rounds with 90-second breaks in-between rounds. Some rounds may only last one or two rounds if a TKO, KO, or referee decision occurs. Club Boxing provides 16-ounce gloves, headgear, and gender appropriate protectors. Boxers must provide their own mouth guard and hand wraps which are available at Club Boxing or local sporting goods stores. Tickets to the non-stop action packed fist throwing event are available at Caseys, Rimrock Mall, the Alberta Bair Theater, and at the door. Prices are $10 for general admission, $15 for ringside seats, and $150 for a six person ringside table. Ice cold Miller products are for sale along with Coke products. There are also chips and peanuts. Students of all ages are encouraged to come watch the excitement unravel. College students are also encouraged to weigh in.

Hockey
It kind of feels like an extended preseason, its hard to believe these games count but they do. That is what Billings Bulls head coach Mike Aikens says he thinks about taking three weeks for his squad to play the first four games of the regular season. Most other teams across the North American Hockey League will play upwards of 10 games during that stretch. Billings, which last year won the NAHL West division regular season title before losing to Bismarck in the playoffs, opened the season on Sept. 17 traveling to Bozeman to face the IceDogs. Leading 2-1 at the end of two periods the Bulls surrendered two goals in the final frame to go down in defeat 3-2. The same two teams met again at Valley Ice Garden on Oct. 1; this time, however, it was Billings taking the victory 4-3 on a last second overtime goal. The Bulls have a young squad this year with only eight veteran players. Also differentiating this

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The Bulls will open their schedule of 31 Home games on Wed., Oct., 27 against Fairbanks; face-off time at MetraPark arena is 7:05p.m. Ticket prices vary from $6.25 to $11.25 and can be purchased at the door or by calling the MetraPark Box office at 256-2422.

New Faces, A Start-Stop Approch Mark Regular Season Beginning for Bulls
group from other teams of years past, according to Aikens is that, we are bigger, stronger, and more defense minded than we have been before. Anchoring the defensive lines are three returning players: assistant captain Matt Palmer, Jeff Stone and Mike Mayra. They are joined in the back row by newcomers Greg Flynn, Karl Palmblad, A.J. Woodward, Cody Butcher, and Alex Cooper. Up front, Aikens is a little concerned that, we may have to win some fairly low scoring games. This is in contrast to last year when the Bulls led the league in goals scored. Forwards returning to Billings this year are captain Brian Kaufman, Lou Hoey, Sean Bertsch, and Ian Shaser. Playing along side them will be new recruits assistant captain Anthony Cosmano, Andy Bader, Gabe Harren, Dusty Jackson, Brett Gorman, Anders Olson, Brad Gorham, Adam Koopmeiners, Will Munson, Adam Tranqullio, Scott Dana, Ben Robertson, and Chip Mladenoff. Between the pipes the Bulls are well set as Jon Anderson, who led the division in wins and fewest goals allowed last year, returns to goal after briefly flirting with a walk on offer from NCAA division I power University of Minnesota-Duluth. He will be backed up by fellow netminder Aaron Damjanovich

