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XVHI. A ^^larter-maaer.
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VI. A" Brigadier-General. XIX: TheyC^aplain of a Re-
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R E A D E R.
^^IHE World DilJeEied Wo(^de7i
r"
'';! (in which the Mifcarrlages of
ei^^ our Fleet ^ the Infolence of our
Naval Officers^ and the Miferies and
Hardjljips of our Sailors before the
Majiy are difcovered) has met with uni-
verfal Applaufe ; and the fmart Re-
flections therein on the ConduEl of our
Marine Commanders^ may teach them
to be nsjifer and better, it they are ca-
pable of Injlruciion.
A 2 pre-
To the Reader,
prefum'd, the Gentleuien of the Ar7ny
may underftand how to conform them-
felves to the Obligations they He under ;
vincible.
Crimiaal
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THE
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THE
CONTENTS.
^ HE, Character of an Army in General^ i
A Regiment^ or Baiialion, 5
A Captain General, i o
A Lieutenant General
- 1 2
A Major-General, 1
A Brigadier-General^ 19
A Colonel, 24 .
A Lieutenant-Colonel, 29
A Major, 32
A Captain cf the Guards^ 34
An Aid- de-Camp, 40
A Partifan, 41
A Spy, 44
A Cdptain, «
47
A Lieutenant, 52
^« Enfign, 54
^» Adjutant, §6
A '^arter-Mapr, "
58
y^^ Chaplain of the Regment, 60
I'be Surgeon, €4.
A Serjeant, 66
A Grenadier, 68
. . A private Centinel, 69
AProvoJi, "
71
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•
Of
)
( '
'i^^^^SKsV^
Of an Army in general.
B " trc-'"'
( 2 )
they make Uk
of this, as moft irrefifbable and
convincing. But the i'o}ir-.cians may talk wha**
they will af the Matter, if a plundered Boor was
to preach of Reafon to his L>and!ord a Dragoon,
Lord blefs us how the Landlord in Red would
!
Of a Regi?nent^ or Battalimt,
• < 6 ) . . .. •
. \
next ? AnJ when the erevated Cupola pf St. PauVs^
or the Monument, with Tendernels and Affedfion,
Hands prepared to receive any Perfon who is incHn-
able to break his' Neck, with that Grandeur, Pomp,
and Magnificence, as would do a Man's Heart good
to throw himfelf off it ?
It may be properly termed the Church Militant
for they pray heartily when in AfRidion, and fad
too, when no Provifion is to be got, with all ima-
ginable Humiliation, till the next Convoy brings
them ftore and Geneva ; infpired with
of Bread
which, they are ready to prove their Religion or-
thodox, by the infallible Arguments of Sword and
Fuzee, againft alfits Enemies, the Poj)€j the Turk,
and the Devil.
Over a Boiile or F/aggojf, they fv/ear they love
each other like a Brother j but the truer Exprel-
fion would be like a Father and fo they do in •,
(-;'
laying
)
( s
laying up for Winter j and fuch an Adlion would
reiemble a Burgher of Lo7nbard- Street^ rather than
a Gcrntleman-Dra<j;oon, or Grenadier.
They are certainly the moft familiar of Men •,
Of a Captain-General.
kept
C 15 )
( i6 ;
Of a Major-General,
ry, may fave their Pay, live upon the Enemy, and
at the End of the War, get a French Eftate in De-
bentures.
He has always his Aid de Camps to attend him,
to fetch, and carry his Orders, as Puppies do
Gloves. Soir^etimes, indeed, they are fe?it upon
dangerous Expeditions, where the Bullets fly as
thick as falfc Oaths in Term Time ; but he has
good Nature enough not to employ them ever-
ladingly on fuch perilous Adventures : Tlj^ir Bu-
finefs only is in ferener Times, to know, how a
Brother General digefted his Champaign or BUrgiindy \
Qt how his Entertainment agreed with him the pro-
ceeding Evening.
His Tent is always guarded like the Garden oF
the Hejperides^ by a waking Dragon that is, by a •,
beral.
;
Of a Brigadier-General.
„ Brother amongft
V ;, the vounceft
,hf youn
ABngadier 1
but by t
^,^^_
General OHjcer.^
-j^
^ .^
^^^
tncleavou ,
his own pious
,
and
of La"d.
efcapes the Perils ^^"^^Z/^fTh beft Of.
and Sutfaciency oi
Conttea, Addrefs,
ficerinthe A?my. C Se-
"'' n" yet acquainted
\L°x4 :" il'lK is
j^e^
inftrua him better
./;S BufT^m"' «ill
--^
( 2L0
Man rtiould be always looking upon the Sky, and
never have an Inch of Heaven in his Thoughts.
