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@MadeInJopan
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MadeInJopan's Twournal
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2012
Mon Sep 10
10:41pm On some level, WE ALL have enough power and success. Like
being alive and making the future history of today, for instance
10:46pm Also, y'know if i truly am "Being watched by some shadowy
asshole", at least I look relatively good for the occasion.
10:57pm Okay, I'm probably calling it a night. You can return to
watching your GAY ASS FAGGOT ASS Filler cartoons now.
10:58pm Co Oh wait, what's that you say? You "DON'T ENJOY those
gay assed shows"?
10:58pm Harsh man! They make money off exploiting YOU. What's
that? You'd rather read my tweets. Well thanks, world!
11:15pm Here's how it works: If I wasn't broke, and someone offered me
money for a tech related engineering job (what I'm GOOD at)....
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11:16pm I'd say "Great man! What the fuck is animation anyway. Sounds
fucking gay."
11:16pm But because I'm broke, I still make the effort to one day work
in animation. Better to try to make money and fail than not try anything
11:18pm If no one's going to pay you to take a shortcut to your goal, you
may as well pay the toll road.
11:52pm Yes, my art/design has been called a fair amount of things in its
day "crap, primitive, childish, ugly, bold, fun, imaginative, innovative"
Tue Sep 11
12:27am I don't believe in sourcing every quote, but one of those quotes
was written in Animag. Another by a CalArts administrator. So no big,
12:34am Can YOU guess which quote belongs to WHICH person?? I'll
pay ya $5 bucks if ya get it right!
12:35am Sorry, Seth does not qualify as an answer....
Wed Sep 12
1:51pm Oh how I LOVE when driving to my therapy sessions causes
severe thunderstorm warning. Every time pretty much. I don't like
therapy.
2:32pm They don't call IT a Monster for nothing. Apparently Johann
Liebert and Inspector Lunge forgot to remember. NOT cool dudes.
2:38pm Is that REALLY how you want to follow up the TRAGEDY of
9-11? With WITCH HUNTING the entire next decade? Unwise.
3:21pm Okay, sure. Everytime I see MY face posted online, to keep up
with the times I'll favorite a video of Mark Zuckerberg. You win...
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3:29pm Dumb FUCKING KIDS! If I ever find out where you live, I'm
GONNA...oh wait, you live on Facebook. That was easy. BLAM.
6:30pm Apparently my own adoptive parents seem to have found a
specialty as being bigger rivals to me than actual parents. It's kind of sad.
6:36pm #TunisianFace #BerberFace #MongolianFace #BLACKFace
7:48pm Not much I find creepy, other than the flamboyantly GAY
community, of course.
8:00pm Let me tell you something. People who think everything's
"CREEPY" are "PUSSIES"! What a bunch of wusses.
9:07pm What a NICE name....I'm not suspicious of it at all.
9:46pm Anyone interested in buying a 600 pg e-book filled with insider
info about me for $0.99? Cuz that's what I'll be charging for it...probably.
9:48pm IMAGINOMICON is the title...I'm in the process of publishing
it, exclusively as an ebook on numerous retailers online...
9:49pm Volume II will be the same price. It's an additional 700 pages of
fine literary content
9:51pm http://t.co/jtCxHRLM is kinda stalling out on me, so the
publishing process could take a while. They're taking FOREVER to get
back to me.
9:59pm People want me to have a lot of shit to make fun of NOW. Wait
until my BOOKS are published. Then you'll have LOTS of pointless shit
to mock!
10:01pm I'm currently on book 5 or 6 in a 3,000 page series.
10:02pm Well, 3,000 pages in the last ten years. Easy enough. I've got a
lot of years left in me. I don't look to be slowing down, like, EVER.
10:03pm If I count the counterbalanced art I've commited to paper, it's
more like 6,000 pages total. But who CARES about ART anyway?
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10:13pm My ebook series (the manuscript itself) is 1 million words long,
if not a few thousand more by now. I've got a lot of stuff to publish.
10:13pm Been WAITING for this moment. For quite a while now.
10:15pm Yer FIRED!
10:15pm Tough shit. But them's the breaks, right?
11:13pm I just viewed my Kred Story, what's yours? http://t.co/luCPL4JV
11:47pm It's justa NAME!
Thu Sep 13
12:09am #MadWickedLyrics AIN'T gonna STOP DIS, NEVA GONNA
TOP DIS, JAY Got da powa make ah BLIND MAN SEE!!!!
1:06pm To tell you the truth, not working on ANYTHING that's comics
OR animation. I'm BEYOND sick of the bullshit politics involved in both
of them
1:07pm Currently IMAGINOMICON, my nonfiction book IS the only
project I'm working on...
1:20pm Thank you for the follow @GelekRimpoche! Many blessings
and thanks.
5:59pm #PoliticalDoNotCallList
6:12pm Dear Kid Who Aspires To Work in Animation. Due to politics
and power struggles, you'll NEVER be able to sell a TV show based on
online art.
6:12pm If you could, I'd have easily done it a long time ago. I'm living
proof of this rivalry between TV and the web.
6:13pm The web favors me in a way TV doesn't. This makes TV execs
ANGRY....cuz they're bitches.
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6:18pm Websites don't do JACK SHIT to help YOU as an artist.Simply
because of what the industry's become with the rise of the web.
6:19pm The only artists and writers who sell shows are the ones who
pitch them. Even with the power of the internet, this fact has stayed the
same.
Sat Sep 15
12:48pm Official FUNimation Anime Online Community - FUNimation
Roku app is now available! http://t.co/roQy1nun
1:05pm So this is, uh, some sort of secret "tie in" to my project you never
bothered to tell me about. Oh I see now!
1:21pm BOOKS...ARE FUNDERFUL. Tweetdeck is so BADASS.
1:24pm #RemoteTweeting F'kin awesome!
1:37pm Oh BOY! OXYGEN and THE ABILITY TO HEAR MYSELF
THINK! Just what I ALWAYS WANTED!
1:42pm Watch Carl - Carl's Lock: Cleveland Browns Vs. Cincinnati
Bengals on http://t.co/aSRUUkCJ http://t.co/OI7CytaM
1:46pm Watch Black Dynamite - Sneak Peek: The Race War or
Big Black Cannon, Balls Run! on http://t.co/aSRUUkCJ http://
t.co/7dNRoSjL
2:10pm Not really a nerd. Too fashionable. More of a genius engineer
INTP. Nerd is a fashion movement nowadays with a different definition
lately
2:12pm #Mischaracterization Muslim Nerds
2:13pm #SupremeMischaracterization "Autistic Schizophrenic Muslim
Nerds"
2:14pm That's more like a slave name than an actual name.
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2:39pm Evil, Lazy, Unemployable Sociopathic 30 Maniac Momma's Boy
with a Violent Temper seeks a position of political power that pays 6 fig
or more
2:40pm Please do not interview my little brother. Thank you.
2:52pm Unfortunately, it's really tough to tell you're parents when they
put doubles of you on features in the 11 o'clock news.
2:52pm Fortunately, that's what having lawyers, attorneys, investigators,
cops, and the feds on SPEED DIAL is for! They're much BETTER
THAN parents
3:01pm What a great way to win a celibate person over!
3:08pm Wow, it DOES sound like Warner brothers!
3:24pm @ebertchicago "Al-Qaeda gave up bin Laden to help Obama,"
Rush Limbaugh hallucinates." HA HA! Funny SHIT man! Keep em
comin!
3:29pm No one "forces" you to be a social freak. You CHOOSE to be a
freak, of your own free will. Most freaks are self made.
3:36pm Oh I see now. He (I) Has (have) a beard because he's (I'm)
MARRIED. It all makes sense now. Wow, it's EASY being married. heh.
3:37pm Married life is amazing! Especially when you play pretend
marriage!
3:41pm Sorry people. I'm married, and quite devoted. Scouts honor.
3:44pm #OppositeDay
3:49pm With people like this following you, pretty easy to see why you're
NOT a bestseller. #FreaksIsBadForSales
4:08pm WOW. He hides my facebookfails from me well. Especially since
he LIVES WITH ME! What a magician!
4:09pm I hear he really cares about his kids too, especially considering
what little amount of time he spends with them!
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4:18pm Uh yeah, Hi. Is this Guns-R-Us. Hi, I'd like to buy a 12 gauge
shotgun and 5 glocks. For my border patrol job in Mexico?
4:18pm For my military job I'm applying for?
4:34pm Sorry for cheating on you 50 TIMES, Nicole with women who
were closer to me and less intrusive on my life. Where is this thing going
again?
4:34pm Oh yes! You've really gotta learn to let GO and Move ON,
Nicole. Especially since you never bothered to contact me...
4:35pm I tend to NOT DATE girls who pretends like they don't know
me but secretly want to fuck my brains out. Fun while it lasted.
4:41pm Don't know about you fine folk, but I think I'm going to return
to the batcave and go back to doing NOTHING...
4:41pm Yeah, that sounds about right...Just watchin the grass grow and
the paint dry.
4:55pm Someone shoplifted. Let's do something ripped from
the headlines! Am I on camera? Oh. OOOOOOOHHHH THE
HUMANITY!
5:07pm Syrup Blood Splatters. MORE SYRUP BLOOD
SPLATTERS!!!!! [i wrote law & order]
5:33pm BEST way to dishonor an enemy?
5:33pm Simple. Call him your friend! I love you man!
5:58pm Don't worry about me! You do the important thing. PEE IN
THAT COKE FACTORY!!! I'll hold em off!!!
6:07pm There always is a safe place you can escape to to get out of a
hostile environment. Just take a short vacation in the Zen Zone.
6:07pm Remember the Raga Against the Machine cover with the monk
on fire, meditating motionless, while still alive. THAT'S the Zen Zone.
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6:29pm It's never easy being diagnosed with schizophrenia. It's part of
the reason I AM a recluse.
6:30pm But I finally realized I was hearing some voices when a family
member and I drove miles away from my house,
6:30pm ... I heard the exact same voices I'd been hearing all along, even
5 miles away from the initial spot.
6:31pm In terms of hallucinations, hearing the same auditory
hallucinations outdoors or in the car you hear in your house, and...
6:31pm BEING ABLE TO RECOGNIZE the difference, is in fact a
huge step forward.e new Tweet., I HATE BEING A GENIUS...
6:34pm So I'm a certified scientific, literary, cinematic, and artistic
polymath.
6:35pm How the fuck is that supposed to help me if I'm nothing more
than a slave to the hostile hallucinatory voices in my head?
6:36pm I'm broke, unloved, and hated by the community. Like every
other schizophrenic victim.
6:37pm So I'm Professor Nash. That's nothing to be proud of.
6:42pm I was scared of how the public, professionals, business, and
fans would react if I admitted to one of my actual REAL things
(schizophrenia)
6:43pm Today is actually the first time I've EVER admitted publicly that
I in fact DO suffer from schizophrenia.
7:02pm So much bullshit goes with the treatment of mental illness
7:02pm "Well, no Joe, we can't give you a pill for better focus so you'll
have an easier time drawing. It would make you manic and hear voices."
7:03pm Compos"You're just gonna have to LIVE WITH being
unfocused for the rest of your life, even with art and drawing!"...
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7:03pm "Guess you'll just have to live with no drawing focus...no way to
increase your abilities. Looks like we gotta let your art DIE"
7:05pm gee THANKS.
9:17pm Just found out I'm a kinesthetic learner. I need to picture it in
my mind/brain then re-create it with my hands.
9:18pm No wonder I'm such a good copy design artist...
9:57pm @animag SHIT MAN! Here's what one person on ASMB said
about @animag's Toonami article...
9:57pm @Animag "An animation magazine saying that an animated
TV block was a success? I'm shocked." HAHAHAHAH!!! So stupid. So
stupid.
10:21pm That's Right Bitches! Toonami be back and No. 1 in the
Ratings!
10:21pm You're Welcome.
10:52pm Hard to feel sorry for Meg. Ahh. She's married. Got that
Ashton Kutcher money in real life. She'll be okay....
11:31pm I was definitely a kinesthetic tactile learner growing up. But be
careful about sex ed.
11:32pm Can't learn about the lovely ladies by GRABBIN ASS! NO NO
NO!
Sun Sep 16
3:07pm I hate watching other people FAIL and PROCLAIM themselves
FAILURES. Primarily because those are 2 things I've never had to do.
Agent O.E.L.
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Mon Sep 17
5:42am HI EVERYBODY! Having a nice morning good! Wanna buy a
really good, really long memoir for $99 on Amazon? Well actually, it's
the book I MADE
5:43am Here's a link to a place you CAN by my book, The
Imaginomicon by J.M. Matthews http://t.co/baF6sDti
5:46am If you lose track of the two tweets below, don't worry about it,
there's going to be a link to my book in my Twitter profile soon.
6:38am The Imaginomicon ebook is the best Imaginomicon I've read
yet!
6:50am My book isn't listed in Google yet. Amazon hardly ever
promotes my books, which really is nothing new,
6:50am but if you use my profile link, you'll find it...
7:10am When praying to Satan, be sure to ask for something good on
TV.
7:11am Hail Satan! Seriously, Satan's pretty mad. It's Golfball Sized Hail
1:37pm We got a whole COUNTRY and partial WORLD of young
people on the internet, for NOTHING. NO MONEY.
1:38pm You don't have to go to business skool to know this is kind of
ASS BACKWARD business and economic thinking.
1:40pm Correction! We got a whole COUNTRY and partial WORLD
of young people on the internet WORKING FOR NOTHING, NO
MONEY...Even WORSE
1:43pm The GOVERNMENT and REPUBLICANS BOTH HAVE
TRILLIONS of Dollars. Don't know why they're acting like such bitches.
1:44pm They're not the ones providing FREE LABOR ON THE
INTERNET (aka GETTING EXPLOITED...LULZ)
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1:54pm I am MOST DEFINITELY NOT at the top of the social
hierarchy. More like THE BOTTOM.
1:54pm Therefore I am not pressure to speak on HIS (aka MY) or
ANYONE else's behalf.
1:54pm I hate the concept of putting on pretentious aires like that.
Like "Oh, now I'm supposed to be YOU..Cuz I'm rich, famous, AND
POWERFUL.
2:46pm Far as I know, I'm NOT EVIL. Far as I know, my words haven't
caused suicide yet. We're Number 1 in the Not Causing Suicide Ratings!
Yaaaay!
2:57pm No no Good Sir. That lampoon is most definitely based on you.
The lampoon is bad at being me, JUST LIKE U. Therefore it IS You,
JUST LIKE U!
3:05pm Wow, he sounds really "smart" for a guy who prattles on about
nothing important whose only source of information comes from illegal
spying
3:40pm I'ma hijack u thread 4 talking about ANYTHING! LULZ!
3:59pm There are rumors going around ) that Johann Liebert's soul was
killed as a child, leaving him with no childhood innocence
4:00pm Therefore as a soulless wretch, wanted revenge against ALL
killers. Just a THEORY. Take it or leave it.
4:04pm I guess the inclination to be a killer and obssess about death and
killing had to come from SOME point in Johann's life.
4:04pm Certainly DIDN'T "inheret" it from Tenma....
4:14pm Let's MAKE IT RAIN!! Severe Thunderstorm Warning
4:15pm I don't CAUSE Twitter storms, pal. I cause REAL ONES. Lucky
me.
Agent O.E.L.
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4:19pm Today has been a LITTLE crazy. Nothing THAT big though.
Not that I've noticed...
4:20pm @svetlania tell it home girl! :D
4:29pm People out there who get "mad at me" never actually needed me
just to be mad. If someone is mad,
4:29pm They were GONNA GET mad at SOMEONE ANYONE really.
I just happen to be where the real activity is.
4:44pm *In Droopy The Dog Voice* That's ilLEGAL, I wouldn't do that
iph I whir yew. It's NOT? Oh, well I'll bet it's illegal in Europe. Boo Hoo
hoo
5:32pm THAT'S funny, I don't remember that GLASS IN THE ROAD
being in my neighborhood last time we drove through here...What noble
local residents!
5:32pm GOOD! And the crowd goes wild.
5:33pm And THAT'S why YOU get rained on. BY ME. Your welcome!
Tue Sep 18
12:18am The only digital art I really actually do is when I'm inking and
spotting blacks digitally (well, now I do anyway).
12:19am Everything I draw is drawn on actual paper, with pens and
pencils. I guess I've been kind of blind to how many artists have gone
digital...
1:50pm I never did care what anyone thought of me, whether it was good
OR bad.
1:51pm Just because you talk about me doesn't mean I'm gonna listen to
or even watch your stupid little show. ...
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4:01pm I've ALWAYS felt the bartering of "online URL real estate" for
profit held a lot of financial potential. For MANY people online.
4:01pm If you own a web account with a large audience, I suspect in the
future you'll be able to license said "online real estate"
Thu Sep 20
2:34pm I hear from reliable sources GREEN is the most humiliating
color of all. Augh, his superiority makes me insecure. Must defame!
2:52pm Sometimes I wish I COULD say I felt as jealous about certain
other people as the haters feel about me. But I DON'T.
2:53pm I don't envy anyone. I don't envy anyone, but many seem to envy
me. Why?"
2:53pm Probably because I'm already fairly famous/successful, I love my
job, my life, and myself.
2:53pm I HAVE NO REASON to pay attention to other people. I'm not
jealous of anyone. Never have been.
2:54pm That's because I know no one's happier than I am for the most
part. Material success doesn't make us all that happen in objective
reality.
2:54pm I have intangibles that can't be bought on MANY levels.
Sun Sep 23
8:20pm No one says you have to be a monk's son and NOT also be able
to beat the shit out of the toughest bully on your block, too.
8:20pm Not talkin bout me, of course....heh.
8:44pm Who WON'T go to jail out of the 5 people that go to jail next
episode? Stay tuned to find out!
Agent O.E.L.
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Mon Sep 24
7:35am Got to give props to @TitmouseInc They're hiring amazing
talent currently. ALL MY ART FAVES! Jhonen, Mahfood, LeSean
Thomas, Passion Picture
7:50am I've been a fan of @JimMahfood since AT LEAST the early
2000s. I guess I just never brought it up before. Nice to see things like his
blog
7:50am HERE: http://t.co/RFF3DXuu
7:55am @JimMahfood ... On my own personal level, if I had to pick one
Mahfood comic I loved which would make a badass animation, it'd be
Zombie Kid
8:00am Yup, I'll admit it, Jim's style was ALWAYS a big influence on my
own art style.
8:03am Though I've never smoked weed, I could always appreciate
psychedelic artwork. His Scud-like qualities were always really cool too.
8:04am I'm happy for his success with the Liquid Television thing that
was just announced. Finally he has his OWN project
8:13am GOOD MOOOOORNIN' VIETNAM!!!!!!!!
9:36am Notes to Google: Are you sure Google Play WORKS now,
Google? Are you SURE it doesn't, TOTALLY SUCK AND NOT
UPLOAD ANY OF MY MP3s, like beta?
11:04am MORE Panties shots..MOAR PANTIES SHOTZ!!!!!!!
11:05am NOW!!!! Dammit!
11:08am Technically, I'm using a Eugene Delacroix quote. That man
knew his subject matter. lol. :D
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3:31pm Was out on the town, sort of. I'm always on TV, but it's odd how
no one picks up on it when I'm out and about for the most part.
3:31pm Compose new T I've really only been recognized one time, and
the guy was a total white trash dickhole about it too
3:42pm I DEFINITELY don't like being on busy roads. I can sense
where people got killed, runover,and mangled in the past.
3:42pm Communicating with the dead spirits of the road #awkwaaard
3:51pm Seriously Jerry Seinfeld. What's the DEAL with DEATH and
DEAD PEOPLE.
3:51pm What's the polite way of telling someone you smell death on
someone?? Or telling them the reek of DEATH??
3:55pm Worst I've ever smelled? Yeah, that one time I rode my bike 4
miles to the convenience store?
3:56pm The young man standing next to me looked hateful and irate
with the old man he was arguing with. I smelled horendous.
3:57pm "You smell like you're DEAD!" the young man snapped at the
old guy, ignoring me. Sorry! That was me that time. NOT the old guy.
4:07pm I get so wrapped up in the "One Man Internet Army Operation"
thing that I write so much online I neglect my "more professional"
projects.
4:08pm Art and Writing, my "other career that's actually real" that I've
been hearing oh so much gossip about.
4:10pm What a crock of shit. The internet is a real job too, even if no
one pays you.
4:11pm CoMoney is irelevent in the internet. Content providers don't
get much compensation.
4:11pm Was Windsor McCayed ever paid all that much in his day, for his
"crappy little animation thing" DOUBT IT! .
Agent O.E.L.
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5:12pm If DAYS SUMMIN STRAYNGE. IN YO
NEIGHBAHHOOD...WHO YA GONNA CALL?? BALL-
BUSTERS!!!! DUNDUNDUN DUN DUN DUnDUN. A Gag so nice I
wrote it twice.
5:28pm I'm feelin BALLSY. Ballsy McBAllsFace. STOP RIGHT
THERE BALLSY MCBALLSFACE!!! XD
5:31pm Holden McGroin Caulkfield
5:32pm Yes, may I speak to a Holden McGroin?
5:42pm Holy FUCK. Retweeted by Titmouse AND Mahfood in the
SAME DAY?? Damn man, I must be the shit! Totally fucking Badass way
of thanking a guy!
5:51pm I'm not TOO exclusionary. Actually, kind of the opposite.
5:51pm I'll give MAD props to almost just about anyone and anything IF
I have time and it's good!
6:16pm Got retweeted by famous peeps today. You know what THAT
means. Me. You guys. Next Comic Con. Showin up at yo booth fo a foto
op! Much love.
6:42pm In OTHER Anime news, THIS IS COMING OUT ON MY
BIRTHDAY! Masamune Shirow's Saber Tooth 5 Calendar Unveiled
http://t.co/KYPj2mor via @po_st
6:45pm #InOtherAnimeNews, Blade of the Immortal Manga to End
After 19 Years http://t.co/nORB56GI via @po_st
6:46pm The Good news: HIraoki Samura FINALLY finished his epic,
epic, EPIC story. The Bad News? It's over man! Game ova man! http://
t.co/nORB56GI
6:52pm NOTHING but GOOD THINGS happened to me today. I think
that's one of the first time that's ever happened to me in my entire life!
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6:53pm Just a string of happy news, people, and events. At least 5-8 of
them. In my life. Hallelujah I have good luck again. Thanks God
Tue Sep 25
10:48am Wowee Wow Zow! If it's that much fun to READ and WATCH
anime and manga, imagine how much fun it is to MAKE them! Well, not
necessarily...
2:05pm SURE I'll marry you, groupie girl(s), if you actually bother to
BUY a copy of my work, cuz everyone wants the former and no one the
latter.
2:20pm Being on the New York Times Worstseller List is fun. Try it
sometime...
2:51pm What did business teach me? Mythology and folklore LIE. Evil
corrupt people ARE more powerful than actual good ones like myself.
2:53pm Evil will always profit while good quietly goes bankrupt off
screen. "Oh well!" says Enron.
3:03pm #WhatILearned If actually have the courage and iron will to do
what the good Lord God put you on this earth to do...
3:03pm ...society will torture and mock you for it.
3:59pm My New Book, "Hiding Behind the Famous Celebrity Who
Named Himself After Me". Coming This Winter
8:04pm Man Cannot Survive...On YouTube Stats. Alone....
Wed Sep 26
6:40am #HowToCashInOnYourOwnGoogleshare
6:44am #HowToCashIn No Google SHOULDN'T stop people from
putting adsense on the Googleshare with one's namesake.
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6:44am Google quietly make $31 billion a year. What right do THEY
have to complain about losing money.anyway?
6:52am Yeah I know how this works. Most people who make money
online do so through banner ads and Adsense-type sites.
6:53am The $30 I made online a few months ago (yes you heard me
right) was only possible BECAUSE of banner advertisements on my site.
