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THE 96 DPI MAGAZINE FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE 72 DPI MAGAZINE ISSUE #11 of 12 DATE: 4-JUNE-2002

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Titel - Too much of anything is not good for you baby InsIde - xDays Content A Warning frOM g. LUCAS Artist standing in front of security cam Mini GRAnd pRIX Elvis is everywhere John wAYNE on TV Artist SITTING in ROller COAster traVEL TO THE ZOo love letter TIE MY PECKER TO MY LEG pleaSE RELEASE ME Artist SITTING in GIANT WHEEL IF I CAN DREAM IF I can dream 2 Artist standing in front of PHONOMAT AIR CONDITION DANKE FR DEN ABEND I LIKE PRESS GODS LIGHTNING CONDUCTOR SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE PORNO INDUSTRY MY WAY - FINAL STATEMENT ROOM 1049 - VERY FINAL STATEMENT

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THE FOLLOWING PAGES CONTAIN SHIT FULL OF HANDWRITING, scribbled stuff, tape and COLLAGE People who dont like that shit better leave and watch the new starwars movie G. Lucas

ARTIST STANDING IN FRONT OF

SECURITY CAM,

VIENNA

DONT BE CRUEL
Baby its still you Im

aby

SomethinPlease I might forget have said my past

, if I made you mad

The future looks bright ahead

to a heart
no other

tI h ats true love dont want


thinking of , mmm

ELVIS
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Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him. And Elvis is in Joan Rivers but hes trying to get out, man! Hes trying to get out! Listen up Joanie Baby! Elvis is everywhere Elvis is everything Elvis is everybody Elvis is still the king Man o man What I want you to see Is that the big Es Inside of you and me Man, theres a lot of unexplained phenomenon out there in the world. Lot of things people say What the hecks going on?

Ev er Y W H e r e

Elvis is everywhere Elvis is everything Elvis is everybody Elvis is still the king Man o man What I want you to see Is that the big Es Inside of you and me Thats right ladies and gentlemen, The time has come! Time has come to talk To that little bit of Elvis inside of you. Talk to it! Call it up! Say "Elvis, heal me!" "Save me, Elvis!" "Make me be born again in the perfect Elvis light" Thats right! Youve got that Elvis inside of ya and hes talkin to ya He says he wants you to sing! Everybodys got to sing like the king! Like the king Get that leg going now Get your lip too. Not no fool Billy Idol lip either Everybody! Yeah, were rockin now! Elvis is with us. Hes with us and hes speaking to us. He says "Peoples!" "Peoples!" "Everybody!" "Everybody got to sing!" Elvis is everywhere Elvis is everything Elvis is everybody Elvis is still the king Man o man What I want you to see Is that the big Es Inside of you and me Elvis is everywhere Elvis is everything Elvis is everybody Elvis is still the king Man o man What I want you to see Is that the big Es Inside of you and me Elvis!

When I look out into your eyes out there, When I look out into your faces, You know what I see? I see a little bit of Elvis In each and every one of you out there. Lemme tell ya... Weeeeeeeeeellllllll... Elvis is everywhere Elvis is everything Elvis is everybody Elvis is still the king Man o man What I want you to see Is that the big Es Inside of you and me Elvis is everywhere, man! Hes in everything. Hes in everybody... Elvis is in your jeans. Hes in your cheesburgers Elvis is in Nutty Buddies! Elvis is in your mom! Hes in everybody. Hes in the young, the old, the fat, the skinny, the white, the black the brown and the blue people got Elvis in em too Elvis is in everybody out there. Everybodys got Elvis in them! Everybody except one person that is... Yeah, one person! The evil opposite of Elvis. The Anti-Elvis Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in em, lemme tell ya.

Let me tell ya! Who built the pyramids? ELVIS! Who built Stonehenge? ELVIS! Yeah, man you see guys walking down the street pushing shopping carts and you think theyre talking to allah, theyre talking to themself. Man, no theyre talking to ELVIS! ELVIS! ELVIS! You know whats going on in that Bermuda Triangle? Down in the Bermuda Traingle Elvis needs boats. Elvis needs boats. Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis needs boats. Aahh! The Sailing Elvis! Captain Elvis! Commodore Elvis it is. Yeah man, you know people from outer space, people from outer space they come up to me. They dont look like like Doctor Spock. They dont look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive. They look like Elvis. ELVIS! Everybody in outer space looks like Elvis. Cause Elvis is a perfect being. We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Elvisness Soon all will become Elvis. Everything everywhere will be Elvis. Why do you think they call it evolution anyway? Its really Elvislution! Elvislution!

ARTIST SITTING IN

ROLLER COASTER,

VIENNA

TIE MY PECKER

LEG

TO MY

I HAD A PENIS ENLARGMENT - EVERYBODY KNOWS

ARTIST SITTING IN

GIANT WHEEL,

VIENNA

IF I

CAN DREAM

ARTIST STANDING IN FRONT OF

PHONOMAT,

VIENNA

Danke

fr den Abend, Fr das, was noch kommt und das, was schon war! Danke fr den Abend, Du schaust mich nur an und alles ist klar! Fr ein paar Stunden den Himmel erkunden, Und glaube mir: Nur wegen dir Ist er zum Greifen nah! Danke - fr den Abend, Fr jeden Moment wie Perlen aus Glck! Einfach treiben lassen Irgendwohin und nie mehr zurck, ja! Einfach der Seele folgen ohne groes Ziel. Sie wei von ganz allein, Was Sie will... Irgendwo wird getanzt, Da fehlen nur noch wir zwei, Komm und schwebe mit mir grad als wre es Zauberei! Danke fr den Abend, Fr den zrtlichen Blick der alles verstand. Danke fr den Abend, Ein Rausch aus Musik der Wnsche verband, ja! Einfach sich treiben lassen, ganz nach dem Gefhl, Es wei von ganz allein, Was es will... Danke fr den Abend, Ein glitzerndes Fest - das wunderbar war! Danke fr dein Lachen! Dein Strahlen gengt ein Wunder geschah, ja! Sterne wie Diamanten geben auf uns acht! Und wenn die Sonne uns findet Dann weit du, was uns verbindet, Und ich sag: Danke fr diese Nacht!

{ THANK YOU FOR THE NIGHT }

NKE

DA

FR DE

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END

GODS

LIGHTNING CONDUCTOR,

HANOVER

You can shoot My BOdy f ULl of holes

but you cant kill the spirit of rock n roll