Death at the Party

1.Interior of Mr.Fontello Sex Ed Class Nedham High School Nedham,Ma-Morning

Mr.Fontello:

Sex! Sex!..What do we know about it?(Looking prevently at a female student)..Hmm Henry Louis Mencken once said life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill. Soo class..who will be the brave soul that would like to try to devour Mr.Louis Mencken text? (A nerdy kid is raising his hand,very highly and excitedly) Mr.Russo please put your hand down! what do you know about getting some ass?!...Let's..Let's! call on someone with a little more experience(Looking in a pervert manner at a very hot female student) ,more in touch with there body,more understanding of the passion of love,more able to treat the needs of not so yet middle age man you know late 30's,early 40's you know not the same or anything but chisel fame close to Daniel Craig but no the same! I am just looking..and looking and looking! ah...Ms.Anderson! can you please answer the question?! Cut To:

Death(Narrating): High school,High school..yeah you gotta love it,teachers making passes at students,students selling weed to teachers,teachers selling weed to students,you know all the normal stuff that goes on in small fucking square

towns...Hey me over here,over here!(camera is swing around the room). Thats it! I know what your thinking,Who's this suave looking,.. Marky Marky looking, motherfucker over hear..well..that's not really what your thinking but I just wanted to put those words in your head.Yeah I'm death..yeah that's right death like the fucking grim reaper, the bail bonds man for the man upstairs and the man downstairs. Yeah it's a fucking crazy family you know those two hate each other. But I know your wondering what the fuck are you doing in high school? Well I wasn't the first death and I probably won't be the last well, if i can't get laid,Gesh! then I probably will be. See my family comes from a long generation of body snatching,yep! where kind like the mafia except without all the Pasta meals and cigar smoking. The Bloodline for this great ancestry,started with my great great great! grandpa Grim Thantos or for short Grimmy T,who was actually the brother to the first guy that became the devil,I know...I know what your thinking.... that terrible son of a bitch comes from a generation line of other terrible sons of a bitches,bingo! But honestly to tell you the truth..the devil now..Uncle D..he's actually not that bad of a guy,I think he's just emotional distress from his childhood,which got ran to the shitters because of his verbal abuses father...yeahhh he's on of those..I HATE YOU DAD! late 20's assholes.See I am the youngest of deaths to actually have to take over becoming death,Yes! I would still be ugly..it runs in the family thanks folks! But taking on such a tough burden still sucks! Imagine if you have to do this and tell people there dead and see people begging and pleading and like you don't have other shit to do and with the Old people it's easy but the wrong ones..Aw man it fucking blows!...I'm sorry it's just a movie

Cut To: Mr.Fontello: Mr.Grim! Mr.Grim!(Standing over Death) Do my lectures not curb your enthusiasm?.. Huh? Cut To:

Death: No?..I mean yes! yes! They do,Mr.Fontello..

me personality I am always looking forward to one of your lectures when I wake in the morning one of the first things I think about is.."Man I can't wait to hear a Mr.Fontello lecture,in trying to bang Sarah Anderson...Oops! I mean sex education class (Death nodding his head to his own belief,Some students in the class are chuckling) Cut To: Mr.Fontello: umm...I see some students are amused by Mr.Grim's comments... Mr.Grim has made it very clear with his sarcastic tone.. That he! Thinks he is in charge of this class,well! let me tell you something .....Think again bitch(Softly into Death's ear) The younger generation..The younger generation(Pacing back in forth) You see! the problem with the younger generation,basically! is yourself.. You twittling your thumbs back in forth Looking threw a screen to find your soulmate To find a date The Times fit this date nothing more on my plate As the older grow so shall the younger So as the days You will hear less of my thunder But then there will bring a new thunder For then your minds wonder Cut To: Mr.Russo: Sooo Mr.Fontello should we write this down?(The Bell rings) Cut To: Mr.Fontello: ....Go fuck yourself

2.Interior Main Hallway of High School

Death(Narrating:) The one thing about this fucking town,this school..these people... is that everyone is just so damn simple minded Ya see you got your jocks,greeks and freaks like every other shits show town in fuckin mass or anywhere else ins this world. Then you got the guys like me... either there scared of me or they don't pay no mind to me,shit! I feel like a black guy back in the 1950's and hey! don't hit me with the race bullshit either my best friend is black and have you seen me ...Yeahh! Cut To: Jake: BIG D!!!....My bad not talking about this big D HAHA! Cut To: Death: Speaking of black..oops Cut To:

Jake:

Haha wus up money! (Handshake exchange between the two)

Cut To:

Death(Narrating:)

This here is my best friend Jake as you can see from the Letterman jacket Jake looks like one of your normal jock egomaniac assholes but he's got the biggest heart of anyone I ever know and if you saw my family heart is show'd on one side only,the upstairs side Jake actually save my ass! from an ass beating in my sophomore year of high school from Henry Spencer.. that sad fat pick over there(Henry looking at Death like he wants to pound his face in) anyways I return the favor for Jake a couple months later... Ask the asshole for yourself

Cut To:

Jake:

(Walking up to the camera) Yooo! This sum of a bitch right here..right here! oooowwww! is the greatest motherfucker alive... if he is even alive..(Wondering) anyways! this is how the story goes(A Past Vision) so you know how the Baitsalt was at a all time high back sometime ago... I was the first nigga to try that shit.. even before dudes was eating chest hairs offf a motherfucker in shit.. See the story goes..I was picking up you know that regular kush from middle eastern brother Addai,cuz dude got the bomb shit!.. FUCK with anyone say! so basically me and Addai was testing out some new recipes getting are Chief Wolfgang Puff on you know,then BAMB! I seen it right there, that shit look liked the freshes of freshes harvest so I ask the middle of the world nigga Addai... Yo! Addai,wus this beautiful substance right here man and the dude Addai like "Naw Nigga! Put that shit down thats that bathsalt!.. So me I'm like curious george to a motherfucker who don't know, so when Addai went to go drop a shit, I take some of that Bath and dip my ass out there,I know Addai was salted!! How ironic but anyways I bounce and dip into my wheels.. So I.. started to roll up.dutchy,check!..bud,check! ... And my homie to the left's morning breakfast(speaking about death),check! so it was on n popping! so I was gonna smoke this blunt then make my way to my shawtys house Sooo! Lighters up(A lighting sound),I was taking a couple pulls you know regular magic don wan player ya feel me...THEN! shit started having me shake the fuck out! Felt like i was baptized and homicide at the same time..fuck!

So I had to pull over,had a fucking crazy hot ass feeling, so i started to take my clothes off n shit, felt like smeagol from that fuckin nerd world movie...ANYWAYS! Next thing you know I was in a weird looking barn fucking the shit outta some goat, but the thing i didn't know was that I was in some weird ass test site, that gives goats the HIV virus and uses cures to see if they work SO..I'm fucking away on this goat ass you know,my head was spinning and BAM! I hear a shot! and it was this old crazy ass sag tit bitch with a shotgun looking sexy as hell to me at the moment,so she asked me?

Crazy Sag tit women:

What are you doing to Sassy! You sick goat fucker

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Jake(Narrating):

My head is spinning and I'm just looking like the African dude in Amistad when he drops

his draws and pulls his nuts out,just pissed the fuck off..you know,then the sag tit bitch is like

Crazy Sag tit women: You know them goats are carrying that aids virus,ya DUMBASS!

Jake(Narrating): So half of my mind is like what the fuck is she talking about and the other half is like aids and goats??...So I pushed the bitch out the way and dipped out that farm barn so fucking quick,with my balls and ass out in everything,so I hear her screaming

Crazy Sag Tit Women: You sick goat fucker,you!

Jake(Narrating): So once I got away from crazy tits My heart was racing like a motherfucker I knew my time was coming man I telling ya,I was like... What The fuck Magic lived longer then this(Talking out loud) then I seen this figure and outta nowhere,this shady looking,roach looking motherfucker pop out,so I was like..GOD?(Out loud) Cut To: Death: No Dumbass! I'm death and sorry bruh but it's ya time to go Cut To: Jake: Wait! What! My time to go...motherfucker do ya see me

I can't die from fucking a goat mannnn,everybody's gonna be laughing at my fucking furneal you can't be shitting me mann,fuck!

Cut To: Death: Hey.. I'm sorry man,but atleast you won't be hearing it when there laughing at you man,you know since your gonna be dead(Conveniencly)

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Jake: Death! Death!(Crawling over to him),Listen man,can you please,just this once!..just this once,let me have a second opportunity man..please am begging ya man,I'm only 16 man,I haven't even tap half the girls in the school yet man!..COME ON!

