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Ambalam
Tintumon: I love u girl: kaalil cherippu undu.. Tintu: Ente hridhayam AMBALAM alla kayari ponnolu!! Tintumon aaaaaaara mon !!

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Kalyanam
Mintumol: I love u Tintumon: I love u too Mintumol: Namukku kalyanam kazhikkam Tintumon: Pakshe aru nammale kalyanam kazhikkum???

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Wrong answer
Teacher: If you add 3452 and 3096, then divide the answer by 4 and multiply by 6, what would you get? Tintumon: Wrong answer

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Why boys chase girls ?
Tintumol: Ningal boys enthina girls-ne chase cheyyunnathu. Ningalkkavare Marry cheyyan plan illenkilum. Tintumon: Pattikal car-inu pirake odunnathu car odikkanano ?

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Pathra vayna
Pathrathile vartha Tintu mon ingane vayichu: Ayyayo K V sebastian Pottitherichu Achan: Manda !! nokki vayikku 110 KV substation Pottitherichu enna

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No freeze liquid
Teacher: Freeze aakatha oru liquid-nte peru parayoo Tintumon: Chooduvellam

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Punishment
Tintumon:Cheyyaatha kaaryathinu enne shikshikkumo teacher? Teacher:Orikkalumilla. Tintumon:Nalla teacher, njan homework cheythittillaa!!

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Track suit
Tintumon was chasing a donkey. But he couldnt catch that. After sometime he saw one zebra on the way. Tintumon caught the zebra and told: panni track suit ittal njan nine pidikilla ennu karuthiyo?

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Best husband
Three Malayali Couples in a Restaurant. Couple 1 : Husband: aa sugar ingeduthe Panjare. Couple 2 : Husband: aa liver ingeduthe Karale Upon hearing the above conversation, the third couple started. Couple 3: dundu mol : kandille manushya, avarudeyokke sneham. Angane venam bharthakkanmar aayal! Then, Couple 3: Tintumon : aa beef ingeduthe Pothe..!!! :) ))

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Maths Proof
Exam Qn: IF 2(l+b)=P; Prove that 4b=P. Tintumon : 2(l+b)=P 2(ell+b)=P 2(bone+b)=P taking b comon 2b(one+1)=P 2b(2)=P 4b=P! Tintumonoda kali

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Interview
malayalam pareeksha ezhuthikondirikkunna tintumon qn: prashastha kavayathri Sugathakumariyumaayulla oru abhimukham ezhuthuka tintumon inganne ezhuthi.. Njan: namasth teacher. njan teacherumaayi oru abhimukham nadathaan vanathaanu Sugathakumari: samayamila mone..poyittu pinne varu. Njan: shari teacher kali tintumonnodo???

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Tharavattil Pirannavan
tintumon :amme njan enganeya undayathu? amma:mone nee vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha tintumon:appol ammayum achanum appooppanum enganeya undayathu? amma:njangalum vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha tintumon:appol evide tharavattil piranna otta orennam ellalle

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Cheetha koottukar
Oru divasam achan tintumonodu: da nee innale kudichu bodham illathe aanu vannathu..enthadaa ithu.. tintu: ellaam cheetha koottukettukal kaaranama achaa..!! aake 5 beer, 5 koottukaar.., athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu vechaal pinne njan enthu cheyyanaa..!!!. :)

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Pootum Thakolum
Tintu mon in super market tintu:Chetta kalikkudukka undo? sales man:illa tintu:ice cream undo? sales man:illa tintu:chocolate undo? sales man:illa tintu:pootum thakolum undo? sales man:undu tintu:enna shop pootti veettil poykkude

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Tajmahal
Teachr: Bharyayude ormakayi shajahan TAJ MAHAL panithu . . . Tintum0an: Alla, njan onnu chothichotte , iyaal ithra valiya maravikaaran aayirunno ?

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Complan
Kaattiloode nadannu pokunna Tintumon marathil thoongi kidakkunna paampine kandappol paranjathu enthu?? . . . . . Veruthe thoongi kidakkaathe mummy odu para complan vaangitharaan! ;)

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Convert
Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam. I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY Tintumon: Teacher innale A padam kandu.

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Passive Voice
teacher: Write the passive voice of I made a mistake tintumon: I was made by a mistake

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Poor models
FTV kanukayayirunna achante adukal vanna tintumon FTV noki achanod acha avarentha cheriya dress darichirikunnath..? Achan: avar pavangalayath kondanu.. tintumon: ivarekalum pavangal vannal ennod parayanam acha please

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History class
Tintumon history classinu munpu prarthikunnathu kanda teacher teacher: ithu nalla oru sheelamanu. nee entha prarthiche? tintumon: ente amma paranjittundu urangunnathinu munpu prarthinkanam ennu.

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Smart answer
Teacher asks !!! children what do u wish to in future? VinodI want to be doctor, DeepaI want to be a good mother. Tintumon want to help deepa.

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aaril anju
MATHS TEACHER: Aaril anju poyal enth kittum? TINTUMON: Anjuvinte dead body kittum, karanam avalku swimming ariyilla!!

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Tintumonte guest
Veettil virunnu vanna penkutti kulikkunnath olinju nokkukayayirunna Tintumonod Amma: Enthada ee kanikkunnath Tintumon: Chee.. mindalle. Aval nammude soap edukkunnundonnu nokkuvaa.. Tintumonoda kali..

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Fee
Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees Ethrayakum? Doctr: 1500 rs Tintu:veruthe 2 stich itta mathi,embroidary work onnum venda.

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Interview
Actress: Tamililekkulla ente praveshanam pettennayirunnu. Tintumon: Athayirikkum vendathra thuni edukkan pattathirunnath alle..!!!

