If youre a programmer or have a basic understanding of how programming works I invite you to read some programming jokes.

Im sure youre going to like them because they are funny and they contain a small percentage of truth between the lines. Enjoy!

*Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, Can I get you anything?Yeah, reply the bytes. Make us a double.

*How many programers dose it take to change a light bulb? None Its a hardare problem

*Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.

*Have you heard about the new Cray super computer? Its so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.

*I just saw my life flash before my eyes and all I could see was a close tag

*Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.

*Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, So whatll it be?. The first string says, I think Ill have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu. Please excuse my friend, the second string says, He isnt null-terminated.

*The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware engineer with a software patch, and a user with an idea.

*Here are some funny laws reffering to computer programming: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. Any given program, when running, is obsolete. Any given program costs more and takes longer. If a program is useful, it will have to be changed. If a program is useless, it will have to be documented. Any program will expand to fill available memory. The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output. Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capabilities of the programmer who must maintain it. 8. Any non-trivial program contains at least one bug. 9. Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited.10. 10. Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

*And, in the end I want to present you the great CIA (Computer Industry Acronyms) CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months PCMCIA: People Cant Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN: It Still Does Nothing SCSI: System Cant See It MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed DOS: Defunct Operating System WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too PnP: Plug and Pray APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity IBM: I Blame Microsoft MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse. WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW: What You See Is What You Might Get If Youre Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well.