Cut To: Death: I feel so sorry man(Sarcastically)..Listen! I'll give ya one chance,just one more chance you can't fuck it up,these drugs ya doing man are no joke I thought black people only smoked weed.....(Awkward silence)

Cut To: Jake: In my time of dying we getting racial in this motherfucker! Cut To: Death: No man! I am just..I am just..Listen! fuck it,I'm death your not,your dying you need me!

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Jake: Alright,Alright Listen man,I won't do anymore drugs man I promise you,I will change..HAHA! I feel like a changed man already! NO MORE DRUGS FOR ME,PUSSY AND RELIGION IS ALL I NEED!..Baby will have a hell of a lifeee!

3.Back from Daydream Interior of the main hallway

Jake:

So I owe it,to this MAN! My man! BIG D..so if anyone...I mean,Anyone! (Looking at Henry Spencer) fucks with this man then they fucking with me too! Alright homie I gotta catch up with Jenny,early morning BJ for Jakey Jakey..HAHA!

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Death: Cool! i'll check ya later dood!

Death(Narrating):

Yeah as you can see..not much has change in my friend He sure is one of a kind and the closer we get the more i enjoy are friendship even threw all the drug induce conversations and phone calls n shit.. Holy Shit,there goes Sarah If there was...uhhh! holy shit,dont catch a bone dawg... huh,if there was a goddess on earth it would be Saaa...Sarah,she is the most beautiful piece of ass that has ever walked down these hallways... long redish brown hair,beautiful green eyes and the body (Everything is in slow motion) I swear that ass,O LORD! that ass (We catch the janitor looking at sarah's ass and his eyes bugled out of his head)

Death: Man if I ever could... Cut To: (Sarah approaches Death with a couple of her friends)

Sarah: Hey! Wuz up D Cut To:

Death:

Huh Huh Hi Sarah hows your day going? Cut To:

Sarah: It just started.. Hey have you seen Jenny around with your scum of a friend Jake possibility?

Cut To: Death:

I..I didn't see her but Jake said he was meeting up with her Cut To: Sarah: Oooh! Let me guess early morning BJ for Jakey Jakey(Sarah looks at her friends in disgust and ridiculous look)

Death: Wow...your good! Cut To:

Sarah:

I know!(She slowly leans near deaths ear)

I'm good at a lot of things(Pulls away then smiles) Cut To: Death is now somehow bright red bushing for his dark exterior

Brad: Sarah! Please don't embarrass the guy,his face has the look like.. I hope this pre-cum doesn't stain my underwear (Brad and his friend Gary start laughing) If anything,do you think he know what do with someone like youu Sarah?

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Sarah: Oooh and you would..Bradley?

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Brad:

Of Course my love! An elegant flower like you only deserves the finest things in life .. Something noir He(Speaking about Death) or should I say.. IT! would know nothing about.. you see Sarah a fine young women of your stature would not fit with something as goriest as mouf boy over here Someone of my stature would not allow such and thing You of course Sarah only deserve better only deserve the finer things in life,that I..yes the young Bradley could only give you and TONIGHT! I well be throwing a party,not just any party but the party of a lifetime!(As he is making this announcement,the crowd starts to cheer) This party well only be the for the best looking!,the most brightest and of course the

most popular of students at Nedham High.... Meaning pit boy you have NO chance(Looking at Death again),but ha! do not worry you will not be single out as you can see you are not the only loser in this school(with a smile)

Brad then goes into a musical number describing why Death or any other so called Losers will not get invited (In jingle form that is similar to Willy Wonka's Pure Imagination)

Pure Devastation(Song and Dance)

Brad: Hold your breath..you piece of shit...4,5,6! (Song) Come an see your a fool to me just a simple pee(Brad does a flick) in a world of Pure Devastation As you see You and Me..Ha!

Cut To:

Sarah: Hey kid(Speaking to death),kept ya head up Ill see you around

Death is baffle in the hallway after the bell ring standing by his self

sad about the events that just have taken placed

4.Int. Death's Bedroom. Night Death is in his bedroom,sad about not being invited to the biggest party in the school,he is listening and singing along to Adele's "Someone like you", his room is dirty, with pictures of his favorite celebrities on his wall.Not being invited to the party, has put him in a weeping mood, and he starts singing along to the song.

Death:(Weeping/crying sound) I heard that you're settled down That you found a girl and you're married now. I heard that your dreams came true. Guess she gave you things I didn't give to you. Old friend, why are you so shy? Ain't like you to hold back or hide from the light.

Death is then interrupted by a phone call

Death: umph umph umph...Hello Cut To:

Jake: YOOOOOOO! what's up, my ninja

Death:(Weeping sound) nothing much man just hanging out..you know..umph umph

Cut To:

Jake: Mannnnnn,is you crying? Cuz you sound like a straight bitch right now for real homie!

Cut To:

Death: Naw man...it's just my allergies that's all, the flowers are blooming man

Cut To: Jake:

YEAH YEAH MOFO!.YOOOOOOO! you rolling to the MOST FUCKING AMAZING PARTY THAT'S HIT THIS SHIT SHOW TOWN SINCE THE GREAT BILLY DEE WILLIAMS RAN GAME IN THIS BITCH! (Jake then looks up to a picture of his idol, Billy Dee Williams)

Cut To:

Death: ....I wasn't invited(then makes a weeping weird sound, but holds it in)

Cut To:

Jake:

MANNNN FUCK THAT SHIT! you rollin with me big dog..I'm telling you man it's the party of a life time, women,alcohol,DRUGSS, I might even try some of that "bath salts", heard that SHIT'S FIREEE! BOI!, ooo and hey!, Sarah is suppose to be there too

Cut To: Death: ...Sa Sa Sarah?!..

Cut To:

Jake:

Yes motherfucker! did i stutter? Sarah!

Cut To:

Death:

Yeah I know already Jake you missed Brad's fucking hallway musical basically saying I'm a big fucking 0 and Bathsalt bro? do you not remember what fucking happened last time remember the story we fucking told earlier in the movie? (Death looks into the camera)

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Jake:

(Jake takes a line of coke) Listen are we gonna bring up the past right now?! huh Somethings are just better to bury deep down in the ground man So get ya ass ready D,cuz I'll be there in less then an hour

Cut To:

Death:

Bro but Brad's musical rant... It was really good,like I definitely see him on broadway Really Incredible

Cut To:

Jake: LISTENNN! IF I'M IN THIS BITCH.. WE IN THIS BITCH!(Jake then hangs up the phone)

Death then starts to worry if he will be accepted for being at the party, Sarah is also in his mind the girl of his dreams,he feels that he needs to get out of his funk and get some swagger, he then jumps in the air full of excitement

Death: Yes! (Jumps in the air he's process for the party involves are Rocky "Eye of the Tiger" Moment)

An hour passes by,Death here's a car horn outside of his house,he giddies out his room and down the stairs full of excitement

Death:

Bye Mom! Cut To:

Death's Mom:

Bye hunny!, remember we have to visit Hefner in the morning,he should be crooking anytime soon now

Cut To:

Death:

K,Ma!!! (Annoyed)

5.Exterior outside of Death's House Jake is in his car waiting for his friend Death to get into the car,death gets into the car they give each other their private greeting(some sort of handshake)

Jake: What it do bro!, Ya ready for the party of a lifetime?

Cut To: Death:

Yeahh!,yeahh man..I think so

Cut To:

Jake:

You think..you think so! Man i'm telling you this is your chance right here..RIGHT HERE!, to impressive the whole fucking school man,show them your the coolest motherfucker, that hit the earth since..that's right you know it? Since.. Billy Dee "Motherfuckin" Williams! (Both say at the same time)

Death:

Billy Dee Williams(not much enthusiasm)

Cut To: Jake:

Ya damn right D Money! this is a once in a lifetime event...especially for you you gotta own this moment man there ain't gonna be no second chances man! you gotta go in there like.Sarah,How ya doing? With ur sexy fine ass girl? What ya need in ya life is some death baby? Ya feel me man?! Ya feel me!? Cut To:

Death:

(Laughing) I can't say that Jake your fucking crazy man (Still Laughing) Cut To:

Jake: I am telling you man How ya think all these hunnies want to sit them pretty things on my lips (Death is shaky his head,because of his friends stupidity) Cuz of my game motherfucker.Yes! I know your not made from this same cloth.But in time...In Time! You will learn baby (Death rolls his eyes again)

Cut To:

Death:

Well I guess I have to learn fast then It's the end of the school year man This is gonna be the last time,I ever will see her again. She's going all the way to school in Colorado I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!

Cut To:

Jake:

For someone who hasn't even said one fucking ad lib to this girl you sure know a whole lot about her,Can you say stalker?!

Cut To:

Death:

Mannn! (Pushes Jake on the shoulder) You know everyone knows that,she's the hottest,smartest girl in the school everyone knows what she is doing. Plus! My competition is the same guy who is throwing this party Brad Phillips,he gets all the girls man,I can't compete with that guy,it's fucking impossible it's...(Get's cut off from Jake)

Cut To:

Jake:

Bro listen! Fuck...That...Shit..