The best part of any hockey game, the fight. Photo by Jennifer Fenton

Cross Country Seeks First Conference Championship

For the first time in four years the MSU-Billings mens and womens cross country teams will have a chance to compete for a conference title when the Yellowjackets host the inaugural Pacific West Conference championship meet this Saturday Oct. 23 at Riverfront Park. All our work in practice and our other meets have been designed in order to be by Oct. 23 as competitive as possible, says Coach Dave Coppock. The schedule before the conference championship was a demanding one which began with a team time trial on Sept. 1 and then a weekend trip to Cooke City for the squads annual Camp Kenya, a series of high altitude practices ranging at sites ranging in elevation from 7500 to 10,000 ft. above sea level. While the four days in the mountains is not enough to get fully adjusted to the thin air. Coppock says that, completing those runs serves two purposes: it shows us how in shape the team is, and also gives a sense of team unity many teams dont have going into that first meet. The schedule of meets for the Yellowjackets prior to the Pac-West championship included trips to South Dakota Tech, Dickinson State (N.D.) and Black Hills State (S.D.) The first part of the season was capped off by a trip to the Rocky Mountain Shootout at the University of Colorado in Oct. That meet conducted in the high altitude environment around Boulder Colo. featured not only the host CU Buffalos and other Division I teams but top Division II teams, such as Adams State and Western State. The RMS is always a good place to see where we are in comparison with other schools, said Coppock The Pac-West Championship will also feature several top runners. Both the defending mens and womens west regional individual champions compete for schools in the conference and the teams from BYUHawaii and Hawaii Pacific appear to be quite strong. This isnt like basketball where you see a team more than once and champions are determined by overall records, says Coppock. In cross country the conference championship for both teams and individuals are determined by the results of that one meet. It is all or nothing and we intend to be close to the top. The womens squad currently has 10 runners on the roster, including six returnees from last years squad, while the men currently have five on the roster, four of whom saw action last year. The Pac West Conference meet is scheduled to begin Saturday at 10 a.m. at Riverfront Park located south of I-90 off of South Billings Blvd. The Jacket runners will return to Riverfront the next Saturday, Oct.,. 30 again at 10 a.m. to host the annual Yellowjacket Invitational meet featuring Black Hills State, Dickinson State, and Flathead Valley Community College. Also, an hour prior to the start of the college race, MSU-Billings Athletics will sponsor the annual 5K (2.5 mile) Fun Run with event proceeds going to the cross country teams. If you want to get involved call 657-2374 or e-mail run_msub@hotmail.com.

Hello, I recently came across an article in the Boulder, Colorado newspaper and have since been inspired to call attention to the ethnic cleansing of my people that is currently happening in Iran. I am a Bahai, and to say that I am a minority on this campus would be an understatement. Since Iran became a fundamentalist Islamic Republic, my people have been murdered, tortured, denied education, and denied pensions. It amazes me is that even though the Bahai are the largest religious minority in Iran they are forced to face these adversities. Iran has now even started to desecrate our holy sites instead of killing us off. Iran

is attempting to erase all evidence that the Bahais existence in Iran by eliminating our (and their) cultural history. Many have fled to Europe and North America and will continue to do so, but it is our responsibility to bring world awareness to this problem and seek answerers for those who remain in Iran through prayer and diplomacy. This is a call to all faiths, especially those that, like my people, believe in one God (the only logical explanation is that we are praying to the same God). So, pray for my people. Thank you, Sam Hartpence, (Bahai, student, athlete, friend)

Dear Editor, Bob Brown has stooped to a new low. After claiming he had nothing to do with the Republican Governors Associations unethical push poll, he starts waging a negative campaign war with television advertising. I want Brown to explain to Montana why he did not follow the clean campaign pledge he signed. I want Brown to stop the adsmy family doesnt want to see Browns garbage when we watch the news together. I am so tired of career politicians who will do anything to get elected. I think Browns attack ads are actually go-

ing to hurt him. I know two people who said they dont think they can trust Brown after he lied about his promise to run a clean campaign. Mike Craighill - Student

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Return from the Land of Oz, or Australia for Beginners