6:54am That's when I realized advertisements and sponsor banners ARE
how you make money online mostly. Nothing's going to change this.
7:01am Well, that is ONE OF my best SECRETS: I made all my money
online (all $30 of it) purely because I HAD banner ads on my most
popular content.
7:03am And that is why you SHOULD fight to have Adsense and the
like as an open option on pretty much every site you run...Why make
nothing?
7:05am That SHOULD go for web accounts you don't actually "own" on
corporate sites to, like YouTube Channels. Hint Hint.
7:14am If you have a "babyface" like I do, even when you have a beard
like I do, people will keep telling you you look 21, even though your 29.
8:02am It's easy to get rich when OTHER people are selling you....But
NO ONE EVER got rich selling their SELF on their own...
8:15am Put your curly wig back on! What were you thinking taking it off!
Do you WANT TO be hunted by the mafia!? NO? Than put your fucking
hair on!
8:21am #JewFroMafia Look out for those guys. They're NASTY!
8:42am Obviously it is the guys like me who are the LEAST
INTERESTED in sex who get the most sex action. Clearly!
8:49am Still a champ. Well, I have fucked the most girls....In my mind.
Heh!
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8:56am girlgasms r da best! LOL
9:24am Current Expertise: Well. I know how to blog and I know how to
tweet. Pretty much it for now.
11:38am The higher up on the social hierarchy you get, the less
concealed by secrecy your income and payments become.
11:38am Not just paychecks or sex, I end getting wind from mainstream
media about just about everything I try to conceal. That's FAME in
GENERAL.
1:05pm Now if you'll EXCUSE me, I need to go log onto deviantART
and BOAST AND BRAG AND ARROGANTLY FLAUNT how crappy
and bad I am at art
1:22pm NO ONE is universally loved or hated in entertainment. In the
mainstream, every major player has a handful of groupies and critics.
1:25pm There isn't a media storyteller or filmmaker or auteur alive who
isn't hated (and loved) by someone out there. EVERYONE gets hated
on.
1:26pm In Mainstream Media, Everyone is both loved and hated by
someone. Ambiguous reactions from the public is part of success.
1:48pm Rambling and Boredom make for a Power Combo.
1:48pm Always author written works under the literary talk show
assumption
1:49pm Just assume your audience has nothing better to do with their
time, because they probably DON'T
2:03pm Well, yes, people do have things to do, but if something is
entertaining enough, pretty much everyone will make time for it
2:03pm ...assuming they actually know about it.
2:21pm Hurry up and break out of amateur world and finish writing and
drawing that perfect book and/or comic book series.
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2:21pm We can only hold them off with our killer standup comedy
routine for so many decades. You must take literary ACTION!
2:23pm Ah man! Why him and not me!
2:37pm I'm beefing with Garfield now? HAHAHAAHAH! That is
pretty sad. For Garfield.
2:51pm A lot of people in the media seem to like ragging on me and
taking my contributions for granted.
2:53pm UNTIL I log off for 2 days, when that happens, the world ends
apparently. "It's the No-JM Internet Apocalypse, I say!"
2:53pm Jesus people, can't a guy rest on his laurels for a week or month
or two
2:54pm withOUT getting 500 emails in his inbox trying to send him
status updates and sales pitches, trying to convince him to log on
AGAIN?
4:07pm Hey Hey Hey!
4:57pm As a Creator-Writer-Artist, I'm kind of shocked what little
documentation academia has written on people with dual-brain
hemisphere access.
4:58pm Compose nLeft Brain - Right Brain Most books on writing and
drawing are written as seperate books with "just writers" and "just artists"
4:58pm CompoWith Little to no documentation of artist-writers
who have psychological and creative capacity to attempt both fields
simultaneously
4:59pm Compose new T There are plenty of people with abilities as
writer-artists in animation, manga, anime, and comics,
4:59pm but where is all the so-called higher art created by artist-writers.
This should be it's own field.
5:00pm I call this "creative ability segragration"
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5:06pm Now that people aren't really segregated anymore, we segregate
creative mediums and fields of profession and study.
5:06pm Like separating art and writing, and separating animation and
comics, when they're actually quite integrated already.
Thu Sep 27
2:12pm Oh. Boy. Yet ANOTHER PR advertisement for ME. Sure
haven't seen THAT a million fucking times (sigh)....So depressing.
2:18pm Yeah, okay, sure. Let's KEEP pretending the whole fucking
goddam world revolves around me. Gee, that's so USEFUL fixating on
one person
2:20pm Honestly, I make myself sick. I absolutely DESPISE people who
try to make everything about me. I FUCKING HATE IT, quite honestly.
2:30pm That's right. We LIKE murdering kittens here. It's a perfectly
LEGAL business practice.
2:30pm And we'll CONTINUE murdering kittens till people stop paying
attention to us, we lose all our ratings and go off the air.
2:30pm Pretty much. #BroadcastSerialKiller
2:40pm #OrganizedCrime #YesIAMAPirate Why do I get rewarded
with fans and an audience for my piracy, but criticized when I do real
work (comics).
2:41pm Just like Hollywood types get rewarded for infamous and bad
behavior, I get rewarded for piracy and being a pirate.
2:41pm Oh well. It sucks, but if the system didn't WANT this, it wouldn't
REWARD it, which it obviously does more than not.
3:00pm #NothingTheySayIsGonnaChangeTheFactsOn The Holocaust
3:10pm #SometimesILikeToMimic: Richard Nixon
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3:11pm #SometimesILikeToMimic: Stalin
3:11pm SometimesILikeToMimic: R Kelly
3:12pm #SometimesILikeToMimic: Ed Kazynski
3:13pm #SometimesILikeToMimic: Sarah Palin
3:19pm #NoReasonToPlayCopyCatWithYourHeroes: You're ALL
Equally Stupid!
3:37pm #AreYouSureYouJustDontHaveALIFE?
3:56pm Wikipedia MUST have something about an Awakened Third
Eye written on in extensive detail by fake scholars
3:56pm ...that I can cash in on with an expose. It MUST!
3:58pm Surely we can put SOMEONE'S Soul up for private auction
here...
4:00pm Or better yet, let's write 6 MORE books! Yay! That's always fun.
4:04pm I've read ALL the books on awakening your third eye, AND all
the articles, and
4:05pm I've been meditating for a whole 3 MINUTES, and STILL NO
AWAKENING. GOD I HATE MEDITATION. WHAT A GIP! The
Wikipedia LIED TO ME! FUCK!!!!!
4:10pm Yes, if you're spiritual enough and meditate devotedly enough,
the air around you gets incredibly THICK and dense
4:10pm with Chi and you can physically feel its energy vibrating around
you, just like a flying snake or something.
4:11pm Compose new Ah, what am I talking about. No one wants to
hear that crap! Talk some more about ANIME. This Buddhism stuff is
FAKE and BORING!
4:14pm I awakened my Third Eye during one meditation session at least
a few years ago. Telling, not bragging.
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4:14pm Bragging about spiritual status is a spiritual contradiction. Ego
and Enlightenment do not belong together
4:19pm When I Awakened at one point, I said to myself, I definitely do
feel Awakened in all Honesty.
4:19pm Compose But would I believe myself if If I told myself that 10
years ago?
4:20pm Probably not. No one else would believe it either. So I never
spoke to people about it. Unless they were a monk, they'd call me a liar...
4:21pm Transcendence is far from a lie. Transcendence doesn't lie. It's
the World that Lies About Transcendence.
4:30pm You can't "lose your Buddhahood", and Buddha NEVER leaves
you. You can lose your social status and standing like I did at one point.
4:30pm But just because society demotes you doesn't mean The Lord
and Buddha's going to...
4:30pm Quite the opposite. Status is a silly thing. It doesn't FOOL the
Buddha, nothing does.
4:39pm "That's a Perverted Criminal Lies. I Demand You Take THAT
STATEMENT on AWAKENING, and Your ACTUAL AWAKENING
BACK AT ONCE!!!!!"
4:42pm Um, no. I'm SORRY? For Being Honest? - Me to The Audience
5:30pm The Law of Attraction applies to Enlightenment.
5:31pm Do you WANT to renounce worldly attachments and attain the
highest State of Spiritual Consciousness, and Awaken Your Third Eye?
5:32pm If you want to Transcend This World THAT MUCH...then you
Will. It's a will power thing.
5:33pm No amount of material worldly possessions or reward can give
this kind of thing to you.
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5:33pm You have to WANT TO BE Enlightened to ever reach that
level..
8:51pm I support the Internet Radio Fairness Act. Join me in taking
action for #FairNetRadio by clicking here: http://t.co/7xgRMWeB
Fri Sep 28
3:31pm Yeah, it's nuthin. Other than the whole "getting laid" thing, I
don't see what the whole point of actually trying anything is. #futile
3:53pm Oh see that? She's leaning on him! Can you believe the NERVE
of that girl?? Obviously they've been married for a while. It only makes
sense
9:57pm Here is some scanned pages from my scrapbooks I keep - https://
t.co/AyFl7IQZ
Sat Sep 29
12:18pm The Sketchbook, now up - https://t.co/AyFl7IQZ
1:08pm No! They're not discriminating against you because you're
an online broadcaster! Gee, couldn't be! There's no such thing as
discrimination!
1:08pm We ALL know that!
4:07pm It's a shame Google Play (as good as it is in some ways) doesn't
let you upload your own WMV video file database the way it stores
mp3s.
5:50pm Your URL is your business card. leave it everywhere in terms of
where you go online. Start with the site's you're most liked/popular at.
5:51pm NOT the least
5:57pm If you're an author of self-published books and/or comics,
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5:57pm don't leave it up to a professional publisher to print your most
popular site's URL in your book projects
5:58pm DIY Do it yourself of course!
Sun Sep 30
11:03pm Hi, I manage SociopathART and I approve this message http://
t.co/Cst9jTl7
11:12pm DAMN YOU DIRECT TV! WHY MUST YOU CANCEL
G4?? Only wanting to carry and support networks that actually bother to
obey law/moral standards! FU
11:26pm #FiredExecCounseling "Say it with me now. 'I am not off of the
air because of LOW RATINGS."
11:27pm "'I am OFF the AIR because the judicial system says "'I AM A
CRIMINAL WHO VIOLATED THE LAW AND PENAL CODE FOR
BUSINESS PURPOSES'"
11:28pm Deep breaths. Deep breaths. Spousal abuse is also illegal.
11:50pm Either I'm the only world renowned American POWER
PLAYER who's NOT bossed around by the Illuminati, or people assume
WAY Too much about them
Mon Oct 1
12:36am Writing around a theme is fun #funwritingexercises It can be
quite fun to write fictional character biographies around theme(s)
12:36am For instance, a case of mistaken identity and morbid jealousy
12:38am Okay then, let's create a story about a sociopath who only serial
murders people who make him jealous,
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12:38am but lands in hot water when he kills a guy who LOOKS like a
lottery winner he saw on the news,
12:39am because he thought he was ACTUALLY KILLING THE GUY
WHO WON THE LOTTERY! FUN! #narrativecharacterbioimprov
12:40am It wasn't THAT guy though, lucky for the lottery winner...
11:03am Hi everyone!
9:01pm So I started subscribing to http://t.co/9Cx6sVvv . So far I'm really
liking the service. Thumbs up pretty much.
9:03pm #Rhapsody getting caught up on listening to some Fatboy Slim
and some very wonderfully satanic Testament
10:05pm Must leave...The Addams Family is on Boomerang! Hell
yeah! :D
10:07pm #ThingsYouSayToYourBestFriend Thanks for knowing me
since pre-school. How many people can claim THAT!
Tue Oct 2
1:51pm Soundtrack to a Tweet....THIS TWEET: "Album Raises New
and Troubling Questions" - They Might Be Giants
2:06pm I mean, really! Who am I to complain! Online underground
video (any and all of them)
2:06pm Doesn't matter what people think of them or what their content
is....
2:07pm They are the most commercial thing I've ever done. Apparently
trying doesn't sell.
2:11pm Technically I made money off some of them, to be quite honest.
You do the math.
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2:16pm Anything associated with me I'm making money on. Well, I will
be eventually
2:18pm WHO makes money from my face? Isn't it obvious. I DO!
2:19pm Everytime I post my face on the web, my ratings shoot up.
Viewership = profit, so face promotion pretty much evens things out.
2:29pm Okay, enough War & Peace. Time to get back to Mono-ism
2:35pm Oh boy. My facial likeness is gonna make me so RICH and
POWERFUL! Can't wait!
3:07pm Naw Naw! Yo Wok iz sah eeh zee. Ah khan doo eet een mah
sleep.
3:09pm Yeah, you do that. And do it in less than 24 hours like
EVERYTHING you do, too! I'm so impressed with your HONOR and
DISCIPLINE
3:15pm Hey look at that. We're BOTH horrible at Grammar and
Engrish! Mine's not a "national style", though.
3:24pm And now...Pre-emptive tweet to other tweets time. Me first me
first!
3:32pm "How many y'all heard the name Wild Child before?"
3:33pm "Wild Child came to bring it Live"
3:37pm My budget definitely does NOT justify my ambition. As my
budget DOESN'T EXIST. That's okay though.
3:54pm It's never easy being humorous and sarcastic when you're so
magnetic of a person....
3:54pm ....that a certain portion of your audience takes everything you
say at literal face value, and never even questions it!
3:56pm Including celebrities and journalists! Jesus christ people do you
believe EVERYTHING YOU READ! That's mean you're a GULLIBLE
IDIOT(S)!
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4:05pm How'd they finally kill Bin Laden again? Oh wait, that's right!
He was sitting RIGHT THE FUCK OVER THERE!!! uh hur dur dur
dur!!!
4:11pm With the internet and technology and the FBI and government
and police, technically speaking, there is no hiding. Anyone can be found
4:12pm Want to meet your hero. Want to punish you're worst enemy. It's
no mystery.
4:13pm If you can catch the world's most wanted criminal, which we
DID,
4:13pm that means technically you can find anyone with the right
resources. Welcome to the Future.
4:19pm I'm well aware you can find anyone you want to if you want to.
Therefore I fear no man woman or child.
4:20pm I don't hide from anybody. I'm NOT afraid. I wait my turn to be
focused on..
4:29pm As for TV INFOTAINMENT! Oh yeah. THAT. Well...."Oooh!
Look at me! I'm such a GOOD sneaky con artist."
4:29pm I'm on screen, hiding in plain sight!" Look at me, I'm on TV and
have you and everyone fooled!
4:29pm No buddy ask me questions about my credibility though.
Absolutely NOT ALLOWED!
5:14pm Nothing to write for now...
5:22pm Twitter is addictive man! I go here more than almost any other
site lately. Just good to vent sometimes...
5:24pm @LeSeanThomas @iamcarljones #DK Jesus H. Christ that
looks amazing! Is there gonna be a trailer?
5:45pm In terms of my career, whether I'm drawing or writing in any
format,
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5:46pm I'm a huge student of the art, literature, and science of
chronology. #HollywoodRuinedTheWord.
5:47pm "Chronicle", "Epic", "Design" #HollywoodRuinedTheWordItself
5:52pm I'm all about Chronology. I'd written better books, but
Imaginomicon (aka MANIFESTO VOL. I) was the first book I actually
finished
5:52pm So I promoted Vol. 1 first. Makes enough sense.
6:00pm Yeah, well according to FATHER TIME, my competitors are
FULL OF CRAP!
6:08pm You can't author an epic narrative without a thorough narrative
appreciation and analysis of the chronology of Time and Space itself.
6:09pm I look at Cerebus, and I think, this took a longer amount of time
to do than most things, hence it's impact.
6:11pm "It Takes Time to Build" - Beastie Boys
11:38pm Pursuing the homemade production of novels, scripts, and
comic books. You do not have to be gifted in every area you pursue.
11:38pm Just think of each extra field you're NOT so good at as the
other ones as just another Mountain you've chosen to climb.
11:41pm #TipJar http://t.co/bSIVMxhu ...Where I make a few extra
pennies each day...
Thu Oct 4
7:11pm #BooksThatInspiredMe Please Understand Me II. I love the
book because it helped me analyze my mind and life on a deeper level
#INTP
7:14pm Also a bit of an #INTJ and #INFP
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7:17pm #MyersBriggsTypeIndicator Good site related to it http://t.co/
cGVuj8UO
8:42pm BUY THIS BOOK, NOW: Indigo Adults: Understanding
Who You Are and What You Can Become by Kabir Jaffe http://t.co/
yOVihWm3 via @amazon
8:43pm BUY THIS BOOK, NOW. Return On Influence: The
Revolutionary Power of Klout, Social Scoring, and Inf... http://
t.co/7TNcaxhE via @amazon
9:49pm The Imaginomicon: Volume I http://t.co/tVN71gC6
10:28pm UnLEASH...THE HOUNDS. This man MUST BE
STOPPED. He's HAD it FAR TOO GOOD FOR FAR TOO LONG.
Mwu hah
10:29pm http://t.co/zkMCi6Lu <---stop THIS MAN!
10:29pm That'd be me.
Fri Oct 5
11:11am Imaginomicon: The Blog Ver. 2.0: About Influential People
Online, From The Book... http://t.co/9wZrlQ6q
11:14am The Imaginomicon: Volume I http://t.co/tVN71gC6
11:39am Hello international world! Thanks for reading...http://t.co/
NOMtWhtT
11:40am MY BOOK, AVAILABLE NOW. FIRST OF MANY...http://
t.co/NOMtWhtT
11:41am 700 Page Download, available for $1 http://t.co/NOMtWhtT
12:48pm Spindack! Now with almost as much webshare as a single One
Piece Opening...
12:53pm "Googleshare" "Webshare". Eh, same thing...
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10:29pm Spy vs. Spy is such an awesome comic and cartoon.
10:29pm If there were one comic book and cartoon that was an
influence on Mono
10:29pm that wasn't Jhonen Vasquez or Spawn or Bone or Sin City or
Calvin/Hobbes, it would b e Spy vs. Spy
10:32pm I always say about Spy vs. Spy, if you like stark high contrast
comics like Batman Animated and Sin City, you'll probably like Spy vs.
Spy.
Sat Oct 6
2:40pm You want "supply and demand" big media?? Is it really that
hard to figure out. Whatever videos you see on YouTube? That IS your
demand!
2:40pm YouTube, Hulu, Netflix, and the like CREATE the DEMAND!
Duh!
2:45pm Think of it, what better way to determine demand and what to
supply is there beside YouTube.....?
2:45pm All popular videos playing on YouTube are there BECAUSE
someone wanted it! Not because someone THOUGHT/ASSUMED the
PUBLIC would want it
3:41pm I'm Watching Carl - Carl's Lock: Atlanta Falcons vs. Washington
Redskins on http://t.co/S7zg5tWV: http://t.co/GZGEp05O
3:46pm There is a huge difference between an executive picking out
shows to air on a schedule and a person who's just a fan picking the show
6:18pm I'm not a big age discriminator. I don't discriminate against
young or old. I don't practice ageism. That is not my market policy.
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6:20pm I judge people based on looks and behavior. How can you
identify someone who promote ageism?
6:20pm Probably the fact that they know everyone's AGE(!)
6:27pm I'm obsessed with my libido at times. The good/bad news, is that
I don't seem to be alone. AT ALL...
6:44pm Oh I'm JUST LIKE Zuckerberg. Black curly hair, brain,
the personality. Basically the same thing.but with glasses / no actual
responsibility
6:46pm Well, that and I sound like L Lawliet from Death Note
9:21pm So far, I've published around 7 near-conventional format comic
book one-shots through Lulu.
9:21pm And I'll KEEP publishing in one-shot format till I'm happy with
the result...
10:48pm Mom: Wanna watch Glee with me. Me: You kidding me!? I
don't wanna get...harassed.
11:07pm Nobody really even directly pitches TV show concepts in
America anymore. Look at the Network(s).
11:08pm Any fancy show they have is an adaptation on a comic strip,
comic book, manga, or movie.
11:08pm Don't even BOTHER. Just draw your comic books and hope
for the best....It's what people with no connections do for the most part.
Adaptation
Sun Oct 7
2:11pm #SecretsOfTwitter When random people follow you, those so-
called "random people and companies" have data on you,
2:11pm EVEN IF it's "just" statistical algorithms on your online activity...
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2:20pm #SecretsofTwitter Despite the fact that Twitter is widely known
as a business and celebrity marketing tool for the most part....
2:20pm More and more people are choosing to use Twitter as a platform
to worship and reward the ACT OF tweeting In and OF itself....
2:21pm Everyone thinks you have to have a famous business or creative
project on twitter just to be famous.
2:21pm Not Just tweeting a lot can make you famous too
#MarketingSideEffects
2:23pm There's people who are famous for doing something. People who
are famous for doing something and tweeting about it.
2:23pm And then there are the people who are famous for tweeting in
and of itself. That happens when the website itself is famous in and of
itself.
2:27pm Any link i post in a tweet gets at least 10-16 clicks within the first
10 minutes,
2:27pm but once the tweet gets buried, so does the link's popularity.
2:30pm Profile URLs don't get a ton of hits all day, just gradual, small
chunks of clicks over time...
2:49pm There is SOME pressure from the media and public to stay
"present and communicative" about "everything under the sun". But
why?.
2:50pm ..People seem to expect me to use my presence in and of itself to
fuel their HUGE products, causes, and businesses, and FOR FREE no
less!
2:50pm But what do I get out of all that? What IS my incentive to keep
the world spinning anyway..?
3:07pm Well, there IS some incentive. Okay you got me, but it ain't in
any traditional sense.
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3:07pm If you want to know ONE reason I like being popular online, it's
all the instant and eventual responses from people my presence ALONE
gets.
3:11pm Part of the reason my likeness IS so exploited and duplicated by
media companies
3:11pm is because they know my direct presence DOES SELL. EVEN
WHEN IT'S FAKED AND NOT AUTHENTIC.
3:11pm Some companies seem to figure out people don't seem to care
about whether my presence is real or faked.
3:12pm No one cares whether I'm there or not it seems, yet they sure as
fuck respond to someone mimicking whatever it is I DO....!
3:14pm #ToTheReadersOfMyTweets Anyone else have the same
problem?
3:16pm One guy who mimicks me a lot, but who I DON'T mind because
he's always saying nice things and getting his facts straight most of the
time
3:17pm ...Is Jay Myers. He's got a whole long huge Wikipedia page on
me...I mean him...
Mon Oct 8
10:46am GEN Manga's Issue 15 is now available! http://t.co/B3JeDLhN
via @GEN_Manga
10:58am Hmmm. Which of my Twitter publishing friends will I
probably buy books from. @GEN_Manga looks really cool....as does
@PREVIEWSworld
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11:04am Also @GuardianComic I love supporting cool looking
supporting up and coming publishers, titles, and creators:
@GEN_Manga, @GuardianComic
12:54pm Imaginomicon: The Blog Ver. 2.0:
Indie and Under...
http://t.co/GWwdj0mQ
11:42pm Happy Columbus Day. Scratch that....Happy Columbus
Evening....!
Tue Oct 9
12:25am FAVORITE FUNNY SIDE EFFECTS OF HAVING A
CAREER...
12:26am 1) Asian Vampire Wannabes at Cons
12:26am 2) Billboards!
12:26am 3) Bad Sitcoms
12:27am 4) Mugshots that are probably made up by news people who
hope for sales
12:27am 5) Trillion Dollar Lawsuits. That's Trillion with a "TR"
12:28am 5) SCARY ABUSEY. AKA GARY BUSEY!
12:29am HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!!!! What fun. And what
needless haste!
5:54pm Straightened my hair?. What be you talking about? I don't do
that. Well, actually, I do, but only every other month, When it grows back
Shh
6:01pm #HowToMakeMoney Don't do it legally if you can help it. Much
easier that way, heh.
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6:03pm What your doodles really say about you: Arrows for ambition
http://t.co/VQxG16Ef
7:19pm #DrawingFactoids Did you know you're MORE likely to be
a successful person if you draw stick figures on paper, and NOT LESS
LIKELY??
