THE VOICE OF MONTANA STATE UNIVERSITY BILLINGS

October 9th, 2013

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LIKE A HIKE: POMPEYS PILLAR

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WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO?

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he rolling plains, the towering mountains, the lush forests the fact that we are blessed with the great outdoors is pretty obvious no matter what corner of Montana you look at. However, our rich history, which is just as abundant as our wilderness, is not quite as obvious. That doesnt mean you cant hunt it down! Thirty miles outside of Billings, a mere half hour drive, stand Pompeys Pillar, a very solid example of our states vast history while also getting a chance to stretch your legs. Certainly anyone who has grown up in Montana or lived here for an extended time has learned the history of the Lewis

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and Clark expedition. By 1805 the Corps of Discovery had made it to our great state with their interpreter Sacagawea and her young son, Pomp. Well, in all reality the baby was actually named Jean Baptiste Charbonneau, but with a name like that, youd want Pomp too!

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hroughout years of schooling, students adhere to the rules and regulations handed down by the administration, faculty and staff and their individual elementary, middle, and high schools. Students at these levels do not often have much say in how they are educated, rules are generally decided by the school district and the parents within the district. Many students continue in this passive role once they reach the university level as can be interpreted

by the 5.6% voter turnout in Septembers student government elections. A majority of students are unaware of the democratic foundations of their academics and student life on campus, and are unaware that they have the right to make their voices heard. Low participation

at the university level leads to low participation of students at the community, state, and national levels as they are not learning to apply democratic understandings.

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By ASHLEE TWIFORD culture@msubretort.org he thrifted-looking couches and pallet background of the garage-theaters stage served as a surprisingly warm welcome for Sacrifice Cliff Theatre Companys debut of their new program "Dig". Patrick Wilson, who co-founded Sacrifice Cliff Theatre Company with partner Shad Scott, describes their brand as communal gardening for performers, where work and artists are being cultivated right in front of you. The companys latest project,

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THE HONORED PIANIST EMILY WALKER

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CAMPUS COFFEE PRODUCT OR PERSONALITY?

By ASHLEE TWIFORD culture@msubretort.org mily Walker, a first year student pursuing a degree in music, had a calm way of speaking when she talked about her recent success in the Montana Association of Symphonic Orchestras Competition. Her demeanor contrasted with the piece she played. "Saint Seans Piano Concerto in G Minor", is filled with boisterous musical crashes nestled into more flitting melodies. Still, she picked it because she loves how flashy it is.

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Walker and her mentor Dorothea Cromley started preparing a year and a half ago when she began to study the concerto. The MASO competition occurs every two years and consists of two parts.

CAMPUS COFFEE FIX STUDENT POLL C ZOMBIEWALK

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affeine drinkers junkies and novices alike across the MSU Billings campus are experiencing a different realm of flavors this fall. Over the summer the transition was made from City Brew coffee to Starbucks coffee on the MSU Billings Main Campus.

Whisler are not new to the Bistro. Their friendly personalities certainly are not hurting business, but they too recognize the increase in business

since the change in product came about. It seems like people are really enjoying it, commented Sather.

Dig, brought performance poet Dave Caserio onto the creative center stage. The essence of "Dig", as Wilson describes it, is hearing from artists that are already established like eavesdropping on a wine-soaked conversation about art and life. Wilson picked Caserio to launch the program because,

Dave will do anything. As a popular local performance poet, Caserio has watched the Billings art scene change. When Wilson approached him to participate in "Dig", he was eager to start the conversation.

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The adjustment is most notable in Stingers Bistro in the Student Union Building. Sodexo has experienced an increase in coffee sales since the transition. While some ask is it personality or product that has increased business? Sodexo employees Kelly Sather and Kelsie

very year for the past seven years Downtown Billings has been invaded by vicious zombies who want to eat your brains, or at least pretend to eat your brains. These zombies are comprised of Billings

citizens of all ages and backgrounds, nobody is excluded from their creeping plague and many are more than willing to convert the unprepared to join their masses. Thats right, its time for the zombie walk again!

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By MSU BILLINGS NEWS SERVICES ontana State University Billings has started the 2013-14 academic year with just under 5,000 students. This is the first year in the past five where MSU Billings enrollment has dipped below 5,000 students. With the slight decline MSU Billings still holds strong as the third largest institution in Montana. At its official, 15th class-day count, MSU Billings enrollment is at 4,969 students. Of that enrollment, 3,661 students are enrolled at the university campus serving four-year and graduate programs and 1,308 students are enrolled in programs at the City College campus. Year-to-year, the overall enrollment is about 2 percent lower at the university campus and City College campus. However, the institutions retention rate from fall 2012 to fall 2013 has increased by 3%. First-time fulltime freshman on the University campus were retained at nearly 60 percent, up 4 percent from 2012.

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MONTANA STATE UNIVERSITY BILLINGS ENROLLMENT NEAR 5,000 STUDENTS

We have done a phenomenal job retaining the students attending MSU Billings, commented Chancellor Rolf Groseth. In the face of declining high school enrollment in Montana and a strong economy in Eastern Montana we have continued to show the value of higher education. MSU Billings continues to have an affinity amongst Native American students, Hispanic students, and International students. Native American students being educated at MSU Billings in 2013 has increased by 5 percent while Hispanic students have increased 2 percent when compared to a year ago. International Students attending the institution have increased nearly fivefold from 33 in 2009 to 153 this year. Overall, more Montana students have found MSU Billings a great place to live while they are taking classes. Between 2009 and 2013, the number of students living in the residence halls has increased by 7 percent. In an address to faculty and staff, MSU Billings Chancellor Rolf Groseth said the university had planned for decreased enrollment this year, mostly because of declining overall high school enrollment in Montana coupled with another record graduating class of nearly 1,000 students last spring. The chancellor said the university will continue to work on strategic plans to respond to local, regional and statewide workforce needs and to help students move through their academic programs in an efficient and affordable manner. Other enrollment information shows: Of the total number of students, almost 42 percent are 25 or older. The largest percentage of students (36.9 percent) is between the ages of 18 and 21. The majority of MSU Billings students come from the surrounding counties. Most (52 percent) are from Yellowstone County and another 34.3 percent are from other Montana counties. The average age of undergraduate students at the

four-year university campus is 25.2 and at the City College is 25.3. Most of the students are studying on a full-time basis. Of the total headcount enrollment, 67.9 percent are full-time students. The majority of students continue to be women (62.1 percent). However, males at City College taking full-time class loads eclipse females by 100 students. American Indian students

make up 6 percent of the student body at MSU Billings while Hispanic students comprise about 4 percent. Begun in 1927 as a teachers college, MSU Billings has become a comprehensive regional urban university with about 100 academic programs in areas of Arts and Sciences, Allied Health Professions, Business, Education and Technology. In addition, students can choose from more than 200 classes offered in 21 online programs.

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ationally, college students are less active than individuals in slightly older age brackets. Between 1972 and 2000, participation of individuals aged eighteen to twenty-four at the national level decreased from 55%, to 42%. Looking to more local statistics, MSU Bozeman recently released campus election turnout statistics. The fall 2011 election brought 12.7% of students to the polls, which was considered a low-turnout election. The previous spring elections had resulted in a 21.5% turnout. At MSU Billings, average voter turnout is considerably lower. Since 2000, voter turnout has never been higher than 15%, and during that election there was a tie for the position of president, and candidates posted signs, banners and posters across campus, and actually campaigned for the position. The average voter turnout is generally between five and eight percent. Several factors contribute to student apathy. The first may be traced back a lack of understanding about the concepts of education or democracy. In the 2011 survey of 153 undergraduate students enrolled on the MSU Billings Main Campus, students were asked for their perspectives on both democracy and education as individual terms. The most common conceptions of democracy were in regard to representation of the people, government of the people, by the people, for the people, and the citizens hold the power." Students focused on the broad meaning of the term, rather than applying it to either their lives or their educations. Another student viewed democracy as a system in which everybodys opinion is valued and taken into consideration; however, again this does not address any personal connection between the term and that individual. Students were also asked for their definition of education, with no parameters on education level specified. A majority of the responses were vague, referencing learning or teaching, but again few were personalized. Several were more specific to grade level, such as education is given to students in grades preK-12. It gives students a way to gain knowledge in life, and going to college to learn more about the world-at-large, and earning a degree. People choose whether or not to be educated. These responses were more specific, but did not speak to the students role in making decisions about their education. Despite a seemingly limited understanding of democracy

