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Prune Juice for the Soul
Can you help me locate a book that was published about ten years ago it was very popular among scientists I wish I bought a copy then but now it seems impossible to find one but you will know where to get one if anyone will the title is Prune Juice for the Soul. Bailey R.D. Dockett Indemnification Grants Centre Great Yarmouth, East Anglia,UK
Personality Flared!
After reading so much about the famous photograph of the 1911 Solvay conference at the Hotel Metropole in Brussels, I went through my great-grandfathers files on the off chance that he had a copy. Success! Here is the photo. Its not a copy of the pristine original. Its a copy of the famous version that someone defaced by scribbling over the image of Mel. The rest of the photo is in good shape. You can clearly see many of the big guns who were in attendance: Nernst, Brillouin, Solvay himself, Lorentz, Warburg, Perrin, Wien, Curie, Poincar, Goldschmidt, Planck, Rubens, Sommerfeld, Lindemann, de Broglie, Knudsen, Hasenhrl, Hostelet, Herzen, Jeans, Rutherford, Kamerlingh, Onnes, Langevin and of course Einstein. A note on the back of the photo, in my great-grandfathers unmistakable squidgy handwriting, says that there were several versions of this grouping, and that there was considerable argument about
who sat or stood next to whom, and above or below whom, and especially of who would be in the photo. There were several versions of the photo, with individual scientists absent from some but not others. As my great-grandfathers words explain: Personality flared! Like your other correspondents, I do no know if there is any surviving photo in which Mel is visible. And my greatgrandfathers notes give no indication as to who it was who so carefully defaced every image in which Mel was present. We are approaching the hundredth anniversary of the conference. Maybe somebody can solve the mystery in time for the gala celebration. P.S. I enclose another photo from my great-grandfathers collection. It shows Ernest Solvay. Someone, maybe the same person, has defaced (so to speak) Solvays hair and beard. Robert T. Poincar Metz, France
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and Im having a difficult time removing some lint and dust from the intricate crevasses. Ive tried a tiny vacuum, but the lints quite stubborn and the rubber is rather tacky. Thank you in advance. Enny Susanto, Curator Jember Museum of Natural Science Jember, East Java, Indonesia
questions. Every three minutes the operator would prompt the increasingly agitated caller for a handful of quarters. Angry people waiting for the phone were swearing loudly in the background. After 18 minutes he ran out of quarters. A week later to the very minute, I took another blind call....the same guy from the same phone booth. This time he wanted to know (shouting over traffic noise and swearing in the background) why nestling cuckoos were black (perhaps avatars of Satan) and whether or not they made ill-intended flights to heaven. This guy was clearly on holiday from some distant planet, but at least he provided some context. After that call, I told our secretary to screen the calls more thoroughly and to refer blind calls from Manhattan phone booths to the Ornithology Department at the American Museum of Natural History. Dr. Phyllis Yalnkaya Brooklyn, NY
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* Nobel Laureate Physics ** worlds highest IQ Len Fisher*******, Bristol U., UK *** convicted felon Jerome Friedman*, MIT **** misspelled Sheldon Glashow*, ***** sibling rivalry Boston U. ****** six stars Karl Kruszelnicki*******, ******* Ig Nobel Winner U. Sydney Harry Lipkin, Weizmann Inst. Douglas Osheroff*, Stanford U. Frank Wilczek*, MIT Political Science Richard G. Neimi****, Rochester, NY Psychiatry and Neurology Robert Hoffman, Daly City, CA Psychology Louis G. Lippman, Western Wash. U. G. Neil Martin, Middlesex U., UK Chris McManus*******, University Coll. London Neil J. Salkind, U. of Kansas Pulmonary Medicine Traian Mihaescu, Iasi, Romania Radiology David Rabin, Highland Park Hosp., IL Science Policy Al Teich, American Assn for the Advancement of Science Stochastic Processes (selected at random from amongst our subscribers) Junkan Song, Arnhem, the Netherlands Women's Health Andrea Dunaif, Northwestern U. JoAnn Manson, Brigham & Women's Hosp.