Australia for most Americans means kangaroos and koalas, Paul Hogan and Steve Irwin, Nicole Kidman and Russell Crowe. For the more knowledgeable it conjures up the Sydney Opera House and Harbor Bridge, the Great Barrier Reef and the Outback. For travelers like me, who just returned from a sevenweek visit down under, Australia represents a vast, beautiful, and dynamic country that is still seeking to determine her identity and place in the world. Although it lies some 7,200 miles across the Pacific Ocean from the United States, Australia, affectionately referred to as Oz by its inhabitants, can be reached in a 1415 hour direct jet flight from Los Angeles. Arriving early in the morning after an all-night flight, visitors first get the impression that Australia is a close copy of the United States. Certainly all the major citiesSydney, Melbourne, Adelaideimpress tourists with their bold new skyscrapers, bustling downtown business districts, heavy automobile traffic, and array of crowded department stores, restaurants, fast-food and specialty shops, and movie theaters. Yanks will quickly encounter the golden arches of McDonalds, as well as the red and white circle of Target as they stroll the busy streets. Stores such as Woolworths play American pop music over loud speakers to entertain their customers. Cell phones, especially with young people, have become as common in Australia as they are in America. Most of the films that play in Aussie theaters are pure Hollywood and open just a few months after their debut in the U. S. Recently, movies like Man on Fire, The Bourne Supremacy, Before Sunset, The Ladykillers, I, Robot and Jersey Girl appeared in downtown and suburban theaters. Even Michael Moores Fahrenheit 9/11 was shown, stirring just as much controversy in Australia as it did in America. (Some critics found it persuasive; others considered it pure propaganda.) At the showing that I attended, the audience broke into a brief round of applause when the film ended. Spend time in a hotel room or an apartment with a TV and Americans feel that they never quite left home. They can watch PBS shows like The Nightly Business Report, tune in to view Law and Order: Criminal Intent, follow soap operas such as Days of Our Lives, laugh at the antics of Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa on The Simpsons, get advice from Dr. Phil, or watch reruns of Friends and even view competition the Aussies did exceptionally well, thanks to the extraordinary efforts of star Ian Thorpe. Major newspapers issued daily special Olympic supplements that rejoiced in the many triumphs and lamented the occasional setbacks of its young athletes. Even during the Olympics, TV viewers and newspaper readers could follow their favorite rugby, soccer, and especially footy teams. Australian rules football with its combination of running, kicking, passing, and tackling is exof their rowdy nightlife and sexual indiscretions. Americans are somewhat surprised that basketball, baseball, and softball are becoming increasingly popular in Aussie high schools. Even cheerleading has grown commonplace. An Australian Cheerleading Association was formed recently and organized a national cheerleading championship held at Sydney this September. A story carried in the Melbourne daily newspaper The Age commented

Scholar: Dr. Friguglietti presents a paper at a history conference held at the University of Melbourne in July.

Jerry Springer. Aussie versions of Wheel of Fortune and The Price is Right regularly entertain large audiences. Like Americans, Australians are sports crazed, perhaps even more so. During the summer, the Olympic Games dominated the countrys airwaves. Its citizens took pride that the number of their athletes who competed in Athenswell over 400was second only to the U. S., and that they won the fourth largest number of gold, silver, and bronze medals, coming in only after America, Russia and China, all with several hundreds of millions of people. (Australia, despite its enormous area, contains some 20 Million.) Particularly in the swimming

citing even to viewers not quite able to determine whether there are indeed any rules. Each week players who are unnecessarily rough appear before a special board to learn whether they are to be fined or even suspended for at least a game. On Thursday nights TV viewers can watch The Footy Show and listen to a panel discuss in detail the latest news and predictions about up-coming matches. The studio audience that watches the show loudly expresses its partisanship, something that has no equal in the U. S. Daily newspapers, particularly the popular tabloids, report in depth on the games and players, reporting each injury and infraction, as well as frequently recounting sordid accounts

that Australian cheerleaders were working to distance themselves from the American model. Kerry Brimmer, coach of a high school squad, declared that, In Australian cheerleading, we try not to be as ditsy as the American cheerleaders. We try to be a bit more Australian about it. However, a Yank looking at the photos of her squad that accompanied the article would be hard pressed to notice any substantial difference in dress or routines. If all these features of daily life make Australia seem a copy of American culture, there are daily reminders that Oz has not yet escaped its traditional ties to its former colonial ruler, Great Britain. This should not be surprising since one-third of

