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s Ive been getting back into running this year, Ive set myself the task of doing a 21 km soon. Running is, mercifully, a relatively cheap sport. If youve got yourself a decent pair of shoes (no need to skimp if you value your knees and joints) and the open road, you are good to go. But, like most sports, you can invest in a wide variety of more expensive gear. At races you often see folks decked out in running shorts with laser cut perforations on the side (R400), singlets with flat-seam construction (R400), not to mention the latest GPS watch with a heart rate monitor (R4 800). They dont of course make you run faster, but I think it does serve another important value to their wearer humility. Since there is nothing more humbling to see a guy dressed up in nothing more but PT shorts, a t-shirt and tekkies come screeching past you while you huff and puff your way up a hill. TechSmart this month is once again filled with the latest and greatest gadgets, from the just announced Samsung Galaxy S5, awesome multi-tools, excellent cameras to impressive coffee machines. Weve been getting good feedback about the magazines new direction, and as always you are welcome to email me about your likes and dislikes. Looking forward to hearing from you soon, Mike Joubert mike@techsmart.co.za.
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NEWS
LIFESTYLE
08 Ryno Mono-wheeled
electric bike
28 The right (Multi)Tool 30-31 Dinner Party Style 32 Kitchen Style 33 The Coffee Machines
Cometh
REVIEWS
CULTURE
Quick Facts:
Like many superheroes, Natalia/Natasha had a tragic upbringing; as she was left orphaned in an attack on Stalingrad and rescued from a burning building. The reason why she is so lethal can be attributed to her training by Soviet intelligence, and subsequently, thanks to her recruitment into the Black Widow programme, where she was trained as a sleeper agent by Captain Americas sidekick. As for her grace, this comes from Black Widows other training as a ballerina. While initially intended as being a lethal Russian spy, Natalia later defected to the United States, where she became a freelance operative for S.H.I.E.L.D. Black Widow has enjoyed a number of alliances with other superheroes, including but not limited to another anti-hero turned superhero (and her first American love, Hawkeye) and later Daredevil and Logan/Wolverine.
10 Apple iPad Air 12 Olympus OM-D E-M1 14 MTN Steppa 14 Gigabyte P34 16 Logitech Z200
speakers
34-35 Top 5 Worst Movies 36 Top Movies for March 38 Know your Anime 39 Upcoming (lesser-known)
Comics Movies
40 BlackBerry Z30
GAMING
20 Samsung Expo
ADVERTORIALS
COLUMNS
45 Pippa Tshabalala
Pippas phone got stolen, which is resulting in a smartphone headache.
17 Zyxel Powerline
Wireless N Extender Kit
37 Bahati IT
SCIENCE
22 Glossary of the
Galaxies
23 Smart Answers
CARS
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NEW GEAR
GREAT GEAR!
SAMSUNG GALAXY S5
Hardly changed from the S4 is the size of the screen; at 5.1" it is still nowhere near the behemoth that is the 5.7" Note 3, and should still fit comfortably in the hand and rest not too conspicuously against the ear.
Finally, Samsung ended the anticipation and rumour-mongering and unveiled their latest pinnacle of the Galaxy range, the Galaxy S5, at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona.
If it aint broke, dont fix it the Galaxy S5 boasts the same Super AMOLED screen that wowed us when we saw it on the Galaxy Note 3 and the S4, with a sumptuous resolution of 1920x1080.
Snapping up a distinct advantage on the camera front, the S5s back camera is a 16 megapixel offering, a full 3 megapixels more than its predecessor, and the capability to offer high dynamic range (HDR) shots as well.
New to the mix is an included fingerprint sensor for biometrically unlocking your phone, and an integrated heart rate monitor as well, to ensure that your beating heart has not, in fact, gone still which would be very bad news for your general health.
Doing duty internally is a 2.5 GHz Snapdragon 800 processor clocked at 2.5 GHz along with 2 GB of memory, although another region-specific variant will apparently boastthe no less able octo-core Exynos processor clocked at 2.1 GHz.
SONY XPERIA Z2
Also grabbing headlines is Sonys newly announced Xperia Z2 smartphone, a 5.2" fully waterproof offering that boasts a 20.7 megapixel camera and 4K video recording. The device, which similarly sports a full HD display, is powered by a Qualcomm Snapdragon 801 processor with 2.3 GHz quad-core Krait CPUs and a generous 3 GB of memory. Let the smartphone games begin! [RN]
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NEW GEAR
GREAT GEAR!
Set for unveiling at the 2014 Geneva Motor Show, Audi channels its Quattro rally racing roots with a urban-styled interpretation of the hot hatch, the S1 Sportback, arriving in SA in the final quarter of 2014.
The transmission system is available in six-speed manual or dual clutch variants. This is coupled with Audis Quattro, allwheel drive system, ensuring that you stay plastered to the tarmac. Which should come in handy while reaching top speeds of roughly 250 km/h and hitting 100 km/h in 5.9 seconds.
The S1 Sportbacks interior will also be decked in the latest Audi swag. Featuring an interactive fold out monitor tricked out with MMI navigation, Bluetooth connectivity, web browsing and Bose surround sound.
Pricing for this little gem is 30 800 and 29 950 for the standard S1 model. This should translate to an estimated R350 000 for SA buyers. Start checking if you have any unnecessary organs you could sell into the black market.
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NEW GEAR
GREAT GEAR!
The Ryno is a one-wheeled, battery powered bike looking to revolutionise urban commuting. Could it be the future of personalised city travel?
The brainchild of Americans Tony Ozrelic and Chris Hoffmann, the Ryno went through four prototype stages before the insane looking final build hit mainstream streets of its native Portland, Oregon.
It is fitted with two SLA batteries, offering a range of 16 km, each of which require six hours of charge time. There is also an additional fee option of Lithium Ion batteries, that provide a further 1000 extra recharges.
Tipping the scales at a relatively light 73 kg, the Ryno has a maximum load capacity of 117 kg.
Born from the inspiration of seeing a onewheeled vehicle in a video game, at full speed the Ryno is capable of reaching a steady 16 km/h, making it an alternative for short-distance commuters.
It may have half the number of wheels as a bike, but it still costs a pretty penny at $5 295, not to mention the costs to ship for those not living Stateside. There is also a handy carrying rack that will cost an additional $170.
