How to Win the Lotto

By

Hope McBride

Copyright 2010, by William McBride ISBN 978-1-4357-6499-6

1. (The neighbors are fighting) Theyre mad because Reuben sprained his ankle on his skateboard? - Bnayvoovah That is why they are mad. - Penny

2. What now? - Penny

3. I know Im not mad or frustrated; Im just kind of in a weird mood. - Penny

4. What is that Billy M. (looking at the fabric)? - Tikbot Our money? - Bnayvoovah That is good stuff. - Tikbot

5. Billy, we know that we are writers. - Diana

6. Billy, thats why you write the fruits of an honor down. - Kelly

7. I know we won so why can I not convince myself (we have to pay a fee before they send us the Lotto winnings)? - Bnayvoovah

8. (Billy M. kisses Kelly, Penny, Tikbot, and Diana) We need some flowers, dont we? How about some gladriels? - Bnayvoovah Tov. Thank you. - Libby

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9. What if its a scam (the Lotto winnings)? - Bnayvoovah (Tikbot shakes his head No)

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10. Bnayvoovah do not say Hesed. - Penny What the hell? - Ria Tov. - Stephanie Tov. - Valerie Tov. - Penny

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11. (We all of us see how there will be an eclipse) Interesting stuff Bnayvoovah. - Penny

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12. Billy, everybody calls you a fagit. Thats not a Bnayvoovah. - Tob Shbeeb

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13. Should I turn it on? -Bnayvoovah No. - Penny But, its hot. - Bnayvoovah I know turn on the air conditioner. - Penny

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14. Billy, do not say that he (Reuben) was walking fine. - Shnoonah (Bnayvoovah is mute)

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15. What the hell is going on? they may say (about the lives we live). - Penny

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16. That is why we rock _____. - Tikbot If? - Bnayvoovah No, Rock and Roll. - Penny

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17. Theyre crazy! - Robbie

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18. One (looking at fabric). Two (looking at fabric). A (looking at another). - Ora

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19. She copied it (a quote of ours). - Bnayvoovah Yes, I know its kind of tov actually. - Tikbot

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20. Please dont say saying for quote. - Yafah

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21. Thats a good idea, lo. Its too expensive.well see (thinking of Bnayvoovahs love of renting a few nights a condo on the coast of Miami, Hawaii). - Penny

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22. This (writing) is better (than contemplating). - Bnayvoovah Yes. I know. - Kelly

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23. Thats 6. Now hes going to put 2 (sentence numbers). - Bnayvoovah He did it. - Rosalinda

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24. Billy, youre going to hell if you dont say Hesed right now. - Robbie

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25. Billy, what do you do if they call you a masterbator? - Stephanie I say what I always say. Thats a private matter, youll see. - Bnayvoovah

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26. What the hell is that (the fabric)? - Stephanie

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27. Thank you God for helping us write. Ahovah. I love you. Amen. - Stephanie at prayer

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28. What the hell is that (the fabric)? - Stephanie Its the poet Homer. - Bnayvoovah

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29. (Bnayvoovah is thinking of what the word representation is) Billy, that is good what youre thinking right now. - Penny Rock and Roll! - Marilyn

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30. You are going to heaven. They think youre crazy. - Libby What the hell? - Marilyn

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31. Why do you write the fruits of an honor down? - Ria, teaching To learn to teach to learn. - Bnayvoovah I dont like that face you made right now. - Ria

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32. Just like that. - Tikbot

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33. Now, what is the fabric? - Penny Please dont say we already said it. - Ria We already said it. - Bnayvoovah

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34. Done (with writing)! - Tikbot

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35. Tomorrow is such a long way off. - Bnayvoovah

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36. Can I write the fruits of an honor down? I hope Im not damned if I do. - Bnayvoovah Billy M.! - Tikbot

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37. Dont forget to add, whats a knock, knock, acrostic. - Marilyn Grey Curtained Piano. - Bnayvoovah

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38. Youre not a Bnayvoovah. - Rosalinda I dont know. I probably am. - Bnayvoovah

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39. The back. Ok (of the paper to write on)? - Bnayvoovah The back is okay. It would be just what the angel ordered. - Tikbot

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40. Fuck off Bnayvoovah! - Pneuma I heard that. - Bnayvoovah You were supposed to hear that. - Pneuma

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41. Hopey doesnt like it (the Range Rover idea). - Arielle We could make a budget. - Tob Shbeeb

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42. Whatever it is we will manage it. - Ora

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43. A little bit of change is good. - Elaine

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44. Remember what that Will said. We could have a good reason for moving. - Marilyn That sounds good. - Tob Shbeeb

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45. Hmmm! - Bnayvoovah What does humm! mean? - Rosalinda Hmm hmm! - Bnayvoovah What does hmm hmmm! mean? - Rosalinda

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46. You dont want to play (music)? - Bnayvoovah No. - Hopey Do you want to write? - Bnayvoovah I kind of do. - Hopey

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47. You are going to hell they say, but we think thats pretty stupid to judge you and not be judged by Ha-Shem, Blessed be his Name. - Marion

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48. Billy, do not look at Superstar. - Pekhot

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49. I know you want to know about the other side, but consider it crazy talk. - Ora Ora Tiferetot

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50. You know what? You know what theyre gonna do to him? Theyre gonna fuck him up. - Rosalinda

