1993 The Iron Warrior Waterloo, Friday, February 26, 1993
Had cMany Interviews . ately? . Read th.e Opini n P e to see how Co-op could be McScrewing you! ----, . ~ ~ \ .JI-1 .. ... . , Section A In this issue of the Iron Warrior: Find out what the IW Staff likes to listen to Ever Wondered About Copyright Laws? Are Quotas the best available Emp oyment Equity? WEEFSpends $70,000 and is Chastised by its Board of Directors Adam Finally Makes it to School Lots of Kim giving away Free T-Shirts A2 Editors Scott "I Hate Needles' Chandler Marc "Buy a T-shirt" Risdale layout Editor Andrew Chan Creative Directors Stephan Waespe Colin Young Darkroom Troll Don McLeod Advertising Kim Farwell Peter de Schulthess Photos Adryan Evans Yarek Niedbala Layout Mario Bellabarba Leigh Boyd Kyle Corbett Eugenio DiMira Cameron Lacy Scott Hanneson Wayne Wong Staff Writers Chris DeBrusk Ralph Hoflich Marc 'I've Gone All Soft" Ouellette Contributors Mike Bessuille Steve Codrington Jefferson Darrell Jackie Dragert Colin Hung Kim "Free T-shirt' Jones Todd Malloy Dave Morton 'Hash' Rizvi Jason Wood TIlt Itpn Wtrr\pr II a IonJm lot thought p!OYOI\lng and Informallv. artie' .. pr .. ent.d blithe aoademlc community of the Unlve"lty of Waterloo. Vlewe expllllMd In TIlt Iron WIIIIgr are thole Of the and do not nee .... rlly I.lleet Ihe oplnlone of the Englneedng SocIety. Th. 'ron W.rtlor encouragee .ubmlilione lrom IlUdenll. II\CUIIl' end Cllher IMIIIbers CII the unlYenl\l communill'. Submlellone Ihould r.n.ct \he_me and InteIIeduaI ItanderdI 01 tile untwt'llly In ClllMraI, and IhouId be IypeWIIIMn on Of MS-OOS 3 112" dlik. The euIhor'l nemt ..... (If llId pI10M number Ihould be IncIIIded. .... IUbmi,lIone. un .... Cllherwf .. lUlled. bIoomI the properly CII TbI 'I!! Wtn1gr wIIIc:h ,...,. the rtgIC 10 r.rule publlcallon 01 milltlil WIIlch 1\ d.eml unUlable. Dlt Imn Wln1gr allo _ the right \0 edit grammar. spe4Ing end portIone of \ext ,hit do noI meet unMreIty stlndIIda. AutIIcn wII be !IOIifIed CII en, majordlangte that may be to: .... IUbrrissIone and adYet1IIIng IhOUId be forwwdId TIlt Imn Wtn!pr EngInMrIng SociI\y CPH 1327 UnIYtnIty of WII8fIoo WIfetIoo. 0nt.I0 N2L3GI "'-: (5111) 888-4782 FAIl: (Stt) 88H107 ...... iwMIoI01302 . TheIron Warrior is publMed using D.si Joint Council T his Saturday, Feb 27, the winter 93 Joint Council meeting will be taking place at Angie's Kitchen in St. Agatha. This term the meeting will deal with Eng Soc Finances, A and B society transition and a monster buffet brunch. The meeting will be followed by an ICED TEA P ARIY (This party is open to anyone whether they attended the meeting or not See BATCHMAN or Mike Cassin for details.) The official evening rendezvous for Joint Council and the TEA PARIY will be Fed HalL Bus Push This is Waterloo Engineering's opportunity to give something back to the community in which we live. The local Big Sisters chapter benefits from the pledges that we raise at this annual event. Aside from the opportunity to assist those in need, the actual event is a great time and it really helps Waterloo's hnage to the public Please pick up your pledge sheets and raise some money for a great cause. (NB: I would like to restate the my class:has made) 'XOV (36 Civ) has officially challenged CCCP (3B Chem) to raising the more money than us. The losing class will surrender one member to be taped to the wall in POETS for the afternoon of the following Friday." Christopher Belfry will represent 3B Chem, Steven 'Combine' Firth will represent 3B Ovil CPH the heart of Engineering CPH should be a focal point for all engineering students, a place to meet, vote, check interviews, party, play, congregate not to mention drink coffee. I feel that if CPH was emphasized as the heart of Engineering we could aD. benefit If every Engineer made one hip per day to CPH, infonnation could be consistently spread Bulletin boards in the area would be more effective, all events, elections, and other important dates a:ruld get the publicity that they require, nay desave. I am sometimes considered a gullible person, but... I uroerstaOO that Village One is modeled after a prison. The rooms are all spaced out to eliminate communication and congregation_ Where as this may be desirable in avoiding prison riots or another Village 2 Zoo. I feel that the present configwation of the Engineering buildings has the same dampening effect on Engineering. I would like to suggest two solutions to the problem, the first involves heavy equipment and explOSives. The second suggestion would require a consci.ol5 effort of all individuah; involved to treat O'H $ the heart of Engineering. If pa;sibIe, Co-op The Iron Warrior, Friday, February 26,1993 should place all interview listings in CPH, notEL. I realize that a shift would involve larger crowds in the area, but do the crowds deter the popularity of New York's Time Square, Toronto's Queen Street West and the Ginza inTokyo? Chern Eng Mid Terms Chern Eng finals are just finishing this week. To paraphrase the immortal Oi.ff Gaven "What's up with that?" Are they called: 'all' tenns, 'most of tenns or 'prolonged' terms? I realize that Chemmies can be slow to grasp some concepts, but do they really require three quarters of the term to learn the first half? Do you Chern Eng students prefer the spaced out examination period? (ed: Woody is passing because of this!) I am fortunate (in more ways than one) to be a Ovil Eng Student We have one week of midtenns, before the reading break, to test us on the first half of the material There are no assignments due and ma;t of our classes carry on with the second half of the material. (Our mid terms generally take place in the tutorial time sloIs.) The week is not a big deal, with no time for wmecessaxy stress. When the week is over we have four days to relax, get caught up or work on electives_ (The only responsibility is interviews, see next heading) Why do I care how the chemmies are tested? I don't really. However, I feel that prolonged midtenns are unnecessary, counter productive and they disrupt the natural flow of events within Engineering (&pecia11y Eng Soc). Reading Break; a Missed Opportunity for a Real Vacation This tenn I have been working quite hard, attempting to on top of my responsibilities to my education and to Eng Soc Thi<; has required a six or seven day a week effort all term The reading break arrived and I was off to watch some hockey at Colgate University in Upstate New York. My week end was cut short as I had to return for an interview and I forgot to brush my teeth. Q. What kind of reading break includes responsibilities? A A really shitty one I understand that a full week off cIasses would take too much away from the school term, but could we at least not schedule interviews for two days?!! Forty eight, irresponsible, carefree, stress relieving hours in the middle of the term, is that too much to ask for? Senseless Filler Scott has requested that I spew big chunks this week. As I wouldn't want to let down Scott, I will try to beef up this spew despite the moral dilemma I now face: Do I write about the unimportant details of my insignificant life or simply expand upon what I was originally planning to say? To quote Augustine (AD. 354430): "My mind burns to solve this complicated enigma Oh Lord my God, 0 good Father, for Christ's sake I beseech Thee, do not shut them off and leave them impenetrable but let them shine dear for me in the light of Thy mercy, oh Lord" Though I have always accepted Augustine as a role model I feel the aforementioned passage does nothing to resolve my personal conflict. I feel that Plato's Republic offers more direction with the dialogue between Socrates and Glaucon concerning Socrates spew to the people "By Zeus, Socrates, said Glaucon, do not stand off as if you have come to the end" We shall be satisfied if you discuss the Good in the same fashion as you did justice, moderation, and the other things." Is that long enough Scott? The Iron Warrior, Friday, February 26,1993 A"3 Equity n The Work-Force Jefferson Darrell 48 Chemical U nfortunately we live in a world full of prejudice. Because of this prejudice, people discriminate against various individuals because of their gender, race, ethnic background, language, a physical or mental disability, or even their sexual orientation. These groups of people, often called "disadvantaged," may experience discrimination when looking for work. Today, either directly or indirectly, knowingly or unknowingly, we will all be affected by some fonn of discrimination in the work world. To combat any unfair employment practices the government has proposed a philosophy known as employment equity. What is employment equity? According to Rosalie Abella, (author of, "Defining Equality in Employment", Royal Commission Report): "Equity in employment means that no one is denied opportunities for reasons that have nothing to do with inherent ability. It means equal access free from arbitrary obstructions. The achievement of equality in employment depends on a double- edged approach. The first concerns those pre-employment conditions that affect access to employment. The second concerns those conditions in the workplace that militate against equal participation in employment" Thanks to A1::>el1a. we can surmise that employment equity begins with education Education at the elementary, secondary, post-secondary and even the corporate levels. Education ensures that these "disadvantaged" people are qualified for a position or a promotion. There must be equal opportunity for all to achieve the appropriate schooling to help them advance in their chosen career. Assuming that an applicant is equally qualified (in all respects) for employment, what prevents him or her from being equally considered during the interview? Is it discrimination? Who knows? Speaking from a personal experience: I was once interviewed for a position (that the employer obviously felt I was qualified for, or they would not have granted me an interview) only to be told that 1 "wasn't what they were looking for." 1his was ten minutes after a surprised "OH!" when I entered the interview room. People will speculate and state that they've been victims of discrimination (as 1 have done); however, dis-crimination in this case is This Isn't Funny! AKA: WOODY Spews Woody IW Staff L ast week I went to see Unidentified . Human Remains and was very impressed with the quality of acting we have in our drama department. The lead male was portrayed by one of the funnier live actors I have had the pleasure of seeing. While we were waiting in line, a discussion arose about GLLOW and their interest in the production. In case you missed it there was a warning on most of the advertising for the play which included a line regarding "controversial lifestyles". Some members of GLLOW apparently took this personally and claimed that there was nothing controversial about being gay or bisexual. (ed. GUOW claims that thetj have made no complaints about this production.) The fact that the warning might have referred to the drug usage in the script apparently didn't enter into their minds. To tell you the truth, it didn't enter into mine either, If you can't think of one controversy surrounding sexual orientation in the past few months, you must have been dead. And in my opinion, that makes the lifestyle quite controversial. Whether or not people need to be warned before seeing it is another issue entirely, but 1 think its time for GLLOW to wake up and smell the reality. And as for several people being upset about the title (in light of recent campus events), I understand, but don't ask the drama department to cancel the production they have been working on for several months. I guess the biggest thing around campus this month is the cancellation of the dance department and attrition all around. 1 must admit, I was one of the many students with limited exposure to the dance department and had no idea until recently that its actually quite an important program. It is one of the more distinguished dance programs and there's not another one quite like it in Canada. It would definitely be regrettable if this degree were not offered at Waterloo in the future. I find it appalling that we can't come up with the funding to keep and improve all the programs we have at this school. Especially since I heard all the farulty needs is another $l00,<XX) annually, while the FEDS are building a new student life centre for ... ready? 6.6 MILLION DOLLARS! What's up with that? I thought there must be a mistake, but I looked again and those were the only nwnbers I could find about both matters. I personally wouldn't mind putting the rather extravagant building on hold for a while after considering that the interest from 1/3 of this money alone could likely keep the dance program going. Anyway, I'm sure the powers at work around here know what's best for everyone (there's a first time for everything). What would the kids of FAME! do if their school was being closed? I recently looked into the door locking policy on campus, thinking that UW security was just made up of a bunch of frustrated rude people with no compassion to speak of. Well, I won't say I was wrong, but I will say this: The policy is controlled by our Dean and security only does what he requests. I think we've all seen that if a person wants to gain enhance to a building for illegal purposes (vandalism, theft) then they won't think too long about breaking a window. Can you imagine the energy that's wasted in the winter because of this policy? In the difficult to prove and results in employment inequity. Some organizations have decided to remedy the employment inequity experienced by many "disadvantaged" groups by implementing a program known as quota hiring. Quota hiring involves either mandates set internally by a company to hire 'x: number of women, visible minorities, Francophones etc., or government imposed quotas to hire a certain percentage of people from various "disadvantaged" groups. Conrad Wino, (from the Department of Political Science at Carleton University, author of "Affirmative Action and Visible Minorities: Eight Premises in Quest of Evidence," Canadian Public Policy) feels that "Quota hiring raises more complex ethical, empirical, and political issues. Quota hiring is more likely to cause a public stir than other compensatory or preferential actions because quota hiring entails the definite transfer of measurable benefits." There is truth in Winn's statements. Quota hiring is definitely an extremely controversial issue, which parallels Francis Hutcheson's statement; 'Wisdom denotes the pursuing of the best ends by the best means." Many tend to agree with Winn, four door entrance outside E2-1302, there is a large heater which, when the doors are locked, is constantly blowing hot air into a very small area. Because some student had to go to the store or their locker and didn't want to be locked out when they came back, they jam1:n e oor 0 n with newspapeis(I knew the usefulO. Why? I would imagine that the money saved from having a 24 hour open door policy would be enough to keep the dance department alive. Maybe I'm crazy. Think about it. And here we are, a couple more things I wanted to get off my chest. How come OOAP gives you x thousands of dollars but before they give it to you, you have to give them a cheque for 4% of the total. Couldn't they just deduct it? Or just give you less in the first place? quota hiring is not a perfect solution. It denies opportunities to some individuals, which goes against the premise of equal opportunity. I also agree, quota hiring is not a perfect solution. However, it is the best means presented to date to help reach an end to disaimination in the work world. Section 15 of the Canadian Owter of Rights and Freedoms protects every individual's right to equality without discrimination Every individuals' legal right for equality and equal opportunity is protected by Canadian law. True, everyone in Cc1.nada does have an equal opportunity; but does everyone in Canada have equal access! How many people are told after a rushed ten minute interview that "they aren't what the company is looking for''? Quota hiring is the best short term solution that has been presented to date to help break invisible barriers preventing many "disadvantaged" people from advancing in the work world. Until we reach a time when phrases such as: "Jane Doe, the first woman CEO," or "John Smith, the first Black President/' are no longer front page news, we will have no need for or even an understanding of employment equity and more specifically quota hiring. And one last thing. I was U1inki.ng for some reason about an old nursery rhyme and couldn't figure it out Maybe you can help me: Peter Peter pumpkin eater, Had a wif and couldn't keep her; PutlierftrafJi'ft.Jcw .... And there he kept her very well. n 80m !On' please It'll tnl' what this means? Wns his wife running away or lceping around? So h was forct>d to lock h r up and n v'r 1 t her out? Is there a moral or som thing? 1 always thought there was a m ml to nursery rhymes, but I can't see a real one here. If your wife is unfaithful, lock her in the cellar? Who wrote this thing, anyway? MAGNottA 110 CIDERMILL AVE. VAUGHAN, ONTARIO L4K 4L9 (416) 738-WINE (800) 461-WINE AGENT: KELLY GREEN For Ordering & Delivery to your home or business (705) 445-5112 (BUS) (519) 599-3575 A4 Colin Hung 38 Mechanical