SOLOWHEEL
The Solowheel is an electric unicycle, requiring nothing more than two feet and a destination. The secret lies in the patented gyro-stabilised wheel, which ensures a steady ride while negotiating the city sidewalks. It is said to recreate the illusion of gliding on the ground, drawing inspiration from the iconic hoverboard of Back to the Future fame. Weighing 11 kg and generating speeds in the range of 1 to 6 km/h. The motor produces 11 hours ride time (dependent on speed) and requires one hour to fully charge. Its a pretty awesome way to get around, especially for people in walking cities or those who choose to leg it to work. It retails for close to 2 000.
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REVIEW
APPLE
B
REVIEW
iPad Air
Surpassing and superseding its already highly successful iPad (4) was no small feat, but in the iPad Air, Apple has done just that.
y now, you might be inclined to roll your eyes every time Apple announces a new iPad, but the iPad Air really does offer the best iOS tablet experience yet. Granted, the Retina screen has remained unchanged from the iPad 3 and iPad 4 (it still has the same luscious 2048x1536 resolution and 264 ppi), but not so the design and several other important factors. Starting with the obvious, the iPad Air is exceptionally thin at 7.5 mm and noticeably light at 478 g. This means that the device is light enough to comfortably hold in one hand, and even grip as one would a smaller 7" tablet.
REALLY WINNING US OVER WAS THE BLAZING SPEED OF THE DEVICE, THANKS TO THE NEWLY IMPLEMENTED A7 PROCESSOR.
The trimmed bezels and thus decreased width of the device has another benefit as well. It meant that we were able to type on the touch keyboard much faster than on previous, wider tablets, with both our thumbs comfortably reaching across the onscreen keyboard.
with our older iPad 2. The one negative though is that if you tap the iPad Airs screen hard enough, it does feel a bit less solid than the iPad 2s screen for example. This can be a bit disconcerting at first, depending of course on how vigorously you are used to handling the tablet. However, that is really the only negative we could find in the Air. Its build quality is still otherwise unchanged i.e. very good and its battery life is once again just over the ten hour mark. Apps optimised for the new OS are larger than on iOS 6, so you may want to invest in a larger capacity (which ranges from 16 GB and 32 GB to 64 GB and 128 GB) than you think you may need. One word of warning while current stock starts at the R5 000 mark, the rand-dollar exchange will apparently change this in the foreseeable future. [RN]
QUICK SPECS
10
Memory 1 GB
Storage 16 GB 128 GB
Weight 469 g
REVIEW
OLYMPUS
REVIEW
3 Things to Love
OM-DE-M1:
We were pretty much enamoured with the Olympus E-M5 when we tested it in 2012. The E-M1 takes the best from that camera and further ups the ante. Here are three things to love about this camera (and a few to hate).
Dynamite in a small package
There is truly a lot to love about the E-M1. For us though the key factor is that you are dealing with a semi-pro camera in such a small 497 g body (the Nikon D7100 weighs 765 g) that its no hassle to lug around everywhere. Many scenarios in the past had us questioning whether to lug around a big DSLR not so with the E-M1, which meant more opportunities to shoot. Granted, its not as small as the E-M5, but we had no qualms carrying it in a regular backpack when flying something that would not have been quite as comfortable with a semi-pro DSLR. The EM-1 is also a solid piece of manufacturing, featuring a magnesium alloy build which Olympus calls dust, splash and freezeproof.
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While not everyone is ready to defect to an electronic viewfinder instead of a regular optical one, we would do it in a jiffy. That is if all were as good as the E-M1s, which is crammed with 2.3 million dots. There are two reasons why. The EVF is crisp and clear and keeps its clarity around the edges too (some EVFs begin to blur/streak) this means composition is not a problem. Heres the clincher though when you adjust exposure you can see exactly how your image is going to look since this is reflected on the EVF. Secondly you can shoot the picture and it immediately shows up in the viewfinder. In our case this resulted in a lot less aping (constantly checking the display at the back to see if the image was correct) and more shooting.
YOU ARE DEALING WITH A SEMI-PRO CAMERA IN A BODY THATS NO HASSLE TO LUG AROUND.
Compared to most other manufacturers (and especially the new Nikon Df), Olympus has their buttons and dials game down. The EM-1 is highly customisable, with 10 reprogrammable buttons, even one on the 12-40mm 2.8 kit lens. As another example, the dials at the front and the back can be customised further to function differently for the individual PSAM settings. Add to this an innovative lever that can further dictate what the dials can change. If it sounds confusing, it is and you would have to spend some quality time with the manual if you really want to master this baby.
QUICK SPECS
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AF Points 81
REVIEW
MTN
Steppa
Steppa is MTNs exclusive Android-powered budget smartphone. At a mere R499, it may have the potential to be a real game changer.
facing camera may shy away the duckface selfie crowd. MTN has included Bluetooth 3.0 connectivity as well as FM radio, a standard 3.5 mm headphone jack and mini USB port for charging and computer connection. This should ensure users can access and share content effectively.
he MTN Steppa is by no means a flagship device, nor is it intended to be; at R499 its touted as the most affordable smartphone in South Africa to date. For R500 you get a 3.5" touch enabled TFT display, a 1 GHz Qualcomm Snapdragon single core processor, and Android 2.3.5 (Gingerbread) OS. Relative to the price, it adds up to a solid, smooth running system.
THE STEPPA MAY NOT BE THE CONTENDER FOR BEST PHONE OF THE YEAR, BUT COULD RANK AS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT.
As we delve deeper into the plastic casing of the Steppa, theres only 512 MB of internal storage, which does not offer much space for users to download Google Play Store apps, nor photo, video or music content. Luckily there is a microSD card slot, but MTN does not include a card, so you would have to factor in the price of a microSD onto your R500 purchase.
Simple(y) great
For the price you pay the Steppa performs well and without much issue. It should have big appeal for people looking to make the transition from feature phone to smartphone, without having to commit to a contract. At R500, the MTN Steppa may just be the best value for money smartphone out there. It may not be the contender for best phone of the year, but could rank as one of the most important. [RC]
GIGABYTE
P34
The P34 is billed an Ultrablade Gaming Laptop. Does this streamlined offering have enough nous to win us over?
or a gaming notebook, the Gigabyte P34 is extremely sleek and refined, with no outrageous stylings to speak of. The P34 may just be the most incognito gaming notebook we have yet come across. Tipping the scales at 1.76 kg, it is one of the lighter gaming notebooks out there. The screen portion remains strong and well constructed in spite of this, tilting easily with no give or strain. The P34 features a generous 14" full HD (1920x1080) display, the only issue being some small amounts of blurring when flipping through browser tabs.
