FADE IN:

EXT. FAIRYWORLD - DAY

FAIRIES walk calm in the streets. Suddenly <BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!>

THREE ELIMINATORS arrive. Cupid shouts.

CUPID
The Eliminators are back!

Fairies <SCREAM> and fly away.

ELIMINATORS
Eliminate Timmy Turner.

REVERSE ON: TIMMY TURNER lands! He holds THE WHITE WAND

GUITAR and is ready for action.

TIMMY
Don't you mean the Chosen One?

Timmy does a wicked <GUITAR RIFF> on the white wand. The

Eliminator's hands transform into arm cannons. They fly o.s.

...and land in front of Timmy. They aim the arm-cannons and power up.
Timmy spins the guitar around his neck, catches it and strums <A
POWER CHORD!> The guitar blasts a ray of light that disintegrates
them. But as they disappear, they reveal THE LEAD ELIMINATOR
(bigger, leather jacket and sunglasses).

LEAD ELIMINATOR
You cannot stop the Darkness.

<WHOOSH!> LE opens its mouth and sucks in Timmy.

TIMMY
Ahhhh!

The mouth closes.

LEAD ELIMINATOR
The Chosen One is eliminated.

Suddenly, LE begins to tremble and crack! We hear a <POWER

CHORD!> Light shines out from inside LE as it explodes revealing
Timmy in a power stance holding the white wand.
 TIMMY
And you cannot stop THE CHOSEN ONE.

He plays a <LITTLE LICK!> The words "YOU WIN" flash across the
screen, (think Sonic video game) score points tally (11,501) and a gold
star appears on screen. Rank: Chosen One.

PULL WIDE ON THE SCREEN: we're watching a VIDEO GAME AT...

INT. SPARKLES DEPARTMENT STORE - FAIRY WORLD - CONTINUOUS

Timmy turns from a monitor holding the WHITE WAND GUITAR

CONTROLLER (think Guitar Hero controller).

TIMMY
And that's how you play: The Chosen One
Video Game!

SNAP OUT: Timmy's at a VIDEO GAME PREMIERE! A BANNER reads: "F-

Box presents: THE CHOSEN ONE VIDEO GAME!" There are large CUT
OUTS of Timmy with the white wand. Stacks of the video games are on
display. FAIRY FANS, wearing pink Timmy hats wait in line; they
<CHEER!>

FAIRY GAME GEEK #1

I hear when you play this game you feel
like you're the Chosen One.

FAIRY GAME GEEK #2

Don't call my house anymore 'cuz I'm
gonna play this game 'til I die!

FANS IN LINE
Chosen One! Chosen One! Chosen One!

Timmy waves to the audience as COSMO, WANDA and POOF poof in.

TIMMY
Awesome! Thousands of fans cheering
for me. As they should.

WANDA
They love you Timmy! You defeated the
Darkness and saved Fairyworld!

COSMO
 You're like a movie action hero, except
you don't have rugged good looks, tight
glutes, a trophy wife who loves you for
your money as opposed to your first wife
who supported your failing career and
loved you when you had nothing, and
you don't have cool catch phrases!

TIMMY
Hey, my glutes are very tight.

Timmy pokes his glute and his hand sinks into his flab.

TIMMY (CONT'D)
Sorta. And I do need a cool action phrase
like -
(tough)
"Don't touch my cheese" or "Hungry?
How about a filet of fist?"

Timmy holds up his fist.

WANDA
Yeah, let's work on those.

Fans cheer: <Chosen One! Chosen One!> Suddenly, a PINK LIGHTNING

BOLT hits the stage and TURBO THUNDER (the tardy Chosen One from
"Ep I") appears. He's bucktoothed, muscular and wears a cool Pink TT
hero suit.

TURBO THUNDER
Do not cheer for Timmy Turner! I am the
true Chosen One!

TIMMY
Oh no. Here we go again.

TURBO THUNDER
For it was I, Turbo Thunder, who trained
himself for many years to harness the
power of light in order to defeat the
Darkness! And I would have, too, if I
wasn't late. Stupid daylight savings!
Spring forward, fall back! Come on!

ON THE CROWD: not applauding, just staring. We hear:

 VOICE (V.O.)
You stink!

TURBO THUNDER
You won't think I stink when the Darkness
returns and I save you with my mighty
Thunder-Pits!

Turbo Thunder dramatically lifts his arms. The wind begins to blow and
a KINETIC BALL OF MAGICAL ENERGY forms out of his arm-pits then
between his raised hands.

WANDA
Oh, that's attractive.

Wham! Then Turbo Thunder gets hit by a barrage of TOMATOES.

TURBO THUNDER
AGH! DAGH! DOH!

VOICE (O.S.)
Your thunder-pits stink!

ON TIMMY AT A SIGNING TABLE: Timmy wipes away some tomato juice.

A FAIRY FAN arrives with his GAME WAND CONTROLLER.

SPARKY
Hi, I'm Sparky. Will you sign my white
wand controller, Chosen One?

TIMMY
"To Sparky. Keep rocking, signed the
Chosen One, your hero who stopped the
Darkness and you love 'cuz he's so coo-
ell."

Timmy hands back the wand. Wanda poofs in wearing a HEADSET.

WANDA
Sorry to interrupt, your Modest One. But
we're late for your White Wand statue
dedication.

TIMMY
What! I can't leave my fans who totally
love the Cho...

Poof! They are gone.

FAIRY TOWN HALL - LATER

The AUDIENCE <APPLAUDS WILDLY!> Timmy waves to the crowd.

JORGEN stands next to a COVERED STATUE. A crowd and TV CAMERAS

are gathered as Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda and Poof appear.

JORGEN
...And that's why we dedicate to Timmy
Turner this Chosen One Statue of him
holding the real white wand that stopped
the Darkness!

Jorgen pulls the tarp off the statue and we see it's a STATUE OF TIMMY
holding the real WHITE WAND GUITAR!

FANS
Chosen one! Chosen one!

TIMMY
(re: statue)
Hmmm, not really sure if that captures
my heroic essence.

Cosmo flicks the marble glutes of the statue.

COSMO
Yeah, the glutes on this baby are way too
tight.

WANDA
Come on gluteus maximus. It's time to
hit the talk-show circuit.

TIMMY
What? And leave thousands of screaming
fans who love the Cho...

INT. TV TALK-SHOW STUDIO - LATER

BILLY CRYSTAL BALL is at his desk. Timmy, dressed cool and wearing
shades sits in the guest chair. <LEAD IN MUSIC JAMS!>

BILLY CRYSTAL BALL

We are back with everyone's favorite soft
gluted super hero, the Chosen One. Tell
us, Big C, are you scared the Darkness
 might come back and try to, oh I don't
know, destroy you?

TIMMY
Well if the Darkness does come back it
better come hungry.

BILLY
Why's that?

TIMMY
'Cuz I plan on serving it up some Filet of
Fist.

Timmy holds up his fists and they light with fire! The crowd <GOES
WILD!> Wanda and Cosmo watch from the side.

WANDA
Where did he get the flaming fists?

COSMO
Oh, he wished them up when you where
in the can.

BACK ON: Timmy works the crowd.

TIMMY
That's why the Darkness is never comin'
back! Whoop! Whoop!

EXT. OUTER SPACE - ON THE PLANET YUGOPOTAMIA

What a peaceful blue-ish green planet. Suddenly Whoosh! Whoosh!

Whoosh! Fireballs (meteors?) fly past Camera heading for the planet.

EXT. ROYAL PALACE - ON A BALCONY

KING GRIPPULON and QUEEN JIPJORULLAC stand on the balcony

overlooking the glorious, putrid, Yugopotamian landscape.

KING GRIPPULON
Aaah! Another glorious Yugopotamian
day. The garbage is in bloom; the swamp
monsters are singing.

ON: A DISGUSTING SWAMP MONSTER!

 SWAMP MONSTER
<BLAAAARGH!>

QUEEN JIPJORULAC
...and the sky is full of giant fireballs
heading right for us.

IN THE SKY: are those FLAMING METEORS approaching?

KING GRIPPULON
It's just like the night we first...GIANT
FIREBALLS????

<CRASH!> FIREBALLS land and smash around the palace!!!

KING GRIPPULON (CONT'D)

We're under attack!

The King takes off, running over the Queen to escape.

EXT. ROYAL CASTLE - CONTINUOUS

YUGOPOTAMIANS run for their lives as FIREBALLS CRASH! The Fireballs

open up to reveal NEW ELIMINATORS! YUGOPOTAMIAN TANKS arrive
and <BLAST!> The Eliminators' arms transform into plasma blasters
and fire at the tanks <KAPOW!>

INT. CASTLE - SAME

THREE ESCAPE POD ROCKETS rise from the ground. A hole in the roof
opens. The King and Queen race in.

QUEEN JIPJORULAC
Are you sure you know how to operate
the Royal Escape Pods?

KING GRIPPULON
Of course! I'm the King! Watch!

The King holds up a REMOTE, pushes a button and one of the escape
pods takes off through the open roof.

KING GRIPPULON (CONT'D)

One of us probably should have been on
that.
 QUEEN JIPJORULAC
Give me that before you...

She grabs the remote but in the struggle pushes a button. The
SECOND POD takes off.

QUEEN JIPJORULAC (CONT'D)

My bad.

KING GRIPPULON
Only the Prince's pod is left! And there's
only room for one, so bye!

The King jumps in the pod.

QUEEN JIPJORULAC
No! That is Prince Mark's pod!

She pulls him out of the pod with a tentacle.

KING GRIPPULON
But Mark is on Earth spending his days
hating his home planet and chillin' with
the universe's great space warrior -
Timmy Turner.

QUEEN JIPJORULAC
Isn't that Mark right there?

She points and there's MARK CHANG, walking and <WHISTLING!>

MARK CHANG
Yo 'Rental Units! I came home for a new
fakeifier! My old one's on the fritzo and
only converts me into ladies foot wear.