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episode of the soon-to-be- yndicated Trez Spew. There's really not much to talk about this week other than the fact that I'm up to my eyeballs in paperwork But my classmates are sick of hearing me bitch and complain so I'll shut up and stick to business. There are only a few things to note. If you or your club wishes to receive some funding from the Engineering Society you MUsr HAND IN A PROPOSAL to me before the next council meeting. If you do not then don't expect to receive any. If you have any questions or are tmable to meet this deadline ... too bad (but come talk to me anyway). You can leave the proposals in my basket, with or with Oteryl You can J.2 last the money is spent!! The culmination of 12 months effort
the WEEF Board of Directors voted to approve the funding decision of the Funding CounciL Winter 1993. The WEEF executives of both streams have been working hard to solicit propooals, organize presentations and coordinate the voting procedures required. Special thanks to Peter, Bill, Andrew, Roland, Tyrone, Ueh and of course our irreplaceable Cheryl, also to everyone else who helped along the way. It is satisfying to see the Erdowment finally beginning to make a significant impact on university furdmg. 1re projeded budget of the WEEF ic; now aIma;t half of the Dean's capital equipment budget! Tell that to the The Executive Page The Iron Warrior, Friday, February 26,1993 even E-mail it to (CHUNGMEOiANICAL). me Kim Jones 3A Chemical We have just got in some new novelties, please buy them. A new gJass mug with the engineering logo on it, please buy them. More coffee mugs, please buy them. Bus Push T-shirts, please buy them. Plus all the old favourites: toques, shirts, hoods, stickers and pins ... please buy them. Getting the message? Well that's all for now, but before I close the show, I'd like to thank the Social Directors (Liz and Irit) for a great job of organizing the ski trip to blue mountain. All the tickets were sold and as everyone knows by now, anything that breaks even makes me happy. Thanks guys. See you in 14 days. next person who says their $75 V&:. isn't making a differe.oce! When professors and depu1ment heads anne to the students for b!lp ask them row it doesn't have any effect! Y 00 get my pOOU. Anyways, the presera! of the Endowment.is becoming elt in mgireering. As the finandal situation atunivasities and colleges continues to get worse, it is reassuring to know the WEEF is at least providing some positive input. The Endowment was never inlendro to act as a substitute for normal funding, but as sucx:e;Sve provincial governments continue to cut past secondary budgets, alternative sources of funds such as the WEEF are bemming mxe and mxe important. As the University of Waterloo strives fa' exreIJence in its Engineering program, the WEEF is becoming a complementary part of the proo!SS. Of 00UISe roo cannot equate rroney and quality, but imlfficient fuOOs cannot 1md anywhere but to mediocrity. The Endowment gives a way TI is a very busy time in the term . (although, when isn't it really?). There are conferences, charity events, inter-faculty and university bashes, and high school initiatives. First, though, I'd like to mention something that landed in my box last week. The Canadian government has launched a new program to honour outstanding elementary and secondary school teachers who have had a significant impact on student performance and interest in science, technology and mathematics. A total of $585 (0) will be offered each year in awards. If you feel you have had a teacher who would qualify for such an award, please don't hesitate to nominate them. The deadline for this year is April 30th. I can give you more infoxmation if you're interested. It is important to recognize and encourage such efforts. . On the subject of encouraging high school students to pursue a career in math and science, the Engineering Society has several upcoming events. The Shadow program, in which high school students follow an engineering student for a day, is fast approaching. The students will be at the university on March 3rd and 4th, so please be welcoming. Explorations is in its third year, and ever more popular. It is an event for grade five to eight students and their parents. They are exposed to interesting and relevant displays which illuminate the possibilities available in the engineering profession Last year between 2SOO and 3CXX) people attended, and application forms are already pouring in for this year. We need about fifty student tour guides to take groups around to the displays. Explorations will take place on Saturday, March 13th. It should be a good time, and those who volunteer as guides get a free (very cool) T-shirt and lunch. Campus Day is three days later - Tuesday, March 16 - for which tour guides are also needed. AU grade thirteen students who applied to the university are invited to come check out the campus and take tours of areas of interest. If you always wanted to find out what projects are happening in your department, if you want to encourage students to come here, or if you just want the free T-shirt, sign up now! On March 11 th, the Social Directors are running a joint Engineering I Kin pub at Fed HalL Universities from across the country have been invited to attend, and although University of Calgary sent their regrets, Guelph at least have indicated their interest Show them an how to party. The National Festival of Engineering is the week of March 8th to 14th. Engineering organizations across the country are holding events which promote engineering to the general public. For example, local industry in cooperation with the university has created a series of exhibits which will be on display in a local mall. This concerted effort is an important step toward recognition The Ontario Engineering Competition (OEC) is this weekend (February 26th- 28th) and is being hosted by the University of Toronto. An intrepid four student team of Waterloo engineers went to remote Windsor (the armpit of Ontario)(ed. the other annpit is Port Elgin) from February 5th - 7th to exhibit their social and athletic skills at ESSCOlympics. The event promotes friendly competition between the thirteen engineering schools in Ontario, and Waterloo achieved an awesome third place finish. The rather unusual trophy is on display in the Orifice. Also, mast excellent ESSCO T-shirts are for sale in the Orifice which have all the logos and mascots of the member schools (the TOOL is right at the front). ,...-----, tochangeoorsituation Also on March 13th is the Bus Push for Big Sisters, which should be an event of incredible magnitude. The fundraising goal is $7500. Several cJasses have already challenged each other to see who can make the most money. Let's see if we can have a record turnout for a really fun event, and show the community that engineers are people too. (ed. Whnt, 110 free t-shirts?) Finally, Waterloo hosted the Canadian Society for Oternical Engineering (CSChE) National Student Conference from February 7th to 10th. The Organizing Committee welcomed Chern. Eng. students from across the country and Waterloo to a successful three days of speakers, student paper presentations, industrial tours and parties. Since others will not or cannot, we must help ourselves. Th-th-th-that's all folks! (Back to studying for midterms ... ) The Iron Warrior, Friday, February 26,1993 WEEFPAGE AS WEEF Spends Big Cash! WEEFMorton A fier quietly hoarding money away for 12 months, the WEEP has come out in the open and spent over $70 000. The Funding Council, which includes a representative from your class saw presentations and reviewed proposals for spending on new lab equipment, student projects, computers and more. This funding decision was approved at a subsequent Board of Directors meeting. (see article below) From a total budget of $72 000, the following items were funded: Digital Photo Spectrometers (Chem lab) Chemical Process Design Software Civil Lab Equipment $4295 $4000 $10000 $6389 $97 $3110 $1800 $12547 $3000 $4600 $14970 $1000 $5000 $1000 Laser Printer (Electrical lab ) IEEE Modem Formulae SAE Team Mini-Baja Team WA TST AR Telnet Computers WA TST AR Hard Disk Unwantads on WATSTAR Vertical Milling Machine (student shop) Iron Warrior Laser Printer Midnight Sun Engineering Journal Fund This was the fourth time the Endowment has allocated money, and the effect keeps getting bigger. When spending for this semester is complete, the WEEF will have spent over $150 000 in its brief history. Since the first donation was received three years ago, the Endowment has grown to over 1 million dollars, almost entirely as a result of student donations. Since the principal is never spent, the WEEF continues to grow, producing more and more investment income: over $100 OOOprojected for the next fiscal year. The Endowment's sources of revenue are also expanding, as some of the Employer Matching companies come on line. The graduating students will be making their Plummer's Pledges soon also. The WEEF plans to allocate funds this summer also, as our spending process To take advantage of a University policy which allows us to spend mooey at the beginning of the year, instead ot at the end, we will be looking for proposals again soon. If you have any ideas on further spending, write a proposal to better your education. See the WEEF office for proposal guidelines. Please note that all proposals on the voting ballot which did not receive funds will be referred to next semester for the next funding decision. Explore The Many Worlds of Engineering Kim Jones 3A Chemical E xplorations '93, a program which is designed to offer elementary school students and their parents their first introduction to science, technology and engineering, will be held at the University of Waterloo on Saturday, March 13th. The event is being hosted by the undergraduate students in the Faculty of Engineering. Only in its third year since inception, Explorations '92 attracted between 2500 and 3000 participants - far beyond al1 expectations. The Dean's office, which is handling the registration, is again expecting an excellent response. Tours lasting about an hour highlight some of the interesting problems that society asks engineers to solve. In the past, displays have included model buildings that sink in quicksand, fire temperatures measured with lasers, solar powered robots, concrete toboggans and wind- tunnel models of buildings and aircraft. The event is held in conjunction with Campus Day (March 16th) so that many of the same displays may be used. Participants are divided into groups of sixteen, and taken to five separate displays. At least four one- hour time slots have been allocated on Saturday afternoon for tours, and more will slots will be made available if warranted by demand. At least fifty student tour guides are needed for the event, and will be provided free T-shirts and food for volunteering. Guides are not expected to stay for the length of the program; only a two hour commitment is necessary. Those that are interested in helping out may sign up through their class reps or in the Orifice. WEEF Board Issues Warning WEEFMorton T he Board of Directors of the WEEF issued a warning to the students when they met recently to a Funding Council resolution. TheJDirectors expressed concern over the possible loss of focus in the funding decision, given the Endowment's mandate to improve the quality of engineering education. It was felt that student projects were receiving a disproportionate amount of money in the funding decision, especially given the desperate need for funding for lab equipment. The Board wished to convey to the students a feeling of dismay that such urgent requirements were being overlooked in favour of more visible, shorter term projects. Of the $71808 allocated, approximately 21 % went to non-directly educational proposals. No decision to veto items was made, however this may be possible in future. The Board did not intend to overpower the Funding Council nor to set the funding decisions, but would like to encourage the students to think 'long term' and educational value while allocating funds. The Board oversees the operation of the Endowment and has the power to veto all or part of a funding decision. It has struck a committee to form suggested guidelines for future funding decisions, including proportional limits for certain types of spending. Westmount Place Pharmacy 50 WCSlmoul\1 Rd . N. ,Walt'rloo, ONT OPEN DAILY 9am 10pm Sundays & Holidays 11 am- 9pm WE ACCEPT U of W STUDENT HEALTH PLAN THE CAMPUS SHOP (CAMPUS CENTRE) LEATHER JACKET DAY Tues. Mar. 2 11 am to 4pm LEATHER $315.00 MELTON & LEATHER $199.00 $100 DEPOSIT REQUIRED (PLUS TAX) JACKETS BY EXPORT LEATHER GARMENTS LTD. A6 The Iron Warrior, Friday, February 26,1993 The Need For Effective Kim Jones 3AChemicai D ue to some fundamental changes in our society over the past thirty years, engineers are no longer as respected or revered as they used to be. Engineers have far less power than they did a few years ago. What can be done? How can engineers function most effectively in society? That was the topic of Dr. Norman Ball's keynote