HAIRSPRAY LYRICS "GOOD MORNING BALTIMORE" Oh, oh, oh, woke up today Feeling the way I always do Oh,

oh, oh, hungry for something that I can't eat Then I hear that beat The rhythm of town Starts calling me down It's like a message from high above Oh, oh, oh, pulling me out To the smiles and the streets that I love Good morning Baltimore Every day's like an open door Every night is a fantasy Every sound's like a symphony Good morning Baltimore And some day when I take to the floor The world's gonna wake up and see Baltimore and me Oh, oh, oh, look at my hair What 'do can compare with mine today? Oh, oh, oh, I've got my hairspray and radio I'm ready to go The rats on the street All dance round my feet They seem to say, "Tracy, it's up to you" So, oh, oh, don't hold me back 'Cause today all my dreams will come true Good morning Baltimore There's the flasher who lives next door There's the bum on his bar room stool They wish me luck on my way to school Good morning Baltimore And some day when I take to the floor The world's gonna wake up and see Baltimore and me I know every step, I know every song I know there's a place where I belong I see all those party lights shining ahead So someone invite me before I drop dead! (Before she drops dead!) So, oh, oh, give me a chance 'Cause when I start to dance I'm a movie star Oh, oh, oh, something inside of me makes me move When I hear the groove My ma tells me no But my feet tell me go! It's like a drummer inside my heart So, oh, oh, don't make me wait One more moment for my life to start... Good morning, good morning Waiting for my life to start

I love you Baltimore Every day's like an open door Every night is a fantasy Every sound's like a symphony And I promise Baltimore That some day when I take to the floor The world's gonna wake up and see Gonna wake up and see Baltimore and me... Yes, more or less we all agree Baltimore and me... Someday the world is gonna see Baltimore and me! *** "NICEST KIDS IN TOWN" Hey there, teenage Baltimore, don't change that channel, 'cause it's time for th e Corny Collins Show, brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray! Oh, every afternoon when the clock strikes four (Bop bee ba, ba ba ba ba ba, bee ba) A crazy bunch of kids crash through that door, yeah (Bop bee ba, ba ba ba ba ba, bee ba) They throw off their coats and leave the squares behind And then they shake it, shake it, shake it, like they're losing their mind You'll never see them frown 'Cause they're the nicest kids in town Oh, every afternoon you turn your TV on (Na, na na na na, na na na na) Yeah, we know you turn the sound up when your parents are gone, yeah (Na, na na na na, na na na na) Then you twist and shout for your favorite star And when you've practiced every step that's in your repertoire You better come on down And meet the nicest kids in town Nice white kids who like to lead the way And once a month we have our Negro Day And I'm the man who keeps it spinning round Mr. Corny Collins with the latest, greatest Baltimore sound So every afternoon drop everything (Bop bee ba, ba ba ba ba ba, bee ba) Who needs to read and write when you can dance and sing? (Bop bee ba, ba ba ba ba ba, bee ba) Forget about your Algebra and Calculus You can always do your homework on the morning bus Can't tell a verb from a noun They're the nicest kids in town R-r-roll call! I'm Amber, Brad, Tammy, Fender, Brenda, Sketch, Shelly, IQ, Lou Ann, Joey Mikey, Nikki, Becky, Chris, Jessi, Ella, Holly, Noreen, Laureen...and I'm Link

So, if every night you're shaking as you lie in bed Shake it, baby! (Pony pony, ooh, pony pony) And the bass and drums are pounding in your head (Pony pony, ooh, pony pony) Who cares about sleep when you can snooze in school? I'll never get to college, but you'll sure look cool Don't need a cap or a gown When you're the nicest kids in town They're the nicest, nicest They're the nicest, nicest Well, they're the sugar 'n' spicest Nicest kids in...kids in town, woo! *** "IT TAKES TWO" It takes They say But what And so I That I'm That I'm It takes two it's a man's world, well, that cannot be denied good's a man's world without a woman by his side? will wait until that moment you decide your man and you're my girl the sea and you're the pearl two, baby, it takes two