7:23pm So if you want to be successful or succeed at something, DRAW
SOME STICK FIGURES! #primativebuteffective
7:43pm It's HARD EXPENSIVE WORK drawing and writing
needlessly expensive and creepy bullshit stuff for internet and news
stations!
8:05pm Hey! The guy on TV who thinks he's me MADE MONEY.
8:06pm Now I don't have to check my financial stats dashboard online
anymore!
8:06pm No need. I just observe a clone's financial stats on TV!
9:10pm I AM WARRIOR. AND YOU CAN TOO....
9:14pm Most guys who DRAW or WRITE ACTION (or Adventure)
Scripts, Comics, Animation, Manga, and Anime are warriors at heart
according to graphology
9:16pm Zen or Martial Arts. Tough to pick a favorite
9:30pm #WarriorSayings I'VE GOT THE
POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9:31pm #WarriorSayings NO! It is I who shall defeat YOU!!
Wed Oct 10
12:52pm The Warrior's Blog - Finding Inspiration:
... http://t.co/IYpgGRSt
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2:25pm New anime...Most looking forward to is Psycho-Pass. Well, that
and Broken Blade. At least in terms of style
2:28pm Couldn't get the link to work. If you've never heard of it, just
Google "Psycho-Pass anime"
2:29pm 6,723 tweets...and counting..
2:31pm Dear Disney, When are Tron: Uprising, Motorcity, and Randy
Cunningham gonna be available for me to buy on DVD??? Huh???
When I say when!!!!
2:32pm Dear Disney, Please show Titmouse some love by releasing the
first seasons and beyond of Tron, Motorcity, and Randy Cunningham on
DVD!
2:37pm @Todd_McFarlane So many NEW and AWESOME image
comics to buy. So much time!!!
2:45pm #HowToWriteActionAndDrama Step 1) Peeps have to DIE 2)
The cast has to be THREATENED BY Death. 3) Danger/Conflict
2:59pm "The "secret" to working alongside so many different people /
cultures / nations / genres / business online?"
2:59pm That's simple. Respecting everyone as they naturally are.
Understanding different kinds of people from different walks of life,
2:59pm NOT trying to make people conform to my own way of doing
things.
3:03pm The reason comics sell so well in store and in person..
3:03pm is because unlike a lotta comics online, we can open up lots of
books and see the interior artwork.
3:04pm In-Store exposure to interior comics and manga artwork sells
comics just as much as a cover does.
3:04pm I own 800 comics issue, most of which I looked through in store
and in person before I bought. In comics, transparent artwork sells.
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3:20pm Tom Cruise and "All You Need Is Kill" novel and adaptation, I
believe in the cool-anime-esque-stuff that BELIEVES IN YOU!
3:40pm #Artist'sBlock #WritersBlock Truth is, I get both writer AND
artist's block.
3:41pm I can fill up sketchbook after sketchbook and journal page after
journal page (which I do on a daily/nightly basis all day long).
3:42pm But you can be productive in one area like journaling, blogging,
tweeting and blocked in another (like comics paneling and fiction
writing.
3:42pm It helps to be aware that you're not blocked in ALL areas, just
some.
4:39pm The Warrior's Blog: 1-OH-
Film School Time! http://t.co/MSwzd7qE
9:25pm Hey WAIT a minute? What in the world happened to all those
proud Americans standing on the Capital in early 09'.
9:25pm Oh wait, that's right! Right Wing Nutjob Glenn Beck happened!
9:37pm I'll never understand how the gullible Amerikan public can be
suckered in so badly by some wannabe who's just like Sarah Palin. Except
WORSE
9:44pm WWII is so close. Hitler, or the Allied Forces, who's gonna win.
Ooh. So close!
9:49pm Well, hitler and the Nazis WERE both from Germany. Close
enough..
9:57pm #WWII talk ah that's okay Churchill. My own parents aren't
planning on voting for me either this November....WE ALL hate our
Dads.
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10:14pm But THIS isn't About YOU Voting for my Rich Candidate who
makes more money than I do. This is about making sure my SON doesn't
HAVE money.
10:14pm Compose new Tweet...This time it's about making sure my SON
stays downtrodden and broke. It's for the CHILDREN man!!!!
Thu Oct 11
12:13am Honestly, I'd rather be homeless than humiliated. If I went to
the poorhouse because my parents died or whatever, I could deal with
that...
12:15am I can deal with living without a home in a way my parents can't.
12:15am Compose new I've already already lived in a psyche ward five
times for months on end cuz/of shrinks/parents forced me to.
12:16am Compose newHomeless shelters are a STEP UP from wards.
Plus, I'm adopted, I could have ended up homeless.
12:16am I'm not so terrified of being homeless it drives me to being a
ruthless day laborer. I don't have that issue in my life. I'm FREE.
4:26am No, NO! You're WRONG. You're ALL WRONG!!! I WILL find
Bill Watterson one day some how and become his protege! BELIEVE
IT!!!! : D
7:04am Big O Season 2 - ALL EPISODES (FULL) (playlist): http://t.co/
IcRiMtsq via @youtube
9:42am Otomo to Appear at Platform Animation Fest http://t.co/
fWTw1Nyy via @animag
3:46pm "Do I love hatred?" Do I ever. Way better than GAY SHIT. IT
FILLS ME!!!! THE HATRED.
Agent O.E.L.
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4:12pm Yeah, that's a nice concept, but "VIOLATION OF THE FIRST
AMENDMENT RIGHT OF FREEDOM OF SPEECH" is FUCKING
COMMUNIST GAY.
4:12pm Anyone who says otherwise is a fucking faggot!
4:23pm That's right, I cuss. I CAN write my stories, regardless of what
YOU think. And I WILL write my stories, regardless of what you think.
4:23pm And they WILL be the best, most hateful thing to ever slaughter
an audience since Stephen King and Pulp Fiction. Hint hint!
4:25pm I may act like a sissy in person, which I do, but my mind is not
soft. Hardly. I'm actually quite ruthless in the word processor.
4:26pm I already WROTE a script that's 11 pages long. Aiming for 22.
4:28pm Half of my script is already written. The dialogue heavy scenes
and the dramatic parts are written already.
4:28pm I just gotta write the action scenes. Wait, did I say that out loud?
4:39pm I may or may not submit my script to agencies, or I might wait to
finish a few more and see how it goes...
4:41pm Also, screenwriting's hard work.
4:42pm Compose new TweeWhile I do admit I wrote "11 pages" in
reality, to develop my project, I wrote at least 100-120
4:42pm pages of notations and development pages, sorting the project
out on paper.
4:43pm For every 1 polished script page, I authored at least 10 pages of
prelim notes.
4:44pm Scripts aren't dense, but that doesn't mean you don't still have to
write that fucker all day long!
4:58pm What's the cost of writing a good script on good software, you
ask? Everyone talks about Final Draft.
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4:58pm I was considering using final draft, but why pay $100 just to write
a damn script, when Celtx (http://t.co/Np6OMAOA) is free? Y'know?
7:19pm @BruceLeeLegacy Many blessings to you. Ms. Lee. Your Father
was an angel. A true immortal among men.
Fri Oct 12
9:38pm #ItWasn'tLikeYouDreamed I finished my first 20-page comic 1-
shot I'm actually very happy with, and yet I've never felt so alone...
Mon Oct 15
10:28pm Yeah, yeah. I LOVE that new anime all over YouTube comin'
out called "Grab yo monies reel fast arigatos" Classic.
Tue Oct 16
6:42pm Hey TV Afternoon Protagonists, I'm a wise-cracking team of
"Bad guys"! Yay!
6:42pm Mind if I loiter in your series for 52 episodes as a quasi-good guy
6:42pm until a real sociopath emerges forcing me to team up with your
more annoying heroes so we can put a stop to this horrible show??
6:57pm Oooh. Scary. Why exactly is that that your pupils only balloon
and dilate when you try to SCARE PEOPLE, not when you're
ACTALLY SCARED?
6:58pm Why IS that? What does it MEAN!!! Double rainbow! Heh.
Happy Halloween
Agent O.E.L.
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Wed Oct 17
2:20pm That's okay, no one actually likes or enjoys American-style
marketing or selling in Eurasia either...
2:20pm STOP GETTING IN MY FACE, BITCH!
2:27pm American Marketing is hated overseas precisely BECAUSE it is
culturally offensive to begin with. No better than stereotyping, in reality.
2:39pm I rather like having a transatlantic harbor in my own backyard.
Cutting out the "middle man" is always nice. Yup...
2:45pm But seriously, I agree with the corporations trying to brainwash
us into handing them money. "We ALL NEED a little loud-porn in our
lives".
2:54pm I'd LOVE TO tell you all the dirty, sordid secrets I know about
you from spending hours googling your name with paid research,
2:54pm but unfortunately that would violate the Sacred Rules of the
Internet. "Never cut through the bullshit"
2:58pm #IWantToInvent a dollar store afro wig! I'll get rich...
3:04pm Don't mess with me! I'm a very busy man, and therefore have a
lot of hourly spam messages to delete.
3:51pm Growing up, for me, race was never an issue. Race tended to be
more of an adult issue than a childhood one.
3:51pm Growing up I always thought, wow, I have tan skin. Then one
day it dawned on me: So it ISN'T just a tan!
4:13pm You will find many people trying to be me on TV, which kind of
confuses and shocks me,
4:13pm considering that in reality due to my statistical / neurobiological
makeup
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4:13pm in reality I belong to the ultra-minority, or less than
00.000000000001% of the American/World population
4:51pm #LikeYOUGuysCanActuallyDoAnyBetter Think you can do a
better job of generating American produced manga art/writing than me.
4:51pm Feel free to post YOUR actual work ANY DAY NOW! Oh wait,
that's right, you never produced anything, let alone anything BETTER!
5:01pm People online talk all this SHIT to me all day long, like they're so
much better. I guess that's why they never show THEIR work.
5:02pm Because they didn't produce ANYthing Chances are they're still
procrastinating at even bothering to make the attempt to draw.
5:02pm I'm used to that kind of thing.
5:10pm It's SHOW DON'T TELL People, not TELL DON'T SHOW.
If someone says they're better than me, what they have actual WORK
finished to prove this?
5:11pm Because most of them DON'T WORK. On ANYTHING. Shit
Talkers Don't like to actually WORK. They're mostly fame-seeking glory
hogs with no folio
5:23pm The great thing about OEL manga is, the main barrier to entry is
in fact the stigma and prejudice of fans, not the actual work itself.
5:24pm Because the fans hate OEL, most artists avoid drawing it, or at
least they're afraid to CALL their comics manga. It's just drawing &
comics
5:24pm You can't be afraid of drawing. If you are afraid to draw often or
every day, you're EVERYONE ELSE. NOT a leader.
5:26pm Comics Leaders DRAW. They WORK, Not AVOID
WORKING on COMICS. The main thing separating an createur from a
fan is work ethic. Not talent
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5:30pm That is what I learned from observing Otomo-sensei. For a guy
I've never actually met, I probably learned most from studying Otomo's
work.
5:31pm The thing that makes Otomo different is, he doesn't seem to
define his success by his nationality, but instead says to the world, Work
Hard.
6:00pm If you go the webcomics, e-book, and self-publishing route of
displaying your abilities, chances are you WON'T have marketing on
your side..
6:01pm But that's okay. Chances are future generations will know of you,
just as they will all major internet phenomena...
6:02pm Plenty of people on the internet probably won't be acknowledge
while they're alive. Doesn't mean they "don't matter" Just ahead of your
time
6:08pm You're manuscripts got to go to SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE
after you (i.e. me) die.
6:12pm Publicity yields only to luck, fame, and profit, NEVER mortality,
unless its after the fact of course #BrutalTruth
6:30pm In comics and manga, the amount of success is not always
measured by the size of the paper trail. But qualitative attention to detail
is...
6:32pm I try to avoid using the word "pants" in my speech. I never was
comfortable with being a HYPOCRITE.
6:35pm Because HYPOCRITES WEAR PANTS AT ALL TIMES.
6:36pm HYPOCRITE..By Tommy Hillfigger
6:38pm Do these PANTS make my BALLS BIG?
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6:45pm I was about to drive over to the bank and cash the check Google
wrote me, but some giant dick is roadblocking traffic again for some
reason.
7:14pm #ThingsTheMediaNEVEREVERAsksMe "Mind if I call you
that name?"
7:20pm #WhyAREYouStillSingle? Y'know, sometimes I wish I knew the
actual answer to that question
7:25pm Honestly, it might be because I don't like my own company on a
social level.
7:25pm Being in a relationship on some level forces you to evaluated
yourself...THAT sh*t ain't happenin!
8:14pm Whoa. DUUUUDE. It's ALMOST like some very powerful
(and very greedy) unseen corporate entity
8:14pm (Viacomsomethingorother) doesn't seem to want me to see any
of the
8:15pm billions of dollars in profits I help my allies generate
online...hmmmm. Gee, I wonder.
8:16pm No, it MUST be my imagination. No one wants to cheat me.
I'm gullible enough to believe that crock of shit...Really! I am! I'm suing
YOU btw
8:18pm #TRILLIONdollarlawsuit #AgainstViacom
#FuckBillionDollarLasuit The fine art of one-upsmanship
8:45pm #IAmMostHatefulAndJealousToward... People who exploit my
presence and get rich off of my presence while not consulting me about
said actions
8:48pm If someone's going to get knowingly rich off of me, knowingly so,
it's common fucking courtesy to consult the cause of that wealth.
Agent O.E.L.
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8:51pm I've seen it happen time and again. People making millions of
dollars AFTER they meet me,
8:52pm Then once they ARE a superstar, they ignore me, dodge my
emails and pretend I don't exist.
8:53pm Uh, yeah. I noticed...
8:54pm This Genie is FUCKING DONE granting HIS three wishes for
this century.
9:10pm Not singling anyone specific out. I'm not ranting at anyone in my
last few tweets really, but yes, technically I'm a success slut.
9:10pm Hang around me too much and you'll be on top...of the fucking
world.
9:20pm I don't consider myself the jealous type, but when I end up in a
position cheering on....
9:21pm people as they go onward to do all the successful things I secretly
wish I could one day do, it gets a little depressing. For me anyway.
9:23pm I care about my peers' success, and want to see people be
successful and happy, but I've got stuff I want to do with my life too.
9:25pm I sometimes wish I too had a sidekick like me. But there's only
one of those unfortunately, and I'm it....
9:39pm I'm not trying to stir up drama or anything. I'm just a little
depressed right now...WHY you ask? I'll tell you why...
9:41pm Lately it seems like so many people turn to me for comfort,
support, endorsement, kinship, affection, or answers.
9:42pm I feel like some of these people turn to me to lean on for support
on a psychological level.
9:42pm Compose neI provide people with support, but lately I don't feel
like I can find that same support for myself in anyone else I know.
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9:43pm I support others, but I don't feel like anyone overtly supports
me. There's a an emotional gap in my life. So depressing......
9:45pm No one in my day to day life bothers to listen to anything I have
to say, so I get addicted to the instant feedback of the web 2.0.
9:57pm For better or worse, I've noticed people do listen to what I have
to say. But this work is VERY isolating.
10:14pm Sure, it's nice having a lot of influence in the comics and
animation world (the industry and culture) (mostly cuz of the web), but
honestly
10:14pm I grow weary of the weight of such influence sometimes. There
are times I wish people WOULDN'T rely on me so much.
10:16pm I stop using the internet for a day or two and they put out an
"Anime Amber Alert" on me in every anime message board KNOWN
TO MAN! DAMN!
11:00pm This election is kind of a joke. One big nasty power struggle. A
concerted effort to seize and steal power. Simple as that.
11:20pm Here, I'll mail you a punching bag in a few days. Have fun with
that.
11:38pm Let's face it, the 2000 election was a power struggle between
the Left and Right for power. So is this election. Not interested.
11:40pm Except in this election, one guy HAS power, and one guy just
WANTS the power the other guy has...kind of silly.
Thu Oct 18
12:05am So the Battle For Animation Supremacy and Dominance Rages
On.....Good.
12:09am But you see. I need something called sleep...
Agent O.E.L.
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5:38pm What's that?? You "love yourself unconditionally"?! No fair. You
GOTTA hate yourself.
5:38pm Look at me, I look JUST LIKE YOU ON PURPOSE and I
HATE you. Isn't that ENOUGH for you?! Bastard!
Tue Oct 23
3:38pm It ain't easy doing a series. But there's a reason for that...partially
because of how obscenely well it pays if people actually give a shit
3:41pm Comic book creators in Asia and Europe are genuinely
considered "mysterious". It's a part of their persona. Their reputation.
Not so here.
3:53pm But I'm TIRED of making up names, Mommy!
3:54pm I didn't realize how many J.M.'s already exist over in Europe.
Guess it's a subconscious thing. Or something.
3:55pm Check Wiki in France. That's a lotta JMs....
3:56pm http://t.co/8zTnoGu4 Cool site...
3:57pm Sex sells....Every single time!
3:58pm Well, in the States anyway...
3:59pm We Americans have a love affair with the Pervert, amirite....?
4:11pm Not Relinquishing Custody of Your Inner Child. Why you
SONUVAHBITCH! We have laws and places for people like you!
4:19pm ClintEastwoodFace says "Y'know, I should wear a belt when I'm
leaving the house. I REALLY SHOULD."
4:28pm #Halloween LetsOverAnalyzeShallWe? Dark works,
particularly dark fantasy and horror are philosophically ethical
4:28pm in the fact that because they are so dominated by pure black evil
as a presence (which is not necessarily the "protagonist")
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4:28pm that they allow us a freer meditation on the NATURE of Good
and Evil in and of themselves.
4:33pm The Mainstream Media has blurred the line between crass and
honest and good and evil (news, cop shows, etc.) so much..
4:33pm .that I don't see why the dialogue "Shouldn't" be more
complicated...If anything, dark is more gray.
4:42pm Anime, Wuxia, Martial Arts, Swords, Coats and Masculinity
speaks to almost ANY cool young adult male. Mad demographic appeal.
4:42pm Because it ISN'T "RACIAL" It's just fuckin cool! Ask Wesley
Snipes and the RZA, for instance.
4:51pm Action and Sword and Gun stuff in Hollywood and animation
isn't really divisive, it really isn't. It appeals to all sorts...
4:52pm .I just wish some action director would do a soundtrack with not
just rap/hiphop and not just heavy metal, but both.
4:52pm Matrix kinda went there, with Rage Against the Machine and
Marilyn Manson,
4:52pm but I wanna see some filmmaker-producer just go BALLS OUT
with their music mixing/cuts.
4:52pm Tarantino, Wachowskis. I Looking ur wey.
4:54pm Speaking of that, does anyone read the manga "Violence Jack"?
That guy's got some cool fuckin tarnished post-apocalypse threads.
5:18pm Sean Akins? Schemmel?? "What's His POWER level!?? IT'S
OVER 9 THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!" "WHAT?? 9
THOUSAND!!!!???"
5:35pm And now ladies and gents, it's the time you all been waiting for.
Another comedy skit on TV called "LET'S DEGLAMORIZE IT!"
5:35pm "Hur-hur. Wow! People are watchin ME!"
5:48pm I LOVE MY SHIT.....
Agent O.E.L.
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5:49pm "I do dat shit. And I been trained in how to use it" - Mystikal,
Blade soundtrack
5:56pm Megamix, eh? I made that word up far as I know. That would
probably make a good comics anthology title too. Music + Comic Books
= Mixtape
6:09pm Sorry, can't let you into the upscale neighborhood. Come back in
45 years when you have
6:09pm a name that every human being on earth has heard of and 10
mansions in different states to verify said fact....
8:45pm Are we even supposed to learn in know-it-all college Sophmore
year what exactly a "weeaboo" is? Has the definition been established
yet?
8:46pm For a guy who hates weeaboos, you sure do like writing down
that word all day long...Just saying. Not tryin to be MEAN or anything...
8:49pm The only thing Worse Than a "weeaboo" is a person who says
weeaboo, out loud in actual conversation. One step above Nerf Herder.
8:50pm Oh wait, that's right. I AM being a mean Asian asshatface!
9:36pm So apparently there have been less clone sightings and therefore
a reduced amount of suicides. Always good news when you're the undead
(me).
9:38pm Is it in good taste to tweet-link your own press coverage? Cuz
um....yeah. Been getting a bit of that in the last year for the first time.
9:39pm I got a press release for my book and trade magazine coverage
for one of my projects.
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Wed Oct 24
12:35am There are now official more than 100 seperate back links worth
of Googleshare for my two published books, Imaginomicon and Art-
Manifested.
12:35am Hurray?
2:22pm There's so much cool and often obscure comics, DVDs, books,
anime, manga, and genuine stuff out there to buy! It's so awesome!
2:56pm Dear Obama, Don't you DARE ignore urban minority and
African American voters.
2:56pm You can't drive 2 miles in a downtown black Floridian
neighborhood without seeing an
2:56pm Obama campaign sign on almost every lawn.
#StrengthInNumbers
3:32pm #Politics What is Obama's strongest defensive debate quality?
Simple, he has the most amount of insider knowledge.
3:32pm #Politics Tons more than Romney could ever have on things
like economics and foreign policy. Knowledge of what's really going on is
power.
3:33pm #Politics Especially with Obama, If you're running this country
as Obama is,
3:35pm #Politics you know more inside information than anyone trying
to challenge your authority. Romney isn't omniscient. Obama has intel
3:56pm It's fun being the President of the Web 2.0 and Online
Video...lol...
4:04pm Did anyone else notice how pottymouth certain anime fans
(teenage ones, of course) have become? I sure did - Sincerely, the
Internet Prez
Agent O.E.L.
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4:09pm Romney's okay. It's his SUPPORTERS that SCARE me!
4:10pm Feel free to quote me on that CNN....
4:36pm Top show that doesn't get upload enough currently (IMO)?
Black Dynamite and Motorcity!
5:09pm Is Mono, my "OC", the next Cerebus, or the next Spawn?
Well maybe and maybe not. I DO like self-publishing, long sustained
narratives/comics
5:14pm I LOVE books, stories, and comics series or graphic novels that
are 600-2000 pages or a lot longer.
5:14pm I literally don't want my favorite stories to end, and my reading/
buying habits reflect that.
5:24pm Cloud Atlas Extended Trailer #1 (2012) - Tom Hanks, Halle
Berry, Wachows...: http://t.co/Jf2OL7kz via @youtube
5:59pm My parents are claiming it's "too late for me to register to vote in
an absentee ballot" .
6:00pm So if you CAN vote..Please do me a favor and vote for Obama.
He's who I WOULD vote for if Florida allowed me to.
6:00pm You'll be envied by me for pretty much eternity.
6:29pm #TwitterRULES One good thing about Twitter of many, is
the fact that it's becoming one of the top sources for personalized info
online.
7:17pm @DIRECTV Why not let MORE people know ...
7:17pm On @DIRECTV, @YouTube is now available as part of your
subscription service in the "Extras" section. Just got the flyer in the mail
today...
7:19pm Spread the word people!...#YouTubeOnDirecTV
8:11pm On average, I earn around $60 per year on Adsense
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10:13pm I'm sorry but, in terms of validity, MTV, Simon Cowell, and
American Idol isn't going to validate you as real hip-hop or metal
musicians.
10:13pm Twitter, YouTube, and internet radio do that kind of thing
(popularizing rock and rap music) 10,000 better than TV.
10:15pm Why? Because they still promote much of the counterculture,
not selling out for fame, a long time trap of the music industry.
Thu Oct 25
10:34am Why does everyone say the economy is so bad? For me
personally,. If I count technology profits, I'm making MORE money, not
less
10:35am I support Obama's economic plan too. On a personal level, I
honestly feel he's made my financial standing better. NOT worse.
11:21am #Inspiration What a lot of people don't seem to realize (well,
what I didn't realize in the beginning) is...