Mark turns THE FAKIEFIER on his waste and he turns into a FLAT, then a
PUMP.

QUEEN
Ooh, nice pump.

Mark returns to alien form is about to reach into a big bin labeled
"FAKEIFIERS" when...<CRASH, CRASH, CRASH> - three more fireballs
crash through the open roof.

MARK CHANG
Ahh! Are we, like, UNDER ATTACK!?
The fireballs convert into Eliminators. Mom grabs Mark and slams him
hard into the pod.

KING GRIPPULON
Quick! Go to Earth, my son, and carry on
the legacy of our beloved planet. Though
you will be...

Mark's escape pod blasts off! The King looks angrily at the Queen who
sheepishly holds the remote control.

KING GRIPPULON (CONT'D)

I WASN'T FINISHED!

Suddenly, A LARGE SHADOW falls over them. It gets windy.

QUEEN JIPJORULAC
Oh no! But I think we are!!!!

KING GRIPPULON
What the...let me protect you my sweet!

<WIND!> The King slides the Queen in front of him as a human shield
but they're both sucked OS.

KING/QUEEN
AAAAAGH!

REVERSE ON: ELIMINATORS #1 and #2. Their Vortex mouths close and
Eliminator #2 <BURPS!>

<ZHOOMP!> The Lead Eliminator (LE) arrives, dressed in familiar

leather jacket, boots and sunglasses. He's baa-aack.

The Lead Eliminator opens the crate of fakeifiers.

LEAD ELIMINATOR
He will not escape us this time, because
he will come right to us!

Suddenly the whole hanger is sucked away revealing the darkness

floating above Yuogopotamia. The fakeifiers are sucked up into the
spinning hole of doom.

LEAD ELIMINATOR (CONT'D)

<HE LAUGHS!>

The Eliminators hold their fists in the air and zoom o.s.
EXT. SPACEY LANDSCAPE

Mark's ship zooms away from the planet escaping the Darkness as it
eats Yugopotamia!

MARK CHANG
Can, like, anybody save uuuuusss!!!

<WHOOSH!> Mark's ship zooms past camera. <WHOOSH!> Like a

shooting star, the Darkness warps away (in the opposite direction). It's
gone!

WHIP PAN TO:

MOVIE TRAILER -

It's a sexy trailer with jump cuts of: the White Wand: SNAP INTO - buck
teeth; a quarter flicks off of a butt; fists of fury alight with fire - blasts
of action!

ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
He was just a normal gorgeous Earth boy
with tight glutes who saved Fairyworld
with his fists of fury.

ON THE STREET: is that Timmy's back with wings? He turns to reveal a

handsome fairy actor playing Timmy.

ANNOUNCER (V.O.) (CONT'D)

Shimmer Fairybunker is Timmy Turner in
"The Chosen One - Ninja"!

SHIMMER, with moustache, is surrounded by Eliminators. Shimmer rips

off his clothes to reveal: he's a NINJA!

INT. FAIRYMONT HOTEL - THE CHOSEN ONE SUITE - SAME

Wow, what a sweet suite! The Plasma TV is on. ON: Timmy in a sunken
hot tub watching. Cosmo watches from the bubbles too.

COSMO
Cool! Fairywood adapted Timmy's life
story for the big screen!

ON: Wanda floats and feeds Poof a BOTTLE.

WANDA
 But when did you become a ninja?

TIMMY
I might have tweaked the script a little.
Wait til you see the end when I have a
big romantic action kiss with a Trixie Tang
lookalike.

Poof zooms out of Wanda's arms and floats 5 inches from the TV. He
loves Ninja action. Shimmer kisses a Trixie lookalike then spins her
away to fight Ninjas. Chop! Crack! Chop!

SHIMMER
Hungry? How about...

Timmy mouths the words from the hot tub.

SHIMMER (O.S.) (CONT'D)

...a filet of fist?!

Shimmer kicks the crap out of the Eliminators. Poof watches at close
range and makes ninja moves, repeating the action. Wanda poofs over.

WANDA
Poof shouldn't be watching this! The
violence could negatively influence him.

COSMO
Relax, that's just a myth.

Poof spins. <KAPOW!> He kicks Wanda <Ahhh!> into Cosmo <GAH!>

and they both splash down into the hot tub. SPLASH. Timmy looks.
Beat. Timmy picks up the HOUSE PHONE.

TIMMY
Yeah, this is the Chosen One in the
chosen one suite. Can I get four
strawberry shakes, six double cheese
pizzas, extra towels and... anyone else
want something?

Cosmo pops up as a green rubber ducky.

COSMO
Nine pounds of cocktail weenies!

TIMMY
...and nine pounds of cocktail weenies.
POOF! FOUR PINK MILK SHAKES, A STACK OF PIZZAS and a HUGE PILE
OF COCKTAIL WEENIES arrive. A WAITER holds out a BILL. Timmy signs.
The waiter poofs away. Timmy sips a shake.

COSMO
Don't touch my weenies! Hey that can be
my catch phrase!

WANDA
Timmy, don't you think it's time to wrap
up the "Chosen One" thing and, oh I
don't know, get back to Earth and school
and be good ol' regular Timmy Turner
again?

TIMMY
Yeah.....no.

Poof! Cosmo poofs up a BIB and TWO FORKS. Poof kicks him o.s. then
looks around for more danger. <BLACH!> Poof spits up then looks for
more danger.

WANDA (O.S.)
That's it, no more action movies for Poof!

Poof kicks Wanda who crashes o.s. Timmy sips his shake.

TIMMY
Why would I go back home when I can do
this....

Timmy picks up the phone.

TIMMY (CONT'D)
Yeah this is the Chosen One. Can I have a
giant pile of wrapped presents sent up to
the chosen one suite - and don't tell me
what's in them, surprise me.

Poof! A GIANT PILE OF WRAPPED PRESENTS arrives. Timmy signs the

bill then opens a present. It's a pair of ROLLER SKATES?

TIMMY (CONT'D)
Roller skates? Well, I did say surprise me.

WANDA
But I bet your parents are worried sick
about you! Aren't they Cosmo?
Cosmo eats his weenies but you can't hear a word he says.

COSMO
Glarbar-glubglub-chobble-munch...

WANDA
See. And what's that Cosmo?
(fast)
We should poof Timmy home before he
wishes us not to - Okay!

Wanda raises her wand....

INT. TIMMY'S BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS

They all POP into a wide shot of Timmy's room.

TIMMY
That was sooo uncool.

COSMO
Weenies! Where for art thou weenies?

Poof kicks him across the room, makes some cool Ninja poses and
spins up out of frame like in Crouching Tiger.

DAD (O.S.)
Oh, Timmy! Are you home?

WANDA
See! I told you your parents missed you
and are worried sick.

TIMMY
Okay, maybe you're right.

Cosmo, Wanda and Poof poof into the FISHBOWL as MOM and DAD
burst into his room (wearing SKI OUTFITS).

MOM
Hey sweetie, your Father and I just got
back from our amazing ski trip and we
were wondering...

DAD
Did we forget to bring you?
Timmy shoots Wanda a look. Wanda smiles sheepishly.

TIMMY
Yeah. But it's okay. I'm the Chosen One.

DAD AND MOM

Great!

MOM
'Cuz now it's time to pack for our tropical
vacation!

Mom and Dad rip away ski wear to reveal tropical sun outfits. (Note:
Mom wears a RED SCARF around her head.)

DAD
And this time we promise not to forget
you!

Mom and Dad dash away. Beat. The fairies poof back in.

WANDA
Ooh a vacation with your parents. A
perfect opportunity to re-connect with
your parents and Earth.

TIMMY
3.....2....1.

We hear <THE FRONT DOOR SLAM AND THE CAR ZOOM AWAY!>

COSMO
Timmy was right, you were wrong and I
want my weenies back.

TIMMY
And I want all the other stuff!

WANDA
Fine.

Poof! Wanda poofs up the stack of weenies, presents and milk shakes.
Cosmo grabs a weenie and eats it like an Eliminator.

COSMO
Must eliminate weenie - GAH!
<WHAM!> Cosmo is knocked o.s. He hits the wall then the ground.
Crouching, Poof spins and lands.

TIMMY
And now it's time to get back to
Fairyworld.
(intense)
I'm an action hero, Wanda. If there's a
cry for help, the Chosen One must heed
that call.

WANDA
But the Darkness hasn't come back, and
nobody is crying for help!

MARK CHANG (O.S.)

Timmy Turner! Like HELP!

COSMO
Wrong again, Woman.

TIMMY
Quick! To my gelatinous space friend
who's call I must heed!

EXT. TURNER FRONT YARD - SAME

Poof! Timmy and Fairies arrive. A winded Mark arrives.

MARK CHANG
Timmy Turner! My planet was, like,
attacked by metal robot dudes and eaten
by a big swirly thing of death!

TIMMY
So the Darkness is back - well I hope it
wants a big filet of - THE DARKNESS IS
BACK! Ahhhh!

Timmy dives into a hole in a tree.

WANDA
Spoken like a true action hero.

Mark pulls Timmy out with two tentacles.

MARK CHANG
 But you are like "the Chosen One" and
you must help me fight.

TIMMY
Heh, heh, technically I'm not the Chosen
One. Although they call me the Chosen
One, it's actually incorrect and how did
you know I'm the Chosen One? I never
told you.
(struggling)
And you're holding me kinda tight.

MARK CHANG
Because I must ELIMINATE TIMMY
TURNER!

Mark opens his mouth and it becomes a SWIRLING BLACK PORTAL!

Cosmo, Wanda and Poof grab onto the bed.

COSMO/WANDA
It's an Eliminator!

TIMMY
Yeah, but I've got magic this time! I wish
the Mark Eliminator was gone!