It's all about the your swag man Brad Phillips got no swag bro (Death nodes his head in agreement) neither do you..(Death stops nodding) But I am telling you it's all about confidence you go in that party,like your the king of that shit man The women will be flocking to ya in no time and everybody is gonna want to be tapping that ass of the party with ya bro. (Death has a confused look on his face) Now let's get pump up!! Pump,Pump,Pump it up! Got some of that Molly in the passenger draw Actually! pass that shit to a mother fucker

Jake takes his eyes off the road,Death see a older man walking in the middle of the road

Death:

Jake! Watch out!!

Cut To:

Jake:

Ooo Shit!(Car moves out the way just in time)

Cut To:

Old Man:

Yaaa fucking gooks!!

Cut To:

Jake:

Wow that was close man how the hell are u death and you couldn't even predict that shit...smhs man

Cut To:

Death:

Sorry dude,my bad

Cut To:

Jake:

Fuck it!! Party Time! Wo! (Jake blast the music louder and they are off to the party)

Now inside the Phillps Residents,Brad Phillips and his "Best friend"(uhmm lover) Gary Peterson are talking about the party,they do not want any so called "losers" to take part in this party.The Phillips live in a mansion,in each room in the house is for a different activity.One room is for drinking games bruit,flip cup,etc,other room is for causal drinking and conversation,another room is for music and dancing,the last room in the house is not to be touch,it holds valuables of the Phillips family tree,No one is allowed in this room by any means,we catch up with Brad and Gary in Brad's bedroom talking about how the evening is gonna go, 6.Interior of Brad Phillips bedroom

Brad:

Hughh..Gary!

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Gary:

Yes Bradley!!(glads over to Brad)

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Brad:

How does my hair look tonight?? (Brad looking in the mirror,with Gary behind him)

Cut To:

Gary:

It looks wonderful Bradley just wonderful!

Cut To:

Brad:

I know!! I was just wondering,just to get an opinion on it I went to Harvera,you know the short Dominican who works at Style by the min

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Gary:

(Gary rolls his eyes)I really don't like him Brad!! I really don't like when you go to see him u know that Bradley! (Looks away from the mirror in disgusted)

Cut To:

Brad:

Ohhhh Gary,you get so jealous so easily he just does a wonderful job on my hair and you know this! Any way we don't have time to babble back and forth about Harvera This party(A smile opens up) This party is my opportunity to become the most popular.. heterosexual teenage boy of the year (Gary rolls his eyes) and Sarah Emerson,well be all over these nuts

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Gary:

Her butt's big...

Cut To:

Brad:

Well Gary,that is in style today You know with all the rap videos with all the tall,dark handsome men (In a weird pondering state)

Cut To:

Gary:

Well I can twirk it better!

Cut To:

Brad:

Ooo Hush Gary (Brad then joins Gary on the bed,sitting down) Sarah is just a diversion of the main goal

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Gary:

And what is that Brad!?

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Brad:

To become...To Become the most popular kid in school!

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Gary:

Ughh why do you care some much about that Your already rich,already have everything you want You have gorgeous features from head to toe What more can you want Brad!! Ughh

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Brad:

Gary do you really mean that?!(Excited)

Cut To: Gary:

Mean what Bradley?

Cut To: Brad:

About!..you know? My gorgeous features (Gary now get's closer to Brad)

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Gary:

(Gary is now looking into Brad's eyes) You Know Brad! (He then Chuckles) Your beautiful dirty blonde hair,ur chiseled jaw bone just so manly but also screams out,look at me I am vulnerable

Cut To: Brad:

(In Awe)Ahhh..Ooohhh! (Brad and Gary get closer together on Gary's bed) Please! Say more

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Gary:

Ur Just so athletic and tall...

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Brad:

Ooo My Gawd!

Brad and Gary both move closer to each other as if they are about to kiss,then Brad's cell Phone rings Sarah! Gary get off of me! (Brad pushes Gary off of him,knocking Gary to the floor)

Gary:

Uuhhh!

Cut To: Brad:

Wus up Sarah,how's ya fine ass doing? (Very Manly Tone)

Cut To: Sarah:

Hi Brad!,I am doing just fine(Rolling her eyes) I just want to know what time should I come around well me and my girls what time should we come?

Cut To:

Brad:

Well where about the set up some shit right now But make your way in about an hour and half from now? (Manly Tone)

Cut To: Sarah:

K,is there gonna be any pot there? Cuz I feel like smoking

Cut To: Brad:

Ughh! No definitely not! (Gets a nug from Gary) Ooo I mean of course girl!(Manly Tone) Ain't no party if we can't get are smoke on!

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Sarah:

K,Cool sounds great! Well I am get ready,so I'll see ya in a little bit k

Cut To:

Brad:

K,No Doubt girll,I'll see ya soon and kept it tight! (Brad disconnects the conversation,with a confused look on his face from

saying kept it tight,Gary also looks confused,Sarah also looks confused from the other side of the phone).. Ugh! How did I sound Gary? Did I ensued the confidents of a masculine macho man a man who takes charge!

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Gary:

You sounded like a perverted black guy

Cut To: Brad:

Whatever Gary! I needed to sell the part,ughh! she wants to smoke pot Gary,smoke pot? (confused) doesn't she know that causes break outs and over eating

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Gary:

Her ass is already fat anyways(With a gross look)

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Brad:

Fucking Stoners,I don't want stoners at my party! This whole house well need to be rence and sprayed with anti bacteria just so much for Maria to do Yes! she's Mexican and pregnant but she always does what she's told since I don't understand her. ughh these pot smoking,dirty finger nailing assholes will just destroy my house Gary i don't know what to do! Gary! (emphasis)

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Gary:

You know what Brad! (emphasis) you need to loose up a bit maybe it's best if you have some of these weedlen stoners around.. you did say you want to become the coolest and most popular "heterosexual" male in Nedham High. Right!?

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Brad:

I know Gary!.. Umm (Rest his head on to Gary Shoulders)you know what I need to man up! Forget these low life stoners,forget Sarah and her big old ghetto booty,forget it all cuz TONIGHT!! Will be my night!

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Gary:

Ohh Please Bradley you sound like a transgender mix J-Lo and Danny boy from Grease

Cut To:

Brad:

Shut up Gary! and Kiss me

Cut To:

Brad and Gary are now imitate as the camera rises to the ceiling so you can not see cuz..we really don't want to

Gary:

Be gentle Bradd, wow! your lips are like a slick walrus

Cut To:

Brad:

Odobenus Rosmarus!

Cut To:

Gary:

Hehehe..you soooo Crazy!

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Back to Interior of Jake's car Jake is smoking a illegal substance not sharing it with Death

Jake:

You know what my dude! There's something fucking weird about that Brad motherfucker man!.. I think he takes it where we dropping past meals

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Death:

Whattt! Naw dude you can't be serious he's like one of the most popular kids in school!

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Jake:

Mann! fuck that

I had gym class with that motherfucker one semester and we was in the locker changing n shit you know me man I'm like a young LL cool J so I had the six pack flockin in shit,u know how i do boii.. wow,sexy them a motherfucker! then I look over in the corner and I see this dude Brad looking like he just saw the light! motherfuckers eyes where all glistening up like he was having an orgasm over all the sweaty ass checks and balls moving around.

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Death:

Ughh Bro..nice detail

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Jake:

Yeaah! so I go over to the motherfucker and I am like Brad!..Brad! motherfucker was in a daze and vicious daze! Brad,nigga! you alrighttt!,then I seen him start looking at my chest and shit so I jump back and then he runs out the locker room. Shit! I know I am a sexy young black man but I felt his eyes was molesting the shit outta my chest

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Death:

Bro, Hey maybe you think you might just be alittle to conceited?

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Jake:

D! I'm telling you man he was trying to Mind fuck my body mannn!! I do it all the time to a fine shawty I see in class or in the hallway or something,Yes! Shit works!! But it's not gonna working on me!! (Starts pulling his joint then starts to cough) I'm a human goddamit!

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Death:

Bro!! You mind if I get a hit off that?

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Jake:

No Nigga!! Ain't no more left(Coughing a little bit more) We gotta go the Addai's house,gotta pick up some more of that good shit plus he coming to the party

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Death:

Are you fucking kidding me! Addai got invited to the party and I didn't

Cut To:

Jake:

Listen! don't take your anger out on Addai he is a very nice young man just because he is the biggest drug dealer that hit this town doesn't mean his heart isn't full of gold not just any gold but Captain One Eye Black beard gold..OK!

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Death:

Damn Jake,I am sry I didn't know Addai meant so much to you bro..geshh

Cut To:

Jake:

Well He does!..

