15 Steps to becoming a successful Banker Step 1: Invest in a good and reliable printer.

Printer must be able to perform mass printing functions. Step 2: Locate a rural island wit out an! establis ed government. Step ": Infiltrate t e island in secret and select some citi#ens for rearing. Step $: Selected citi#ens will be groomed to become politicians. %alf of t e selected few will be trained to ave a different political opinion from t e ot er alf allowing t e citi#ens to c oose t eir rulers. Step 5: &rganise an election. Step ': (egardless of t e winner) now step into t e political picture and offer to become t e &fficial *inancer of t e new +ation. Step ': ,llow t e State to calculate t e budget re-uired and design t e new currenc! notes so as to give a nationalistic feel as t e notes circulate among t e citi#ens. Step .: /ass print. Step 0: Invite t e State to a meeting w ere a contract of t e Loan would be signed in private. 1nliven t e part! wit c ampagne and after t e signature is in place) ig lig t especiall! one of t e terms w ic is in fine print and t at would be t e interest rate. 2o not worr! about t e 3abinet being alert because t e! would be tips! b! t en. Step 4: 5ait as t e State pumps in t e newl! printed banknotes into t e econom!. Step 16: Issue gentle reminders now and t en to t e State regarding of t e loan and offer tips of indirect ta7ation suc as goods and services ta7 and price ikes so as to regain t e mone! from t e citi#ens w ic can be used to seal t e debt. Step 11: ,s t e financial !ear draws to an end) t e State will naturall! be unable to pa! t e principal sum let alone t e interest. +ow become furious and call t e State governors to an urgent meeting. Step 12: ,ct upset and demand for an e7planation. 3atc a nap w ile t e! tr! to soot e !our anger and as t e! s iver in t eir pants) pretend to become composed and after muc consideration) announce t at like !ou are able to offer anot er Loan. Step 1": +ow allow t e State to continue to tr! to repa! t e endless debt. Step 1$: /onitor t e situation of t e citi#ens and ensure t at t e! remain dumb about ow t e! are being to!ed around. Step 15: If t e same State governors are promising enoug to maintain t eir position) unveil to t em t e 8reatest Lie. 9 e 8reatest Lie is t at t e State convinces t e citi#ens t at t ere is a need for an e7penditure to build attractive features on t e island w ile t e State also convinces foreigners to become tourists and spend t eir olida!s on t e island and eventuall! to facilitate t e building of t e attractive features) more manpower is needed and foreigners will be invited to seek :obs on t e island and as t e! seek :obs) t e locals would be pressured to work arder so t at t e! will be able to retain t eir :obs and w ile all t ese is going on) t e price of ever!t ing magicall! increases because of t e sudden increase of population) t ere is a demand in ever!t ing and in order to :ustif! all t ese) c ildren from t e age of eig t are taug t t at in modern economics) w en t ere is a demand of a good) t e price increases and t us completing t e foolis ness of t e citi#ens as t e! continue pa!ing and pa!ing and t ere is some ope for t e State to repa! t e debt w ic is ever increasing. 9 ese are t e steps to becoming a successful Banker