11:22am ...you need to know what you want to do AFTER you've
realized your childhood dream. Don't just plan for working UP TO your
dream....
11:22am Ask yourself what you're going to do AFTER you realize your
dream. Don't just subconsciously expect yourself to never reach your
goal.
11:23am That is what most people do. They give up. Sooner or later they
lose hope and give up...DON'T DO THAT!
11:31am Good Morning! So I guess what I'm trying to say is, Smart
People Plan PAST Their Dream, not just Up To It. Building any dream
takes details
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11:33am #FavoriteMovieQuotes "I'll Be Back" - Arnold
Schwarzenegger, The Terminator II
11:48am #YouTubeandTwitter The Evil of "Boredom in General" took a
nosedive when social media and streaming online media emerged.
11:48am Boredom might even go extinct entirely.
11:51am Obama offers a glimpse of his second-term priorities http://t.co/
IXzWAXsG via @reuters
11:56am There's got to be some kind of satirical rebuttal to the cliche
that is someone stealing faces on TV without apology. But what is it?
11:58am Any ideas, @SethMacFarlane? Maybe someone raping
someone while wearing a Nixon mask? Sound good? Yeah, let's go with
that...
12:09pm 10 Girl Cartoons (That Guys Secretly Love) http://t.co/
w8cu57Xi via @sharethis
2:16pm AWWWWWW! That wolf is SO CUTE! #RiseofBlackWolf
4:26pm #OnReligionandSpirit Jeez People. I know it BOTHERS you a
ton, but is it really worth sending people to HELL over?
5:57pm The political climate of America online in the current era...I
don't know about you, but it can be so nerve wracking its often hard to
work
5:59pm It's tough to focus on writing and drawing animation and comics
with all the important political topics happening.
5:59pm I'm too tempted to get involved. So I tune out. I don't want to be
Thom Yorke, Green Day, Trent Reznor. I can't function like that!
6:01pm Every single day, I get BOMBARDED, online in banners,
instream videos, and in my mailbox and inbox, with political propaganda.
Crazy!
6:01pm And let's not forget NEWS and SHOWS on RADIO AND TV
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6:05pm All this political rallying is INSPIRING, but it's really just
distracting from the real political issues: My comics career....
6:10pm Throughout Obama's political career, Mitt Romney / Tea
Partyers, made a bigger effort opposing Obama as prez than the Ku Klux
Klan has!
6:32pm While I'm not voting, for voting irregularities and ineligibility, I
am contributing a small sum of money to the campaign.
6:32pm Made up my mind today
8:02pm Adobe Pass, Netflix lead Engineering Emmys | Rapid TV News
http://t.co/EqY73Gfd
8:34pm Hmmm. So you CAN cheat and still rule the world? The Forbes
Fab 40: The World's Most Valuable Sports Brands - Forbes http://t.co/
c9DtV5PD
9:17pm #NowPlaying Dethklok - Dethalbum III on @Rhapsody. http://
t.co/XCwBRBoS
9:22pm Metalocalypse: Dethalbum III is at #10 on the Billboard 200
chart. http://t.co/8fqUvXVE via @billboard FUCK YOU FAKE ASS
MUSIC!!!!!
9:30pm My old long lost girlfriend hires models who work for Suicide
Girls?? Now THAT...Is fucking awesome!
9:32pm How GOP voter suppression could win Florida for Romney
http://t.co/RA1xh9Ro via @Salon
9:43pm LOLI LOLI LOLI GET YER ADVERBS HERE. Among other
things...lil girl...: )
10:02pm "Long ago, in the world of Avatar. It was all good, but then I
became a VICTIM when the Fire Nation RAPED the Water Tribe." Boo,
hoo, hoo!!
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10:41pm #SportsTalkWithJM Watching Sports can be such a freakshow.
It's actually a bit like going to the circus with your Dad as a kid! #beards
10:45pm #ThingsJMGabsAbout: Hollywood, Music, Anime, Comics,
Writing, Art, Animation, Politics, Sports, Current Events, Movies, TV,
Internet, Spirit
11:13pm #MLB #SFGiants #SergioRomo That has GOT to be the
ugliest, groatiest BEARD...IN. THE. WORLD! Bllleeeaagghh!!!!
Fri Oct 26
12:59pm Life kinda sucks sometimes when you're parents are driving
Nazis who don't allow you to drive or get a license,
12:59pm even when you see 16 year olds driving and not you, and you're
28. Now THAT is fucking embarrassing. For me or my parents, you ask?
Not sure
1:07pm I know they're over intrusive assholes and gluttons who are
constricting my adulthood,
1:07pm but other kids would have been a lot harder on parents like
mine. They're lucky I'M they're kid. ...
1:07pm .I honestly only jacked their keys/car tor to drive through the
neighborhood like 1 time.
1:07pm More rebellious kid would have done it like 20 times.
1:20pm http://t.co/75iScUeo
2:29pm Britney Spears is hot. Always has been. I'd have sex with her
ANY day.. What? Krazy Chicks are the hottest kind!
2:47pm If we have to choose between the kind of sex we consume,
I'll take softcore porn over sensationalist sex scandal made by the
philiaphobic
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2:47pm ANYday....
2:58pm PHILOphobia is fear of falling in love. And even though it's not
a real term yet, Philiaphobia is fear of sex, HAVING sex, or sexual acts
2:58pm Often brought on by BEING A DOUCHEBAG GEEZER
GRANDPARENT
5:40pm When retards on TV copy your hairstyle, be sure to cut it ASAP!
#AdviceFromtheStreetsofCompton
5:53pm @CBCebulski @StephenWacker On breaking into comics and
how it's just about making comics...That's a relief!
6:06pm For every time my current forethecoming paycheck amount goes
up a few notches, I will mimic a cash register...
6:07pm $ Cha-Ching! $
6:26pm $ Cha-Ching!! $
6:30pm J.M. - The Man Who Everyone and No One Knows at Once...
Thanks TIME Magazine!
10:34pm Currently at work on my first @kickstarter project. Check out
my profile-bio here! http://t.co/DJrUZuUm
Sat Oct 27
8:38am #TinyToonAdventures #NightGhoulery #Vortex #KidsWB!
9:17am I'll be launching my first Kickstarter funding project in the next
month or two. for my next published book Just a heads up...
11:16am Haters gonna hate!
12:49pm #TweetTweet! Follow me and I follow you back. Donate to My
Kickstarter Projects and I'll donate tons of money to YOUR Kickstarter
projects
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12:50pm Sound good and simple? Great! Because it IS that simple.
Support me and I'll support you right back, both on Twitter and
Kickstarter
12:50pm #goldenrule
1:01pm I Follow more than Am Followed. And we like it that way
1:05pm Did you know J.K. Rowling is on Twitter???? @jk_rowling
5:02pm Hey cool! I pooped out 5 new "neighbors" straight outta
my rectum into the shitter! Then I flushed em. Welcome to the
neighborhood, fellas!
5:17pm Want to know what's REALLY funny, asshole? You doing
your little BULLSHIT COMEDY routine TWICE without someone
KILLING YOU THE SECOND TIME!
5:21pm Want to try to kill me with your little bitch ass media "powers".
Better KILL ME the first time, cuz you ain't GETTING a second chance.
5:31pm #MonsterHigh #EscapeFromSkullShores #Nickelodeon I'm 20
minutes or so into the thing. Why do I suspect this is somehow going to
end BADLY...
5:45pm Happy Halloween Healers!
5:46pm Why do I talk to the Healers in the audience. Because I learned
in College class once that I'm "Half-Healer".
5:46pm Yeah, it's a curse, I get that Half-Genius / Half-Healer thing
from my REAL parents. Not my fake ones.
5:48pm I can heal things that are suffering and damaged. Or so the
legend goes.
5:52pm Entertainment that heals peoples moods: Art, film, music,
comics, animation, manga, anime. They have healing emotional
properties. Yep.
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5:54pm I'm as hard and heavy as the Great Wall of China,and as soft and
light as a dove feather. I'm lucky in that sense...
10:08pm #ToonamiIsBack Remember to watch Toonami tonight..
11:12pm Anipipo, the crowd funding Anime site opens to the public
soon http://t.co/XqIE2EoE
Sun Oct 28
3:23pm GO BUY THIS ANIME-RELATED CLASSIC. NOW!!!!!
Anime Best Flow | Format: MP3 Music http://t.co/EcVfSiUX via
@amazon
10:40pm Yeah, maybe if you keep making verbal references to your
sexual fantasies in public enough times, they WILL COME TRUE! OH
BOY!
Mon Oct 29
2:16pm No, this and YouTube actually wasn't my first media gig...
2:18pm Actually, calling up local overnight talk shows with wacky
voices....
2:18pm and reading the morning announcements at my elementary
school when I was a kid was my first media gig. Even when I was a kid I
loved media.
2:22pm Morning Announcements, School Papers, Local Talk Radio
(caller, not host), Websites, YouTube channels, webcomics, AnimeTV
review writing....
2:23pm THAT is where I REALLY got my "media career start"...
3:29pm You can plagiarize art even though you shouldn't. But you
CAN'T plagiarize human compassion...
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4:00pm WHAT??!! You mean to tell me JOE(!), our own community
JOE is the one at the center of this, causing all this revolutionary
revolution???
4:01pm But he looks so mild mannered...Well it's settled then.
JOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEE!!!!! I'm GONNA GET YOU IF ITS THE
LAST THING I DO!!!
4:01pm You're DEAD JOE! I'm GONNA GET
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
4:14pm #TheTruthAbout #DavidAndGoliath #BusinessStrategy Let's
put it in the most basic form possible.
4:15pm #DavidAndGoliath Let's just say if you're an e-auteur
4:15pm and you don't already have a million or billion dollars to your
name, you ain't GOLIATH, that's for sure!!!
4:17pm Oh NOW I'm supposed to Care about Sandy. Yeah, I get it!
4:26pm GOOGLE obviously doesn't LIKE twitter. No, Google in reality
HATES twitter much like many other big companies.
4:26pm Why? because they're profitable too. Don't
make me PROFITABLE. You wouldn't LIKE me if I'm
PROFITABLE....#GoogleEnemies
4:28pm I've always hoped we'd won day find Adsense available on
twitter, but considering how much Google HATES twitter as a business,
ain't happen
4:32pm #Truth ANYone who makes a large profit online who's
NOT the big 5-7 is automatically an "enemy" of the big 5-7.
#GreedStillDominatesTheWorld
4:33pm Why do they hate you? Because, you're profitable and a small
entrepreneur. Can't have THAT now...
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4:49pm Want to know how to fake psychotic neighbors out and make
them look stupid? #WindchimeInBackyard .
4:49pm That way, you're ALWAYS in your backyard! #Ninjafakeout
4:59pm Wow, I never thought I'd be honored as an "all-white person"!
And here I thought people would only remember part of me, the part-
white part!
5:22pm "Does he have a Jewfro? Cuz he OBVIOUSLY earns LESS than
other working men....Totally undateable..." http://t.co/EdNLj0I6
5:27pm My response to the article. I don't have a degree in reality. Never
received one to begin with, dropped out, but thanks for asking!
5:29pm Nice to know people care....About how much you make....
5:35pm I like pretty girls of course. But I REEEEEALLY like Hookers!
Sue me...
5:36pm Dating hookers is a bitch cliche, but still pretty WORTH
IT....Doesn't pay much though.
5:41pm Article: "Don't date this guy and ESPECIALLY don't pay
him anything. He's a hooker screwing Master Big Business Saboteur!"
Thanks, I try.
5:43pm Who do I hate? Anyone who gets more press than me. I mean I
get enough press good/bad, but I really do hate sharing. I REALLY hate
sharing.
5:44pm Eff you Steve Jobs...
5:47pm Effing Disneyland Monopolists man. Worst brainwashing of the
public EVAR.
5:51pm Truth is, I NEVER viewed Jobs as "above Gates" honestly. And I
hate people who do...
5:56pm I've seen "Pirates of Silicon Valley". I know better than to buy
into the recent hype.
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5:56pm Jobs was controversial in his heyday just like me, not a "God".
Never was a "god", He's made his share of mistakes in his lifetime...
6:00pm Solving problems indeed makes you more famous than most, but
I know better than to side with someone who's "completely in the public's
favor
6:00pm Too much success kinda makes me sick. Success should be a
struggle and misery, not bullshit-Disney-happy
6:05pm If "real" success doesn't have traits and characteristics of the
"dirty hell real world" in it, how can we call it success?
6:05pm Most people who reach the REAL top DO suffer and struggle,
even if it's "just the formative years"
6:06pm Success is glamorous in the media, (i.e. bullshit land) but not
"objectively".
6:06pm Someone's always still losing/suffering as the result of others'
success. Success is win-lose by nature. NOT win-win.
6:14pm Success appears and is "internationally glamorous" sometimes.
But you can't force glamour to always result in success. That's deceptive.
6:14pm Maybe HOLLYWOOD says we have to do it THAT way
(glamour=success), but when's the last time Hollywood was truly in
charge anyway? See web 2.0
6:20pm I used to be the biggest fan and promoter of the Horatio
Alger-Spielberg brand of success (kindness, glamour, acceptance,
Americanism)....
6:20pm But the brutal honest truth is that THAT brand of success (not
being the bad guy)...
6:21pm was murdered off by some guys named "Leno, Colbert,
MacFarlane, SHEEN" a long time ago.
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6:21pm Cable TV and internet trolls kill what is essentially the goodwill
of success philosophy in and of itself.
6:21pm Now there's just...ASSHOLES. Very very RICH assholes.
6:30pm Yeah, if it doesn't happen to Florida, it don't MATTER. That's
what you told ME anyway.
6:51pm Man ALIVE! That hurricane is SCARY. Sure hope it misses
Japan....
8:00pm Romney LOSING in the votes??? GOSH that has NOTHING
To do with the hurricane!
8:03pm #Obama2012 #VotesSTILLHappenin!
8:07pm #Obama2012 #RomneySUCKS
#EasilyDistracted...#Lookoutforthemhurrricanes!
8:32pm Thanks for the follow @anipipo ! I look forward to
crowdfunding with you if at all possible!
8:47pm Yay! They used my news tip! Hurray! The media still DOES
listen to me! http://t.co/IVuLslH9 via @animag
9:12pm #CloudAtlas I'll watch it on Netflix, but apparently humanity
hates the Wachowskis now. Good, but it's long and that seems to be
detracting
9:14pm #NowPlaying #HotelTransylvania, #OneTonChariot,
#CloudAtlas All worth watching.
9:16pm Go see em. I'll bet the theatre is empty anyway #CloudAtlas 9
mill opening WEEK. Really???
9:16pm BOOOOOOOOM.
9:22pm Blade Runner Opens Theatrically in the 80s.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM
9:22pm Kill Bill opens theatrically.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
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9:22pm Cloud Atlas opens theatrically.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
9:23pm 30 years later, they're all cult favorites. AND THE DUST
SETTLES. Well, After Hurricanes of course..
9:29pm Going to the movies is kind of futile. Classic films and future
classics bomb quite a bit. I know it sucks wachowkis.
9:30pm But look on the bright side you've probably made a classic
movie, not a blockbuster. Just as good. It'll do well worldwide DVD I
suspect.
9:32pm @anipipo Hey, anytime bud! We foreigners love anime
producion-related stuff. I endorse your website wholeheartedly. It's
VERY, innovative
9:37pm I'll admit New York is in a scary situation with Sandy, as is the
entire East Coast. Hang in there friends....
9:38pm Gonna be a long night...ESPECIALLY in New York..
9:40pm Your probably not gonna want to sleep much, for your safety if
at all possible.
9:40pm I can sleep but only because I live in Florida, which is okay
where I am...
9:44pm I would imagine the Sandy wiki page is gonna be updated quite a
bit. #eeriepredictions
10:02pm People always ask me, where does Mono's Fireblade come
from. I was browsing French Wikipedia randomly,
10:02pm and found out my concept is mythological in nature. Norse
Mythology to be exact. God Surtr to be even more exact.
10:08pm National Disaster, Halloween & Elections?National
Disaster, Halloween & Elections?
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10:08pm It's like, busy, HARD week I guess. #Sandy, #Election2012,
#Halloween. Triple Threat.
10:09pm Whoa, storm is here....#Sandy #Twitterstorms
10:18pm I feel like Method Man. It's a BLACKOUT. According to the
news, 2.8 mil w/o power
10:20pm Ground Zero, Flooded. Fortunately the water will recede. In
Time....
10:23pm #RedCross #Sandy #GetONit!
10:28pm If your power goes out, do what my family did during the FL
storms. Listen to the radio...
10:32pm Yeah, some of my fans are ASSHOOOOOLES
10:37pm Fuck the Hurricane, cuz I'ma
LOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSEEEEER
10:38pm But anyway, back on topic....
10:40pm He like the way I talk and I like the way HE talk mmmhmmm
#slingblade
10:43pm Now let's all make sure no one starts panicking and being a
dickhead to everyone. Whoops. Too late!
10:45pm @chantalclaret Pray?
10:46pm When I say "if you are without power" I know good and well
radio personalities are listening, idiots.
10:49pm Imaginomicon / JM Alberts, keeping the help going, ALL night
if possible...Your help does not sleep if HE CAN HELP IT...
10:51pm The Hurricane isn't sleep, so neither am I. You seem to under-
estimate my resources yet AGAIN you know who you are....
10:53pm LIVE CNN: JFK Airport closed due to flooding
10:58pm If you're creeped out by large, online maps, DO NOT CLICK.
Absolutely serious. Jay's Hurricane Page: http://t.co/lzNc6CCd
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11:07pm How does this one compare to Katrina?
11:07pm How does Sandy compare to Katrina anyway?
11:11pm 9-11, Dust, Collapse; Sandy, Water, Wind, Dark
11:14pm New Jersey, NY, Cleveland. Worst hit far as I can tell
11:20pm Parents are trying to force me to sleep, but I'll do my best to
fend them off folks.
11:21pm Screaming at me and everything...
11:30pm Still here. Fortunately...
11:30pm And so is Sandy...
11:32pm Snow in West Virginia
11:39pm I'm sorry, but my compassion and conscience isn't just going to
let me abandon other people like my parents are pressuring me to do...
11:43pm Well, WERE pressuring me to do. I essentially told them to
leave me alone. So far, so good.
11:45pm I'm long past caring what my parents want of me. I care more
what YOU want from me. By a mile.
11:47pm Hospitals in NYC also being evacuated..
11:48pm Manhattan is just cut off....
11:49pm On backup power, partially....
11:51pm I'll continue to tweet about all that matters.
11:56pm I'll probably tweet more, but I live in Florida. I've probably
done all that I can do.
11:56pm Manhattan is so very flooded, but the winds ARE dying down
11:57pm Lotta flooding going to happen tonight. Be prepared, Rest of
East Coast
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Tue Oct 30
12:02am 670,000 in NY without powertonight #NY
12:03am #Superstorm
12:03am #Sandy
12:10am New York is still dangerous. Less intense, but still dangerous. If
you can read this, stay in.
12:11am That one guy standing in the water on CNN is amazing! His mic
clarity is AMAZING!
12:15am Trevor Moran's home video of #NJ, quite amazing....
12:17am How's Kevin Smith holdin up?
12:18am @GuardianComic Your Welcome! We love you and your
comic!
12:19am 3 NY Area Airports are closed due to Sandy. Basically
impossible to fly out of the state. Sucks.
12:27am Much as I disagree with some of Smith's recent opinions, I still
wish him well #Sandy
12:29am @GuardianComic Yeah, I think in the long run you can go
really far with your work. Jhonen Vasquez said that to me about my
comic once.
12:30am @GuardianComic I feel the same way about yours. Check out
my comics sometime too. They're kinda like yours!
12:31am @adultswim Back. "Question: Red Dawn remake. Thoughts?"
Haven't seen the first one yet...
12:32am @GuardianComic You know me pal. Just holdin the tweet fort
down. Trying to keep people in the know about #Sandy
12:38am @anipipo, @GuardianComic luv you guys! You are two of my
new best animation-comics buddies. Best Friends Foreva!
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12:39am @GuardianComic Thanks for all the support. Are you going to
print publish anything or self publish in the near future?
12:41am @GuardianComic I don't sell a lot and make a fortune, but
I love what I do, and self-publishing helped get me noticed more.
Recommended!
12:48am @BRIANMBENDIS Awww yeah! I'm savin this link!
12:52am Navy SEAL Team Six Author Receives Death Threats After
Fox News Publishes His Name http://t.co/4kZ5bmlP via @THR
12:54am @GuardianComic Awesome yeah. Sounds good to me. Doesn't
matter whether your Jhonen selling 500,000 or only a handful to family
friends (me)
12:55am @GuardianComic It always helps to have a publishing plan.
Doesn't matter how small or big you are. Know what you want to achieve.
It helps.
1:00am @GuardianComic also, I forgot to mention, if you want to see
my comics and books, I always link what I want the people to see in my
profile
1:43am I hold @ThatKevinSmith in the highest regard as a screenwriter.
Like Jhonen he can be a dick online sometimes, but he's still very
talented!
2:34am @anipipo I want to be one of your first supporters to ask this.
Are you going to help fledgling creators find producers in Japan?
2:34am @anipipo And also don't you think it would be a good idea to
establish YouTube channels for individual series / films?
2:37am @anipipo strategic elements to think about seeing as you're
financing. You should encourage world producers to invest in projects
2:44am @anipipo also, for the record, do you consider your projects
international world productions, or co-productions?#strategysuccess
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2:52am @anipipo Oh dear lord, thank you! God bless you and your
world generosity. I am indeed a longtime aspiring creator.
2:53am @anipipo There are a lot of great animation creators in America
and Europe that I'm sure would WELCOME this new development in
the industry
2:56am @anipipo Yes, I believe YouTube especially has a very good
relationship with Japan.
2:56am @anipipo I have a channel there, but if I start a short film, I'll
give it a YouTube page. Great form of PR for animation
3:09am @anipipo Honestly? I'm kind of hoping for the same thing, not
just for myself but others who are aware of this too.
3:09am @anipipo People who want to work in world indie animation,
can I'd sure like to. It sounds simple, getting work,
3:10am @anipipo but it's so complex in reality! Animation production is
complex. VERY complex.
3:10am @anipipo There's language and cultural barriers, but they're
worth transcending in the big picture.
3:12am @anipipo "Glad to hear that :)" Thanks. You're in the honorable
Japan, and I'm in the Southeast, but I feel like we're on the same page :)
3:41am @anipipo I'm a concept artist and manga-ka story man in one
sense. I have a lot of concept art completed for my idea. Does that help?
4:55am Does any business following me want to hire me for volunteer or
paid work? Please contact me if interested. Just putting it out there.
4:07pm Find out what the Affordable Care Act means for you and your
family: http://t.co/1goia3Sj
4:12pm LucasFilm had BETTER not get watered down now...Disney to
buy "Star Wars" producer Lucasfilm for $4.05 bln http://t.co/722yPKpG
via @reuters
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4:15pm As long as Disney doesn't try to force too much CHANGE
on LucasFilm as a studio and the mythos is intact like Marvel, then I
WON'T rant...
4:20pm My bloodstream is made entirely of #Sprite now...thanks soda!
4:34pm Well, give credit where credit is due before dissing at least.
Not EVERY famous sci-fi movie is Warner Bros. The Tron Franchise is
disney
4:34pm #StarWars2015
4:44pm And what's @DepressedDarth @ShitMyDarthSays gonna say on
all this? Can't wait to hear that! XD
4:47pm Disney shares currently at $50.08 a pop Hmmm...
4:56pm @anipipo Well, part of the problem is I don't have connections
yet. Does your website help with the online networking aspect...
4:56pm @anipipo ....If not you might want to consider that aspect too. I
have the work ethic / abilities, but not connections...
5:52pm When does The Nightmare Before Christmas go on?
7:40pm Hurray for Saving Lives on Twitter by the dozen!
Wed Oct 31
11:44am @anipipo You're welcome. Thanks to you as well!
