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Pillar City is far from the most peaceful city on the planet, given its shockingly large super-being populous. For every super hero in Pillar City, there seems to be two more villains and most of them are too dangerous to be holed up behind prison bars. There are plenty of great sights in the city, great stores, and awesome shows to see. The problem is, almost all of those things are offset by the 50% chance of a super villain showing up to rob the place while you are there.

Recently in Pillar City, severally new super heroes have shown up on radar. These super heroes have proven to be a lot more powerful than previous super heroes like Fire Farts (The ferret with the uncanny ability to create incendiary farts), Speedy Squirrel (The squirrel that can run faster than other squirrels), and Flying Falcon (A falcon in a unitard). One of the most notable new super heroes to arrive to Pillar City is Celsius, the Ice Manipulating Cat (Who may also be able to manipulate water and steam if the circulating rumors hold true). He looks a lot like that dude in the picture next to this paragraph. Celsius stands at 56 and is quite lightweight at 125 pounds. He wears a blue vest, a light blue T-Shirt, blue pants with a lighter blue stripe on the side, blue and white shoes, and a blue mask over his eyes over his light brown fur. Just in case you are blind and cant see the image. But then how are you reading this story? Celsius came to Pillar City after a few unsuccessful attempts to stop crimes in past cities so that he could have a fresh slate to work with. And since the standard for super heroes in Pillar City is so dreadfully low, Celsius knocked them out of the water and stands now as one of the citys top five super heroes. Fire Farts was very upset in his humiliating interview with FUR News when he lost his #5 position, and accidentally set the reporter on fire. Celsius showed up promptly and then quickly doused Fire Farts and smashed him in the junk by a block of ice. Celsius has always come off as smug in his interviews on various news outlets. Yeah, that little weasel was looking for a good bath. I dont know how the fuck this city used to even rank him in the top five, but boy did he need to get the boot. Shortly after the interview, Celsius ascended to position #4 when he defeated the nefarious Havoc Hawk; a dangerous criminal mastermind who hypnotizes people into becoming criminals like him. The fight wound up being very close and Celsius almost caved into Havoc Hawks hypnosis, causing him to take a private retreat for some time to mentally recover and fight off the urge to harass a poor teenage cashier at Hot Dog Hut.

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Celsius was lying in his apartment in a free water bed that he scored after defending a mattress store from the Sand Sheep, a criminal genius that uses his powers to make people fall asleep and alter their dreams to make crimes very easy to commit. However, he spent too much time gloating about how great he is during his fight against Celsius that he didnt even notice a massive ice hammer materializing over his head. Though the store owner was briefly enraged by the fact that there was a sheep imbedded inside of his most expensive mattress, Celsius was quick to point out that he would have lost a lot more than that sum of money if he hadnt intervened. The water bed the owner gave him was one that had a lot of damage inflicted to it during the robbery, but Celsius did a good job of putting it back together thanks to his super powers. It was still a vast improvement of his old bed which he was certain that Night Bug had infested with a swarm of Nano-Bedbugs in an attempt to get under his skin outside of a fight. After enjoy a nice cat nap, Celsius decided not to freeze the pizza faced dude at Hot Dog Hut, and then went to his fridge and noticed that he was out of both food and milk. Son of a bitch I was just at the store yesterday! Fucking Vacuum Gut mumbled the distraught super hero as he made for the door and snatched his wallet and keys off of the kitchen counter. Celsius room key is shaped like a snowflake, and has a picture of him giving a camera the finger in the center with a smug grin. The key is made from incredibly dry ice that burns anyone but Celsius who touches it and leaves the skin incredibly numb. The key makes a sizzling sound as it hits Celsius paw, but it doesnt faze him in the slightest. At the market, Celsius was very quick about getting his groceries. His list only consisted of milk, fish, ice cream, and his favorite guilty pleasure: Cat food. At the cash register, the cashier shot him a dirty look when that rolled into a shopping bag. Celsius was quick to give him the Im watching you, asshole look in response. He strolled out of the store whistling when a car went flying through the air in front of him. The wind blew his hair to the side and his whistling continued at the same pace. He blindly fired a quick ice blast in the direction that it came from. Dont tell me that I just hit that asshole with blind fire he said before turning to the side to see a frozen Rhino in a wrestling uniform in the middle of the street. Well, fuck. That was easy. FUR News helicopters hovered overhead and their cars pulled up on the side of the road quickly to cover Celsius flawless arrest. Celsius quickly turned around and hammer threw all of his grocery bags on the roof of the store to hide his cat food. A young female cat with blonde fur and white spots stepped out of a van holding a microphone. She strolled over to Celsius with a smile on her face. Celsius shot her the I want to enter your pants look the instant she was within 10 feet of his person. The news anchor smacked Celsius over the head with her microphone. You better cool off, Celsius. The cameras arent on yet, but they can be in the drop of a hat and my super power is to ruin reputations hissed the reporter. She turned to the cameraman, a massive gorilla with a huge gut and a wife beater shirt that was covered in sweat. The reported told him to turn the cameras on in five seconds and then turned back to Celsius as the two of them attempted to regain their composure and Celsius rubbed the black and blue on his scalp. The gorilla seemed to be losing track of time easily, and it took him two countdowns to count from five to zero successfully. Celsius found this detail hard to ignore, as the guy looked like one of Hardheads brainless muscle slaves.