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reveals collective action barriers to mounting challenges to copyright validity: the song generates an estimated $2 million per year, and yet no one has ever sought adjudication of the validity of its copyright.
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On Dotty Letters
On Dotty Letters, Stewart Britten, Nature, vol. 299, September 9, 1982, p. 102. The author begins by saying: It gives your readers, I suppose, some light relief when you publish a dotty letter on improbable ways of achieving peace in our time.
Polka Dots
Visual Evaluation of Polka-dot Patterns, Yoojin Lee and Nobuko Naruse, Journal of Home Economics of Japan, vol. 52, no, 6, 2001, pp. 53343. The authors, at Bunka Womens University, report: Up to the present time, there have not been many studies carried out to determine an effective method for systematical conditional setting for polka-dot patterns, because most previous studies have used commercial printed polka-dot patterns. Therefore, we prepared thirty samples with different patterns.
Many Dots
A Million Dots, Andrew Clements, Mike Reed, Simon & Schuster, 2006, ISBN 0689858248.
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Windowspotting
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Why So Many Open Windows? Barrie Smith, BMJ, vol. 336, June 28, 2008, p. 1454, DOI:10.1136/bmj.39619.621736.3A
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A small part of that photograph of a small part of a large whale. Photo: U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.
Big: Hand
How Big Is a Hand?, N.D. Rossiter, P. Chapman and I.A. Haywood, Burns, vol. 22, no. 3, May 1996, pp. 2301, DOI:10.1016/0305-4179(95)00118-2. The authors, who are at Queen Elizabeth Military Hospital, Woolwich, London, UK, report: Exactly what constitutes the palm of the hand and how large an area this is, depends on whether you follow Advanced Trauma Life Support teaching, United Kingdom teaching, or use a Lund and Browder chart. A study was designed to measure the areas in question to find which was most accurate. The conclusions challenge standard teaching and show a sex difference. The area of the palm alone is 0.5 per cent BSA in males and 0.4 per cent BSA in females, whereas the area of the palm plus the palmar surface of the five digits is 0.8 per cent BSA in males and 0.7 per cent BSA in females.
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Small: Cloud
How Small Is a Small Cloud? I.Koren, L.Oreopoulos, G.Feingold, L.A.Remer and O.Altaratz, Atmospheric Chemistry and Physics, vol. 8, 2008, pp. 6379-407. (Thanks to Tom Gill for bringing this to our attention.) The authors, who are variously at the Weizmann Institute, Rehovot, Israel, at University of Maryland, Baltimore, at NASA Goddard Space Flight Center, Greenbelt, Maryland, and at NOAA Earth System Research Laboratory, Boulder, Colorado, report: Here we examine the size distribution and the optical properties of small, sparse cumulus clouds and the associated optical properties of what is considered a cloud-free atmosphere within the cloud field....
The nature of small cumulus cloud size distributions suggests that at any resolution, a significant fraction of the clouds are missed, and their optical properties are relegated to the apparent cloud-free optical properties. At the same time, the cloudy portion incorporates significant contribution from noncloudy pixels.
Small: Ball
How Small Is a Unit Ball? David J. Smith and Mavina K. Vamanamurthy, Mathematics Magazine, vol. 62, no. 2, April 1989, pp. 1017.
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Dottss Egg-Opener
Be it known that I, HIRAM S. DOTTS, a citizen of the United States, residing at Thoburn, in the county of Marion, State of West Virginia, have invented certain new and useful Improvements in Egg-Openers, of which the following is a specification. So begins the text to U.S. patent #696,016, granted March 25, 1902 to Hiram S. Dotts. Mr. Dottss description, despite dealing with a subject of great technical complexity, is nearly poetical. Dotts (and/or his lawyer, E.B. Stocking) reduces the device, and its place in the world, to just 41 words: This invention relates to eggopeners, and to particularly to a construction embodying jaws movable in their relation to each other and toward an egg in order to fracture the shell thereof upon a peripheral line extending in a single horizontal plane.