speech at the recent CSChE National Student Conference in Waterloo. Dr. Ball is an historian focusing on Science and Technology in Canada. He is the N orthern Telecom Professor of Engineering Impact, Department of Systems Design Engineering (University of Waterloo) and Director of the Centre for Society, Technology and Values. He has made significant contributions to the engineering profession in a variety of ways. People who have power have the ability to significantly influence change, events and decisions. Dr. Ball's talk progressed through the areas of power, societal change, specific changes, the consequences of these changes, and suggestions of how engineers should address those consequences. POWER-HUNGRY ENGINEERS What is power? Dr. Ball defined it by saying that people who have power have the ability to Significantly influence change, events and decisions. They are in FREE DELIVERY In WATERLOO 33 University Ave. East WATERLOO 746-4111 MONDAY Large 18" Pizza \Vith 2 Items 4 Cans of Pop $14.94 Engineers controL Those who have no power are battered by change, and as a result are often frustrated and unhappy. There are four qualities that can give an individual or group power. FIrst of all is position. A president of the company has far more power than a shop floor worker simply because of position. Secondly is the Hero image. Recognition and status tend to be accompanied by a certain authority. For example, Wayne Gretzky is far more likely to get that prime restaurant reservation than a lowly engineering student. Thirdly, understanding is important. Others are more easily influenced if they understand or sympathize with a person; they will not yield authority easily if they are confused. Finally, public opinion is crucial in wielding power. Leading in the direction the public is already inclined to go is far easier than battling against the current of public opinion. It has been said that an effective leader finds out where everyone is going, then moves to the front GREAT EXPECTATIONS- UNFORESEEN PROBLEMS True change, Dr. Ball said, takes you where you have never been before. There are no full guidelines on how to behave, since there is no prior experience. There are three characteristics of significant change. Confusion is inevitable; the nature of the change is misunderstood since entirely new realms are being explored. Unrealistic expectations should be anticipated, because as the change is progressing, it is difficult to distinguish between the possible and impossible. This can lead to conflict. The third and final aspect of significant change is learning how to cope. It is hard to think about new things in new ways. One usually bases judgements and decisions on past experience, which is irrelevant in an entirely new situation TIMES KEEP ON CHANGING There have been significant changes in the last few years. Specifically, a fundamental change has transpired in the relationship between engineers and society. More thought needs to be directed toward maximizing an engineers satisfaction in her/his profession. Dr. Ball enumerated some of the fundamental changes that have affected engineers. Over the past 300 years, there has been a move from '1ittle science" to "big science". Today fewer projects can be funded, because each project demands a greater financial commitment. Also, serious scientific projects now cover a far broader field than they used to. 300 years ago, most scientific projects could be funded. Now, we must be far wiser and more selective about choices of funding. Ignorance is all that is brought to parliament. A greater knowledge is necessary to achieve even a base understanding of scientific and technical problems. The fundamentals now are much greater trum they used to be. This means that even the well-educated general public can no longer know very much about scienre and technology. Non-technical people have much more difficulty understanding teclmica1 issues, and as a result science and engineering are less and less a part of the general knowledge - even at the university level. Politicians, especially, know less, relatively speaking, about technology now than they knew several years ago. GIANT Pizza Slice & Pop Regular $1.99 Deluxe $2.35 Famous Italian Sandwiches .0- Steak .0- Veal .0- .o-Meatball .o-Sausage.o- Pasta TUESDAY WEDNESDAY Buy 1 Panzerroti lVledium 14" Pizza at the regula.' price \Vith 2 Items Get the 2nd for 2 Cans of Pop $1.00 $9.99 ENGINEERS AREN'T HEROES ANY MORE In the fifties, engineers were unquestioned authority figures. The public had unbounded faith in the power of science. Engineers were heroes, and many school children aspired to belong to the profession of the future. Today, engineers are no longer heroes. Engineering students now are going into a career that the media and popular culture no longer advocate. As a result of this general public disdain, money is less likely to be directed toward engineering projects. Finally, the costs and consequences of engineering error are ever-increasing. Environmental risks, health risks, and consequences of low quality work are much greater than they used to be. This means that the public is hesitant to stand behind projects they perceive as potentially dangerous. EVERY ACTION HAS A REACTION The consequences of these changes affect the effectiveness and power of engineers in several ways. We in engineering schools are in the best position to address these problems. An initia consequence is that engineering and science are no longer adequately represented in politics. T echnica1 issues are less represented by the general knowledge, and it is in the non- technical fields that politicians are usually educated Unfortunately this ignorance is all that is brought to parliament Another consequence of the societal changes is inadequate coverage and representation of engineering in the communications media This is again due to the under-representation of technical Allowing only technically unqualified politicians to run our country sets a scenario for bad decision making. iSS1, es in general knowledge. The communications media are in the culture business; they tell the general public what to aspire to and what to value. This explains some of the (perceived) declining value of technology. All this means there is inadequate encouragement for people to enter the science and engineering fields. The mapr vehiclei of public opinion, such as the news media, discourage participation in technical areas. There has been a cultwal shift away from engineering. What can be done? School visits are important but very inefficient A better answer would be to have a major cultural shift which would improve the reputation, confidence and faith people have in engineering and science. How can this be achieved?
The Iron Warrior, Friday, February 26,1993 A7 Public Understanding of Engineering Needed From Page 6 ENGINEERS AS JOURNALISTS Kim Jones 3AChemicai CSChE NATIONAL STUDENT CO FERENCE planning and hard work to make the spoke about the increasing conference possible. Sponsorship ,\-vas powerlessness of engineers in today's Engineers have to become public provided by a wide variety of sources society and methods to remedy the opinion makers. A better societal Waterloo's Chemical from the CSChE to Imperial Oil to situation. Other speeches addressed perspective of engineers is needed. Oneof Engineering Society Waterloo Engineering. the environment, changes in the the best things we can do with our recently hosted the Several industry tours were workplace, supply and demand of engineering education is go into Canadian Society for Chemical available. Delegates could discover chemical engineers, presentation journalism. This would mean that the Engineering (CSChE) National Student nuclear power plant engineering at preparation, and effective reading of media would no longer ignore science and Conference. The even t ran from Darlington N.G.S., east of Toronto. Oil technical reports. technology, and the public would be given Sunday, February 7th to Wednesday, refining and process control was The topics co ' ered in the paper a better starting base of technical February 10th, with over seventy shown at Petro Canada in Mississauga. competition included "Oxygen Mass knowledge. This is the most ca;t-effective delegates from coast to coast in Petrochemical operations were on Transfer in Immobilized Hybridoma way to change dominant thought patterns. attendance. It was open to interested display at Dow Chemical in Sarnia. Culture' "Study of the 'Diameter Evenifjoumalism does not appeal, there students from every diScipline of The consumer goods industry was Effect' for Friction and Heat Transfer in are many ways to make a difference and engineering. characterized by a visit to Procter and Drag Reducing Fluids," and "Analysis increase public understanding of our According to Brad Loewen, the Gamble. A tour to Breslube Motor Oil and Interpretation of Radiation profession. Writing something such as a conference chair, the purpose was to Re-Refinery in Breslau taught some of Monitoring Data for Nuclear newspaper column is a very effective way provide, "a relaxed, informative the delegates about separation Emergency Response Teams". of helping people understand. Speak to session focusing on young people processes. And finally, an evening The scope of the conference was non-specialists. A talk to the Rotary Oub wishing to enrich their profession." tour to Brick Breweries in Kitchener broad, and particularly relevant to does far more to help the image, The conference consisted of industrial illuminated the Held of alcohol engineering students. It was a unique reputation and understanding of tours, distinguished speakers, a assimilation. opportunity to see some of the aspects engineering than a talk at an engineering student paper competition and of Most of the speeches addressed the of Chemical Engineering often missed conference. Non-science or non-technical course socializing with students from relevance of engineering in present during the academic term, and to meet invitations are very important. They across the country. day society. The keynote speaker, Dr. future colleagues. Congratulations go provide a valuable venue to change The Organizing Committee Norman Ball, a historian focusing on to the Organizing Committee for a well attitudes which will then allow engineers contributed over fourteen months of Science and Technology in Canada, run, informative conference. to become more effective. DAZZLES, BUT DOES NOT ILLUMINATE It is also very important as engineers to think about how we communicate. It often seems' that technical experts - and engineers are not exempt - seek not to communicate knowledge, they playa power game. Don't "wow" others with how much you know, talk so others understand. A void unnecessary jargon. The question we need to ask ourselves is whether we are trying to bring people in or . shut them out. Communicate in a way that makes non-technical people understand and feel good about what you, as an engineer, are doing. An :C:nglnee:;'s gUlde to the Bombshel ter: Come doW'n to ... Chemical - end mingle Clvll- burn bridges Computer - get W'ith the program Electrical - connect with other live wIres IDechanical- get thmgs going Systems Deslgn- use your fJo""'path (glug glug) -, Fresh rood and beverages dallyl YOU WILL FLIP OVER IT!. ... .. Another important contribution that engineers can make is by going into politics. We must get an understanding of technical issues back into the political arena. Allowing only technically unqualified politicians to run our country sets a scenario for bad decision making, which could lead toinefective, powerless engineers. WHAT GOOD ARE ANYWAY? Over the past years, there have been large changes in the content of engineering. but even larger changes in the context. The whole framework and intellectual environment has changed. One word evaluates engineering best "EFFECTIVE". We are trained to rofit, minimize waste; provide tile nWt' efted:fW f I I problems. Society desperately needs engineering to be effuctive. As engineers, we have spent too much time on the content of engineering and not enough on the context, but it is this context which serves to make engineering less effective in the overall view. We must also look at the broader picture. In the history of engineering, a lot has changed, but not the need for effective . . I . \ DOMINO'S PIZZA I Phone: 886-9290 Located at Westmount Place Mall *Single Toppings Only. Umited lime Offer. A8 -. .... Not-So Short Story The Iron Warrior, Friday, February 26, 1993 I nt e 9 rat ion Pa rt 3
Scott Chandler IW Staff A dam sat. pressed up against the side of the bus, enduring a tirade from the lowest common denominator sitting next to him. "1 say boy, are you listening to me! This is an opportunity you daren't miss boy . .As I was saying, there I was in Say-gon, sitting in a bar with this preety little gook sitting right on my lap, if you know what I mean boy. All of a sudden like, there's a VC pointing a gun in my face, in my face boy. Olarlie was right there in front of me! Don't you go falling asleep on me now boy ... " Adam's forehead pressed harder against the glass, his breath filming the pane, removing his only escape from the whore of humanity beside him. His eyes clenched shut, as well as the rest of Adam's senses. Thirty two hours spent on a bus, twenty beside this abortion. It was a terrible loss that his previous rompanion was going only as far as Hi.cton. Lisa was moving to live with her brother and help him with his run-down cafe. As she ' got off the bus, Adam realized that she wouldn't last two months there. But she had nowhere else to go, her parents just dead from a house fire. "So long Lisa. I hope all works out fine." "Thank you Adam. have fun at school IT I make it to the Big aty, perhaps I'll tIy to look you up." "Please do ... " And Usa was gone, into the arms of her brother and walking off into the truck stop that would beoome her life. ''D:> you mind if I sit here?" "Not at all." Adam said, looking up cursorily but instantly caught by flashing blue eyes .framed in a sea of gold. She sat down beside him. "Hi my name is Lisa and you arer' ".Adam, Adam uhhh. Smith. Where are you going to?" ''Hictoo. YOUI'8Jlfr.' "Oh, I'm off to the University of Trafalgar. I'm going to be an engineer, whatever that means." "Really, I wanted to go to university, but not Trafalgar. They don't have a dance program, I'm a dancer you know." Adam looked up her body slowly, noticing the graceful curves and slender, but strong lines flowing along her frame. About 5 foot 4, and 110 pounds Adam thought "So what's in Hicton then?" 'WelL my brother. He owns a truck stop restaurant I'm going there to help out, you know wait, and rook and welL just do stuff. Did you like what you saw, probably not, I'm fat" "That doesn't sound like it's much fun for a dancer. I don't think you're fat at all" 'Well things don't always work out You neEd cash to go to school and all mine just went up in smoke. I guess this is just one of life's saaifices. All dancers are fat" "I'm broke. Just creative government funding, that's all That's sick" '1 wanted to see what was possible, but I've been a little preoccupied the last couple weeks. It's been kind of rough. What's sick is the producers, especially the women, they've all been through it. Why don't they understandr' A tear welled up in Lisa's eye. "I didn't mean to upset you, I'll just get back to reading." "011. it's all right, talking is the best therapy, what are you reading?" '11 certainly isn't the best theJ:apy where I come from," Adam blurted out, '1t usua11y gave you a oouple days in thedoud room with an injection from Dr. Riviera." Adam ~ his book so that Lisa oould read the rover. "Your First Step Back Into Society." It was published by the institute, and was the only thing they had given him to help prepare. 