The Full Wembley Transcript by the legend that is Harry Hotspur

For various reasons, not everything Liam (and Noel) said was audible. If it's totally inaudible, I have indicated, with - (unclear) If I wasn't sure what was said, but had a good guess, the text appears like this - (this next one's called Supersonic - ?) If I've got any of it wrong and you feel like pointing it out - don't. I was the only one who could be bothered to do this anyway, so just keep your ungrateful trap shut. ;) Harry Hotspur Fuckin' In The Bushes -----------------------------(after song finishes, the band enters, stage left) (Liam flicks the v's with both hands at the crowd) Liam: If you think I'm over the moon to be here, you're fuckin' trippin'. 'Cos this is for Bob Geldof. This is for fuckin' Simple Minds. This is for all those other fuckin' idiots who star... but I'm glad you made it. (big cheer from the crowd) Fuckin' Live Aid. And I bet you wish it was fuckin' free an' all. Noel: By the way, could I just say (makes peace sign) peace and love to every single person in the whole stadium, thank you very much. This one's called Go Let It Out. Liam: Says lazy arse who's been sat on his back for a year. Go Let It Out -----------------(during song) Liam: (Have some fuckin' pills and die - ?) Liam: (Has it. Who won. - ?) Liam: (unclear) Going there, took all the drugs man, was like (gesture to indicate someone off his head) Liam: It's only a piece of furniture. Two. She takes this, she takes that, she takes this, she takes that. You fucking cow. (after song) (Someone has thrown a small bag on stage, Liam goes and picks it up) Liam: What am I, fuckin' Postman Pat? If you're gonna do Wembley last time, might as well do it pissed out of your arse, yeah? (He throws bag back) Who Feels Love? -----------------(during song)

Liam: Gotta pay for it though, these days. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 (unclear) for love. Can't see your kid. Got a fuckin' lawyer involved. Rubbish. Arse. (gives wanker's sign) Liam: I know you paid thirty for it, but you'd do the same if you were me. In and out of it, in and out of showbusiness like that. In and out of it. I ain't no fuckin' celebrity. I ain't no fanny. I ain't no dickhead man. I'm a rock star, I don't fuckin' arse about. (Liam spots a Welsh flag near the front of the crowd) Liam: We've got Ivor the Engine down the front, trying to be cool. And it ain't right. This ain't us. This is not us. We're only here because of you. Supersonic --------------(during song) Liam: If you expect to be professional, they'll be fuckin' on glue. 'Cos I'm arsed, (points to Noel) he's arsed, (points to Andy and Gem) they're arsed. I'm Mancunian and I'm playing Wembley. Liam: I'm Bruce Forsyth. (English game show host) (unclear) Liam: And if you think I could, you fucking must be on glue. (after song) Liam: Been watching this football pitch man, since I was about three an' that. D'you wanna know what's good about it? I never thought I'd be here with a bunch of mates an' that, having it fuckin' large. (gives wanker's sign) And I don't care about fuckin' "You're a rock star, you're this, you're having it fuckin' large". I'm playing Wembley Stadium, and I'm not... (unclear, as he leaves the mic) I'm doin' it with me mates. (crowd cheer) It's about time some fuckin' excitement happened in this fuckin' shithole now. About time someone done it proper. Shakermaker -----------------(during song) Liam: And this is goin' out to loads of knobheads all over the world. So why don't you give 'em all a big "fuck off". (unclear) Liam: Are you listening to what I'm saying then? Liam: The way I'm fucking going wrong here, it'll be over in about ten minutes. (Sorry about that - ?) (after song) Liam: This is the last fuckin' rock 'n' roll concert to go on in this shithole. Acquiesce --------------