Cosmo and Wanda hold out their wands. SNAP - two tentacles grab the
wands and pull them away!

TIMMY (CONT'D)
And the Eliminator has more arms this
time.
(goes into mouth)
Ahhhhh!

WANDA AND COSMO

Timmy - noooooo!

COSMO
There's nothing we can do!

<WHAM!> The REAL MARK CHANG'S ESCAPE POD smashes into the
scene and crushes the Mark Eliminator. <POW!> The tentacle holding
Timmy goes flying.

TIMMY
Gah!
The tentacle holding Timmy then shorts out and transforms into an
Eliminator arm.

The escape pod opens to reveal Mark Chang.

MARK CHANG
Yo. Earth Buds! What's up?

Exasperated Timmy holds up the arm of the Eliminator.

TIMMY
The Darkness is back.

CUT TO BLACK.

END ACT I.

FADE IN:

EXT TURNER FRONT YARD - SAME

MARK jumps out of his ship. COSMO is in shock.

COSMO
Ah! It's another Mark Eliminator!

POOF dons a tough look and reaches into his purple pants, pulls out his
DIAPER and throws it at Mark (like a Chinese fighting star). <WHIP!>
Mark opens his mouth and <GULP!>

MARK CHANG
Oooh, diaper delight. Thanks li'l purple
dude.

TIMMY
No vortex mouth; eats dirty diapers; it's
the real Mark.

With two tentacles, Mark grabs Timmy with love and gusto!

MARK CHANG
Timmy Turner! Oh greatest warrior in the
universe, you must help me defeat the
metal warriors and swirling evil that has
destroyed my entire plan-net!
Under Mark's pod the Eliminator's feet curl up (like the Wicked Witch).
A fakeifier is in its place. Wanda grabs it.

WANDA
And they stole your fakeifiers!

Mark drops Timmy <GAH> and grabs the fakeifier

MARK CHANG
A new fake-i-fier! With wi-fi!

He slaps it on his waste, turns it, and transforms into a BEAR <ROAR>;
TINA TURNER <AHHHHH>; then JUSTIN JAKE ASHTON.

MARK CHANG (CONT'D)

Cool, I'm Justin Jake Ashton! Earth teen
dream with three first names.

Timmy pulls the fakeifier off Mark. He returns to normal.

TIMMY
So that's how the Eliminator was able to
disguise himself as Mark.

WANDA
But why would the Darkness destroy
Yugopotamia and not the rest of the
universe?

COSMO
Maybe it doesn't want to destroy the
universe, just Timmy. I mean if I tried to
eat the universe and a squishy butted
boy stopped me, I'd want to take him out
before I tried again. Right?

WANDA
(stunned) Did Cosmo just figure this
whole thing out?

TIMMY
(BEAT) THE DARKNESS WANTS TO TAKE
ME OUT! I mean, this looks like a job for
THE CHOSEN ONE!

MARK
Yes! I knew you'd like help me Timmy
Turner!
 TIMMY
Not me. Turbo Thunder. There's no way
I'm fighting the Darkness again. Don't
get me wrong, I like getting all the stuff
that comes with being the Chosen One,
just not the part where I have to be the
Chosen One and fight the Darkness!

COSMO
Is that your new action phrase 'cuz it's
kinda long.

TIMMY
Look. We just find Turbo Thunder; he fires
his "thunder-bolts" at the Darkness; the
darkness goes bye-bye and I live happily
ever after in Dimmsdale and marry Trixie
Tang!

Timmy sees TRIXIE walking her POODLE across the street.

TIMMY (CONT'D)
Hi Trixie!

TRIXIE
Help! Police!

Trixie <SCREAMS> and runs away.

TIMMY
She digs me. Now, first up, find Turbo
Thunder!

They Poof away.

EXT. DOWNTOWN FAIRYWORLD - CONTINUOUS

ON TURBO THUNDER: he holds a sign reading: "THE DARKNESS IS

COMING!" He seems a little beaten down.

TURBO THUNDER
The Darkness is coming back!

A FAIRY passes by and drops a quarter in a cup next to him.

TURBO
 Thanks. And you'll all be sorry you
rejected the true Chosen One, Turbo
Thunder!

JORGEN arrives up.

JORGEN
I'm only sorry I didn't ban you from
Fairyworld sooner.

TURBO THUNDER
What?! I'm Turbo Thunder. You can't ban
me from --

Poof! He's gone. Poof! Timmy and his gang arrive!

JORGEN
Hey, you just missed me banning Turbo
Blunder from Fairyworld!

TIMMY
Did you just say you BANNED TURBO
THUNDER!?! Where is he?

JORGEN
Who knows! Who cares! He kept ranting
"the Darkness was coming back!" Ah ha
ha...what a laugh.

TIMMY/WANDA/COSMO
The Darkness is coming back.

JORGEN
Oooooh!

EXT. CAVE OF DESTINY - SAME

PUSH IN TO: The dark cave in the mountains above Fairyworld.

JORGEN (O.S.)
What are you saying...

INT. CAVE OF DESTINY - CAVE PROPHECY - SAME

Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof and Mark study the cave prophecy. The
last image they see is the drawing from Episode I (an image of Timmy
holding the white wand).

Jorgen stands in front of THREE STALAGMITES.

JORGEN
--that I missed a hidden part of the cave
prophecy? Turner I have the eyes of an
eagle, the speed of a puma and the
wisdom of a great horned owl...

Timmy brushes his hand over the cave wall and reveals the start of
ANOTHER SERIES OF DRAWINGS. It says:

TIMMY
"Part two: how to find THE SECOND
WAND?!"

JORGEN
OK, maybe it's the eyes of a mole and
the wisdom of a clothes hamper, but I
still have the strength of a lion. Stand
back!

Jorgen poofs up a MAGIC SCRUB BRUSH and SQUEEGEE that washes

the dust off the wall and ANOTHER PROPHECY STORY is revealed!

ON THE NEW PICTURE: it shows fireballs hitting Yugopotamia.

MARK CHANG
Yo! That's like Yugopotamia getting
attacked!

Timmy is at the end of the prophecy with ANOTHER DRAWING: the

Chosen One stands above a dark blue planet. But this time he holds a
SECOND WAND in a CRYSTAL SCABBARD.

TIMMY
THERE'S A SECOND WAND!?!

POOF
Poof-Poof!

Poof studies a picture of a RED NINJA on the wall.

JORGEN
 <GASP> The Red Ninja. As a young boy I
heard about the legend of an all powerful
red destroyer, but it looks like it's more
than a legend.

Poof looks then mimics the drawing and gives it the evil eye.

WANDA
No, Poof. You're not taking on the Red
Ninja. Timmy is.

TIMMY
(quick) No I'm not.

ON THE WALL is a cave drawing of Eliminators surrounding fairies with

a broken rainbow over the drawing.

COSMO
(laughing) Check it out. This cave picture
looks like the Eliminators taking over
Fairyworld! <LAUGHS> (stops) Wait
that's not funny.

EXT. DOWNTOWN FAIRYWORLD - SAME

CUPID and JUANDISSIMO dine in an outside cafe. Cupid cuts into a

large heart shaped chocolate on a plate. It's unusually busy on the
street full of fairies.

CUPID
Uhg. This is solid. I said I wanted the
caramel filled chocolate heart.

JUANDISSIMO
Why don't you have a salad for once.
Caramel makes you irritable.

CUPID
No, what makes me irritable is how busy
it is in downtown today. What's with all
the fairies?

Suddenly - click! 3/4's of the fairies turn into ELIMINATORS!

JUANDISSIMO
 Those aren't Fairies. They are
Eliminators! But they are shiny and I look
fantastic on their chests.

WHOOSH! The Eliminators swirly mouths open and start sucking.

ON Cupid and other Fairies. Zoom in to there terrified faces.

FAIRIES
Ahhhhhhh!!

INT. CAVE OF DESTINY - SAME

Jorgen reacts to a terrible gut feeling.

JORGEN
I just felt a disturbance in the fairy force.
Like a thousand fairies cried out in agony.
We must quickly decipher part two of the
prophecy, find the wand and stop the
Darkness - again.

There's a CRYPTIC SAYING below the drawing of Timmy holding the

wand. Is it written in an ancient language?

WANDA
But the message looks like it was written
by a complete moron!

COSMO
Stand back. I speak complete moron!
(reads)
"Blabbity, blah-blah, give Cosmo 9
pounds of cocktail weenies."

WANDA
It does not say that.

COSMO
(mystical) YES - IT - DOOOOES....

MARK CHANG
Uh, it says: "The second wand lies on the
dark side of the blue moon."

TIMMY
It's written in Yugopotamian?
 MARK CHANG
Shya! Which is kinda freakin' me out 'cuz
why would my native tongue be
scribbled on a cave wall in FREAKY
FLOATY RAINBOW LAND!

JORGEN
You're freaked? I think my mole vision
saw those stalagmites move.

Suddenly the stalagmites turn into LEAD ELIMINATOR, #1, & #2

ELIMNATORS
ELIMINATE TIMMY TURNER.

They suck wands out of Cosmo, Jorgen, Poof and Wanda's hand.

JORGEN
Ahh! Our wands!

Then Eliminator #1 shoots a net from its hand blasters. Cosmo,

Wanda, Poof and Jorgen are trapped.

WANDA/COSMO
Ahhh! Butterfly nets!

MARK
Ahhhh! Hold me Turner!

Mark jumps in Timmy's arms.

LEAD ELIMINATOR
You have no power now Chosen One. And
I will finally eliminate you.

LE's arm transforms into a massive arm blaster.

TIMMY
Technically I'm not the "Chosen One." I'm
just a dorky kid who looks like the
Chosen One and...

Timmy backs up. The blaster powers up.