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evaluations. One hundred and twenty nine students believed that faculty evaluation at the end of the semester are important, however they did not believe that they were really taken into consideration. Student Organizations on campus are also democratic nature. Each organization is required to have a Constitution and By-Laws, and elect officers. In addition, the Student Organization Manual prohibits discrimination of members. There are several avenues currently being explored around the country to increase student involvement at the university

aspire to. Students already have the opportunity to be involved civically on campus, it is now a matter of making them aware of those opportunities and becoming a more involved student body overall. Students have the ability, and in some cases are required, to be involved in campus decisionmaking bodies. These include Hiring Committees, Ranking and Tenure Committees, Academic Senate, College Curriculum Committees, and University Curriculum Committees. According to the Collective Bargaining

and education as general terms, students responded to the query How closely related are education and democracy at MSU Billings? with a majority believing that there is a connection between the two. Of the 153 students surveyed, 118 believed that the two were somewhat, closely or very closely related. Following this, the students were asked to explain their responses. Most explained that their education was democratic because they had the option of which degree to pursue, and which classes to take, as well as the fact that there are administrators and instructors who are in charge, but individuals can never be forced to do anything. A handful of students did make reference to student elections. An important concept included in the MSU Billings Mission Statement calls for Engagement in Civic Responsibility, and is an admirable and feasible goal to

Agreement, the university must recognize the importance of students in improving the quality of education. Students are communicated with during the decision-making process, and are included with an equal say as the faculty and staff on a committee in policy decisions. This document requires that student representatives be a part of these campus committees. Before students can become more involved themselves in these various committees on campus, it would benefit them to acquire a better understanding of current student organizations on campus, and the impact that they currently have. If students are unfamiliar with the current members of the Students Senate, they will be unable to effectively participate in elections, unless they choose to vote based on name recognition rather than experience or policy. Students also have a voice when it comes to faculty

level. One organization which has set goals to increase young voter turnout, remove the barriers that make voting difficult or impossible for them, and promote stronger civic education and involvement requirements at the university level is the Student Association for Voter Empowerment. One member of this organization was quoted saying We believe that, together, the parallel platforms of policy reform and civic education will lead to increased civic engagement among our generation." SAVE has gone to colleges across the country to assist students in registering to vote, and hosted forums to raise awareness about the electoral process. At the local university level, there are several avenues that can be explored to increase student involvement, not only in the student organizations themselves, but in the committees previously

mentioned. Increased publicity is one avenue that needs to be looked into. Currently, many students are unaware of the happenings on campus becausethe information is centered in the Student Union Building. Many students do not live on campus, and therefore seldom pass through the SUB. More promotion needs to be posted in the academic buildings around campus. It is also important that the population of students be taken into consideration. Quite a few students on campus could be considered non-traditional. They have jobs, spouses, children, and other commitments that they are already involved with. The activities on campus sponsored by the different organizations could be tailored to attract not only students, but also their families so that these non-traditional students can still become involved on campus, and also be able to spend this time with their families. At this point, very few student activities are held off-campus, or at least advertised off-campus. The History Club does their fundraiser off-campus, and Service Saturdays are often held in the community, however these alone will not allow all students to find something of interest, or something that they are able to become involved in. Student awareness of the importance of student organizations and student involvement also needs to be increased. Were students to understand that $45.50 of their student fees each semester are allocated to a general fund distributed by ASMSUB, they may be more inclined to research candidates running for office and participate in the elections. The organizations themselves also need to provide students with opportunities to become aware of their purpose and opportunities they provide. As student organizations and universities continue to evolve, students on campus need to take initiative in leading their peers to become more involved in and aware of the opportunities that are available to them.

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caf or on their way out. With the new location, they were having difficulty drawing customers in. The increase in sales since the transition to the new product has offset the increase in price that Sodexo has incurred to purchase supplies. The primary goal in transitioning to a new partner was to increase business. City Brew was not able to provide all of the marketing tools and promotions that are available through Starbucks. Stingers is able to offer all of the specials and promotions that students would have the opportunity to take advantage of at any other Starbucks location, whereas City Brew did not provide the recipes and resources to do the same. Additionally, Starbucks has Frappuccinos. Out of all of the training that the Sodexo employees underwent to be able to serve Starbucks products, the most emphasized was how to build a Frappuccino because it is one of the more highly recognized products through their company. An additional advantage associated with the switch to Starbucks is the increase in the quality of the coffee. When ordering through City Brew, there were times when one batch of coffee would be significantly better than another. This is not the case with Starbucks as they are providing premium products and are even more conscientious of quality control. The relationship that Starbucks has with Sodexo is very open. Their website is easily accessible, allowing Sodexo employees to pull up a recipe and see a tutorial on how to build seasonal and new drinks for the customers. Starbucks also allows Sodexo to sell their mints, biscotti, mugs, and other merchandise on campus.

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By PATRICIA HAMPTON news@msubretort.org f all the services that MSU Billings provides its students from academics, to student life programming, to financial services and health services what could be more important than one that ensures the safety of students, faculty, and staff, specifically the University Police. The University Police are responsible for the safety of the students, faculty, and staff. They are not only present to write parking tickets when a student forgets or neglects their parking pass, or to be a visual presence at events on campus. They respond to emergencies and calls for assistance on and around the campus. They are responsible for the emergency preparedness of the university, and they conduct fire drills and other emergency preparations on a regular basis. The University Police can be considered a valuable resource by students. In the event that an individual is uncomfortable walking alone to his car, University Police is available to come and escort him. They are also available to help in the event that someone locks himself out of his car. University Police is not just available for these smaller needs.

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affeine drinkers junkies and novices alike across the MSU Billings campus are experiencing a different realm of flavors this fall. Over the summer the transition was made from City Brew coffee to Starbucks coffee on the MSU Billings Main Campus. The adjustment is most notable in Stingers Bistro in the Student Union Building. Sodexo has experienced an increase in coffee sales since the transition. While some ask is it personality or product that has increased business? Sodexo employees Kelly Sather and Kelsie Whisler are not new to the Bistro. Their friendly personalities certainly are not hurting business, but they too recognize the increase in business since the change in product came about. It seems like people are really enjoying it, commented Sather. While Starbucks products are admittedly more expensive for both Sodexo and by extension the customers themselves, this has not deterred consumers. The older people do recognize the difference in price, but the younger ones dont seem to notice as much. They just hand over their card to charge the coffee and dont realize the difference until they run out of money on their cards sooner than they expected, explained Whisler. The question can be posed, why make the transition if serving Starbucks would mean incurring greater expense? Sodexos Martie Jaramillo delved into this question. When Stingers was moved from its original location outside of Rimrock Caf during the Student Union Building rennovations in 2012, there was a huge drop in sales. Many students would make a purchase as they were waiting to enter the

They are also the first responders in the event of an emergency on campus, and they keep records of crimes on and around campus. Recorded crimes include robbery, burglary, motor vehicle theft, arson, assault, rape, and homicide, to name a few. Please refer to the chart for a full reporting of crimes committed on and around campus from 2010 through 2012. Everyone on campus has the opportunity to receive emergency notifications directly to their cell phones via text message. In order to sign up for this notification system, visit http://www. msubillings.edu/msubalert/. The system will send out notifications

in the event of an emergency or severe weather concerns. Other means of communicating emergency information include emails to all administrative staff on campus and the use of digital clocks in all of the buildings on campus to provide situational and procedural information. The homepage is updated with current information in the event of an emergency, and all of the phones on campus will also receive a broadcast message about the situation. The University Police office is located unter the parking garage on the main campus. They can be contacted at (406) 657-2147, and in an emergency (406) 657-2222.

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Lock your keys in the car? We may be able to open your vehicle. Officers have tools to provide access to locked motor vehicles, and have a relatively high success rate, however, particularly with newer cars, there is no guarantee we will be able to open the car, thus we prefer not to attempt to open vehicles with power windows or power door locks. These types of vehicles might be damaged by mechanical opening methods. The person requesting the lockout assistance must provide proof of ownership of the vehicle. Officers can assist in contacting a locksmith or a tow service. Jumpstarts: Car battery gone dead? This is quite common on campus during the winter. An officer will respond as soon as possible and jumpstart your car.