CUZ THAT MOTHERFUCKER GOT THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING HARSHI THIS WHITE MAN'S TOWN HAS EVER SEEN yes sir and tonight! is the night I am going all out and ain't no doubt cuz Billy Dee Williams got that clout! Yaa feel me D! Ya feel me!

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Death:

Ya I feel ya Jake just promise me that you won't die tonight

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Jake:

Bro how I am I gonna die when my best friend is Death! that is basically a free pass to do whatever mann!!

Cut To:

Death:

Yeahh! Yeahh! well when I am not around anymore then what are you gonna do?

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Jake:

Well we'll worry about that shit then man,let's do it up till then! That's the problem with you death you always got a stick up your ass.. gesh for someone who be taking lives in shit I would be trying to get all the pussy bro be like better give up that ass or your ass is dead,dead you hear me (Laughing out loud)

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Death:

So because I am death I have to take the ass So you basically want me to blackmail women since there dying?

Cut To:

Jake:

Hahaha Of course! you gotta take advantage of your superpowers

Cut To:

Death:

Sorry Bro, telling people it's there time to die I wouldn't really call it superpowers

Cut To:

Jake:

Whatever man! Let's pick up this kisboo mofo and head to this motherfucking party man (Death and Jake are driving off to Addai's House)

Meanwhile at Sarah's house,her and her three other friends (Jenny,Gloria,Vicky V are in Sarah's room discussing the party and other things) 7.Interior of Sarah Emerson House

Jenny:

Oh my gawd! I can not wait for the party tonight it is gonna be so exciting!

Cut To:

Gloria:

I knowww gurl They better have some sexy men there cuz I can't look this good if there's a whole bunch of greeks around (Attitude)

Cut To:

Sarah:

Gloria! I am sure Brad wouldn't invite any greeks to his house.. you know how he is

Cut To:

Vicky V:

Yeahhh,so full of his self (Sarah looks as if she agrees)

Cut To:

Gloria:

So what girl,I think he's sexy! You should give him some of that ghetto booty girlll!! (Gloria gets up and starts shaking her butt,playing around)

Everyone is Laughing

Sarah:

Ughhh I don't know when he called me earlier he was acting so weird it just didn't even sound like him.. honestly yea he is gorgeous but kinda to gorgeous you know..

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Vicky V:

He's probably gay

Cut To:

Jenny and Gloria:

Huhhh!(In Shock)

Cut To:

Gloria:

You know what! That's not true Vicky I have a cousin name Petey,we call him Pee Pee for short (Sarah with a confused look) you know he always liked to dress good you know,he's really into style I remember when we was younger he used to do my nails and fix my hair up and he was so good at it. As he got older he started dressing in Women's clothes but he just said he was in stage just trying to express himself

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Vicky V:

Ummm Yeahh..Gloria

Cut To:

Jenny:

Well Sarah,trust me there are gonna be other hot guys there I know Jake is coming...

Cut To:

Gloria:

Gurl! I can't believe you still mess with that sneaky motherfucking low life!

Cut To:

Vicky V:

Seriously!

Cut To:

Jenny:

Listen! Jake is not a low life,if you really get to know him he actually has such a wonderful soul He just struggled threw a sex addiction

Cut To:

Gloria:

Gurl Please!

Cut To:

Vicky V:

Yeah! a sex addiction he gave you that bullshit?

Cut To:

Jenny:

No! really,the last time I caught him cheating on me,he was almost in tears.. I remember it like it was yesterday

Cut To:

Flashback seen of Jenny Catching Jake cheating on him with a big breasted chick,Interior of Jake's bedroom

Jake:

Yeah Girl! You like how I do that baby..Ughh! Big Billy Dee All in that

Cut To:

Big Breasted Girl:

Awww Yes Daddy! I love how you do it! uhhh!

Cut To:

Jake:

Call me Billy Dee! Call me Billy Dee!

Cut To:

Big Breasted Girl:

Awwww! Billy Dee! Billy Dee! Jake Looks up at his Billy Dee Williams Poster

Jake:

Billy Dee! Awww! Jenny Walks into his room,with Jake Mom as well

Cut To:

Jake's Mom:

Umm I told you Jenny,He a nasty motherfucker..umm uhh just like his punk ass daddy Jake turns around in shock

Jake:

Ma!..Jenny!

Cut To:

Jenny:

Jake How could you! You are such an asshole!

Cut To:

Jake's Mom:

Umm uhh Jenny I telling you girl,you need to find yourself a nice young man he! ain't gonna be nothing but a broke ass motherfucker just like his daddy

Jake is frantic trying to put his clothes on

Cut To:

Jake:

Ma! Please! Leave my room

Cut To:

Jake's Mom:

Alright Motherfucker! I am leaving,Jenny..again I am sorry that you got caught in this low lifes web a..

Cut To:

Jake:

Ma! Bounce!

Cut To:

Jake's Mom:

Whatever Nigga! I'm gone!..Jenny!..Hoe girl! (Looking at the Big Breasted chick,Jake's mom then closes the door) Jenny is now shedding tears and is upset

Jenny:

How could you do this to me...Again! Jake,Like you got to be fucking kidding me!

Cut To:

Jake:

Baby! Listen..I'm sorry

Cut To:

Jenny:

Sorry for what! That you kept sticking your dangling in everything that has a hole you sick bastard!

Cut To:

Jake:

Yes! Jenny,I am sorry for that (Jake starts getting teary eyed) I..I..I don't know what comes over me Jenny whmp whmp..I just want you girl! But it's this thing (Pointing to his penis) This Thing! Right here just has a mind of it's own I try but I can't stop it! It just eats me up inside whmp whmp..(Crying)

Cut To:

Jenny:

Jake!! (She comes closer to Jake) I'm sorry babe I didn't know,how much pain you are in

Cut To:

Jake:

(Goes from a sad face till a confused face) Seriously!

Cut To:

Big Breasted Girl:

Seriously!

Cut To:

Jake:

Uhh..I mean,Yes Jenny it's my gift and my curse I love you girl,you mean the most to me baby!

Cut To:

Jenny:

Really!?? Even more then Billy Dee?...

Cut To:

Jake:

No! No! baby listen,don't do that to yourself .. Ok,lets not go there right now (Jenny With a confused face) But I love you girl and I will never...Never! Cheat on you again

Cut To:

Jenny:

Aww Baby you mean it!!??

Cut To:

Jake:

I mean it baby (Jake and Jenny Start to kiss)

Cut To:

Big Breasted Girl:

Ummm So this means I should probably go?

Cut To:

Jenny:

No! Wait I have a better idea

Cut To:

Jake:

Better idea?

Cut To:

Jenny:

Yess Baby! Jenny makes her way over to the Big Breasted Girl and starts to make out with her Jake looks over at his Billy Dee Williams poster

Cut To:

Jake:

There is a god.. Jake see's the light,he makes his way over two the two girls They are about to get it on...Lucky Jake

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Jake's Mom is on the other side of the door,Being noisy and listening Jake's Mom

See them White girls ain't never gonna learn if they looking for a good black man they need to find somebody like a Brian Gumble or a Montell.. Ummm Uhh (Walking away from the door) That Montell one sexy black man,with that bald milk dud head.. Gosh I can sure use some Montell in my life

Back from the flash back we are now back in Sarah's bedroom,Vicky is shaking her head,Sarah is stunned

Gloria:

Gurll! You are nasty! let my man cheat on me I am Lanna Bobbit he's shit's off!

Cut To:

Sarah:

Jenny Are you serious!??

Cut To:

Jenny:

What!? you can't knock it till you try it.. You know..Jake is a stud and the girl was kinda hot.. I was horny!

Cut To:

Gloria:

Ummm Uhhh!!

Cut To:

Vicky V:

Did you eat her pussy??(Nodding her head)

Cut To:

Jenny:

Noo!!..But she ate minds

Cut To:

Gloria:

Uhhh..disgusting!!

Cut To:

Sarah,Vicky V and Jenny all start laughing Then enters Sarah's father (Who has a drink in his hand) and Sarah's step wife,who is in her mid 20's

Sarah Dad's:

Sarah!! Is everything alright in here!!??

Cut To:

Sarah:

Hey dad everything is fine

Cut To:

The other girls:

Hi Mr.Emerson!!

Cut To:

Sarah Dad's:

Why! Hello Girls,very nice seeing you all I hope you ladies are keeping it PG in here ..cuz I'm sure not..Hahaha (The Girls laugh as well,then have a silent pause after) Ladies awe! sorry I didn't introduce you this is my new wife Mindy!