Li-polymer battery, the P34 will last lengthy meetings, but wont make it for longer stretches. This is the only true failing of the notebook, as the battery lasted a disappointing 3.5 hours.
THE GIGABYTE P34 IS EXTREMELY SLEEK AND REFINED, WITH NO OUTRAGEOUS STYLINGS TO SPEAK OF.
When we put this notebook through the ringer, it performed well, scoring solidly in all our benchmark and gaming tests. This confirmed that the P34 was not necessarily a flagship gaming notebook, but definitely warrants its R14 000 price tag.
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LOGITECH
Z200 Speakers
One of the biggest problems with mobile devices, such as notebooks and tablets, is that invariably the integrated speakers arent that big, and often, not that loud. Addressing this issue is Logitechs Z200 speakers.
he Z200 speakers consist of two desktop speakers that add a nice combined 10 W boost of sound. To start with, the speakers are modern looking, while one speaker also plays host to a volume and tone control as well as a headphone jack. Otherwise, a single, standard 3.5mm connection enables users to plug the speakers into any standout audio out port.
AS TO THE SOUND ON OFFER, WE HAD VARYING RESULTS DEPENDING ON WHAT WE WERE PLAYING.
The speakers themselves are on the large and thick side, standing almost as tall as a 15" screen, and require their own power source. Setting them up is easy, and they are exceedingly straight forward to use. In the speakers favour, they came with ample 2 m of cable.
as we expected, even with both the speakers volume and our iPods volume turned to maximum. Playing games such as Oceanhorn with the speakers connected to our iPad yielded a much more favourable result. Here the sound was richer and louder, a far cry from the comparatively weak speakers on the iPad. This made mobile gaming (on a couch, not on a train) considerably more immersive, and from an auditory perspective, much more enjoyable. Media through the speakers from our notebook was a bit of a mixed bag loud, but with ill defined treble and a little bit of distortion at the top end. Sound in movies, meanwhile was satisfactory and decent, but not brilliant.
Listen up
As to the sound on offer, we had varying results depending on what we were playing. Music through an iPod for example was not as loud
ASUS
general, and streaming in particular, on our mobile devices flew. As for setting up a new network connection via the modem router, the process was painless, taking all of five minutes before we were up and running, while the included software to set-up and manage the device graced us with a three step process, and didnt resemble trying to decipher the Rosetta Stone as has been the case with some other solutions. Connectivity though is not all the N900 has to offer. It further boasts two USB ports for connecting storage devices and/or printers; and if you already have your own modem that you would like to keep, then the N900 accommodates this as well thanks to the inclusion of an extra WAN port. This renders the device simultaneously a standalone router, or a combination router and modem; a feature we cannot recommend strongly enough, having had our fair share of sudden modem failures and having to ensure the internet blackout that ensues.
Not all routers are created equal, with the Asus dual-band Wireless N900 proving the point as the cream of the crop.
outers and modems may be the often overlooked heroes of the connected home, but the devices are all still the heart of ones connection to the internet and the efficiency of a home network. It stands to reason, therefore that a great modem router would deliver a host of benefits that make it worth ones while (and money). The Asus dual-band Wireless N900 does not only take these devices style to the next level, but also provides both modem and router functionality.
Connectivity, uncomplicated
For wireless connectivity, users can choose between two connect speeds 2.4 GHz and 5 GHz (with this option proving considerably faster) and each of these can be given individual SSIDs to distinguish them. They can also be used concurrently, useful for when multiple users share the same wireless network. Suffice to say, we were happy to see that our wireless connectivity in
THE N900 WAS A PLEASURE TO SETUP AND USE; PROVING BLAZINGLY FAST AND EASY TO MANAGE.
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One of the bugbears of wireless networks is dead zones within ones home, where the Wi-Fi signal does not reach. The solution? ZyXELs 500 Mbps Powerline Wireless N Extender Kit.
he solution rather ingeniously relies on something that is very common in just about every room, namely electrical outlets. By plugging the Powerline adapter into these outlets, users can effectively create a Powerline network that functions like a Wi-Fi network, but with several compelling advantages. To start with, one of the main benefits offered by the Powerline extender kit is that users can connect in rooms that would otherwise pose a problem for conventional Wi-Fi signals, such as when there are thick concrete walls between ones devices and the router.
Better than...
The ZyXEL PLA4231 bests many of its competitors in a number of ways. Firstly, the ZyXEL device boasts a data rate of up to 500 Mbps, more than double that of most competitors 200 Mbps. Furthermore, the two Ethernet ports on the device enable users to now connect more than one wired device (smart TV, home-theatre, console) at a time. The ZyXEL is also both sleeker and smaller than what others are offering. Available from selected Telkom Direct and Matrix Warehouse stores. For more information on the ZyXEL PLA4231 Wireless N Extender Kit, visit www.zyxel.co.za.
Streaming, streamlined
For connected users who have a particular preference for streaming high-content media like video and games, the device also boasts stability as well as improved performance thanks to the inclusion of IEEE 1901 500 Mbps technology. Another common scenario addressed by the Powerline Wireless N Extender Kit is that of multiple users in a household, each requiring stable and very good performance for simultaneous intensive uses, such as HD streaming, multiplayer
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REVIEWS
SONY
Cyber-shot RX100 II
Sonys RX100 was widely hailed as one of the top compacts of last year. So how does number II fare?
heres no doubt that Sony is on the up on the camera front, having produced a number of sit-up-and-take-notice products recently. The RX100 II is one of these, and based on its image quality alone it finds itself in the upper echelon of compact cameras. This is mainly due to the 20.2 megapixel Exmor R 1.0" CMOS sensor youll find inside, which is quite a bit larger than regular compact camera sensors. Combine this with the fast f1.8 lens and youre able to get that shallow depth-of-field (and some bokeh) as found on DSLRs.
our favourite, zoom. Although options are more advanced than Canons, we actually preferred Canons implementation, since Sonys ring is clickless making it more difficult to control.
CASIO
Casios latest isnt exactly a smartwatch, but still includes Bluetooth. How does it fare?
he GBX6900B is Casios second series of Bluetooth enabled G-Shocks, merging street steez and smartphone notification into one sturdy wristwatch. This latest offering features Bluetooth 4.0 functionality, making it compatible with phones such as the Apple iPhone 4S or higher, Samsung Galaxy S4 and Note 3. The Bluetooth connectivity allows wearers to pair their smartphone to the wristwatch and incorporates mail and call notification as well as music control.