A king ain't a king without the power behind the throne A prince is a pauper, babe, without a chick to call his own So please, darling, choose me, I don't wanna rule alone Tell me I'm your king and you're my queen That no one else can come between It takes two, baby, it takes two Don't you know? Lancelot had Guinevere, Mrs. Claus has old St. Nick Romeo had Juliet, and Liz, well, she has her Dick They say it takes two to tango, well, that tango's child's play So take me to the dance floor and we'll twist the night away Just like Frankie Avalon has his favorite Mouseketeer I dream of a lover, babe, to say the things I long to hear So come closer baby, oh, and whisper in my ear Tell me you're my girl and I'm your boy That you're my pride and I'm your joy That I'm the sand and you're the tide And I'll be the groom if you'll be my bride It takes two, baby, it takes two It takes two, baby, it takes two... *** "MISS BALTIMORE CRABS" (VELMA) Front step, cha-cha-cha. Back step, cha-cha-cha. Side step, front step,

Back, and turn. (TRACY) Oh my God, Penny, there's Link- Link! I can't believe I'm really here auditionin g! (PENNY) I can't believe I'm really here watching you audition! (VELMA) Front step, cha-cha-cha. Back step, cha-cha-cha. Side step, front step, Back, and tOh, Amber, look at this motley crew! Oh, this town sure has gone downhill since crowned Miss(AMBER) Oh Mother, not more ancient history! (VELMA) Oh, my God, how times have changed! These girls must be blind or completely deranged. But time seemed to halt When I was Miss Baltimore Crabs. Amber! That move is far too dirty! (AMBER) Mother, wake up from that dream of yours, this isn't 1930. (VELMA) You can laugh, but life's a test. Don't do this, don't do that! Remember- Mother knows best. For the crown's in the vault From when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs. (AMBER) These steps are perfect ammunition. (VELMA) Let me show you how your Mommy dear took out the competition. Girls, go get 'em. Boys, let's rumba. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Those poor runner-ups might still hold some grudges. They padded their cups, but I screwed the judges. Those broads thought they'd win If a plate they would spin in their dance. Ha! Not a chance! Boys, put me down. Oh, good morning ladies. Let's see what you got. (COUNCIL MEMBERS) Twist, twist, twist, twist. Mashed potato, mambo. (VELMA) Ready? Begin.

On my show, you'll never find A thrusting hip or bumping grind. (AMBER) What's that? A dance for fleas and ticks? (VELMA) Oh, you should have seen my bag of tricks! Oh, I hit the stage, batons ablaze! While belting Aida and preparing souffles! But that triple somersault Is how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs! [Instrumental Break] (VELMA) Proceed. (TAMMY) Are you scared we're on live? (TRACY) No, I'm sure I can cope. (AMBER) Well, this show isn't broadcast in(COUNCIL MEMBERS) cinema scope! (VELMA) I never drank one chocolate maltNo desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs. (AMBER) This one will never get a date in those hand-me-down clothes. (VELMA) Ha! Kid, she'll never get a date if Daddy buys her a new nose. I would say, "Oy, gevalt!" If I wasn't Miss Baltimore Crabs. (AMBER) Do you dance like you dress? (LINK) Amber, there's no need to be cruel. (VELMA) Would you swim in an integrated pool? (TRACY) I sure would! I'm all for integration. It's the new frontier! (VELMA)

Not in Baltimore, it isn't. And may I be frank? First impressions can be tough and when I saw you, I knew it. If your size weren't enough, your last answer just blew it. And so, my dear, so short and stout, You'll never be in, so we're kicking you out! With your form and your face, oh, but it isn't your fault. You're just down with a case of Miss Baltimore Crabs! Eh, you may go. (TRACY) Um, thank you? (PENNY) I think they secretly liked you! (LITTLE INEZ) May I please audition? (VELMA) Ha ha ha, of course not! But you may bow and exalt 'Cause I am Miss Baltimore Crabs! (COUNCIL MEMBERS) Crabs, crabs, crabs! *** "I CAN HEAR THE BELLS" I can hear the bells, well, don't you hear 'em chime? Can't you feel my heartbeat keeping perfect time? And all because he touched me, he looked at me and stared Yes, he bumped me, my heart was unprepared When he tapped me and knocked me off my feet One little touch, now my life's complete 'Cause when he nudged me, love put me in a fix Yes, it hit me just like a ton of bricks Yes, my heart burst, now I know what life's about One little touch and love's knocked me out And I can hear the bells, my head is spinning I can hear the bells, something's beginning Everybody says that a girl who looks like me Can't win his love, well, just wait and see 'Cause I can hear the bells, just hear them chiming I can hear the bells, my temperature's climbing I can't contain my joy 'Cause I finally found the boy I've been missing Listen, I can hear the bells Round one, he'll ask me on a date And then round two, I'll primp but won't be late Because round three's when we kiss inside his car

