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Characters
COOMBES A surgeon.
WILSON A Junior Consultant.
TANNOY A disembodied voice.
MISS HARDY A young lady.
MISS WHEELER An efficient middle-aged lady.
FORTESCUE A diet doctor.
MURCHISON A doctor.
NURSE
WAITER
VICAR
AMBULANCE DRIVER
POLICE OFFICER
FAT PERSON#1
FAT PERSON#2
FAT PERSON#3
FAT PERSON#4
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CONCRETE FLOOR.
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COOMBES: Six!
WILSON: Sugars?
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COOMBES: One…
COOMBES: Two…
COOMBES: Three…
COOMBES: Four…
COOMBES: Five…
COOMBES: Six!
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COOMBES: And?
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Who?
Hello?
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FOOTSTEPS ON GRAVEL.
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CLOSING.
GRAVEL.
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MISS WHEELER: Miss Hardy is in her room. I'll have her meet
you at the pool.
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MISS HARDY: The pool isn't officially open right now. But I
just had to give it a go. I've not been in a
swimming pool since I was six.
Ready?
Here goes!
THE WATER.
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MISS HARDY: Only the cuff. It will soon dry. Pass me that
towel, will you?
COOMBES: At what?
COOMBES: Why?
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MISS WHEELER: They’ve all been cured and sent home. Miss
Hardy here is the last of them. She’ll be on
her way just as soon as I've run some tests
on her.
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MISS HARDY: So am I.
PAUSE
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MISS WHEELER: Take the lift over there. Press 'B' for
basement.
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BEEPS.
COOMBES: Fortescue?
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COOMBES: What?
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COOMBES: Warm?
COOMBES: I feel...
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OPENING.
OPEN.
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CONCRETE FLOOR.
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COOMBES: No.
COOMBES: Possibly.
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MISS HARDY: The second time, you took some blood and
tissue samples.
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MURCHISON: No!
MURCHISON: How?
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SCENE 8. RESTAURANT.
MISS HARDY: You won't let me eat too much, will you, Mr
Coombes? I don't want to end up back
where I started.
COOMBES: Anna.
COOMBES: What?
COOMBES: Mr Coombes.
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Hello?
He hung up
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FORTESCUE: And?
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COOMBES: Exactly.
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COOMBES: Customers.
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COOMBES: Vividly.
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That’s it!
SLURPING/SLOBBERY NOISES.
EVIDENT HORROR.
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No!
BELCHES.
END FLASHBACK
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COOMBES: I do.
CHORUS. FADES.
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CONCRETE FLOOR.
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COOMBES: Speaking.
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SCREECH OF TYRES.
AMBULANCE DRIVER: All the same, I’d feel happier if you let me
call it in.
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THE THRONG.
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DOWN.
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FAT PERSON #3: And how about some food? I’m starving.
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WOOD SPLINTERING.
MISS WHEELER: They’ve found the fire exit! It’s not going to
hold!
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MISS WHEELER: But we’ll never make it. Not with all these
stomachs in the way.
AGAINST A WALL.
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MISS WHEELER: All that flesh! And sweat! And body odour!
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SILENCE.
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SCREAMS.
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THEN SILENCE.
THE END
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