A Mavis Story Battle for the McRib The McRib: A fake hunk of pork ribs with revolting barbeque

sauce on a processed bun. Is this something you would like to eat? Yes, if your name is Mavis Beacon, Pig-OH, or Pig de Long. Mavis Beacon has just found out that her favorite food, the McRib, is back for a limited time at McDonalds. But the Pig de Long also wants the McRib. A gigantic battle will ensue. The Pig de Long spots Mavis running up the cliff and chucks a grenade at her. The grenade missed and Mavis was glad. Mavis then hopped into a nearby forklift. She loaded twenty 1,000 lb. boulders in the lift. Mavis dropped all the heavy rocks on Pig de Longs head. Yow-ow-ow!, squealed the Pig de Long. Mavis ran as fast as she could to the local McDonalds, with Pig de Long right behind her. Well, Mavis was too late. Pig-OH was already there. He tossed a McRib to Pig de Long, who oinked it down. Grrrrunt!, the Pig de Long joyfully squealed. This McRib is delicious and packed with fats and Pink Sludge. No!, wailed Mavis. But Mavis had a plan. First, Mavis walked into the back of McDonalds and carried out all the remaining McRibs. Secondly, she set up NUKE Blasters in McDonalds. Finally, she darted out of McDonalds. Pig-OH and Pig de Long ran in and-KAPOW! The Pig de Chompas had to regenerate in the pottake and got fat on McChicken. Meanwhile, Mavis got fat on the McRibs. As a result, both sides now weigh over one million kilos. The End