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By HOLLY DANIELS opinon@msubretort.org ecently the House of Representatives decided that instead of doing their jobs, they would shut down the entire government because they weren't getting their way. Instead of sitting down to figure out a compromise like the grown adults and reasonable people they are supposed to be, they threw a fit like a bunch of petulant children. Basically, the GOP decided that since they couldn't repeal Obamacare after something like 44 votes on it, they would just stop doing anything until they got their way. The government's shutdown has caused national parks to close, non-essential government workers to go unpaid, and could eventually cause benefits like welfare and SSI to go unpaid, depending on how long they decide to keep throwing a fit. Not that they care, since congressmen continue to be compensated for work they're demonstrably not doing. In the meantime however, people are going without. Not the ones responsible for the shutdown of course, they are still getting paid and even if they weren't, most of them are multimillionaires so they would still be far from feeling the pinch of having to

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wait on a paycheck that could be months in coming. Fortunately President Barack Obama made sure that active military personnel will keep getting paid, but that was a last minute add on by the president, the representatives who supported the shutdown were perfectly willing to let members of the military go without pay too. They don't care who they hurt in the process, they just want to stomp their feet and get their way. They don't care if our fighting men and women are supposed to just keep getting shot at for free, they just want to stop Obama from doing anything. It has quickly gotten to the point that they hate anything that the Democratic party does so much that they can't even do their jobs anymore. So what can we, the citizens do about it? Well Steve Daines supports the government shutdown. Write him a letter and call him a jerk, but use really big words to do it. His office here in Billings can be reached at (406) 969-1736, call him and tell him and his cohorts to stop acting like they are in grade school. Here in Montana we also have two senators who oppose the shutdown, Max Baucus and John Tester, write them letters and tell them how you feel about the shut down. Tell your friends and family members that live in other states to do the same. If your friends and family members live in a state with senators who supported the shut down, tell them to vote those suckers out. If they can't behave like adults, they shouldn't have adult jobs.

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egend says that when Marie-Antoinette was told that the peasants could not afford bread she responded with Well then

let them eat cake! Although that may not be historically accurate, it sums up the current attitude of our Republican Congressman Steve Daines. Recently Daines voted to cut nearly $40 billion from the Supplemental Nutrition

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Assistance Program, or SNAP, formerly known as food stamps. This cut will remove nearly 2 million people from the program and 210,000 children from the free lunch program since their lunch is tied to their family's ability to get food assistance. In a time where the minimum wage is still stuck at $7.25 per hour and the average rent for a two bedroom apartment in Billings is around $700 a month, this is unconscionable. Because of the cuts that Daines voted for, many homes will go hungry. The majority of homes that receive SNAP benefits get them because someone in the house is a child, is elderly, or is disabled. Those households make up 76% of all SNAP households and receive 83% of all benefits according to feedingamerica.org. With the cuts that Daines voted for, many of those people will now have to either go hungry, or make the coice between paying for food or paying for their utilities. That is not a decision that anybody should ever have to make, and certainly not in a first world country in 2013. Allowing the citizens of Montana to go hungry just so that he could keep in step with party lines goes against everything that Steve Daines

campaigned for. I met Daines when he was here on campus during the campaign season and he told me that he was for Montanans. He lied to my face. If Steve Daines was for Montanans he would not vote for things that allowed them to starve. If Steve Daines was for Montanans he would listen to his constituents when they told him that they wanted him to vote against the cuts to SNAP. If Steve Daines was for Montanans he wouldn't lie to our faces and then turn around to blindly follow John Boehner into the Tea Party hell hole funded by the Koch brothers. Our elected officials have gotten away with this for too long. Daines blatantly voted against Montanans' best interests because that is what his party told him to do and because the party is where the real money lies. Our representatives are supposed to represent us. If the continue to vote in ways that are directly oppositional to what we the people want, we can also vote in ways that are directly oppositional to what they want. Vote Steve Daines out of office. Never let him hold an elected office again. Show our representatives that if they will we will not stand for their votes in that line their own pockets and allow us to starve at the same time. Remember this on election day.

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By TABBY MAUST outdoors@msubretort.org f you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go? If you could have a chance to stay there longer than the average two week vacation, would you? If you could gain college credit while in the beautiful location that you choose, would you take the opportunity? If you answered yes, yes, and yes, then the International Studies Office is the place for you. Located on the first floor of the College of Business, the office is buzzing with activitythis is the base for all of MSU Billings international students, prospective study abroad students, and study abroad students who have already returned and wish to keep an international connection in their life. Three doors to the right sits Elizabeth Altman, our very own Study Abroad Coordinator. This is where your journey abroad begins and ends; all in this office. Here the paperwork is turned in, the interview to make sure the youre a prime candidate is done, and orientation is held to make sure youre ready to roll. When you return, your exit interview is held here. Compiled into a short list, the whole process seems very easy. While it may involve an extra form or two (dont forget that passport!), it truly isnt much more complicated than that. And when it is, Altman is here to help. Start early, Altman advises to anyone interested in pursuing a study abroad. This way you can save up and fit it into your plan of study. While this may be a deterrent to the procrastinators out there (ahem, I may be included in

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idea, it is important to know that the financial aspects of a study abroad are not limitations. Altman also says that planning ahead gives you time to fit your study abroad into your plan of study. While this can entail conferences with advisers to see how international options translate into credits for your major or minor, it doesnt mean opportunities than ever to study abroad. Currently six of our students are out in the world learning in Finland, Spain, England, and Costa Rica. You can study in any of these countries but there are also opportunities in China, Japan, South Korea, and Germany. Some of these countries use an Exchange Program so that you German languageits so guttural and fun! Im also part German and always wanted to see my ancestry, says Tracilyn Jarrett who recently returned from a four month study abroad in Luwigsburg Germany. Jarrett is the perfect example of a study abroad student who pursued her travels not to complete a major or minor, but because she really wanted to. However, as an English and math education major, Jarrett did get the chance to take education classes, such as one that centered around teaching English as foreign language. Dont be afraid to speak the language, Jarrett advises, noting that even if there are mistakes, the native speakers are there to help you out. I recommend learning the language before you go, even if it is only a little. As a recently returned study abroad student myself, I could not agree with Jarrett more. Living in Costa Rica for two months in order to better my Spanish speaking skills, I can attest to the fact that using the language dayin and day-out is the absolute best way to build language skills no matter the minor flaws. The longer that I was there, the more comfortable I got, says Jarrett. After a month I would speak no matter if it was grammatical or not!

favorite trip took her to South Germany at Lake Constance filled with gorgeous gardens. You never know what wonderful treasures you might find during your travels. In my own personal experience, I truly enjoyed my language classes and the cultural activities we were able to experience such as cooking and dance lessons, but seeing the all regions of the country was simply amazing. From lush mountains to active volcanoes and white sand beaches, every part of Costa Rica is unique and worth exploring. I was also lucky to experience a host family during my trip. While Jarretts hilarious stories of Korean roommates washing their clothes during their showers certainly sounded like fun, living with native speakers from the area was the part of my experience that truly changed my life. Not only did I gain an extra Tico family who made me feel at home in Costa Rica, but I learned so much about their culture and their lives by being accepted into their home. Overall, study abroad experiences change you forever, as Altman puts it. It will broaden your world view and let you see the United States through different eyes. If you are interested in expanding your horizons and experiencing other cultures, check out www.msubillings. edu/studyabroad and then make an appointment with Altman to discuss which option sounds the best to you. The next round off applications for Fall 2014 is due in March and can be printed from online or obtained in the Study Abroad office. It is never easier to go abroad than when you are an undergrad, says Altman, noting that as time goes by, work and family obligations can put a halt on dreams abroad. Now is the time! I will add my own personal advice and let anyone interested know that you will never regret studying abroad, but if its a dream of yours, you will regret not doing it. When I went on my first study abroad, I was told It will be harder than you think, but it will be better than you think, says Altman with a smile.