Won't go all the way, but I'll go pretty far Round four, he'll ask me for my hand And then round five, we'll book the wedding band So by round six, Amber, much to your surprise This heavyweight champion takes the prize And I can hear the bells, my ears are ringing I can hear the bells, the bridesmaids are singing Everybody says that a guy who's such a gem Won't look my way, well, the laugh's on them 'Cause I can hear the bells, my father will smile I can hear the bells as he walks me down the aisle My mother starts to cry But I can't see 'cause Link and I are French kissing Listen, I can hear the bells I can hear the bells, my head is reeling I can hear the bells, I can't stop the pealing Everybody warns that he won't like what he'll see But I know that he'll look inside of me, yeah I can hear the bells, today's just the start 'cause I can hear the bells and 'til death do us part And even when we die, we'll look down from up above Remembering the night that we two fell in love We both will shed a tear And he'll whisper as we're reminiscing Listen, I can hear the bells (We can hear the bells) I can hear the bells (We can hear the bells) I can hear the bells *** "LADIES CHOICE" Hey little girl, with the cash to burn Well, I'm selling something you won't return Hey little girl, take me off the shelf 'Cause it's hard having fun playing with yourself Once you browse through the whole selection Shake those hips in my direction Bring it back if she never did see Take me home and then unwrap me Shop around with every dollar, I've got to be The ladies' choice, ladies' choice The ladies' choice Hey little girl, looking for a sale Test drive this American male It's gonna take cash to fill my tank So let's crack open your piggy bank Hey little girl, you're window shopping I got something traffic-stopping Hey little girl, on a spending spree I don't come cheap but the kisses come free On closer inspection, I'm sure that you'll agree I'm the ladies' choice, ladies' choice Ladies' choice

Woaaah, hey little girl, on a spending spree I don't come cheap but the kisses come free On closer inspection, I'm sure that you'll agree Oh, hey little girl, listen to my plea I come with a lifetime guarantee One day maybe you will find the baby makes three It's the ladies' choice, I'm the ladies' choice The ladies' choice, I'm the ladies' choice, choice, choice I'm the ladies' choice *** "THE NEW GIRL IN TOWN" Hey look out for that movin' van drivin' down our streets! You better lock up your man before he meets The new girl in town who just came on the scene The new girl in town can't be more than sixteen And she's got a way of makin' a boy act like a clown Woah, woah, woah, woah We don't know what to do 'bout the new girl in town The new girl in town seems to dance on air The new girl in town, she's got the coolest hair You better tell the home coming queen to hold on to her crown Woah, woah, woah, woah Or she's gonna lose it to the new girl in town She's hip, so cool I'm gonna get her after school And yet we'd like to be like her 'Cause she's the kitten that the cats prefer Ladies, step aside! The new girl in town, has my guy on a string The new girl in town, hey look, she's wearin' his ring I can't stop crying, and so in my own tears I'm gonna drown Woah, woah, woah, woah 'Cause he wants to rendezvous with the new girl We kinda sad and blue, yes, it's true girl We'd like to say...to the new girl in town The new girl in town Woah, woah, woah, woah From out of the blue girl This town's in a stew girl What a hullabloo girl She ain't just passin' through, girl She's stickin' like glue, girl To the man I thought I knew, girl Woah, woah, woah, woah Hey look out for that movin' van Look out, look out, look out, look out! She was a new girl in town ***

"WELCOME TO THE 60s" Tracy, I haven't left this house in years. Then isn't it time you did? Oh, no, Tracy, we'll have your father meet with him. I don't wanna be seen like this! The neighbors haven't seen me since I was a size 10. Don't make me do it, Tracy. Ma, it's changing out there, you'll like it! People who are different? Their tim e is coming. Hey mama, hey mama, look around Everybody's grooving to a brand new sound Hey mama, hey mama, follow me I know something's in you that you wanna set free So let go, go, go of the past now Say hello to the love in your heart Yes, I know that the world's spinning fast now You gotta get yourself a brand new start Hey mama, welcome to the 60's Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh mama, welcome to the 60's Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Go mama, go, go, go Welcome to the 60's Oh, oh, oh, hey mama, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah Hey mama, I haven't Hey mama, Oh Tracy, hey mama, left this hey mama, it's been have some fun house since 1951! take a chance years since someone asked me to dance...

