Because the 30-page [in the aggregate] two-part blast e-mail oftentimes only conveyed hyperlinks, key-concepts conveyed

therein are appropriately recapitulated and amplified; each topic is covered [Guzzardi, Delaware Valley, International, Islamism, BHOs Scandal-Sheet, BHOs Abuses, Jobs, Economy, Illegals, ObamaDontCare, Domestic Issues, Culture, GOPs Civil War, POTUS-16, Mid-Term Elections]. Although interrupted due to the compulsion to provide extensive background regarding the Ukraine, nothing can be discerned that undermines previously-drawn conclusions regarding each of the issues; the action-items are somewhat intuitive, but are worth articulating with precision [including the desire to prompt readers to communicate opposition to the e-cig-regulations pending in Philly City Council]. Although there are definable limits to what an individual can truly influenceparticularly with regard to International Eventsthe ongoing problems [including mandatory Holocaust Education] can be tackled; finally, it should be noted that a few special-programs are upcoming in Center-City Philly, c/o Joe Puder: Monday, March 17 SWU presents U.N. Me with director Ami Horowitz in Princeton, NJ. Film will be shown at The Garden theatre, 160 Nassau Street, at 7:30 PM. Admission: $10. Tuesday, March 18 - SWU presents U.N. Me with director Ami Horowitz in Philadelphia at the National Museum of American Jewish History at 6:30 PM. Dessert Reception will follow the screening and Q&A. Admission: Adults $36, Students free. To register, click here: www.standwithus.com/unme_phili Sunday, March 23 Beth Sholom, Elkins Park (the famously tent-designed synagogue by architect Frank Lloyd Wright). Joseph Puder will deliver a talk to the congregation, Iran and Its Vulnerabilities. Ferne Hassan will present the SWU story, including the success of a 12 year-old organization in preparing high schools and college students to combat the propaganda and slander prevalent on todays campuses, and educate the public about Israel and correct common prejudices about the Arab-Israeli conflict. Monday, March 24 - America's & Israel's Greatest Enemies, SWU is co-sponsoring AISH/Community program with Eric Stakelbeck and Mort Klein, at 7:30 PM at Adath Israel, Merion Station, PA. RELOCATED to Lower Merion Synagogue (down the street). Thursday, March 27 SWU is co-sponsoring What It Means to Be Pro-Israel with panelists Alan Dershowitz, Charles Jacobs, and Sara Greenberg (a student at Harvard who will provide insight into what is happening on the campus and what actions need to be taken to insure Israels security). They will discuss issues often ignored by the media and how to combat the distortions, following a screening of the recently released film, The J Street Challenge. The program will take place at 7 PM at the Harrison Auditorium, Penn Museum. This program is free and open to the community. Reservations are required. Contact Ashley Colabella: acolabella@jfgp.org; 215-832-0537. Sunday, March 30 An important and eye-opening annual event: Stand With Us - Israeli Soldiers' Stories Tour from 3-5 PM at Adath Israel, Merion Station, PA. Help welcome two young Israeli college students, Hen and Sharon who will discuss their lives in the army and, as ordinary citizens living in Israel, along with their hopes for peace. Bring your friends this is a not to be missed program! This program is free and open to the community [see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpHGWJwYXqs].

Friday, April 4 Sunday, April 6 - SWU staff (Joseph Puder, Ferne Hassan and Ben Brownstein) will be in Pittsburgh representing SWU at an on-campus conference at the University of Pittsburgh. Joseph Puder is a keynote speaker. Tuesday, April 29 The J Street Challenge will be screened at The Garden Theatre, 160 Nassau Street, Princeton at 7 PM. Panel & Q &A to follow. Admission $10 Candidly, Im reticent to wax-philosophical because my preference has been to allow extensive citations to function as a meta-analysis of the available literature but, having disseminated so much information, providing reasonable conclusions derivative thereof would seem desirable, providing future-structure. Therefore, consider this to be an indulgence into opinion-writing, although the conclusions therein have been extensively documented; again, if anything appears contradictory, R.S.V.P.!

This refers to articles written by Steve Feldman and myself proposing establishment of a new holiday commemorating the date when the Israelites/Jews/Hebrews initiated presence [which has been continuous thereafter] in the Promised Land [per the Bible].

