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The kids in 5C have been researching humour. We collected funny jokes, stories, limericks and personal anecdotes from our family members. We want to find out what makes them laugh. We have made some family eBooks. We hope you enjoy reading them. We think they are cool!
Family Jokes
Joke
Limerick
By K.S. (5C)
By My Nanna
Skeletons
Question: What is a skeletons favourite rock band? Answer: The Rolling Bones By My Brother
Restaurants
Question: Why did the skeleton go to the restaurant? Answer: It wanted to have a spare case of ribs By My Brother By D.F. (5C)
happened he asked Wheres your common sense boy? My Grandad replied Its up on the roof with his shoes.
Sliding elephant
High on the mountain green the grass. Down came an elephant sliding on its a__ Hey, said the farmer, You sliding on my grass? No, said the elephant Im sliding on my a__.
Explanation: My mum and dad sang this when they slid on the wet grass, with card board. By S.N. (5C)
Noahs Ark:
Why didnt they play cards on Noahs Ark? Because Noah sat on the deck.
Who told me: My dad told me from his own, old joke book when we was a teenager.
The Pelican:
What a wonderful bird is the pelican. His beak can hold as much as his belly can. He can hold in his beak enough food for a week, And I dont know how the Hell-He-Can! (Helican)
Who told me: My Uncle Richard told me. By B.E. (5C)
My Familys Jokes
The Number Joke Question: Why was six afraid of seven? Answer: Cause seven eight nine [By my Mum]
The Disco Question: Did you hear about the guy at the seafood disco? Answer: He pulled a muscle [By my Uncle]
Lady GaGa Question: How do you wake Lady GaGa? Answer: You poker face [By my brother]
L.C. (5C)
Football
Years ago when I was at a football match with my two children, my son walked up the stairs and stood behind where I was sitting and pulled my wig off my head. Everyone was laughing. Who told me: My Grandmother
Gum
When I was backpacking in Turkey, unknown to me I put my backpack on a piece of chewing gum. When I picked my bag up it made a long string of sticky chewing gum that the wind blew across 10 people on a bus. It flew everywhere! Who told me: My Dad
Cheese
Question: What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Answer: Nacho cheese. Who told me: My Sister
By M.F. (5C)
My Familys eBook
Cab Capers
When my dad was 10 years old and his uncle would come over to have lunch, they would hide under a blanket in his taxi. Dads uncle would drive off pretending they werent there. They thought he didnt know but hed pull up about four blocks from the house and make them walk home. From: My Dad
Gnomes
My dad was ten when he made gnomes and sold them to the neighbours for 20 cents. Whatever was in the plaster the snails ate, so the gnomes would be smaller every time he saw them! From: My Dad
Joke
Question: Whats black and white and read all over? Answer: A newspaper By M.T. (5C)