From Our Science Correspondent – Dr P. V. Horsefeather.
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Research on elementary Some studies have indicated that Current researche indicates that particles has revealed that the the atomic mass number usually Directorium has a half life which heaviest element known to increases after each corresponds to that of one gin science, Administratium, exists reorganisation. Where the new and tonic. q in two forms. element differs from Administratium is in the nature The newly discovered element, of its elementary particles: Managerium, is unique in that it Managerium has twice the (This article has been prepared by our has no protons or electrons, which number of berks. Science Correspondent, Dr P. V. means that it has an atomic Horsefeather. Dr Horsefeather is a number of 0. However, it does Studies based upon the work of Consultant at The Anahula, Sanitarium, have 1 neutron, 125 deputy Professor Stephen Hawking of Bogwater Farm, Tristan da Cunha, neutrons, 75 assistant deputy the University of Cambridge TV751QX. A brief description of neutrons, 11 assistants to the have shown there are at least six Administrarium was contained in a different ‘flavours’ of berk—up, Newsletter of the University of St Loko - assistant deputy neutrons, 1 down, strange, charmed, top and published some time ago and reprinted secretrino and 273.4 resource fundament. Managerium is elsewhere. The original article may have managerions. This gives it an extraordinary in that it has berks been Australian; if further details are known atomic mass number of 513. The with charmed fundaments. These Psychiatry Activist would be glad to receive 513 particles are held together by exert a strong attractive force on them.) a force that involves the the particle of spin ½ — known continuous exchange of meson- as the massive vector bosom— like particles called memos. unique to the secretrino. When an accurately aligned bosom hits Since it has no electrons a fundament the collision can The Editor invites contributions to Managerium is inert. It can be produce energy equivalent to Psychiatry Activist. The purpose of the detected chemically because it around one thousand million newsletter, apart from providing electron volts (100 G e V ) - t h e members with Association information, seems to impede every reaction in ‘Big Bang’. Was the delay in the is to provide a forum for views on which it is present. According to scientific discovery of professional matters, accounts of clinical one investigator a single atom of Managerium due to this berk/ activities by members throughout the Managerium made a reaction that spin affinity? world, and light literary relief for the normally takes less than a second reader at the end of a busy day. So why It might be thought that finding not take up your pen or switch on your take over four months. The results the answer to this would be the word processor, and contribute to your support the Grand Unified Theory newsletter? Articles expressing points of of the Universe which states that ultimate triumph of human view or special experience of benefit to time is as long as a piece of reason—for then we would know readers are particularly welcome. So are string. the nature of God. However, short humorous items, anecdotes and even at the highest resolution well-drawn cartoons. Articles should, if Like Administratium, and with the use of a telescopic possible and appropriate, be accompanied Managerium has a half-life of lens Managerium rotates at a by photographs (preferably black-and- approximately three years. It white) or line drawings using a thick pen. frequency such that it is merely a - Contributions should be sent to the does not actually decay. Instead, blur and can never be contacted Editor, Dr Dick Cahuna, 19b after molecular aggregation by telephone. Evershorn Avenue, Thickthorpe, ('meetings'), it seems to vanish Dorkshire DE3 4FU. into the limbo of the space-time When the critical mess of Views and opinions expressed in continuum where it undergoes a Managerium is reached it may Psychiatry Activist are not necessarily reorganisation. Deputy neutrons, transmute into the unstable those of the Editor of Psychiatry isotope Directorium. As a result Activist or of members of the Council of assistant deputy neutrons, the berk spin of ½ may go round the Association of Activists in assistants to the assistant deputy Psychiatry. neutrons, the secretrino and and round in ever decreasing resource circles and disappear