TIMMY (CONT'D)
Ahhhhhh!!!
Timmy's butt hits the wall. Suddenly, the wall glows then it envelopes
Timmy then <WHOOOSH!> They are sucked into the wall and are gone
<PZZAP!> LE's arm transforms back to normal.

JORGEN
Ha! The Chosen One got away! You lose!
Well you don't lose but you don't win
either.

ELIMINATOR #1
I didn't see that escape portal earlier

ELIMINATOR #2
And I have the eyes of a puma.

LEAD ELIMINATOR
Put these with the others then find and
ELIMINATE TIMMY TURNER.

WANDA
What does he mean by "others"?

EXT. ABRACATRAZ - MOMENTS LATER

It's the prettiest maximum security island in Fairyworld. A sign reads:

"Abracatraz."

INT. ABRACATRAZ - MOMENTS LATER

All the Fairies in Fairyworld are stuffed in a BUTTERFLY NET CELL.

JAUNDISSIMO and CUPID peek through the netting.

CUPID
You cannot keep all of Fairyworld locked
up, and love always conquers over
Darkness!

JAUNDISSIMO
And my sexiness can never be contained.
See!

He rips off his shirt. Eliminator #1 hits a button and steel doors
<SLAM> down around the fairy cell.

CUPID (O.S.)
It's so dark! We can't conquer this!
 JAUNDISSIMO
OK, who just touched my nipple?!

PAN TO the next cell as Cosmo, Wanda, Poof and Jorgen are thrown in.
Jorgen's shackled and chained.

WANDA
What are we going to do? We're locked in
Abracatraz, Fairyworld's maximum
security prison, and who knows what
happened to Timmy?!

COSMO
Oh, I know what happened to Timmy - he
got eaten by the cave prophecy.

JORGEN
I'll tell you what we are going to do. We
are going to break out of this cell, get our
wands back and help Timmy Turner crush
the Darkness. Now stand back for I also
have the strength of a Lion!

Jorgen goes into <A MACHO CHAIN BRAKING POSE! HE FLEXES AND
FLEXES AND GIVES UP!>

JORGEN (CONT'D)
Did I say I Lion? Perhaps it's more like a
medium sized cat thing like a lynx or a
snow leopard.

CUT TO:

INT. TIMMY'S BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS

TIMMY/MARK (O.S.)
Aaagh!

A MAGICAL WALL PORTAL opens, and Mark and Timmy roll out.

MARK CHANG
Cool, we're wall vomit. Now,
WHAT'S GOING ON!?

TIMMY
The Darkness is trying to destroy me, so I
have to find the second wand to destroy
 the Darkness. And oh yeah, you're my
new sidekick.

MARK CHANG
yeaaaahhhh - no. It's the Chosen Uno,
not the Chosen Duo. So, you go out and
battle the sucky-bots and the "not-
chosen-one," that's me, will stay here
and nosh on these tiny tubes of spicy
flesh.

Mark munches on some weenies.

TIMMY
May I remind you that you lost your
entire PLANET to that thing and you read
the prophecy! Now are you a man or a
mouse?

Mark turns his fakeifier and becomes a MOUSE.

MARK CHANG
Like, Squeak?

TIMMY
Fine! I'll do it myself! The Darkness may
have taken my fairies, but I have the
wisdom of a really smart animal and the
speed of a - really fast animal. And I will
not be fooled by their surprise attacks.

MOM AND DAD (V.O.)

OH TIMMY! Come down stairs! We have a
surprise for you.

TIMMY
Cool!

Timmy dashes o.s.

INT. TURNER LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS

Mom and Dad are in their tropical gear. Timmy arrives.

TIMMY
Surprise!? What's my surprise? Boy want
surprise!!!
 DAD
Here it is...

MOM AND DAD

ELIMINATE TIMMY TURNER.

Mom and Dad open their mouths - THEY'RE ELIMINATORS!!

TIMMY
Dia, doh, der deeee....

Mouse Mark dashes and skids into frame.

MARK CHANG
Back off nasty sucky-bots! Oh wait, hold
that thought.

Mark changes his fakeifier. He transforms into Tina Turner...

MARK CHANG (CONT'D)

No, no, not Tina....

Then finally a GIANT PRO WRESTLING KANGAROO.

MARK CHANG (CONT'D)

Better. Sucky-Bots say hello to the
Chang-aroo!!!

<BRAKAM!> The Chang-aroo kicks the Eliminators o.s.

MARK CHANG (CONT'D)

Now say goodbye!

Mark shoves Timmy in his pouch and hops away.

EXT. TIMMY'S HOUSE - SAME

The Chang-eroo slams the door behind him. Timmy hops out.

TIMMY
Thanks for saving me buddy.

MARK CHANG
Hey, it's what sidekicks do.

Mark transforms back to normal.

TIMMY
 And I will not get fooled again or believe
what anyone says.

TRIXIE arrives in the front yard.

TRIXIE
Hi Timmy. I thought I would just stop over
and make out with you.

TIMMY
Awesome!

Timmy puckers up and heads for Trixie.

TRIXIE
Kiss me you - FOOL!

Trixie's mouth opens and sucks Timmy into her vortex. Mark reaches in
with a long tentacle and pulls him out.

MARK CHANG
Dude!?!

TIMMY
Cut me some slack. I've wanted to kiss
her since kindergarten.

Mark wraps Trixie with a tentacle and spins o.s. (like a top) <BASH!>
Mom and Dad bust through the house wall. They shape shift back into
ELIMINATOR shape.

ELIMINATORS
Eliminate Timmy Turner.

Their arms transform into blasters.

MARK CHANG
Okay, wisdom of a smart-animal-boy,
what do we do now?

Timmy takes off leaving Mark behind.

ON THE ROAD - Timmy runs for his life. Mark catches up.

MARK CHANG (CONT'D)

Run!?! That's your great plan?

TIMMY
 I don't have the creativity of a really
creative animal yet.

<WHOOSH!> Behind them, the three Eliminators fly toward them

blasting fireballs that narrowly miss Timmy and Mark.

ELIMINATORS
Eliminate Timmy Turner.

AHEAD IN THE STREET: CHESTER and AJ rise from a man-hole.

CHESTER
Timmy! Robotic aliens have taken over
Dimmsdale!

AJ
Jump in if you want to live!

MARK CHANG
Trust them. They live in a sewer.

Timmy and Mark run and dive into the sewer. <WHOOSH!> The
Eliminators zoom overhead.

INT. SEWER - CONTINUOUS

MARK CHANG
Sewer dwellers! Thank you for getting us
out of that mess and into this one.

CHESTER
And now we must...

They opens their mouths - they are ELIMINATORS, too!

CHESTER AND AJ
ELIMINATE TIMMY TURNER.

MARK CHANG
I can't believe the sewer dudes turned on
us.

TIMMY
What now, sidekick boy?

MARK CHANG
 Lucky for you I have the extremities of a
squid and the knowledge of a sanitation
employee.

Mark slaps Timmy on his back. His legs spin like propellers and
<WHOOSH!> The water kick-back sends the Chester and AJ
Eliminators backward and o.s. Mark take off through the sewers.
Timmy rides him like a jet-ski.

TIMMY
Ahhhh-aaaaahhhh....

AROUND A CORNER - <WHOOSH> - Mark and Timmy take a turn.

<WHOOSH!> They go around another corner and <SPLASH> into the
camera. Then, they <WHOOSH> past camera.

EXT. STREET - CONTINUOUS

ON A MAN HOLE COVER - <POW!> Mark and Timmy shoot out.

TIMMY/MARK
Whooooo-hooooooo.

Timmy and Mark land. PULL WIDE to see they are back on Timmy's
front yard surrounded by the Eliminators.

TIMMY
Worst sidekick ever.

MARK CHANG
I won't argue that.

TIMMY
Run?

MARK CHANG
Big time.

Timmy and Mark dash inside the house.

INT. TIMMY'S ROOM - SECONDS LATER

WHAM! Timmy gets in his room (note: it's full of all the stuff he wished
up before: weenies; presents; roller skates).

MARK CHANG
 Wait I have another plan!

Mark turns into a mouse and runs into a hole.

TIMMY
What about me?

MARK CHANG
I don't think you'll fit in the hole.

Suddenly - <RIP!> The wall of Timmy's bedroom rips away revealing

the Five Eliminators.

ELIMINATOR #4
Dead end, Timmy Turner.

ELIMINATOR #5
Key word: 'end'.

ELIMINATOR #6
Shouldn't the key word be 'dead'?

Suddenly LE flies & hovers in front of the other Eliminators.

LEAD ELIMINATOR
Yes. It should.

Eliminators join hands and form a giant portal. The Lead Eliminator
stands in front.

LEAD ELIMINATOR (CONT'D)

Enter the Darkness Timmy Turner. You
have no fairies. You have no weapons
and you have no options.

Timmy looks down. He sees all his stuff around him.

TIMMY
Oh yeah, think again Eliminator!

Timmy grabs a present.

TIMMY (CONT'D)
Please be a turbo weapon. Please be a
turbo blaster.

Timmy opens it. It's a <FUNK MUSIC PLAYING BOOM BOX!>

 TIMMY (CONT'D)
A boombox? Oh well - let's hope it really
goes boom!

Timmy throws the boom box in the vortex. The vortex shorts out, and
for a second we see the metallic Eliminators appear again then they
reform the portal. Mark looks on.

MARK CHANG
Dude. I don't think it likes the funk.

Timmy picks up the roller skates.

TIMMY
Then let's see if can rock and roller
skate!?!

Timmy throws the skates in and it becomes more unstable. LE sparks,

shorts out, and its voice speeds up and slows down.

LEAD ELIMINATOR
Stop Timmy Turn...elimina-
Chosen....Eliminate...

NEXT TO TIMMY: Mark fakeifies back to himself.

TIMMY
Now let's see how he likes my weenies!
Not the catch phrase I was going for, but
WHIP THE WEENIES!