So let go, go, go of the past now Say hello to the light in your eyes Yes, I know that the world's spinning fast now But you gotta run the race to win the prize Hey mama, welcome to the 60's Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh mama, welcome to the 60's Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Go mama, go, go, go Welcome to the 60's Oh, oh, oh, hey mama, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah Hey mama, welcome to the 60's Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh mama, welcome to the 60's Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Go mama, go, go, go Welcome to the 60's Oh, oh, oh, hey mama, hey mama Yeah, yeah, yeah Welcome to the rhythm of a brand new day Take your old-fashioned fears and just throw them away You should add some color and a fresh new 'do

'Cause it's time for a star who looks just like you There's my shining star! Fantastic to meet you, I'm Mr. Pinky. It's so nice to meet you. Tracy, is this your older sister? Flattery will not distract Ms. Turnblad's agent. 54 double-D? Triple-E! I hit the motherload! Yeah, yeah, yeah Welcome to the 60's Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh mama, welcome to the 60's Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Go mama, go, go, go Don't you let nobody try to steal your fun 'Cause a little touch of lipstick never hurt no one The future's got a million roads for you to choose But you'll walk a little taller in some high-heeled shoes And once you find the style that makes you feel like you Something fresh, something new Come on out, hear us shout Mama, that's your cue Hey Tracy, hey I'm the cutest Hey Tracy, hey Where is there baby, look at me chickie that you ever did see baby, look at us a team that's half as fabulous?

I let go, go, go of the past now Said hello to this red carpet ride Yes, I know that the world's spinning fast now Tell Lollabrigida to step aside Your mama's welcoming the 60's Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, your mama's welcoming the 60's Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Go mama, go, go, go Welcome to the 60's Open the door For the girl who has more She's a star, Tracy, no, no, no Hey mama, welcome to the 60's Your mama's hip, your mama's in Your mama's looking at herself And wonderin' where you been? Where you been? Your mama's lit, she's all a-glow Hey mama won't be holdin' back And mama's gotta let go, go, go Welcome to the 6 to the 0 To the apostrophe S Hey, hey, hey, hey Oh mama, welcome to the 60's Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh mama, welcome to the 60's Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Go mama, go, go, go Oh, oh, oh, yeah, mama, go, go, go *** "RUN AND TELL THAT" Heyyy... I can't see why people look at me and only see the color of my face, oh yeah And then there's those that try to help, God knows, but have to always put me in my place Now I won't ask you to be color blind 'Cause if you pick the fruit, then girl, you're sure to find The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice I could say it ain't so, but darlin', what's the use? The darker the chocolate, the richer the taste And that's where it's at Now baby, run and tell that (Run and tell that) Oh sugar, run and tell that (Run and tell that) Hey, yeah I can't see why people disagree each time I tell them what I know is true, no, n o And if you come and see the world I'm from, I bet your heart is gonna feel it to o Yeah, I could lie but baby, let's be bold Vanilla can be nice, but if the truth be told The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice I could say it ain't so, but darlin', what's the use? The darker the chocolate, the richer the taste And that's where it's at Ooh, baby, baby, run and tell that (Run and tell that) Oh sugar, go run and tell that (Run and tell that) G-g-go on and run and tell that (Run and tell that) Hey, yeah, run and tell, go tell Keep moving, baby, run and tell that(Run and tell that) Hey, yeah, yeah yeah yeah Hey, woo, oooh... Come here girl. This is my sister Little Inez. Oh, I know Tracy Turnblad. Good for you, girl, you got on the show! Well, you better be next! You got that right! Oh you know she is. You better show 'em girl... I'm tired of coverin' up all my pride (So give me five on the black-hand side) I've got a new way of movin' and I got my own voice (So how can I help but to shout and rejoice?) Oh, the people 'round here can barely pay their rent They're tryin' to make dollar out o' fifteen cent But we got a spirit money just can't buy It's deep as a river, it soars to the sky