'Well that certainly alludes to a much more interesting background than mire" Adam spent the next several hours defending his sanity and Lisa talking about her life as a dancer and her parents' house burning down. '1t was from smoking the Fire Marshall said. My parents always smoked in bed. It was just my luck to be at the drive-in that night Men are pigs." "Father always smoked, sitting on his fat ass and smoking away. I wouldn't know, I haven't had the chance to be a man. And I've never been to a drive-in wjth a woman. Wasn't there any insurance?" ''No, they had to let it lapse to pay for my instructors. My parents certainly weren't rich or anything. And you certainly aren't a boy." ''Now there's a catch-22. IT your parents had quit smoking to pay for your dancing, they could have paid for your instruction but wouldn't have neEded the insurance. I've never really been given the chance to be a boy either. I was an innocent baby, and then I was Adam. something completely different" "Catch what? Anyways, yeah, something rompletely different, crazy. Really Adam, talking squirrels, and stalking your family? That's just gross." '1'm here and they aren't And if they were, I wouldn't be." "Now that's plain rude." 'Whatever." ''Fme.'' They both erupred in laughter, and chatted with a light- heartedness that grew as their friendship did. And then she left. .As the bus drove away, Adam stared out the window, secretly hoping the squirrels would rome to her too. And that is when the fat oaf, Larry sat down. "How you doing boy. I was in Kuwait you know. Show some respect to your military protectors." The blob drawled out It seemed as if Adam was stuck in a bad movie. But this was worse; it was real life. Adam's hand reached out and wiped the gJass clean as best he could, and through the streaky view he saw that he was almost to the Bii-City, It rose out of the surrounding plain like a monument to human achievement. This is 'what he would be creating. Monuments to human ingenuity. Targets for Lanys to destroy. Slowly as the bus wormed its way through the labyrinth, of the like Adam had never seen before, it emptied its rontents upon the unsuspecting city. At one stop, across from a hotel with a large sign advertising, "Rooms by the Hour, Day or Week. Makes no difference to us," Larry got up proclaiming, 'Well this is where I get off boy, and I do mean get off. I hope you get over some of those hang-ups boy. Let me at those tits." Adam looked out again expecting to see several young and aging women hanging out of upper stoty windows as he remembered the Westerns seen before the institute. Father liked Westerns, even if he always seemed to identify more with tha;e wearing the black hats. Instead he only saw neon signs proclaiming, "Girls, Girls, Girls." and an animated stripper baring all. .As the bus rontinued on its path. Adam noticed the air was remarkably cleaner. Winding in and out of neighbourhoods, the bus passed parks larger than Adam's home town, single buildings with higher populations, and more death and destruction than even the institute had shown him. 'Why are all the buildings along here burnt out?" Adam asked the elderly man in front of him. "During the LA riots the people living here tore up everything too." 'Why is it still like this, haven't they bothered to fix it, instead of just living in the muckr' "Well there's nothing stoping them, but nobody's helping either. Just punishment for tearing up your own homes the way I see it" "Yeah, I guess 50." Adam sighed as he dropped back down into his seat Twenty five minutes later, the bus stopped inside a monorail station. "Hey kid, this is Trafalgar!" the driver shouted. Adam stood up and grabbed his duffel bag down from the ovemead bin. Walking briskly up the aisle, he hurled himself down the steps, out of the protective environment and truly into the world he had been without for so long. A pang of fear hit, and then left him as the bus pulled away from the curb. Adam had learned little in the few days given to him so that he oould adjust. He clung to the knowledge he had gained. There were good people and bad people in the world. Unjust things happen. Friends are important Adam walked towards a rail map and saw that the back surrounded the university campus, linking most of the important areas to each other. All other destinations on campus must be reached by walking as the only vehicles allowed were electric powered maintenance carts and vans. Adam quickly spotted where the FlI'St Year Residence was located and observed it was named Nelson Hall Adam moved towards. the platfonn to catch the next train but was stopped at the turnstile. 'Where's your student card kid" '1 don't have one." "Then you have to buy a pass for ten dollars." '1 don't have ten dol1ars." "Then you don't ride the train kid" ''Look. I just got here, I'm a week late, I'd like to get to residence and settle down." "Okay then, lets see your regisbation papers." "Sorry. 'Don't have any of tha;e either." 'Well then kid, I guess you're walking. Follow that path to the registrars office." Adam walked down some stairs and then outside onto a tree lined path. After walking for ten minutes, he reached a building called Jules Paine Building. Entering, and finding his way to the end of a line, Adam waited. And waited. And waited. Reaching the front, "Hi, I'd like to register please." A chorus of laughter erupted from all around him. Between the chuckles, the person at the counter said, "This is the Drop/ Add line you poor sod, Registration's around the romer." Fmding an empty rounter with a bell, Adam rung it And rung it again. Finally a coarse looking woman came out saying, '1 heard. you the first time, if you don't mind. Now what can I do for YOlL" Adam looked up at the sign that said "Registration" and ronfidently said, '1'm here to register." "Oh, boy, just my day. Let's see your fonns." "Sorry, I don't have any." "My day plus plus. What's your name?" ''Pardon?'' "Yourname? You cando it" "Adam." "Last name?" "Hold it, it's been a while, Pinesset, I think" "Great, a live one. Hold on a moment" She came back out with a pile of papers and a smile on her face. "Adam, we've been expecting you." ''Not too hard it seems." The smile disappeared. "Right then, let's get on with it" After signing about twenty fonns that Adam wasn't given time to read, a full set of fingerprints taken and having his photo taken about eight times, Adam was given his student card. and schedule. "You need to go to the housing counter." Said the woman and then she turned and left. Adam looked over at the other side of the room and saw a sign above another empty counter that said "Housing." Walking over to it and hitting its bell produced no response. Again. The coarse looking woman walked out of a door behind this counter saying, '1 heard. you the first time. Now what can I do for you." Adam spun around and then looked back. "Oose your mouth boy. You're catching flies." ''Yes ma'am. I'm here to anange housing. My name is Adam Pinesset. Here is my student card" '1 I want something, I'll ask Now then, may I see your student card" Adam passed it over to her, but neglected to let go. When she pulled at it, Adam gripped tighter and pulled back. A tug of war ensued until the woman swung her other ann out and whacked Adam's wrist. "Practice." she said with a smile. "On your kids no doubt" ~ S e e P d g e P ......... .o.. ....................... .. The Iron Warrior, Friday, February 26, 1993 A9 A Blast From The Imprint's Past ... I . ~ . / -lmpri , . ~ ~ ... . ~ . $ ~ From Page AS "Right then, let's get on with it" she said as the smile disappeared. '1t seems we haven't assigned you with a room mate yet Answer these questions for me please. Have you ever had a hallucinogenic experience?" "Yes." "Do Y?lllike sleeping with the window open" "No.'" "Do you prefer blondes, brunettes or red heads?" 'Well, reds I think" "What about cheerleaders?" '1 guess they're okay." "Do you study late at night?" '1've never studied, so I don't know." '1'0 put down no. Do you like strutting aroWld your room naked?" "No! Of course not" "Fine that will do then." as the woman quickly checked off about twenty more marks and the smile crept slowly back onto her face. '1'0 just put this through the computer and, well here's your room. You're in North South West R room 112 Here's your student card, irs coded to activate the locks. Enpy." Adam walked a<:raiS campus in a drizzle which slowly twned into a down pour. Reaching Ne1son Hall, Adam realized that he had hl; student card now and could have taken the monorail FInding the elevator, he travelled up to floor R of North South West sixteenth and walked down an empty hall to room 112. He heard a loud raucous group of voices from down the hall as he slid his card through the reader. As Adam walked into the room, he saw a young blond man strutting around the room naked. "Hi, my name's Trev, I'm a cheerleader. Youare?" "Adam." "Of course you are. Well I guess were roomies. The top bunk's mine, I like being on top. Do you like Bon lovi?" Adam sat down on the bed. ENGITAINMENT Scott Chandler Hanvner & Com A s the title says, Lawerence is back in his new group, Denim. Back from his musical hiatus created after Felt's 10 year planned program was over. Denim's self proclaimed mission is to "Put the soul back in Rock 'n Roll" Unfortunately, it's not the soul I was looking for. The seventies ended for several good reasons that are too obvious to be stated. Lawerence says that the seventies are when it all happened and the nineties are just going to be a rehash. The eighties were an anomaly he'd rather forget. I think he's just a little upset with the music industry that pigeonholed Felt and "Put it underground," rather than accept them for the kings of Pop music that they strove to be. The seventies were more kind to that sort of thinking, so that's where Lawerence has gone. Here's some examples. Track number four, titled "The Osmonds", is a nostalgia overdose, reminisdng about the greatness of the seventies. '111 the seventies there were skinheads, there were bower boys and bnunmie reds and greasers, grebos judge and natty dread in the seventies ... " Oh yeah, and don't forget the Osmonds, lots of little Osmonds everywhere. No he's not being sarcastic, just stoic. With the lyrics and motivation out of the way, lets talk about the music. It's not that bad Good mellow pop-schluk type stuff of the sort that Felt always managed to pump out No we're not talking Kylie Minouge, Rick Astley pop, but real pop music. Something you don't have to sink you're teeth into to enjoy. It's there just to pleasure you That's what Felt was and it's lack of success seems to be the cause of Lawerence's hatred. But as I was saying, it's the same old stuff, albeit with drum machines and synths in place of the trusty Hammond organ, but times change. If you hated the eighties and want someone to have a good love in with, buy this album. If you loved everything Lawerence ever did in Felt, buy this album. lfyou have twenty burning a hole in your pocket or you liked some of the music the Felt has done and wanted to get Denim to check it out some more, don't buy this albwn. Hardest Hits Vol. Three SPG Music Colin Young IW Staff F or those of you who have been hiding under a rock for the past few years (musically speaking, of course), a brief history is in order. About three or so years ago, a long- time CFNY listener got a little fed up with not being able to find all those wonderful alternative hits from the early to mid eighties that paved the way for modern alternative music. So he did what any sensible music lover would do. He purchased the rights to the songs, formed his own record label (SPG Music) and began releasing them as the "Hardest Hits" collections. The first pressing (6000) of Hardest Hits Volume 1 sold out in a little less than six hours after it was received at the major record stores on Yonge St. Volume 2 met with similar success, but SPG Music had learned their lesson and shipped considerably more copies. The third release of this series has finally arrived, and it was well worth the wait. Some songs, such as Swamp Thing by the Chameleons have never before appeared in their original form on CO, and others, such as The First Picture of You by the Lotus Eaters have been totally unavailable since the mid eighties. The Comsat Angels are even listed by their proper name (i.e. before the Comsat company successfully sued them to change their name to prevent any confusion over their satellites). Anybody who is into alternative music (not just the "grunge" scene) should add this CD to their collection. Colin Young IW Staff T his is the first single from a new album from a band we haven't heard anything new from in a few years. Unfortunately, it was not worth the wait. This song has a decidedly INXS flavour to it (I'm not just saying that because both bands are from Australia either). It's definitely more danceable than anything else they've recorded however, and better than anything INXS has done since Original Sin. In case you want to hear it (I don't think it's been released in the stores yet), the New & Improved! CFNY is playing it at least three times a day. Amused to Death Ralph Hoflich IWStaff R ight Cerebellum - Roger Waters has done it once again. He's produced a thought-provoking, conceptual album to compliment his already impressive repertoire of musical work. Amused to Death is an interesting journey into tlle mind of one of the most respected musicians of our time. Left Cerebellum - Certainly this is a good album, but it some say it lacks the interest and diversity of his earlier works such as The Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking and Dark Side of the Moon. R - True to tradition are the trademarks of Roger Waters' demented scream, soft guitars and interesting dialogue. Once again this album follows a few themes, each of which can be interpreted in any number of ways. The foremost theme has to be of the title track Amused to Death. This song ties all the songs together in some way. It explores man's involvement in entertainment and where it is leading us. L - Waters has always been interested in fonns of communication. Radio Kaos dealt with radio as a medium and this album refers often to television. His McLuhan- istic views are very one sided and judgement is handed down pretty severely. He paints a picture of a dark society hinged on being entertained, to the point of self-destruction. No doubt this album is another dark and sinister foretelling of the dystopic society that Waters is obsessed with. R - The darkness is, however, sparkled with wit, cynicism and poetry. One has to be accustomed to Waters' style of writing to truly appreciate what the message is that he's trying to convey. This album has taken on various political issues, from the Gulf War to Tiananmen square to TV evangelism. L - True. The song What God Wants is a brilliant display of this. The theme here is underlined with comedy and satire. One can really read into it whatever hel she wishes. R - This is what Waters does so well. His music is riddled with thoughts. The simplest form of literature is of storytelling, and the most advanced is one tl1at conveys ideas. It is too difficult to mention all the ideas brought out in Amused to Death. Perfect Sense is another song filled with ideas with a central theme. It surrounds man's dependence on money and how money is involved in weapons of destruction. The image of the monkey is retained in most of his songs, portraying man as being as ignorant as an ape with nuclear weapons. L - This leads into the next song The Bravery of Being out of Range. This song is a departure from the sound of the rest of the albwn. It's much harsher, possibly to emphasize the concept of destruction. It analyzes the development of weapons technology. With bigger and smarter nuclear weapons, we now can kill greater and further away, while oblivious of the true destruction. War becomes more of a game than reality. It's shocking to hear the track of a young child remark "I don't mind about the war. It's one of the things I like to watch, if there's a war going on. 