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The significance of the Seasons and the corresponding Apostles. Discordian Creationism and its many adherents. The Myth of the Nipples. St. Tib's Day: Julian or Gregorian?
B.E.T.E.O. P.O.D. H.E. A.H.D. R.A.D.D. Last modified Confusion 71, 3171 by MFB
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Brother Pope Max Flax Beeblewax, KSC, DSM, ULC, SDP (dmm@muddcs.cs.hmc.edu) Pope Jobe, formerly POEE Chaplin Pope George Ringo, KSC, LDD, DSP (mmorse@osiris.ac.hmc.edu) Pope Bolo of the Beautiful Metaphor, , W.R.K.W.H.T.I. (bmcaleer@osiris.ac.hmc.edu) Padgett The Mellow Yeti, Dark Pope of Claremont (parango@pomona.claremont.edu) Pope Mirth the Cheshire Cat who Likes to Turn Things Over, KSC, LSD (sboone@osiris.ac.hmc.edu) Pope Serendipity of the Retro Aura, KSC, DSM, and Ruler of Antarctica (althomas@muddcs.cs.hmc.edu) Pope Zonk of the No Second Name (jherzog@osiris.ac.hmc.edu)
What are you talking about? Where's the FAQ? Yes, and? What else? Who are you people?
Last modified Prickle-Prickle, the 35th of Bureaucracy, 3161 Y.O.L.D. (September 11, 1995 C.E.) by Pope Max Flax Beeblewax
Chaos
Five pebbles, arranged in a pentagon. No connecting lines. This is the ancient universe, as earliest humans saw it. There is no suggestion of either the Aneristic Illusion (the idea that order is real) or the Eristic Illusion (the idea that disorder is real). Apostle Hung Mung came out of this mindset and planted the seeds of the Taoist religion, whose followers don't apply their force to the universe, but instead allow the universe to guide their force.
Discord
Five pebbles in a pentagon. Lines connect every other pebble, creating a star. This is the universe as humans begin to get the idea that there is something to be said about it. "Disorder!" they said, falling for the Eristic Illusion hook, line, and sinker. "It's all disorder!" Fortunately, disorder is something we can enjoy. Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo helped with this by being the first to turn drumming from a monotonous beat into a semichaotic jam.
Confusion
Five pebbles in a pentagon. Lines connect every pebble, creating a pentagon and a star.
This is the universe as humans begin to add some method to the madness. The Aneristic Illusion has appeared, and some people are not sure about which is true. Apostle Sri Syadasti had an answer to this in his name: All affirmations are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense. He also thought folks should allow psychedelic experiences to guide them through the change. Apostle Blessed Saint Gulik the Stoned, meanwhile, is a roach.
Bureaucracy
Five pebbles in a pentagon. Lines connect the pebbles around the edge, forming a pentagon. This is the universe as humans decide that it is orderly. The Aneristic Illusion is in full form, as scientists and politicians do their best to impose order on the world they see. Apostle Zarathud saw this, and became a hermit so he could watch the silliness from afar. He also found the Pentabarf, one of the largest impositions of Order on Discordians.
The Aftermath
Five pebbles, scattered. This is the universe once humans start playing with it. Illusions are what you make of them, and they're not hard to do. Apostle The Elder Malaclypse tried to get people to do this by carrying a sign saying "DUMB", as in what a dumb game you're playing right now, when you could be having so much more fun. The people of that time preferred not to see that message, though, and instead read "DOOM". Later, Mal-1 came to Lord Omar and Mal-2 in a vision, disguised as a chimpanzee, in the event that I call the Malaclypse, in order to plant the seed of
Discordianism, which will eventually lead the entire planet out of damnation into salvation. Note from MFB, 43Chs3162: I've since (since 57Cnf3160, anyway) moved from a future eschatological interpretation to a present echatological one. (If you don't know wht that means, ask a theology student.) Last modified by MFB on 43Chs3162
Discordian Creationism
Original Posting to Alt.Discordia:
I was pondering creationism and evolutionism today. It occurred to me that Discordian Creationism looks very similar, nay, identical to Darwinian Evolutionism. Eris thinks, Okay, I'm bored. Let's make something. Well, what to start with? How about an explosion? That'll be fun. (BOOM) Okay, now we've got all this stuff floating around, let's clump some of this stuff together, and oh look! this stuff spins well... hmm... well, how about a set of stuff.... (much later) okay, let's try something really interesting... life! That would be neat... (zot) okay, it's not as interesting as I thought... well, what if it worked like this? Ouch, that didn't work... Well, if it could do this.. hey, neat! Alright, let's try something else.. whee! Wow, there are so many Discordian Creationists out there... it's amazing...
Further reflection
Eventually, Eris came up with the idea of making living things that could play with life like she could. That's us. Last modified on Chaos 62, 3160 by Pope Max Flax Beeblewax
the fur hid the nipples She didn't see anything but Eris's wide smile. Aneris, naturally, got suspicious... She knew from experience that Eris could not be trusted when She was smiling. (Or at any other time, for that matter.) Shrugging, Aneris started creating the first woman. She made her after Her own image, with heavy hair on her head but not as much elsewhere. And She gave women nipples, which were quite visible from the lack of hair. Eris followed along, creating the first man. She gave him hair on his head, and not as much elsewhere. And She gave him the same useless nipples all the other male mammals had. Aneris looked over and saw what had happened. "Wha-at?!", Aneris screamed. "Have You been giving all the male mammals nipples all this time?" Eris just doubled over, laughing. "Damn it, Eris, whenever We make anything You always do something weird like this! Can't You take anything seriously?" Aneris sighed as Eris shook Her head no. "Well, I can at least cover this up a little," Aneris muttered, and She put hair around men's nipples. "There, now you can't see them so much." And Aneris rested, while Eris continued to roll on the floor. So to this day men have nipples, which are merely emphasized by the hair around them. Hail, She what done it all! Written a while ago. Finally tidied up and HTML-ized on Mojoday, 3162. All by Max Flax Beeblewax, though someone else actually inspired it by pointing out the hair. All Rights Reversed - (K) - Doowatchalike.