1:36pm There ya go! New Avatar Day!
2:11pm Fixed #BWVersion
2:28pm HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!! AH HA HAH HAH!!!!!!!
2:36pm Favorite Halloween costumes as a kid? Grim Reaper of
course! That was the only thing I EVER dressed up as #GrimReaper
#Halloween.
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2:44pm Don't laugh. My Grim Reaper costume won the "scariest
costume" award at the Elementary School I attended. Seriously..
2:50pm I recommend you dress up as Surtr this Halloween #Halloween
3:25pm I'm dressing up as Chuck Norris this year. Got mah brown duster
n ever thang!
4:00pm Watchin the Pokemons on the TVs this morning. This is my
production design drawing it inspired... - https://t.co/DQwRf2Vm
4:20pm Is there a reason you're in my tweetfeed Romney. I didn't vote
for you....get over yourself already....
9:24pm I was out a little bit tonight, in my costume. Khaki Coat and
sunglasses. "Hey, it's a French Film Guy!"
9:24pm #HappyHalloween
Thu Nov 1
4:29pm Some guy made fun of me for being Chinese when I was out
today.
4:29pm Actually, that's the first time I've ever been happy to be made
fun of, considering he's the first guy who ever made fun of me for....
4:29pm ....being anything other than "Hispanic" or Arab. If someone's
gonna make fun, at least they got my racial category right.
5:12pm Can't help but wonder what my long lost birth father would
have thought of all this "white cracker identity theft" and immigration
NONSENSE
5:13pm The nutjobs running that operation would have been
LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN if this were the 80s or 90s...HA HA HA!
5:48pm Pay no attention to the man at the Center of the TV
Composition. Certainly not anyone you KNOW....
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5:48pm or should care about. That guy's a JERK...
6:02pm I wouldn't call "TV people" "more" sensible than "YouTube
people" Fuck no they are not. They''re greedier, lazier, and have bigger
egos....
6:02pm pretty much the only difference
6:15pm Y'know, dying in a plane crash in Europe somewhere is looking
pretty good right about now....
6:33pm Posting my picture instead of yours won't make the world
like you. Just 13 y.o. underage girls...But who wants THAT in reality
anyway..?
Fri Nov 2
12:54pm How to Attract a Mentor (Part 1) http://t.co/YwA0coBQ
2:49pm What the one guy said, but less creepy. You know...
5:36pm Truth is this. If I hate your show, NOTHING short of parting the
red seas on earth or heaven will EVER get me to Watch YOUR horrible
show.
5:37pm Give me shout outs 100,000 or even a MILLION times! I know
how it HELPS your RATINGS, and therefore I will NEVER watch.
5:37pm In this or any other lifetime...When I say I HATE you, don't
MISUNDERSTAND ME. I'm authentic when I express MY hatred for
someone.
9:47pm New Design. Is Out. "Mono 2 - Revisions.jpg" - https://t.co/
NHqYYvMz
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Sat Nov 3
6:59am So far, I've done the math and figured out that so far, on Google
Adsense, I earn around $40 a year
7:12am Lets Just Say It: Obama Is Favored on Election Day http://t.co/
NNmA2gbP via @TIMEPolitics
7:42am JM Strebler's Blog: Story I'm working on... http://t.co/
iUFkUwZT
9:47am I like drawing comics, but it doesn't really pay. Too much
competition swiping material and trying to profit off of MY work...
9:47am ...at the end of the day YouTube actually pays, unlike webcomics.
9:51am I've made around $40 so far doing nothing but uploading &
broadcasting videos and blogging. mostly though, it comes down to the
broadcasting
10:09am You don't MAKE MONEY ONLINE by listening to detractors,
rivals, and critics. I'd go so far as to say I only made money BECAUSE I
ignored em.
1:51pm #10ArtistsIWantToMeet #NOTME!
2:08pm I attend to my celebrity as it can be quantified by the amount of
money my employer contributes to my bank account....
2:09pm And YOU sure ain't payin me anytime so. So y'know...FUCK all
that "celebrity" shit. It's WORTHLESS on an economic level in reality.
4:24pm JM Strebler's Blog: Story I'm working on Seeing something of a
comic story beginning to emerge... http://t.co/iUFkUwZT
4:26pm I guess I'll have to wait and see if it evolves or dies. Both results
tend to happen pretty consistently with my comics.
4:40pm I'm an author-designer, and I'm pretty stone cold set on just
being that.
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4:40pm I'm not the most organized Exec in the world, but then again I
do have a lot of pressure / people to deal with pretty much 24/7.
4:41pm And I'm not even MAKING $ off my work. I get a lot of
encouragement. Not financially, but emotive/psychologically I guess.
4:43pm Well, fortunately most of the shit I have had to deal with is on
public record, with the police, FBI and otherwise (trolls).
4:43pm I'M safe at least. Can't speak for others.
4:52pm #UnspokenRules If you have to think twice about writing or
uploading it, and do anyway...
4:52pm and you forget your I.P., don't worry, the feds have it all logged
anyway...
4:58pm Whoopsie. Were the feds recording ever piece of slander you
wrote on your computer. Mmm-hmm.
4:58pm Can't imagine WHY I wouldn't have told you that earlier!
7:27pm My books are closer to a Beastie Boys album lyric's song tracks
than Lord of the Rings.
7:27pm You can ingest the paragraphs in my books randomly and still
walk away enjoying your reading experience.
7:27pm To me, each paragraph is like a song track. Everything is
incremental. #AndTHATSHowIWrote3000Pages
7:58pm Most of the time I'm too prideful to EVER ask for handouts.
I've always viewed it as "beneath me". I STILL Do to this day....
8:13pm It's me, bitches.
8:20pm Show your faces, Villains, so that I may spit on them.
8:39pm What my name says...
8:43pm AHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAH!!!! I'm also delightfully mad!
9:25pm #BringBackMegasXLR Agreed 100%
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9:27pm Took me 12 years or so to finish that many pages, if you're
wondering...
9:30pm Half of it is writing (50%) and Half is art pages (50%). Split
down the middle, like my brain hemisphere access.
Sun Nov 4
9:58am I gots some slackin to do...
12:13pm What am I doing today. The same thing I do EVERYDAY,
Pinky. Work to take over the world!
12:16pm #ThingsIGetAlot "Oh don't worry about J.M. he doesn't
WANT to get paid. Just forward all his checks to ME..."
1:00pm What's the point in sexualizing things and people if you're not
gonna even have sex with anybody anyway? I mean REALLY!
1:12pm I like having an I.Q. of 130. I DON'T like the unemployment
and loneliness that accompanies it.
1:51pm Although I still do have an I.Q. of 130, I fell 7-9 feet backwards
and accidentally hit the back of my head on a wooden floor board...
1:51pm damaged my cerebellum from the age of 12-14 onward. Really
damaged my sensory-motor skills from the getgo. Wonder I can still draw
anything
1:55pm Due to my damage cerebellum, as an artist, rote memory-based
internalized practice of drawing objects is indeed that much tougher.
1:55pm What it takes some artists 2 drawings to master with practice, it
takes me 20.
2:12pm I don't hate Sports and the News and Sitcoms/Talk Shows. That's
my Amygdala's job. #TheBrain #History2
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2:20pm Don't blink a lot when I'm busy online, unless I'm NOT
online..or in traffic.....#Amygdala #TheBrain #History2 #ANXIETY
2:22pm Or if I see you wearing my face. THEN I'll blink a lot! Yet you
never seem to blink when you have MY face on. Such a COCKY Bastard
he is..
2:34pm #AdoptiveBrotherCommitsUnethicalFraud Saw THAT one
coming....
2:48pm Don't be creeped out please. You know, it's just me...and my psi
abilities to sniff out things, like....
2:49pm your level of evil/antagonism, emotions, intentions, proximity to
death, sociopathology, and what you're going to upload.
3:25pm Say. Why ARE you HIDING from me in the closet, bro?
8:16pm JM Strebler's Blog: [mini-entry]: Good Grief, Twitter and
YouTube. How in the world ... http://t.co/QnWRq2xY
8:17pm JM Strebler's Blog [mini-entry]: I get a whole LOTTA emails
from Michelle and Barac... http://t.co/eDa2isjr
8:17pm JM Strebler's Blog [mini-entry]: No Celebrity Really Gets Actual
Fanmail Anymore http://t.co/2KSyfsQ7
8:22pm JM Strebler's Blog http://t.co/zkMCi6Lu: 29th Birthday. What
I've been learning about Control... http://t.co/5Lr3A10l
8:51pm Want one way to get rid of trojans and spyware. Wipe the hard
drive. That is what the white house does to breached cells
8:54pm Wipe the trojans from your hard drive the same way you wipe
the turd remainings from your ASS. Ewwwww. Gross people!
9:13pm #Forward2012
9:52pm That's a pretty effective strategic battle tactic, taking whatever
your opponent shoots at you and reflecting, rebounding it back at them
9:52pm x10-20 in amplified power
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9:53pm Effective, but what do you then do if oh I don't know,
someone, say ME, figures your tactic out. Would it still be as effective.
KAMEHAMEHA!
10:17pm #NowPlaying Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness on
@Rhapsody. http://t.co/gVtAbdM2
10:28pm I'm gonna make money/ratings. Click here to catch me with
pants down in a way you haven't even seen before! YOU'LL SEE! http://
t.co/iUFkUwZT
10:30pm How Embarrassing..http://t.co/iUFkUwZT
10:31pm I mean REALLY, Everyone should be embarrassed for me.
Not getting ANY work done I'm so humiliated. Honest! http://t.co/
iUFkUwZT
10:34pm 1 Whole click on my stats bar! Come on people. I know you're
more excited than that to watch taboo stuff. Don't deny it http://t.co/
iUFkUwZT
10:44pm Go ahead, pay for my Castle in Europe...whoops! I meant to
say, FUND MY ALBUM, droppin next year. Seriously, go do that shniz
shnoz.
10:46pm #NightoftheLivingRomneys
11:07pm Wrote a short story about a modern day American Ninja once.
Named it "Shadow Walker" Well, it's about ninjutsu in a metaphorical
sense.
11:08pm Shadows = Metaphor for Invisibility and Stealth.
11:15pm Watch out for those camera crews when you go out voting.
They are not unlike hawks.
11:16pm The latest electoral vote estimate from @huffingtonpost has
Obama at 277, Romney at 206 http://t.co/X5cUwSeL via @huffpostpol
11:29pm #AboutMasturbation #HeyGuessWhatFanboi! #Sssgoodforu
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11:30pm #BitterBitterSexperts
11:31pm #OhIGetIt You're "not into that sex and masturbation stuff"
Yeah, I forgot, you like to get your jollies from goats instead.
11:34pm @AboveMeLOL Don't you mean the person three tweets
down?
11:46pm Oh, just @SuicideGirls Love the suicide girls!
11:54pm @BRIANMBENDIS Sartre would be proud :D
Mon Nov 5
10:25am Not exactly "Too close to call" Obama's definitely leading....
http://t.co/X5cUwSeL via @huffpostpol
12:29pm #Obama2012
12:42pm Hey, waitahminute. Whose Say rah Pay lin voteeeng 4? Oh
wait. FUCK Sarah Palin. No one CARES who that moron's voting for!
12:47pm #Obamacares #MichiganAutomotive #DeadBinLaden
#CrippledTerrorism #Obama2012
12:52pm Polls 2012: Barack Obama Leads Mitt Romney With One Day
Remaining http://t.co/Tgicuizk via @HuffPostPol
1:02pm Why IS CNN biased in favor of the Republicans anyway?
1:03pm Twitter - Liberal, CNN - Republican
1:06pm Vote in Central Florida!....And wait 7 FUCKING HOURS!
What a disgrace.
1:12pm [Dirty Trick Roadwork Ahead] Drive carefully.
1:19pm "Chess is such a difficult game. There's so many pieces." - Rivers
Cuomo
1:21pm @PresentTrunks Dyslexia stinks man!
1:27pm Why is Naruto a Republican? That's kind of messed up...
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2:32pm Hi, I'm Matt Bertsky. I like to advertise on the Adsense accounts
and tweetfeeds of people who hate me in real life. LIKE YOU!
2:47pm If you're so hell bent on "taking down me" which I know some of
you are, rest assured, I'll eventually take you down first,
2:50pm 2 Major Feud Wins and Counting...
3:08pm You SHOULD vote in Florida because the idiot governor
(REPUBLICAN) DOESN'T WANT YOU to vote! #Clever
3:16pm When Life Gives You Lemons....Use Twitter...
3:18pm Is every fucking person in the world going by the name J-insert-
syllable-here?
5:06pm The internet is fun and all, but let's not forget the INTERNET
was initially designed to be used as a communications weapon in case of
nukes
5:07pm Sure it's fun NOW, but it can also hurt people and destroy things
if misused. Logistically speaking. It's a Weapon Gone Good.
5:31pm #MemorablePhoneConversations: ME: "You know,
Maryanne...Mom. I'm definitely a democrat, but I think I'm pro life."
5:31pm BIRTH MOM: "Yeah, me too." ME: "Yup, that is how I was
born after all, by you BEING pro life." BIRTH MOM: "Yeah. I know"
5:35pm #MemorablePhoneConversations ME: Yeah, so it's good to get
to talk to you for the first time in my life, Mom, Maryanne.
5:35pm ME: Are you familiar with Barack Obama, the new president ?
BIRTH MOM: Yeah. And that's a DAMN good president! (laughs)
6:35pm What's my favorite kind of system? Why, the unstoppable
juggernaut system of course! Like the internet...
7:24pm Once you become a professional artist, and not just a kid who
loves to draw, the act of drawing suddenly becomes the schoolwork of
adulthood
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Tue Nov 6
12:25am One of my more recent comics joints: End Times - Pilot by JM
Strebler - http://t.co/6wPkSPc0
12:35am I tweeted it before but it bears repeating now http://
t.co/6wPkSPc0
12:39am Three tweets the charm? :D http://t.co/6wPkSPc0
12:41am @GeorgeKrstic @chrisprynoski @TitmouseInc you guys will
always be incredibly cool. Nothing you do collectively could ever turn out
that bad.
12:43am #MegasXLR #Kickstarter Git er done!!!!!
12:50am @GeorgeKrstic I always wondered if you guys were aware of
me and my stuff. But regardless...You're fucking right that's a good thing.
12:50am @GeorgeKrstic @TitmouseInc and JM animation (the other
studio, not mine of course are the underdogs of toons. I love that about
you guys!
12:51am @GeorgeKrstic It's like sports, animation nowadays. Your crew
gives me someone to root for. #MegasAllTheWay!
1:03am @GeorgeKrstic @chrisprynoski @TitmouseInc Since you guys
seem to listen to peeps, now that you have rights to XLR, will it ever be
on DVD?
1:06am Viz To Publish Neon Genesis Evangelion Worldwide November
2 http://t.co/G7FAtXu8 via @publisherswkly
1:16am @GeorgeKrstic I drew some of my own art inspired by stuff
like Gundam and the Megas mecha. Titmouse's designs of Megas always
inspired me..
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1:16am @GeorgeKrstic Here check out some of my art. It's from a
partially XLR inspired concept of a boy sorcerer who pilots a robot
named "H.U.I."
1:17am @GeorgeKrstic Cha-yek it! https://t.co/mA7IKBkJ
1:19am @GeorgeKrstic A lot of my portfolio's on that account. Feel free
to give input and feedback on the others too if you're feeling generous..
12:13pm The latest electoral vote estimate from @huffingtonpost has
Obama at 277, Romney at 191 http://t.co/X5cUwSeL via @huffpostpol
3:19pm "Just because you've got a microphone in front of you doesn't
mean you have to talk like you have something shoved up your nose" -
Dan Stone
11:19pm OBAMA WINS!!!!! AND OBAMA WINS!!!!!!! #ObamaWins
11:30pm O-BAM-A!! O-BAM-A!!! U S A!!! U S A!!!!
11:31pm SPEECH SPEECH!!!!
11:43pm I'm speechless. I just feel like the right guy won. I knew it!
Obama wins. #Obamawins
11:48pm Can We Do It Again??? YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN!
11:58pm I'd been praying this moment would come #Obama2012
Wed Nov 7
10:45am I never tweeted this when it was first released. I'll tweet it now
though....My first article and book press release http://t.co/MH4KB0ad
7:42pm Always remember the ones WITHOUT the power....
Thu Nov 8
3:23pm Word
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3:29pm Don't bother giving me a shout out. I'm smart enough to
appreciate paraphrasing by now.....Thanks for quoting me without
naming me though!
3:29pm Really just as good anyway.
3:39pm Watching Claymore for the second time. Great Cartoon.
3:53pm Sure. I'd love to sit here and lie and tell you I'm a "brand name
author", but due to the army of trolls out to prove how uncool I am,
nope.
3:54pm If you're name doesn't sell anything to anyone, why put it on
your book cover. No one's forcing you to...
3:56pm That's my legal name I use in court: "Manifesto Glossary"! Here,
want an autograph from or photo w/ Manifesto Glossary? Didn't think
so.
5:01pm Bram Stoker says, I'm a Sex Expert with a Degree!
Owlhowlhowlhowlhowlhowlhow
5:01pm #owhlhowlhowlhowlhowlhowlhow #owhlowlhowlhowlhow
5:06pm Conditions of my Parole ~ Puscifer http://t.co/34RXyEBk via
@amazon
5:49pm All I want for Christmas is World War II, is World War II, is
World War Il. And some slim fast.
5:57pm Give a sociopig with a knife enough slop, he'll return to the
scene of the crime...
6:30pm Getting a Raise next week. Probably Tuesday or so.
10:32pm "Does being an author who wrote a book make you famous?"
asked the aspiring author. "Well that depends. I published 5 BOOKS.
Am I FAMOUS?"
10:42pm Nobody's buying books anymore. They're too busy using
YouTube and Twitter...
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10:43pm Nobody's buying DVDs anymore. Too busy using YouTube and
tweeting what they already own...
10:45pm Nobody's buying comics anymore. They're too addicted to
loitering on DeviantART
10:50pm No one in television is bothering to create NEW shows. They're
to crack-addicted to watching Family Guy, Phineas and Ferb, and
Spongebob.
10:51pm No one's creating Art anymore. Too addicted to the anime on
DeviantART. I could go on about what's distracting people.
10:51pm I won't though. Adult Swim is on! Yay!
10:54pm These people who PROVIDE THE DISTRACTION FROM
ACTUAL WORK are doing pretty well for themselves.
10:55pm You [the one paying their BILLS on the other hand], are not.
Fri Nov 9
4:46pm Sure, I'd LOVE to do a show. But you see the thing is, current
TV is more than a little evil, unentertaining, greedy, and corrupt.
4:46pm I am not. We would share no common ground. TV hardly EVER
does the right thing. I always do. No common ground. Sorry.
4:48pm TV isn't real art either. Anonymous committee imagery doesn't
actually qualify as art. It all feels more than a little fake or "phony"
5:00pm Art is something that's ILLUSTRATED. Something that's
HAND DRAWN. SOMETHING CREATED BY ONE INDIVIDUAL.
5:01pm Committee made TV (that would be all of it) never has and
never will be art.
5:01pm It's a corporate sales tool. NOTHING more. Unless we're
talking about the production art itself. Books are art. NOT TV Shows.
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5:12pm Pen and Ink, Painting, Indie Comics, Manga, Illustration,
Conceptual Design, Architectural Design, Technical Drawings. THAT...is
art.
5:12pm Because 1 voice and vision went into it. If you pick up a pen or
pencil to draw, you're AUTOMATICALLY a better artist
5:12pm than ANY of the Family Guy producers. By Default.
5:13pm They don't draw SHIT. They produce a committee made show,
which by its nature disqualifies it from being actual REAL art. By
default.
5:23pm Wait, HOW are you supposed to rape someone again. I don't
know how the whole rape thing works. HOW do you rape somebody
again.
5:23pm You need to be aggressive, right? Wow, I'm glad I'm not THAT
angry.
5:36pm Dear Mr. Journalist, Feel Free to explain the whole "rape thing"
when you talk about it.
5:36pm If OJ can tell us how he killed his wife, I'm sure you can explain
the act of RAPE. Have fun with it.
6:32pm Don't come cryin' to me Bryan. You're diapers belong to you, not
anyone else.
Sat Nov 10
12:03pm Currently, the highest selling comic book / manga series in the
world is.....[drum roll please]...ONE PIECE!!!
12:06pm One Piece is the highest selling manga series of all time, with
around 280 million books sold.
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3:27pm Thunder-Lightning Media : The Best Way to Improve at
Drawing is Repetition... http://t.co/Ywzn9zid
9:41pm I'm not conceited enough to paint any kind of deceptive picture
of my rivals and enemies being "Powerless"
9:41pm Only suckers would believe that. And only suckers believe
it when my competition says that exact thing about me. NOBODY is
power"less".
9:42pm The internet gives pretty much everybody SOME form of power.
Whether or not they're AWARE OF their own power is another thing
entirely.
9:47pm Y'know, I really should BAN him...before he makes an even
BIGGER egomaniacal asshole out of himself and becomes a REAL
spectacle.
Sun Nov 11
1:35pm UNFORTUNATELY, NO. I'm NOT the only one who sees that,
people talking trash or whatever.
1:50pm As if making it into the animation and anime history books
wasn't enough!....
1:50pm you wanna give me credit card offers in the mail on top of it!?
Awwww, you shouldn't have...
2:13pm I really don't know what's more off-Putting: The clones
deformed and mentally incapacitated behaviors...
2:13pm ..or the fact that he's convinced himself he actually looks
anything LIKE YOU in real life. #fraud
4:05pm Why didn't he get the gold or silver metal, you ask? I have a
better question..
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4:05pm .Where the heck is the gold or silver medal just for trying?
4:06pm Trying is worthy of many medals too...
4:16pm Email and Twitter are the slot machine of online human
socialization. "All right! Who will I be communicating with today?!"
#enjoyment
Mon Nov 12
4:44pm The way I see it, friend-enemies / love hate relationships are the
most rank of all bullshits. Either you're my friend or your an enemy.
4:44pm I don't accept "both"
Tue Nov 13
5:47pm Don't blame Seth for Family Guy! He probably got molested at 5
or something which is why he whines so much.
5:48pm Don't you know molested pre-schoolers (like Seth) can't make
good TV? It's NOT HIS FAULT! Lay off people!
7:03pm Got a couple scam websites and TV shows I'm gonna be funding
with some chumps likeness. What was your name again??
7:25pm "Many crimes require the use of an unblemished identity, and
for that reason they've become a major "black market commodity"
#iSafetyTips
7:26pm "But you people don't underSTAND! I'm an innocent
wholesome MAN!" "Good, we can USE that, as part of our criminal
scheme/scam!"
7:45pm Uh oh! Joker Posse on the Offensive again! Better watch your
back! #ThankYouBatman
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7:52pm Wellll. 40% of the time being accurate in my payments is better
than evading paying my employees ALL of the time,
7:53pm plotting ways to rip the competition off, with numerous acts of
public sabotage is so FATIGUING!!!! I bend over BACKWARDS For u
people!!!
7:59pm A Banana CREAM PIE IN THE FACE? srsly?? I expected
BETTER from Batman's most Sociopathic enemy...I really did.
8:07pm According to the Sex History Page on Wikipedia, the act of
casual sex was invented by Thomas Jefferson to promote News in the
year 2002
8:09pm That should clear a few things about the mysteries of civilization
up, like the War of 1812.
8:12pm "Dexter's Laboratory"?? Please. Horrible new show. We all know
that shows REAL title is "Sexter's Laboratory". What a bunch purvs huh
huh.
8:25pm I have your arrest records and felony charges printed out from
the web and sitting here with me.
8:25pm JAY walking?? Weed smoking?? Tax EVASION! YOU'VE
committed some serious mental offenses. END injustice !! [watch yo
BACK, foo!!!"] heh heh.