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her inhabitants have English ancestors. The Australian flag, though it features a blue field bearing the white stars of the Southern Cross, retains the Union Jack in the upperleft canton. Aussies follow the British practice of driving on the left and lawyers continue to wear traditional wigs. Cricket remains a highly popular sport among all ages. High school students, both boys and girls, wear blazers bearing their institutions crests just as those in Britain do. Australia followed the American lead in 1966 and replaced the traditional complicated English system of pounds, shillings, and pence with dollars and cents. Her coins retain the profile of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II on coins. But instead of paper money, Australia employs a system of plastic currency that uses bright colors to identify different denominations: green for $100 bills, yellow for $50, red for $20, blue for $10, and light purple for $5. Australians have joined most other states of the modern world in adopting the metric system of kilometers and kilograms, substituting these for the archaic British system of miles and pounds still used in America. In her politics, however, Australia retains much of the British parliamentary system of government. A parliament composed of a House of Representatives and a Senate sits at Canberra. The governor-general, a last vestige of colonial control from London, serves as the queens representative and is consulted in important constitutional issues. In 1975 the then governor-general created a furor by dismissing the government of Labor Prime Minister Gough Whitlam, an action that has not been repeated since. And despite the growth of a republican movement, Australians in a referendum held five years ago narrowly rejected efforts to establish a republic and replace the governor-general with an elected president. Current Prime Minister John Howard leads the Liberal Party (which is actually conservative) and heads a coalition that includes the National Party. An elderly, unexciting but resourceful politician, he has triumphed in three consecutive federal elections since 1996. His much younger opponent, Australian Labor Party chief Mark Latham, who acceded to the position only in December, 2003, is a dynamic and somewhat abrasive individual who uses sarcasm in his speeches attacking the Howard government. In the forthcoming election the entire House of

Representatives and half of the Senate will be chosen by the voters. Voting is mandatory and those who fail to participate are fined. Unlike the seemingly endless American presidential campaign that drags on for almost a year, the Australian national elections opened at the end of August with the suspension of Parliament and concluded six weeks later on Oct. 9. As in England, the political leader whose party wins a majority (or plurality) of seats throughout the country assumes the office of prime minister. Also following the British model, the opposition party has chosen its shadow cabinet which is ready to assume office immediately following the election. At stake are not only differing domestic policies concerning such basic issues as taxes, education, health care, and immigration, but also Australias long standing alliance with America. A British possession since the

who enlisted at age 16, died only in August of this year at age 105 and was buried with full military honors. During World War II when Britain was beleaguered in Europe by Germany and lost all its possessions in East Asia to Japan, isolated Australia was saved by the American entry into the Pacific theater. The friendship created during that conflict forms the basis of its current close alliance with the U. S. In the 1950s Australia stood with America in the Korean War. During the Vietnam War, despite much domestic opposition, Prime Minister Robert Menzies and his successor Harold Holt supported the U. S. by sending several thousand troops to fight in Vietnam. In 2003 the government of John Howard again came to the aid of America by participating in the invasion of Iraq. The issue of going to war there has aroused as much passion in

Tourist: Dr. Friguglietti displays some souvenirs that he acquired during his visit seven-week stay in Australia. Photo by Dan Hansen

eighteenth-century, the country did not establish its own identity as a self-governing state until 1901 when the colonies that occupied the continent federated to form the Commonwealth of Australia. Each colony became a separate state (or territory) retaining its own legislature and prime minister within a national federation. Even as they sought to establish their own identity as a nation, Aussies loyally sprang to Britains aid during World War I. Their greatest contribution to the war effort became the bloody and ultimately futile campaign at Gallipoli in Turkey. The heroic sacrifices of its soldiers there are marked each year with special solemn ceremonies. Remarkably, a veteran of that struggle,