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51. Where will we sleep? - Bnayvoovah Right here. - Tikbot Okay, we buy a few things, a bed sheet. - Bnayvoovah Uh huh. - Tikbot Grey Curtains? - Bnayvoovah Uh uhh. - Tikbot Teeth! - Bnayvoovah Tov. - Tikbot

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52. Im thinking about Macbeth right now. - Bnayvoovah Thats pretty tov that youre thinking about him now. You can write that down. - Tikbot

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53. How do you send a Money Gram? - Rochelle Carefully. - Arielle

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54. Do not put Bnayvoovah. - Rochelle

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55. Maybe online? - Bnayvoovah Maybe so. We will see. - Penny That would be tov. - Tikbot

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56. Dear Ha-Shem, Blessed be your Name. Thank you for writing. Ahovah. Amen. - Stephanie

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57. Its okay. People know that youre not Ha-Shem, God of Abraham and Isaac. - Penny to Bnayvoovah

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58. What does Umph! mean? - Rosalinda It means something. - Bnayvoovah Yes, it does and she cant figure it out. - Tikbot

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59. Billy McBride, your hope has died. - Penny My hope has died? - Bnayvoovah Uh huh. - Penny

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60. Do not say, Jesus Christ is my Lord, trust me on that. - Penny Ok. - Bnayvoovah

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61. Im doing Ok? - Bnayvoovah Youre doing fine, trust me on that. - Penny

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62. We love you. - Penny

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63. Billy, that was not what she said. - Tikbot It was both? - Bnayvoovah Ok, I see what you mean. - Tikbot

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64. What the hells an atobot? - Elaine Something Tob Shbeeb hates. - Bnayvoovah

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65. I need a hug. - Libby

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66. A. CHIBUIKE OBINALIHE B. STD Building, 15th floor, C/o Pretorius and Van der Walt Streets C. City: Pretoria D. Code: 0020 E. Country: South Africa

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67. Billy, were writers, were supposed to write this down. - Penny

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68. After making payment, send to Mrs. Audrey Maluleka: A. Reference No of the payment slip B. Amount sent. C. Senders name and address.

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69. Billy, youre not a Bnayvoovah. - Robbie Ahovat Mom. Ahovah Dad. - Bnayvoovah

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70. What if its actually legitimate? - Bnayvoovah We will see. - Diana That is why we read. - Yafah

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71. I love you. - Bnayvoovah Billy, youre sad. Why? - Jennifer Because I wanted my Mom to give us a Money Gram and she took off. Dad wont check further. - Bnayvoovah

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72. Bnayvoovah we know that youre not gay or an atobot or a Nazi, but we love you as a Jew. - Yafah

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73. Hey Dave, look at the Bnayvoovah! - Jerry

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74. Youre not a Bnayvoovah, you cant even win the Lottery. - Rebbeca We did! - Kelly

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75. How to Win the Lottery. - Kelly How to win the Lottery! - Libby You like that title? - Bnayvoovah Yes I do. Say Hesed. - Penny Hesed. - Bnayvoovah

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76. Billy, what do you do if people call you a masterbator? - Stephanie I just tell them wait and see. We won the Lottery. - Bnayvoovah What does that have to do with anything? - Stephanie It doesnt but it changes a dull subject. - Bnayvoovah

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77. Vincent called you a kike! - Marilyn to Bnayvoovah He did only outside but not inside his self. - Tob Shbeeb

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78. I love you also means I will. - Jennifer

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79. Billy, do not kiss Tob Shbeeb right now. - Marilyn

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80. Billy, dont move your head. - Robbie (he moves it)

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81. Fuck you Bnayvoovah. - Rosalinda What are you gonna do now that youve won the Lottery? - Robbie Tithe, and what my wives want. - Bnayvoovah

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82. He (Jerry) was kind of silly, Billy. - Penny

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83. Billy, everybodys helping. - Marilyn

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84. I told you youre not an atobot. - Diana

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85. Dont forget to thank Ha-Shem. - Pekhot

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86. Meow!! - Rochelle, wrestling with Ha-Hevey Yod.

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87. Billy, what does Dora A. Orejel from Facebook do? - Pekhot Shes an artist. - Bnayvoovah

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88. Oh my God, hes not a Bnayvoovah after all. Just playing. - Rosalinda

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89. The Weaknesses Gold Moldians attack: Shame Gratitude Excitement Smaltz Sincerety Silliness Seriousness - Valerie

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90. Gold Moldians are some who go to the Christian afterlife, but they bug us and they are helping out even thought they are obnoxious. - Valerie

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91. Press: *PAY - Patty, the phone operator

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92. Ok, now heres what we are going be doing with our money - Tov Tov Shalom

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93. Part two of this book? - Marbah Mmmmmm. - Arielle Or we could just write more poetry. - Bnayvoovah

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94. That was a pretty cool stone. - Bnayvoovah

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95. Dont forget to thank your maker. Let Stephanie. - Libby

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96. Falstaff! We just read Henry IV better by experiencing what we can when we read the Bard. - Tikbot

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97. I heard from my spiritual Grandmother and Grandfather. - Bnayvoovah

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98. What is your name? - A radio station

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99. Wait for it. - Diana

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100. Billy McBride dont look there (at his phone). - Yafah

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FINIS

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