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_____ ain't nothin' to fuck with.

I live my life according to the teachings of _____.

The Himalayas are filled with many perils, such as _____.

_____ gives a whole new meaning to _____.

I love _____ in my _____.

The internet was invented for _____.

_____ good to the last drop.

I love the smell of _____ in the morning.

The Japanese government spent billions of yen researching _____.

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_____ in the front seat; _____ in the back seat; gotta make my mind up, which seat can I take?

I met my current significant other at _____,

The local experimental college is now offering a course on _____ led by _____.

_____ in the morning, sailors take warning.

I might be a _____, but at least I'm no _____.

The new hip trend at craft bars is vodka infused with _____.

_____ is a classic case of _____.

I really hate _____ at work. So I take care of it with _____.

The new Nintendo will be called the _____.

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_____ is a gateway to _____.

I sleep like a baby after bathing in a tub full of _____.

The new version of Dungeons and Dragons makes _____ a playable race.

_____ is a timesaving godsend for busy housewives.

I want to go to school to study_____.

The next ice cream flavor from Ben & Jerry's.

_____ is best enjoyed on the first date.

I was into _____ before it was cool.

The next Team Fortress 2 update will include _____.

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_____ is dead to me.

I will not eat them Sam-I-Am. I will not eat _____.

The only problem with _____ is that there isn't enough _____ in it.

_____ is nothing _____ can't fix.

I work out so that I can look good when I'm _____.

The power of love is useless against _____.

_____ is now outsourced to call centers in India.

I'd rather be _____.

The road to success is paved with _____.

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_____ is the name of my new indie black metal emo jazz postdubstep funk band.

I'm having trouble finding a college which will allow me to pursue a degree in _____.

The sad truth is, at the edge of the universe, there is nothing but _____.

_____ is the new black.

I've got the fever and the only cure is more _____.

The sound of your life, _____ radio!

_____ is the root of all evil.

If a pot of gold is on one end of the rainbow, what is on the other?

The theme for our senior prom will be _____.

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_____ isn't about sex, it's about power.

If I don't enjoy _____, then the terrorists win.

The world is going to end when _____ falls on the Earth and _____ will be everywhere.

_____ means never having to say you're sorry.

If I weren't so busy with _____, I'd be _____.

There is a time for peace, a time for war, and a time for _____.

_____ R Us.

If theres one thing you could change about me it would be _____.

There is nothing worse than seeing _____ in the light of day.

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_____, for the win!

In a pinch, _____ can be a suitable substitute for _____.

There's no crying in _____.

_____, fun for the whole family!

In a surprising turnaround, _____ has publicly come out as supporting President Obama.

There's no such thing as _____.

_____: The Other White Meat.

In an astonishing and groundbreaking decision, the Supreme Court has decided in favor of _____.

They found _____ in the dumpster behind the abortion clinic.

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_____. Because, fuck you, that's why.

In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for_____.

This decade will be regarded as the golden age of _____.

_____. I'd hit that.

In Nintendo's new game, you must fight off wave after wave of _____ in order to save _____.

This Thanksgiving, I'm most thankful for _____.

_____. It's everywhere you want to be.

In the grim darkness of the future there is only _____.

This year's Pulitzer Prize winning novel was chosen for its brilliant _____, as a metaphor for _____.

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_____. The Care Bear Stare

In the new tenth circle of Hell, sinners will be condemned to an eternity of _____.

Try walking a mile in my _____.

_____. The Final Frontier.

Instead of endorsing Jell-O Pudding Pops, Bill Cosby now endorses _____.

Two things you need to survive on a deserted island.

_____. The Nicolas Cage Story

Instead of her normal self, Cinderella should have turned into _____ at midnight.

Warning: This product contains trace amounts of _____.

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_____. The other white meat.

Instead of Robin, Batman should have had _____ as a sidekick.

What 2 things do you need to survive on a deserted island?

"Watson!" Holmes exclaimed, "This man was obviously killed by _____!"

Instead of the Jews, Hitler should have worried more about _____.

What am I hiding from my parents?

2 things you need to survive on a deserted island

Iron Chef: Today's secret ingredient is _____.

What am I lying to my friends about?

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9 out of 10 doctors agree, _____ twice a day prevents cancer.

It is often argued that our ancestors would have never evolved without the aid of _____.

What brought the orgy to a screeching halt?

A fortune teller told me I will live a life filled with _____.

It rubs _____ on its skin or else it gets _____ again.

What did I find in the couch cushions?

A hot new alternative medical practice involves placing _____ in _____.

It sucks when you look in the fridge, and all you have to eat is _____.

What do I fear my parents will find in my sock drawer?

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A little-known fact is that Microsoft Windows was originally slated to be the first operating system to include _____.

It was more uncomfortable than _____ at a _____ convention.

What do I like best about my job?

A little-known provision of Obamacare allows _____ access to _____.

Jesus is _____.

What do I think about when I'm having trouble getting off?

According to an old Romanian superstition, _____ will happen if you Don't _____ before going to bed.

Keep your friends close, but your _____ closer.

What gave me aids?

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After Billy Mays died, he sold God _____.

Kitten thinks of nothing but _____ all day.

What goes best on toast?

All the cool kids are doing it.

Legend of Zelda: The _____ of _____.

What I wouldn't give for 10 minutes alone with _____

An international tribunal has found _____ guilty of _____.

Like a good neighbor _____ is there.

What in my past led to my current position on gun control laws?