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I love you
UKGil padikkunna tintumonodu, LKGil padikkunna pappymol:I LOVE YOU DA Tintu mon: Pha dash mole, Mottennu viriyatha ninne kittiyittu njan enthu cheyyana?

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Eduthal pongathathu
Cigarette valichukondu pokunna Tintumone kanda palliyilachan: Eduthaal pongaathathaanalloda ninte chundathu? Tintumon: Eduthaal pongaathathukonda acho.. valichukondu pokunne!!

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Tintumon & Kallan
Tintumonte veettil kallan keri. Ithu kanda Tintumon: Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda, illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum

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Rome
Teacher: When was Rome built? Tintumon: At night, sir. Teacher: Who told you that? Tintumon: You did, sir. You once said that Rome was not built in a day.

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Rocket
Breaking news Chandranil vellam matramalla thimingalam,kadalaama,sravu thudangiya jeevikalum ullatay kanunnu-NASA Tintumon: Pavam..NASAKu ariyillallo ROCKET Arabikadalil veena karyam

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Bio practical exam
Tintumon attended bio practical exam. . Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing leg. . Tintumon: I dont know. . Examiner: u fail. . Whats ur name ? . Tintumon: See my leg & tell.

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Exam barcode
Tintumon examil onnum kittathayappol peparil |||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||| Ithu pole barcode varachittu adiyil ezhuthi Scratch gently to read the answer

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Girlfriend
Duttumon: My girlfriend is an angel Tintumon: You are lucky aliya. Ente girlfriend ippozhum jeevanode undu

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Achanum thengum
Thengil ninu veena achanumayi hospitalil ethiya tintumonodu Dr: oru 5 min. mumpu ethichirunengil rekshapeduthamayirunu. Tintumon: thengenu onnu veenu kittende doctor.

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fibre content
Tuttumol: Arinjo? oru nalla diet-lu dharalam fibre undakanam. Tintumon: Athinentha thega thinnal pore . Tuttumol: Thegayil high fibre content aano? Tintumon: Pothikathe kazhichal mathi.

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thermodynamic law of romance
Tintumons thermodynamic law of romance: Luv can neither be created nor be destroyed. It can only be changed from one girlfriend to another with considerable loss of money

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Geography
Teacher: Tintumone.. ithavanayum ninakku geographykku motta poojyam aanu. Ne entha geography padickathe ? Tintumon: Achan parayarundu. Lokam anudhinam marikondirikkukayanennu. Lokam onnu settle aayikkotte. Ennittu padickam !

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GIRL FRIEND
TINTU MON:eda enik avale marakkan pattunnilla FRIEND:athrayku ishtamanenkil ninte veetil para TINTU MON: Parayaam.. U.K.G. result varatte

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Railway
Train nirthiyapol yathrakaran tintuvinod: ithetha station?? Tintumon windowilude purathek thalayitt nokiyitt: Railway station aanenn thonunnu!

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Mark
Mash: adutha pareekshakku nee 75% mark vanganam. Tintumon: njan 100% mark vangum. Mash: thamaasha parayallee Tintumon: Nayinte mone, aara aadhyam thamaasha paranjathu?

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Appopan
Tintumon: Apoppan endha urangukayano? Amma: Alla mone apoppan marichu. Nammal kozhiye okke kollumbol athu chaville?.. athu pole.. Tintumon: Appam Eppazha kari vekkunne!!

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Dineshan
Teacher :What is the name of Gandhijis son? Tintumon: Dineshan Teacher :Why????? Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan

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Progress report
Tintumonte Achan: Ninte progress report evideyada ? Tintumon: Athu njan Ramuvinu koduthu. Achan: Athenthinada ? Tintumon: Avanu avante achane pedippickana

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Correction in Sentence
Tintumon: Can I go to the toilet? English Teacher: Tintumon, MAY I go to the toilet? Tintumon: But I asked first!

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Proposal
Innocent Proposal from tintumon(UKG-B) to Minimol(2-A) Tintumon: i luv u Minimol: chi..poda,im elder than u Tintumon: im madly luving u Minimol: poda Tintumon: chechi chechi pls

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Census
Panchayathil ninnum kanakku edukkan vanna udhyogasthan Tintumonte veetil ethi. Udhyogasthan: Mone ee veetil Kakoos undo? Tintu: Undallo.. Udhyogasthan: Sheri, Kinar undo ? Tintu : Manassilayi!!..uncle vegam chennirunnolu..avide pipe-um bucketum undu.

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Tintumon and His father
Tintumon thante puthiya toy busumayi : drrrrpee pee pom.. Stop! Ella thendikalum irangiko. Eni kayaraanulla kazhuverikal kayaru. Puvam rite..drrr.. Kayari nilkada pulle. drrr.. Ithu shradicha tintumonte achan sahikettapol bus edthu maati. 5 mintolam tintumon karanjapol achan bus thirichu kodthu.. Tintumon: drrr pee pee pom pom..drrr.. Stop..! Vegam irangada pattikale, allengil thanne oru naayintemon karanam 5 minute late aayi..!! Puvam rite. tin tin!!

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Chenda
Tintumon:Acha, enikkoru chenda vaangi tharumo? Achan:Venda, nee mattullavare upadravikkum. Tintumon:Illa acha,njan ellaavarum urangikkazhinje chenda edukku..

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Muthassi
Tintu: muthashi marichu leave venam Teachar: ninte muthashi yalle 1 masam munp marichath Tintu: muthachan veendum ketti !!

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With policeman
Tintu monum ,3 friendsum koodi cyclil Schoolil powukayaaayirunnu Oru Policekaaran Kaikaatti. Tintu : phah.pullee.. Ippol Thanne 3 Per Aayi

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