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The light on the front of the camera turned green. Good morning, citizens of Pillar City. In shocking events that took place just minutes ago, Celsius the Super Cat took down the notorious Rampaging Rhino in the middle of one of his famous car throwing sprees with just one attack. Though three cars were totaled before Celsius arrived on the scene, there were no deaths and injuries appear to be minor. Celsius response time was also record breaking, arriving at the scene less than two minutes after the rampage began. Celsius, your take on these events? said the reporter quickly. Celsius was paying more attention to the smoking wreckage down the street and the gorilla picking his nose and holding the camera than her though. Uh yeah. Im awesome, and Rampaging Rhinos routine is so cold I could use it as one of my own attacks said Celsius, shifting his glance back to the reporter. The citizens of Pillar City shouldnt have to worry about their safety at any time, mam. Thats why Im here to clean the streets. Also because I have a water bed that I want to fill. Well, that might just happen later this evening. Not with me, but with the fan girls that I presume will be out cheering for you tonight. I am happy to announce that you, Celsius, are now being knock up to the #3 position on Pillar Citys top super heroes list said the reporter. Im not that surprised. The villains just freeze when they see me. Thats not even a shitty pun too replied Celsius. I bet that I can pass Firefox and get #2 by the end of this week. And by the end of this month, this city is gonna chant my name, Celsius! Celsius! instead of that winged screwball, Hunter he finished. If you looked through the window on the 40th floor of the building straight ahead, you would be able to see Hunter flipping the bird to Celsius. The rest of the interview was a back and forth that was filled with how big Celsius ego is and multiple attempts to seduce the reporter. The camera turned off shortly after and the reporter slapped Celsius across the face. Try to make a fool of me on television again, and Ill set your career on fire, fur ball snapped the angry cat. She stormed off to the van, and the gorilla lagged behind trying to figure out what to do with his camera. Celsius saw an opportunity to speak to the gorilla, so he strolled up to him casually and leaned against the van. Hey big fella, ya need a hand with that big complicated camera? I can help you if you can tell me something in exchange said Celsius to the big lummox holding the camera and microphone. Uuuh okay me guess said the gorilla slowly, trying very hard to understand what Celsius was saying. Celsius moved over and hauled the camera and microphone equipment into the van for the gorilla, then turned back to him. Take me to your master, presuming you have one of course said Celsius. You want see master Stinkbrain? Me can take you to him if you want replied the gorilla. Celsius paused for a moment, surprised that the gorilla divulged the info so easily and that the villain behind his form wasnt caused by Hardhead. Yeah, take me to this Stinkbrain guy.