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that list), it is the smart way to go. Starting early gives you the chance to study the language of the country that you choose for the program-recommended two years. For countries such as Korea that lack language classes at MSU Billings, there are language immersion classes provided before you depart. Having a healthy head-start also gives you time to save up for the trip. Altman finds that some students dont know that both scholarships and financial aid can be used to fund a study abroad. While saving up for some spending money is always a wise

you must do a study abroad within your major. While there are programs offered for many different majors, every study abroad will translate into elective credits and an amazing experience. Now that you know a little about the preparation side of a study abroad, lets discuss the fun partgoing abroad! There has never been a better time to study abroad than right now. internationalization is part of the foundation of MSU Billings which means this program is rapidly expanding. Our administration recognizes that study abroad broadens horizons, exposes students to new cultures, creates proficiency in foreign languages, that employers are looking for international experience, and it makes you grow as a person, says Altman. In accordance with this statement, growth of the program is inevitable and welcomed. For instance, Altmans position of Study Abroad Coordinator will be made into a full-time position for the very first time. This is very lucky for those students who are interested, as it means that they will have full-time support while applying, while they are abroad, and upon their return. With Altman holding the reins, it is assured that you are in good hands. Im passionate about it, says Altman, who has two study abroad experiences under her own belt. She knows the struggles, the fears, and the ultimate joys that come with a study abroad and shes there to lend a helping hand in whatever way she can. The office also recently received a brand new Director, Dr. Paul Foster. He believes that MSU Billings is going to be the center of a global communication revolution which will usher in an even deeper international presence in Montana. To this end, there are more

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can pay the MSU Billings tuition and still study in China or Korea and a student from your desired country will come to Billings to study. With this option, you can visit for a summer, a semester, or even an entire year. However, other countries, such as Spain, Costa Rica, and one of the universities in England are just good-ole study abroad opportunities. This means that students need to pay the tuition of the foreign university as well as their housing and various other fees. These programs can last for a summer, semester, or year as well, though if youd like to go for less time (or more perhaps?) Altman can help you out. The newest addition to this powerhouse of study abroad options is University of Winchester in England. This liberal arts college offers great programs including literature, creative writing, and so many interesting areas of study. For instance, they offer Street Arts courses that focus on contemporary productions in the arena of the street. There are also rumors that Dr. Foster, who once was a director in Macedonia, will be creating future programs in that area as well. If these options dont seem to be quite what youre looking for, Altman emphasizes that there are other avenues that she and the office can pursue in order to get you where you want to go. We want to know where you want to go, says Altman, also noting that if there is enough interest in an area new countries can be added to the program. Currently, Altman says there is a great interest in both Ireland and Italy. So, now that youve selected your country and done all the prep work, you can set sail! Or, in all reality, board a plane to your temporary home. I have always loved the

Ziplining through the rainforest While Jarrett enjoyed her classes and her practice of the German language, she was most animated when relating stories from her ten bedroom apartment filled with other international students, or taking about her travels throughout Germany. Her

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Patrick Wilson, who cofounded Sacrifice Cliff Theatre Company with partner Shad Scott, describes their brand as communal gardening for performers, where work and artists are being cultivated right in front of you. The companys latest project, Dig, brought performance poet Dave Caserio onto the creative center stage. The essence of "Dig", as Wilson describes it, is hearing from artists that are already establishedlike eavesdropping on a winesoaked conversation about art and life. Wilson picked Caserio to launch the program because, Dave will do anything. As a popular local performance poet, Caserio has watched the Billings art scene change. When Wilson approached him to participate in "Dig", he was eager to start the conversation. We have this energy and this conversation going. So much of this talent is saying I live here and I want to make a difference. I think its building and growing, Caserio said. Sacrifice Cliff Theatre Company developed after the recent changes in Venture Theater, which has been restructured into Nova. What makes Sacrifice Cliff unique is their focus on artistic projects along with local artist development that involves the community. "Go!", another project of the theater company, provides a place for artists to receive audience critiques and advice without concern for artistic jargon. "Go!" changes what was once exclusive to something inclusive because, as Wilson put it, Even though you dont have the language, you still have the eye as a consumer of art. We are all consumers of art, in one way or another, so we all know what we like and dont like.

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This assertive approach to theater allows creators to take artistic matters into their own hands and drop the passivity that can come with the theatrical arts. Were big kids now, Wilson said. We dont have to wait for someone to tell us what to do. Create the show if there isnt a show on the season that speaks to you. With events like "Dig" and "Go!", the group is clearing a path toward greater dialogue and specific conversation. The tiny garage-theater venue almost achieved a full house last month, packed with a curious and attentive audience. Wilson kept the conversation flowing in a listenable manner, ranging the questions from broad to specific. Caserio had the opportunity to discuss where he came from, what independent study was like before the internet, and how his experiences shaped him as the artist he is today. Who knew that he actually began his theatrical career as a mime? Along with that, Caserio performed several poetry pieces, one of which included musician Parker Brown and dancer Krista Marshall. At the end of the show the audience had the chance to ask questions of Caserio and Brown in order to pick their brains further and, well, dig deep into each of their artistic processes. The digging is meant to show that artists really arent alone in what can be the maddening process of creation. Poignant questions like those, which ask which poet they want to emulate, allow audience members to see the human side of someone as highly regarded as Caserio. It lets us know were not running around with torches in the dark trying to find our way, says Wilson. Sacrifice Cliff plans to host "Dig" events on a monthly basis with the next conversation featuring professional dancer Betsy Harris. Event schedules can be found online at facebook. com/GoTheArtistsWorkshop.

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he zombie walk is an annual event in Billings where people are encouraged to dress up like zombies, hunters, or survivors and join in a giant game of hide and seek along a set downtown route. Everybody is welcome to join in. Doug Deibele, this year's Zombie Walk coordinator has said, The walk is a time for people of all ages to just have fun and be a kid. We have families involved that are grandparents dressed as zombies that show up with their kids and grand kids as zombies. It is an event where a teenager and a younger sibling can both

have fun together, then afterward both go do their own thing. In past years various zombies of all kinds have been spotted. One year a gigantic ten foot tall monstrous zombie creature showed up, baby zombies in carriers have made appearances and young zombies have played soccer with a severed head on the courthouse lawn. All people are encouraged to participate but there are a few ground rules. Zombies should not harass passers by, some people down town are on their way to work and do not want to show up covered in blood; some of them just have no sense of humor. Zombies should do their best not to make a mess. Making the courthouse lawn look like it was the site of a goat sacrifice will do

nothing to endear the zombies to the rest of the citizens. Zombies should be respectful of others who are participating, this means it's necessary to take into account the fact that this is an all ages event and don't go out of your way to scare the small children or emotionally scar anybody. If you want to participate, the zombies will meet this year on the courthouse lawn downtown on the corner of 27th St and 2nd ave, within walking distance of the campus, on Saturday October 26th at 4:00 pm. Don't worry if you don't have a zombie costume, there are plenty of people at the meeting spot who are more than willing to help apply makeup and zombify you. It is also acceptable

to come as you are and play one of the victims, running ahead of the horde of zombies and hoping that they don't catch up to you. Zombie hunters are also welcome and will be coming after the horde, but please keep in mind that real weapons are not allowed, only weapons along the lines of toy guns or Nerf swords. If there are any questions, the zombies even have a Facebook page, titled Billings Montana Zombie Walk, which will keep you up to date on current zombie news and goings on in town. So if you are looking for something fun and safe to do the weekend before Halloween, the zombie walk is a great choice for everybody. Hope to eat your brains there!