Guzzardi That Guzzardi has called for a probe regarding decisions surrounding York Co. Senate race due to the possibility that an effort has been promulgated to influence electoral results, this only serves to amplify his intent to challenge the hegemony of the GOP-Establishment with regard to a panoply of key-issues, recognizing that his worriment about the looming Fiscal Iceberg triggers him to harbor differences with Corbett on spending, ObamaCare, taxation, and unionization; he would slash appropriating millions for billionaires [funding feel-good projects conducted at the rapidly-expanding University of Pennsylvania], he would not expand Medicaid [because, within a few years, the associated costs would threaten to break the budget], he would freeze [and then roll-back] taxes, and he would prioritize right-to-work

{respectively}. Quoting from Arthur Miller, Attention must be paid to these trenchant sources of angst, and the public can depend upon his ability to flash his Edmund Burke mien, as he presses his case. I read the discovery-documents acquired by Guzzardi, and summarized the situation thusly, within an article summarizing the activities of the Gubernatorial Candidates: Guzzardi Attorney, businessman, and regular PoliticsPA commenter Bob Guzzardi scored quite a coup this week when he earned enough signatures to make the Republican gubernatorial primary ballot. Guzzardis first salvo in his official campaign against the Governor concerns his belief that the resignation of Sen. Mike Waugh and his elevation to Executive Director of the Pennsylvania Farm Show was all part of an effort to ensure Rep. Ron Miller would secure the seat and an advantage over his GOP rival businessman Scott Wagner. Wagner is still a write-in candidate for the special election and will continue to run in the primary election (Wagner is also a regular advertiser on PoliticsPA. In fact, his ad is at the top of this very article). In response to what he perceives to be an unfair and illegal quid pro quo, Guzzardi has sent letters to Attorney General Kathleen Kane and U.S. Attorney Peter Smith requesting an investigation. I hope for the sake of honest and transparent government, and for fair elections that the US Attorney and Pennsylvanias independent Attorney General investigates this corrupt deal, Guzzardi said. From a Governor and Republican leaders, who talked about cleaning up the corruption in Harrisburg, they seem to be continuing the same old Bonusgate-style Computergate-style, tactics that landed so many politicians in jail. * Guzzardis discovery has revealed mucho-data. It seems the positions @ the Farm Show were createdmuch to the [initial] dismay of the prior-bosswho then was mollified by a salary-hikeafter contradictions were smoothed-over regarding whether he would stay for a brief transition over a few months vs. the plan for him to remain in this position for another year. Furthermore, these plans were initially hatched during the summer of 12, and then suddenly modified in December [after the Scott Walker competition arose]; many other rhetorical contradictions are contained in the documents from the DoAg & the LtG that suggest the type of electoral-coordination that Guzzardi has alleged. Perhaps the media will wish to read the primary data and pursue matters with the powers-that-be?

* I might add that there is specific reference [when justifying the Special Election, despite precedent having been cited that supported holding it on primary day to save $, when a resignation had occurred @ a comparable time-frame] to the fact that Senate Leadership felt it to be urgent that the position be filled by an individual who would support upcoming initiatives by leadership. Also, there was absolutely no medical justification cited for this sudden switch, as talking points were being circulated. Guzzardi, candidly, feels his job has been done by having IDed this problem, for his focus remains trained on the approaching Fiscal-Iceberg; nevertheless, attention must be paid to the time-line he has sketched-out [which these e-mails corroborate]. * A perceptive reader noted Id referred to [Wisconsin Governor] Scott WALKER instead of [the PA State-Senate Candidate] Scott WAGNER. I guess I have the former individual on-mind, for Guzzardi has praised his book. * Guzzardi has scanned the documents and e-mailed them to me; Ill try to upload them onto scribd by days end [or "evening's end" if necessary]. The most telling was a January 7 e-mail from Carol Noll to Melanie DePalma Re: Farm Show Positions: The email from Michael Pechart said this was to occur on January 13, 2014. We CREATED the jobs (i.e., U8752 Executive Director Farm Show Complex and U8753 Senior Advisor to the Executive Director) and now it is up to the agency to initiate the transactions to reclassify and submit the SLRs. Thanks. We dont what agency or what an SLR is, but it is clear that BOTH positions were CREATED. It appears from other e-mails that Patrick Kerwin did not want to retire until the end of 2014 [at the same time former Senator Waugh had announced he would have ended his term]. He did not seem happy. * I feel the reference to having held conversations in mid-12 suggests incomplete discovery was provided; furthermore, Sen. Waugh should be requested to provide all relevant documents, for his conduct is the bottom-line concern. * [As a result of this gop-showdown, some feel the dems could win; such would be the wages of efforts to manipulate electoral activity, noting an anticipated low-turnout.]