(no ranting!) Step Out -----------(before song) Noel: This one's called Step Out, if anyone's remotely bothered. (after song) (crowd chant: "Noel! Noel! Noel!) Liam: Shall we let Noel carry on? Yeah? Yeah? (smiling) Fuckin' cheeky bunch of bastards! Noel: No accounting for taste though. Liam: (to the crowd) I was gonna say, I'll come down there and join you. (crowd cheer) Eight fuckin' years and you're that arsed? Noel: It's actually nine years, but who's counting? Liam: Is it really professional, this gig? Yeah? Is it? Is it really fuckin' Smash Hits? Are we having a good time? Is it really fuckin' pro? Fuckin' hope not. Noel: Once again I would like to express my peace and love to *everybody* in the stadium, thank you very much for being here. This one's called Gas Panic. Liam: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Hey hey hey hey. Nah listen, listen. (to crowd) I dig all you, man. I dig all your offsprings. I dig all your pets. I dig everything. I just don't like *shitholes*. Noel: Pets is a bit over the limit, innit? Pets? (smiling) Come on man. Liam: He's giving me a fuckin' bad name man. Gas Panic -------------(during song) (as Noel's solo starts) Liam: I'm not fuckin' scared. My name's not fuckin' Steven. (I say to Steven - [refering to 80's English singer Shakin Stephens ] ) (holds up an imaginary card, like a football referee) Liam: And there she goes. With *my* furniture. Without leaving a fuckin' tea bag. How dare yer. (after song) Noel: How does it sound over there? Does it sound loud enough over there? (crowd cheer)

Liam: You don't want it to be professional, do you? (Cocks thumb in Noel's direction) Genesis. Noel: Hang on a minute. Don't fuckin' knock Genesis man. Anyone who's got a baldheaded drummer who looks like a twat and can sing... (Liam turns towards Noel in response to this, and walks towards him) I'm talking about Phil Collins. (unclear) Liam: (puts his arm around Noel's shoulder) I'll do it in your bedroom. This one's for all the alcoholics. And believe it or not yeah, Noelly G's more of a piss-head than I am. Ever been. (Noel goes to speak, but Liam comes back to the mic) So this one's for Noel. Noel: Now wouldn't that take some believing, eh? (Smiling) Eh? Y'know, if there was 40 cans of beer in our house, I was gettin' two, y'know what I mean? Which leads me nicely into the next song. Roll With It --------------(during song) Liam: (long rant, unclear) Liam: Don't believe in losing. (Does the wanker's sign) That's for fuckin' knobheads. (after song) Liam: Fuck all that losing nonsense. Liam: (Points to Andy and Gem) New boys are havin' a chat, discussion. (Liam smiles and ambles over to them. He puts his arm round Gem's shoulder and joins in the chat, cocking his thumb in Noel's direction) Noel: See if I still took drugs, I'd be gettin' paranoid as fuck now. I'd be thinking Matt Deighton was gonna come on and kick me off and do my fuckin' bit man. The mind boggles. (Liam is now chatting to Andy) Stand By Me -----------------(during song) Liam: I'm paying for the dodgy whore. Fuckin' does me every time. (unclear) (after song) Liam: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. It's a tradition. (points to crowd) Breasts. (points to video screen) On the screen. We're not doin' a fuckin' tune till you get your stupid fuckin' bird to get her breasts out. On the screen. Come on. (he waits, looking up at the screen) (a girl strips down to her bra) Liam: Hey hey hey, that's fuckin' catalogue shit. Get them out! (points to screen)

(she does, and we see Liam, facing the screen with arms spread wide and a huge grin on his face) Liam: Good job I'm not fuckin' married, 'cos I'd get a right thick ear. (points to Andy or Gem) He's gonna get a kick in the arse. (points to Noel) So is he. (points to Whitey) So's the other one. Wonderwall ---------------(during song) Liam: That'll be nice, do yourself a favour. (as song ends) Liam: If you think that's good, you're off your fuckin' head man. It must be really fuckin' good when you're on it. (after song) Liam: Noel's on it. You're on it Noel, aren't ya? (mimes guitar playing) You're on it man? Alan's on it. Everyone's on it. Noel: I tell you what, I wish I was fuckin' on what you were on, anyway. Liam: What did ya say? What did you say? Tell all the nice rich people. (Liam heads purposefully towards Noel, kissing his knuckles on the way, suggesting he's going to hit him. Instead he takes Noel's face in both hands and gives him a big kiss on the cheek. He and Noel exchange words, Noel is smiling. Liam walks away) Noel: (points at Liam, with a serious look on his face) Don't fuckin' do it again. Little twat. (He can't keep the serious face on, and breaks into a big smile) Noel: (to the crowd) He just apologised profusely in my ear then. He did. I swear to you. Liam: Yeah, yeah. Apologising for making so much fuckin' money for him. Noel: You never have to apologise for that. Liam: (unclear) Noel: Anyway, fuck that. This one's called "Taxman". Cigarettes & Alcohol ---------------------------(during "Tomorrow Never Knows" intro) Liam: (Keep the blood flowing man -?) (during song)