mily Walker, a first year student pursuing a degree in music, had a calm way of speaking when she talked about her recent success in the Montana Association of Symphonic Orchestras Competition. Her demeanor contrasted with the piece she played. "Saint Seans Piano Concerto in G Minor", is filled with boisterous musical crashes nestled into more flitting melodies. Still, she picked it because she loves how flashy it is. Walker and her mentor Dorothea Cromley started preparing a year and a half ago when she began to study the concerto. The MASO competition occurs every two years and consists of two parts. Competitors send in a recorded audition and, if they pass, are then invited to compete in Bozeman in January. Walker competed as a senior in high school last year with other peers ranging from aged 16 to high school graduate. Walker said she was unsure that she would be successful, despite diligent efforts and dedication to her music. In fact, Walker has been playing piano since the age of six. Her mother, aware of the lack of familial musical ability in the past two generations, placed Walker and her five younger sisters all in piano lessons. At the age of 11 Walker began working with Cromley until a brief break in high school. Cromley hoped she would come to her senses and continue with her music, rather than be pulled away by science, and she did. On the day of the competition the extreme snowfall made them doubtful that they would even have the chance to compete. We wondered the night before whether we were ever going be able to make it up there. We both got there late, Cromley said. Both Walker and Cromley barely had the chance to hear any other competitors play so they had no inkling of her victory until the notice came in. Cromley will be receiving an honor as well, an outstanding musicians award for her efforts as an instructor of nine successful MASO competition winners. Cromley consistently pushes her students to display their abilities in competitive settings. Im delighted that we have such a wonderful symphony that encourages young people, she says. She is excited to see young musicians honored in such a way; it compels them to continue with their art. As a winner of the MASO competition, Walker gets the opportunity to play with symphonies that invite her. She will represent Cromley and Montana State University Billings when she performs her concerto with the Billings Symphony on October 12th. Bozeman also invited her to perform twice in December. However, she has yet to even play the concerto with a symphony. Cromley accompanied her at the competition by playing the orchestra parts on another piano. Walkers first chance playing with a large group will be at rehearsal the night before and the morning of the performance. Cromley is confident in Walkers ability; they have played the countless times and they bought her dress a month ago so she must be ready. Walker said it will be interesting but she is exited to receive such an honor.

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By ASHLEE TWIFORD culture@msubretort.org

By CHEYNE JONES act is stranger than fiction is a clich that people often hear. local@msubretort.org Good fiction relies on believability and good non-fiction hinges on the lack of it. Consider this compilation of oddities a From the first few bars, the tape had a very condensed dose of strangeness that just couldnt be made-up. unorthodox sound. It opens with a track sample

from Aunt Molly Jackson (a successful folk singer from the 1930s) and busts into a powerful first lyric, The more I learn in life, more I learn that all I learned in life is bullshit You dont get the sense that this is a tape that will lack originality or production value. One thing to note is that at first listen, Clarkes vocals have a very different and almost abrasive sound to them. Although his sound is higher pitched, breathy and nasal-toned; as you listen through the album youll begin to recognize that the unusual vocal style lends itself to the unique aspect of each track. You will also begin to pick up some very personal overtones in Clarkes lyrics; a struggling 22 year old whos still trying to work through the ups and downs of life and chasing his dreams. The only things that detract from the enjoyment of this mixtape are the length and the repetition of certain aspects of the tracks. Its a solid piece of work, and would have definitely benefited from a few additional tracks for listeners to enjoy. There are a few points in a couple of the tracks where it seemed as if the line ended mid-beat and the artist simply repeated the last phrase multiple times. Overall, the mixtape is very enjoyable and shines with potential. If you get the chance, give it a listen.

The corpse flower:

In certain areas of Southeast Asia there grows a flower that smells as sweet as the stench of rotting flesh. It can grow up to 3 feet in diameter and weigh up to 15 pounds but the blossom itself possesses no leaves, roots, or stems, nor does it participate in photosynthesis. Its odor actually serves to attract flies that aid in pollination. While these flowers have inspired fascination for centuries, scientists are just now beginning to understand its origins. Their findings suggest that the flower might have evolved from some of the worlds tiniest blossoms, increasing its size by 80-fold over the course of 46 million years. Compare that to a common daisy; increase the size of its petals proportionately they would be bigger than a shipping container.

Monsters under the bed:

Having a fear of dangling your feet over the edge of the bed while sleeping might not be completely unwarranted in Zimbabwe. Guy Whitall will certainly be checking under his bed more oftenafter having discovered an eight foot Nile Crocodile hiding there as he slept soundly through the night. At 330 pounds it took Whitall and four of his coworkers to remove the irritated creature from under his bed. The monster happily swam away after being brought to the stream nearby.

Named from The Jungle Book:

Russian officials in a small town of southern Siberia recently met a man who had supposedly spent the last 16 years living in the forest. He has no name, so they have referred to him as Siberian Mowgli. Despite his isolation he is literate. His family had an English dictionary that spent the majority of his life studying. He told the Siberian Times, This is the reality we have that we live here, and it's quite a good reality." In response to the authoritys attempts to issue him with an ID, he left back to the forest and opted to stay in his mud cabin.

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London is well known for its bleak, cloudy weather. Maybe thats why the architect didnt think that 355,000 feet of south facing, concave windows could produce a magnifying glass effect. Its a strange coincidence of shapes and materials that made the building n Sep. 4, I had the opportunity to check out a free show recommended to me by our fearless leader, ideal for focusing a significant amount of solar energy and generating (Editor-in-chief of "The Retort") Chris Claus. The band, Igor and Red Elvises, was featured in an a lot of heat, enough heat to melt PVC plastic which only has a melting article in The Retort last October that was titled The Red Elvises: Your Favorite Band! point of 212 degrees Fahrenheit. Air temperatures in the focus area have reached up to 122 degrees. Luckily for the shops, motorists and Igor and Red Elvises (formerly known as simply Red Elvises) are a Russian-American band that was pedestrians on the block, the effect only lasts about 2 hours each day formed in the mid 1990s and have been sharing their for a few weeks. That is, until next year. eclectic style of music ever since. Until I was given the heads-up about this show, I had never heard of Igor and Coulrophobia: Red Elvises, and probably never would have. Luckily for Starting on Friday the 13th residents of Northampton have been all of us, I did, and Im here to share them with you! reporting the appearance of a fully costumed clown in random neighborhoods. He doesnt juggle, twist balloons, or dance, he just The Red Elvises put on one hell of a show. The first thing youll notice at a performance will be one of two stands and stares. The phenomena had gained a certain of popularity things. The fact that they perform in what look like silk pajamas or the giant red bass balalaika that looks on the internet where it has its own hash-tag on twitter. Most posts like a giant, triangle, 3-stringed guitar. The next thing remark on the terror caused by a silent, inexplicable clown but youll notice is that the performance is very audience others have threatened violence. Not intimidated in the slightest, oriented. The music is designed to provide a fun time for the anonymous user of Northampton Clown twitter feed responds to everyone involved. The Red Elvises love what they do, public remarks saying that he only wanted to make people happy. that was clear from the very beginning of the show and they want the audience to enjoy it as well. Before they Auto-pilot Tech: even started their first song as Igor said, Were a dance band, so everybody get drunk and boogie! On land observers watched a full size unmanned helicopter land itself a couple weeks ago. Autopilot settings are typically meant for The outside show was fun, the crowd was into the performance and the band kept the downtime between cruising while landing and navigation decisions are made by the pilot. songs to a minimum by engaging the audience and making it fun and light for everyone there. Next time The autopilot setting on Boeings unmanned Little Bird helicopter the Red Elvises are in Billings, make sure you get out to usually flies a fixed trajectory but, for the first time, a robotic sensor the show because you will have a great time. After all, allowed it to gauge its environment and react to chance occurrences. they are Your Favorite Band! The innovation holds implications for helicopter rescue missions and evacuations, the second riskiest occupation next to commercial fishing.