He's no mighty Friend to the Clergy 'tis true, •,
runs
( 24 )
Of a Colonel
t 27 )
to give Sentence,
Troop; and they *-"0^ !ho^v
the ^ p^ r.
^^''';'f''XZrtt^^^?^^^
to do Nation JuUice in
r
tlie
St.
together, he for
Plunder go
^'lf
It Uanger and
Danaer duu Officer,
f°"^^ favourite
moft Part deuche
the
whofe Head, '^^ ^
f
^,„,, he leems
a
Hazard of the'^p''
'"^'J^ J' rizc. This
W;^^„^„ is
"i-^ yuffTool
gain, to fuc-
I' the D,
Moveables out of l^ange-^
he's reafonably
<""'"
,
°Vhe fofotoe as t. pre-
^Z::^ePrU:f:a:dh.s\orrhpn..ybebu.
wh'at they ..iU of this
"Lr't^:'wo"rld"th,nlt
j^ct tne vvuMv
lece ot^ Prudence
and
Adion. 'tis a con unimate j
^^^^^^^ ^^^^
Circumlpeaion , for "1°^, t'
f ^, i^,,^ be apt
J';^"to
and g':t into The P
"f /^a
tSt ^,
houfe
jf n
before
ths Colonel
the
( 28 )
Of a Lieutenant'CoIoneL
A Lieutenant-Colonel
brave and honed Fellow, till a Regiment
fpoils him, and makes him Heir to the Caprices
is, for the mod Part, a
(So)
Commlfllon ; or reduce the fame Animal from a
Lion to a Lamb, by revoking a too eafy Conceffion.
He conflantly plies in the Drawing Room at
; Court, djj^d his Generals levy with the flime AflTi-
duity and Submiffion, as a young Batchelor of Di-
vinity, who cringes for Preferment. He is con-
ftant as the Looking- Giafs in the Apartments of
his Superior ; and, like thofe deceitful Mirrors,
flatters all Perfons, who think it \vorth their while
to make their AddreiTes to him.
By his obliging Air and Civility, you'd think
him as good natur'd as a Puppy -Dog bur if ever -,
Of
C 32 ^
Of a Major.
A
in
Major
It. He,
is the Pilot of the
or (hould be, as
like the
good an
Mafter in a
Regiment, who is,
Officer as any
Man cf War^ if
he happens to iteer amifs, the Battalion is as like-
ly to periih by Fire, as the floating Callk by
Water.
He IVord of Command with as ma-
gives the
jeftick an Sea-Captain bids his Steward
Air, as a
bring up Dinner. His Voice founds as deep as
a Kettle-Drum and you may eafily imagine what
•,
Weapon.
This She-Major mentions the Regiment with as ma-
ny endearing Expreffions, as if it was her Lap-dog •,
* Thus
;
( 35 )
( 36 )
.11
( 11 )
( 39 )
lower ; to one
garrifon Plyytiouth^ Portfmouth^ or the
of which, he pretends a good Title to be Gover-
nor ; having receiv'd fevcral Wounds from French
Weapons, while he lay entrench'd in thofe im-
pregnable Fortrefles.
Notwithftanding, tho' he is none of the bed
Livers, yet he does not in the lead apprehend
going to the Devil, becaufe he never fent any
Body thither himfelf, either Friend or Foe, at
home or abroad, unk-fs it were by Curfes and Exe-
crations -, and as for thofe he may fet his Heart at
reft. Heaven never regards them ; they are e*en
^s harmlefs as his Rapier.
To look upon
Mufter-RoUs, you'd think
his
his Company his Glafs, which is always
as full as
Of an Aid de Camp.
Shadow of
A^^ Aid Officer
de
•,
Camp
he
is
follows
the
his Steps
a General-
wherever he
goes, with as much Fidelity end Diligence, as
^rey^ or Venus do their Mailers. He is lure to
carry the General's Commands, whether it be to
order an Attack, or to bring up a Dinner.
He admires a General who can conquer with-
out Bloodflied ; for a Battle tnay endang-cr himfelf
and his Mailer : And he has always To much
Fidelity for the laft. that he defires he may fleep
in a whole Skin, out of a fmcere Affection to the
former.