THE CASIOS BLUETOOTH NOTIFICATION FEATURES, ALTHOUGH HELPFUL, WILL NOT ENTICE NEWCOMERS.
The look and feel is in keeping with previous G-Shock watches, with enough weight and bulk (82 g) to let wearers feel like it can handle an active lifestyle. The face has the usual G-Shock features, including a countdown timer, stopwatch with split reading, time zone designation, backlit LED and solid 200 metre water resistance.
rather counterintuitive considering the Bluetooth enabled G-Shock is designed to provide instant access and ease of use. Our only wish was that the app contained additional features, such as links to exclusive G-Shock enabled content or sharing functionality, but it merely adds another middleman between you and your wrist. It could also use an enhancement to the mail notification, such as indicating the message sender or subject. Another welcome inclusion would have been the ability to activate the music remotely instead of having to unlock your smart device to start first. Luckily it enables you to locate your phone if lost by sending out a tone.
Bluetooth-aches
Pairing of the device is a bit long-winded, with users required to download the G-Shock+ app first. This pairing process seems
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CANON
Canon EOS 1200D
R6 000
CAMERAS
cameras
unveils new
the camera boasts a 28mm wide-angle, 5x zoom Canon lens, ideal for capturing that shark sneaking up on you. More reassuring is that while you may freeze at -10 C, your camera will be just fine (and that was your primary concern, right?). Also onboard is a 3" LCD screen (460 000 dot) and an integrated GPS to ensure your images are geotagged if your camera washes ashore.
The last couple of months have been crammed with tasty Canon announcements with a slew of new compact cameras to tempt photographers.
It may not be a compact camera strictly, but Canons latest entry level DSLR is small and light enough at 480 g to be toted anywhere. The cameras 18 megapixel APS-C CMOS sensor is accompanied by the companys DIGIC 4 image processor, a 9-point autofocus system, full HD video and a 3" LCD screen (460k-dot resolution). New is the inclusion of a comprehensive companion app that provides tutorials and solutions to common problems. For the creatively inclined and usually found on compacts the 1200D packs in-camera creative filters to add various effects to ones images.
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WHATS COMING
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Glossary of the
BLACK HOLE
What? A part of space where gravity is so strong that everything around it gets sucked in, even light. The extreme force results when a star collapses and all its matter is squeezed into a tiny space. So what? Black holes confirm the theory of relativity, which is fundamental to our understanding of how physics work on Earth. Say what?! The (scientific) term to describe what will happen to you if you come close to a black hole is spaghettification.
Galaxies
If talk about black holes, white dwarfs and red giants has your head spinning faster than a pulsar, fear not. Well help you find your way around the stars.
light years
The distance to the black hole at the centre of the Milky Way.
27 000
SUPERNOVA
What? An extremely bright explosion when a star collapses or when it has acquired too much matter from another one nearby. So what? The study of supernovas has shown us that the universe is expanding at an increasing rate. Also, because debris is shot into space when a star explodes, supernovas give us clues about where the stuff in space comes from and how it got there. Say what?! The most recent Milky Way supernova visible to the naked eye appeared in 1604.
30 000
km/s
The velocity at which a supernova shoots star material into space.
NEUTRON STAR
What? The super dense collapsed core of a star, left over after a supernova. The star is so dense that electrons and protons fuse to become neutrons. So what? The density of neutron stars is unlike anything we can reproduce in the lab. So, neutron stars are like space labs that tell us things about the universe we would not have discovered on Earth. Say what?! All the heavy metals in the universe gold, platinum, lead, and so on come from collisions between neutron stars.
A BILLION
The weight of about a teaspoon full of a neutron star on Earth.
tonnes
PULSARS
10 000oC
Close to
More than
The number of pulsars already discovered.
1500
What? A spinning neutron star that emits electromagnetic radiation. Its called a pulsar because the radiation signal causes a regular pattern of energy spikes. So what? Pulsars are the proof that neutron stars exist. They also make super accurate universe clocks. Say what?! Pulsars were discovered accidentally in 1967. The inexplicable spike patterns were first dubbed LGM1, because they were thought to be signals from little green men. [LP]
What? The leftover core of a smallish star after its death. A white dwarf burns white hot, but gradually cools down. After hundreds of billions of years, a white dwarf would have cooled down enough to not emit any more light. Then its called a black dwarf. So what? Because white dwarfs gradually cool down, they can give us clues about the age of the universe. Say what?! Black dwarfs are theoretical concepts only. This is because it would take longer for a white dwarf to cool down completely than the universe is old.
Images Black hole Image Credit: Alain r | bit.ly/Ot4i1U Supernova Image Credit: NASA/ESA/JHU/R.Sankrit & W.Blair | bit.ly/1jtoYky Neutron Star Image Credit: NASA/Dana Berry | http://1.usa.gov/Ot4tKz White Dwarf Image Credit: NASA, ESA, H. Bond (STScI) and M. Barstow (University of Leicester) | http://1.usa.gov/1cH6uel Pulsars Image Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/R. Hurt (SSC) | bit.ly/1fwHVSH
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SCIENCE
Romundina provides evidence for the origin of the human face. More specically, it offers clues to the evolution from jawless to jawed vertebrates. The Romundina skull is 410 million years old, and according to Vincent Dupret of Uppsala University is a mix of primitive and modern features, making it an invaluable intermediate fossil between jawless and jawed vertebrates. The research was published in Nature on 12 February 2014.
Image: Vincent Dupret, Uppsala University
SMART ANSWERS
SUPERSTRONG ANTS
Uh-oh, did something go wrong in the lab? No, theres nothing to worry about. So whats the fuss about then? A recent
study showed that a common type of field ant can lift objects up to 5000 times their own body weight.
How do they manage this feat? MicroCT scans and electron microscope images showed that the materials that make up the neck joint have different textures. The soft tissue of the neck also links up gradually with the hard exoskeleton of the head. Together, these features minimise the stress on the joint without limiting mechanical function.
So can human-sized ants be useful machines? No, they wont be able to exist.
At the size of a human, an ants body would be too heavy for its muscles to support, so no heavy lifting would be possible.