'Cause then I know if our side's winning, or our side's losing ... " Can a child really understand the horrors of war and the loss of thousands of human beings? Are there really sides in destruction? R - Probably the most fervid song on the album is a song called Watching TV. It's a touching memorial of the Tiananmen massacre. She wore a white bandanna tllat said Freedom now She thought the Great Wall of China Would come tumbling down She was a student Her father was an engineer Won't you shed a tear For my yellow rose My yellow rose In her bloodstained clothes L - Waters has an impressive list of musicians helping out with this album, Don Henley and Jeff Beck amongst tile most well known. His music is soft and flowing at times, mad and demented at other times. There seems to be a congruency between all the songs, interwoven by musical themes and concepts. R - Anyone familiar with Waters' style will notice the soft guitars, the piano in the background and the unpredictableness of the lyrics and sound effects. L - As usual, Waters has attempted to take on some pretty weighty subjects, but then again we just might be reading too muchintoil R - Probably. She's everybody's sister She's the one in fifty million Who can help us to be free Because she died on TV And I grieve for my sister The Iron Warrior, Friday, February 26,1993 Engitainment All Thanks For the Memories Anally Speaking GeaR DAWGS W eILl thought that I might have to withdraw from writing this installment of Anally Speaking but thanks to my nifty road trip to Toronto, I managed to pick up some fairly recent stuff. So let's get on with the show. I finally got Sugar's Copper Blue (Rykodisc). I know you're saying: ''That's not new!", but you've got to remember that I was living in relative isolation in Port Elgin. the ann pit of Ontario. They only had one record store which should just now be getting its fust shipment of The Bodyguard Soundtrack (Ack!). I could only read about how great this album was from the scant few trade papers that I hoarded. Once I returned to civilization, I found that the price that they were asking for the CD was unnerving to say the least It was $21.99 'on sale'! Was it because of the nifty blue Diamond Box? I had to wait until the price came down from the stratosphere before I indulged myself. It was a long wait but it was worthwhile. FIrst let me start by stating my assumptions a've still got a little bit of mid-terms left in my blood.): let's suppa:;e that Sugar is a completely new band and that nobody has ever heard of Bob Mould. What's the first thing that comes to mind when I hear Copper Blue? Gee, it kind of sounds like the Pixies. (Score one.) It kind of sounds like My Bloody Valentine in between songs. (Score one more.) I never used to listen to Husker Du or Bob Mould so I can't compare this to either but I am impressed with this disc. Both Helpless and Man On TIle Moon have impossibly catchy hooks. We also managed to pick up some brand new stuff while we were in Toronto. Most notably, Dinosaur Jr.'s Where You Been (Blanco Y Negro/Sire/Warner). J. a still don't know anyone who knows his real first name.) Mascis is still pounding out the same solid song writing style that made him famous. He sort of broadens his scope this time by using selected orchestral instruments. The use of tympani in Start Choppin and What Else Is New is particularly effective. I think this is the first time that I've ever heard them out side of their natural surroundings and they really stand out Of course, the best thing about the album is that there are lots of loud guitars doing a lot of cool things all at the sametime. You1l10veit The other new material we managed to lay our hands on was Jesus Jones' new effort Perverse (Food/SBK/EMI). After hearing snippets of it on the New Music, I was looking forward to its release but ufX>n a thorough listen it comes off as kind of disposable. It's not good or bad. It's just there. Some people have been heralding it as the perfect blend of techno and rock but I just don't see it Other than the fact that the songs roll by without noticeable difference, I just don't see the techno connection By the way, why does Mike Edwards keep up the charade of needing a band behind him anyway? Both Nine Inch Nails and Dinosaur Jr. work perfectly well with out any other groovily haired. band mates to fill the voids in publicity shots. Maybe it's time he gave it a go on his own. {({ FlASHBACl< JJJ Since this column kind of comes off as mildly retro, I thought it might be fun to delve into the past and bring back some of A I i V e Mike Bessuille 3BSystems I am confused. When I first saw this film a couple of weeks ago, I thought it was pretty good, but nothing spectacular. Then a day later after the images of the film were haunting me incessantly, I reconsidered and decided it was very good. Now 2 weeks later I can still see the plane crash and other horrible scenes very graphically, and realize the movie was very nearly great. Alive is the true story of the struggle for survival of a team of rugby players whose plane crashes in the Andes of South America fed: As opposed to the Al1des of North Waterloo.]. Its story is rather dull - I mean, there's not much intricacy, not too much suspense; people die and people keep dying. There are several key situations however that keep the film moving; the plane crash itself, and two attempts to clin1b nearby mountains in search of help. Also, the characters were not greatly developed, but how could they be with over 20 in the movie? The one terrific part of Alive is its images. I don't mean just the cinematography, either, which is exceptional. I mean the direction of the film crew and editors to create such realistic images as the most terrifying plane crash I have ever seen on film (not that I've seen a real one) and an exceptional shot of a clin1ber falling into a crevice, with all the snow caving out from under him. Since Alive is based firmly in reality, it gets very graphic and is not intended for weak stomachs. (May I warn you not to have a big, meat-filled dinner before you see it). However, it is not pretentious in its documentary approach and is certainly not preachy. It tries to be nothing more than a factual account of survival in the most, well, unpleasant envirorunent. Its purpose is simply to inform, and also to scare the crap out of its audience, and it did that quite well. I can't stop thinking about the damn thing. So who's going on a plane trip for reading two-days? those mouldy coloured memories of the way we were. r went about and asked various IW staff members the following ho\ro questions: a) What was the first album you ever bought with your own money? b) What was the first album you ever bought that you still listen to? As an example I said: Marc Risdale (Editing Guy) a) Olivia Newton John's Greatest Hits b) Purple Rain, Prince. I also stipulated that the answers be honest and as accurate as humanly flO$ible. I think that some of them held out on me. See for yourself. Scott Chandler (E in Q a) Combat Rock, The Clash b) 7th Dream of Teenage Heaven, Love and Rockets. Colin Young (Honorary Artsie) a) Rat In The Kitchen, UB40 b) Rat In The Kitchen, UB4O. Andrew Chan (layout God) a) Dream Into Action, Howard Jones b)Sub>tance,NewOrcier. Ouis DeBrusk (Whatever) a) Signals, Rush b) So, Peter Gabriel. Marc Ouellette (Foreign Correspondent) a) Rock Lobster, 8-52's b) T 'NT, Run DMC Don McLeod (Darkroom Troll) a) Business As Usual, Men At Work p) 1984,Van Halen. Kim Fanvell (Advertising Guru) a) Abba's Greatest Hits Vol n b) The Doors, The Doors. Hash (Sports Know-It-AID a) Please, Pet Shop Boys b) Please, Pet Shop Boys. Andrea (Girlfriend In QUe) a) Kissing To Be Gever, Culture Gub b) Tonight, David Bowie. Peter de Schulthess guru) a) Eye Of The Tiger, Survivor b) Glass Houses, Billy Joel. Adrian Evans (Media Assassin) a) Animals, Pink Floyd b) Animals, Pink Floyd. Stephan Waspe (Benchwanner) a)War,U2 b} The Joshua Tree, U2. Trevor Ball (Roommate In QUe) a) Fuel For The FIre, Naked Eyes b) World Machine, Level 42. Heather Haavaldsrud (Otaucer Wannabe) a) Rick Springfield b) 5440'sGreatest Hits. Mario BellabaIba (Make-up) a) Double Fantasy, John & Yoko b) And Then There Were TIlree, Genesis. Eugenio DiMira (Hair) a) Eat It, Weird AI Yankovic b) For Those About To Rock, AC/OC Cameron Lacy (Ym) a) Ghostbuster's Soundtrack b) No Jacket Required, Phil Collins. Wayne Wong (Yang) a) Miami Vice Soundtrack b) Fore, Huey Lewis And The News. Scott Hanneson (Sound) a) Time Out, Dave Brubeck Quartet b) TimeOut, Dave Brubeck Quartet. So there you have it! We thought this would give you, the readers, an opporttmity to get to know the staff a little bit better. We had a great time making up the list. It's CIlllilZing how many memories Ul.at question < n bring lx: ck. Try il ul on your.;el{ sometime. &.>e you u\ two Wl ks! Reservoir Dogs -------------------------------- Mike Bessuille 3B Systems A ny movie in which everybody dies can't be all that bad. Don't get me wrong: I don't condone violence. Yet there is something about people getting blown away that makes audiences go back for more and more. (12, Lethal Weapon, etc.). There's more to Reservoir Dogs than guns and blood. It's a film about robbers. It doesn't glorify them, it doesn't Hollywood-ize their situation or their looks or their cars or their attitudes. It just shows a simple job, filmed after-the- fact, by a group of professional robbers, and how they handle the mess they're in. The best part about the movie is the script; it is "High Drama" from start to finish. There is no inappropriately thrown in love scene. No terrorist plot botched by one man. Just constant tense dialogue between these robbers after a job that went afoul. The best lines come from Mr. Pink: "Am I the only Fucking professional here?" "Why do I havl' to be Mr. Pinkr' '''Cause you're a faggot!" ' TIlis is certainly not a happy, light flick, nor a sappy take-thc-girlfriend .(lick. It is an intense disturbing drama. NEW AND USED I.P.s TAPES C.D.S ALL AVAILABLE AT ENCORE RECORDS r.4 QUEEN STREEl' SOUTH, KlTCHENER. ONTARIO N2G IV4 PHONE & FAX ()19) 7441370 A 12 Engitainment The Iron Warrior, Friday, February 26,1993 The Remains and True Nature of a Great Performance Kim Farwell IW Staff F or all the laughter heard in the audience, it wasn't a very funny play. 'Unidentified Human Remains and the True Nature of Love,' for all the billing it received, caught its audience unaware. It points specifically at those who reached adolescence somewhere from the mid-seventies to the mid-eighties. We were drawn in by the uneasy familiarity with the urban teenage legends we told each other around campfires and at sleep-overs to scare our blends, all before we were old enough to go parking on Lover's Lane. "Everything's .fine till eleven or twelve, then bang! you get pubic hair and the party's over." Dealing with the plagues of modem society; they aren't new, but for some reason our generation has decided. to bring them into the open and confront them. 'Remains' is about the facets of the urban experience, all linked together by the answering machine. Sex, loneliness, having a roommate, anorexia, AIDS, suicide, physical abuse, homosexuality, bondage, women being mutilated on the city streets at night - and a friend who appears covered in blood "from a fight" all in the same evening ... And there's David, played by Michael Albert. He had an acting career once; now he's a waiter. But he'd be better described as "the professional faggot" He has all the moves, all the gay jokes, and the corny lines. But it's all a facade; the hints to the real David come from the strange bursts of temper, and his presence and his body language. For all David's eccentricity, Albert forces us to relate to him and to understand his frustration within. In the eyes of Kane, the busboy (Bernard Keamey) David has everything. He had an acting career, he has interesting friends, his father doesn't tell him when he has to be home. He sees a hero, not a failure. Kane hasn't seen enough of the world to recognize the cold humour that masks a broken spirit Kearney plays the "well, almost 18" childish grown-up with such authenticity that through the course of the play his naivete gives way to insight By the end he is almost ready to understand Candy (Kimwun Perehinec) is David's roommate, and his lover once. Before. And now she's a victim of the dating scene; image, working out, staying slim, finding someone who isn't crazy. One prospect is Robert, played by Roger Sumner - his answering machine hints of his past; an estranged wife and child. The other is Jerri (Lesley Dowey). She (yes, she) is solid, understanding but Candy's indecision will hurt her. Perehinec portrays Candy in a constant state of confusion and he Canadian band "The Former Zygc:It.e5' have . again caused controversy in their newest album, which has been banned in three provinces. Titled "Give me something aesthetically pleasing, or give me death" has the Canadian bourgeois society up in arms. "It's a blatant attack on middle class society, and we're not going to stand for it," said Marlyne Maggot from the Society of Middleclass Dignity, a group fighting against middJ.e..class oppression. "These types of lyrics are outrageous and senseless. There's absolutely no need for this type of music," said Maggot When asked about the amount of support for her organization, Maggot replied "Urn ... excuse me, my BMW has to be taken into the shop ... " GINO'S - Mopt a:TUis":" ONLY - - 'i I LARGE I ; PEPPERONI : ; PIZZA : I Reg. $9.08 S4 99 I II Spccial With II ....... ,,. I Coupon PIdI-Up 0IIIr I ._------------_. PIZZA r------------.., I MON. a: TUES. ONLY I SLICE: I ., ....... ,., I I _ PIdI-Up 00IJ I I I I WIth tJae parc:baH of I I I I ODe SHee Uld Pop. I