This is why Guzzardi has concluded: VOTERS OF SENATE DISTRICT 28: WRITE-IN THE INDEPENDENT SCOTT WAGNER IN TUESDAY'S SPECIAL ELECTION. DEFEAT THE HACKS! Guzzardi writes: Using government/taxpayer money for private, partisan, political campaigns was, I thought, illegal. In a related matter, Gene STILP has charged that a new legislative scandal may exist: 'ETHICSGATE' [the memo is extensive documented.]. First wave of PennDOT fee increases about to land... Penn State to Paternos: You can't see our Freeh files... Pennsylvania Rep. calls for SPANISH as Official Language: House Resolutions 665 & 666. Oddly, Mike Veon who stole less is still in jail while John Perzel and his co-conspirators are free. And the Republicans have never repaid the $20,000,000 they owe the taxpayers of Pennsylvnia see Computergate Presentment page 1 Paragraph 3 With regard to HB 76, I think that anyone who is considering supporting bills of this sort should consider the consequences. Many of us are working extremely hard to combat the insidious federal takeover of our educational system that our illustrious PA DOE in Harrisburg AND Governor Corbett have bought into and are cooperating with...AKA Common Core. Do we REALLY want the monies for the education of our students being collected by Harrisburg and funneled out to districts as they see fit? No matter what restrictions and stipulations would supposedly be put on Harrisburg, it is more than reasonable to assume that districts like Philadelphia and Pittsburgh would receive more than their share of the funds and money would be wasted by bureaucrats in Harrisburg - money that should be spent on the education of our students. Curiously, another PoliticsPA assessment of social-media activity had to be thrice corrected by both Guzzardi and myself; Guzzardi acknowledged same [dr bob is a loyal friend. I am honored to have his support and help.], and drove to Harrisburg in preparation for tomorrows PCN-event [vide infra]. Regarding this article, it falsely claimed that he didnt have a twitter account, that his website had been bare-bones, and that he hadnt updated his Facebook page; actually, he does have a twitter account, his website is gigantic, and he updates his Facebook page a few times daily. As for yesterdays Inqy-piece depicting how AG-Kane had Halted a Sting Operation that had SNARED PHILLY OFFICIALS, our views diverged; he was apt to trust her judgment [along with Brad Bumsted, as per todays AG-statement], whereas I am skeptical regarding her stated-motive[s] for having killed the operation. Regardless, AG-Kane has to publicly defend and explain her handling of this sting operation for, inter alia, Phillys Committee of Seventy now urges conducting a probe by independent counsel. Regarding HB-76 [to end property taxation], there is a big campaign to sign a petition to not have it passed, the advisory team of which is impressive [presumably a non-biased, non-connected people]. In response, one individual wrote: I do NOT want Harrisburg to be in charge of collection of monies and allocation of funds to our schools. This would play into the hands of proponents of Common Core, the goal of which is to remove power from local school districts and parents. I am totally against any bill that puts more power in Harrisburg's hands. You may THINK it does not, but that's what will happen.

On Tuesday, March 18th, from 7-8 p.m., Guzzardi be the sole guest in a Live PCN Call-In [@1-877-726-5001]; after a brief discussion with the program host (Brian Lockman) regarding why Guzzardi is running for governor, viewer comments and questions will be aired periodically throughout the rest of the hour. {BTW, he opposes floating a bondas proposed by Demsfor precisely the reasons conveyed in this essay c/o the Commonwealth Foundation [Risky Business: Bonds Alone Could Worsen Pension Crisis].} Todays Sandusky citation: The impact of the Sandusky case on the 2014 gubernatorial election isnt yet clear; it is clear that it will be an issue that resonates with many voters. Violating Corbetts no-fee-hike pledge is the fact that the PennDOT fee increases are imminent.

Delaware Valley At the risk of becoming tiresome, the desire is again conveyed to the reader that the City Council should not enter the business of regulating personal emission of water-vapor [via e-cigs, delivering nicotine].