Mark and Timmy whip the weenies at the portal.

LEAD ELIMINATOR
Elimina---stop---weenie---Timmy---

Suddenly <KAPOW!> The Eliminators explode and pieces scatter

everywhere to the ground in the front yard. Timmy looks down in
shock. Then looks up.

TIMMY
You see that Darkness?! Now I'm gonna
go get the wand on the dark side of the
blue moon and I'M COMING AFTER YOU!

MARK CHANG
And where is this blue moon?
 TIMMY
(to the heavens)
I HAVE NO IDEA!

FADE OUT.

END ACT II...

ACT III

EXT. TIMMY'S FRONT YARD - LATER

Smoldering BOT-BODIES are scattered all over the yard. TIMMY and
MARK arrive and survey the carnage.

TIMMY
Eliminators down; the Darkness to go.
And although I have no idea how we
crushed those dudes with roller skates
and weenies, it's OFF TO YOUR SPACE
SHIP TO GET THE SECOND WAND!

MARK CHANG
Sewer squid powers activate!

Timmy hops on Mark's back and he dives into the sewer hole. PAN
OVER to the bot-parts. The pieces roll together and reconnect. LEAD
ELIMINATOR (LE) rises into frame. Suddenly a glow comes over him as
he reboots, ROLLER SKATE WHEELS appear on his feet and a BOOM
BOX morphs out of his chest.

LEAD ELIMINATOR
Elimina---elimina---GET - GET Timmy
Turner.

THREE OTHER ELIMINATORS rise behind him.

ELIMINATORS
Get Timmy Turner.

<FUNK MUSIC PLAYS!> They disco roller skate down the street.

CUT TO:

INT. ABRACATRAZ - DAY

ON: rolling Eliminator feet. WIDE: Eliminators roll behind the real
Timmy's MOM, DAD, CHESTER, AJ and TRIXIE down the jail cell hallway
(Eliminators have arm blasters drawn).

MOM
Where are we again?

DAD
The last thing I remember is we were
eating cocktail weenies on the beach and
we got sucked into the face of a man
who looked like me.

CHESTER
Hey, I was sucked into the face of a dude
who looked like me!

AJ
I surmise we've been abducted by an
alien super race that can shape-shift into
any form they want.

DAD
Either that or that was a baaaaad batch
of cocktail weenies we ate.

ELIMINATOR #2
The kid's right. We're aliens.

TRIXIE
Aliens, right. What are you going to show
us next - fairies?

DAD
(laughs) Ah-ha! There's not a batch of
weenies in the world bad enough to get
me to believe that.

A cell door opens and they are shoved in the same cell as JORGEN,
COSMO, WANDA and POOF, who float in fairy form.

DAD (CONT'D)
Bad, baaaad weenies!

Mom, Dad, Chester and Trixie <FAINT> from fairy shock.

AJ
But I didn't eat any weenies.
Then AJ <FAINTS.>

COSMO
Awesome! A fainting party!

Cosmo <FAINTS & THUD!> ON THE ELIMINATORS: outside the cell.

ELIMINATOR #1
I like the funny green dude.

ELIMINATOR #2
And I like our new roller feet and the
funk.

Eliminator #1 and #2 roller boogie away.

WANDA
Uh, GET US OUT OF HERE!

JORGEN
Fear not Wanda, for if I know Timmy
Turner. Right now he's fearlessly hurtling
through the universe with the speed of a
space cheetah on his way to obtaining
the second wand and saving us all.

EXT. DIMMSDALE DUMP - SAME

TIMMY
WHERE'S YOUR SPACE SHIP?

ANGLE ON: a hole where Mark's ship is usually parked.

MARK CHANG
Oh right. I left it on Yugopotamia, which
is, of course, gonzo. But the good news is
I have no idea where this Blue Moon is
that we seek. Wait, bad news - I meant to
say the bad news is I have no idea where
the blue moon is.

TIMMY
Okay, so we have no ship. We have no
idea where the Blue Moon is, and there's
no one to help us because the Darkness
has captured all my friends and loved
ones!
 MARK CHANG
Uh, like, is there anyone who hates you
that can help us?

INT. CROCKER CAVE - CONTINUOUS

ON: A PLATE OF COCKTAIL WEENIES - MR. CROCKER spears one.

CROCKER
Yes! After 32 years of searching, 13
nervous breakdowns and 4000 cocktail
weenies, today is the day my atomic
magic seeking magno-scope will finally
locate the legendary Fairyworld.

PULL WIDE to see Crocker standing next to a HUGE TELESCOPE.

Crocker presses a BUTTON.

OUTSIDE HIS HOUSE - SAME

A HUGE TELESCOPE shoots a pulse into the sky.

BACK INSIDE -

A computer screen at a command center <BEEPS.>

COMPUTER VOICE
Fairyworld not detected.

CROCKER
Curses!

Crocker turns and sees Timmy and Mark standing there.

CROCKER (CONT'D)
GAH! I didn't steal anything - I mean
OW! OW! OW!

Mark uses his tentacles to force open Crocker's mouth.

MARK CHANG
Bad news, he's not a black-hole sucky
dude. I mean good news!

CROCKER
 What's going on?! How did you smuggle
this squid past mother - (tough) This
better be good.

TIMMY
Long story short - I'm being hunted by a
big black hole in space and I need you to
help me find a mystical and magical Dark
Blue Moon.

CROCKER
Tell me you have fairies and we have a
deal.

TIMMY
I have fairies.

CROCKER
NO USE IN DENYING IT and - oh. Man,
that was anti-climactic. But I am a man
of my word.

Crocker adjusts his telescope - an image appears on his BIG SCREEN

and it finds a FUZZY BLUE MOON.

CROCKER (CONT'D)
On my many failed attempts to find the
Fairyworld, I did find this Blue Moon in
the Vegon system. It gives off a large
magic reading but I detected no life on
the planet.

The image magnifies: it's blurry but there's a STAR SHAPED CRATER
(like on the wall of the cave)!

TIMMY
The Star Crater! That's it!

CROCKER
Yeah, blah blah blah, now SHOW ME
YOUR FAIRIES!

TIMMY
Oh, you want to see them, too? Well
that's gonna cost you extra.

CROCKER
 What? What do you want? Name your
price. How about A's for life no matter
how bad your projects stink?

TIMMY
I need to get to that moon - fast.

CROCKER
Behold the CROCKER ROCKET!

A MISSILE SILO opens in the middle of the Crocker Cave and a SPACE-
ROCKET rises from the ground.

MARK CHANG
Dude aren't you a teacher? How do you
afford this stuff?

CROCKER
Oh, um, well remember the funds that
went missing for the new school science
wing and the teen center that would
keep the troubled youths off the streets
and turn them into productive members
of society.

TIMMY
Yeah.

CROCKER
You're looking at them.

TIMMY
And this will get us to the Blue Moon of
Vegon?

CROCKER
Does this answer your question?!

Crocker hits a REMOTE CONTROL and <THE ROCKET TAKES OFF!>

CROCKER (CONT'D)
We probably should have been on that.

MARK CHANG
Ahhhh! What are we gonna do now?! I
need to save my planet and I can't pull a
space ship out of my pants!
 TIMMY
Calm down. We know where the second
wand is and I can get us a space ship. All
I need is a high speed internet
connection, a laptop and a whoopee
cushion.

Mark pulls THESE ITEMS (see above) out of his pants.

MARK CHANG
Shpingo!
(off their look)
What? I said I couldn't pull a spaceship
out of my pants. Now who wants cocktail
weenies?

TIMMY/CROCKER
No! No! No! No!

EXT. SPACE - THE DEATH BALL - LATER

Establishing. <LAUGHTER> can be heard coming from within.

INT. DEATH BALL - CONTINUOUS

DARK TROOPERS watch a MONITOR and <LAUGH!> DARK LASER

enters.

DARK LASER
What's so funny?

TROOPER #1
Eh-hem, um, you wouldn't find it funny,
sir.

DARK LASER
What do you mean? I'm Dark Laser! I've
got a great sense of humor
and...LEAPING LIGHT YEARS!

ON THE SCREEN: we see a "TOO YUBE" video of a stop motion cut out
of Dark Laser. He moves, dances and <FARTS!>

DARK LASER (ON TV) (CONT'D)

I'm Fart Blazer! I'm Fart Blazer! Pull my
finger. I'm Fart Blazer.
 DARK LASER (CONT'D)
What the - ? That's not me. I'm discreet
with my flatulence.
(to Flipsie)
Right Flipsie? Who posted these lies?

ON THE SCREEN at the bottom it reads: POSTED BY TIMMY TURNER.

DARK LASER (CONT'D)

Turner.

EXT. TIMMY'S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS

Timmy, Mark and Crocker wait on the lawn. Timmy looks up.

TIMMY
3....2....1.

<WHAM!> Dark Laser's Death Pod lands on the lawn. DL jumps out
with his LIGHT STICK ablaze!

DARK LASER
Timmy Turner, this time you've gone too
far! I told you about my irritable bowel in
confidence.

KIDS ride by on BIKES.

BIKE TEEN
It's "Fart Blazer" from Too Yube!

The kids <LAUGH!> DL holds up his hand and uses the force to
<CRASH> their bikes. Timmy shoves DL back into the pod.

TIMMY
Yeah, yeah, we'll talk about it on the way
to the Vegon system.

DARK LASER
Hey, easy. Watch it. We are not done with
this conversation.

Mark turns to Timmy.

MARK CHANG
 But Timmy Turner, do you think this
Timmy-hating army is large enough to
take on the Darkness?!

TIMMY
No. We're missing one secret violent
ingredient.

Timmy holds up a CASH REGISTER and rings it up. <KACHING!> Vicky

arrives like a panting and salivating dog.

VICKY
Money! Money-money. Money-MONEY!

TIMMY
Get the cash machine, Vicky! Get it! Get
it, girl!