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Mindy:

Hello Girls! Cut To:

The Girls:

Hello Mindy! (Sarah Rolls her eyes)

Cut To:

Sarah Dad's:

So what's in the plans for tonight girls? Thinking about throwing it down with the posse dropping it like it's hot, then cooling it down for the boys cuz they ain't getting none? The Girls are in a awkward silence

Cut To:

Sarah:

Dad! No,where going to a party tonight Brad Phillips is having it at his house

Cut To:

Mindy:

Wow! Partyy!

Cut To:

Sarah's Dad:

Ooo i see honey! cag stands and passing around acouple bowls?? Ha! Sounds like a deja vu moment

Cut To:

Mindy:

Yes! Because it was Honey!! Remember last weekend?

Cut To:

Sarah's Dad:

But hunny! I thought we went to your Sorority party down at Umass?

Cut To:

Mindy:

Yes Hunny! We did,that's where we got fuck up at!! (Vicky V whispers to Gloria "Sorority Party" in a confused way)

Cut To:

Sarah's Dad:

Wow!..I just realized that Girls! I am telling ya I was so fucking wasted I basically took a piss in the fish tank then when we was driving home the cops pull me over and thought I was a dunking pedophile But my Mindy had to save my ass for that one..geshh

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Sarah:

Ughhh.. Cut To:

Mindy:

Yes I did honey there not gonna take my sweaty pie away from me no there not

Cut To:

Sarah's Dad:

I know my sweaty pie! that's why I love you so much

Cut To:

Mindy:

No!..

Cut To:

Sarah's Dad:

Ahhhh!

Cut To:

Mindy:

That's why I love you some much Sarah's Dad and Mindy look at each other in Daze,There passion is fill with Love and Emotion

Sarah's Dad:

Aww with you fine ass gurll! you know I can't wait to wax that ass later

Cut To:

Mindy:

Ummm you gonna treat me flithy bitch! and take control off me

Cut To:

Sarah's Dad:

You know what it do girl!

Cut To:

Mindy:

Awww.. Do the Michael Clark Duncan voice from the Green Mile

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Sarah's Dad:

Oooo Yes I'm gonna,lay that ass down tonight..

I swears to ya!

Cut To:

Mindy:

Treat me like a prison bitch!

Sarah's Dad and Mindy start grabbing and kissing each other in front of the girls

Cut To:

Sarah:

Dad!.. (They Stop) Get out of my room..uhhhh,it's so disgusting

Cut To:

Sarah's Dad:

Sorry Sweetie! we got caught in a moment.. girls again have a good time tonight and stay flyy I,I,I,I,I! You remember that song?

Sarah's Dad and Mindy quickly exit the room on there way to make love,the door closes

Cut To:

Jenny:

Sarah your dad is....

Cut To:

Sarah:

I know!

Cut To:

Gloria:

Damnn girl!! that is a man right there Shit! if your dad was single I would differently let him do that Michael Clark Duncan on me

Cut To:

Vicky V:

I would fuck em Nodding her head in a "Yes" manner

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Sarah:

Uhhh fucking gross.. I don't know what's wrong with him!? Ever since my mom and him got the divorce it seems like he's trying to live out his college years again like he's trying to prove something to me.. It's like dad hello! I call you dad for a reason! Act your damn age! Sarah's dad rushes back into her room

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Sarah's Dad:

Hunny! ...you got any rubbers? Maybe by chance?

Cut To:

Jenny:

Oowww I Do!

Cut To:

Sarah:

Dad,get the fuck out!

Cut To:

Sarah's Dad:

Throw it! (Looking at Jenny,Jenny then throws it to him) ..Thanks! (He quickly leaves the room,Sarah looks at Jenny Pissed)

Cut To:

Jenny:

What!! I couldn't leave the man hanging??

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Sarah:

Well at least we know you and Billy Cee!! Are kept it safe..

Cut To:

Jenny:

What eves Cut To:

Gloria:

Okkk..so what time is this party starting at? I am ready to get drunk!!

Cut To:

Vicky V:

Seriously! Fucking black the fuck out tonight

Cut To:

Jenny:

Vic you know it's not good to black out

Cut To:

Sarah:

I know!! how if somebody tries to take advantage of you?

Cut To:

Vicky V:

Fucking let em

Cut To:

Gloria:

Gurll! Are serious?? Ughh

Cut To:

Jenny:

Vicky,you are a very beautiful girl you know that! maybe..maybe if you stop swearing like a trucker scratching your crotch and actually shave down there you could get a guy you know?

Cut To:

Vicky V:

Suck a dick Actually even better suck a big fucking Jake chlamydia spouting dick... Bitch!

Cut To:

Jenny:

Uhh (In Shock).. If Jake had an STD you think I would been pissing out fire by now huh?

Cut To:

Vicky V:

Well you know Jenny.. sometimes people can have an STD and not even feel it

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Gloria:

Ooo My goddness! You know what! That happened to my cousin Paco one time they had to stick a cue tip in his ding a ling and he's said he shitted his self because it hurt so bad (Everyone makes a gross look)

Cut To:

Sarah:

Ughhh Gloria!

Cut To:

Gloria:

Whattt!!?? No Lie

Cut To:

Sarah:

I don't wanna hear about your cousins Paco tip dick right now!

Cut To:

Gloria:

Fine It's cool gurl (Sadly)..

Cut To:

Sarah:

Sorry I don't mean to be a bitch but..

Cut To:

Vicky V:

But you are

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Sarah looks at Vicky

Sarah:

Well! I am not trying to! But I just don't know what to do (In a whiny,aggravated mannerism) I feel like Brad is trying to make me into his trophy girl or girlfriend for this party and I don't even like him I feel like he's using this party to set up his Prom King promotion campaign!

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Vicky V:

No fucking way (Sarcastically)

Cut To:

Sarah:

Yess!! Vicky,honestly I don't even like him yeahh he's attractive but his personality sucks he's such a self center ass hole that only tries to get on top...Ughh

Cut To:

Vicky V:

We Have a modern day Sherlock Holmes

Cut To:

Sarah:

Whatt ever!

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Vicky V:

I am just joshing ya Sarah

Cut To:

Gloria:

You know what gurl! it's whatever lets go there... drink all these assholes alcohol... And party it up!!

Cut To:

Everyone is now in Joy over Gloria's motivation Speech(Yayyyy!) Sarah's Dad walks back in..

Cut To:

Sarah's Dad:

Hunny sorry to brother ya again... Ok do you think Me and Mindy can use your didlo.. you know the rattlesnake doesn't rise to the food as much anymore and ahh...

Cut To:

Sarah:

Dad! Omg get out!...Jesus!

Cut To:

Sarah's Dad:

Sorry Hunny.. Have funn (While rushing out Sarah's Room)

Cut To:

Three young boys around the Ages of 12 to 13 are Peeping at the girls,in the next door house with switching off views with a par of binoculars

Teenage boy 1:

Let me get a look bro!

Cut To:

Teenage Boy 2:

Naw dude I think there about to start scissoring each other..Sweat!! (Teenage boy 1 grabs the binoculars out of teenage boy 2 hands)

Cut To:

Teenage Boy 3:

Dude! you gotta to let me get a look too!

Cut To:

Teenage boy 1:

Hold on broo!! Awww man there just hugging it out,this blows (Teenage boy 3 grabs the binoculars to take a look)

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Teenage Boy 3:

Oh My God! Dude there getting fucking naked this is awesome! (Teenage boy 1 and 2 both try to grab the binoculars and say "Let me see,Let me see!)

Cut To:

Teenage boy 1:

Bro's you know what this calls for!!... (They all look at each other)

Cut To:

All The Teenage Boys:

Circle Jerk Mayhem !

Cut To:

Jake and Death have Now reach Addai's House,Jake parks his car outside of Addai's House,Jake and Death then make there way to Addai's front door,they ring the doorbell,The Door opens it is Addai's Mom(Ms.Shukla) 8.Interior of Addai Shukla House

Ms.Shukla:

What the fuck you want!

Cut To:

Jake:

Huh! Hi Ms.Shukla is Addai home?

Cut To:

Ms.Shukla:

Yeahh,that sorry excuses for a motherfucker here

Cut To:

Jake:

Oh! Well where his friends,I'm Jake and this is Death (Death Waves Hi)

Cut To:

Ms.Shukla:

God Damn! You an ugly motherfucker! Buddha must cursed your mother when you was born

Cut To:

Death:

Umm thank you..

Cut To:

Ms.Shukla:

Like seriously? did she mix crack with newports and alcohol and then go on 60 minutes and say this is what you shouldn't do when your pregnant?...I'm Just wondering,that's all

Cut To:

Jake:

(Laughing) That was a good one Ms.Shukla..Wo!

Cut To:

Ms.Shukla:

Shut up hell up you black motherfucker! I got more of those for your black ass (Jake stops laughing and looks hurt) Well you both gonna stand out there come in! come in! I don't know where that lazy bastard Addai is..probably jacking off his kaish, cus you know he ain't getting no pussy...ADDAI! ADDAI!