Australia as it has in the U. S. Howard has repeatedly defended his loyalty to the Bush administrations policies, while Latham has sharply criticized it. Writing in the Melbourne HeraldSun last August columnist Paul Gray went so far as to declare that Australian military involvement is the one major question that will determine which party holds office after thefederal election. During his years in office Howard has forged strong links with the Bush administration, while in his acceptance speech at the Republican national convention, Bush praised the Australian premier for remaining loyal to the coalition of the willing. Although Australia has not

suffered terrorist attacks on its own territory, the bombing of a popular night club on the Indonesian island of Bali in Oct., 2002, that took 88 Aussie lives, and the recent car bomb explosion outside the Australian embassy in Jakarta, have heightened concerns about her security and drawn the Howard government closer to the U.S. war on terrorism. Yet despite its ties with the U.S. and the Americanization of much of its culture, Australia is not America. In its distinct spoken language, its strong nationalism and particular political system, Oz continues to go its own way. And in recent years the country has increasingly realized that it is closer to Asia than to North America. Since the end of its long-held policy of white Australia, thousands of immigrants from non-European countries have settled there and prospered. A visitor strolling down the streets of any large city will pass not only Chinese and Japanese restaurants, but also Indian, Thai, Vietnamese, and even Nepalese establishments. Australias excellent universities (unis) welcome large numbers of students from all over Asia. Trade with Asian nations has become an essential part of the countrys flourishing economy. American tourists may be surprised and even amused to discover that the stuffed kangaroos and koalas and the Australian flags offered for sale in all souvenir ships are almost entirely produced in China. The process of the Asianization of Australia is a trend that can only grow stronger as the country strives to maintain its economic dynamism even as she maintains close relations with the U. S. Americans visiting Australia are struck as much by the cheerfulness of her people as the prosperity she enjoys. Gday is the friendly greeting they are likely to receive each day from Aussies they encounter. Perhaps because the country has never suffered enemy occupation in wartime or endured a violent revolution, Australians are good blokes. And their cities seem much cleaner and safer than those Americans are accustomed to back home. Indeed, a recent United Nations report placed Australia third in terms of the quality of life, behind Norway and Sweden, and five places above the U. S. Certainly her natural wonders, variety of her landscape, and her splendid beaches are reasons enough to draw American visitors down under. This visitor intends to return there next year and enjoy it all again.

My

Peaceful,
With the Eagles blaring on the stereo and me jamming behind the wheel, I pulled off at Laurel onto Highway 212 heading due south. I noticed the dryness of the land as the road crossed the Yellowstone and emerged onto the open prairie, all the while the snowcapped peaks of the Absarokee-Beartooth mountains growing larger in my windshield. A while later Im on the road again, the radio silent, my head clear, the car engine humming. Two miles out of Red Lodge, deja vu hits me as I recognize the mouth of the valley I enter. The town is much the same as it is in my memory of 14 years. Following the advice of a friend, I wander around town for a couple of hours, taking my time, enjoying life. By the time I return to my car, I decide its too late in the day to start a hike, and instead, hop back on Highway 212 and head deeper into the mountains. By now, the monsters that until this point have only been imagined on afternoons when the clouds and the sun are just right surround me. Upon realizing what I am getting myself into, I say a quick prayer to my guardian angel, Our Lady of the Highway, and St. Christopher, patron saint of travelers, that I might come through this in one piece. My mother would hit the roof to find out that Im doing something like this. My dad would do it as long as there was

Easygoing
someone else to call 911 in case there were an accident, but me...I am diving into this head first with the full intention of taking a hike in alpine tundra. I make it up the Beartooth Pass to the Wyoming border and the Shoshone National Forest, where I pull off and park my car on the opposite side of the sign from the road. (Someone with a brain actually paved a pull-off at this point. Fourteen years ago the only option for parking was on the shoulderless road.) As I sit in my car, the door open, my feet planted solidly on the rock and tar pavement, I sit and contemplate what has brought me here. How do you know when youve reached the West? I ask myself. And myself answers back, When you reach a state where the interstate speed is 75 mph. I am intrigued with wide open landscapes that make this possible, and for a moment I imagine that I am in one of those places. But wait, I tell myself. Look up. And I do. I look up and I trace out a landscape draped with amber grass sprouting from rolling hills and along washes and in coulees. Nearby, mounds of rock spot the land as though dumped in the middle of nowhere by a careless child. This is the land of my dreams, I realize. And for the first time in months, I feel completely