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'Unidentified Human Remains' would be a challenging play for any theatre company and could be considered ambitious for a university cast. The situations and subject matter require professional and compassionate insight from the actors and they were magnificent For two hours the whole audience became a part of the world they created. Director David Cheoroo must be commended for his skillful interpretation of this play. The fast paced, quickly changing scenes could easily have come across as choppy, but they flowed masterfully. The nudity was effective and not overdone - he found the equilibrium between seeming falsely chaste and trying to sell the play on flesh scenes. As for his challenge to impress upon the audience the wrongness of the violence, I overheard someone say that Remains gave her nightmares for a week. Except for Benita's outrageous lingerie the costuming was subtle and enhanced character. The lighting design worked well - it led the eye smoothly from scene to scene. The eerie soft blue light from the Vom to simulate a 1V in a dark room bears special note. The simplicity of the set allowed for the rapid scene changes. There was the bar, the bed with the four tall pa;ts - good for every thing from hanging a bathrobe to a place to tie down one end of the stockings... And the futon and the coffee table with the telephone and the answering machine. People are still talking about 'Unidentified Human Remains and the True Nature of Love.' We wonder at this reflection of our society, its coldness, its truth. And we think about the ending and consider the friends in our own lives. It is frightening to realize that though you've known someone for a long time you really don't know him at all. Gunfire. Police Sirens. Then the telephone rings and life goes on. Math & Computer Bldg Room 2018 Ext 4636 Mon. - Fri. : 10:00 am - 3:00pm Macintosn l Product Fair Tues. Mar. 2, 1993 M &C 2018 10:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. FEATURING THE NEW ------------- COME IN AND SEE THE AMAZING SPECIALS Authorized Dealer AVA I LAB L E The Apple logo is a Registered Trade Mark of Apple Computer, Inc. MAC and MACINTOSH are Trade Marks of Apple Computer, Inc. The Iron Warrior, Friday, February 26, 1993 Engitainment A 13 Eng-Arts Poetry Contest Valentine's Day & Others We want to say thanks to all the great minds, That picked up a pen, and spewed out some lines. Poems a plenty we did receive, To be quite precise, we got twenty-three! Words from the heart, not always so sweet, Some of you weirdos, I'd be curious to meet!! All entered poems will get "p to the fifth", 'Less you wrote it "ANON", then your class will be miffed. Wish we could print, all that we got, To show to them all, what Engineers are ..... NOT! To break all traditions, and live up to a name, Of a place 0/ relaxation, beer, movies and game (ie. "POETS' if you're dense or maybe just lame!). Thanks again to all entrants, to the winner" congrats". You'Uset some small token and go down in the stats. It you have any grievance, opinion or beef, Or want back your poem on that sheet of looseleaf, Contact us "Artsies" via our box, We'll be pleased to oblige from the bottom of our socks!! (P.S. to you ALL this advice I do send, on the 14th of March come out to TAL-ENG.) - Arts Directors (fLC) 1 st Prize Wi nner Chaque fois que je t'entends Je mesens Every time I hear you I feel Plus proche Closer De ton coeur To your heart Chaque fois que je sens ton coeur Je t'imagine Every time I feel your heart I imagine you Danc;ant Dancing Pres demoi Near me Chaquefois que je te vois dancer Je voudrais Every time I see you dancing I would like Tout laisser To leave everything And to waltz Et valser Chaque fois que je veux tout iaisser Ma conscience Every time I want to I ave everyt Myconsdence Medit Tells me De m'arn?ter To stop Mais chaque fois que je m' arrete Jepense But every time that I stop I think A toi Of you Et je t'entends. And I hear you. -Slawo 3BSystems (original in french) Second Prize Winner An Evening of Romance An evening of romance, a candlelit dinner, But not one too large, for you need to get thinner. And after we've finished, our desert will be sweet. 1 hope it is, anyhow, (I got it down the street). Come to me softly, blow in my ear, Go to the kitchen, and bring me a beer, For the heart you have captured, 0' sweet, precious dear, Is the heart of a beer-bellied, broke Engineer. My love for you is richer than the fine smell of the rose, Or so says 'A' appendix, in Bartlett's Guide to Prose. My love for you is deeper than the rose's shade of red, What say I pick you up at eight, we'll go get trashed at 'Fed? Come to me softly, blow in my ear, Go to the kitchen, and bring me a beer, For the heart you have captured, 0' sweet, precious dear, Is the heart of a beer-bellied, broke Engineer. So won't you please come with me love, and be my Valentine? We'll meet in bars as 'strangers', and I'll feed you cheezy lines. So won't you please come sit with me, beside the cheery fire? I can say sweet nothings, dear, and you can call me 'Liar'. - P. Westergaard, 3B Electrical/Bad Ohmen - W. Plaus, 3A Electrical/Flying Flux A New Day A stillness grips the morning air, Still sleeping in a misty blanket. Glassy waters darkened now, Since the evening sunset. But in the east a subtle presence, Barely noticed at the start, Slowly gains intensity, Begins the beating of the heart. And then the climax reached, And in an instant past, The first rays pierce the mist, Each more intense than the last. New warmth to ease the damp chill, To break the hold of the dying night. And so the blanket rolled back, Brings new images to sight. As the mist is broken, Shards of light cast on the deep blue Of the glassy surface, Shatter into a million hues. Soon these first few coals, Glowing of orange and red, Ignite the new brilliance, A new day, it is said. - John DeBliek 3B Electrical/Bad Ohmen The Little Lady Snow has fallen. The windshields are iced up. A young man walks through the parking lot, And there he sees her. She's slowly cleaning her car, Like a sculptor chisels at a stone. She works carefully on this piece of art. "It'll take her forever," he says. Then he stops to think, "She could use my help." She looks at him with those eyes. The eyes are innocent but filled with fear. Society has painted him as a harasser. Good deeds are not within him. He is but an animal sighting his prey, The little lady in the parking lot. He sadly turns around, And goes about his way. For he knows he's been branded With an image that will never fade. -Ron Khurana 4BMech The Nature of Love Oh lady of the DDuing what pleasure may 1 bring? Gifts of gold and silver or the 8I!l!ds tJbW1 Oh Uidy of the evening what courtesy may I show? trea!.1..ITCS or rorgivcre;.<; or the birds of dawn to sing? r < l>h.,fi drawn by, bow? Oh Lady of the day what gratitude can J bestow? Feelings of wannth and caring -Orin Paddock This is not a Love Poem! This is not a Love Poem! She is wonderful though, She has everything you ever wanted in a friend, But this is NOT a Love Poem! She showed me true friendship, She showed me justice, She showed me how to learn. But this is NOT a Love Poeml Once, while watching T. V. late one night, She fell asleep on my shoulder. It felt very nice. Very nice. I felt warm and needed. But this is NOT a Love Poem! We sometimes walked in the rain, We sometimes' walked in the sunshine, We walked nowhere really. I just enjoyed walking with her. But this is NOT a o ~ e Poem! No! No! Really it isn't[ A Real Love Poem would tell you about her soft hair, Her warm embrace, the contagious smile. It would say stuff about her beautiful eyes Or maybe the touch of her lips against mine. But this is NOT a Love Poem! This Poem is about my special friend, Who has made my life exciting and interesting, It's a Poem about someone who I care very deeply fOT, Someone who has touched my life for eternity. This is NOT a Love Poem! -Tyron D'Souza 2A Systems Design A 14 The Iron Warrior, Friday, February 26,1993 So You Want A Job ... Woody IW Staff W eli, I imagine it's a little late for some of you, but if you think you might end up in second rounds, I can help. The most important thing to realize is that the reason you don't have a job has nothing to do with your abilities. TIle only reason you don't have a job is because you haven't read my simple yet effective guide to finding a job. So here itis: The first question you should be able to answer is: Where should I look for a job? The answer to this question is your local newspaper. Yes, every day, hundreds of employers pay lots of money to advertise positions in the classified ad section, apparently oblivious to the fact that nobody ever reads them! So tum to the help wanted section now and locate all the ads that look promising. The best way to do this is by counting adjectives. This is illustrated in the two sample ads shown: WELDER WANTED - To weld together certain pieces of metal. ADMINlSTRA TlVE ASSISTANT - Young-thinking, fast-moving, forward- looking, ernerging-growth company with dynamic, attractive plastic plant-filled lobby feat uri ng modernis tic, incomp rehensible sculpture and old, heavily thumbed issues of Hog Trader Weekly seeks eager, ambitious, personable, aggressive, can-do, confident, hard-driving, highly motivated self- starter to clean office coffee-related implements. The idea being that if the company will throw hundreds of dollars out the door to pay for such an ad, they will hire a poor sap such as yourself in a second! The next thing you need to do is write a resume. Now your resume is more than just a sheet of expensive paper. It is an expensive sheet of paper with lies written all over it. In many cases, an impressive resume can mean the difference between not getting a job and not even coming close. Now a lot of people make the common mistake of mailing their resume to the personnel department of a company. What they don't seem to realize is that the last thing the personnel department needs is another employee making more work for them. The common response you can expect from personnel is as follows: A L if e In W hen I got up out of bed it was dark outside. I took off my pajamas, and as I stood in the centre of the room, some items of clothing leapt out of the hamper in the comer and into my hard I put tren on There was a minty taste in my mouth, which was strange, I didn't rem?lllber eating anything. I walked to the 00thr00m. turning 00 lights as I went Grnbbing my tooIhbtu;h. I turned on the water. Then I l.eanOO over the sink while a while foom ro;e out d the drain to swirl in the nmning water at the bottom of the sink 1re foom rol1fded togetre-am jumptrl SlXidenly into my open lIUlth. I cla;ed my llUlth and put my toothbrush into it As I brushed, the minty taste left my lIUlth. As soon as I took the toothbrush out of my mouth I knew where the mint had gone: there was bright green blob of too paste on the bristles. I grabbed a tube of that suckrl up the blob as I relaxed my grip around the tube.Retuming to my room, I sat at my desk and pulled some books from my knaf60Ck Once they were spread across my desk, I grabbed a peocil from the drawer am started to exase the writing in my notebook Starting with the final line of the solution and working from right to left. the point of the peocil Jmsed quickly over the lines of each letter, making them disappear without leaving even an indentation in the paper. OcaIsionally, after I'd rer:rovOO a number, r d look up from my paper at my ca1ru1atcr to see the number 1'd just erase;:i on the display. Sometimes I would have to push quite a few buttons until the calru1ator showOO. zero. Then I could get back to erasing letters from the page. When the }AIgES were blank, I piled tren on the desk. By now it was light out. 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(416) 687 3414 (416) 57302441 (1104) 521- n T3 Dear Mr. Blah, We would like to express our sincere thanks for sending us your resume. What a surprise it was. ' 'Look at this!", the mail person cried as we all gathered around. "Ed Blah has been so kind as to send us his resume!" There was much rejoicing as we danced long into the night. Sadly, however, we do not expect to have any positions available until approximately the end of time. Rest assured that your resume will be kept on file, and will not be disturbed save for occasional dusting .. Sincerely, The Personnel Department So now y ou are wondering: "Gee Woody, what should I do with my resume?". You should burn it now. Nobody ever reads resumes anymore. The only reason I told you to write one is because I like tradition. The best way to get yourself an interview is to write a letter to a vice-president. It really doesn't matter which one, as they all do the same job. They also all do the same thing with their mail, which is to write the name of a subordinate in the top-right corner The through my wet hair. changed into my bathrobe and pickrl up a towel which was also wet. I walked to the bathroom and stood in front of the bathhlb. Rubbing myself with the towel which dried as I used it, I wac; soon rovered in water droplets. Then I stepped into the shower am turred the faucet The water started to flow, and lather <arne up rut of the drain to cover me. Using a bar of soap, I quickly collected the lather. When I was alrnoot dry I turned off the fa\.la!t just as the last drop> of water were sucked up into the srower. On stepping out of the shower, I felt hot am sweaty. Leaving the 00thr00m. I put on my pgging shoes, shorts, and a t4irt,. and left the house. After jogging, the hot and sweaty feeling was gone, am I changed. ,out of my shorts am Pulling fds am pans from the dish rack, I dirtiOO them in the dish water am put tren beside the sink I opened the kitchen garhlge and soaped a knife acroo; my plate. As if attracted by the knife, several chicken bones flew up out of the garmge to land on the plate. I put the plate on the table, and sat down for dinner. The meal carne up in mouthfuls, which I chewed vigorously. As I chewed, I mu1d feel the peas am carroIs taking shape in my lIUlth. When the vegetables were fully formed, I put the fork into my lllOllIh, slabbed them. am pulled Item out WIth each forl<ful that I pulled from my mouth, my dinner began to acx:umulale on the plate. Using the knife and fed<, I attadlej the pi6Es d chickm that I puIIej from my mruth to the bones en my plate, covering them over with meat. Once the plate was full, I stood. up and SCIq'ed the vegetables from my plate into a 1:ig pot, cbawingSOOle lriling wale" up out d the sink. Shortly after I put the pot on the stove, the water stopped boiling, and when the chicken came out of the oven twenty followed by a question mark, like this: "Ed?" They do this by reflex then toss the mail into their "OUf" basket. Hopefully your letter will get to several vice- presidents so nobody will d are throw your letter away. Eventually somebody is bound to call you for an interview. The following letter is almost guaranteed to get you a phone call. Hey- So the priest says to the rabbi "But how do you get the condom to fit over the entire snake?" Ha hal get it? How about those Jays? I don't know about you, but I say we knock off early today. Take it easy, Ed ''The Edmeister" Edwards The main reason they will call you is to find out the rest of the snake joke. So make it funny. Well, I guess next issue I'll have to tell you how to prepare for all the interviews you'll be getting and how to behave in them. Youcan'tmiss! Take it easy, Woody "The Woodster" Wood Day minutes later, it looked quite raw. So I put everything back into the fridge, after dirtying the carrots a little in the sink using dirt that swirled up out of the drain. With a deft flick on the end of the lace, I tie:i my shoes and headed for campus. All the lectures were similar: I'd sit with a notebook in front of me and use a pen. to erase the woros and equations, just as r d done the night with my pencil. Chalk in hand, the professor erased words from the blackboard as he spoke. He was erasing the vay same words I was erasing from my book Occasionally, he'd rub the boord using a chalk bru.sh. and it would fill with new words to erase. During Thamo, I filled a can full of Coke, which I spit up in gulps as I raised the can to my lips. When the can was full, I grabbed the metal tab and laid it flat on the top of the am. This sealed the Ci:U\ making a !tfffffP sound. Before the next dN;1 I went to the C&D, where the cashier gave me some money for my Coke, which I put in the fridge Just before going home, I took a some of pages from my notebook and put them in the tray of the photocopier. 