Volume

Three

The official newsletter of Section D WIMWI 2012

Eye of the Devil

DESCEND, DOMINATE and DESTROY !!!

That was the modus operandi of the day The audience was left spellbound after they witnessed the spectacular performance put up by Section D on the RJM night. Following are the excerpts of the rampage that was unleashed.

The CR performance was the final nail in the coffins for the other sections. Section Ds CRs naach was so captivating that RJM witnessed a mass exodus of Tuchchas to the washrooms and were seen enquiring for his mobile number on their way out. A captains knock indeed Section D did the impossible! A galaxy of music stars from all genres, right from Elvis Presley to Lady Gaga, from Michael Jackson to AC/DC, strutted down the ramp. The cheering response from the audience said it all.

Breaking News
No teamno slotwhat say ThuThu Garh!

The Daanavs are here to MAKE daans to our fellow batchmates - We have a truckload of deodorant supplies in CR10. Please collect them and and spare our noses from the stink stemming from your 4-day old t-shirts.

Saiyyan Nights, we sympathise with you. Who wouldnt tear away such a dull and boring T-shirt? Now that you have an exemplary T-shirt on display, you can take tips from the Daanavs.

At PENthuGar* Dimwits!!! Move quickly I have to pick the crap you left behind

The Eye of the Devil caught their Thuthu(cha) CR escorting all of them back & forth to the bathroom. He was also found trailing behind them picking up the stinky poop piles they were leaving around.
Thuu Thu(cha) CR

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After her Sections Spit(e)ful performance, she finally decided to leave EnthuGarh to join Daanavs. However the mortals do not know that it is more difficult to get into the Daanav congregation than WIMWI.

Sanga, we know what you were going through! For how long did you have to bear the agony???!!!

A perfectly f(L)ab hourglass figure

Its not that Im a hunter that you wanna see my gun!!!

We understand that you do not wanna be seen with your Section

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Oh Sh*t!! Inter-breeding within thuthugarh will lead to dumber kids than us.

E ka sabse CHOTA hai!!!

Enthusiastic or horny? Thuthugarh ka Dushashan

Special note: PGPX Awesome newsletter. Hats off to you guys for playing it fair

The Daily Dagger

A harried student from the Nangareys tired by their sections insistence on depicting nightwear on their posters finally wrote a distress poem to share his pain and agony.

The Ballad of a Nudist Our community- the burning embers Vanquished by a great fire extinguisher. The source of our embers light? The Dragons Fart summoned with great might. Ragged by the destruction only farts to our name The modest old nightie our only claim to fame. Run, Run, We hear the Daanavs roar. As it approaches we go cold, And even our Nighties start to fold. Chanting Nangaare-Nangaare it takes a bite We realize the pointlessness of this fight, Defeated, obliterated we lay alone, As the Daanav sat on the T-Nite throne.

The Daily Dagger

, ... Leave the running around in the nighties for us tonight

Our biggest sponsors of Nighties on WIMWI forced their Tuchchas into adopting their dressing sense. Apparently their hands are tied with all the lingerie they have been sponsoring on their posters and therefore their tuchchas could be seen stumbling around in huge overgrown nighties doing subservient activities like making their posters, doing their shopping, editing their videos and even feeding them with their own hands. When the tuchcchas could no longer support them, the blockheads could do nothing but aimlessly bore the audience. It was reported that the Nangareys tuchchas overstrained by all the sh*t they had been doing, slept off while the deformers danced to the chanting boos from the audience. Even writing about them has extracted at least a 100 yawns.