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Celsius and the smelly gorilla spent a good thirty minutes walking through the streets of Pillar City. Celsius was positive that the big dumbass forgot where he was going, as he stopped on almost every corner that the two reached. It gave him time to think though, mostly about how this catch could let him skip straight to #1 and maybe get some big fancy new apartment or secret lair equipped with a bigger water bed, indoor pool, and bitches. He was almost salivating when he bumped into the gorilla by accident, not even noticing that he came to a total stop in front of him. Rancid sweat smells filled his nostrils and made him nauseous with disgusts. We here little cat spoke the gorilla, in front of the entrance to a building that read Black and White Life, Perfume and Cologne. Celsius entered the place, coughing and wheezing from the gorillas stink. The customers looked at him funny as he walked in and he followed the gorilla down to the back of the main store. There was a sign that read Employees Only on the door. By the time the two reached the door, Celsius was already thinking Oh gee, how original. The gorilla took a key out of his pocket and tried to open the door, desperately trying and failing for roughly 30 seconds before Celsius got annoyed. Here, let me help you with that he said as he took the gorillas key and replaced it in his hand with his. Celsius quickly opened the door and re-exchanged the keys, placing the key to the room in the hands of a gorillacicle. The customers in the store turned and watched as Celsius descended the stairwell, and the cashier hit a button under the counter that had a label next to it that read Super Hero Alarm. The door slammed shut behind Celsius and a massive secondary steel door locked into place. The customers were not aware of it, but Celsius has just walked right into a trap that Stinkbrain must have planned out for him. The stairwell led straight into a room that was wash white; covered entirely in sparkling white tiles. There were numerous gorillas in the room that were sitting around on their asses eating bananas and scratching themselves and each other. At the end of the room, there was a desk and a skunk sitting in an office chair on a phone. Celsius could hear his voice clearly over the noise of the gorillas from across the room. I dont care how long it takes for you to get the labels and containers, just GET them as soon as fucking possible! he shouted before slamming the phone down. Argh, its so hard to find good help these days, Celsius said the skunk. The skunk, known as Stinkbrain, has a body that is about 510 tall, weighs 160 pounds, and is coated in typical skunk fur. He wears a black lab jacket with multiple chemical vials on the front pockets, black pants, and a white shirt. He walks around bare foot at all times and his tail is always floating behind his back and at attention. He has a scruffy face complete with white hair and a shaggy white beard and mustache. He has goggles on his forehead that look green, but turn into hypnosis spirals when put over his eyes. Wait, Sidney? Youre Stinkbrain? replied Celsius with a puzzled expression. You came to Pillar City with me as a super hero like a month ago and youre a super VILLAIN now? he followed up. Stinkbrain shrugged. Sidney the Skunk was a very misunderstood hero. As you know, my spray hypnotizes people and I am a chemical engineering genius. Those are two ingredients that when mixed, makes everyone think you are a villain. I decided, Screw it. Ill make their presumptions accurate. Itll be easy with a legion of henchmen bowing to my every command he replied to Celsius.

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And wait, let me guess. You are going to release some kind of gas that turns the entire city into an army of obedient gorilla henchmen that bow to your every command. Sounds right said Celsius nearly laughing. I dont care if it is clich. If it works, it works replied Stinkbrain. I mean, youre about to join us, since you seem to have some of my spray on your nose. What did you do, head butt one of my gorillas? said the skunk. It starts really slow, but when it hits, boy does it hit. Celsius stepped back a bit, stunned, realizing that his dumb daydream was about to turn him into a gorilla slave to Stinkbrain. I take that as a yes said the skunk across the room. Come over here if you want it to be quick, or stay across the room if you want it to be long and painful he followed up. Celsius was cringing a bit, noticing that the scent that was hovering over his nose was getting sharper and more intense. It burnt his face and started to make his eyes water and begin to change in shape. It could not be seen under his mask, but they were started to melt into hypnosis spirals from the effects of the spray he was inhaling. He got very dizzy and started to clumsily walk in the closest thing to a straight line that he could make towards Stinkbrain. He looked like a drunken mall chick trying to pass a sobriety test as he cross the room. He didnt realize how close he was to Stinkbrain when he crashed into his desk and flopped down on top of it, drooling dimly. Apparently he was extra vulnerable to hypnosis due to his encounter with Havoc Hawk. Wow that was really fucking easy. Shit, Celsius. Were you like chewing at the bit to be turned into my gorilla minion or something? said Stinkbrain in response to the cats actions. The skunk jumped up on his desk and looked down at the drooling cat. I should probably say some last words to you since youre about to be replaced with a dumb gorilla that hurls ice blocks, but I kind of hated your guts from day one so I wont. Stinkbrain turned around, bent his knees down so the base of his tail was angled right at Celsius face and releases a massive spray into his face. A thick brown cloud of gas and liquid covered Celsius entire head, making it invisible to the rest of the gorillas that were watching. Celsius head rolled out of the fog 30 seconds later, and his face was already starting to transform. Like Stinkbrain had warned, the spray took effect incredibly quickly on Celsius, as shown by his face wish has already receded from a feline muzzle to a flat gorilla face that was expanding in size. His face was dark brown, wrinkled, and his hypnosis spiral eyes were now exposed and watering because he outgrew his mask which snapped off his face and landed on Stinkbrains desk. His face in particular is beginning to become extra hairy, being covered almost entirely in hair and growing a very thick beard. Stinkbrain jumped back in his office chair and spun around for a bit, stroking his beard as he put up his office chair. Just moan like a monkey when youre done getting changed. Im tired of watching my minions drool on the floor he said before pulling his laptop out of his drawers and starting to work on his Super Evil Spreadsheet. By the time his laptop finished booting up, Celsius brain was totally fried and he was drooling helplessly on the floor out of his large gorilla head. His body was starting to increase in size from both muscle and body fat. He was expanding rapidly and blowing up from around 56 and 125 pounds to 69 and 400 pounds over the course of 40 seconds. His gut is swelling up so