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Cheyne Jones local@msubretort.org eve just completed the first quarter of the NFL regular season. Man, how the time flies. Our Sundays, Monday nights and Thursday nights have been filled with passing touchdowns galore, incredible catches and some serious bone-crunching hits, and we have enjoyed every last second of them. Its been a truly exciting four weeks of football. That is, after all, why we love this game isnt it? The excitement? The exhilaration? The camaraderie that we form with others has we share a highfive after our team claws their way back from the brink of defeat to claim a last-second, overtime victory? Sure, unlike the NBA or MLB, the National Football League only occurs on three out of seven days of the week. But, there is seemingly never a dull moment when it comes to football. Throughout the week

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roster moves are made, injuries, fines and suspensions occur and teams are forced to make decisions that could either tank the remainder of the season or put the career of a young, injurythreatened superstar, at risk. No, there is really no off day in the NFL and as football fans, Im sure we wouldnt have it any other way. Now, just in case you havent been paying attention so far this season, allow me to go ahead and recap the first four weeks of the season for you. Peyton Manning is not human. Nor is he anything else. The way Mr. Manning has played through the first four games of the season has been otherworldly. While completing 75% of his passes, he has managed to throw for over 1,450 yards and 16 touchdowns. As if thats not enough, Peyton has thrown ZERO picks through the first four games. The Broncos star quarterback is on pace to throw 64 touchdowns as well as 5,880 yards. Both of those numbers would shatter the previous season records held by Tom Brady (50 passing touchdowns in a season) and Drew Brees (5,476 passing yards in a season. yards. Lets also not forget, that #18 is only two years removed from multiple serious neck surgeries. What?! As you may know, with the 3rd overall pick in the 2012 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Browns selected running back Trent Richardson out of Alabama. Two games into the NFL season, the Browns traded away their star running back in exchange for a first-round pick in the 2014 draft. This caused quite the disturbance amongst Browns fans (all five of them) and it appeared as if Cleveland was okay with coasting through their remaining 14 games in order to solidify an early draft pick in 2014. Enter Brian Hoyer. Enter Jordan Cameron. The quarterback and tight end duo were not so quick to concede the season and entering week 5 have the Browns sitting at 2-2 riding a two game winning streak into a two-game home stand against the Buffalo Bills and the Detroit Lions. The New York Jets quarterback controversy came to a close as Mark Sanchez was recently placed on the injured reserve after injuring his shoulder late in the Jets third preseason game. Rookie Geno Smith has the Jets playing .500 football with a record of 2-2. Other notable injuries include Baltimore Ravens tight end Dennis Pitta, Seattle Seahawks left tackle Russell Okung, Tennessee Titans quarterback Jake Locker and nearly all of the Green Bay Packers running back committee. Five teams currently remain undefeated: the New Orleans Saints and Seattle Seahawks in the NFC (National Football Conference) and the New England Patriots, Denver Broncos and Kansas City Chiefs in the AFC (American Football

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Conference). Four teams, on the other hand, remain winless: the New York Giants and Tampa Bay Buccaneers in the NFC and the Pittsburgh Steelers and Jacksonville Jaguars in the AFC. Talk about an amazing whirlwind of football variables! Keep in mind that an injury or a heart-breaking loss can derail a teams momentum and a come-from-behind victory or emergence of a superstar can give a struggling team the spark they need to make a run late in the season. That being said, weeks 5 and 6 are nearly upon us. Who knows what is going to happen next? Keep your refrigerators stocked with ice cold beer, your TV locked on football and Pizza Hut on speed dial; theres a ton of football left to be played. Ill check in with you all halfway through the season with more updates, stats, facts, figures and hopefully some more surprising storylines.

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By CORY LOVEC sports@msubretort.org t least every team will play 82 games this year! Thats right, after the strike-shortened 48-game season last year, the NHL is back to the full-fledged 82-game schedule this year and true hockey fans are very excited. The NHL looks to have many bright young stars hungry and waiting their turn to prove themselves.
As always, some of the typical NFL playoff teams look to be locks again this year. The Chicago Blackhawks, Boston Bruins, Detroit Redwings, and Pittsburgh Penguins seem to all be title contenders. But there could also be some this year. As I am by no means an expert regarding the NHL, I thought I would use the aid of NHL Network Analysts in predicting what is going to happen this year: For the playoffs, the analysts have a variety of predicted teams making it. Of course, 10 out of 12 picked the Penguins to win the Metropolitan division, 8 out of 12 picked the Bruins to win the Atlantic division (the other 4 picked the Redwings), and 10 out of 12 picked the Blackhawks to win the Central division. From there, the rest of the teams were split. The Islanders, Stars, Blues, and Kings are all teams that the analysts are high on, and a couple even have a dark horse team the Columbus Blue Jackets. As for Stanley Cup Winners? The names given were Kings, Bruins, Blues, Sharks, Ducks, and Blackhawks. Six true title contenders? Thats unheard of especially in the NHL. Five of 12 analysts chose the Bruins to win it all, with two each picking the Ducks and Kings and one each for the other three. So, here we go. Hart Trophy: Sidney Crosby. No NHL player comes close to matching Crosbys skill. He is by far the most talented player in the NHL, and as

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long as he stays healthy (which is a very legitimate concern) Crosby should be the runaway winner of the award as NHL MVP. Norris Trophy: Zdeno Chara. Weber and Suter are both sexy picks, but as they play for the same team (what a defensive lineup!), I think theyll actually be taking votes from each other; the Bruins will have a great record, which never hurts getting those extra votes. Vezina Trophy: Jonathan Quick. I love Henrik Lunqvist but he plays in the East, which seems to have a bit more firepower, and as such he may allow more gaols. I give Quick the edge, as I believe he also has a better team and should end the season with a better record. East Champion: The Beast from the East is the Penguins. The Penguins have a loaded roster, with Crosby, Evgeni Malkin, Kris Letang, and Marc-Andre Fleury highlighting their starting lineup. If they stay healthy, they could even set records this year for wins, although the East is very competitiveespecially with the Boston Bruins in the East as well. The Penguins will defeat the Bruins in 6 games (if theyre at full strength). West Champion: With a goaltender like Quick, the LA Kings should be a contender in every game, and as long as they get the goal support from their frontline, they should sneak out of a 7-game series over the Chicago Blackhawks to win the West. NHL Stanley Cup Champion: The Pittsburgh Penguins. When you have the best player in the game along with a loaded roster, you should be the favorite to take home the championship. But if the Penguins somehow dont make it out of the East, I expect whoever does (most likely the Boston Bruins) to win the Stanley Cup. Well, for whatever it is worth, there they are. All I know is that Im excited. October baseball, the start of the NHL season, the NFL already a quarter finished, and the NBA right around the corner. Its a great time to be a sports fan.

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SLEEPER TEAMS

VYING FOR SERIES

THE GREATEST INJURY

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By CORY LOVEC sports@msubretort.org o Yankees, Angels, Twins, or White Sox in the American League Playoffs. In the National League Playoffs, theres no Giants, Phillies, Mets, Rockies, or NationalsThe point is: Major League Baseball this year was full of surprise and excitement, from the midseason suspensions of Ryan Braun and Alex Rodriguez (among others), to the Tampa Bay Rays and Rangers facing off in the all-too-important 163 regular season game. Win and youre in. That is a common phrase and theme that sports fans have come to love. Or Winner moves on, loser goes home. These are typically heard when talking about the NFL playoffs, NCAA BCS football, and the NCAA basketball tournament, along with NBA, NHL, and MLB Game 7s. That phrase has become something that sports fans love to hear, and something that is synonymous with pressure and excitement. But rarely was it heard before when regarding getting into the MLB playoffsand before last year it wasnt heard regarding the Wild Card either. This year was the second year of the MLB Wild Card play-in gamea single elmiantion game where the winner goes on to the LDS and the loser goes home. But even before the Wild Card games occurred, we witnessed the 163rd regular season game for the Rays and Rangers (since they ended the season with identical records), with the Rays defeating the Rangers to receive the final Wild Card in the American League Playoffs. That was the first of THREE single-game win-orgo-home situations in this years MLB playoffs. Following their win vs. the Rangers, the Rays went on to face the Cleveland Indianswho had been winners of 10 straight heading into the playoffsin the AL Wild Card. Only three teams had ever won 10 straight regular season games going into the playoffs before this years Indians. All three at least made the World Series. So, of course, the Indians did not. The Rays defeated the Indians to move on to the ALDS vs. the Red Sox, and just as they have been for decades, Cleveland sports fans were again heartbroken. In the NL Wild Card game, the Pittsburgh Pirates (yesthat is not a typo, the Pittsburgh Pirates!) won their first postseason game since 1992 when they defeated the Cincinnati Reds to move on to the NLDS vs. the in-division rival St. Louis Cardinals. During the season, the Pirates actually won the season series vs. the Cardinals 10 wins to 9. Consequently, this was only the second time we have gotten to see this Wild Card play-in game. The Win or go home system historically has worked well with the NCAA and NFL. But, some have questioned whether or not its introduction into the game was actually the best thing for the MLB. They feel that the extra one game play-in game was just another attempt by MLB to increase the popularity of the game and regain some of the respect that the game has lost in the last twenty years. Yes, the Wild Card game gives another two teams a chance at going to the World Series, but it also boils a 162-game regular season down to a single game to get into the playoffs, regardless of how much better the top Wild Card team may have been compared to the second Wild card team. Whether or not it was the best thing for the game or not will be debated for years to come. One thing is for sure though, it does give fans another pressure-packed exciting game to watch. And an exciting start to the postseason will hopefully end with an exciting finish. Although there are many years when experts say any team could win the championship, it seems as though this might actually be one of those years. We will have to wait and see.