Wed Nov 14
2:03pm By the time you DO achieve your goals, you'll be too fatigued
and overwhelmed to brag about it to competitors...
2:04pm .....By the time you CAN say "I told you so", you'll be too worn
out to do anything like that.
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Fri Nov 16
12:41am There, see? I'M not AFRAID of talking smack to the NEWS!
You's a bitch ass punk, Mr. News!
3:37pm I'm not dumb. I know there's a whole lotta animation artists, out
there in the world who draw a lot better than me. And I WANNA HIRE
THEM!!!
5:25pm Back in 95, I thought anime'd become POPULAR. I didn't think
it'd become THAT POPULAR!!!
5:37pm If I HAD followed in my Father's footsteps, I'd be: A Trappist
Monk, or a Michigan automotive factory worker. Naw I'd rather draw
cartoons
8:45pm Made a cumulative amount of $43 in profit from Adsense, so far
in total.
Sat Nov 17
4:37pm So, if the clone DOESN'T actually resemble me (which it never
did to begin with), we can assume they DON'T know what I look like
currently?
4:49pm The World has currently handed me:....$0.24! Hooray!
Sun Nov 18
2:38pm so the MORAL of this story is, if you want to have a sex life,
with the ladies, DON'T PLAY WITH BRYAN! He's hated by all girls,
pretty much
2:50pm Never send a cocaine snorting Hitler to Florida. Whoops. I
MEANT to say "Hawaii"...
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4:08pm Well, if you DON'T LIKE ME, I suppose you could, oh, I
dunno, GET FEATURED AS THE ANTAGONIST OF A HOMICIDE
CRIME ARTICLE.
4:08pm That'll steal my thunder! #Good4U!
4:49pm Oh boy! MORE online photofraud SHIT from ASIAN
sociopaths who fail at their romantic lives....! Can't wait!
4:53pm Suuure you'll steal my girlfriend. Just as soon as you leave your
fucking COMPUTER for once in your 12 year old LIFE!
5:46pm Never befriend ANYONE with a perpetual frown. Chances are
your "friend" is a serial killer.
6:00pm Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Uhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....Urrrrrr!!!
Fwubawubadingdongdalangdangdun!!!
6:00pm Wow, he looks just like you! I think he's your cousin!
6:38pm Surely SOME girls actually want to fuck SpongeBob. How about
it girls in my brothel? Shove of hands?
6:38pm Anyone want to have sex w/ Spongebob. NO??? There's a
shocker...Apparently spongebob is an anti-aphrodisiac.
8:28pm There's a difference between being a cartoonist, and being
a cartoonist...with rivals and enemies. That latter type encompasses
STRESS.
Tue Nov 20
12:46am Why, I would NEVER!...
12:46am Yeah, I'd never....hang out pretty much ANYwhere with a guy
whose hair is that curly.
8:51pm Cybeerbully-a Dramatica Wussica
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Wed Nov 21
12:53pm J.M. COMICS & Animation: Let's Watch Television!
That's Always Fun. http://t.co/FTDcIaUi
9:38pm Heeelp!!! I'm trapped in a TV Camera shot. I'm the guy who
looks REALLY FAT and BLOATED on screen,
9:38pm and my eyes are the ones with the spirits of Swastika's trapped in
them. Can't miss it!
Thu Nov 22
10:55pm #Naruto #Toonami2012
11:17pm Holidays definitely slow me down a bit. Wait, that's pretty much
everybody, isn't it? #Thanksgiving #Winter #HolidayHiatuses
11:29pm #MentionSomeoneYoureThankfulFor Ted Turner
#CartoonNetwork and Sean Akins #Toonami, for giving me something
to aspire to in my career
11:41pm Though the art is obviously minimalist, Regular Show has a
winning story formula.
11:41pm Half of it's hanging out and merriment, the other half's weird
surrealist action-adventure. BAM! Fun/hilarious to watch every time!
11:56pm JM: Anime-Influenced Things http://t.co/bQ6amHAL
Fri Nov 23
5:09pm I was but a mere 69 years old when I learned I was the ONLY
PERSON IN AMERICA who looks at porn. Oh no! Who ELSE does it.
Certainly not YOU!
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5:26pm That's a big Ten Fuck You's, Good Bully. Breaker Breaker One
Sixty Niner.
5:36pm It's not the fact that Andrew's a HOMOPHOBE that's the
problem. It's the fact that he uses it as a shield to hate on people.
5:48pm Art Teachers that hate on Japanese artists, and a Brother that
hates on "perverts" (i.e. the gays in this instance.
5:48pm Wish I COULD say that's "cool". But it's not. It's incredibly
UNcool
5:52pm Seriously. Adventure Time. Are you SHITTING ME!!!??? Why
DO you hate perverts anyway, Finn???
5:58pm Much as Finn hates this fact, people who wear Rainbow wigs
everyday are people, too, you bigot.
6:01pm How do you know Rainbow Wigs are evil anyway? Do you even
bother to TALK TO people who wear rainbow wigs,
6:01pm or do you just want to eradicate the mongrel race?
6:02pm Jesus told you too. That's funny, Jesus talks to me too. He told
me "love thy neighbor" Pretty sure he doesn't want you to be a Nazi bigot.
6:07pm Because we all know homos in rainbow wigs are "more"
aggressive than bigots and zealots waving torches and shotguns in
suburbia somewhere
6:08pm What gave it away anyway? The WEAPONS And TORCHES?
6:21pm Hey I look GREAT on your COMPUTER. Send me fanart of
that shit ASAP!!!!
6:22pm Thanks Bro. Always appreciate the support. I hear I look Good.
Keep away time! Yaaay!!!!
6:23pm Tag(ged), Ur it!!!1111
6:24pm How smart you are. What's your annual salary. Let's have our
lawyers do lunch sometime....Since you're so OPEN to share.
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6:26pm Clearly you've got a lot of ethical entrepreneurial savvy. Yeah,
how do you, I mean your prices, GO SO LOW anyway??
6:31pm YOU TOO can purchase a copy. OK, I'll rephrase, you can buy
some of my bullshit, but only if its one they HATE. No nice product.
Sorry!
Sat Nov 24
7:37am My LinkedIn Profile -- http://t.co/P7qmBtXC
9:01am Tv: Japan Successfully Broadcasts an 8K Signal Over the Air:
Prepare To Upgrade Your TVs Again - @Gizmodo http://t.co/nVBI1tgr
11:06am LinkedIn is such a cool site. THIS critic gives it 2 thumbs up.
11:06am I got like 3 free trade magazine subscriptions (at LEAST $60-
$100 worth) just for being a member.
2:59pm I'm CONSTANTLY dehydrated. If I'm going to be at all
productive at work, I need to be hydrated. By both water and soda. Love
the drinks.
3:57pm Ven days truh-bull yoo no hoo to cole!!! Self-Liteous Titans.
Self-Righteous Titans, GO!
4:05pm #ShaggynScooby Greatest gay couple in the history of television
animation. Way more than Mr. Smithers.
4:07pm #DanVS Look, Dan. You're funny, and you say "witty" things.
We've established that, but you're kind of more BITCH than badass.
4:25pm JM - "INFLUENCER OF THE INFLUENTIAL": How to Draw
MY BRAND of HIGH FANTASY..... http://t.co/WhM8Z63a
7:11pm JM - How Computers and the Internet Will KILL TV.....and
Deservedly So....Eventually... http://t.co/eZ39AqVL
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Sun Nov 25
12:13am Militant.jpg - https://t.co/JdBz8uA1
12:25am Watchin' Toonami. #Toonami #Aizen Aizen is such an
AWESOME CHARACTER. Well, him and Jack Skellington :D
12:30am #Toonami #BleachVillains Such Cool badass characters. I'm
rooting for them! More than the good guys, that's for sure.
12:36am @GeorgeKrstic #BringBackMegasXLR @TitmouseInc
@chrisprynoski @blumspew Let's get em ALL Back Together! I approve
this message....
1:01am My favorite Adult Swim commercial. The one where the autistic
guys goes into the video game store, balks at getting "9 BUCKS BACK!",
1:01am and wrecks up the join. Silly Autistic freaks. Hee hee.
1:13pm JM - "INFLUENCER OF THE INFLUENTIAL": About
copyright, YouTube, and originality. http://t.co/s2h7DDMP
3:00pm I wonder how my Wikiographer became so prolific.
3:16pm I'm an entrepreneur and capitalist, no doubt. MOST PEOPLE
working in media are, INCLUDING people WORKING FOR FREE.
3:16pm People online only work for free because no one's giving them a
choice or chance to earn and do otherwise. #DUH!
3:18pm I'm a capitalist and entrepreneur, and therefore I strongly
believe...
3:19pm the only people "opposed to" profiting from online work are the
ones who DON'T profit, or Don't know how to. #Duh!
3:19pm It comes down to having bad business skills if you ARE
"opposed" to making money...
3:19pm You're probably not really. You just DON'T KNOW HOW to
sell or make a profit..
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4:20pm Staff, Employees, Fans and Followers: "But Jay! We love you,
but they keep trying to turn us into "The Bad Guys!" It's an Outrage!
4:21pm Followers: "They're trying to make us bad guys. What do we do!"
Jay, The Leader: "Simple. Root for the bad guys, since "they're US" "
4:38pm That's the first local cybercafe I've ever seen driving around
town. Great!
4:56pm Dear Satelite Cable TV: U LIE!! DON'T mislabel the cartoon
episode
4:56pm by saying THAT EPISODE was release in "2005" when you re-
edited it 5 MINUTES AGO!!! FUCKERS!
5:05pm Yah Yah Yah Yah Yippy Yippy Yah Yah, almost Re-edited
Animals! At the Banana Cabana you're editing WON'T BE MISSED
Wed Nov 28
6:40pm You KNOW, ya never really know how DIFFICULT it is to
actually attempt that kind of thing in REAL LIFE. Well, until I TRY IT
anyway. ha ha!
7:31pm You know, if some group of masterminds WEREN'T hiding
behind the operation like cowards every single time, I...
7:31pm ..probably WOULDN'T pursue it so aggressively. Seeing as I'm
somewhat of an investigator.
9:59pm Upload Updates (From The Modern Master: New Tech
[Concept] Unveiled...Coming to YouTube, i... http://t.co/LcqHIe2B
Thu Nov 29
9:19am I LOVE IT when my stuff gets SHOUT OUTS! It's what I LIVE
FOR!!!!
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9:35am I love this guy's name he used for some reason...http://t.co/
v1NbEnxb
10:23am Upload Updates (From The Modern Master): Fashion Sense
http://t.co/FagAuloS
10:45am Yeah I was writing about that in my blog today. The Japanese
and Chinese are clearly not big fans of writing everything down.
10:45am Not that that's a "bad" thing. It's just their cultural style.
10:46am More has been written to DOCUMENT and CATEGORIZE
and CHRONICLE the success of anime/manga..
10:46am ...than has been written to actually create it as an industry....
10:50am One thing I didn't realize about Hollywood and Asian cinema
was that....
10:50am the people who actually write ABOUT IT (Journalism)
outnumber the people who write THE STORIES (Screenwriters) almost
100 to 1
5:04pm Oh, so now you wanna FILL THE AIR WITH NOISE...? Sure,
let's all do that...I'll get right on it.
5:13pm Really? So tell me. Who said I WAS LOW ENOUGH to fight
you anyway?
5:20pm My response? WALL-E, man. WALL-E. That's my biting
response to EVERYTHING. Let's go to a theme park!!!!!
5:25pm Ah Boomerang, ah "classics" Let us be thankful to the Lord
Above that Jonny Test and Hannah Barbera taught us all a valuable
lesson.
5:25pm That's it's okay to hate on foreigners and foreign nations. Just as
long as you do it on TV in 1965....
5:26pm Whoops, I meant Jonny QUEST. Same garbage.
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5:29pm Uh oh! We've got our head stuck in our rectum and viewership
committed a 30% suicide drop. What'll we do. I know! Let's use even
MORE CLONES
5:31pm No one believes in the guy we're cloning. NO ONE knows
who that guy is. That's why copying him a million times again is more
effective.
5:31pm It's a "science and technology" thing only our top researcher
know about. We're SO ON THAT!
5:43pm "The Internet Is not Your friend, Hollywood" - The Inside
Douchebag. Yeah, I'll be sure to tell that to my BILLIONS of YouTube
fans/viewers.
5:49pm "Billions of viewers/fans, huh. Commence Operation. Start the
Anti-YouTube TV PROPAGANDA NOW!"
5:49pm Oh wait, that's right! American PR only works in AMERICA,
not JAPAN, CHINA, and EUROPE like MY network does, to name
some. What a shame.
6:03pm "Execs must master data analytics" Well, knowing your audience
is important, but if I had to say what my formula for success for far was,
6:03pm I'd say it's not so much complex number crunching (which I
often do also) as it is hand picking my favorite shit in my PRIVATE
collection
6:04pm and just broadcasting it, getting my favorite shit out there, on my
platform. That's what Toonami did.
6:28pm Upload Updates (From The Modern Master): How to Get a
Larger Audience on Blogger (From a Co... http://t.co/N3zhufV1
6:35pm I LIKE when my gal pals make erotic photography of
themselves. Well, when those panties are primarily for ME anyway..
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6:52pm I LOVE disrupting Pokemon Episodes when Team Rocket
Appears. I'm the greatest heckler in the world.
6:52pm "An evil as old as the galaxy, sent here to...." "SHOW US THEM
TITTIES, JESSE!!!!!"
7:44pm Hey, lookit THAT. I gotta super model in my creepy foul
smelling clutches again. I haven't had THIS MUCH luck since art school
in Miami!
8:26pm "You's ah superstar boy, why you still up in the Hood!" - Ludacris
"Rollout (My Bizness)"
8:40pm Making the same amount of earnings in half the amount of time
since last time I made money. So....I'm good.
8:43pm @KellySanter "spotted your tweet on entrepreneur" -- really??
I wasn't even aware this happened! Can you send a link so I have some
"proof"?
Fri Nov 30
1:04am Upload Updates (From The Modern Master): Animation Race
Card, Till recently... http://t.co/xkUPdPbm
2:26am Um, yeah, hai Tokyo retailers. Do you have anything, oh I
dunno, manga, that DOESN'T have pink panties and a vagina in it.
Like...war stuff?
Sun Dec 2
1:28pm The people who steal my ideas, creative vision, and credit for
my style. I don't MEAN TO sting them to death for that. It just sorta
HAPPENS
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3:30pm It wouldn't really be "wrong" to say I care about money more
than anything, especially family and social activity. Because I DO like $
more.
3:43pm I'm not particularly fortunate or UNfortunate. Good things
AND Bad shit don't happen to me anywhere near the level it happens to
"The Other"
3:51pm Nothing happens to me. That means, YEAH, shit IS
HAPPENING to you. NOT ME. You're RIGHT. It is happening to
THEM. Technically THAT' ISN'T ME
3:59pm Moving back in @ parents house: Best thing to ever happen to
my sex life. It killed it off. I glad family is the opposite of an aphrodisiac.
4:00pm sex is annoying anyway. No big loss really.
4:05pm Oh boy, ANOTHER episode of "women won't touch you if you
watch this show"!
4:34pm Earning money is literally a fight, for some people. Technically
I'm also one of those people. Oh well....
6:38pm Made $90. By force. Heh. Who DOESN'T love making money
by force? That bitch gonna PAY what he owe!
8:56pm I'm a author and writer-artist, definitely. But productivity-wise,
I'm a very prolific writer but only a SORT OF prolific artist.
8:59pm Am a prolific diarist and sketchbooker, but am only sort of
productive at comics, novels, and screenwriting...
9:01pm My philosophy is "suck at everything, not just a few things..."
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Mon Dec 3
5:50pm Not at ALL worried about the quality of my comics. My
audience is so big by now, no matter WHAT I Do it'll dissapoint
SOMEbody. I do my best
7:11pm Be sure to aim for the top [So others can "rank" you at the
BOTTOM!]
8:04pm Yeah, people with their own shows? They tend to be asshole
egomaniacs. But who wouldn't be when that much POWER is just
GIVEN to you?
8:05pm But you didn't hear that from me.....Struggling people have a
humility successful people will NEVER EVER have. They don't have a
choice.
8:53pm Technically I do a lotta work for free, no money, nothing. The
only actual money I do make is social security,
8:53pm and that's 100% purely because of how much my parents are
convinced showbusiness made me lose my sanity. They never DID
believe in my career
9:32pm #JMTWEETWATCHTWENTY12 DUN DUN DUN!!!
9:36pm Actually, being noticed by others online is pretty cool.
Sometimes people do say negative stuff....
9:36pm but it's hard to complain that you actually DO HAVE an
audience...
9:41pm If it feels like some fat, sweaty pedo-like journalist sitting in a
newsroom somewhere
9:41pm can take advantage of it as info, in defiance of state
law....Probably best not to TWEET it.
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9:58pm Sorry, but FaceBook in and OF ITSELF isn't an "alibi". You'd be
stupid to actually think it was....
10:04pm Truth is, a LOTTA UGLY people with mugshots seem to view
either TV, Facebook, and MESSAGE BOARDS as an "alibi for their
crimes". #Stupidity
10:10pm Yeah, I'm just gonna kick back and hide behind my broadcasted
SLANDER and violent sociopathic acts...
10:10pm that I'm gonna WRITE OUT AND PROMOTE, publicly,
online,..IN GRAVE DETAIL. Get it? GRAVE?
10:12pm If I hide my crimes and slanderous venom in PLAIN sight,
maybe I'll GET LUCKY and people will think I'm just a comedian/
troll....#Stupidity
10:23pm Well, since you're the kinda guy who can ALWAYS HERE ME
TALKING AND TREATS ME LIKE I'm INVISIBLE, UNLESS HE
WANTS TO INSULT ME,
10:23pm I'm just gonna say what other people are thinking: You're a
dickish DOUCHE. There. Glad THAT's out of my system....
10:40pm Oh wow, would you look at that. He posted his suicide note on
his live journal and college freshmen online treat it like it's funny!
10:40pm There IS a GOD!!!....
10:40pm HAW HAW HAW! Fuckface.
10:57pm No matter WHAT entertainment career you aspire to, always
remember, in every field
10:58pm there's always that one to four spoiled rotten man/womanchild
BRAT
10:58pm who gets there first, takes his/her title for granted, and smears
SHIT in your face about said upstage.
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10:59pm Best to take that shitsmear in stride. People WILL remember
that about them, that they don't know how to play nice with anyone,
10:59pm ESPECIALLY "subordinates".
11:02pm #WorkingWithJapan timezone, language. Things to keep in
mind....
11:04pm #JapaneseFanart God I love that stuff!
11:07pm When you spend a lot of time designing your characters, if
you're any good as a designer, while it may not be credited to you,
11:07pm you WILL SEE a lotta worldwide fanart online...Well, that's
MY experience anyway...
11:08pm Even if you aren't credited for inspiring people, you've got to
take fan enthusiasm in stride.
11:10pm It's a powerful thing. It's the entire foundation of shonen
manga worldwise and otherwise.
11:10pm It's not like your favorite manga-ka namedrops either.
11:14pm Here's what I learned about graphic novels....They're only
possible if they're worked on daily or near daily in small increments.
11:15pm Why else would all the graphic novels have 300 chapters? Most
are an accumulation of individual comic book issues, done over time....
11:16pm The Journey of A Thousand Miles Begins With One Step, and
all that Jazz...But popularity also factors in.
11:16pm In Japan, the only long series are the ones that had readers....
11:19pm Half the time, if I'm thinking something, I don't even need to
say shit to know people are AWARE of it....
11:20pm See, you SEE Amanda Cosgrove, but you THINK "Plastic
Surgery" of course. Duh!
11:27pm You See Family Guy, and You THINK "Balls on Chin."
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11:27pm You See ME, and you think "Non-union member who's not
getting paid anything at the end of the day" See??? It all evens out!
11:40pm Y'know.......Now I've never actually SEEN Santa, but I hear
(from very "credible" sources) The man's got a HUGE WANG....
11:42pm Where do I pay money to watch a historic Santa wang video? I
just GOTS tah see me Santa's WANG!! Tastey! I'll pay TOP DOLLAR!
11:44pm I know he gives me free stuff, so I gotta know more about the
man!
11:45pm I know he's on TV every christmas, but that MEANS
NOTHING!
11:46pm Santa's REAL! He's not a rumor. He's not made up. I saw him
at the MALL. I HAVE PROOF! BASTARDS!!! How dare you question
my mall sources.
11:51pm LOVE YOU, SANTA! Please don't stop being real. If you did,
I'd have nothing to look forward to during the holiday season....
11:52pm I'm a girl, by the way, so you know I'm not a man...
Tue Dec 4
12:46am Hmmm. There are a million conspiracy websites about it, but
no official source. So IT MUST BE TRUE!!! http://t.co/JwaGpmu2
12:54am I can see the title now. "The Mind Reading Continent" See
previous tweetlink if you have no clue what I'm talking about.
1:02am Anime gurlz. Awww yeah. They know what you want. They know
what's on yer mind [literally]. They'll give ya what u want lulz.
7:58am Hey, I can't wait to work!...and watch the OTHER GUY get
congratulated for what I DID....THAT'S always FUN! Yes, it definitely IS
bullshit.
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8:03am Truthfully, if that wasn't the case, I WOULD do more work, but
if other people are gonna keep STEALING CREDIT,
8:04am they can learn to do THEIR OWN FUCKING WORK....FOR
A CHANGE
8:07am I don't take credit for their laziness, so why do they want to take
credit for my labor? Oh wait, they want to look "as important as me".
8:07am I forgot.
8:09am Probably my most infamous art habit is, I leave everything on the
first draft, then abandon it. I never revise anything. Just all improvised
8:10am I've done plenty of horrible sketches that could be just as good as
any of my most famous illustrations if only I redrew them 4-5 times..
8:12am I have no editor-producer breathing down the back of my neck,
so I tend to forget to put more effort into my daily routine, or to redraw
it
8:18am Most comics are either all dialogue talkie scene storytelling or all
action artwork dynamic storytelling. I've tried to find a 50/50 balance
8:18am ....But it ain't easy!
8:21am Pacing and rhythm are important in comics, but few people
master it. I can fill up a sketchbook too.
8:21am What's not easy is making a creative talk-fight-talk-fight DBZ-
like martial choreography/dialogue rhythm.
8:27am Hurricanes, still writing, city crime on the rise, still writing,
global warming, still writing.
8:27am Watching celebrities have a scandal, still writing. Barrage of
stalkers, still writing, Presidential election, still writing
8:27am I'm like the U.S. mail system, but with writing work instead..
8:29am I wish I could say my drawing habits had that kind of stonewall
fortitude my writing habits are famous for. Still working on it..I guess.
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8:32am There's a reason for this. A REASON why my writing has
fortitude, but my drawing process doesn't. I just need to use psychology
to find out
8:34am My writing isn't driven by emotions. It's driven by compulsion,
analysis, and habit. It's easier to do without thinking...
8:34am .I DRAW without trying or thinking like I do writing, it's a
different story. Looks like shit....
8:34am My drawing process is emotional in nature, and this world can
EASILY disrupt MY emotions...
8:36am For me (can't speak for others), it's harder to draw under
harsh conditions than write under them. And my life has a ton of harsh
conditions
8:38am Their Different Beasts. My art has more power than my writing,
in terms of emotional impact anyway.
8:58am Conceptual Design: Storyboard to a Mythology
9:01am I've always wanted to create my own Mythology-Franchise, and
with my comic book universe, it appears I was able to.
9:01am Mythopeia...I'm very inspired by George Lucas, Joseph
Campbell, and Tolkien
9:03am I kind of, subconsciously, asked the question, what would
happen if artists like Tim Burton, Moebius, and Hiroaki Samura drew
mythopoeia
9:07am Artists like Burton and Moebius worked from the dreamlike and
unconscious imagination.
9:07am George Lucas and Tolkien draw from the transconscious Which
makes sense.