International That BHO apparently declined to lend military support to the Ukrainians may have provided an invitation to Putin to invade the Ukrainian mainland [even as he consolidates his hold on the Crimean Peninsula]; such eventscoupled with BHOs feckless approach to Iran and the Palestiniansagain prompt acute worriment that the USA could become a 3rd-rate country by the time BHO has completed destroying it. He has relinquished control over the Internet, he has broken-trust with Israel [inviting adversaries to be even more hard-nosed], hes chucking the Ukraine, hes ignoring the worldwide purge by Islamists of any trace of the Judeo-Christian presence in any region they covet [silent after dozens of rockets rain upon southern-Israel and after Christians are slaughtered in the Middle East and in Africa], hes ceding any American influence within Syria [and abandoning efforts to press Assad to destroy known-WMD],

hes withdrawing from Iraq/Afghanistan [clutching defeat from the jaws of victory], hes ignoring the Monroe Doctrine [as manifest, acutely, in Venezuela], and hes still reticent to recognize overt efforts to create a worldwide caliphate; the depiction of dont cross this line on Andy Griffith comes to mind, harboring the hope that BHO will either come to his senses or allow his foreign policy to be placed into some sort of receivershipso that the adults in the room can navigate America until 1/20/2017. RETALIATE: PUTIN TARGETS US SENATORS DEFIES WEST WITH CRIMEA DECREE RUSSIA LAUGHS AT OBAMA 'SANCTIONS'; CALLS HIM 'PRANKSTER' REVOLT: Crimeans toast future with Moscow after 95% approval vote Obama Sends Putin New Warning Crimean PM Mocks With Photoshopped Pic in Russian Uniform Krauthammer: 'Humiliating' Markets rally over 'weak' sanctions France Set to Deliver Helicopter Carriers to Russia? State TV says Russia could turn USA to 'radioactive ash' Threatens switch to other currencies over sanctions Moscow Accuses Ukraine of Electronic Attack on Satellite DEFIES WEST WITH CRIMEA DECREE Venice votes on cutting ties with Italy Battle in Canada rekindled with Quebec election. Scottish independence looms What Ukraine Needs from the U.S. NOW bret-baier-calls-it-striking-how-little-americans-care-about-crisis-in-ukraine Ukraine Hatzalah Chief Stabbed in Anti-Semitic Attack Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) took to the Senate floor Thursday to castigate fellow Republicans for holding up aid to Ukraine over provisions boosting funding for the International Monetary Fund, ignoring the implications of ceding American autonomy in this regard and the ability to pass a clean bill urgentlybefore Russia invades it from the East [and doesnt stop along the way].

Islamism Along with combating global Islamic-Terror, it is necessary to strengthen domestic resolve to avoid becoming dominated by insidious efforts to institute Muslim Laws within American Jurisprudence; indeed, knowing vulnerability of computers to an Electro-Magnetic Pulse that could result from a very high-altitude blast [as has been the fear of Brian Kennedy of the Claremont Institute, for many years], one wonders why BHO has not ordered the Department of Homeland Security to become proactive.

BHOs Scandal-Sheet BenghaziGate, the IRS, and the NSA remain the principal-triad, although other scandalous activities have emerged in many executive entities [e.g., EPA, HHS]; damages have resulted therefrom, for Libya has recently been depicted as chaotic, the new IRS proposed-rules are intended to codify retroactively the targeting of the TEA [Taxed Enough Already] Party Movement, and some argue America lost the Internet

because of international NSA-spying {respectively}. That probes continue is admirable, and the Dems must worry that the GOPs ability to attain control over the Senate could prompt passage of a torrent of Contempt of Congress-style resolutions [presenting people such as Lois Lerner with acute dilemmas]; throughout, it will be vital to ensure the public can learn how to answer definitively the infamous query [spontaneously blurted-out by Hillary, in January, 2013], What difference, at this point, does it make? {Recognize also that legislation pends in PAwritten by Sen. Mike Folmerthat would block the NSA.}

BHOs Abuses In many respects, BHOs abuse of the Constitution can be distilled simply by invoking the Bill of Rights:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

Freedom of religion, speech, press, assembly, and petition. Right to keep and bear arms in order to maintain a well regulated militia. No quartering of soldiers. Freedom from unreasonable searches and seizures. Right to due process of law, freedom from self-incrimination, double jeopardy. Rights of accused persons, e.g., right to a speedy and public trial. Right of trial by jury in civil cases. Freedom from excessive bail, cruel and unusual punishments. Other rights of the people.