COMEBACKS IN NFL HISTORY

By CORY LOVEC sports@msubretort.org

ports have always given us feel-good stories. Theyve also given us stories of heartache, of triumph, and of perseverance. Most sports fans have seen clips of Kellen Winslow being carried off the field in the 1981 playoffs, or Michael Jordans flu game vs. the Jazz in the 1997 NBA Finals. These are images that are endlessly relivedmoments where athletes overcame injury (or in these cases, extreme overexhaustion). Here are just a few of the greatest comebacks from injuries in the history of the NFL: Thank to modern technology, many of the injury comeback stories are fairly recent. So heres four in a row from the modern day NFL, each considered a great comeback from injury. First, lets consider Drew Brees. Brees was a member of the San Diego Chargers, when in the final game of the season he suffered a devastating injury for a quarterback: a torn labrum and a partially torn rotator cuff. Many teams were afraid to take a chance on Brees; the Saints did, and all he has done since is throw for the most yards and TDs in the NFL since 2006, not to mention win Offensive Player of the Year twice, throw for 5000+ yards an unthinkable three times, win the Super Bowl, and take home SB MVP honors. Before 2012, many people thought Peyton Manning would never play another snap in his stellar NFL career. Multiple surgeries for a player are never good newsespecially when its multiple surgeries to the neck. Manning overcame the odds and took home the 2012 Comeback Player of the Year honors. Anyone who has followed the NFL at all over the last year knows that Manning is far from being doneand may actually be playing the best football of his entire career.

The harsh reality of ACL injuries in the NFL is that one third of the players that suffer torn ACLs never play a down in the NFL again. So when Adrian Peterson suffered a torn ACL and MCL in the 2011 season finale game for his Minnesota Vikings, many thought his young, stellar career was over (almost like Gale Sayers career was cut short). But Peterson is no regular human; with an outstanding work ethic and a will that is almost unmatched, Peterson didnt miss a snap of regular season play for the Vikings. Not only was he ready to play in game one, he had his best year ever and ended the year just 9 yards shy of breaking Eric Dickersons single-season rushing record of 2,105 yards. As if that wasnt good enough, Peterson also took home NFL MVP and Offensive Player of the Year honors. Then theres Tom Brady, who also stuck it out with an ACL injury. In the first quarter of his first game in 2008, Brady suffered a torn ACL and MCL. Brady missed the entire season while rehabbing and preparing for the next year (2008, not surprisingly, is one of only two years the Patriots have missed the playoffs in the last 12 years). Granted, an ACL and/ or MCL injury is different in a quarterback than a runningback, but nonetheless what he has done since is astonishing. He won 2009 Comeback Player of the Year honors, made yet another Super Bowl, has gone to 4 Pro Bowls, and was the 2010 NFL MVP. Brians Song, the made-forTV movie about Gale Sayers and his good friend and teammate Brian Piccolo (who passes away due to cancer), is a sports movie that many regard as one of the best ever. A story of friendship and perseverance, it not only describes Piccolo, but also Sayers. Sayers is one of the mostif not the most (excepting perhaps Barry Sanders)electrifying

players in NFL history. But just in his third season, Sayers (who was the NFLs leading rusher at the time), suffered a horrific knee injury, where he tore his ACL, MCL, PCL, and possibly even more than that. But through a series of knives and staples (the joys of 1960s knee surgeries) and with the help of teammate Piccolo, Sayers somehow came back; and, although not as electric as he once was, Sayers did still lead the league in rushing in 1969. After tearing ligaments in his other knee a year later, Sayers was essentially done. He became (and still remains), the youngest person ever inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame. In the first game of the 2005 NFL season, All-Pro Carolina Panthers receiver Steve Smith suffered a gruesome broken leg. He came back better than ever in 05, having career highs in receptions, yards, and TDsand hes still going strong with Cam Newton now at the helm. Broadway Joe Namath, the controversial/playboy quarterback of the 1960s-70s Jets, was struck with knee injuries his entire pro career. Throughout his career, Namath underwent 4 separate surgeries on his knee, and even had to drain his knee during halftime of several games. Impressive injuries for someone who won a Super Bowl, took home SB MVP honors, and won a couple MVPs. It was a guarantee that hed be on this list. Garrison Hearst, the star runningback for the 49ers, suffered a broken leg in the 1998 playoffs. As if that wasnt enough, Hearst developed a circulatory condition that prolonged rehab, and caused him to miss the next TWO seasons. Amazingly, after two full years removed from football, Hearst managed to come back rush for 1206 yards and catch 41 passes for 347 yards while taking home Comeback Player of the Year Honors.

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f the answer is no, or even if you think it is, this helpful guide to some of the best outdoor apps is sure you help you during your next adventure! perfect for the hiker, biker, or skier who wants to know what that mountain is over there that is looking oh-so tempting to climb. Survival GuideThis free app is loaded with information. However, it might be best power to last. It even has webcam images so that you can check for yourself. This is a must-have before the ski season is in full swing. BirdsEye Brace yourselves, because this app is $19.99, but if you are interested problem! Between the category listings and the individual knot information provided, youll have your job done in no time and can be confident in its hold. Map my Ride Although this app is $2.99, its really awesome! This app allows

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are in our area this includes all of Montana. You can organize the trails by closeness, but the first to come up is Mystic Lake, thus missing some of the closer (though shorter) trails nearby. Google Earth This is a free app that is perfect for

Geocaching Geocaching is a digital treasure hunt that puts you on the trail of real hidden objects everywhere in the world. No matter if you are trying out the free introductory app or the ten dollar official Groundspeak app, this program is sure to get you hunting through the city or even in the farthest reaches of our stateanyone up for a little mountain climbing?

suited for a iPad or tablet rather than a smart phone as it entails a lot of reading. This guide is broke down into 19 chapters and 8 helpful appendices that will aid you no matter what you are doing or where you are. Dangerous fish around? Got it. Need to signal someone? No problem. Can I eat this plant or will it kill me? Covered. Ski and Snow Report Another free app that is the

in any sort of bird watching it is absolutely amazing. With a map that shows all the birds recently seen around you, it also provides pictures and calls of each species so that you can use both your eyes and ears to identify whats up in your backyard tree. You can even add what you see to the app and it will be added to the map for everyone else to see. What Knot to Do This

your phones GPS to follow your ride but also gives you speed, calories, and time alerts. Your friends that also have the app can then see where youve been and can be jealous that youre out biking while they are at work. While there are also Map my Walk and Map my Run, I find that this one does well for all these activities. AllTrails This free app

navigation. No matter if you are trying to get to your next campsite or are day dreaming about that next hike, this app will give you probably the best satellite images available. Weather Channel Never underestimate the power of a good weather report, as it may save you a terrible hike or bike ride in a downpour or blizzard. This free app has

Peaks This $2.99 app will identify any mountain that you point your camera at and let you know its elevation and its distance from you. This is

skiers and snowboarders best friend. This app provides accurate snow reports from around your area, a snowfall chart to compare this years

free app from Columbia gives you step-by-step guides to any knot you can possible think of. Not sure what sort of knot you need for the task at hand? No

is gap-packed with trails in our area, provides fairly accurate descriptions and trail lengths, and even driving directions. However, although the trails

daily forecasts for wherever you are, the sunrise and sunset times, will alert you during severe weather, and even show you the pollen levels in the air.