He would not change his Poll, when on this
^^t of the Water, for any beneath the Dignity
of a Colonel, he finds ^o many appurtenances be-
longing to it and n(;twithllanding the Govern-
'.,
Of a Tartifan,
U4 )
Of a Spy.
i^
^ (47 )
Of a Captain.
BY the
he is
Partiality of Fortune^ as
no higher Rank than that of a Cap-
in
he imagines,
( 49 )
As old Janus of the a double Face,
Romans had
fo our Captain has a Brace of Phyfiognomies j an
humble fneaking one to his Superiors, and a faucy,
heddring, domineering Countenance to his Vaf-
fals but he is far from being ciiarg'd with the
-,
( 51 )
the other.
Thus the Captain makes a Merchandife of the
Subjed, and fenc's more Men abroad, than Oliver
did, after the Battle o\ IVcrceJler^ to the IVeJi hdies.
He vifits the Goals as conftantly as the Ordinary
does Newgate ; and his Prefencc is near as omi-
nous to the Prifoners.
For as one difmifles his Taterdemalions at the
Tripple-tree, after a Pfalm and a few Ejaculations,
Rogues in Red, wi:h fome
fo the other fends his
Promifes of Preferment abroad ; and truly it is a
hard Matter, to guefs whether thofe from New-
gate, or the Savoy, go into the more combuQable
Climate.
Thus, having run through all the Arts and In-
trigues of his Poll, he at lalt arrives to a Per-
fection good Hufbandry i by which he pre-
in
ferves every Thing but his Reputation amongft
the Soldiers, and the Chara6ter of a good Offi-
cer amonglt the Superiors So, dilpifcd by thofe :
1 2 abo'
C 52 )
Of a Lieut enajtt,
A Lieutenant^ like
fejl,
Duke
Viceroy of the whole Ifland, under
is
Of an Enfign,
AN Enftgn
paffed thro'
is ufually a
all
young Gentleman, who
the ClalTcs of his Education ,
Of
( 56 >
Of an Adjutafit.
ginable. n
His Cane works as many Wonders
\.
as the RodA
of Mofes: It Scurvy and Lamenefs as
cures the
well as' St. mm/red's Well, or the Cold Bath It :
are never
cimes give each other to th? Devil, but
the Ad-
once fo daring in their Anger, as to wifh
jutant may take him into his Clutches.
He fancies himfelf the bed Head in the Army •,
had
and would have you believe, that the Battalion
his Dif-
been broken an hundred Times, but that
prcftrv'd not but that he'll acknowledge
cipline it i
en him. . .
K ^^'^
( 58 ) ,
Of a Stuarter-Mafter.'
K 2 Of
( 6o )
mour ; brought
for he can hardly be now to preach
any Thing to the Purpofe, but over his Bottle.
He had fome fqucamifh Notions of Piety in-
ftiird into him by his Mother ; but Thanks to
his good Stars, and his Univerfity-Education, he
has fhook them off long ago j and now he believes
himfelfas fine a Gentleman, as wenching, and a
little Touch of Atheifm can make him.
•were.
When he's abroad in Popifli Countries, he^
pevcr contradicts thofe of another Religion, nQt||
out!
and the good Man,
his
for
Endeavours,
'"^
/„ "yy ftops up
that he quiCKiy ^ f
ccfsfulin
all Gaps
By
ot Difcontent
the yar,o.,s
fooncr imagine h.in
a Son ot
»' ot h^
pjep ,han of W,j
^irfratt-i r^et^^rat^lni:^
Scar.et Pa-
l::rhrMr G.t'a::ngftP
be
The Regiment would ^,^^^-^^^^ ^^ 0,^,,^
"iXworts litis
"l'"''
Words in Queaion ;,
a Reproach to h,s
InThisnxmJtPraaice is
Priea W.thout a
Mr.to. of
'""^^:^wourfno or Kctis,
r !.<> fnrrnds 1. « Canvais,
( ^2
Sermon, provided there's a good Dinner to re-
compence his Labour ; for he'll no more thank
God than the King for nothing and thinks this •,
(63 )
Of
,
( 64 )
Of the Surgeon.
in Ckrijiendcm. '
^
He never ventures into an Engagement, tHat
is not his Bufintfs \ "World
he '"
unde'rftands the
much better ; but if any of the French happen to
be wounded, and fo fail under his Hanfd, he knows ,
( ^5 )
•
Of a Serjeant,
A
/"\
^'^^j'^''^'^^
L'on ;
^ Jack-call to his Captain, the
is
Of a Grenadier.
Of a private CentineL
Of a Trovoji.
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