1. Interview = Muqabla 2. Result of Interview = Kadwa Sach 3. An employee who fails to get visa = Hero Hindustani 4.

Visa = Border 5. A system infected by virus = Pyar to Hona Hi Tha 6. Anti virus Kit = Soldier 7. System without RAM = Kora Kagaz 8. Temporary file = KhotTemporary file = Khote Sikkey 9. A system which frequently requires bootable disk = Sharabi 10. A computer for the virus = Piya Ka Ghar 11. Hard disk vsFloppy Disk = Gharwali Baharwali 12. CD = Gol Maal 13. Boss having less knowledge than employee = Baap Numbary Beta Dus Numbary 14. Windows 95 = Bade Dilwala 15. Windows NT = Badi Behen 16. Windows 2000 = Nai Umar ki Nai Fasal 17. Undelete = Naya Jivan 18. Project incharge = Mohra 19. An employee who falls in love during his posting In foreign country = Love i n Tokyo 20. An employee who left the job without informing = Nau Do Gyarah 21. Mail Merge in MS Word = Sangam 22. Server = Mahaan 23. Sister concern = Judwaa 24. Hate Mail = Sholay 25. Spam mail = Barsat 26. Spam Mail in one night = Barsat Ki Ek Raat 27. Fire wall = Kaanch Ki Deewar 28. Job hunting = Talaash 29. Boss say to employees when asked for increment = Kuch Kuch Hota Hain 30. An employee who works sincerely = Dil Se 31. An employee who is ready to leave his job = Doli Saja Ke Rakhna 32. A project having two projects leaders = Ek Phool Do Mali 33. An employee without accommodation = Pardesi Babu 34. Password = China Gate 35. Super User Password = Gupt 36. An employee who sticks to a company for more than Three years = Amar Prem 37. Bill Gates = Humse Badhkar Kaun 38. Microsoft Corporation = Ustadon Ke Ustad 39. Group Leader = Khal Nayak 40. Backup = Jagte Raho 41. MS DOS and IBM DOS = Ram Aur Shyam 42. PC Clones = Shyam Tere Kitne Naam 43. Dos & Windows = Do Raaste 44. Apple Macintosh = Akeyla 45. Amiga Commodore = Ant 46. NRI = Door Ka Rahee 47. F1 = Guide 48. Internet = Door Gagan Ki Chhav Mein 49. Operator v/s computer = Main Khiladi Tu Anadi 50. Termination letter = Aakhri Khat 51. Explanation called by boss = Mohan Joshi Hazir Ho 52. Employee to Manager = Hum Aapke Hai Kaun 53. Asking system admin for a forgotten login password = Hamara Dil Aapke Paas H ai 54. Project nearing completion = Ab Dilli Door Nahin 55. Unemployed = Aadmi Sadak Ka 56. Someone who refuses top accept overseas assignments = Desh Premee 57. NRI feeling homesick = Aaa Ab Laut Chalen 58. Software piracy = Chori Mera kaam Hai

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Giving login password to some one = Humraaz Unknown user = Gumnaam System Administrator = Chowkidaar Programmer trying to be an analyst = Chala Murari Hero Banane Candidate who gets the job = Jo Jeeta Wo Sikander Linux = Hum Kisi Se Kam Nahin Hacker = Chuppa Rustam Repeat Hacker = Hum Nahin Sudharenge Crap programmer = Budalbaaz Trying to locate who wrote the original code = Jab Yaad Kisi Ki Aati Hai Oracle v/s Microsoft = Jaani Dushman Project Manager = Ponga Pandit Computer Network = Kacche Dhage World wide web = Jaal NRI deported back to India = Kaala Paani Fired for someone else's mistakes = Shaheed Cobol Programmer = Buddha Mil Gaya Manager = Saas Bhi kabhi Bahoo Thi Standards = Parampara Documentation = Ardh Satya Cubicle where you work = Yeh Gulistan Hamara Login Screen = Darwaza Running Dos application in Windows 2000 = Bees Saal Baad Software Training Class = Aandhee Software Training Course = Aandhee Toofaan Remembering good old main frame days = Yaadon Ki Baraat IBM = Mughal-E-Azam System Crash = Aakhir Kyon Project meeting after an application crash at a major site = Apradhi kaun Restore from Backup failed = Soonee Yaaden Person on help desk in graveyard shift = Akele Hum Akele Tum Project manager after a failed project = Dekh Kabira Roya Apprentice Programmer = Shagird Programmer who learnt on his own = Junglee Java = Naya Daur Documentation Writer = Kaamchor Pay Slip = Sabse Bara Sukh