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Dottss Legacy
However well Dotts was known to the public during his lifetime, his fame is now surpassed by that of other inventors, many of whom knew or know little or nothing firsthand about how to make improvements on egg-openers or cigartip-protecting-labels. It is possible that readers of this article will rectify or perpetuate this state of affairs.
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Factitious Masquerading
Factitious Panniculitis Masquerading as Pyoderma Gangrenosum, C.C.Y. Oh, D.B. McKenna, K.M. McLaren and M.J. Tidman, Clinical and Experimental Dermatology, vol. 30, no. 3, May 2005, pp. 2535. The definition of acnestis as it appears in the 1906 edition of Lippincotts Medical Dictionary.
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Non-Factitious Masquerading
Primary Cutaneous Mucormycosis Masquerading as Pyoderma Gangrenosum, O.A. Kerr, C. Bong, C. Wallis and M.J. Tidman, British Journal of Dermatology, vol. 150, no. 6, June 2004, pp. 12123.
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Figure 2. A spotted sandpiper. Drawing from Handbook of Birds of Eastern North America by Frank Michler Chapman, D. Appleton and Co., 1900. Figure 1. Counties in which the spotted sandpiper has been spotted.
Figure 4. Counties in which the spotted towhee has been spotted. Figure 3. A spotted towhee. Drawing: Nan Swift, Improbable Research staff.
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The winners and other ceremony participants prepare to take a bow at the conclusion to the 2004 Ig Nobel Prize ceremony. Photo: Eric Workman / Improbable Research.
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Annals of Improbable Research | September October 2008 | vol. 14, no. 5 | 15
A northern short-tailed shrew (Blarina brevicauda). Drawing by Nan Swift, Improbable Research staff.
lightly boiled for approximately 2 minutes and swallowed without mastication in hind and forelimb, head, and body and tail portions. Heres how Crandall and Stahl handled the output: Faecal matter was collected for the following 3 days. Each faeces was stirred in a pan of warm water until completely disintegrated. This solution was then decanted through a quadruple-layered cheesecloth mesh. Sieved contents were
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rinsed with a dilute detergent solution and examined with a hand lens for bone remains. They then examined the most interesting bits with a scanning electron microscope, at magnifications ranging from 10 to 1000 times. A shrew has lots of bony parts. All of them entered Crandalls gullet, or maybe Stahls, but despite extraordinary efforts to find and account for each bone at journeys end, many went missing. One of the major jawbones disappeared. So did four of the 12 molar teeth, several of the major leg and foot bones, nearly all of the toe bones, and all but one of the 31 vertebrae. And the skull, reputedly a very hard chunk of bone, emerged with what the report calls significant damage. The vanishing startled the scientists. They emphasize that this meal was simply gulped down: The shrew was ingested without chewing; any damage occurred as the remains were processed internally. Mastication undoubtedly damages bone, but the effects of this process are perhaps repeated in the acidic, churning environment of the stomach. Chewing is clearly only part of the story. In each little heap of remains from ancient meals, there be mystery aplenty. Prior to this experiment, archaeologists had to, and did, make all kinds of assumptions about the animal bones they dug upespecially as to what those partial skeletons might indicate about the people who presumably consumed them. Crandall and Stall, through their disciplined lack of mastication, have given their colleagues something hard to chew over.
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Human Digestive Effects on a Micromammalian Skeleton, Brian D. Crandall and Peter W. Stahl, Journal of Archaeological Science, vol. 22, 1995, pp. 78997. (Thanks to Michael L. Begeman for bringing this to our attention.)
Micrographs from the study, showing some of the bone fragments that survived passage through one of the authors. Detail from the study about which portions of the shrew were recovered after one of the authors ate and then excreted them.