Feeling
at home and no longer alone. Thats when I decide to hike to the top of the nearest rock pile. So, leaving my keys in my unlocked car, I step from the pavement onto the spongy, moss-covered ground. Snow still resides in patches amid boulder surfaces that have yet to be covered by soil. This is tundra, where plants are dwarfed by the harsh climate. It dawns on me that what I walk on is a massive boulder pile, covered with extremely thin topsoil and an only slightly thicker collection of vegetation, and I place my feet with a little more caution. Later as I stand on the pinnacle of the rock pile, I become a part of the wide open spaces. I spread my arms to the wind, like an eagle taking flight. The cold wind pinches my bare arms and face; the thin air is sucked into my lungs with the sensation of menthol. For the first time, I break my outdoor, church mouse silence and whoop at the top of my lungs. I am alone on top of the world. Once again I focus on the landscape that got under my skin so long ago and I appreciate its wild beauty, the distant pale amethyst mountains, the veins of silver rivers and golden poplars, and the sapphire trees, a treasure in its own rite. Looking out at it, I get a peaceful, easygoing feeling. Its a new path on the trail of life, and no matter what, Ill hike it, even if I have to bushwhack.

The late summer day dawned warm and bright. The sun was high in the east by the time I decided to roll out of bed. My head hurt and I ached to explore someplace new. For over a year this desire had dwelled under my skin, and the time had come to satisfy this hunger. I was like a child stuck in a candy store and nothing was stopping me from gorging myself on the sweets. If you go somewhere, go with somebody, Mom had told me time and time again, but at this point I had no choice. I knew no one would be going with me for various reasons, and I didnt care what those reasons were. Alone or not I knew I had to do this. Less than five minutes after emerging from between the thick, warm quilt, and the cushy mattress, I was in the car speeding toward the mountains from Billings. With 85 degrees in the lowlands, the best place to be was in higher elevations. I had one location in mind: Red Lodge. A Minnesota native, I first set foot in this state 14 years ago. I hadnt laid eyes on Red Lodge since. Prepared for the worst scenario of a day hike gone bad, I drove out on I-90 heading west, with no place to be, a full tank of gas, and an itch to see different country.

Confessions
I am a killer. I have murdered many by my own will. My victims are often left there alone and waiting to die. They are mortally wounded when I leave them, waiting for death to come. They are beyond help. Some are young and cannot yet defend themselves, as the older of my victims have been able to do. Still they all fall down. They are no match to my superior tact of coldness and brute strength. Some may call me a hired hit man, as many people pay me for my services. They call me to kill what annoys them, and I gladly grab my weapon and come to their aid. I do have to confess, I have to give my victims credit for they have come up with some very good ways to try to fight back. They have found that strength in num-

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buy it from the same store. I felt that a hoe would be more fitting and sufficient for the job at hand. It is sharp and narrow and, when swung hard, can cut through most soft tissue with no problem. This detail still does not prove my innocence and keep me from being arrested. However, once you know who my victims are Im sure you agree will that they do deserve to die. Even you might hire me for my services. My victims are weeds. Unwanted plants that grow in the garden. My methods of mass destruction are, when I decide to use them, a spray killer, like Roundup. The ones that I attack are those that have thorns. Gloves easily protect me when I pull them up. The innocent bystanders are the plants that I wish to grow, whether they are flowers or vegetables. If I get too close with the spray or with the hoe

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bers makes it more difficult to kill them. A few have tried attacking back when I tried to strangle them, but I have found ways to protect myself when they do. Sadly, I do sometimes make mistakes and innocent bystanders occasionally get killed when I decide to use methods of mass destruction, rather than more specific methods. It tends to save time and effort to just kill many at once and risk those innocents, as those that survive will become stronger. Now for those of you that are ready to lock me up and throw away the key; I can understand why from what I have just told you, let me explain in more detail how my confession is not incriminating. I will first begin by describing my weapon of choice. I feel that the ax murders seem to get much of the attention, so I decided to choose a different weapon, but still

I occasionally kill a few. To be specific, I can hand pick the weeds, but that is more time consuming. Now with that in mind, do you still want to lock me up?