I can't see the reason it can't be the kinda world that where we all get our cha nce, yeah The time is now, so we can show them how to turn the music up and let's all danc e, yeah 'Cause all things are equal when it comes to love Well, that ain't quite true 'cause when a push comes to shove The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice I could say it ain't so, but darlin', what's the use? The darker the chocolate, the richer the taste And that's where it's at Now baby, baby, baby, run and tell that (Run and tell that) Yeah, run and tell that (Run and tell that) Oh baby, go run and tell that (Run and tell that) G-g-g-g-go on girl, and run and tell that... Thaaat...yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... Woo! *** "BIG BLONDE AND BEAUTIFUL" Yeah, well, well, owww Yeah yeah... Bring on that pecan pie Pour some sugar on it, sugar, don't be shy Scoop me up a mess of that chocolate swirl Don't be stingy, I'm a growing girl I offer big love with no apology How can I deny the world the most of me I am not afraid to throw my weight around Pound by pound by pound Because I'm big, blonde and beautiful Face the fact, the simply irrefutable No one wants a meal that only offers the least When girl, we're serving up the whole damn feast Slice me off a piece of that hog head cheese Then take a look inside my book of recipes Now, don't you sniff around for something fluffy and light We need a man who brings a man-size appetite I'll use a pinch of sugar and a dash of spice I'll let you lick the spoon because it tastes so nice We'll keep it in a oven 'til it's good and hot Keep on stirring 'til it hits the spot Because I'm big, blonde and beautiful There is nothing 'bout us that's unsuitable Why sit in the bleachers, timid and afraid When Edna, you look like the whole parade They say that white has might and thin is in Well, that's just bull 'Cause ladies, big is back, and as for black It's beautiful

All shapes and sizes, follow me Who wants a twig when you can climb the whole tree Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Oh yeah, prove it baby, prove *** "BIG BLONDE AND BEAUTIFUL (REPRISE)" Velma Those lips, those eyes... Edna ...that food! Well there ain't nothin' like a spread To get ya in the mood Velma Oh Wilbur, can't you feel The burnin' flame of hot desire? You're gonna need more than some seltzer To put out this fire! Edna I'm wailin' "Look out, Ol' Baltimore!" Velma I'm sellin' something you can't purchase At a 10 cent store Edna Oh Wilbur, I feel like a princess Come on and take me to the ball! Velma I bet you're tired of heavy lifting Get your hands on something small! Edna Because I'm big... Velma ...blonde... Both ...and beautiful! It's time to face the facts It's irrefutable Velma Why waste one more minute? Edna Now I feel brand-spankin' new Both Hey Wilbur, take a look, it's all for... Velma ...you Edna You?! ***

"(YOU'RE) TIMELESS TO ME" Styles keep a-changin', the world's re-arrangin' But Edna, you're timeless to me Hemlines are shorter, a beer costs a quarter But time cannot take what comes free You're like a stinky old cheese, babe Just gettin' riper with age You're like a fatal disease, babe But there's no cure, so let this fever rage Some folks can't stand it, say time is a bandit But I take the opposite view 'Cause when I need a lift, time brings a gift Another day with you A twist or a waltz It's all the same schmaltz With just a change in the scenery You'll never be old hat, that's that You're timeless to me Oh, Wilbur, all of you Fads keep a-fadin', Castro's invading But Wilbur, you're timeless to me Hairdos are higher, mine feels like barbed wire But you say I'm chic as can be You're like a rare vintage ripple A vintage they'll never forget So pour me a teeny weenie triple And we can toast the fact we ain't dead yet I can't stop eating, your hairline's receding And soon you'll have nothing at all So, you'll wear a wig, while I roast a pig Hey, pass that Geritol Glenn Miller had brass That Chubby Checker's a gas But they all pass eventually You'll never be pass Hip hooray, you're timeless to me You're like a broken down Chevy All I need is a fresh coat of paint And Edna, you got me goin' hot and heavy You're fat and old, baby, boring you ain't Some folks don't get it, but we never fret it 'Cause we know that time is our friend Yeah, it's plain to see, that you're stuck with me Until the bitter end And we got a kid Who's blowin' the lid Off the Turnblad family tree You'll always hit the spot, big shot You're timeless to me