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And on his farm he had _____, e-i-e-i-o!

Loving you is easy 'cause you're _____.

What is in my zombie apocalypse survival bag?

And then little Billy woke up the next morning, he discovered that the tooth fairy had left _____ under his pillow.

Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits _____ against _____.

What is the moral of the story?

Apple has revealed they now have a patent for _____.

Mister Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of _____?

What is the only way I can achieve orgasm?

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Ask your doctor if _____ is right for you.

Moral at work was boosted when they put_____ in the vending machines.

What keeps me up at night?

Back in my day, _____ only cost a nickel.

Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of _____?

What makes Fred Phelps hard?

Bang _____ Marry _____ Kill _____.

My favorite book is the classic tale of _____, written by _____.

What makes me tingle all over?

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Check your privilege. And _____.

My favorite childhood memory is_____.

What makes the world go round?

Chilis special tonight: _____ with a side of _____.

My favorite TV channel is the one that shows programs about _____.

What melts in your mouth, not in your hand?

Choosy moms choose _____.

My favourite family recipe is _____ and _____ with just a dash of _____.

What time is it? _____ time!

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Cirque de Soleil presents MYSTIQUEE, a night of daring acrobatics, whimsy and _____.

My Little Pony: Friendship is _____.

What was Abraham Lincoln's deep, dark secret?

Daddy drinks because of _____.

My mission in life is to create a videogame about _____.

What will be an issue in the next presidential election?

Damn it feels good to be _____.

My other car is a _____.

What will be our last chance for salvation when our new robot overlords take over?

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Danger! _____ ahead!

New car sticker craze: Calvin pissing on _____.

What will be put in the time capsule to preserve humanity's memory?

Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of _____ has denied your request for _____.

Next on Oprah, teens addicted to _____.

What will I bring to the party?

Disney presents _____ on ice!

Next, on Martha Stewart's Living, spruce up your _____ with _____.

What's my superpower?

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Disney's newest Pixar movie will be about _____.

Next, on the Twilight Zone: a parallel universe in which every instance of _____ is replaced by _____.

What's the real reason that I've gathered you all hear today?

Every _____ should be required to get a tattoo of _____.

Nobody puts _____ in a corner.

What's the worst that could happen?

For campaign funding reform to really be effective, there needs to be a specific policy about _____ contributions.

Nothing beats cuddling with _____ in bed.

When a man and a woman love each other very much, suddenly _____.

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Fred Phelps and his church have just announced that they plan to start picketing the funerals of _____ as well as gays.

Nothing feels better than _____ on _____.

When I get drunk, I feel that I am an expert on _____.

Genius is 10% inspiration and 90% _____.

Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational _____!

When I get married, our vows will include words about _____.

Give me liberty, or give me _____!

On tonight's special report, _____. Fact or fiction?

When I saw your mom naked, it reminded me of _____

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Go-go Gadget _____!

One day a man is bitten by _____ and is transformed into _____.

When I'm alone and the room is totally dark, I like to secretly _____.

Groundbreaking research provides convincing evidence that _____ killed the dinosaurs.

Only _____ is worse than a heretic.

When life gives you _____, make _____.

Happiness is _____.

Our most powerful weapon on the day of the zombie apocalypse will be _____.

When you wake up from a night of heavy drinking, you usually regret _____

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Hey Rocky, watch me pull _____ out of my _____!

Remember, _____ is never funny. Unless it involves _____.

Where do babies come from?

Horton could hear it through the bedroom wall...his mother and _____.

Roses are red; Violets are _____; _____ is _____, and so are you.

Who could have guessed that the alien invasion would be easily thwarted by _____.

Horton is always forcing his _____ on other people.

Say no to _____.

Who was my childhood hero?

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How did this _____ get into my _____?

Science has discovered that beyond the edges of the universe, there is only _____.

Why am I in such a bad mood?

I always call in sick to work when I have a bad case of _____.

Scientists have reverse engineered alien technology that unlocks the secrets of _____.

Why am I like this?

I always think of _____ when I fall asleep.

Sizzlers special tonight: _____ with a side of _____.

Why are we wearing tuxedos?

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I can drive and _____ and _____ at the same time.

Something you should regret, but secretly don't.

Why did the _____ have to _____?

I can handle public displays of affection, but _____ is really too much.

Sometimes you feel like _____, sometimes you don't.

Why does God pee on us, periodically?

I can't get no _____.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but _____ will never hurt me.

Why is mom calling?

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I feel the needthe need for _____.

Stop staring at my _____.

Why was my application to work at McDonald's rejected?

I firmly believe that for the economy to recover, the Department of _____ needs to change its policies on _____.

The 1930's is often regarded as the golden age of _____.

With the Democrats and Republicans in a dead heat, the election was stolen by the _____ party.

I for one welcome our new _____ overlords!

The best Christmas present my grandma ever gave me was_____.

Wonder Twin powers, activate! Shape of _____. Form of _____.

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I got a fever and the only cure is more _____.

The best part of waking up is _____ in your cup.

You can never have too many _____ when in East LA.

I have decided to commit to a life of studious contemplation on_____.

The best things in life come in _____.

You can never have too much _____.

I like my women like _____.

The Christian Coalition has recently decided that an even worse sin than same-sex marriage is _____.

You know God hates you when _____.

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I like to keep _____ as a souvenir of my sexual encounters.

The clown made all the children laugh with his balloon animal in the shape of _____.

Youre in good hands with _____.

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