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Bloggers addicted to this site join the rap scene. By CaesaNaples2

INT. DEN. MORNING. computers. computers everywhere. all of the screens are of blue and beige and red, with texts spanning multiple displays and forums--oh, the forums. with their comment threads, streams of information flood out of them. speakers expunge their youtube contents. a young MAN and WOMAN take care of it all. it is their HOMEBOY. MAN Show em your son (g,) Homeboy! HOMEBOY (this is a mishmash of youtube clips) Yo yo yo, I can still rock like the NWO! WOMAN Holy shit, that rocks my nug. MAN Yee-ah lady, we got it figured out like in the Matrix. WOMAN Take it to the extreme, out on the streets! MAN Rap promoter! Suddenly, the video stops and a harp plays. text: THIS COULD BE YOU! INT. RAP BATTLE. NIGHT. people all over the place. its like a panic convention. local rapsters head on stage to the chance for fame, or girls, or money or, even, possibly, love. CHARLES isnt in it for love, though. hes in it for link cred. CHARLES I must remind everyone to credit my links, to credit my links everyone! RAPPER 1 Ill credit your links right here nigga. CHARLES Please get off of me! This is too much to bear. I will report you.

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CONTINUED: RAPPER 2 Report our asses? You not sposed to be here, cuz. CHARLES Is this part of the battle?

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Charles pulls a remote control and jams a button rhythmically. His "Homeboy" starts rapping with odd clips put into a fashion that rhymes. CHARLES HOMEBOY Got to catch em, got to be me, got to be a champ, be free. Be easy! RAPPER 1 Thats just a computer! Retarded! RAPPER 2 Yall homeboys serious? CHARLES Oh, then youve heard of the Homeboy? Pushing out of line, onto the stage, the real rappers begin their show. RAPPER 2 Got to catch em? RAPPER 1 You heard it right here nigga. RAPPER 2 Is that like gotta catch em all? CHARLES Actually, yes-He is interrupted as if he is committing a first sin. RAPPER 2 Gotta SWAG em, try dat. Gotta take care not to FLAG em, bite dat. Tag em, bag em, right back. RAPPER 1 (mocking a white person) Were real rappers and we dont take chances. Gotta scan my fingerprint and see if it matches. Log in to my gorilla beats, fresh salad and the rarest fucking meats. (CONTINUED)

CONTINUED: A bully gang of computer scientists take the floor by shutting off the lights. the women scream. RAPPER 1 AND 2 GUH! A laser show commences. CHARLES HOMEBOY We take offense to the S E O, blind we will commence the fucking show. CHARLES Ahh yee-ah baby.

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Suddenly, the video stops and a harp plays. text: THIS COULD BE YOU! INT. BEDROOM. NIGHT. a website appears. BOY Mom, look at this website. MOTHER Not now, honey. The boy is on her lap, and she is checking her bank statements. he is referring to a banner ad. INT. BEDROOM. AFTERNOON this could be you. oversized red boxes hold the playthings of CHILDRADULTS, meaty replicas must they be. strapped to the gear-pack of one of the childradults was a Homeboy. HOMEBOY (robotic.) i come in three colors. CHILDRADULTS WEEEE! the text sprays across the screen: GET YOUR HOMEBOY TODAY MALE VOICEOVER The Homeboy turns your queries into rap songs! Want an auto tuned version of a bike trail in the Himalayas? Just use Homeboy!

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CHILDRADULT Homeboys are the best! MALE VOICEOVER Make a Homeboy star by picking the best queries and editing no-otes! HOMEBOY fuck mah nut bra! ya punk go GUH! MALE VOICEOVER available for a limited time!