10 Powers reserved to the states.

In some fashion, his arrogance ['I can do whatever I want'] must be curtailedthe sooner, the better, resulting [it is fervently hoped] in widespread recognition of the fact that Big Government stifles the vitality of individuality. One can embrace liberty without becoming a libertine, bedrock-conservatism without becoming an ideological-libertarian, a muscular international presence without dominating.

Jobs & the Economy This jobless recovery yields erosion of self-worth, a disease that progresses into a state of dependency; stimulating commerce necessitates more than instituting a power-grab while jawboning private entities, and all Americans are now suffering from burdens he has imposed on both management and labor. Many hyperlinks relate to these broad topics plus issues derivative thereof; they will be organized soon. Astronomers have discovered what they believe is the first direct evidence of the astonishing expansion of the universe in the instant following the Big Bang -- the scientific explanation for the birth of the universe some 13.8 billion years ago. Regarding Illegals, open borders would immediately erode the traditional fabric of America. Regarding ObamaDontCare, this one debacle may explain why, in the Mid-Term Elections [and perhaps the

upcoming POTUS-16 nomination-process] ,the DEMS are FREAKING-OUT, despite the GOPs Civil War. It appears the Domestic Issues are increasingly owned by the GOP, as the Culture, seems quiescent.

9/11 Pilot Pilots often claim that the two worst things that can happen to a pilot are: 1) Walking out to the aircraft knowing this will be your last flight, or (2) Walking out to the aircraft NOT knowing this will be your last flight. This pilot's story adds another possibility.... The events of September 11, 2001, put two F-16 pilots into the sky with orders to bring down United Flight 93. Late on that Tuesday morning of September 11th, Lt. Heather "Lucky" Penney was on a runway at Andrews Air Force Base and ready to fly. She had her hand on the throttle of an F-16 and she had her orders, "Bring down United Airlines Flight 93." The day's fourth hijacked airliner seemed to be hurtling toward Washington. Penney, one of the first two combat pilots in the air that morning, was told to stop it. "I genuinely believed that was going to be the last time I took off," says Maj. Heather "Lucky" Penney, remembering the September 11 attacks and the initial U.S. reaction. The one thing she didn't have as she roared into the crystalline sky was live ammunition. Or missiles. Or anything at all to throw at a hostile aircraft. Except her own plane. So that was the plan.

Because the surprise attacks were unfolding, in that innocent age, faster than they could arm war planes, Penney and her commanding officer planned to fly their jets straight into a Boeing 757. "We wouldn't be shooting it down. We'd be ramming the aircraft," Penney recalls of her charge that day. "I would essentially be a kamikaze pilot." For years, Penney, one of the first generation of female combat pilots in the country, gave no interviews about her experienceson September 11 (which included, eventually, escorting Air Force One back into Washington's suddenly highly restricted airspace). But 10 years later, she is reflecting on one of the lesser-told tales of that endlessly examined morning: How the first counterpunch the U.S. Military prepared to throw at the attackers was effectively a suicide mission. "We had to protect the airspace any way we could," she said last week in her office at Lockheed Martin, where she is a director in the F-35 program. Penney, now a major but still a petite blonde with a Colgate grin, is no longer a combat flier. She flew two tours in Iraq and she serves as a part-time National Guard pilot, mostly hauling VIPs around in a military Gulfstream. She takes the stick of her own vintage 1941 Taylor craft tail-dragger whenever she can. But none of her thousands of hours in the air quite compare with the urgent rush of launching on what was supposed to be a one-way flight to a midair collision. First of her kind! She was a rookie in the autumn of 2001, the first female F-16 pilot they'd ever had at the 121st Fighter Squadron of the D.C. Air National Guard. She had grown up smelling jet fuel. Her father flew jets in Vietnam and still races them. Penney got her pilot's license when she was a literature major at Purdue. She planned to be a teacher. But during a graduate program in American studies, Congress opened up combat aviation to women and Penney was nearly first in line. "I signed up immediately," she says. "I wanted to be a fighter pilot like my dad." On that Tuesday, they had just finished two weeks of air combat training in Nevada. They were sitting around a briefing table when someone looked in to say a plane had hit the World Trade Center in New York. When it happened once, they assumed it was some yahoo in a Cessna. When it happened again, they knew it was war. But the surprise was complete. In the monumental confusion of those first hours, it was impossible to get clear orders. Nothing was ready. The jets