9:08am Art draws from the subconsciousness. Literature draws from the
collective consciousness.
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9:10am Art draws from the mind, especially expressionism and the
abstract. Literature, like mythology and the bible wants to create a BIG
PICTURE.
9:14am Mythopoeia. Silhouettes, Notan, Wuxia, Stream of Conscious.
Improvisation. Cyberpunk, Expressionism, Dark Fantasy, Science-
Fantasy.
9:15am I prefer the strange, the weird, the unexplored, and the
uncharted to the normal and conventional, any day of the week.
9:33am I was not a NORMAL 17 year old, by any means. I remember
the only thing I ever talked about and did at 17 and 18 in high school...
9:34am was read science and philosophy books, write in a journal, and
draw my own made up cartoons.
9:34am Ken Wilber, Jean-Paul Sartre, The Dalai Lama, Martin
Heidegger, Ayn Rand,
9:35am Nietzsche, Immanuel Kant, Rene Descartes, Richard Dawkins,
Albert Einstein, Brian Greene, Gerald Eidelman. I read them all,
obsessively
9:57am Why did I read so much philosophy as a teen. Certainly not to
prove anything.
9:57am Philosophy and avant garde is a therapeutic distraction from the
overwhelming stupidity of almost all other mediums.
10:01am There is a LOT of stupidity in the world. Especially if you ARE
a genius. Most geniuses are depressed BECAUSE everyone else is an
idiot
10:19am I like how John Woo is famous for action movies, but actually
trained to be a minister originally...
10:21am As for me, I'm actually very well read...for a guy who beats
people up on page and screen for a living...
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10:27am Most of the time, when I choose to go into a profession or field,
I go into it on my own terms, because I DO want revolution and change...
10:28am I went into the action cartoon genre as a thoughtful author and
writer precisely BECAUSE people traditionally consider action to be
"dumb".
10:30am I like to draw hyper-dense production design for animation
because most animation production design in America can't get density
right...
10:30am I get caught up in enjoying a challenge. I don't WANT my job
to easy. Not subconsciously anyway...
10:33am Well, they DID think action cinema was dumb. After people
like Tarantino and myself, not so much recently.
10:43am Japanese, French, and Chinese cinema has been combining
action with sentimentality and visual-choreographic intelligence ...
10:43am for DECADES. That's part of why their cinema IS so
respected....But it's relatively new to the United States.
10:43am The films that changed that vision were Reservoir Dogs, Pulp
Fiction, Fight Club, and The Matrix.
10:54am It was heroic bloodshed and certain French New Wave films
that paved the way for the innovative 90s action films.
10:54am It was ultimately "Heroic Bloodshed" that made it okay to shed
a tear while reciting Shakespeare with a .45 in each hand.
11:49am I haven't had the opportunity to train and work under the best
conditions. Actually, they're some of the WORST conditions.
11:49am And yet, I'm technically the only one who's capable of my
caliber of creative vision....
11:49am So even though I don't like working in these kind of conditions,
working is too worthwhile to quit doing.
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11:50am No one else is capable of replicating or "faking" my level of
style....
11:51am In other words, my talent is exclusive to me. Less than 1% of
the population has my level of visionary ability
11:59am Like a lot of historic people's biographies, my life story is quite
a bit fucked up and filled with fucked up people,
12:00pm but my creative ability speaks for itself...I brag because I AM
that good, and not the least bit ashamed of it...
3:31pm #TheArtofPatience, #TheArtofRestraint. Number of pages of
art I drew between begin of Oct. and December (so far): 180 pages.
3:31pm Number of those pages I published online during that time: 1
3:34pm Okay, I lied. Maybe I actually published 2 to 3, INSTEAD OF 1.
Close enough. Point is you don't always need to show off your work every
time
10:09pm I could get a whole LOT, a SHITLOAD of multimillions from
suing the fuck out of Facebook. Nah, let's just leave that option option
10:12pm Too much wannabe porn faggotry happenin over at Facebook.
Seriously.
10:13pm I knew there was a reason that's the only Web 2.0 site I DON'T
TRUST. It be creepin.
10:37pm ZombieBook: BRAAAAAINNNNSSS. That sites gonna be as
dead as MySpace in 10 years. Mark my words.
11:07pm Man, I wish I HAD one of the most infamous sites in internet
history instead of YouTube. That would be SO BETTER! Oh wait. No it
woudn't
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Wed Dec 5
4:52pm "WHY DO YOU HATE EVERYTHING!!!!!????" "Why?
Because EVERYTHING SUCKS!"
5:34pm My glorious career being a contributor to a TV Show
(AnimeTV) was an amazing time...for the 2 seconds it lasted for, before
they FIRED me...
Thu Dec 6
1:53pm If an art teacher ever tries to fill you're head with gobbledeegook
like "All drawings are constructed with only circles and cute curves"...
1:53pm ...You need to get a new art teacher. Stat.
1:55pm The only thing constructing every drawing with circles will get
you is a crappy assed drawing of Mickey Mouse...
1:56pm To do REAL art, you need to follow your own visual intuition.
NOT "The Disney Way"....
2:04pm Whether your drawing superheroes, manga, or indie comics
and goth comics, every form, line, and shape needs to be represented
individually
3:49pm Sorry, I don't HAVE a FaceBook account. And I never will.
Those guys are MORE THAN A LITTLE evil.
3:56pm If I AM on facebook, it's DEFINITELY not with my knowledge,
awareness, permission or concent.
3:56pm You should probably report the page host to the police if you
DO see me there.
4:26pm New List: "This is how much of a unpaid work and time-rape I
have to deal with / how much bullshit I put up with from other people".
4:28pm I can assure you, it's one long fucking list.
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4:35pm Go on, keep showing me your dick n' balls online Mark
Zuckerberg, keep doing it, I will castrate your rich boy ass....
4:43pm y'know, if you don't want me to follow you anymore, you can just
SAY SO....Jason..
4:43pm Not very good at REAL communication, are you...
5:13pm BITCH! I CREATED Murderface. And now I'm touring with a
serial murderer. Whoops...
5:19pm Today is national TREAT YOUR FANS, AUDIENCE, AND
FOLLOWERS LIKE THEY AIN'T WORTH SHIT IN YOUR EYES
day. Yay!
7:08pm I'm a big picture thinker. That's probably why my concern for
others is LIMITED at best. Well, do unto others. I pretty much already
do that
7:51pm PSP - Late to that party, like usual Beeyatch!
9:14pm TIME Article: AUTISM. The New "Bitch, You Retarded"?
YOU DECIDE...
Fri Dec 7
2:00pm @hirocky007 thank you very much for the follow! Right back
atcha!
2:42pm Why whatEVER could you MEAN, Mr. Headline Author?
2:49pm On Twitter, you're NOBODY...UNTIL you get Retweeted by 20
to 50 Minions of course!
2:55pm Pay No Attention to the Apocalypse happening in the
background of my article. It keeps trying to encroach on my limelight for
some reason...
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2:59pm #IAmTheONLYOne #EverythingElseIsRippedOff
#NeverForgetThat
3:01pm #EasiestWayToBecomeHated? #JustRipMeOff
3:04pm Don't BECOME me just because you're out to prove you're my
"biggest fan". If you're copying everything I do, you aren't really a fan..
3:05pm I'm not going to respect you just for trying to "prove" "you're
me". Actually, it will result in the OPPOSITE of me respecting you...
Mon Dec 10
5:50pm #WhyTheInternetIsCool Online you can have ANY female you
WANT!.....Until you log off, of course...
Tue Dec 11
4:25pm Looks like Satan stole my face and good name again. I apologize
about that.
8:43pm That's funny, I don't seem to earn anywhere NEAR as much
when I....speak out loud ever, about ANYthing...how odd.
8:50pm Actually, I'm pretty sure I don't earn ANYTHING when I speak
about.....ANYTHING.
9:04pm Make a wish when you blow out your birthday candles, but it
won't come true unless u write it down with a hashtag or tweetlink!
Wed Dec 12
2:56pm Trojan Note....From the Maker(s) of Death Note.
4:13pm Yes, I'd like to start a bank account. My name's Mr. Robb U.
Blinde
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4:15pm Email Address ScamU@ScamWow.com
4:20pm Best way to become a celebrity? Well, you can always leave your
windows open...As someone is always prying....
4:27pm So what do we do about the whole..."news spy thing" anyway?
4:28pm Love you Colbert. Mean it!
4:30pm How bout them Mexicans?
4:31pm We still hunting those guys?
4:35pm Terror Alert Brown
4:41pm Everything I say and will say happens and will happen. Of course
you read my mind, so I guess you already know that...technically. Heh.
4:44pm He's tweeting. HE'S TWEETING AND I CAN'T SENSE
WHERE HE IS. OH SWEET JESUS THE HUMANITY! I DON'T
KNOW WHEN HE'S JERKIN IT WE'RE ALL DOOMED!
4:45pm SET EJACULATION SENSORS ON HIGH. DAMMIT!!!
FUCK WE LOST THE EJAC SIGNAL!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUUUUCK!!!!
4:56pm They Might Be Giants Seek Mother Figure on 'Call You Mom'
Song Premiere http://t.co/AUnXlXg5 via @rollingstone
5:16pm AskDoctorTetsuo: Gentlemen. Women are fickle. That is why
if your girlfriend morphs into a football stadium of pulsating human
organs, run..
5:22pm #AskDoctorTetsuo Not everyone's going to like you, but if
you feel REALLY dissed use your government granted psi powers to
GRAVITY CRUSH HIM
5:35pm #AskDoctorTetsuo It's HARD giving up the role of the world's
most POWERFUL, LEGENDARY Psychokinetic Douchebag and a
walking WMD. Never easy.
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5:37pm #AskDoctorTetsuo Kind of like quitting smoking...I don't
smoke. That was Kaneda's thing. *punches cement wall leaving a crater*
5:39pm #AskDoctorTetsuo That's the 10 Nuclear Blackout THIS
WEEK. ANNOYING!!!!!
6:02pm #AskDoctorTetsuo Look, I'd LIKE TO be your friend and use
my regular name, but Tetsuo is on the Neo-Tokyo's Most Wanted list.
Hard sell
6:17pm #AskDoctorTetsuo "Is it tough? Being a telepathic fugitive?" -
Kei
6:17pm #AskDoctorTetsuo Well, sometimes the AKIRA spirit gives
me physics equations and the meaning of life. But mostly, I DESTROY
CITIES
6:43pm FIIIIIIIINALLY. A break from center stage. Sort off. Finally
a time when I can just kick back on my recliner and Watch TV/Tweet at
leisure
7:02pm #FastFoodPolitics You're not Obama. Yer Spongebob. I don't
give a shit how my food's made. As long as you don't "soil the food", I'm
hungry
7:20pm Oh Dear Dear Psychic Powers of Mine....So many heroes I
worship. Such different styles of communication they use! Which should
I follow!?
7:20pm Howard Stern NEVER STOPS TALKING. Someone disses him
he just keeps on going. And he's okay saying controversial things...
7:21pm OBAMA is at the center of the American Universe, and gets the
most attention. He's a lot like myself in some ways....
7:22pm OTOMO only actually speaks ONCE every 20 YEARS. And it's
all powerful words....
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7:22pm Todd McFarlane is a good old fashioned comic book creator guy,
very 90s even by todays standards. Confident.
7:23pm Jhonen is the haiku and gothic and intellectual sub-pop culture.
7:24pm Which one's acting the "correct way"!!!!???? TELL ME GOD
ABOVE TELL MEEEEHEEHEHE!!! Sobs
7:37pm Hey, all right! Such a great view this window has, with a.....10
foot wide backyard and wooden fence that you can't see past.
7:49pm Uprooted my laptop. My writing desk's computer was beginning
to feel like a tree root....I know I should build a foundation, but sheesh!
7:58pm Pacific Rim looks like one of my famous Power Nightmares I
had a few years ago.
7:58pm I can channel the spirit of the Mythological Kraken Sea
Beast....but only in my unconscious dreams/nightmares
8:05pm #moneyfretting2012 You know, I used to only think there was a
downside to having NO MONEY, not having money.
8:07pm But having too much money can bring problems and anxieties
too, like everyone's out to getchoo, Money kills trust Especially a lotuv it
8:11pm But does she like the ski mask better ON....or OFF? XD
8:24pm Jeez people, you want me to be a hygienic, NICE, NON-
villainous person ON TOP OF being a genius auteur comics and manga
creator??
8:25pm I'm like every other creator too gifted for his own good. I hate
LOTS OF PEOPLE, am a total pervert, and constantly forget to shower.
8:25pm And you want me to socialize at conventions on TOP OF
THAT??? THE FUCK PEOPLE!!! Why not chop my left nut off on top
of it?
8:25pm I LIKE rolling around in my own filth. No, I DON'T CARE.
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8:56pm Do people actually assume I BELIEVE the "End of the World"
Garbage I write. Jesus people.
8:56pm I write about the Apocalypse to assassinate its character!
Truthfully, if I really BELIEVED IN THAT, here's what a script would be
like:
8:57pm EXT - DAY - OUTSIDE PLANET EARTH: Open really really
wide on a meteorite hitting earth and it shattering into a million pieces.
8:57pm "THE END, BASTARDS!!! Jesus ain't HERE. Go GET
LIVES!"
9:01pm I'm a partial horror and SF writer. I play in fantasy. To me, that
INCLUDES the Apocalypse.
9:01pm It's about as credible as levitation and human flight without
wings. Good luck with that nonsense. The END is NOT NEAR.
9:07pm It used to be, back in the 90s when the internet was just starting,
people thought the only person who COULD use the web....
9:07pm had to know math/programming with C++. I know a little bit
about programming, but I'm no expert.
9:07pm Computer science literacy / mathematics is less necessary for
being online than ever.
9:17pm #KingoftheHill AND YOOOO CAN WINN BEN STEIN'S
MONEY.
9:28pm Stress, marketing/media information overload, and the pressures
of success really eating into my comics drawing time.
9:28pm This overwhelming sense of pressure wasn't in my life in the
beginning. In the beginning it was just me.
9:29pm Now I'm surrounded by crowds of people online every day of my
life (almost every day).
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9:29pm Current thought process crowded more by people and
personalities than anything else. Kinda sucks.
9:40pm Yeah, apparently ALL PEOPLE in ameriica are complacently
blitheringly happy with nothing but brands
9:40pm being REDUCED to fake -smiling, punchable toothpaste
peddling faces now.
9:45pm Yeah, I'm directing my own corporate commercial. It's called
"Throw you're fake assed Jewfro rats nest wig onto I-95..
9:45pm .so people in trucks can run it over. It didn't match your eyebrow
color anyway. It was black."
10:08pm Hi I'm Curtis Armstrong. I'm slow, offputting, and have a voice
like a blender! Imagine what being my REAL LIFE FRIEND IS LIKE!
YEAH!!!
10:26pm Want a good manga to read that you probably haven't yet?
Read Jackal, Priest, Trigun Maximum, and Blacksad.
10:26pm I get all sorts of design ideas from those books.
10:28pm "I got your number, bitch!" Good call me on the phone then!, I
could use the sound of someone's voice....
10:29pm 407-312-7996 say hi sometime!
10:29pm Heh heh!
10:30pm No one will call....
10:51pm Sure beat sitting on a couch all day...
11:03pm Yes, 'tis true. My fantasy, stories, unlike my private life and
family..
11:03pm ..are populated primarily by people who belong to the
protagonists own race. Eh, works for Tezuka and Disney...
11:03pm And Tolkien and JK Rowling.....Why NOT me.
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11:23pm Though I am one of the most so-called "diverse" people I
know in some regards, there's a difference between diversity and token
diversity.
11:24pm Teen Titans feels more to me like "Teen Tokens" Give me
metalocalypse or Motorcity instead anyday!
11:26pm Everyone on the staff is white and one or two other races, yet
half the cast is black?
11:26pm Never understood people in Hollywood who express
themselves in such an odd forced way.
11:39pm I think the key in terms of real diversity lies in people like Man
of Action, LeSean Thomas, Glen Murakami, and Aaron McGruder....
11:40pm The key is having diversity BEHIND the camera and page, not
just in front of it - JM, you can quote me on that.... :D
Thu Dec 13
12:08am Does anyone here watch that Turner-owned Boomerang
network?
12:09am If they could just play stuff that ISN'T only in the Turner
Library, that's from the 90s, they'd be AWESOME!
12:09am I wish we could see some (More) Swat Katz, Megas XLR,
Sailor Moon, Bots Master, Oban Star-Racers, IGPX, Eek The Kat,
Duckman.
12:10am My God, I got so many titles I'd LOVE to submit to their
licensing department.
12:10am So many quirky and brilliant 90s toons to choose from that
people forgot about outside of YouTube...I should intern there or
something...
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12:17am I can LITERALLY picture Boomerang execs in my mind seeing
posts like the ones I made and eventually phasing out 40s/60s toons....
12:17am and playing more 90s pop, anime like Pokemon, and Cartoon
Cartoons. Then they might actually have REAL ratings.
12:17am Paying the extra money for newer shows would be worth it,
12:18am because then they can do their own thing, like Will Street did
with Toonami and Adult Swim...
12:19am .I personally would love to see Will Street acquire Boomerang.
It would be a worthwhile investment.
12:19am They could build a you better Cartoon Network, not just "Build
you a Better Cartoon Show"
12:26am I don't know how Lazzo does business in his world, but if I was
running a business in my house, and there's....
12:26am a really run down empty house next door, I'd rather refurbish it
than demolish it. It is local property after all.
12:27am People forget, Boomerang isn't just one American CN-spinoff
network, it's the ONLY one.
12:27am Adult Swim/Toonami should approach Boomerang the way
The Hub refurbished "Discovery Kids Channel" way back when....That
worked out okay...
2:42pm Hey dee HO Regular Nerds!!!! See I know you're a bunch of
pathetic NERDs, cuz you watch "Regular Nerds"
3:20pm #AgeOfTheImposter We live in an age of imposters. Some
people have the "talent" to mimic any face/body/name/personality they
encounter.
3:20pm They use/abuse these mimicry talents to lie and deceive, often
illegally. To cheat, slander, put other people down, make chumps of
people
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3:20pm None of its real. You've been warned. The legal system needs a
new crime chapter on mimicry and imitation.
4:05pm Sketchbook of the last few years. Eh, around 800 pages long,
give or take.
4:38pm I'm not exactly a novelist, conceptual designer, cartoonist. I do
all my stories and concepts on loose leaf paper. .
4:38pm Recently I prefer to refer to myself as what I like to call, "A
Conceptualist"
4:39pm That's a person who tells a story through illustration sketches in
non-binded notebook paper. Like Henry Darger
4:39pm It's like the abstract version of writing-drawing a graphic novel.
It's an epic, illustrated story scattered about on tons of papers
4:44pm I tell a story and narrative that doesn't boss the reader around.
It's not linear
4:44pm Through exploring the archive of pages, one is able to traverse
the Mythological World I CREATED..
4:48pm Here's how I became a conceptualist: I was always fascinated
with TV and film anime and animation production art. So I started my
own
4:49pm When you pitch a spec literary and graphic bible to a network,
it needs to not be so dense. Mine wasn't. Mine was like Cerebus, or
something
4:50pm So eventually, I said, what the hell. This concept and series bible
is too long to sell, but it makes one hell of an epic illustrated novel!
5:06pm My project has shapeshifted, from a script, to a TV show bible,
to a manga, to an indie noir comic, to illustrated prose...
5:06pm So I've made the decision to go with the "experimental
illustrated book and/or novel thing"
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Fri Dec 14
7:38pm I never figured I'd be a news discussion topic, a local
celebrity,and a revolutionary when I grew up. Too bad people are such
uptight fags.
7:40pm that's why you should strap a submachine gun to the roof of your
house and snipe people. That always works for me...
7:56pm I STARTED this New Era, New Millennium Countercult-ure
Shit" Just hope you guys remember me...
7:56pm I am you first, last and only line of defense against the worst
scum of universe: The Man. The Status Quo
8:08pm I doubt the public EVER will acknowledge me for what I am.
8:09pm If my own parents don't acknowledge me for who I am and
have always been by 29 years, & NEVER will. Like every one else,
parents are stupid.
8:10pm I often see them watching the news. "You do know that's me
they're talking about, right" I say in mid broadcast.
8:10pm "That's not you! Get over yourself!" They're so gullible! Otay!
8:22pm No, my parents are RIGHT. No one's heard of me. Half a
Million Views of videos on my YouTube channel videos? Who teh FUCK
do I think I am!
8:27pm My apologies to people who take offense to my words. Not
really. I haven't exactly been TV news conscious.
8:27pm I'm so sick of it ALWAYS BEING ABOUT ME, I kinda stopped
acknowledging or paying attention to any of it.
8:43pm *Straps self to giant Wiley Coyote Missile.* MERRY
CHRISTMAS SOUTH KOREA, Mwuh haw haw haw! HO HO HO!!!
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8:50pm Yeah, people ARE pretty stupid. Right Guantanamo Bay?
9:00pm Sorry, folks. That's right! I DON'T pay sociopathic GUNMEN
any mind. Not since 1999 and 2003 anyway....
9:05pm Not THIS Christmas, and not EVER. All gunman types want is
fame anyway....They're dumb fucks like that.
9:12pm Ever since Columbine, to a sociopath with a gun, fame is fame,
positive OR negative.
9:12pm They don't have the common sense or ethical intelligence to
distinguish between the two.
9:13pm You want people like that to win for the WRONG reasons?
GIVE them news coverage and media attention. You're playing into evil's
hands.
9:25pm I've had my share of complaints about the early 2000s Viacom,
but I'm not gonna lie. I love #90sAreAllThat and the return of
#LiquidTV
9:25pm If Viacom did more stuff like that (aka the whole "doing the
right thing" thing) Why WOULD I complain about them? I wouldn't.
9:27pm Stuff like that is a step in the RIGHT direction, not a bad idea.
9:51pm Dear Mr. "Bigshot Hollywood Casting Director", I dunno. You
tell ME. Do I LOOK mentally retarded? Do I ACT mentally retarded?
9:51pm You seem to "think I am" according to your diary.
10:03pm TV, at it's very worst, has the media and personality IQ of a
mentally retarded person, a convict, or a serial killer.
10:03pm Whatever IQ level THAT might be...
10:24pm SCARIEST fans of mine? That's easy. The RICH AND
PAMPERED ONES who treat me like I make the same bank they do.
Awkwaaaard.
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10:25pm No one treats me like I'm rich, EXCEPT the rich people who
think I'm somehow like them already. I assure you, I'm not.
10:41pm There's better things in this world to worry about than money
etc. Well, technically you could say that about EVERY day. You don't,
though..
10:56pm I don't feel good about so-called "getting ahead in the rat race"
on days like this.
10:56pm And yet I don't control it. More than ever I see the ugliness of
The Machine, and it sickens me more than ever.
10:58pm Some people win every day, some people lose every day.
Someone's always winning every day, someone's losing everyday.
10:58pm It's been that way forever, and yet it still makes me puke.
11:05pm #WeAreDoingThisWithORWithoutYou ..... Story of my life....
Sat Dec 15
12:34am What Justifies A Monster of such a caliber to do something so
horrible anyway?
12:36am #Condolences
10:18pm Cool new website unveiled by Google recently. You got
something to sell, you might wanna check it out...http://t.co/9AhXBrHf
Sun Dec 16
1:41pm A Time Machine and Matter Converter. Those are the best
inventions since free porn!
1:48pm Unfortunately, it's not easy being a pro-attention-to-detail
animation and comics designer in America.
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1:50pm The real market for detailed design is Southeast Asia, not North
America.
1:50pm The market for technically superior animation is small in the
United States...But HUGE in France and Japan.
1:53pm #WhyWritersLikeTwitter The one liners. The Jokes. The
Current Events. The Discussion. The Depth. The Topic Hopping and
Discussion.
2:05pm There's like a MILLION "Anti-Me" websites out there.