Cut To:

Addai:

What is it MOM!?

Cut To:

Ms.Shukla:

Listen! Who the hell ya yelling at?!

Cut To:

Addai:

You! You crazy ass bitch! What the fuck is up with all the hostility?...Gesh!

Cut To:

Ms.Shukla:

Listen you Yebeben! I brought you into this world so I have no problem bringing you back to Ali! I will put my foot so far up ya ass While you get bitch slapped with eight hands of Shiva I don't care if Blackie and Blackie are here to witness (Looking at Death and Jake)

Cut To:

Addai:

Mother! I am sorry ok! There was no excuses for me to rise my voice at you and to call you a crazy ass bitch!

Cut To:

Ms.Shukla:

You know! (Getting teary eyed) if you father was still alive..

Cut To:

Addai:

Ma please! There is no need to bring up that Yebeben! He bounce on us ma!,He Ain't dead!

Cut To:

Ms.Shukla:

No! No Son! You must not speak about him like that

Cut To:

Addai:

Ma! Poppa lives in Compton,right off of South Fe Avenue! He didn't want me to tell you cuz He said he doesn't want your crazy ass to find em.. I can't lie about it anymore

Cut To:

Ms.Shukla:

No Addai! That is a lie!

Cut To:

Addai:

Ma his exact words where "If you tell your crazy mother where I stay,I swear to Ali! that I will blow up a damn post office and then blame it on having a fucking crazy ex wife" His exact mother!

Cut To:

Ms.Shukla:

Ahhh! That asshole!... I know he still loves me

Cut To:

Addai:

Yoo!

Dudes come on! I can't take this shit anymore! Am gonna be the next one to leave!

Cut To:

Jake:

Wus Up Bro!... I feel ya pain man,my mom crazy ass hell too (Gives a handshake to Addai)

Cut To:

Addai:

Mannn...That bitch Crazy That's why my dad gotta new Shawty and that Ass is crazy Ya feel me fellas! Stack like a camel back,I need some of that! (Singing)

Cut To:

Jake:

Umm Uhh! I feel you my dude...That Ghetto Booty?!

Cut To:

Addai:

...That Ghetto Booty!! (Shaking and Nodding his head)

Cut To:

Jake:

Wooo! That is fucking nice! (Trying to act interested)

Cut To:

Addai:

Wus Up Death! How ya been my man? See ya making the trip with us out tonight?

Cut To:

Death:

Yeahh! Man kinda of nervous...Jake told me to tag along

Cut To:

Addai:

Tag Along? You mean you wasn't invited?

Cut To:

Death:

Naw dude.... I wasn't invited (With his head down embarrassed,Jake Hits Addai in the arm)

Cut To:

Addai:

Mann! Fuck that shit if we in there you in there bro ...Ya Feel Me!

Cut To:

Death:

..I feel you...

Cut To:

Addai:

(Pushes Death to get him Amp up)

..Motherfucker! Ya Feel Me!!!!

Cut To:

Death:

Uhhh!?

Cut To:

Jake:

Man come on! (Speaking at Addai to go into his room) ..you sounded like you about to blow up some shit

Cut To:

Addai:

Haha just trying to get yall amp that's all

(Addai,Jake and Death enter Addai's bedroom,there rap music playing from the music video channel)

Cut To:

Jake:

Yooo! Motherfucker what is this?? Is that what I think it is? (Pointing to a bag of potent weed)

Cut To:

Addai:

Yes it is motherfucker! That's is High Grade Bacla!

Cut To:

Jake:

In English!

Cut To:

Addai:

This Hear! Is what a stoner lives for what we breath for.. We imagine it in are dreams and when we wake up the first thing we grab is this my friend I call it Holla Ali!

Cut To:

Death:

Bro that sounds pretty extreme

Cut To:

Addai:

Yes it is my friend (Kisses it and looks excited)..Yes It Is

Cut To:

Jake:

Shit! let me try some of that then!

Cut To:

Addai:

No! I need to test it out some more!

Cut To:

Jake:

Yeahh?? Well shit your talking to the master of testing shit Right here!!

Cut To:

Addai:

Jake! No you don't understand! this is not your normal weed my friend one puff of this,can cause over eating and intense paranoid

Cut To:

Jake:

Shit! That ain't nothing new

Cut To:

Addai:

But it is my friend!.. The other side effect that it can cause... Is Death!

Cut To:

Jake and Death Look at Each Other

Jake and Death:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jake:

Nigga do you see this nigga right hear?! Hahahahaha

Cut To:

Death:

Bro listen I can smoke that shit and I wouldn't die

Cut To:

Jake:

Uhhh Uhh (Crying laughing) Your killing me man,damn!

Cut To:

Addai:

Ha! Ha! motherfuckers very funny but still... neither you or robe boy ain't trying this shit just yet but I got something else..meet Dipolma!

Cut To:

Addai,Death and Jake are now smoking in Addai's room watching music videos

Addai:

Ohh Shit! This is the fucking man right here

Cut To:

Jake:

(Taking puffs while talking) Who dat?

Cut To:

Death:

Isn't his name Insanity? or something like that?

Cut To:

Addai:

No! His name is Stdesy He's the fucking man! I went to see him perform live there was so many bitches..Everywhere! Praise Ali!

Cut To:

Death:

Turn it up bro!

Cut To:

Music artist Stdesy is performing he's song "What's the check up for" The Song is a Funk song,Stdesy and his female companion are laying on his bed talking to each other,The instrumental of the music is playing under the conversation

Stdesy:

Girl,you know I love you.. Cut To:

Girl:

I know I know baby! Cut To:

Stdesy:

So stop your worrying baby Cut To:

Girl:

But those bumps on your...

Cut To:

Stdesy:

Baby..Baby it's hereditary just a gift and curse All this love I got for you baby is all wrap inside.. all inside but the question I got for you.. Just one question.. What's the check up for?

Cut To:

Song:

Girl,when ya touch my body I can't help but wonder with that tongue's gonna dooooooo (Ahhh just alittle lick) I say I got somebody that makes me want to do strange things that I doooooo (I can't help it girl) Don't worry about that girl it's a cold sore,ain't nothing gonna get on you I work it all night long,till my balls is blue (I think it's possible) BUT! when you say u gonna get a check up umm umm..I feel so messed up,cuz stdesy can't get nasty if he fess upppp! Oooooo

Addai:

That was..fucking..amazing! Stdesy's no bad motherfucker!

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Death:

Yeah I can definitely feel the passion in his music (Sarcastically)

Cut To:

Jake:

Yeahh! But he ain't no Billy Dee Williams.. Carry On!

Cut To:

Addai:

Motherfucker! he better then Billy Dee Williams

Cut To:

Jake:

Shut your Kish poo ass up with that rubbish

Cut To:

Addai:

Bitch!

Call me a Kush poo motherfucker again,I swear on Ali! I will light ya ass up with Borccadin

Cut To:

Jake:

Whatever....Bitch!

Cut To:

Addai and Jake start to argue back and forth A small physical altercation has taken place...

Death:

Yooo! Fuck guys!, get a grip there both fucking phenomenal artist ok? But Jake honestly Billy Dee hasn't been relevant In about 20 years dood!

Cut To:

Jake:

Huhh! How dare you? How dare you!? Motherfucker! dude was in Undercover Brother Obviously a cult classic

Cut To:

Addai:

Are you fucking kidding me!?

Cut To:

Death:

Yeah.... Cult classic alright

Cut To:

Jake:

Listen! Shut the fuck up...Addai!

Cut To:

Addai:

Addai!?.. Just me motherfucker? You bitch motherfucker Kept telling me...Ooh Ali! I'll cut a motherfucker smoove!

Cut To:

Jake: (The Shot starts with Medium long Shot)

Listen! I'm tell you a little something about the man they called Billy Dee. (A little Closer) William December Williams Jr., Yes!... junior was born April 6,1937 in New York,New York.. he first appeared on Broadway,in the play The Firebrand of Florence in 1945 (A little Closer) When he was 8 years old In 1959 he made his film debut in the academy award nominated The Last Angry Man And rose to stardom in the made for TV film Brian's Song where he portrays former NFL running back Gale Sayers the film became so popular that they soon released it in theaters he was also nominated for an Emmy award for that picture and then returned to Broadway back in 1960 in the play The Cool World Due to his commercial success he became one of the most well know and successful black actors in Hollywood and especially around the time of the Blaxploition genre In the 1980's Mr.Williams then played the part of Lando Calrissian in the Star Wars trilogy and as well his success in the 1990's with roles like Harvey Dent in Batman He also dibble in the music field,with the Jazz LP entitled "Let's Misbehave" Which! landed him a appearance on the legendary Motown 25:Yesterday,Today,Forever

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Addai:

Holy Fuck!