You'll always be du jour, mon amour You're timeless to me You'll always be first string Ring-a-ding-ding You're timeless to me You're timeless to me You're timeless to me You're timeless to me *** " I KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN" There's a light in the darkness Though the night is black as my skin There's a light, burning bright, showing me the way But I know where I've been There's a cry in the distance It's a voice that comes from deep within There's a cry asking why, I pray the answer's up ahead, yeah 'Cause I know where I've been There's a road we've been travelin' Lost so many on the way But the riches will be plenty Worth the price, the price we had to pay There's a dream in the future There's a struggle that we have yet to win And there's pride in my heart 'Cause I know where I'm going, yes I do And I know where I've been, yeah There's a road we must travel There's a promise we must make Oh, but the riches, the riches will be plenty Worth the risks and the chances that we take There's a dream, yeah, in the future There's a struggle that we have yet to win Use that pride in our hearts to lift us up to tomorrow 'Cause just to it still would be a sin I know it, I know it, I know where I'm going Lord knows I know where I've been Oh, when we win, I'll give thanks to my God 'Cause I know where I've been *** "WITHOUT LOVE" Once I was a selfish fool who never understood Never looked inside myself, though on the outside, I looked good Then we met and you made me the man I am today Tracy, I'm in love with you, no matter what you weigh

'Cause without love, life is like the seasons with no summer Without love, life is rock 'n' roll without a drummer Tracy, I'll be yours forever 'Cause I never wanna be without love Tracy, never set me free, no, I ain't lying Never set me free, Tracy, no, no, no Living in the ghetto, black is everywhere ya go Who'd have thought I'd love a girl whose skin was white as winter snow In my ivory tower, life was just a Hostess snack But now I've tasted chocolate and I'm never going back 'Cause without love, life is like a beat that you can't follow Without love, life is Doris Day at The Apollo Darling, I'll be yours forever 'Cause I never wanna be without love So darling, never set me free No, I'm yours forever Never set me free, no, no, no If I'm left without my baby doll, I don't know what I'll do Link, I've got to break out so that I can get my hands on you And girl, if I can't touch you, then I'm gonna lose control Seaweed, you're my black white knight, I've found my blue-eyed soul Sweet freedom is our goal Trace, I wanna kiss you Let me out at the next toll! Without Without Without Without Like Only Like Like love, love, love, love, life is like a prom that won't invite us it's like getting my big break and laryngitis life's a '45 when you can't buy it life is like my mother on a diet

a week that's only Mondays ice cream, never sundaes a circle with no center a door marked "Do Not Enter"

Darling, I'll be yours forever 'Cause I never wanna be without love Yes, now you've captured me Without love, I surrender happily Without love, oh Seaweed, never set me free No, no, no, no I ain't lying Never set me free, no, no, no No, I don't wanna live without love, love, love Darling, you had best believe me Never leave me without love *** "(IT'S) HAIRSPRAY" And now, broadcast live in front of a live studio audience, for the first time f rom the certified, up-to-code WYDT Studio...It's The Corny Collins Miss Hairspra y Spectacular! He's Corny! Brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray...

What gives a girl power and punch? Is it charm, is it poise? No, it's hairspray What gets a gal asked out to lunch Is it brains, is it dough? No, it's hairspray If you take a ride With no can at your side Then your flip will be gone with the wind But if you spray it and lock it You can take off in a rocket And in outer space Each hair will be in place Why take a chance When you get up and dance? If you twist, I insist You use hairspray And tell your mother Her head she should smother With Ultra Clutch faithfully So if you're a redhead, a blond or brunette Just take my advice and you might just get The only thing better than hairspray, that's me Ska-doo-dle-e-ya, doo-dle-e-ya do wah Forget the milkman, the only thing better than hairspray (Hairspray, wow!) That's me What makes a man reach out and touch? Ultra Clutch! So if you're a redhead, a blond or brunette, ooh Just take my advice and you might just get (You might just) The only thing better than hairspray that's me Ska-doo-dle-e-ya, doo-dle-e-ya do wah (He's Corny Collins) The only thing better than hairspray (Hairspray, wow!) That's me Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah, do wah Hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one! Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do... *** "YOU CAN'T STOP THE BEAT" You You And But can't stop an avalanche as it races down the hill can try to stop the seasons, girl, but you know you never will you could try to stop my dancing feet I just cannot stand still