Liam: Turn it up. Fuckin' (unclear) Liam: So far the fuckin' show. (during the "Whole Lotta Love" bit at the end) Liam: Straight in at Number One. Straight in at Number One! This week's climber. It's fuckin' charging. (Liam grins at Noel, Noel is smiling too) (after song) Noel: Thank you. So, you up for a sing song now? (crowd cheer "yeah!") Don't Look Back In Anger ---------------------------------(after the crowd sing the first chorus) Noel: Top o' the world man. (as song ends, a huge ovation from the crowd) Noel: Thank you very much. Cheers. Live Forever ----------------(before song) Liam: This one's for my mate Dave. (He's always - ?) "Stick to your guns". (He pulls your bullet. - ?) Noel: (pointing into the stand) (unclear) you've been fuckin' singing all night. Free beer for Mr (unclear) over there. Liam: This one's for my mate Dave. Live Forever. (during song) Liam: Soaking my face! (after song) (the band leave the stage. Liam doesn't) Liam: It's a real pain in the arse... (unclear) (crowd chant "Liam! Liam!") (Liam does trombone gesture) Liam: I'm in one o' them fuckin' moods. Y'know them moods? That you get in? And you can't get out of. This really fucked up mood. It's true, I am a fuckin' twat. (crowd cheer) (Liam smiles, and points to stage left, as the band come back on) (crowd cheers)

Hey Hey, My My ----------------------(before song) Noel: I'd like to dedicate this song to all the people who used to work at Creation Records. 'Cos this is what it's all about. (after song) Noel: Thank you. Champagne Supernova -------------------------------(before song) Liam: (he is at the mic, but is talking to one of the backstage staff) (unclear) Is it Tracey? Tracey? Come on Tracey. Be sharper than that, Tracey. (Noel starts the song) (during the song) Liam: Without the fuckin' honey and lemon, I'd be here all fuckin' day gettin' off me fuckin' twat an' that. (as song ends) (unclear) Rock 'N' Roll Star -----------------------(before song) Liam: (presumably to someone backstage) Come on. Are you gonna be fuckin' sitting there all night? (unclear) Noel: This is the last one tonight. It's called Rock 'N' Roll Star. Liam: Whoa whoa whoa. Noel's got somewhere to go. He's gotta be off there quick. Noel: I've got a bus to catch. Liam: You got a bus to catch? Noel: Yeah. Liam: Well I'm not going anywhere, till I've.. (unclear) (someone from backstage hands Liam a can of beer - presumably this is what his discussions with the backstage staff were all about) Noel: I've got a bus to catch. (to crowd) You've all got trains to catch, haven't you? (crowd

cheer) Liam: This is the last one. Rock 'N' Roll Star. (raises his can of beer) Noel: I just said that. Liam: But I fuckin' meant it. (during song) Liam: Pulling the fuckin' place down. A shithole. (unclear) (Liam drinks from the can of beer as the song ends) (The band leave the stage. Liam hands his tambourine to Noel, who throws it to the crowd. Liam stays on stage. He throws his can of beer (carefully) to someone in the crowd.) (He goes over to Noel's guitar, which is resting on a stand. He runs his fingers over the strings, making some noise. The crowd cheer and he goes to the front of the stage and acknowledges them.

For all non Mancunians who can't understand Noel & Liam Here's the full text of what they said onstage at Wembley 21st July 2000 Some parts are taken from the DVD, others from the CD as both are slightly edited.