What does this tell us about being human? Previous research has shown that
the identified area allows us to plan ahead, make and evaluate decisions, and multitask. The finding means we can map abilities thought of as uniquely human to a specific brain structure. Source: bit.ly/1fK9tjz
The equations can help film animators to create characters with bouncy, curly hair. [LP]
Source: bit.ly/1flavYu
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The Geneva Motor Show kicks off on 6 March 2014, with the worlds largest manufacturers all looking to showcase their most innovative technologies, futuristic concepts and high octane machines. Heres a list of some of the most exciting and hotly anticipated cars making their official debut at this ten day long event.
5 AWESOME CARS
Lamborghini Huracn
The Huracn is Lamborghinis replacement for the now discontinued and immensely successful Gallardo. It certainly has a hard act to follow, but Lamborgini has squeezed as much raw power and speed into its hybrid aluminium and carbon fibre exoskeleton with hopes of making a major impact at this years motor shows. The Huracn is powered by a V10, 449 kW engine, propelling its aerodynamically designed, 1 422 kg body from 0-100 km/h in 3.2 seconds. All of which translates to top speeds of approximately 325 km/h. The look and feel of the Huracn seems a natural evolution of the Gallardo (which lasted all of ten years), with a perfect mixture of Audis German precision and Lamborghinis Italian passion. This high end supercar is expected to set consumers back a sizeable $250 000. Definitely not for the faint of heart or wallet.
Now onto something a little more practical. The BMW 2 Series Active Tourer is the German manufacturers answer to the luxury urban people carrier. Officially being unveiled at this years Geneva Motor Show, the Active Tourer is scheduled for local release in October 2014. Featuring the newly designed TwinPower Turbo Engine, BMW say it will maximise engine response, even at low RPMs. BMW is also looking to capitalise on the eco friendly set, fitting the Active Tourer with an ECO PRO mode which combines an engine coasting function (for automatic version only) and GPS operated route selection system to achieve an estimated 20% less emissions. It should prove interesting to see whether this latest model can attract a new market for BMW, priced at around $33 000, we will have to wait and see.
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CAR NEWS
McLaren 650S
The 650S sits in the middle of McLarens range of highly specced supercars. Nesting neatly between the MP4-12C and P1, its middle-child status should not detract from the 650S exciting mix of insane acceleration and innovative British engineering. McLaren has improved on the V8, 3.2 litre twin-turbo engine found in the MP4-12C, increasing torque output by 10 %, at an impressive 478 kW. Enhanced modifications to the engine translate to a top speed of approximately 333 km/h, registering 0-100 km/h in 3.0 seconds. The aesthetic design of the 650S draws heavily on the P1, specifically its front end, with a similar headlight and air intake setup. McLaren has also made refinements to the adaptive damping system, steering feedback and braking response found in the 12C. At an estimated $300 000, the 650S is every inch the finely tuned supercar we expect it to be. Now all we need is McLaren to come up with some suitable names for their epic machines.
Mercedes-Benz GLA
Part urban SUV, part practical family cruiser, the Mercedes-Benz GLA looks to be all things to all men, but will it be received by consumers as such? One thing is for certain, the German manufacturers latest hybrid multitasker can fill many roles. The GLA 4Matic (all wheel drive system designed by Mercedes-Benz) model is powered by the 2.0 litre turbocharged engine found in the equally versatile Mercedes CLA, producing a respectable 155 kW. It isnt a slouch either, hitting 0-100 km/h in a solid 7.1 seconds. The GLA also comes in a high spec 45 AMG version with a similar 2.0 litre turbo-charged engine, tuned to produce 265 kW, registering 0-100 km/h in a surprisingly quick 4.8 seconds. Mercedes-Benz has tipped the GLA as a direct competitor to the very similar BMW X1, Audi Q3 and Range Rover Evoque, all of which are vying for dominance in a growing market. Set for release in September 2014 the entry level GLA should cost an estimated $33 000. [RC] March 2014 | TechSmart
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The right
Some of the most useful gadgets can be imminently useful in a variety of scenarios, but for the ultimate convenience, a multi-tool is a must have. Question is, which one should you get?
Handy around the house: Victorinox SwissTool Spirit II
R1 470 If your aim is to have a handy tool for just about any electrical work around the house (amongst other uses) then we would recommend Victorinoxs SwissTool Spirit II. Essentially a really good, collapsible pair of pliers, with other tools, that fold into the hilt, this one makes as short work of wiring up your sound system as it does fixing that errant cupboard door. Neat, compact and accompanied by a leather pouch, this multi-tool boasts a myriad of screwdrivers (flat and Philips head), a can opener, blade and saw (no, it wont cut down a tree, but then you shouldnt be attempting to deforest your yard anyway).
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Style
Grey slim fit chino R140. RT, Mr Price.
DINNER PARTY
MEATY MID-SECTION
The grey chino is this seasons style weapon of choice. As the lesser known cousin of the khaki version, this guy plays nice with both blacks and browns, which makes it ideally suited as a compatible dinner companion. Add some subtle colour to your social set with a dark blue denim shirt. Steering clear of the washed-out version, a casual denim shirt presents a welcome change to the worn-out tee. Just one note: with great denim comes great responsibility never pair your denim shirts and pants in one ensemble. Not unless your name is Jean-Claude, Chuck or Arnold.
The South African summer is good for many things, but none of them embodies our unique culture as good as dinner parties with friends. Whether its outside barbeques, candlelit tables or lazy take-away evenings, the dinner party requires a specic style approach. Dressing for a perfect supper impression requires both a sense of comfort and sophistication, and weve scoured the fashion world to bring you the best of both.
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SAUCY SANDALS
In general, shoes are the most underrated fashion item in the man closet. Since the scenario in question is relaxed, social and easygoing, we dont mind dressing down with sandals but cautiously. Heres some tips on picking the perfect pair: always go with leather; get them in chocolate brown or black; as basic as possible; with as few details as possible. These minimalistic thongs from Country Road fits the bill perfectly, leaving you looking more like a classy individual, and less like a full-time sports fan.
DELECTABLE DETAILS
Since every good dinner party hinges on the skills of being at once interested and interesting, were going to help you out with a fashion fool-proof conversation starter. The suspenders might feel weird at first, but if you wear them with confidence, comfort will follow suit. Get a leather pair with brass fittings to match your sandals, and youre instantly upgrading trivial small talk to all-round sexy talk. Also, never wear both suspenders and a belt, choose one or the other your pants will be OK with it. Finally, showing up empty handed is just as much a style no-no as it is a social faux pas. A colorful bunch of fresh-cut flowers or a bottle of wine will impress dinner hosts from both sides of the gender spectrum. Plus could just help to press your hosts for the deets of that one cutie. You know, the one that kept fiddling with your suspenders.