'Cause the world keeps spinning 'round and 'round And my heart's keeping time to the speed of sound I was lost 'til I heard the drums then I found my way 'Cause you can't stop the beat Ever since this whole world began A woman found out if she shook it she could shake up a man And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it the best that I can today

'Cause you can't stop the motion of the ocean or the sun in the sky You could wonder if you wanna but I'll never ask why And if you try to hold me down I'm gonna spit in your eye And say that you can't stop the beat You can't stop the river as it rushes to the sea You can try to stop the hands of time but you know it just can't be And if they try to stop us, Seaweed, I'll call the NAACP 'Cause the world keeps spinning round and round And my heart's keeping time to the speed of sound I was lost 'til I heard the drums then I found my way 'Cause you can't stop the beat Ever since we first saw the light A man and woman liked to shake it on a Saturday night So I'm gonna shake and shimmy it with all of my might today 'Cause you can't stop the motion of the ocean or the rain from above You can try to stop the paradise we're dreaming of But you cannot stop the rhythm of two hearts in love to stay 'Cause you can't stop the beat You can't stop my happiness 'cause I like the way I am And you just can't stop my knife and fork when I see a Christmas ham So if you don't like the way I look, well, I just don't give a damn 'Cause the world keeps spinning round and round And my heart's keeping time to the speed of sound I was lost 'til I heard the drums then I found my way 'Cause you can't stop the beat Ever since this whole world began A woman found out if she shook it she could shake up a man And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it the best that I can today 'Cause you can't stop the motion of the ocean or the sun in the sky You can wonder if you wanna but I'll never ask why And if you try to hold me down I'm gonna spit in your eye And say that you can't stop the beat Oh, oh, oh, you can't stop today as it comes speeding down the track Child, yesterday is history and it's never coming back 'Cause tomorrow is a brand new day and it don't know white from black 'Cause the world keeps spinning round and round And my heart's keeping time to the speed of sound I was lost 'til I heard the drums then I found my way 'Cause you can't stop the beat Ever since we first saw the light A man and woman liked to shake it on a Saturday night And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it with all of my might today 'Cause you can't stop the motion of the ocean or the rain from above They can try to stop the paradise we're dreaming of But you cannot stop the rhythm of two hearts in love to stay 'Cause you can't stop the beat Ever since we first saw the sun A man and woman liked to shake it when the day is done And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it and have some fun for today You can't stop the motion of the ocean or the rain from above You can try to stop the paradise we're dreaming of But you cannot stop the rhythm of two hearts in love to stay You can't stop the beat

You You You You ***

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"COME SO FAR (GOT SO FAR TO GO)" Hey old friend let's look back on the crazy clothes we wore Ain't it fun to look back and to see it's all been done before? All those nights together are a special memory And I can't wait for tomorrow, just as long as you're dancing next to me 'Cause it's so clear, every year, we get stronger What's gone is gone, the past is the past Turn the radio up and then hit the gas 'cause I know we've come so far but we've got so far to go I know the road seems long, but it won't be long 'til it's time to go So most days we'll take it fast and some nights we'll take it slow I know we've come so far, but baby, baby we've got so far to go Hey old friend together, side-by-side and year-by-year The road was filled with twists and turns, oh, but that's the road that got us h ere Let's move past the bad times, but before those memories fade Let's forgive but not forget and learn from the mistakes we made 'Cause it's so clear every year we get stronger So don't give up and don't say when And just get back on the road again 'cause I know we've come so far but we've got so far to go I know the road seems long, but it won't be long 'til it's time to go So most days we'll take it fast and some nights we'll take it slow I know we've come so far, but baby, baby we've got so far to go Hey old friend come along for the ride There's plenty of room, so jump inside The highway's rocky every now and then But it's so much better than where I've been Just keep movin' at your own speed Your heart is all the compass you'll ever need Let's keep cruisin' the road we're on 'Cause the rear view mirror only shows what's gone, gone, gone We got so far to go! Oh, it's so clear every year we get stronger So shine that light, take my hand Let's dance into the promise land 'cause I know we've come so far but we've got so far to go I know the road seems long, but it won't be long 'til it's time to go So most days we'll take it fast and some nights we'll take it slow I know we've come so far, but baby, baby we've got so far to go But baby, baby we've got so far to go Baby, baby, ooh, baby, baby we've got so far to go

Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, ***

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"COOTIES" They came from way far out in outer space She's hardly missing so they landed on her face She's got cooties, cooties They've found a place to nest She's got cooties, cooties If I were her I'd be depressed Long-tailed, sharp-nailed, fuzzy legs, laying eggs Oh no, get 'em! In science class she's like a walking show-and-tell Her pet skunk ran away 'cause it couldn't take the smell She's got cooties, cooties Nobody wants to sit by her She's got cooties, cooties She don't need a coat 'cause she's got fur Circle, circle, dot, dot, dot Glad I got my cootie shot Come on boys, let's stamp 'em out Cooties, cooties Come on boys Cooties, cooties Cooties, cooties Come on boys Oh, no, no She's got cooties She's just as friendly as can be She's got cooties She shows them cootie hospitality She's got cooties She's like a living twilight zone She's got cooties Uh, can you get Rod Sterling on the phone? Black, white, red, green, every color in between Dresses like a circus clown, somebody oughta hose her down Grew up in a cootie zoo, I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too She's coming! Somebody oughta hose her down, oh yeah Somebody oughta hose her down, yeah, yeah She's got cooties She's just as friendly as can be She's got cooties She'll shows them cootie hospitality She's got cooties

This girl will surely catch your eye She's got cooties She surely like to let her freak flag fly Come Come Come Come on on on on boys, boys, boys, boys, let's let's let's let's dance, dance, dance, dance, let's let's let's let's stamp stamp stamp stamp 'em 'em 'em 'em out out out out

Black, white, red, green, every color in between Dresses like a circus clown, somebody oughta hose her down Grew up in a cootie zoo I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too *** "MAMA I'M A BIG GIRL NOW" (Stop) Stop telling me what to do (Don't) Don't treat me like a child of two (No) I know that you want what's best (Please) But mother, please, give it a rest Stop, Stop, Stop, Mama, don't, no, please don't, no, please don't, no, please I'm a big girl now

Once upon a time when I was just a kid You never let me do just what the older kids did But lose that laundry list of what you won't allow 'Cause mama, I'm a big girl now Once upon a time I used to play with childhood toys But now I'd rather play around with older boys So if I get a hickey, please don't have a cow 'Cause mama, I'm a big girl now Ma, I gotta tell you that without a doubt I get my best dancing lessons from you You're the one who taught me how to twist and shout Because you shout non-stop and you're so twisted too, ohhhh Once I used to fidget 'cause I just sat home But now I'm just like Gidget and I gotta get to Rome So say, arrivederci, toodle-loo and ciao 'Cause mama, I'm a big girl now Stop, don't, no, please Stop, don't, no, please Stop, don't, no, please Mama, I'm a big girl now (Hey mama, say mama) Once upon a time I was a shy young thing Could barely walk and talk so much as dance and sing But let me hit that stage, I wanna take my bow 'Cause mama I'm a big girl now Woah, once upon a time I used to dress up Ken

But now that I'm a woman, I like bigger men And I don't need a Barbie doll to show me how 'Cause mama, I'm a big girl now Ma, you always taught me what was right from wrong And now I just wanna give it a try Mama, I've been in the nest for far too long So please give a push and mama watch me fly Watch me fly... (Show off) Someday I will meet a man you won't condemn And we will have some kids and you can torture them But let me be a star before I take that vow 'Cause mama, I'm a big girl now, woah Mama, I'm a big girl, hey, hey, hey Mama, I'm a big girl (Ooh, such a big, big girl) I'm a big girl now Stop, Stop, Stop, Mama, don't, no, please don't, no, please don't, no, please I'm a big girl now