Are you finish man!? Gesh I thought I was going in a trance because of all the bullshit!

Cut To:

Jake:

Man whatever!

Cut To:

Death:

Jake thanks for the history lesson but what's the point your trying to make?

Cut To:

Jake:

The Point is (Flowing into a close up) Don't talk bad about the baddest motherfucker in the universe Escipally if ya don't know the smell of shit coming off your shoe The resumbles the shit projecting off you breath... OK it's time the get fuck up and head to this party

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Addai:

yeahh?! I'm down (Nervously) a motherfucker need some fresh air

Cut To:

Death:

Yeahhh?! Sounds good to me too (Nervously)

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The Three friends now making there way outta Addai's house are excited for what the night is gonna bring Death however is still more nervous then excited but how can you tell he's death? Since he knows his best friend Jake in his corner his worries are alittle less settle he ain't got no worries The three make there way into Jake's car armed with drugs and booze as well as the passion of having a damn good time....(Meanwhile!)

Interior of Bradley Coppertens house In a musical broadway style with aspirations of the Spike Jones directed Music video "Weapon of Choice" Brad and Gary break out into a song and dance spectacle on how rich they are and how it makes them better then other people oohh yea and Brad's bullshit campaign to became prom king

Song:

......(Meanwhile!)

We now join back up with the gang of Death,Jake and Addai making there way to Brad's party as well as getting high and drinking... Well death is drinking and Jake and Addai are doing both But there seems to be an issue steaming on the horizon

9.Interior of Jake's Car:

Addai:

Oh my goddness! to the warm nipples of Shiva I'm so fucking wasted!

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Death is laughing because of the good time...Ironic!?

Jake:

Nigga can you chill the fuck out! yall sand motherfuckers don't know how to act n shit that's way y'all always on the news

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Addai:

You! punk motherfucker got some nerve talking about me and my people on the news Yous motherfucker is always on the news

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Jake:

What you mean yous motherfuckers?

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Addai:

Motherfucker!? ...Uuuuu motherfuckers

you black ashy motherfuckers! Like seriously every time I turn on the news it's always ..today someone shoot in someone in fuckin hood just like the other day because it's all about the same shit.... NOTHING! NOTHING! NOTHING!,there is no reason y'all is killing each other it's over the most stupidest shit

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Jake:

Smh.. Like yall one's to talk all yall terrorist motherfuckers is anyways on ever news channel like I swear to god the news to a terrorist is like sponsors to NASCAR

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Addai:

Dude! Do I look like a terrorist you jou domstuk bak!

my family comes from a long generation of farmers

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Jake:

With what grass Addai!?

Jake and Addai are bicking back and forth

Death:

Alright!! the both of you's like goddamn ya made your point..gosh

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Jake:

Hey Bro! don't be using god's name in vein homie

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Death:

He's a relative,am sure he doesn't give a fuck Listen! we are heading to the most important event that is happening in my miserable life this will be the first time that I even get to be in the same room as any and every popular kid in this school and of course Sarah! This will be the only chance to a least have a conversation with her Hey! I'll even take a statement so if you guys wouldn't mind with all the back in forth

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Addai:

Hey D! I didn't know it meant that much to you and I'm sorry man

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Death:

Hey it's cool dood! (Addai and Death dap it up)

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Jake:

Hey I'm sorry too homie you know all I want ya to do is have a good time man U KNOW this!

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Death:

I know man (Jake grabs death shoulder to insure him) anyways we both know that middle easterns are the new blacks to discriminant against

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Jake:

See I told you

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Addai:

Man fuck you both! both ugly black motherfuckers!

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While everyone is bickering Jake is not paying attention and hits a cop car from behind

Death:

O shit! Jake man!

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Jake:

Ooooo Shit!,Fuck!

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Addai:

Ooo Man we are fucking screwed... Look at all the drugs...Look at it!

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Jake:

Bro just calm down man.. relax and everything will be fine

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Addai:

Motherfucker telling me to relax..ok,ok I'm relax.. BUT,what's not fucking relax is that am a fucking middle eastern in a fucking turbid with a black motherfucker and the devils wingman... Sorry D,no offense!

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Two African-American Police officers get out the car,and approach Jake's car

Jake:

Word! They some brothers,I got thisss... everybody stay clam (Jake pulls down his window,the officers smells a very strong weed smell)

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Black Police officers 2:

Goddamn! Niggaa what.... What u smoking on (Starts to smell the weed over dramatically) Damn!

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Black Police officer 1 Signals to his partner to chill out

Black Police Officer 1:

Having a good night fellas?

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Jake:

Oh! yes sir! where just making are way to a friends house to finish up a graphic novel discussions we take place in every Friday... Sir (Looking at his friends to agree)

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Black Police Officer 1:

Right! Well as you can see,your car hit the back of my police cruiser

while at a stop sign and from the strong smell of marijuana and those empty bottles under your feet the cause of the situation was probably on what we just spoke on

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Jake:

Yes Sir...you have a good point with that (Looking at his friends to agree)

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Both Officers looking at each other in confusion

Black Police Officer 2:

Yooo May...I think dude trying to be slick

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Jake:

Uhhh..No Sir I wouldn't do that

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Black Police Officer 2:

Yoo May! I think he trying to undermined ya I think he think we some kinda suckers!

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Black Police Officer 1:

You know what Jay! I think you right... ALL YALL GET THE HELL OUT THE CAR.. NOW!

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Jake,Death and Addai all get out the car

Black Police Officer 2:

Look like we got a bunch of tough guys some stiff neck motherfuckers! ....Uhhh WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU! (Looking a death)

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Black Police Officer 1:

Godd damn!

You's a ugly motherfucker Can you believe it Jay look at this trio (Going down the line) We got us a black motherfucker,a kushboo motherfucker and a ripley's believe it or not motherfucker...DAMN!... Boy what you suppose to be? It ain't Halloween rusty!

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Death:

Well Sir,I am Death...

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Black Police Officer 2:

Deaf! Like you can't hear little goblin (speaking directly)... You need me to sign this out for you (Signing it out,don't really signing it out)

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Death:

No not Deaf but the Death the grim reaper you know

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Black Police Officer 1:

Well what do you know! Jay we bagged the nigga who sends us to where we need to go after This world

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Black Police Officer 2:

I can see!

(Whispering voice)

Yo! if you really death,could you take care of a little favor for me... see my baby mama trying to get me to pay a little more of the child support and you know it's hard times out hear I am not saying to commit a murderrr but maybe just make her diee... You know if you could...Is there a fee?

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Jake:

So are we getting changed sir!

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Black Police Officer 1:

What you say!? You sassing me Boi!?

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Jake:

No Sir I was just wondering if we where getting charged with anything sir that is all

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Black Police Officer 1:

YOU think you tough!

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Jake:

For real! This is how it's going down?

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Addai:(Whispering)

isn't that from Boyz n Hood?..

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Death:

yeahhh and fuckin Don't be a Menace to south central while Drinking Juice...

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Black Police Officer 2:

Shut The Fuck Up!

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Black Police Officer 1:

You think you tough! Huh Boi? Police officer one looks over to Police officer 2 like he is about to play a joke He then pulls his gun out on Jake

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Black Police Officer 2:

Yeahh get em May..Go head!

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Jake:

Really!?

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Black Police Officer 1:

Yes really motherfucker.. I don't like your skin

U dark motherfucker!

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Jake:

Sir..but you darker then me!

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Black Police Officer 1:

Shut the Hell Up! I ain't finished (Pressing the gun harder on Jake's neck) ..so where was I at?

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Jake:

I don't like your skin..you dark motherfucker! (Helping out with the Process)

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Black Police Officer 1:

Ooo ok I got I got.. I don't like the way you talk I don't like the way you smell? ...Brother I don't even like that you in my presents right now (Hold's the gun tighter to Jake's neck)

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Jake:

Damn....that kinda hurts sir

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Black Police Officer 1:

What set you role with huh? You know what he looks like to me Jay!

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Black Police Officer 2:

WHAT'S THAT MAY!?

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Black Police Officer 1:

He look like one of them Hoover crips off of Crenshaw I don't like you! I should blow ya head off right hear Right Now! (He then take's the safety off)

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Jake:

No Sir,No Sir!

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Black Police Officer 1:

HAHAHA told you Jay.... I told you this dude would fold! hahahaha

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Black Police Officer 2:

I am telling you man you had little homie shaking in his boots

Cut To: Jake looks over at Death and Addai,In confusion

Black Police Officer 1:

See that's what happens when you ram my vehicle we don't arrest ya ass... We get in the ass!.. Mentally (The officers dap each other up)

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Black Police Officer 2:

Yeahh Nigwa! Think about it like the movie Inception expect all that stuff is going on in ya ass

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Black Police Officer 1:

Yeaahh! Sooo little homies let's make things neutral and carry on with are agendas

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Death:

Hey...I'm so cool with that

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Addai:

Me too!..Lets go! As Jake,Death and Addai make there way back into the car

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Black Police Officer 1:

One more thing!... Yall got anymore budd!