Zevenwacht The Tin Mine Red 2011. R455 for six. www.wine.co.za.
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Kitchen STYLE
by Mynhardt van Pletsen
KITCHEN
Part of what TechSmart is all about, is a renewed awareness of pleasing aesthetics in the world around us. Making sure things are not only functional, but also beautiful, adds to the experience of living life to the full. Whether its about fashion, grooming, or in this case, knowing your way around a kitchen. Indeed, ugly food prepared in an ugly way tastes, well, ugly. Like Mr Ramsey says the eyes eat rst. With that in mind, gentlemen, grab your spatulas its time to cook with gas.
This Yari Damascus Steel Chefs knives set consists of 67 compressed layers of Japanese steel, and is the closest to a real katana sword youll ever get.
Once youve got the blades, its time to become a master of the chopping board. This board is specifically designed for the ultra precise chef, or those with OCD. The Obsessive Chef Cutting Board. R256. www.yuppiegadgets.co.za
Smeg/smug coincidence? Who cares. This incredible 50s retro-style fridge will keep your food stuffs cool while looking hot. Smeg FAB28RBV3 R22 000. Ehome.co.za WesCos set of bins is much more than just places to put things they are elements of beauty and design that instantly inspire the inner culinary. Bread Bin R1 500. Rubbish Bin R4 050. www.livin.co.za
No kitchen is complete without some form of Le Creuset pottery. Loved not only for their incredible colors, these guys make a mean stew as well. The whistling kettle is the perfect addition to round off your collection. Prices vary according to size and sets. Le Creuset Store, Woodlands.
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MOVIES
Top
5 movies
Complete waste of time
aweful
Passion Killer
sies Terrible
Worst bit? That moment when you realise rock bottom is as good as it gets.
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Naked Space is so atrociously bad that you will feel like youre being brainwashed Clockwork Orange-style. It is difficult to believe that the cast did not actually conspire to make the worst movie of all-time.
Worst bit? The total loss of respect you experience for every voice
talent you recognise.
Worst bit? The space crews reactions to seeing the monsters claw
gesturing from around a corner.
Worst bit? The bar scene featuring this absolute gem: While you were
still learning to spell your name, I was being trained to conquer galaxies.
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MOVIES
Cinema
RELEASES
300: Rise of an Empire (7 March)
300s cutting edge visuals and iconic story of outnumbered Spartans charging fearlessly into battle worked beautifully. However, it has taken eight years for the Snyder-produced sequel to emerge. The real battle with the sequel must have been in the screenwriting department, as simply regurgitating the same visual flair would not make a sequel necessary. 300: Rise of an Empire sees Game of Thrones actress, Lena Headey, reprise her role as Queen Gorgo with the introduction of Casino Royales Eva Green. Otherwise, the cast is relatively unknown, headed by Sullivan Stapleton as Themistocles and Rodrigo Santoro as Xerxes. It looks promising, but no ones holding their breath after Immortals flopped.
Why watch? Slick cars, slicker car chases this time with people!
NEW ON DVD
Captain Phillips
This emotionally taut rollercoaster ride was unlucky not to get more recognition at the Academy Awards. Tom Hanks returns to form with a devastating performance opposite nominated co-star Barkhad Abdi, to anchor frenetic camerawork and pulsating storytelling from Bourne Ultimatum director, Paul Greengrass. Captain Phillips is based on actual events, which makes this real-life hostage scenario even more exciting and a film that deserves a repeat viewing.
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ANIME
Madhouse
his action-packed gun-fest is the tale of two female assassins, Mireille Bouquet and Yuumura Kirika. Kirika starts off the series suffering from amnesia, with the only thing she can remember being the word Noir (black in French). Mireille is from a powerful Corsican crime family, one of two survivors after a brutal attack on her family. These two form a dark alliance, calling themselves Noir, both setting off on a personal journey to find answers to the mysteries of their past. At first they seem only vaguely related to each other, but as the series progresses they are lured into traps set by a secret organisation named Les Soldats (The Soldiers in French) with which they share a mysterious past. Noir is suspenseful, grim, emotional, dramatic and very psychological. If you expect any comic relief as in the usual anime, there is none; this is a serious anime that deserves respect. If you prefer technicolour haired, cute and funny characters, skip it, but if you are looking for a serious, memorable anime, this one is for you.
unslinger Girl is focused on young cybernetic girls and their adult handlers who use those girls as assassins under the directive of an Italian government organisation.
Section 2 of The Social Welfare Agency (or simply the Agency) employs young girls who have experienced traumatic and near-death situations. They are given implants, including synthesized muscles as well as other goodies granting them heightened strength and a greater resilience to pain and damage, and are used as hit(wo)men. Each girl is partnered with a male handler and each team is referred to as a fratello (sibling in Italian). The handler is responsible for his charges training, welfare as well as field work, and is free to do so by whatever means are considered usable. Some handlers treat the girls cruelly, others treat them as little sisters or daughters, like Henrietta who is a very polite petite girl with a deep affection for Jose, her handler who really cares for her. This anime is not about the missions they perform, although there is a lot of action (and gore), it is more about the relationships between the girls and their handlers. Different viewpoints are also used effectively, with certain scenes shown from different characters perspective. Each girls thoughts and handlers story unfold in an almost Pulp Fiction-esque way.
Comics
What its about: Based on a five-issue Radical Publishing comic book series by Steve Moore, which debuted in May 2008, Hercules stars Dwayne The Rock Johnson. Brett Ratner (X-Men: The Last Stand) directs. Tell me more: After finishing the 12 labours of the gods, Hercules turns his back on Olympus and lives only for danger and adventure. Years go by as he makes his living as a mercenary, then his five companions and him are hired by the King of Thrace to train his men to become the deadliest army of all time. To defeat the terrible warlord that threatens Thrace, Hercules must once again become the hero he once was. Why it should be good: Johnson is perfectly cast as the larger than life hero, and as his many action roles have proven The Rock is no stranger to violence and combat. Combine some good set pieces with his trademark charm and comedic timing and this could be a summer blockbuster. Release date: August 2014
COMICS
UPCOMING (lesser-known)
MOVIES
One can barely throw a shield these days without hitting a superhero movie, sequel or re-make. However, comic book guru Moray Rhoda believes that if you are going to spend your hard-earned cash, maybe consider watching some of these lesser-known comic book properties.