Timmy throws it in the Death Pod. Vicky chases after it.

MARK CHANG
The bodaciously evil Vicky. Nice.

INT. DEATH POD - CONTINUOUS

Timmy and Mark arrive in the seating area. Vicky holds the empty cash
register.

VICKY
What's going on? There's no money in
this and why are we in an evil space
pod?

TIMMY
Alien Robots have kidnapped my friends
and family, and an evil wall of Darkness
will devour the universe unless my
enemies, that's you guys, help me get a
mystical second wand to stop it.

Timmy makes a delayed "get it" gesture.

VICKY
Why should we help you?

TIMMY
(To Vicky) I'll give you $20 bucks.
 (to Crocker)
You can see my fairies.
(to Dark Laser)
And you can destroy me when this is
over.

CROCKER/DARK LASER
DEAL!

DARK LASER
I'll set the co-ordinates for the Vegon
system. (mumbles) Yes I'm going to
destroy the Darkness then destroy
Timmy Turner hub-blub-blub.

TIMMY
Blast off!

EXT. TIMMY'S YARD - SAME

The Death Pod zooms up into space. Suddenly, BIG BOOTS walk into
frame. Somebody was watching them. Then <WHOOSH!> Whoever it
is chases Dark Laser's ship.

INT. ABRACATRAZ - CONTINUOUS

Jorgen is <CHEWING> the jail bars.

JORGEN
Being that I have the teeth of a great
white crocodile shark I will eat our way to
freedom!

ON: Cosmo, Wanda and Poof sit next to Mom, Dad, Chester, AJ and
Trixie. Awkward silence. Dad speaks up.

DAD
Soooo...Timmy has magical fairy god
parents and that's your magic baby?

COSMO/WANDA/POOF
Yep./Poof!

MOM
And you grant Timmy's every wish?
 WANDA
Not every wish. There are rules.

MOM
Could he have wished me a clean house
whenever he saw I was tired and weary
from domestic overload?

WANDA
Oh sure! That's an easy one!

CHESTER
Could he have wished me up a big house
when my trailer got destroyed by that
twister?

COSMO
Heck, he could have just wished away
the twister!

TRIXIE
And me to be even more popular than I
am now?

WANDA
That and a thick head of hair for AJ, but
he just chose not to.

DAD
Well I choose to GET TIMMY!

MOM/DAD/CHESTER/AJ/TRIXIE
<Timmy stinks!/ Down with Timmy!>

They all run, <CRASH> into the bars and fall to the floor.

JORGEN
And I'm still chewing here!

WANDA
Now you may all think that Timmy is
selfish...

COSMO
Which he is....

WANDA
 But what you don't know is that he's
risked his life to save all of you and now
he's out there trying to save you from
the Darkness.

DAD
Wow. Soooo, could Timmy have wished
away my man-boobs?

JORGEN
Yes! And I'M TRYING TO BREAK OUT OF
THIS JAIL HERE!

He turns back to the bars to see Eliminators #1 and #2 standing there.

JORGEN (CONT'D)
I mean - I'm hungry. GAH!

The door swings open sending Jorgen flying back into the cell. The
Eliminators put down a PLATE OF CHICKEN FINGERS.

DAD
Oh no thanks. Chicken Fingers go right to
my man boobs.

ELIMINATOR #2
And do not try escaping. You are not
smart enough to out think us.

They turn to exit, but POOF's stuck to Eliminator #2's back! The door
shuts. Poof smiles and waves!

COSMO
Look! Poof busted out!

OUTSIDE THE JAIL CELL: Poof peels himself off the back of Eliminator
#2 as they leave. Poof <LANDS> and looks around. He pulls out a RED
SCARF and EYELINER. ON: Mom.

MOM
Hey, he took my scarf.

DAD
And he took my eyeliner! Er, I mean, it's
2:30...

Poof whips the red scarf around himself, <SPINS and LANDS> with
dark mysterious eyes ready for battle. He looks like....
 WANDA
I knew he shouldn't have watched that
movie. Now Poof thinks he's the Red
Ninja.

<CLICK> - the Eliminators come back into the room.

COSMO
Ahhh! Now he's the dead ninja!

ELIMINATOR #1
Looks like we have a li'l prison break out.
Emphasis on "li'l."

Poof goes into a crouching-baby stance!

ELIMINATOR #2
Shouldn't the emphasis be on "break?"
'Cuz we're gonna break his...

Poof <FLIES> at Eliminator #2 and <KICKS> him against the wall

<CRASH!> Eliminator #1 rushes Poof, but Poof <SPINS> up into the air
to avoid him.

CUT TO: a series of action shots of Poof kicking robo-butt.

WANDA
Hey, Poof does a pretty good Red Ninja.

JORGEN
Wanda. That's not an impersonation -
Poof is the Red Ninja!

COSMO
And I taught him everything he knows.
Hi-Hoo-ha-GAK!

Cosmo does a karate moves but knocks himself out. OUTSIDE THE
CELL: all the robot pieces land forming a SWING SET. Poof <LANDS,
SWINGS AND GIGGLES!>

WANDA
Nice job Sweetie. Now could you let us
out of here?

Poof <SWINGS HIGH, JUMPS> out of the chair and <LANDS> on a

LEVER which lowers. The cell opens and everybody runs out.
 EVERYONE
Hooray!

Wanda rushes over and hugs Poof.

JORGEN
And now we must join forces with the
Chosen One and stop the Darkness once
and for all!

He holds up his hand. There's no wand.

WANDA
We don't have wands.

JORGEN
Darn it!

INT. DEATH POD - SAME

It's quiet as Timmy and his rag-tag team of heroes sit and wait. Dark
Laser's in the cockpit. Mark sits next to Vicky. Mark <YAWNS> and tries
to get a tentacle around her.

MARK CHANG
Oh I'm sooo tired from this long space
travel and...

VICKY
Don't even think about it.

MARK CHANG
Right.

TIMMY
And I'm hungry from this long space
travel. Are there snacks on this flight?

DARK LASER
I serve death, not snacks. But there's a
great cantina coming up on Frigidarium.

CROCKER
Frigidarium? That's the coldest non-
magical sector in the galaxy. And we
don't have heat regulating dark suits like
you.
Dark Laser opens a CLOSET, it's full of SUPPLIES. He pulls out some
WHITE BLANKETS, a <BLEEPING> GARBAGE CAN WITH WHEELS, RED
FUZZY EAR MUFFS and a FUR COAT.

DARK LASER
Hang on. I've got blankets, a thermal
refuse barrel, some ear muffs and my ex-
wife's fur coat.

CROCKER
I call the fur coat!

EXT. FRIGIDARIUM - LATER

The planet looks like a giant snowman. The Death Pod enters frame
and heads toward it.

INT. FRIGIDARIUM CANTINA - LATER

The door swings open and Timmy and his gang enter the cantina full of
FREAKY SPACE ALIENS (they look exactly like the cast from Star Wars).
Timmy with a white blanket wrapped around him looks like Luke. Vicky
with ear muffs and blanket looks like Leia. Crocker's fur coat looks like
Chewbacca. DL is Darth Vader. Mark's stuffed in a <BLEEPING>
wheeled barrel. Everyone in the cantina turns to look and the music
stops.

MARK CHANG
<BLEEPS> This thermal barrel is, like, on
the fritz.

Crocker clears his throat, sounding like Chewbacca.

CROCKER
RAAAAAARRERRR. (beat) And my sinuses
are acting up.

TIMMY
This seems weirdly familiar.

OUTSIDE -

TWO BOOTS walk into frame next to the Death Pod.

BACK INSIDE -
 DARK LASER
I'll get us a table.

Dark Laser walks up to a TABLE, uses the force and five aliens fly out
the table <WAH!> They all sit at the table.

TIMMY
(impressed) Nice.

Mark's barrel <BLIPS AND BLEEPS!>

MARK CHANG
Man, this thing won't shut up.

Vicky reaches for a MENU but can't grab it.

VICKY
Pass me the menu. Help me, twerp,
you're my only hope.

CROCKER
RRRAAAEEERR. I think I'm allergic to this
coat. RRRAAAE-EEREERR.

A SPACEY WAITER arrives at the table.

VICKY
What are your specials today?

WAITER
We have a lovely Chosen One soup.

TIMMY
Oooh, what's in it?

Suddenly, the waiter transforms into the Lead Eliminator!

LEAD ELIMINATOR
Youuuuuuuu.

ALL THE ALIENS in the cantina transform into Eliminators.

TIMMY
IT'S A TRAP!

LEAD ELIMINATOR
Get the Chosen One.
OTHER PATRONS turn into Eliminators and chant.

ELIMINATORS
Get the Chosen One!

Arm cannons are drawn! They fire! <BLAST! BLAST!>

ALL
Ahhhhhhh!

<BOINK. BOINK. BOINK.> They are hit with - weenies?

TIMMY
Weenies? They blasted us with weenies?

DARK LASER
This battle is going to be easier than I
thought. Catch!

Dark laser tosses Timmy and Mark LIGHT STICKS. Crocker pulls out a
FAIRY FREEZER and fires it up.

VICKY
Hey, what do I use for a weapon?

Dark Laser hands her TWO FORKS.

DARK LASER
Here, use the forks.

WHOOSH! Timmy and Mark light their light sticks. They are all in a
pose and ready for battle or at least a movie poster.

CROCKER
Reeerearrrrrr.

TIMMY
Okay, now I know I've seen this
somewhere before.

CUT TO BLACK.

END ACT 3...

FADE IN:

ACT 4
INT. CANTINA - SAME

SHOT OF TIMMY and HIS REBEL ARMY ready for battle. SHOT OF LEAD
ELIMINATOR with 10 behind him ready to attack.

TIMMY
Um, are those roller skate feet?

LEAD ELIMINATOR
Yep, and check this out.