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Death,Jake and Addai all look at each other.....

Now back at Bradley's residents,The party is starting to get rolling,Brad is doing a solo dance routine on the floor,which is a mix for Saturday Night Fever Travolta and some new twiking moves made popular by the black community

Gary:

Bradley! Bradley!

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Brad:

Don't call me Bradley when theirs guest hear Gary!

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Gary:

Please! The key is throw away for the closet..Brad! I just wanted to tell you that Sarah has arrived and she looks..alright..I guess

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Brad:

Awww! I must greet her

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Brad and Gary are making their way threw acouple of guest at the party,the crowd is getting larger by the minute

Brad:

Awwww the Lovely Sarah (He greets her with a kiss on the hand) and her lovely friends... Jenny (Greeting)

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Jenny:

Hi!!!

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Brad:

Gloria

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Gloria:

Ooo Hello Brad! I love the house,it's so big and spacious

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Brad:

Well! Thank you very much

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Gloria:

You know! my cousin Cecelia after he got his sex changed n shit Cuz his name use to the Cecil..U know! well he got into interior design

he is.. well I mean she is one of the best in Boston now she can take a crack house and make that shit look like the Oval Office n shit ..for real!

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Brad:

Ah! Well thank you so much Gloria for the information if I ever need any interior decorating,I will def hit ya up.. Well ladies get comfortable party hard! there are drinks in the refrigerator as well as the cooler and anything you need.. especially you Sarah...I am hear!.. Please excuse me for a moment I have to take care of a couple of things but I will be back shortly

Cut To:

Vicky V:

WHAT THE FUCK BRAD! do I look like the door to you..No Hello

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Brad:

Oooo I am sorry Vicky I actually just forgot about you...HI!..BRB (Walks off with Gary by his side) ..Gary is that Jorge over there? (Gary nods in agreement) Watch him till the end of party and make sure you do a re count on valuables

you know Mexicans have sticky fingers.... (Gary nods in agreement)

Vicky V:

Fucking dick head I'm go over to where that Jack Daniels is and take a few shots

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Sarah:

K Vicky,be careful

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Jenny:

Yeahh,don't break someone's fucking dick off (Vicky sticks up her middle finger,while walking away)

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Sarah:

So is Jake hear yet?

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Jenny:

Noooo not yet

the last text he sent me was "Rolling on that Molly with DD and Addie We likes to party!,be there soon"

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Sarah:

Oh my god,he's bring Death to the party!? (Surprising over-excitied)

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Jenny:

Ahhh yeahh!.. What are you so excited for?

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Gloria:

Oh My godness! don't tell me you like him?

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Sarah:

No! I like him as a friend! ..I mean he's just such a nice guy and he's so shy...and sweet....

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Gloria:

Ooh gurl!..I think you likes him! I think she likes him I think she likes him!

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Sarah:

Whatever girl! He's just so different from all the other guys... u know?

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Jenny:

Uhhhh Yeahh! he's fuckin death! Of course he's different then half the guys cuz most guys don't hang out in semataries discussing World of Warcraft with the Graveyard keeper

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Sarah:

(Confused) What?

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Jenny:

I don't know that's what Jake told me.. he hangs with the graveyard keeper and they play World of Warcraft and look at dead people and bet money on Tombstone sizes.... If that's not weird (Sarcastically)

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Gloria:

Dang gurl..you gotta point You know what! Sarah my cousin Vlade but we call him V,V for short! he use...

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Sarah:

Ughh..whatever! (Sarah walks away mad)

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Gloria:

Dumbass! why you say that for? (Speaking to Jenny)

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Jenny:

What!..You agreed Whatever..He's a creep (Jenny and Gloria Start to walk around the party)

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Gloria:

And your boy toy Jake isn't?

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Jenny:

Girl he's a freak!..there's a differences

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Gloria:

Awwww Gurlll..you crazy (They kept mumbling along)

While the party is getting started the trio of friends Death,Jake and Addai are now smoking...some bomb weed with the two Police officers,Reakwon's Knowledge God's starts to play in the police cruiser

Black Police Officer 2:

Taking pulls from the blunt,while singing along to his own lyrics ...Coughing..Coughing

YOOO SON, WORD! YO,YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING D? WE HAD THE BADDEST MOTHERFUCKING UNIT (COUGHING)... BACK IN THE DAY KID (Death and Jake Look at each other in confusion) YOU KNOW WHAT?...I MISS ALL THEM NIGGAS THROUGH BELIEVE THAT! I AINT FORGET NONE OF NIGGA! NONE.. YOU KNOW SNOW,TIE..Skinny Jimmy C,Short Arm Ricky (Officer 2 starts crying) Short Arm Ricky! don't let ur arm hold him back in life...don't let it!.. WE TOLD EM DON'T LET IT HOLD YA BACK IN LIFE DON'T LET IT DON'Y LET IT Ricky!

Black Police Officer 1:

Can you shit the fuck up back there! NIGRAW...Don't kill my vibe

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Black Police Officer 2:

I'm sorry dawg..you know this good ISH! (Coughing profusely) ..ughh ughh got a nigga reminiscing

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Black Police Officer 1:

Well nigga reminisce to yourself with that shit.. SO cut all the bullshit (Speaking to Jake and Co.) but We know well as least me! (Police officer 2 is making smoke O's from the smoke he is blowing out) I know that you aren't on ya way to no graphic novel discussion.. Like Come On! you got on a damn letter men jackets..

full of shit Yall are probably heading to that party going on tonight at the Phillp's residents.. whats that kids name?? Cut To:

Black Police Officer 2:

Oooo you mean the undercover fruit cake!

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Jake,Death and Addai(At the Sametime):

Bradley!

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Black Police Officer 1:

Yeahh thats it!

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Addai:

Well us got invited (Pointing at Jake) and where just showing up with him (Speaking about Death)

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Death:

Thanks Addai..thanks

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Jake:

Fucking asshole (Hits Addai on the leg)

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Addai:

What? What did I say?

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Black Police Officer 1:

Ooh is that right?... Hey well that's a mighty nice thing of ya to do man... Hey kid! there ain't nothing wrong with coming to a party uninvited thats what parties are for baby!

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Black Police Officer 2:

Ya Damn Right!... I ain't never been invited to a party before uhmmm uhmm (Looking at Black Officer 1)

Cut To:

Black Police Officer 1:

You Still gonna bring that up Jay?..Seriously?

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Black Police Officer 2:

Uhhh..YES! Brutha!..

How ya gonna be partners with someone for close to 8 months..8 MONTHS! and not even invite them to your parents renew vows ceremony.. Uhhh! trifling

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Black Police Officer 1:

May for real? You still bring that up?

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Black Police Officer 2:

Yes because it hurt,it hurt my feelings.. you see this is why I have trust issues

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Black Police Officer 1:

Nigga WHATEVER!.. But like I was saying,it don't matter if you wasn't invite thats how you take over the party and make it ur's Use that shit to your advantage.. No one looks at the under dawg but when you rise, YOU rise the highest,you show everyone YOUR! the man of the hour and everyone is happy to be a part of your world... ya feel me..these are wise from the players of all players.. So kept em to your heart

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Death:

Uhhh thank you...Sir I definitely will

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Black Police Officer 2:

Yeah and if that shit doesn't work pull ya dick out or something! start stealing all the beers n shit and make your own MOTHERFUCKING PARTY You know what?

..YOU KNOW WHAT? ...we's likes to party

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Black Police Officer 1:

We's Likes TO PARTY!...YOU KNOW WHAT?

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Everyone starts singing together:

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT? WE LIKES TO PARTY! (Repeat over)

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Back at the Party Brad and Gary are cautiously watching over the action threw their security camera's,watching room by room,making sure everything stays at ease..well a least by party standards. There is one room in particular,the one room that Brad values the most,the one room that doesn't sit well for most..well in Brad's opinion,in his opinion this room as no room for a stoners fest,no time to see a dumbass reach,No crumbs left by the future of bums,all sum up in Bradley speech Interior of Brad's house,security camera room

Brad:

Well Gary! looks like everything is going good downstairs,I might say?

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Gary:

Oh yes Bradley! Tone like a well oil Greek Romain man

Cut To: Brad & Gary:

Humm umm huhh! (Excitedly) Cut To:

Brad:

Gosh! Who is that wearing that awful Skully on his head?.... Are those Ekky Sins...Huhh!

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Gary:

Bradley, that is Danny B! Norfolk Country Lacrosse player of the yearrrr And Ekky Sins are in style now..get with that times!

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