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Oscar Ratnoff
Oscar Ratnoff, who identified clotting factor 12 and unraveled the sequence of reactions that take place when blood clots, was a prolific punster. He wrote thus to the editor of a learned journal: Dear Sir, I read with pleasure Scott F Gilberts paean to punning in the autumn issue of Perspectives in Biology and Medicine (vol. 28, p. 148). But, alas, one of his examples was misspoken. The reluctant person who would not join the surfers really said, He also surfs who only stands and wades. [Quoted in an obituary in Transactions of the Association of American Physicians, vol. 101, 1988, pp. cxxxiv-cliv.]
Peter Robson
I doubt I will ever see another obit as outspoken as this: Consultant obstetrician and gynaecologist South Tyneside Hospital 1992-2000(b Rushden, Northamptonshire, 1946; q Newcastle upon Tyne 1975; MRCOG), d 28April 2001.... Most people who knew Peter described him as hotheaded and ruthless. They were not far wrong. He always spoke his mind; furthermore, he did it first and he did it loudly. He leaves a wife, Sharon, and three children. [From the obituary by Dr. Raj Naik and Sharon Robson, published in BMJ, vol. 323, 2001, p. 811.]
Gunther Stent
Also of note is Dr. Gunther Stent, described as an early researcher in molecular biology. He changed his name from Stensch, and who can blame him? [Dr. Stents obituary appeared in The New York Times, June 16, 2008.]
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A snippet from the study Gender Differences for Specific Body Regions When Looking at Men and Women.
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Octoberfest Surprise
Intestinal Obstruction After Ingestion of a Beer-Filled Condom at the Munich Octoberfest, Stephan J. Ott, Thomas Helmberger and Ulrich Beuers, American Journal of Gastroenterology, vol. 98, no. 2, February 2003, pp.5123. (Thanks to Hein Wass for bringing this to our attention.)
A snippet from the study Intestinal Obstruction After Ingestion of a Beer-Filled Condom at the Munich Octoberfest.
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Puzzling Solutions
Solution to Last Months Puzzler
by Emil Filterbag, Improbable Research staff
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37 Therapists
by Jeremy Gorman Moncton, New Brunswick, Canada Drawings by Nan Swift, Improbable Research staff
One day when I was wondering just what was wrong with me, I thought to ask some experts in whats called psychology. Beginning with the founders of the psychologic arts, I went to Wundt and Titchener, who broke me into parts. John Dewey proved more functional, and Peirce was quite pragmatic, but Ebbinghauss learning curve was steep as stairs-to-attic. I asked Will James, How much to tell me what is best for me? He told me, You must give yourself. Wow. Quite the session fee. John Watson soon got wind of this, and, not to be outdone, said Give to me a dozen kids. I had not even one! And so I went to Festinger, who told me my cognition was dissonant, though Erikson did not take that position. A crisis of identity was what he said I had. And so I asked, What therapy will make my mind less mad? Carl Rogers spoke. Why, client-centered! Best thing ever tried! I then asked Perls. Gestalt, he said. Gesundheit, I replied. Said Ernest Jones, No, talk it out! Thats how to be relieved! Said Allport, No, you just need love! Both given and received. It seemed that there was no consensus on just what was good, and so I tracked down every damn psychologist I could.
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Al Adler said I compensate by doing silly deeds. Piaget and I then played with toys while Maslow ranked my needs. Carl Jung said its my archetype that likes to play the fool. Bandura made me play the bully. Pavlov made me drool. Binet said my I.Q. explains how others have outfoxed me, while Loftus showed me crashing cars, and B.F. Skinner boxed me. I didnt take too well to that, and pouted, kind of sooked, like. Then Eysenck spilled his PEN, and Rorschach asked me what it looked like. Joe Wolpe cured my phobia, and now I fear no snake. Moniz said, May I pick your brain? Okay, I said. Mistake! Though I was not lobotomized, I barely got away to track down all the others, and to see what they would say.