1re machine swallowed them, am dispensed a rouple of dimes in exchange Then I waited in the line next to the photocopier for a while, until I reached the end of the line. Onre I got home, I sat down in front of my romputer. 1h:!re was a rolumn on the screen that fd written for the Iron Warnor. The column was all about a typical day here at UW, except that everything was happening brl<wank As I read the crlumn, I tlnJght about row llll.1dl it reminded d a really good book r d read last wOO< term,. called "HIre'S ArnM' by MartinAmis. Wlih a sigh. I began to type, eoch keystroke erasing a JetEr ... The Iron Warrior, Friday, February 26, 1993 A 15 The Sandford Fleming Foundation Waterloo Campus Activity 4306 Carl Pollock Hall, University of Waterioo, Waterioo, Ontario, N2L 3G1 (519) 888-4008 TECHNICAL SPEAKER COMPETITION The Technical Speaker Competition for W93 took place on February 11. Jagdeep 8achher, Mechanical Engineering, placed first. Other competitors were Robert Wu, Electrical Engineering; Jeff DiBattista, Civil Engineering; Anita Moorthy, Computer Engineering; Matt Manual, Systems Design Engineering; Hedy Mosaad, Chemical Engineering. Mami McVicar, Raytheon Canada; AI McGowan, Enermodal Engineering; Charles Vanoverbeke, Paragon Engineering adjudicated the contest. George Davidson, Mechanical Engineering co-ordinated the competition. Coming soon: The Sandford Fleming Debates quarter finals: March 8 & 9 in E2 3324 (11 :30 - 1 :00), semi finals: March 10 in E2 3324 (11 :30 - 1 :00) and the finals: March 12 in POETS (12:00). Watch for them! Jan Huissoon, Mechanical Engineering is the Faculty Co-ordinator. TRAVEL GRANT RECIPIENTS - W'93 Civil Engineering Concrete Toboggan T earn. ONTARIO ENGINEERING COMPETITION 93 This years OEC will be held the weekend of February 26-27 at the University of Toronto. The competition highlights Entrepreneurial and Corporate Design, Explanatory and Editorial Communication and Extemporaneous Debates (of which SFF is a major patron). Todd Malloy 2A Mech Got I t may not be obvious just yet, but the Society of Automotive Engineers / Canadian Society for Mechanical Engineers / American Society for Mechanical Engineers Student Chapter has been hard at work since early January. The purpooe of this article is to shed some light on exactly what we have been doing. Let's start with January. P I a n s the UW students that we were able to contact in early December were able to register before the tour filled up. At 18 students, Waterloo was well represented amongst the other universities. Those people who missed out on the Chrysler tour should not be disappointed. By the time you read this, 48 tickets are being sold (outside Poets) for a tour of Honda's Alliston Assembly Plant Honda employs two people strictly for providing plant tours, so kudos to them. Just so you know what we'll be seeing, this is the plant where the sleek new Civics are for March? the moot: exciting month of all. The Honda tour promises to be exciting, and that same week is the SAE International Congress and Exposition in Detroit. This is an excellent opportunity to meet people in the automotive industry and to scope out the competition for the Formula and Baja events (most US schools display their cars). March 11 is the ASME student's night hosted by McMaster, which includes dinner and a presentation on the first mechanical flapping wing airplane. This promises to be entertaining and the cost is a reasonable $10.00. A week later ASME is hosting a dinner and tour of NCR right here in Waterloo. That same day we will have a lunch hour presentation on cold climate testing for the automotive industry. We are also still planning a presentation on Lincoln's new Mark vm luxury speedster although a date hasn't been finalized. Watch your e-mail in the next few weeks for further details on all of these activities or send us at SAEBMEOiANICAL In conclusion you can see that membership has its privileges. Cruysler Canada was kind enough to sponsor this year's annual SAE Student's night held Thursday, January 21. The night included a brief semin on job hunting, a dinner and presentation (advert?) from Chrysler, and a tour of their Bramalea Assembly Plant where the new 'LH' series sedans are built. This was certainly the highlight of the evening. In particular, walking along the catwalk a few stories above the stamping plant is an experience permanently etched in my memory. The level of automation in this plant is mind boggling and there's hardly a human to be seen! It is unfortunate, but not surprising, that there was a fifty student limit for the tour on a first come, first serve basis. This being the case, only built This plant also hires co-op students... \ling aw . y time, I can honestly say that the annual Toronto International Auto Show is first rate, indeed probably the best in North America. Where else can you see all the latest production cars, concept cars, race cars, and some fantastic older stuff including LeMans winning Ferraris worth more money than I can fathom? The $10.00 admission price is certainly reasonable, but we were lucky enough to get that cut in half for those twenty students who attended on Saturday, the 20th of February. 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Football is played on every inhabited continent in the world and in every virtually every country. Most countries also have a national football team. The reason for it's popularity is Simple, at it's most basic level it is a very simple game. All you need to play is a ball and some open space. The object of the game is also Simple, put the ball in your opponents net more times than your opponent puts the ball in your net without using your arm. The popularity of football can be witnessed every four years at the World Cup. The only sporting event that can rival the World Cup in audience is the Olympics, and the Olympics are a amalgamation of many different sports. It was eStimated that over 5 billion people watched the last World Cup in Italy. The Colin Young IW Staff BIC PENS I don't know. Ask Scott. It was his idea anyway. Something about the holes in the next World Cup will be played in the USA in 19:)4, with the opening game to be played on June 17 in Chicago and the final to be played at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena on July 17. No other sport generates the kind of excitement and passion that football does where countries live and die by the performance of their national teams. Unfortunately, in North American football has never enjoyed the popularity that other professional sports teams have, even though football is the most popular amateur and recreational sport. In Canada, more children play football than hockey. A multitude of professional football leagues have failed, including the NASL, MISL, and the CSL. The first attempt at a professional football team occurred in the early 1970's with the North American Soccer League (NASL). The first few years it enjoyed enormous popularity, due in large part to the import of veteran soccer superstars from the rest of the world such as Pele from Brazil and Franz Beckenbauer from Germany. Unfortunately, the NASL failed and no other league has enjoyed as much success since. This year a new league has been created with the hope of building up excitement and anticipation for the World Cup next year. To see some good football action watch Soccer Saturday on TSN at 10:00 am every Saturday, or just go out and play the game. body. Maybe he's concerned that the heat from his body won't be vented properly, and the resulting pressure rise will cause the pen to explode. I'm sure the engineers at Bic took all that into account. Doesn't Scott have anything better to occupy his mind with? I mean really, holes in Bic pens, come on. No DISK SPACE!? We now have access to the Libra labs. Great now I can work on the Mac version of Maple, or Claris CAD. I'd better save my file. Great No disk space. I must have a floppy somewhere. OK I'll just mail it to my Watstar account, it can't be that difficult Well, it will only take half an hour to recreate this. Boxscores 'Hash' Rizvi IW Staff T he Hammer & Screw ice hockey team has startOO the season with 3 wins and no losses. Unfortunately, their ball hockey and basketball teams have started their seasons with no wins and 3 losses. The Civerly Damaged indoor soccer team has gone undefeated so far this season. This is the same team that won the Spring 92 Division B soccer title. 'Ya-Wreck' Niedbala has fully recovered from what seemed to be a serious back injury at the Engineering Volleyball Tournament To have your team's scores included in the IW drop them off in the IW office or E- mail them to HR1ZVI@MECHANICAL The Engineering Brier 'Hash' Rizvi IW Staff T he great tradition of Canadian curling continues, as witnessed on February 6 at the Granite Club in Kitchener. A nail biting finale between the two top teams determined the overall wilmer. The tournament structure was a restricted round robin, where the wilmer was the team with the highest aggregate point total at the end of the tournament. Each team received a 1/4 point for each point plus 1 point for each end. The winning team in every game received an additional 10 points. Each game consisted of6ends. The six teams that participated in the tournament were Sydestic, X-Civ, CCCP, Indecent Mechsposure, Stressed, and Team Robert (Math team). Unfortunately, six teams dropped out of the brier at the last minute. The deciding game was the in the third rolU\d between X-Civ (3B Gvil) and Stressed (2A Gvil). Both teams were 2-0 going into the game, but X-Civ had 33 1/2 points to Stressed' 30 1/4 points. The winner of this game would be the champion, but the loser would not necessarily come in second place, therefore scoring points would be crucial. The game was close through five ends, but Stressed always had the upper hand. By the end of the fifth end it became obvious that X-Civ would need an extraordinary end to win the match and championship. However, the miracle never appeared and Stressed won the match, the title, and five cases of beer. All that remained was to decide who would come in second Two teams had a 2-1 record, X-Civ and Indecent Mechsposure, but X-Civ came out ahead by 21/2 points. Congratulations to the winning team of Chris Mundy, Steve Miller, Brad Spiewak. and Greg Carli from Stressed. In addition, honourable mention goes out to all teams that competed in the tournament, to the tournament organizers, and the Granite Cub. I The Iron Warrior, Friday, February 26,1993 Announcements A 17 Engineering Development Pr,ogram Poets Patron of the Week T ransport Canada is offering a new program to graduated engineers in Electrical Engineering. The Engineering Development Program (ENGDEV) is a 3 year program which will allow new engineers to gain training and experience in the Technical Services Branch, Air Navigation System in Transport Canada. 1his recently created program is divided up into two categories: FOlma! training, and on the job training. Three different job assignments will be offered during the ENGDEV program. At least one of the assignments will be at Transport Canada headquarters in Ottawa, while another will involve working on site at a regional office in Montreal, Toronto, Winnipeg, Edmonton, or ViU1couver. On the job, training may include the projects in: Systems Engineering Communications Air Navigation Systems Radar and Automation Telecommunications Facilities Quality Assurance Engineering Recycling Jackie Dragert Recycling Director U nfortunately, there are some engineers who do not read the Iron Warnor. Hence, for those of you who haven't read the first issue of the Iron Wanior, the recycling guide-lines are again: The blue boxes are for P.E.T.'s, unbroken glass oontainers and metal cans. 00 NaT USE THE BLUE BOXES AS GARBAGE CANS OR FOR THE RECYCLING OF NEWSPAPER, OIHERPAPER AND CARDBOARD. That means no napkins or muffin wrappers. All non crumpled white paper can be recycled in the white boxes only. These are white boxes located in the oomputer rooms and by the photocopiers. COmlgated cardboard such as pizza boxes Some of the projects already being developed are: Radar Modernization Project (RAMP) Canadian Automated Air Traffic System (CAATS) Microwave Landing System Project (MI.SP) Flight Information Services Automation (FISA) Systems Engineering Integration Project (SEIP) FoImal training includes familiarity of the Technical Services Branch organization, general management courses, and a range of technical courses to aid in learning the technical skills needed for the specialized air navigation systems used in Canada Anyone interested in this program should oontact Transport Canada. What's the maHer? Can't you hold three pitchers at once? the Snow Tourney! Movie Night Thursday March 4, POETS, >l1pm Man:h3,4,5 Outside E2-1302 PLACE TO SUBLET? When: Sunday Feb 28 ll:OOam Where :Columbia lcefield FREE! - RoadHouse - BloodSport -Highlander All proceeds go to Anselma House (shelter and oounselling FREE Classifteds for Engineers in the can be left beside the blue boxes for Newsprint - large blue bin betw n recycling. Also, there is a corrugated POETS and the C&D in CPH, plus the cardboard blue bin in CPH outside of the small blue bin between E2 and F3 C&D. Alkaline Batteries - small box in the Please leave on lids of containers and orifice by Cheryl's desk empty your oontainers whenever possible. Items that can be recycled, reused or Please have a little consideration for those disposed. of only off campus are: who are voluntarily taking the time to sort Egg cartons - the Dutch Boy shop at your oontainers for pick-up. An open, but Northfield Or. and WeberSt in Waterloo full pop can makes quite a mess. And not Plastic Grocery Bags - Zehrs grocery all of the recycling bins have solid bottoms. stores anywhere in the twin cities Liquid sometimes leaks onto floors and Glossy Paper and Boxboard - the carpets. On