Fuckin' In The Bushes (band walk on stage to huge cheers) Liam: Shithole! about time they knocked this fucking shit down. Hello Manchester? (jokingly) (crowd boo) Go Let It Out (During song Liam says: 'and i'm not sure if i'm keen on any of that') Liam: Cheers. (someone in the crowd holds up a flag of saint George awith an insult about Robbie Williams on it) Liam: Take that silly thing down man! He's not worthy of it, take it fuckin' down. Tell us something we don't know. Who Feels Love? Liam: Cheers I'll let you off this once, all together 'LIAM' go on!" (Crowd shouts back: 'Liam, Liam, Liam' ) Supersonic, should write more of these songs Noel, write a couple more of these babies. Supersonic Liam: Keyboard players, ya don't want them standing up do ya, Sit down (jokingly at Oasis keyboard player Zeb Jameson) Shakermaker (During song Liam says to the sound engineer: 'turn it up Gareth, there's no fucking roof on it anyway') (Shake along with anyone you like to, and Aunt Sally, and Tweety Pie, he's all right) Noel: Fook all that Noel and Liam shit. Can I have everybody singing 'Who the fuck is Andy Bell?' Who the fook is Andy Bell? Acquiesce Noel: Ah fuckin' sorry man. l don't know what you're your laughing about... It were you ya cunt. Right, then, I'm going to sing you a song now. Any of you cockney cunts gotta problem with that? This one's called 'Step Out' Step Out Noel: Now now now then. I see you made it down the front, in your high heals, ha ha ha. Liam: This ones for all the potheads, if you can lift your fuckin' arms up. It's a good fuckin'

tune this, come on, listen carefully. Gas Panic Noel: What the fuck are you doing all the way down there man. Liam: ..... records by throwing tapes at people If she starts getting out of line, fuckin smack (joking) Liam: pass her over very nicely otherwise you'll stay on.... Noel: This ones for all the posh birds down the front. No, not you, you're not posh, you only act posh, you're not posh. Bet you wish you weren't down there now. Roll With It (during song Liam says: 'How many years now and you've finally got it right' because the crowd sing 'don't let any fucker get in your way') Noel: Eh, keep you hand on your fuckin credit cards. Liam: Can we have some breasts please, on this screen. Bird, pull your top up and let's have them out for the lads. Where are you? Come on! (big cheer as the big screen shows a girl who's just pulled her top up) Noel: Check Fuckin' them out. look at them, Whayhay Liam: Fookin' great pair. And who's idea was it for the phone box last time? Just get a tart to get her tits out. Noel: That'll have been my idea for the phone box, and that kids is a bad advert for drug abuse Stand By Me Noel: Thanks very much. Yeah whatever, anyway this one'll be for you then I suppose Wonderwall Noel: Mikey, turn the cunty light off Liam: It's all right we'll see you after the gig Mikey Noel: Mikey put a roach in it and turn the fuckin light off, it's not that hard. I'll have a word with you later. Last time you play Wembley Stadium twatty bollox. Liam: This is for all the people in the front row and all them at the back Noel: Not you, or you, you , yeah you, and you, not you, you do too much waving don't ya, you look alright you (noel plays the opening riff to The Beatles 'Tomorrow Never Knows') Cigarettes and Alcohol (band play part of Led Zepplins 'Whole Lotta Love') Noel: that's rock'n'roll, mister, mister, that's rock'n'roll, mister Anybody read the daily mirror today. They reckon they've got some pictures of me sunbathing nude in Spain. I'll tell ya what though. Apartantly the pictures are coming out in four day special cos my dick is that big (holds his arms very wide) aparantly you gotta get the first week and you gotta send off for three separate pieces . I'm not takin' the piss either. Knackers. Okay, maybe its not that big maybe it's a litle bit bigger (holds arms out even wider) Easy girls, easy boys. This ones for everyone with a small dick Don't Look Back In Anger

Noel: Thank You (Alan and Keyboardist Zeb play a little jazzy bit of music) Eh, eh eh eh, cut that jazz nonsense out man. I'm fuckin tellin' ya. I fuckin hate when people do that. Liam: This is the last song, we'll play one, but it's been a bit of a topsy fuckin weird year Noel: It's been same as the last one Noel & Liam: Live Forever Live Forever Noel: Thank you, good night (Band go off stage for a minute or two, then come back on) (Noel throws his denim jacket down beside his monitors) Noel: Cost me fucking two quid (2) from Oxfam what ya talking about. You're takin the piss aren't ya. This is a song by Neil Young. I know love but you know, I wasn't born either and neither were you. This is called 'Hey Hey, My My' Hey Hey, My My (Liam points at his bodyguard) Liam: Alright bignose, Terry O'Neill Noel: I'll tell ya what, it's not too fuckin warm up here without your coat on is it. Fuckin freezin' Liam: Champagne Supernova Champagne Supernova Liam: This one's for the Mondays (meaning the support band The Happy Mondays) Noel: This is the last one, good night, God bless, safe journey home. Rock 'n' roll star, everyone of ya. Rock'n'Roll Star