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much that his clothes are starting to rip, and his arms are becoming incredibly large and heavy. The weight is also traveling to his ass, turning it into a big, soft, round battering ram. His entire form has become so big that his clothes have given up on the cause of hiding his shame. Celsius was having trouble moving around due to the rapid rate at which is body was changing and the fact that he wasnt used to moving as a gorilla, and his transformation still isnt complete. His fur is darkening and turning into lengthy dark brown hairs, and the skin around his chest and stomach are becoming exposed due to the hairs in those areas dying off. His exposed skin on his face, hands, and chest are both very dark brown, muscular, and wrinkled. Celsius rolled over on the floor so that he is now lying face up and is starting to beat his chest and grunt out the sounds Ooooh oooh ahh ahh! like a proper gorilla. Stinkbrain chuckled as he kept clacking at his keyboard. I suppose I should go have one of my minions fetch some bananas for you too, and your new uniform mumbled Stinkbrain before taking a moment to sigh. HEY, DUMBSHIT #12, GO GET SOME BANANAS AND A UNIFORM FOR CELSIUS! PRONTO! he shouted across the room. Celsius started to make efforts to stand up using his fists as the fur along his legs shifted and turned into gorilla hair until it reached his feet. At that point, the hair cut off and died off like on his hands to expose a fleshy foot that was a perfect gorilla foot: Great for using like hands and for grabbing and throwing things. Celsius started to drool a lot more rapidly as he gained his footed and hung over the floor by his fists, with his large gorilla cock hanging out, erect, and exposed. Master Stinkbrain me am gorilla slave now and forever mumbled Celsius. The gorilla that left the room to follow Stinkbrains orders earlier walked back in, holding a bushel of bananas in one fist, and a Hypnosis Print Speedo in the other. Hey Celsi- oh, Im sorry. Thats not your name. Brainfreeze, go put that speedo on. You can eat the bananas after. I dont want you touching my ass with that dick and freezing it shut said Stinkbrain. Celsius, or rather Brainfreeze, immediately complied with his masters command and covered his dick with the speedo, then snatched the bananas from the other gorilla slave and started to peel one. Horny little dumbshit at least youll be a really useful minion muttered the skunk as he reached into another drawer and took out a satchel filled with vials of his spray. He slid the satchel across the table to Brainfreeze. After you finish your snack, go out on a recruiting spree with these. Theyll explode into transformative gas clouds when broken that cover about a street with favorable winds. Put them to good use, and freeze any heroes that try to stop you he said coldly. Yes master your slave obey command and will make many gorilla replied Brainfreeze as he slung the satchel over his shoulder and crammed a banana into his mouth. He hastily finished the rest of the bushel before making his way for the door, which was now unlocked. When he re-entered the store, everyone looked in his direction before he throw out a vial, shattering it and unleashing a brown smog that engulfed the entire store and all of its customers. Behind the fog, Brainfreeze drooled and laughed lazily. Me make many gorilla for master Stinkbrain.

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Written by BulliNova Story Concept by BulliNova and Circutron Art by jooshster For my good friend, Circutron. Happy Belated Birthday!