McClelland said my high n-Ach is why Im such a wonk. Cattell then told me who Id like, and Kinsey, who Id bonk. Ed Thorndike said were much like beasts that graze upon savannahs, while Kohler made me pile some crates and gave me some bananas. I learned of joy from Rollo May, and love from Erich Fromm. I learned that Harlows terry cloth was really not my mom. Zimbardo gave me charge of all the students in his cells. With Milgram, though, I had to give the charge to someone else.
And so I find the question of whats wrong is no less muddy. The DSM, well, seems to be describing everybody. So since I dont know what to do from what Ive learned so far, I guess its back to Freud. Hey, I could use a good cigar.
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Citations
Wundt: Outlines of Psychology, W.M. Wundt (C.H. Judd, trans.), Wilhelm Engelmann, 1897 Wundt/Outlines. Titchener: The Postulates of a Structural Psychology, E.B. Titchener, Philosophical Review, vol. 7, 1898, pp. 44965. Dewey: The New Psychology, J. Dewey, Andover Review, vol. 2, 1884, pp. 27889. Peirce: How to Make Our Ideas Clear, C.S. Peirce, Popular Science Monthly, vol. 12, January 1878, pp. 286302. Ebbinghaus: Memory: A Contribution To Experimental Psychology, H. Ebbinghaus (H.A. Ruger and C.E. Bussenius, trans.), Teachers College Columbia University, 1913. James: The Principles of Psychology, W. James, Harvard University Press, 1890. Watson: Behaviourism, J.B. Watson, University of Chicago Press, 1930. Festinger: A Theory of Cognitive Dissonance, L. Festinger, Stanford University Press, 1957. Erikson: Identity: Youth and Crisis, E.H. Erikson, W.W. Norton, 1968. Rogers: On Becoming a Person: A Therapists View of Psychotherapy, C.R. Rogers, Houghton, 1961. Perls: Gestalt Therapy: Excitement and Growth in the Human Personality, F. Perls, R.F. Hefferline and P. Goodman, Delta Book, 1951. Jones: Papers on Psycho-Analysis, E. Jones, Balliere Tindall & Cox, 1912. Allport: The Nature Of Prejudice, G.W. Allport, Addison-Wesley, 1954. Adler: The Neurotic Constitution: Outlines Of A Comparative Individualistic Psychology And Psychotherapy, A. Adler (Bernard Glueck, J.E. Lind, Trans.), Moffat Yard & Co., 1916. Piaget: The Construction of Reality in the Child, J. Piaget (M. Cook, Trans.), Basic Books, 1954. Maslow: A Theory of Human Motivation, A.H. Maslow, Psychological Review, vol. 50, 1943, pp. 37096. Jung: Psychological Types, C. Jung (H.G. Bayes, Trans.), 1923. Bandura: Transmission of Aggressions Through Imitation of Aggressive Models, A. Bandura, D. Ross and S.A. Ross, Journal of Abnormal and Social Psychology, vol. 63, no. 3, 1961, pp. 57582. Pavlov: Conditioned Reflexes: An Investigation of the Physiological Activity of the Cerebral Cortex, I.P. Pavlov (G.V. Anrep, trans.), Oxford University Press, 1927.