Lead Eliminator presses the boom box on his chest. It plays <SILLY
HAPPY MUSIC!>

DARK LASER
Oooh great if we were fighting at a
birthday party.

DL hits a button on his chest and it plays <BATTLE MUSIC!>

DARK LASER (CONT'D)

Now that's battle music! (Evil laughs and
mumbles...)

TIMMY
SPLIT UP!

They all leap in different directions. The Eliminators fire more

WEENIES. Timmy ducks, dodges and jumps behind a TABLE. Crocker
pops up from the table holding a FAIRY FREEZER.

CROCKER
I think it's time you all "chill out" with my
FAIRY FREEZER!

He aims, but LE opens his vortex mouth and sucks the freezer out of
Crocker's hand. LE swallows it, then glows, re-boots and then his hand
suddenly transforms into a fairy freezer.

CROCKER (CONT'D)
Did I say my Fairy Freezer? I meant your
Fairy Freezer, which looks fabulous on
you and - GAH!

<BLAST!> Crocker is frozen in carbonite. Suddenly <WHACK!> The

Lead Eliminator's arm freezer is cut off. Dark Laser lands next to frozen
Crocker wielding his light stick.
 DARK LASER
Ha! You are no match for the powers of
my light stick.

<SUCK!> DL's light stick is sucked into the mouth of Lead Eliminator.
<VROOM!> LE forms a light stick on his hand.

DARK LASER (CONT'D)

I mean your light stick, which also looks
fabulous on you.

<PZZZAP!> LE holds up his broken fist and CLICK! The Freezer arm re-
attaches. PZZAP. He freezes DL. Vicky lands on top of the frozen DL
and Crocker and fans out two handfuls of forks.

VICKY
May the forks be with...Gah!

Vicky is frozen. Three Eliminators arrives and <SUCK> the frozen army
into their vortex mouths. <ZHOOOMP!>

LE snap-turns to see Timmy in the middle of the Cantina.

TIMMY
<GULP> (nervous energy) Hey. Cool trick
how you sucked up a fairy freezer and a
light stick and then your arms became
fairy freezers and light sticks, and
AHHHHH!

Timmy drops his light stick and dives over the bar. BEHIND THE BAR:
Timmy lands next to a scared Mark.

MARK CHANG
I told you we needed a bigger army!

TIMMY
What can I say? You where right.

MARK CHANG
Say you have a plan on how to crush the
robo-freaks!
(Beat. Beat.)
You're not SAYING ANYTHING!

<WHOOSH!> A light stick rips the bar in half. It falls.

LEAD ELIMINATOR
 Get the Chosen One.

TIMMY
Exactly. "Get the Chosen One." But the
Chosen One is not here. I'm "Timmy
Turner", you want "Turbo Thunder." Me
Timmy, not Turbo. So whaddya say we
shake hands and call this thing a big mix
up and we'll go back to Earth and forget
the whole thing, okay? Okay.

Timmy shakes the Lead Eliminator's hand. Suddenly LE begins to shake

and spark. CLOSE ON: the hand's shaking.

LEAD ELIMINATOR
Get the Chosen - get - does not compute.
Warm. Does not compu...

LE shorts out then sends an electrical pulse that shuts down all the
Eliminators. They all collapse, fall to the ground and spark sporadically.
Happy Mark pops up.

MARK CHANG
Dude! You did have a plan. You used your
Chosen One death grip!

TIMMY
All I did was shake his hand and be nice.

MARK CHANG
And that works tooooo - because - you
are soooo the Chosen One!

TIMMY
Maybe I am. I know before I said I wasn't
but maybe I really am.

EXT. CANTINA - CONTINUOUS

The door bursts open. Timmy exits with Mark.

TIMMY
Yes! I am the Chosen One!

<VROOM!> The Darkness appears in the sky and it's close!

TIMMY (CONT'D)
 Is what I would say, if I was - but I'm not.
Not the Chosen One.

The Darkness begins eating the planet. <WHOOSH!> Dark Laser's

Death Pod is sucked into the Darkness.

MARK CHANG
It's eating the planet! What the heck
does that thing want!?

A <WHISPY SPACEY NOISE> comes out of the Darkness.

DARKNESS
Timmmmyturneerrrrr....

Timmy jumps into Mark's arms.

TIMMY
Hold me.

They stand as the Darkness is about to eat them.

TIMMY (CONT'D)
Any last words ol' buddy.

MARK CHANG
Actually, just one comes to mind.
"Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!"

WHOOSH! A PINK STREAK zooms in and takes Timmy and Mark away.

EXT. MYSTERIOUS PLANET - MOMENTS LATER

Timmy and Mark plop down on a barren pink landscape?

TIMMY AND MARK

Ahhhhhhhhh-OOF!

THE MYSTERIOUS BOOTS enter frame. Timmy's eyes go wide.

TIMMY
It's you.

INT. ABRACATRAZ - SAME

<ALARMS GO OFF!> Eliminators run through the hall. They stop in

front of a GUARD ELIMINATOR (#7).
 ELIMINATOR #8
The fairy prisoners have escaped. We
were sent to guard the magic sticks in
case they go after them.

ELIMINATOR #7
The magic sticks are stored in the vault
on sector 3. Those fairy idiots will never
find them.

ELIMINATOR #8
You said it - idiot.

<POW!> Eliminator #8 knocks Eliminator #7 over the head, then turns

a fake-i-fier on his hip <PZZAP!> It's Jorgen! The others unfake-ify,
revealing the fairies and humans.

JORGEN
Fakeifiers rock. Now TO SECTOR 3.

DAD
Wait! Could Timmy have wished
Dinkelberg into a poop sandwich!

JORGEN
A triple decker - now let's go.

They all dash out of frame.

EXT. SECTOR 3 - SECONDS LATER

ON: a Sector 3 vault sign and door. The gang arrives. Jorgen tries the
door. <ALARMS STILL SOUND!>

JORGEN
Gah. Even with the strength of a medium
sized cat I can't open it.

Cosmo jumps into frame and does some sexy karate moves.

COSMO
Stand back! For I have the speed of a
running shoe and the wisdom of a throw
pillow, and the Red Ninja's in my hand!
(holds up Poof)
Chop it down Poof.
Poof looks determined and spins out of frame (like the Tazmanian
Devil) and chops the vault door <SMASH!> It opens - spilling hundreds
of WANDS into the hall.

JORGEN
Yes! We have our wands back! Now to
poof to Timmy's side and help him defeat
the Darkness!

Jorgen holds up a wand and is ready to heroically poof.

CHESTER
But we don't know where he is.

JORGEN
Darn it!

EXT. THUNDER-WORLD - DAY

ON THE BIG BOOTS. PAN UP to see - it's TURBO THUNDER! REVERSE

ON: Timmy and Mark still on the ground.

TIMMY
Turbo Thunder! You saved me?

Turbo Thunder picks Timmy up and sets him down.

TURBO THUNDER
Of course I saved you. I'm Turbo
Thunder! I save everything from the
Darkness and I know all. So where's that
second wand?

MARK CHANG
Oh, now I get it. You saved us, so we'd
tell you where the wand is?

TURBO THUNDER
Hey, that's still "saving." And I would
have gotten to the Cave of Destiny to
find out for myself but I was a little biz-
zay.

TIMMY
Busy doing what?

TURBO THUNDER
 Building THUNDER WORLD!

PAN a thunder wonderland (Las Vegas meets a kids theme park): PINK
PALM TREES, PURPLE STREAMS and TWO "T" SHAPED HOTELS.

TURBO THUNDER (V.O.) (CONT'D)

Where tourists will come and celebrate
me and my victory over the Darkness!

BACK ON TT: T-shaped KIOSKS rise from the ground. They are full of
THUNDER DOLLS, T-SHIRTS, TOYS and BOBBLE HEADS!

TURBO THUNDER (CONT'D)

And spend a ton of cash on official
Thunder-wear and souvenirs!

He tosses a Bobble Head to Timmy and Mark.

TURBO THUNDER (CONT'D)

Oh and that's $40 worth of bobble heads
I just gave you FOR FREE. Now what did
the "cave prophecy" say about the
second wand?
(mocking)
"The wand is hidden in the rock and
sealed with my butt?" And what is the
Darkness after anyway? Right?

He turns to the sky and <WHOOSH!> The Darkness appears!

DARKNESS
Timmmmyyytuuuurrrerrr.

Turbo grabs and picks Timmy up. He's clearly scared.

TURBO THUNDER
Ahh-haaaahhhaaahh!!!!
(to Timmy)
Tell me where the second wand is so I
can crush the Darkness, become a big
hero and have my grand opening.

The <WINDS KICK UP!> The Darkness is getting closer.

TIMMY
If I tell you where the wand is, then you
have to take me and my sidekick with
you.
 TURBO THUNDER
Yes of course, we will defeat the
Darkness together as a team! Hurry! IT'S
EATING THUNDER WORLD!

The Darkness begins sucking up the planet! The wind kicks up.

TIMMY
The wand is on the dark side of the blue
moon in the Vegon system! There's a
star crater there and...

TURBO THUNDER
Laters!

TT drops Timmy and CLAPS TWICE. A THUNDER-JET rises up. Turbo

Thunder jumps in.

TIMMY
You said we'd do this together!

TURBO THUNDER
Yeah, I turbo lied.

TIMMY
But you need our help! There will be
galactic protectors guarding the wand
and the Eliminators will be back.

TURBO THUNDER
And I am the Chosen One. As in I go it
alone and you are going in that!

The Darkness is coming. TT fires the <JET ENGINES!>

TIMMY
Noooooo!!!

The jet rises. It takes off into space. Beat. <PZZAP!> The Darkness
eats Thunderworld and zooms away.