occasion, this has even caused Caroline St. recycling depot located at the problems with cockroaches. corner of Caroline and Alexander (newspaper, cans and glass may also be Other items that can be recycled on recycled at this depot) campus are: Large Appliances, Furniture, Mattresses, , Tires - pick up on annual pring t.vgc item rubbish coIl tion day (date will b announced in the local papers) r donate to Goodwill, Salvation Anny, St. Yin nt de Paul A great big TI-IANK YOU! goes out to all the class-reps who have been helping out, even despite midtenns. RECYCUNG TIP OF1HE WEEK (WeU, it's more of a disposal tip.) Hazardous Household Waste sucl' as used oil, empty oil contruners, old paints, empty paint cans, and solvents may be disposed of at the Waterloo Landfill, located on Erb St. West on the way to St Agatha, on the last saturday of each month. Waterloo Engineers' US PUSH Saturday, March 13, 1993 for the Big Sisters of KitchenerlWaterloo A 18 Opinion The Iron Warrior, Friday, February 26, 1993 Engitorials Co-operative Follies O nce again, the rant and rave of the day must be directed towards the Department of Co-operative Education. All I can say is, thank omnipotent bein&5 (Q) that this is my last workterm approaching and after this, Co- op's ability to screw up my life will be diminished The first time I was compromised by Co-op was between 2B and 3A. I didn't receive a job through first rounds and when I looked at the packages they were sending out for second rounds I realized that they were using my 1B transcripts! Hmm, no wonder interviews weren't forthcoming. Employers probably thought I was a pathological liar. Upon confronting Co-op, the situation was greeted with a, "Oh, that must be a problem with the Registrars Office. Sorry." Thanks a whole lot. Now it's my second shot at the can, and thank the tool that I was cynical and lucky enough to catch Co-ops goof. On February 16, I received a phone call from Ken Riepert, asking me why I hadn't booked my interview yet 1his led me to ask, . why I never saw it posted on interview lists. I was tempted to tell myself that I had just missed it and was I ever lucky that Ken was considerate enough to give me a phone call Then, I stopped in my tracks. I thought of a friend, Smurphy, and the ordeals he had a couple terms past. I said: "Naw, that couldn't be happening to me. Co-op wouldn't pull a screw up like that again!" But that nagging feeling hung around, so I picked up the phone and prepared to set my conscious to rest "Scott Chandler?" "Yes, that's C-H-A-N-D-L-E-R, and my ID number is 89118878." "Did you withdraw from interviews?", I was asked in such an innocent, yet coy tone of voice. "Uh, I don't think so." I said Firmly. "Well then, you must have withdrawn from interviews and then re-entered." She said ever so smugly. "Sorry, wrong again." I was perturbed. "Could you please tell me how many other interviews I've missed?" Well it turns out that I only missed one other interview. The rest of the jobs that went by actually didn't want to talk to me. But the best part is yet to come. I travelled to the back dungeons of Needles Hall to talk to the scheduling manager Cathy Dettwei1er. At this point, it must be said that Cathy was helpful and honestly sorry for the mistake. I asked how this might have happened. The response was that it seems the new computer system is screwing up. (Look forward to an in depth look at the new Co- op computer system in an upcoming Mid-terms, Co-op, the World and Everything W hen last we left our faithful editor, he was nearing a nervous breakdown trying to prepare for the deleterious fate that awaited him. Three weeks later, he finds himself facing a task no less odious. Let us rejoin him and discover what conundrum he now ponders. It's been one HElL of a three weeks. No thanks to the Mechanical Engineering Department's heinous idea that having every mid-term in one week is actually good for students, I may finally have realized my life long dream of passing all my mid-terms. Of course, it all hinges on a particular Numerical Methods examination but no matter what happens I will still be impressed with the way things went I think that after nearly three years at this university, I have finally learned how to study. It come to my attention that this is a problem that moot engineering students share. If you were like me, high school came pretty easily. You didn't really have to work too hard and you got really good marks. Classes moved slowly due to the dimmer students teetering on the brink of Ad vanced and General streams and homework was virtually I\01'\-eXistenl You heard stories about how difficult Engineering was but you were ready for it After all, how much harder could it be than high school? Enter 0iEM 102. The first thing I had ever failed in my entire life was that rnid- term. I went on to breeze through the course with a heavily belled 52 Of course, that wasn't the only mid-term I screwed up in lA but it was the one that hurt the m<a Through the years, there has always been at least one subject that scares the shit out of me when I open up that transcript about a month after finals. Whether it's Electricity, Calculus or Thermodynamics the feeling is always the same. Did I pass? Do I get to return? I'm sure that this scenario sounds familiar to a few of you out there. My question is this: "Does high school really prepare us for university?" I know that if I had the chance, I would gladly go back to my alma mater and change the way that all science and math related subjects are taught I think that the training which ma;t students receive in high school is dismally poor. Wouldn't it be nice if the Ministry of Education re-evaluated a system that run practically unchanged for more than half a century? Tunes have changed and I think that the school system should change along with them. Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying that high school is to blame for all the problems that rm having. I just think that with a few modifications, students would come to university with the necessary tools to succeed instead of using moot of their time trying to learn how to study. I've heard rumours that some Municipalities are considering de- streaming schools and throwing Advanced, General and Basic level issue.) She cra;sed my name off a long list, mumbled something about this happening to over fifty people and that there were probably many more that they didn't know about. When I consider the odds of me not finding out about the problem, I'm astounded. If I hadn't applied to a job that required me to book an interview. If they hadn't wanted to interview me. If they hadn't taken the time to call me to make sure everything was O.K It makes me think of com. There seems to be no accountability for Co-op when we, their clients, get screwed. We pay them money to connect us with prospective employers. It seems to me that most headhunters get paid by the companies they find employees for, not students into the same pile. It may be more SOcially acceptable to eliminate segregation based on scholastic ability from schools but who does it benefit? 1his is the kind of forward thinking that will keep people with a real affinity for more advanced topics from reaching their full potential Finally, co-op time is here once again and it seem; that everyone but me a reason to complain (eg. Scott's Ed.). As much as I would love to bitch about the system, I really have no problems with it. The staff at Needle's Hall managed to provide me with everything they've promised. They haven't lost any of my resumes. They haven't withdrawn my name from co-op. I've even had some interviews this term. I just thought that they might like to hear about something they did right for a change. I just wish that the other way around. Co-op has a headhunting monopoly here that maybe they shouldn't. And don't just say that other headhunters aren't interested in us students. I got a phone call from one just a couple of days ago. Mark my words Co- op, mend your ways. Well, as they say, all things come in three's, and Grad Ads are just around the comer. they would do something about the slot that we have to drop our application forms into. Is it just me or does anyone else feel a strong breeze coming out of that slot? One of my application forms actually blew right back out at me. What's on the other side of that wall anyway? I've heard rumows of a paper shredder but I digress. I'd like to close this rant by wishing everyone good luck with their interviews this term. Just remember to look 'em straight in the eye and tell the best lie you can think of. See ya! The Iron Warrior, Friday, February 26,1993 Rhetoric and Technology A 19 DearIW, I am writing in response to Carlos Bazzarella's letter regarding my "pathetic" article about AutoCad and C. First I would like to point out that not once in the article did I claim that teaching a computer language to all engineers would make them good "programmers". The fact is that in the normal course of work, it is not uncommon to be required to design simple programs. I am not talking about complex operating systems or creating a new word processor. To use an example from current course curriculum, a numerical model of a bouncing ball, is a relatively simple program, that would take hours of work to simply change one parameter. Implementing this on a computer enables one to experiment more easily with different parameters, and perhaps gain some unique insight into the problem. A graphical display not only makes the results easier to interpret, but they are easier to explain to non-technical people. While a bouncing ball is perhaps not the most practical example, I think it is obvious that if a complex process can be simulated on a computer, the time freed up in later analysis of the system can be better spent on other tasks. In any case, even if a non-proficient programmer is not going to program the solution, they had better have some idea of what is happening in the programming process. In any case, I did point out in the original article that the first year FORTRAN course does not teach programming. The only reason I list any computer languages on my resume is because I have been programming computers since I first owned a VIC-20. I may not be able to produce the tightest and most efficient code, but I can get the job done in a fairly organized manner. My whole point was that we should be learning the tools that would make it easier for us to apply our knowledge in a creative manner. It's very diffirult to be creative if you have a full day of algebraic manipulations staring back at you. I did not intend to suggest that we could do away with professional computer programmers. We could no more live without software engineers than they could live without any of the other types of engineers. Colin Young IWStaff DearIW, ON DUST COVERS FOR HARD COVER BOOKS This gets deeply ponderous very quickly, those in the mood for comics and beer read no further! I am known by a lot of people as an obnoxious, loud, arrogant person What they may not know, is that this is by choice. What they may also not know is that I am far from alone. However, an obnoxious club is not what this article is really about, so I ramble. What this is about is not knowing who your friends are until push comes to shove. Being a somewhat unapproachable person, I figured that I was better off alone, and liked it. No commitment, no pain, no problems. Then, my life took a wrong tum and drove off a cliff. Much to my swprise there were a lot of people there to catch me at the bottom. People I would never have guessed to be such loyal friends, or (god forbid they should be un-maclio e senslffve 0 my difficulties. The biggest swprise of all was that the most helpful, the most compassionate people, were the ones most likely to be seen by everybody else as being even more obnoxious and loud than myself. Those with the toughest exteriOIS tend to be the ones with the softest interiors. They get the hard unapproachable exterior by having the soft part jabbed a couple hundred times too many. So to those of you all-round together people, who generally avoid us; go on avoiding us (we feel safer that way), but don't for an instant dismiss our ability to be true and loyal friends. Some of us may beworth the effort to get to know. The Wench With The Wrench
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Instltullon Dealer IBM is a registered trade-mark and Personal Systems!' and ThinkPad and PSNaluePoint are trade-marks of International Business Machines Corporation. (C) Copyright IBM Canada Ltd. 1990 Copyright Laws Ralph Hofllch IWStaff C opyright laws are something that all engineers wi1l, in some way, be exposed to during and after their education I picked up a document which helps to clarify some of the ambiguities I had with copyright laws. It was written by Jordan Breslow, an attorney practicing copyright law and computer law. I'll try to paraphrase what Breslow wrote. Copyright comprises five exclusive rights. They are: 1. the exclusive right to make copies 2. the exclusive right to distribute copies to the public 3. the exclusive right to prepare derivative works 4. the exclusive right to perform work in public 5. the exclusive right to display the work in public Let's say you have purchased a copyrighted computer program. By loading it into memory you have essentially made a copy of that program - a violation of the first copyright claim. There is, however a loophole. The Software Act of 1980 claimed that it was allowable to make a copy if the copy "is created as an essential step in the utilization of the computer program," The owner of the disk can also make backup copies, provided that it "is for archival purposes only." The owner can also give the original or backup to a friend, or sell it to him, or lend it to him" long as h<> doesn't retain a copy of the program. This would be an infringem nt of the second copyright claim. The copyright holder only has rights to the first sal of a copy. Resales are not considered in copyright laws. Preparing derivative works, that is, altering the program and the selling it under a new name, is also prohibiled. You cannot alter th program code unless it "is created as an essential step in the utilization of the computer program in conjunction with a machine," For example giving your program SVGA support for your own computer would not be an infringement. Claims 4 and 5 were established mostly for plays and such, although it could have relevance with romputer software. Copyrights are created as soon as you've finished a copy of your program. Everything created by you is copyrighted by you. Copyrights can be lost in two ways: if your program was written while employed, or if you sell or assign your copyright If you write the program while at work, the copyright belongs to the employer. Everyone's seen the copyright notice. It's the c with a circle around it , the word Copyright or the abbreviation Copr. The c with a circle around it is preferred because it is recognized around the world, and these countries have agreed to recognize and uphold copyrights. To claim a copyright, place a copyright statement with your name, somewhere, where it can be seen by a user. ..
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