Binet: New Methods for the Diagnosis of the Intellectual Level of Subnormals, A. Binet (E.S. Kite, Trans.), The Development of Intelligence in Children, Publications of the Training School at Vineland, 1916 (originally published in LAnne Psychologique, vol. 12, 1905, pp. 191244). Loftus: Reconstruction of Automobile Destruction: An Example of the Interaction between Language and Memory, E.F. Loftus and J.C. Palmer, Journal of Verbal Learning and Verbal Behavior, vol. 13, no. 5, 1974, pp. 5859. Skinner: Schedules of Reinforcement, C.B. Ferster and B.F. Skinner, Appleton-Century-Crofts, 1957. Eysenck: Psychoticism as a Dimension of Personality, H.J. Eysenck and S.B.G. Eysenck, Hodder & Stoughton, 1976. Rorschach: The Rorschach Technique: A Manual for a Projective Method of Personality Diagnosis, B. Klopfer, World Book Co., 1946. Wolpe: The Practice of Behavior Therapy, J. Wolpe, Pergamon Press, 1969. Moniz: Biography of Egas Moniz, Nobel Lectures, Physiology or Medicine 19421962, The Nobel Foundation, Elsevier Publishing Co., 1964. McClelland: The Achieving Society, D.C. McClelland, Van Nostrand, 1961. Cattell: The 16Pf: Personality in Depth, H.B. Cattell, Institute for Personality & Ability Testing, 1989. Kinsey: Sexual Behavior in the Human Male, A.C. Kinsey, W.B. Pomeroy and C.E. Martin, W.B. Saunders Co., 1948. Thorndike: The Mental Life of the Monkeys, E.L. Thorndike, Psychological Review, Monograph Supplements, no. 15, Macmillan, 1901. Khler: The Mentality of Apes, W. Khler (Ella Winter, trans.), Harcourt Brace & Co., 1927. May: The Courage to Create, R. May, W.W. Norton & Co., 1975. Fromm: The Art of Loving, E. Fromm, Harper & Row, 1956. Harlow: Affectional Responses in the Infant Monkey, H.F. Harlow and R.R. Zimmerman, Science, vol. 130, 1959, pp. 42132. Zimbardo: Study of Prisoners and Guards in a Simulated Prison, C. Haney, W.C. Banks and P.G. Zimbardo, Naval Research Reviews, vol. 9, 1973, pp. 117. Milgram: Behavioral Study of Obedience, S. Milgram, Journal of Abnormal and Social Psychology, vol. 67, 1963, pp. 3718. DSM: Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders: DSM-IV-TR, American Psychiatric Association, 2000. Freud: More Than a Cigar, E.J. Elkin, Cigar Aficionado, 1994.
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Soft Is Hard
Further evidence why the soft sciences are the hardest to do well
compiled by Alice Shirrell Kaswell and Bissell Mango, Improbable Research staff
A table from the study Effects of Humorous Distortions on Childrens Learning from Educational Television.
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Footnoted in Passing
Incisive info found in footnotes
compiled by Stephen Drew, Improbable Research staff
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May We Recommend
Items that merit a trip to the library
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To Know Soap
Analytical Methods Used for the Discrimination of Substances Suspected to be Bar Soap: A Preliminary Study, Marlo Arredondo, Gerald M. LaPorte, Jeffrey D. Wilson, Tyra McConnell, Douglas K. Shaffer and Marianne Stam, Journal of Forensic Sciences, vol. 51, no. 6, November 2006, pp. 133443. (Thanks to Will Stefanovthe only man ever to be married as part of an Ig Nobel Prize ceremonyfor bringing this to our attention.) The authors, who are variously affiliated with the United States Secret Service and with the California Department of Justices Riverside Criminalistics Laboratory, report: The submission to forensic laboratories of unknown specimens suspected of being biological or chemical warfare agents has increased tremendously with the threat of terrorism.... Two separate studies were conducted using different analytical protocols for bar soaps. In the first set, the forensic laboratory at the United States Secret Service conducted tests on 68 bars of soap using solid-phase
A snippet from the soap study.
microextraction and gas chromatography coupled with mass spectrometry. The 68 different soaps displayed unique total ion chromatogram profiles. Energy-dispersive X-ray analysis in conjunction with scanning electron microscopy was also used to characterize 46 of the 68 soaps as a preliminary study. In a second set of studies, as part of a homicide investigation, the laboratory at the California Department of Justice, Riverside, conducted examinations on 13 bars of soap by utilizing Fourier transform-infrared spectroscopy. The case study demonstrated that it is possible to distinguish some bar soaps using infrared analysis. We welcome your suggestions for this column. Please enclose the full citation (no abbreviations!) and, if possible, a copy of the paper.
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