What its about: Based on the limited series detective noir Dark Horse comic book by the legend Frank Miller, who actually takes charge of directing too.
Tell me more: Josh Brolin (No Country for Old Men) plays Dwight McCarthy, a private investigator who is drawn into a deadly conspiracy by his former lover Ava Lord (Eva Green, Casino Royale). Ava needs Dwight to help her escape her abusive husband, but Dwights initial attempts to rescue her are stymied by her husbands hulking manservant, Manute. Things soon take a darker and deadlier turn with the rescue becoming a mission of vengeance and violence. Frank Millers work on Sin City has been lauded for the complex structure of its plot and the deep characterisation of the characters, and this instalment should build on the innovative filmmaking of the first Sin City movie. Why it should be good: Sin City: A Dame to Kill For includes many of the first movies ensemble cast reprising their roles (Jessica Alba anyone?), as well as new cast members (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) who should all be worth the price of admission alone. But if that isnt enough, it also promises some very stylised over-the-top violence and hard-boiled dialogue.
What its bout: Computeranimated adaptation of the Marvel comic, set to be the first Disney animated feature to star Marvel characters since Mickey acquired Spidey in 2009. Tell me more: Big Hero 6 is a group of Japanese government-sanctioned superhuman operatives. The story centres on 13-year old boy genius Hiro Takachiho (known as Hiro Hamada in the movie) and his self-created robot, Baymax, who will be tasked with protecting the city of San Fransokyo. The other members of Big Hero 6 are: Honey Lemon who has the ability to pull anything out of her Power Purse; Go Go Tomago whose power is transforming herself into an explosive ball of energy; Fredzilla who can channel the power and aura of a Kaiju (monster); and Wasabi-No-Ginger, a chef who uses swords and can also give form to his Qi-Energy, materializing it as throwing knives. Why it should be good: Marvels solid characters and big on-screen heroics, combined with Disneys proven heartstring-pulling, money-spinning magic, could easily make this a sleeper hit. [RN] Release date: November 2014 March 2014 | TechSmart
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HOT Merchandise
Weve seen some awesome merchandise introduced for three of our most loved entertainment franchises. How awesome are these?
Millennium Falcon Owners Workshop Manual
Haynes Manuals ($20 on Amazon) Certainly the most iconic vehicle in the Star Wars universe, the Millennium Falcon, was the dream ride of every wannabe Han Solo. This owners manual comes courtesy of Haynes, a publisher recognised for the in-depth car and bike manuals they produce. Haynes has included blueprints and annotated diagrams of every possible inch of the Millennium Falcon, going so far as to trace the design history of the Corellian Engineering Corporation YT Series of spaceships, the vehicle that the Millennium Falcon is based on.
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Horoscope
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Always wanted to be on TV? Well Leo, with your latest addiction to parkour you might soon be a YouTube celebrity! Watch FailArmy during the course of the month, and dont say we didnt warn you.
March is looking amazing for you Pisces, since you are bound to join a ragtag bunch of alien outcasts set to save not just our planet, but the whole solar system! Sorry, that is the plot of Guardians of the Galaxy. You have nothing special lined up Pisces, and your birthday will be a disappointment.
PISCES
Money matters takes centre stage this month Virgo, since with Mercury in retrograde, SARS has put you in its crosshair. Expect to be audited.
VIRGO LIBRA
Just face it Libra, your time-travel machine still needs a bit of work. If it wasnt for that well timed lightning strike you would have never made it back to the future. Now for the sake of mankind, please bring us a working hoverboard.
No rest for the wicked they say Aries, and you have been a bad, bad boy. So expect a bout of insomnia during the second half of March.
ARIES
This month Earth will be the third closest planet to the sun, and that can only mean one thing Scorpio bacon! Rindless, Shoulder, Diced, Round Cut, Minced the stars are saying indulge yourself.
SCORPIO
Have a careful look at your old comic book collection this month Mr. Bull. Some of those old classics might just be worth something! It has a tear in the cover you say? Worthless then you should have been more careful as a child.
TAURUS GEMINI
Dont feel so bad that your Super Rugby team is underperforming, Sagi. According to the stars they are at least doing better than theyre going to do in 2015.
SAGITTARIUS CAPRICORN
Dont think your boss hasnt notice your browsing habits at work, Gemini. Rather head over to Pnet and Bizcommunity, since a new job might just be forced upon you soon.
Best would be not to even try and venture out of the house this month Capricorn. March suffers from a glitch in the Matrix, which means only 25% of friends and family will remember you. On the plus side every Coke you drink will have your name on it.
The stars are aligning during March just for you Mr Crab! Jennifer Lawrence has noticed your crush and is heading to your doorstep for a date! No wait. Thats Martin Lawrence. Martin Lawrence as Big Momma.
CANCER
All conspiracies are true, and what youve been reading on Infowars.com is the truth and nothing but the truth. So how is that working out for you? Not good hey? Rather bookmark www.cutethingsfallingasleep.org this month.
AQUARIUS
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OPINION
MOBILE conundrum
By Pippa Tshabalala. Photographer: Tim Hulme. Makeup artist: Natasha Carstens.
PIPPAS PHONE
WAS STOLEN,
WHICH RESULTED
IN A SMARTPHONE
HEADACHE.
have had a number of different mobile phones in my life. I got my first phone in 1999: a Nokia 5110, and at the time you could basically just make calls and send texts. Even the latter was new and out there at the time! In the last five years Ive had an iPhone 3GS, an iPhone 4, a Sony Xperia U, a Motorola Razr, a Huawei Ascend P1 and a Samsung Galaxy S3. To be fair I ended up with a couple of these phones because of my job, I didnt buy all of them, but of the six, two of them were purchases, most recently my Galaxy S3.
so I couldnt really have considered the impact this would have on my day-to-day life. #FirstWorldProblems right? It doesnt help that Ive attended a number of new phone launches in the past couple of weeks, so I have an insane amount of phone jealousy right about now. I dont even mind that one of them is a Windows Phone I would take it. The iPhone 4 looks minuscule by comparison, plus its surprisingly heavy. Of course everything is merely about adjusting to change. My transition from iOS to Android gave me a better-rounded understanding of the differences between them, but it also highlighted the limitations. I might even learn to learn to use Windows Phone comprehensively given the chance. I made the smooth transition from iOS to Android and couldnt have been happier. Granted it took me a bit of time to stop pressing the button at the bottom of the phone and to figure out that I needed to kill apps all the time (Im not accepting this, its really annoying and every auto kill background processes app I tried never really worked properly), but I adjusted and learned to live with it. Sure, none of these operating systems are perfect. But I do miss my Galaxy its going to be a long time till October.