were still equipped with dummy bullets from the training mission. As remarkable as it seems now, there were no armed aircraft standing by and no system in place to scramble them over Washington. Before that morning, all eyes were looking outward, still scanning the old Cold War threat paths for planes and missiles coming over the polar ice cap. "There was no perceived threat at the time, especially one coming from the homeland like that," says Col. George Degnon, vice commander of the 113th Wing at Andrews. "It was a little bit of a helpless feeling, but we did everything humanly possible to get the aircraft armed and in the air. It was amazing to see people react." Things are different today, Degnon says. At least two "hot-cocked" planes are ready at all times, their pilots never more than yards from the cockpit. A third plane hit the Pentagon, and almost at once came word that a fourth plane could be on the way, maybe more. The jets would be armed within an hour, but somebody had to fly now, weapons or no weapons. "Lucky, you're coming with me," barked Col. Marc Sasseville. They were gearing up in the pre-flight life-support area when Sasseville, struggling into his flight suit, met her eye. "I'm going to go for the cockpit," Sasseville said. She replied without hesitating, "I'll take the tail." It was a plan. And a pact. 'Let's go!' Penney had never scrambled a jet before. Normally the pre-flight is a halfhour or so of methodical checks. She automatically started going down the list. "Lucky, what are you doing? Get your butt up there and let's go!" Sasseville shouted. She climbed in, rushed to power up the engine, screamed for her ground crew to pull the chocks. The crew chief still had his headphones plugged into the fuselage as she nudged the throttle forward. He ran along pulling safety pins from the jet as it moved forward. She muttered a fighter pilot's prayer "God, don't let me screw up"- and followed Sasseville into the sky. They screamed over the smoldering Pentagon, heading northwest at more than 400 mph, flying low and scanning the clear horizon. Her commander had time to think about the best place to hit the enemy. "We don't train to bring down airliners," said Sasseville, now stationed at the Pentagon. "If you just hit the engine, it could still glide and you could guide it to a target. My thought was the cockpit or the wing."

He also thought about his ejection seat. Would there be an instant just before impact? "I was hoping to do both at the same time," he says. "It probably wasn't going to work, but that's what I was hoping." Penney worried about missing the target if she tried to bail out. "If you eject and your jet soars through without impact..." she trails off, the thought of failing more dreadful than the thought of dying. But she didn't have to die. She didn't have to knock down an airliner full of kids and salesmen and girlfriends. They did that themselves. It would be hours before Penney and Sasseville learned that United 93 had already gone down in Pennsylvania, an insurrection by hostages willing to do just what the two Guard pilots had been willing to do: Anything, and everything. "The real heroes are the passengers on Flight 93 who were willing to sacrifice themselves," Penney says. "I was just an accidental witness to history." She and Sasseville flew the rest of the day, clearing the airspace, escorting the president, looking down onto a city that would soon be sending them to war. She's a single mom. She still loves to fly. And she still thinks often of that extraordinary ride down the runway a decade ago. "I genuinely believed that was going to be the last time I took off," she says.

[Levity] Regarding Philly-news, DeSean Jackson Remains In the Dark and Philly had its Second Snowiest Winter; both of these stories prompts lamentation regarding how the past portends an unhappier future. Perhaps reflecting why common-core kindergarten-math-homework-stumped a dadwith-ph.d., a student received an A-grade for a Book Report for having shown that two books [Titanic and My Life by Bill Clinton] were nearly identical stories: Titanic: Cost - $29.99

Clinton: Cost - $29.99 Titanic: Over 3 hours to read. Clinton: Over 3 hours to read. Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton: Ditto for Bill. Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton: Ditto for Monica. Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton: Let's not go there. Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts. Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack. Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton: Monica...Ooh, let's not go there, either. Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing. Regarding Philly-news, DeSean Jackson Remains In the Dark and Philly had its Second Snowiest Winter; both of these stories prompts lamentation regarding how the past portends an unhappier future. And, at the risk of violating basic rules of rhetoric, note this video equating BHO [The One] with Hitler.

A PRAYER FOR GRANDPA

Dear God, Please send clothes for all those poor ladies on Grandpa's computer. Amen