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Eagle Mount Helps

t was actually William Clark, one of the leaders of the expedition, who gave little Pomp his nickname and it was Clark who signed his name on July 25, 1806 on his return trip and named the sandstone bluff Pompeys Tower. After paying the modest entry fee and starting my stroll in the brisk autumn weather, I stand looking at the bluff bearing the 200-year-old signature. While the rock and the river swirling around it probably havent changed much, the rest of this federally protected land has certainly been updated. A lovely cement path weaves its way between tipi displays I scaled the stairs, my view of with interesting facts such as the surrounding area improving with each passing step. About half way up, there it was, what all the fuss is aboutClarks very own signature. Despite its antiquity, the name is perfectly clear underneath its glass case. This case was placed in 1954 to replace the original iron bars that the Northern Pacific Railroad had used in 1882 to protect the signature. Although there are signs all around warning that it is illegal to imitate Clarks signature, the tipis were traditionally made, entire surface around Clarks is set up, cared for, and owned by filled with names from 1882 to the women of the tribe and ends 1982. However, one should be at the visitor centera beautiful warned that trying to add their and large building complete with own touch to this rock now is a gift shop. foolish as video cameras monitor Here you can find a wealth of the area 24-7. information about the expedition Beyond the signature, one can from interactive displays, to scale to the very top of the bluff to movies and even life-size figures of Sacagawea and little Pomp. For instance, did you know that Lewis and Clarks slave, York, was treated as an equal in the partyhe was given equal voting right and was allowed to carry a gun. Once out of the center, the full glory of the bluff rose before me. My dog Danteon his leash of course, this being a federal areaand I meandered over to its base, weaving our way through a lovely open field dotted with see the entire areathe sprawling tables that just ask for one to bring Yellowstone, the farmers fields a sack lunch along. Sadly, when beyond, and the trails that lay we reached the boardwalk scaling below. up the side of the tower a large While most of the area is NO DOGS ALLOWED sign left paved to allow access for all to little Dante at the bottom looking the historical site, there are a few mournfully up. off-the-beaten path, well, paths

Shares Outdoor Recreation with All

here and there. These weave through the brush and brambles surrounding the river and give one a chance to feel a little more like Lewis and Clark and a little less like a tourist. Eventually these paths end up at the river in which my dogand I suppose yourself if it was any warmer than the day I went! enjoyed a swim. However, that hasnt always worked out so well in the past; in 1873 Custers 7th Calvary were enjoying a nice dip when they were ambushed by the Sioux. While this hike may not be a long or difficult one, it is certainly one that can be enjoyed by the whole family or any history buff looking to seek out an indelible mark of the past. Heck, if you want to leave a lasting impression on your next blind date, Pompeys Pillar would certainly be a spot to remember! The Nitty Gritty: Length: Undetermined, though the cement walkway and the boardwalk up the bluff take about half an hour to explore at a leisurely pace Difficulty: Very easy, the paths are paved although there are quite a few stairs Pets, Children: Pets are allowed but only on leash and not on the boardwalk. Children could easily make this hike and would probably love seeing history before their very eyes How to get there: Take Interstate 94 in the direction of Lockwood until exit 23. From there, follow the brown signs leading you straight to the site. Dont forget $7 for the entry fee!

By TABBY MAUST outdoors@msubretort.org Nature never did betray the heart that love her These words by William Wordsworth are just as true today as they were in 1798 when they were first written. It means that nature is open to all that loves it and will welcome one and all in its loving embrace. Luckily, Eagle Mount has the same idea. Celebrating their 25th anniversary, Eagle Mount has a long history of providing enriching recreation both outside and in for children and adults with disabilities. With eight programs offered, five of which are in the great outdoors, Eagle Mounts goals, as said by Executive Director Autumn Frey, are not to change the world or behavior in a large way, but rather to provide fun, safe recreational activities for individuals and adults. By providing these recreational

opportunities to those with Down syndrome, cerebral palsy, multiple sclerosis, quadriplegia, traumatic brain injury, autism, and many other disabilities, Eagle Mount helps increase physical capabilities through activity, and also increase learning, provide socialization, and increase selfconfidence and independence for each individual in the program. While they may be humble in regards to the programs big picture goals, one cannot deny that these services certainly have the power to change the lives of those who can participate. How do they complete these goals? By venturing out into our lovely outdoors, of course! Their first program, started in 1988 here in Billings, was the adaptive ski program at Red Lodge Mountain. Here, 175 individuals with disabilities are given the opportunity to hit the slopes with the assistance of approximately 100 trained volunteers. This program is open to all, including those who are wheelchair bound due to an amazing ski chair that is guided down the mountain by a volunteer. Though this program is offered only during the winter months, the Summer Day Camp is there to take over during the summer months. Created especially for children and offered in three- 3 week sessions, the camp is a fun place for the children and is very beneficial for parents of children with disabilities to be able to send their children to a safe and fun place during the days of summer, says Frey. An equestrian program is also offered at the Yellowstone Boys

and Girls Ranch riding arena. Frey says that the program is wildly popular and constantly has a waiting list due to its many benefits for the rider. Each spring and fall, you can find volunteers and participants saddling up and hitting the trail. Also during the spring and fall one can find the Golf Program at our local golf courses. Between 15 and 20 individuals are taught to play the game and then get to practice twice a week. While there are different adjustments made depending on the individual, adaptive golf carts are always at the ready for those who need mobility assistance. The bike program allows individuals to enjoy the plethora of bike paths we now enjoy in our city. During the spring in fall, many different adaptive bikes are available including hand crank bikes, three wheel bikes, and tandem bikes for those who cannot ride alone. Although these five programs get those with disabilities out of the house to enjoy our fresh Montana air, the program also offers Social Night, Arts and Crafts, and indoor swimming so that everyones interests and needs can be met. Eagle Mount sees the importance of both physical exercise and social interaction, hence their varied program offerings. As there are nearly 400 participants enrolled in the program, they certainly need volunteers. Any student who has gone through the basic Special Education class over in our very own Education building has had the pleasure of being one of these volunteers. For liberal arts major Ashley Hickert, the experience was very rewarding. I loved working with people with Down Syndrome and seeing the passion that I feel and know about working with these individuals in the other volunteers was inspiring. Although there is an application process to be filled out by all volunteers (Eagle Mount wants nothing but the best for their participants!), there is nothing stopping any MSU Billings student, no matter their major, from helping out. If you have a passion for helping or a passion for the outdoors and simply want to share it with those who need it most, head online to www.eaglemount.us to find the application. If you are able to treat our participants with warmth and friendliness and encourage each of the participants to learn and have fun, as Frey says, you are welcome aboard for any number of fun activities!

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will be covered. Preventive health services include HIV screening, sexually transmitted infection prevention and counseling, breast cancer genetic test counseling and mammography screenings, breastfeeding comprehensive support and training, immunizations and vaccines, cervical cancer screening, domestic and interpersonal violence screening, and contraception. All FDA approved contraceptive methods are covered under the new law, including barrier methods (diaphragm), hormonal methods (the pill or vaginal ring), implanted devices (Nexplanon, IUD) emergency contraception ( Plan B), sterilization procedures, and patient education and counseling. Thanks to the ACA, testing for STI is covered. Chlamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis screening and counseling is one of these Essential Health Benefits. Sexually transmitted infections (STI) are passed on during vaginal, anal, or oral sex. Many people do not have any symptoms and do not know they are infected with a STI. Chlamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis can be treated when detected early. When STIs are not treated they can lead to

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serious health problems and cause infertility. Chlamydia testing is recommended annually for women that are under the age of 25 and sexually active. Women that are 25 year of age or older should be tested if they have new or multiple sexual partners. Men should be tested if they are worried about STIs or if they show any symptoms of chlamydia. But remember, the most common symptom of STIs is no symptoms at all. Gonorrhea testing is recommended for women that are having sex, have new or multiple partners, dont use a condom every time, use drugs, or have ever had an STI. Men should be tested with the same recommendations. Syphilis testing is recommended for pregnant women along with men who have sex with men and their partners. All health plans must include these essential health benefits and will have a positive impact on sexually active people. STI testing for a greater population will hopefully result in less cases and a healthier lifestyle! Thank you ObamaCare for taking care of down there!
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qualify for financial help that will reduce the cost of their health insurance plan. Individuals making up to $45,960 or a family of four making up to $94,200 will receive tax credits for their health insurance coverage according to healthcare.gov. The healthcare law provides preventive services without co-pays, protection from discrimination against preexisting conditions and gender, coverage limits, out-of-pocket limits, and the ability for young

adult to stay on their parents health insurance plan until age 26. All qualified health plans must include essential health benefits. These benefits include preventive health services that prevent people from getting sick in the first place. All new Marketplace plans must cover preventive services without charging a copay, even if the deductible of the plan has not been met. That means essential screening, testing, and counseling

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