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GAMES
Top
A game developer requires many skills, the ability to tell a story, design innovative gameplay and drum up original content. Sometimes however, the idea behind a game is so original, it borders on lunacy. Heres our list of the oddest, craziest, outlandish and weirdest gaming titles spanning the gaming world, crammed full of WTF moments.
Weirdest Games
ever
Seaman
Vivarium/Jellyvision, 1999
Anyone who has played a pet-oriented game can safely say that there is very little in terms of original gameplay or edge. The same cannot be said for the first entry on our list, Seaman, released on Sega Dreamcast in Japan in December 1999. The premise of the game sees users given the responsibility of caring for and interacting with a genetically altered species of fish known as Seaman. Your pet goes through multiple stages of development, its final stage resembling a mix of an Anglerfish body and human face. What makes Seaman particularly weird is the pithy and often rude dialogue it has with players, all in a somber, monotone voice. Seaman was able to garner a small cult following, receiving the Original Game Character of the Year Award at the 2002 Game Developers Conference. It is Seamans behaviour and mannerisms that place this title head and shoulders above many others, making it one of the weirdest games ever.
The Graveyard
Tale of Tales, 2008
Conjuring up equal parts beauty and melancholy, The Graveyard may just be one of the saddest games ever. Thankfully, an average games length is only around ten minutes. This title from Belgian game developer Tale of Tales, chronicles the last few moments of an elderly womans life as she walks through, you guessed it, a graveyard. The objective of the game being to reach a bench located somewhere in the graveyard. Once there a subtitled song plays and then the elderly woman leaves. From time to time, the elderly woman does not make it out of the graveyard, dying from natural causes. The game was released on both PC and smartphone platforms in March 2008, receiving a nomination for the Innovation Award at the Independent Games Festival. What makes this game so weird is its dark, depressing undertones set against the stark black and white design, leaving players with a lot of unanswered questions and a bit depressed.
Papers, Please
Lucas Pope, 2013
Xenophobia and stereotypes abound as Papers, Please taps into Eastern Bloc paranoia and fear. This game centres around the daily exploits of a border checkpoint immigration officer, who has to follow a rigorous ingame rulebook with instructions of screening procedures and practices. Each day, players are given a different set of criteria to carry out when checking the information of people looking to enter the fictional state of Arstotzka during the Cold War in 1982. Players have the additional objective of successfully processing as many individuals as possible, in order to earn enough money to feed their family. Added to the peculiar gameplay and strange game concept, Papers, Please has a 8-bit style look and feel which is in keeping with the 1980s overtones and issues. Billed as dystopian thriller, Papers, Please should offer a grim, bleak outlook on life if that is what you are into.
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GAMES GAMES
Goat Simulator
Goat Simulator is hands down, the craziest sandbox-style game. It features a goat with a penchant for trampolines, licking, dry humping and complete destruction of anything out there. Said to draw inspiration from skateboarding titles like Tony Hawk Pro Skater, this game sees players assume the role of a rampant goal with the objective of exploring the utopian suburbia you find yourself in. The other, far more gratifying objective, is to create as much havoc and chaos as is goatly possible. Players can also interact with objects, thanks to their trusty tongue. Yes tongue, with the ability to wield objects like axes and picnic tables. This game is best described as utter insane randomness, and is currently available on Steam pre-order come this March. We havent gotten our hands on this title yet, but by all accounts, it will top pour game of the year list in the category of best goat game you can buy for $10. Coffee Stain Studios has thrown the gauntlet down, so its up to other indie developers to step it up.
Mister Mosquito
ZOOM Inc, 2001
Perhaps a bit of a PG-rated version of any games involving blood sucking vampires, Mister Mosquito involves a blood sucker of a different variety. Players assume the role of a mosquito, with the objective of sucking blood from every member of the Yamada family, who are Mister Mosquitos only source of food. Gameplay involves sucking blood from specific body parts of different family members in an effort to collect enough blood to last winter. Players also need to avoid detection, running the risk of being swatted by flailing limbs. Released on June 2001 on PlayStation 2, the game deals with a rather sensitive subject, considering millions of people die from malaria each year. That did not hamper sales as the game sold roughly 160 000 copies by the end of 2001. Mister Mosquito will go down as one of the weirdest games of all time and even spawned a sequel in 2003, as players once again targeted the Yamada family, as they moved to Hawaii. [RC]
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TECH FRIED
WhatsApp, Doc?
DEEP FRIED MAN
REFLECTS ON
FACEBOOKS
DECISION TO PAY
message each other for free and with the amazing added bonus of not having to own a BlackBerry. Later, when WhatsApp decided to stop being free and start charging a dollar, I paid that dollar without any fuss, because WhatsApp is easy to use and, most impressively of all, it has every emoticon ever. Just thinking about those WhatsApp emoticons makes me want to weep tears of pure joy. If you ever feel the need to express the fact that that aliens took a poo next to your tent and set your koala alight, WhatsApp has the emoticons for you.
I WILL DOWNLOAD THE PUNCH MARK ZUCKERBERG IN THE FACE APP WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT.
So I can see the appeal of WhatsApp, and why youd want to own it, and by that I mean the way Facebook owns it (for $19 billion), of course, as opposed to the way I own it (for $1). Many people are shocked at how much was spent on the chat app, but I wasnt. If I were Mark Zuckerberg Id probably just buy the whole internet, even if it cost gazillion dollars. Im sure he can afford it.
What Facebook?
What Im more concerned about is whether WhatsApp will remain the app we know and love. Facebook can go ahead and buy it, but they must resist the temptation to Facebookerize it. If I am ever using WhatsApp and start getting Farmville requests, people notifying me that they think it would be a brilliant idea for me to Try Birthdays, or, worst of all, people poking me, whatever that means, I will download the Punch Mark Zuckerberg In The Face app with immediate effect, 99 cents or not. Until such atrocities occur, I will continue to make daily use of the app I know and love. *Smiley face* *Dragon* *Cable Car* March 2014 | TechSmart
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