EXT. SPACE - SAME

PAN through space and find A BLUE MOON (with a dark side)
<WHOOSH!> The Thunder-Jet shoots toward it. It comes out of a light
speed portal.
EXT. BLUE MOON - SECONDS LATER

The terrain is like a lunar landscape. <BOOM!> The Thunder-Jet lands

at the edge of the star crater. Turbo jumps out.

TURBO THUNDER
I turbo made it to the blue moon of
Vegon. And there is the wand!

ON A NEARBY ROCKY RIDGE: A 3FT HIGH GLOWING WAND sticks out

(think parking meter size). TT runs to it.

TURBO THUNDER (CONT'D)

Now to pluck the wand from it's rocky
sheath and it won't budge! Why won't it
budge? BUDGE FOR THE CHOSEN ONE!

Turbo Thunder tries to pull the wand out. It won't budge.

ON THE JET: MARK drops from the bottom and lands on the ground. (He
stuck himself to the ship!) He then spits out Timmy <BLARK!> They
bicker in whisper mode.

TIMMY
Don't ever do that again.

MARK CHANG
Oh, you mean save your life.

Turbo continues to struggle with the wand.

TURBO THUNDER
Out of the rock, ya stupid wand! Oooh,
ooh, it's moving.

Suddenly, the wand rises up from the ground held by a giant ROCK
HAND and a GIANT ARM! TT falls off the hand.

TURBO THUNDER (CONT'D)

AHHHHHHH!

The mountain continues to rise up from the ground to reveal a GIANT

ROCK GUARDIAN. It's 60 feet tall! Timmy and Mark hide under the jet
and watch.

TIMMY
That's the protector of the wand.
 MARK CHANG
Phew. I thought it was a giant scary rock
beast.

GUARDIAN
From rainbow bridges to outer suns,
this wand belongs only to the Chosen
One.

TURBO THUNDER
Well I'm the Chosen One, Bub, and I need
that wand pronto-nay.

GUARDIAN
Before this wand, you can possess; you
must first pass the chosen test.

TURBO
A test? I don't have time for tests! So
how's this? Perish rock warrior in the
mighty spew of my thunder clap!

TT claps and forms a lightning ball over his head. The Guardian then
pinches his finger and flicks Turbo Thunder (like a bug) over the
horizon.

TURBO THUNDER
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

MARK CHANG
I don't think he's the Chosen One.

The Guardian turns. He heard Mark.

GUARDIAN
Who goes there?!

The Guardian slaps the Thunder-Jet aside revealing a scared Timmy

and Mark.

TIMMY
...heeeeeyyy.

GUARDIAN
Before this wand, you can possess; you
must first pass the chosen test.

Timmy gets up, pleads and walks toward the monster.

 TIMMY
Look. I don't want to fight you. But we
need that wand to light the Darkness and
save my friends and my sidekick's
Planet. Please. I need your help.

GUARDIAN
The Chosen One never attacks unless
attacked and always trusts before
mistrusting. It is you.

The Guardian makes a fist and smashes the ground next to Timmy. A
SPARKLY CRYSTAL SCABBARD rises from the star crater.

GUARDIAN (CONT'D)
Here is your wand - Chosen One.

The Guardian gets down on his knee to give Timmy the wand.

TIMMY
Cool! I really am the Chosen One.

Timmy is about to grab it when suddenly <WHOOOSH!> The giant

Guardian is sucked OS, but the wand falls to the ground. ABOVE THEM
ALL: the swirling vortex of the DARKNESS floats in the sky. <WIND
BLOWS!> - the Darkness sucked up the Guardian.

ON: the wand. It's picked up by - the Lead Eliminator.

LEAD ELIMINATOR
Looking for this? (Laughs...)

INT. ABRACATRAZ - SECTOR 3 - CONTINUOUS

Frozen Crocker, DL and Vicky are rolled in by 3 Eliminators.

ELIMINATOR #4
Leave them here. They are of no threat
to us.

Eliminators turn and look in shock. POOF! They disappear.

REVERSE ON: Jorgen, Cosmo, Wanda and the gang in formation.

JORGEN
...but let's hope they are of help to us.
<BLAST!> Jorgen unfreezes Crocker, DL and Vicky.

VICKY/DARK LASER
Who-What-Where...?/Flipsie!

Crocker looks around and sees...

CROCKER
Fairies! Fairies! Fairies! Ha! Ha! Fairies....I
see fairies...
Fairies - floating fairies -
(getting tired)
Magical fairies,- seeing fairies...fairies
many fairies...
(calm)
Heyyyyy.

WANDA
Where's Timmy?

DARK LASER
If he got away, he's on the Blue Moon in
the Vegon System.

JORGEN
To the Blue Moon of Vegon!

Jorgen heroically holds up the wand but pauses.

JORGEN (CONT'D)
We're good this time, right? We have all
the pieces we need?

WANDA
We're good.

JORGEN
I hope we are not too late!

EXT. BLUE MOON - CONTINUOUS

The Lead Eliminator aims the second wand at Timmy and Mark.

LEAD ELIMINATOR
No magic wand can stop us, Chosen One.
We'll just keep coming in greater
numbers than before.
AN ARMY OF ELIMINATORS (100) land behind the Lead Eliminator.

LEAD ELIMINATOR (CONT'D)

It's over. We have your wand.

The Darkness begins to swirl closer.

LEAD ELIMINATOR (CONT'D)

And it's time you finally met the
Darkness.

A DOZEN ELIMINATORS land behind Timmy. He's surrounded. They

draw BLASTERS - but then - MAGIC WANDS stick out of them?

ELIMINATOR #8
Think again robot-punk.

The 12 Eliminators morph into Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Dad, Mom,

Chester, AJ, Trixie, Vicky, Crocker, Dark Laser and Jorgen!

DAD
Duck Timmy!

MOM
But don't get your pants dirty!

Timmy ducks. <BLAST!> Jorgen's army shoots a magical blast at LE's

army and PZZZZAP! They are gone! The second wand falls.

TIMMY
Cosmo? Wanda? MOM AND DAD?! You
saved me!

DAD
You bet we did! Up hi, C-Dawg!

Dad and Cosmo hi five. Trixie, Chester and AJ hug Timmy.

TIMMY
And Trixie, Chester and AJ?

TRIXIE
To think all this time there was a heroic
and magical side of you I never knew.

TIMMY
You want a pony right?
 TRIXIE
Unicorn.

Timmy snaps his fingers. Wanda poofs up a UNICORN under Trixie. The
<WIND PICKS UP STRONGER!>

CHESTER
I don't mean to interrupt a greedy
romantic moment, but there's a
WHIRLPOOL OF DEATH COMING FOR US.

He points to the Darkness getting closer.

TIMMY
Stand back. For this looks like a job for
the Chosen One.

Timmy picks up the second wand from the ground, flings it into the air
and catches it.

TIMMY (CONT'D)
Now stand back and say goodbye to the
Darkness - FOREVER!

Timmy shoves the wand into the crystal scabbard. Suddenly, the wand
and scabbard glow - but nothing else happens. Beat.

CROCKER
Again, very anti-climatic.

JORGEN
This isn't right. It should be shooting a
magic laser that blasts back the
Darkness or something. But it's not
shooting the laser!

MARK CHANG
And we're about to be Darkness din din,
man!

The Darkness gets closer. The wind kicks up. Clinging to each other AJ,
Chester, Trixie, Mom and Dad get sucked upward.

ALL
Ahhhhhh!
Mark grabs them with his tentacles but he loses his grip and flies up,
too. Jorgen grabs Mark. He drives his wand like a stake into the ground.
He holds his wand with one hand and the human ladder with his other.

JORGEN
Turner say the word and I will wish us all
out of here.

TIMMY
But no matter where I go the Darkness
will follow me.

MOM
I can't hold on much longer!

DAD
What does it want?

DARKNESS
Timmmmmmyyyyturrrnnnerrrr.

TIMMY
I think it wants - me.

Timmy climbs up the human ladder of his friends. He walks up Jorgen,

then Mark, Cosmo...

WANDA/COSMO
Timmy where are you going?!

He passes Wanda who's holding on to Mom then Dad.

MOM/DAD
Timmy no!

TIMMY
I've got to stop the Darkness before it
takes you all.

Timmy gets to the top of the chain: it's Trixie.

TRIXIE
Timmy!
(beat)
How's my hair?

TIMMY
Perfect.
Timmy gives Trixie a big trilogy kiss. Music swells huge!

TIMMY (CONT'D)
I always wanted to do that.
(up to the Darkness)
You want me, Darkness! You got me.

Timmy lets go and is pulled into the Darkness.

TIMMY (CONT'D)
Ahhhhhhhhh....

ON THE DARKNESS: Timmy flies into the swirling vortex. <LIGHTNING

CRACKS> inside the vortex, then it twists, spins and then - it warps
away spitting the planet back out and it leaves everyone safe.

ALL
TIMMY!

Suddenly everything is quiet. The human chain falls. OOF!

TRIXIE
He...he saved us all.

VICKY
I'll never call him a twerp again!

MARK CHANG
There, there Vicky, let me hold you and
comfort you and make out...

Mark puts him arm around Vicky. She elbows him in the gut.

MARK CHANG (CONT'D)

I lack air.

JORGEN
The Chosen One saved us; now we must
save him.

Jorgen waves his wand! POOF: an AWESOME SPACE SHIP appears.

DARK LASER
That's big. Are you sure you can fly it?

JORGEN
Does this answer your question?
Jorgen poofs up a REMOTE CONTROL. He presses a button. The <SHIP
TAKES OFF!>

DAD
Eh, we probably should have been on
that.

JORGEN
Darn it!!

Everyone looks up. <JOHN WILLIAMS MUSIC SWELLS AND SWELLS!>

We PULL BACK faster and faster past planets, suns and moons until we
see a giant star field. Then the Darkness appears and zooms toward
the camera and the screen...

GOES TO BLACK.

THE END - OF EPISODE TWO!