Why...why WHY DO I NOT EVER give a shit! Whyyyyyy!!!!!??\
2:05pm Oh wait, I forgot, it's because I'm MORE IMPORTANT than
those people and their opinions DON'T MATTER. Whew. Almost
forgot!
3:00pm So I'm playin' Crisis Core FFVII, and it's all "Dodge and
hit". Is this how ALL newer FF games are? No menus? Just fighting?
#FinalFantasy
3:13pm In FFVII, you would always have tons of spells, magic, and
menus to select from.
3:14pm For Crisis Core, to kill the giant beast, instead of menus, you
dodge his attack....
3:14pm by jumping out of the way, and standing next to his torso out of
his peripheral and BASH AWAY! Pretty easy....
9:46pm I like being an INTP, but I'm not surprised I'm not popular in
reality. INTPs are NEVER popular.
9:52pm #WhenYoureAnINTP You already KNOW you're a genius by
the time your an adult! Why else would everyone openly DESPISE you??
9:55pm http://t.co/o9KZWPDf I mean, come on! Do any of these guys
look like they were admired...socially while they are/were alive? Big N-O.
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10:18pm My birth mother was probably an INTP, and my birth father
was an INFP. I have a peculiar 50/50 right brain / left brain split with both
10:19pm http://t.co/Lg6nREe4
Mon Dec 17
2:02pm Favorite Game Publishers?: Rock Star, Square Enix, Bioshock,
Valve. All the really cool-assed ones...
2:27pm Been finding a few gray hairs in the mirror. Not a lot, but a few.
Oh well...
2:29pm Personally, if I do go very gray in the next, oh let's say 20 years, I
think having a lighter hair color would be pretty cool, even gray...
2:39pm There should really be a new name for people who are writer-
artists. I call it "graphic-literacy"
3:02pm Uh-OHHHH. The voices in my head are yelling at me from
across the fence and down the street again. They say my parents are
FUCKING IDIOTS!
3:34pm I'm a FIRM supporter of the anti-psychiatry movement. That
sort of institution is as corrupt as any other evil state-funded institution.
4:29pm Hey! Whadayuknow, I like my face forward-slash hair TOO!!!
We must be the same person! You read my mind!
4:43pm Me talking? ALOUD? In my own house. Naw. I'm gonna pass
on that one? I get punished and harassed/stalked by strangers whenever I
do that.
4:51pm Being verbal WITH YOUR MOUTH IN PERSON IN YOUR
HOUSE is not the same thing as writing silent messages to people
online.
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4:51pm I'm hardly ever the former (i had selective mutism growing up),
but ALWAYS the latter.
4:55pm I've always been a partial mute around strangers in person. It's
not that I don't understand words or noise.
4:56pm It's that I'm deeply offended by loud and meaningless noise
directly around me, in person. Noise just FEELS EVIL to me, if it's
dissonant.
10:13pm Me??? I can't WAIT to sit around and wait for the day in the
next two weeks when the Mayan Calendar is proven to be nothing but a
FALSEHOOD!
10:13pm FUN!
Tue Dec 18
12:07am REALLY??? Cuz I've got 20 RAPE GAGS. None of them
involve my presence though, unfortunately....
12:17am Gag No. 55: Pikachu approaches ash PIKA. PI. KA. Turn tha
fug arownd buch. PI-KA!!! PI-KA!! SPLAAASH!!!
12:28am GREEAT. World's Seventh most prolific living writer and
we're doing rape gags again. Nice to know I'm doing Nobel Prize worthy
material...
Wed Dec 19
3:21pm Apparently, Seth, er, I mean "Hollywood" prefers NUT-
HUGGERS over boxers....Giggity gigggity...gross.
9:11pm I liked Scooby-Doo BETTER when it was derided by the public
for the Hannah-Barbera turd it truly is.
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10:24pm How could some sad little kid on a computer or movie screen
honestly hope to be me SO BADLY....yet FAIL SO HARD AT IT? I
wonder.
Thu Dec 20
1:25pm There's an angry mob outside my house. They wanna pull mah
pants down. I tell em' NO YOU PEOPLE, git yer perverted asses OFF
MY FRONT LAWN!!
2:20pm Shoulda known GREED and SELFISHNESS was at the
HEART of why no one bothers to pay me anything. Certainly isn't
because I'm LAZY.
2:23pm Merry Post-Apocalypse X-Mas Everybody!
3:47pm That's the most inacurate on screen portrayal of my actual real
life I've ever seen...in my actual real life.
3:47pm Next time you drag me on screen, try doing some homework
first...
3:51pm I always say, if you like to yell things at the top of your lungs at
your neighbors houses, it's because you have a tiny dick.
3:59pm Hate to tell some of you this, but I don't practice the "gay
lifestyle" like some assume. Hell, I don't even APPROVE of the faggot
lifestyle
4:00pm I don't hate on the homos, but their "genetic makeup" seems like
a lie to me in some ways.
4:02pm Just because I got big curly hair doesn't make me a TV Jonas
Brother faggot like the ones we're all aware of.
4:03pm Looking like those kids should be a sin. In some middle eastern
countries, it IS a sin to look that bad.
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4:05pm Try wearing a Jewfro wig in the Middle East and see if some guy
doesn't behead or shoot you in broad daylight.
4:24pm I look closest to Harry Potter, if we're doing nerd comparison
contests. But Harry ain't no queer.
4:24pm Harry's actually straight. Therefore I welcome that comparison...
5:35pm I seem to have ACCIDENTALLY stumbled into the girls locker
room....*girls scream at him* Yeah. Sorry about that, ladies. *sprints
away*
5:54pm When a Good toon comes along, YOOO must rip it. Now rip it,
into shape. Uploadable. Goin Forward. Move ahead.
5:54pm It's not too late! To RIP IT! RIP IT GOOD *WHIPCRACK*
6:20pm #MyFavoriteFemaleFriends are the ones that don't mind just
hanging out and talking...
6:24pm I like TALKING to women, but I get a bit...intimidated if they're
really super forward.
6:24pm It's like, Jeez girl, why ARE you in such a hurry with me.
6:28pm I always meet the cutest girls every time the world ends....
6:47pm #LiesToldByGirls So I'm sitting there, on the side of her bed
in her apartment, when suddenly she leans in as if to kiss me but stops
short.
6:47pm #LiesToldByGirls "That's cute." She whispers.
7:33pm Animation's hard. Not creatively: Emotionally and spiritually.
7:33pm Animation is incredibly HARD to create and produce in
America, when the world's been at war with Itself.
7:37pm I'd probably draw a lot more....if there wasn't so much carnage,
death, mayhem, and destruction happening in this world, seemingly far
away.
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Fri Dec 21
5:41pm It's not exactly easy to fly...when you're a Time-Lord.
5:56pm As a Time-Lord, I need caffeine. GALLONS of it.
5:57pm My consciousness exists between separate dimensions and
multiverses. So I'm ALWAYS tired somewhere...
Sat Dec 22
11:22am Why does every other guy in a commercial have hair like Craig
McCracken?
Sun Dec 23
3:22pm WHAAATAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://
t.co/87fIgLsR
Mon Dec 24
5:10pm Happy Holidays everyone....I'm on a Twitter hiatus, sort of...Just
celebrating the Holidays. I'll write more next year, 2013, most likely
6:19pm the world NEEDS more TV Fucks who simultaneously pretend
they don't know who I am while referencing things they've read and
heard about me.
6:28pm There. I omitted the part where I got off my lazy unintelligible
ass and had enough balls to namedrop someone.
6:28pm Now that I've destroyed the evidence, no one will EVER figure
out who in the world I'm referencing. I'm so smart!
6:33pm I mean seriously, that's pretty retarded if you want to act like you
don't know who I am, when you do.
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6:33pm You're not fooling your audience, so who ARE you trying to
fool...
6:35pm For instance, it's a well known fact I have one of the most
popular accounts on Webcomics Nation.
6:35pm Not that hard to find. WCN's on Wiki and in pretty much any
recent How-To Comics Making Book. Ooh, what a "mystery".
6:52pm I wouldn't even FEEL the need to point my own fame out if
some people didn't react to me like such blind, blithering asses about it..
6:52pm ."I just want to fit in!" That's why you're impersonating my name
and face. Right? Shit man, it's a dead give away.
6:52pm The easiest way to spot a person who DOES spot and recognize
me is when they duplicate my likeness.
7:09pm Silicon Valley Voted by Fuckin' IDIOT Weekly" as "Worst Place
to Live in All of History".
7:09pm For what good things EVER came out of a town named Silicon
Valley?? Huh?? WHAT???
8:19pm #STOPTheMainstreamTelevisionSICKOS You don't "HAVE
TO GIVE a SICKO OR SOCIOPATH his or their own show",
8:19pm just like you kind of "don't have to rape your own niece" They're
kind of the same thing, theoretically speaking
9:53pm Take responsibility for your own dick, Dick
9:53pm Oh wait, that ISN'T my Dick. It's his....
9:55pm It's a proprietary ownership thing...He wants to show off his dick,
he needs to take responsibility for it...
11:09pm Kudos to the Military Channel, for not playing yet ANOTHER
WWII Documentary on Christmas Eve. Much as I love those, Time and
Place. Thanks.
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Tue Dec 25
12:48am A Perfect Christmas in the Holy Land http://t.co/nM6s63zH via
@TIMEStyle
8:09am On a non-seasonal note, some years back,
8:09am my number one goal in my career was to be an anime "planning"
or executive producer of Japanese-American international co-
productions
8:10am Either that, or Franco French-American co-productions, like
Sav! The World, or Marathon Animation.
8:10am I always wished I could create something on TV that looked like
one of their anime shows...
8:12am But making connections in Japan and France is TOUGH, so I
do the next best thing. I storyboard and design it out on paper, in my own
style..
8:22am WHY was I and why still am I so religiously devoted to
appreciating TV anime and Franime?
8:22am It is to me what Disney was to the previous generation of
animators and cartoonists. The attention to detail.
8:23am The vivid colors. The perspective. The cinematic "camerawork".
Everything.
8:24am And the science fiction and fantasy themes. Putting Tolkien and
science fiction spirit into a cinematic animation....
8:34am I always did like the whole "Ocean Group Thing" The animation
with an idealistic, heartful vibe,
8:34am detached and distant to a typical TV audience, yet ANYTHING
BUT "heartless".
8:45am #MerryChristmasEveryone
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8:48pm Ahhh. Got some leftovers from my family meal. I was very tired
today. I actually accidentally slept through Christmas Dinner.
8:59pm Screenwritin'. Make it a @Todd_McFarlane christmas http://t.co/
ahUQwkr5
9:31pm Always remember, I'm Jesus! So if the crowd goes ugly in the
press, I'm the one it second guesses and gets ugly AT. Oh boy!!!
9:34pm nah, I'm on a lolita "hiatus" this holiday season...
9:46pm I had a weird dream. About being a famous Hollywood
consultant.In the dream,
9:46pm people kept trying to use my YouTube channel to officially
promote and endorse Hollywood movies.
10:12pm Never "fun" getting second guessed as a writer for your offline
writing during Christmas. Kind of a harsh, sobering adult reality, actually.
10:16pm Yes, Goku, I mean everyone. I get the General Message....
Wed Dec 26
2:42pm If there's one thing that scares my parents worse than my mp3
collection, it would be my girlfriends.
3:52pm My promotion of celibate abstinence isn't popular with my
audience, for some reason...
3:58pm When I say "celibate abstinence" I don't mean any of that "wait
till marriage" bullshit. That shit's for posers.
3:58pm I'm talking about for an ENTIRE lifetime. Never having sex,
EVER.
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Thu Dec 27
2:13pm Her: "Oh you, I'll do ANYthing you want if we can just sleep
together just one time." Me: "Yeah? Is that so? Can you GROW THE
HELL UP???"
3:37pm Novel Excerpt: Jessica's life had already been ruined twice. First
by the man named Brian who raped her...
3:37pm and Second by the investigative journalists who wanted to turn
her life into a sexual abuse article....
4:32pm Simon Cowell: BITCH! We didn't pay you 15 MILLION
FUCKING DOLLARS for you to NOT make a FOOL OUT OF
YOURSELF...BRITNEEEEY!!!!
4:55pm It's a HUGE big business cottage industry, worth at least a few
tens of millions of dollars.
4:55pm everyone pointing their fingers in hypocrisy at the "Foolish" (but
profitable) ways of the current scapegoat.
4:55pm Whether it's Twitter or the New York Times. Scapegoat = $ /
Distraction from stupidity of audience
5:02pm If you have hypergraphia, writing everyday is closer to eating fast
food than it ever could be to actual work.
Fri Dec 28
2:45pm Booger Hooks: 1, 2, Booger, 4, who's that booger at my door, 5,
6, Booger, 8, Booger up, booger late!
2:45pm 9, 10 booger 12 got a Booger I can't tell!
4:17pm Wow, the big, UGLY and ANNOYING cockroach seems to have
put a lot of effort into sneaking into my house without being detected.
4:17pm I really HATE killing these things. Shame really...
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Sat Dec 29
6:44pm You misspelled "eventual" and "from" but other than that, A+
on the so-called "Relativity" Science class essay, Albert!
Sun Dec 30
2:14pm WritingAdvice: If you write Novels and Animation Scripts,
you should write all your cartoons like novels, and all your novels like
cartoons.
2:16pm I'm a democrat pro-lifer. Got a problem with that?
11:03pm and now, YOUR SHOW! Cuz THAT's SO MUCH BETTER.
*shudders*
Mon Dec 31
2:38am Yeah, Ichigo vs. Aizen. Pretty FUN to watch... on YouTube.
Brav-oh Tite Kubo. BRA-VO! LULZ.
2:47am Slow pace and CLUMBSILY choreographed, but very satisfying.
Okay, you got me, the third part was the lie.
5:39pm I did indeed write over 2,000 pages of writing. And wrote 1
million words. And drew over 800 pages of art in my life....
5:39pm And last but not least, I deflect bullets with my bare hands with
kung-fu. That last ability is the MOST useful...
5:41pm When you're one of the world's more...influential people,
dodging bullets is a career necessity...
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Tue Jan 1
8:10pm Animators WANTED: WANTED - Digital 2-D Animators
for Animation Short Film Anime Project: Contact me, JM, @
spindack@gmail.com for details
11:13pm Sooo, how should I start planning for my life as a homeless
person?
11:13pm That of course would mean I'd never have access too the web
again..But HEY, we do what we have to, right?
Wed Jan 2
1:38pm On hiatus. I'm waiting until the American Animation Industry
produces shows withOUT shitty or over-derivative design. Gonna be
awhile
1:46pm Generally, what we see on TV at any given moment during the
day genuinely reflects what's being produced in the industry this moment.
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1:46pm i.e. = shit (well, currently anyway)
2:04pm Don't worry people, if I unfollowed you for the vast majority of
you it is NOT because I hate you. You people are awesome mostly.
2:05pm I just get really exhausted trying to keep up with a bazillion
tweets and hour....
3:32pm Google is pretty greedy. Google being against monetizing
ANYTHING is Google being Greedy and Political, not being "fair".
6:47pm Working in animation? I gotta tell ya friend. That...That sounds
Awful. Sounds like pure hell. Pass!
Thu Jan 3
3:20pm RT @PCMag Defiant Kaleidescape To Keep Shipping Movie
Servers http://t.co/guL2gmzn
3:34pm Stop innovating, please: Kaleidescape loses DVD ripping case
http://t.co/QhqP0d7w
3:37pm Kaleidescape is the new Tivo...
3:49pm The best thing Home Theater Tech companies could do is
blatantly copy and imitate the Kaleidescape and Wal-Mart Disc-To-
Digital Model...
3:50pm Those two services represent the future of what's in store for
DVD tech....The more companies that copy them, the less expensive it'll
be...
3:51pm I don't have $16,000 for a Kaleidescape system, so so far I'm
out...But the concept is there...
3:57pm The future of DVD and Home Theater technology IS uploading.
Future tech will allow viewers to make an archive of stored DVD data...
3:57pm Like DVR, but with DVDs.
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4:07pm My entire CAREER is based on learning trade secrets: How do
you make anime/co-productions? How does online video work?
4:07pm Etc., etc. Just a lotta unanswered media and tech questions out
there, waiting to be answered....
4:24pm The Daily Read : Secrets of Digital Software and Hardware
Design...... http://t.co/Z7xL1tSa
5:35pm I'm definitely out of touch with the current generation. Not that
I give a shit.
10:46pm UR MEAN! JOE MULSON'S NOT PLAYING WITH YOU
ANYMORE!!!!
Fri Jan 4
1:05pm There's two types of people you can be: A goal oriented, like me.
1:06pm Or some ugly old immobile geezer with a bad case of future
alzheimers dementia, like my adoptive dad.
3:07pm Yeah, I'm always surrounded by teenage girls in real life...
3:07pm Cuz I'm a high school pimp. Yeeeeah, let's go with that...
11:42pm This is TV here, you schmuck Joe. We make magic, NOT
REALITY...What?? You're not actually listening to us?
11:42pm Eh? Well well pay money if you do something awkward!!!! No!
Well FUCK YOU THEN!!!
Sat Jan 5
1:37pm ...Once word gets out that "you're worth billions of dollars in
market value" in todays economy...
1:37pm ....even when you're not actually getting paid anything close to
that, the media still criticizes you like you are...
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1:47pm #TreatedLikeABillionaire #StoryofMyLife
1:51pm Not much on TV. I'm going to read a book...THAT I WROTE.
2:20pm And now a nother episode of Corporate Face: Episode 22,
Orlando, or "Where'd I Put My Anonymous Mask?"
2:43pm GOOD LUCK Sorting out the REAL entrepreneurs' net worth
and influence online.
2:43pm That's the irony of the web 2.0. It increases value while
decreasing the traditional net worth of the value-maker.
2:46pm The internet has a funny way of revealing your true economic
value as an industry player while belittling you at the same time.
ANNOYING.
2:51pm You can ALWAYS quit working. But you can NEVER quit
Being You.
3:05pm If there's one thing I know about Good Guys and Bad Guys
(other than mutual hatred) is that they like to attack each other as
groups.
3:05pm Not individually.
3:07pm What better way to terrify the competition than to attack Him/
Them, as a Team?
3:20pm Based on experience, if a person DOES want to move to
another state to work, it's for 1 of 2 main reasons.
3:20pm ...A) People are DISrespecting them.
3:20pm Or B) They can't find opportunity where they actually are, here
and now, probably because no one's offering to help.
3:20pm Been there, done that, bought the tee shirt.
3:53pm Protection Talisman Defense Chakra, ACTIVATE!
5:40pm Most-ism: The Burning, Inexplicable desire to be The Most of
Something.
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11:19pm I'm a robosexual. I have sex with really, really hot....robots.
Sun Jan 6
1:31pm Eureka! If we TAG all our Law and Order spinoff series videos
with the word "TOM" and "TOONAMI"
1:31pm people will watch MORE Law and Order and will be too stupid
to know better!!! Full proof plan! No one will suspect a thing!!! MWU
AH HAH!!!!
10:00pm Critics attack my ego more than anything else about me.
Probably because they secretly wish I didn't HAVE one. But everyone
has ego.
Mon Jan 7
1:08pm All Anime Clips on my YouTube Channel belong to.....ME!
CUZ I RIPPED EM', BASTARDS!!! AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!! Go
claim someone else's rips!
6:10pm Always remember kids! If a National TV network parodies you
in a music video,
6:10pm that's a friendly way of saying they already KNOW your worth
$10 million.
6:11pm BRING OUT THE HEAVY ARTILLERY!
Tue Jan 8
12:23pm I find that very WEIRD....that all some people seem to think
and talk about online is ME. WHY me? Why are they OBSESSED with
ME?
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12:23pm That's TOO MUCH ME, if you ask me!
2:55pm LIVE, From the Fortress of Hatred! It's Doctor DOOM!
4:59pm #NowPlaying Favorite New Rock Songs on @Rhapsody. http://
t.co/GRxWs9zs
5:22pm Can't Handle It? I've survived 5 imprisonments, 1 Labotomy
Torture at the hands of mad scientists,...
5:22pm ....A National Third Reich Dictatorship, and 4 assassination
attempts. You have NO IDEA what an old revolutionary man like me
can handle.
5:26pm Oh yeah! And then there were those 4 hurricanes that hit my
state in the same year and countless insult and threat from strangers.
5:26pm Yeah. I'm the fucking man....
5:46pm Oh yeah! And then there were those two tall buildings that
collapsed somewhere in New York that forced me to quit my first job.
5:46pm What was that event called again? 9, something. I'm drawing a
blank!
6:01pm Oh I miss you year 2000. Those days, when could thumb through
an issue of Blade of the Immortal, fantasizing about being that good at
art.
6:02pm Being a model student and grocery store employee. Going to a
secular private high school.
6:02pm Carelessly pouring my soul into an existential journal on
Microsoft Word as a form of escape/recreation. Good old days.
6:26pm When God Abuses His Power. That's the title of my new novel....
6:27pm Okay, I'm not actually working on a NOVEL right now, but if I
was writing a fantasy novel, that's a title I might use...
6:37pm Being a Writer also includes thinking up creative names and
titles, whether for a script, a novel, a screenplay, a comic,, or a chapter.
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6:38pm I like to make up titles I think sound timeless or cool. This is one
of the easiest things for me to make up, names and title:
6:38pm Way easier than actual plot
6:39pm For instance, one good title that tells a story by proxy would be
something like: "Detainee: Redemption"
6:44pm Made up Tom Clancy Title of the Day: "Target: In The
Crosshairs"
7:01pm Good FAKE TITLE: "Journalist holds criminal ties to Taliban."
7:40pm Manufactured and Made-Up Media "Celebrity" Who's Not on
Wikipedia and was dug out of the office mailroom / is a pathological liar
7:40pm .It's a REAL medical condition. Look it up silly!
8:00pm 98% of Fantasy Writing is about Quests, Power, and Heroes.
That is the genuine form of the genre the vast majority of the time...
8:05pm This is an algorithmic response to your tweet. See? We ARE
Thinking of you!
8:10pm Geeks in Pop Culture. A shocking and confusing paradoxical
sem-self-contradictory culture, if I ever saw one....
8:12pm Does reading Ludwig Wittgenstein at a young age better prepare
you as a future computer programmer?
8:12pm What with linguistic variables? You be the judge.....
8:13pm Oh come now. Surely you must have pondered that exact thing
at SOME point in your life, right? RIGHT???!!!
8:15pm Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus. One of the best, most
entertaining books ever written.
8:53pm Teachers used to tell me "You seem to have intuited that part of
the textbook out."
8:54pm Truth be told, I've always had an intuitive understanding of
scientific and philosophical literature.
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8:54pm I can't explain how everything works. Just the mechanics,
rhythm, and patterns of it all.
9:38pm Get back in that Ring, Vegeta!!!
9:54pm It's tough to sell out when you're important
9:54pm But it's also tough NOT TO sell out when one is important. I'm
neither for nor against really. I go with the flow...
9:59pm Y'know, it comes down to survival vs. rebellion. You don't
want to STARVE. But you also don't want to simply feed the ugly-assed
machine...
10:05pm I love twitter...It's nice to hear from people, y'know?
10:18pm I'm coming down with a cold I think. Not really "newsworthy",
but what the hell. I write about anything really.
11:03pm New Anime Avatar got uploaded to my profile today...Like it?
Wed Jan 9
8:36am - Newest upload of mine to DA...Check out Composition by
~RetroNeoJay on @deviantART http://t.co/RmmIHeqR
8:39am Check out Double Barrel, With Back to Camera by
~RetroNeoJay on @deviantART http://t.co/93QAwEG9
8:40am Check out Rooftop Dweller 2 by ~RetroNeoJay on
@deviantART http://t.co/Ofrv7zFq
8:40am Check out Destiny Blade by ~RetroNeoJay on @deviantART
http://t.co/9Rhr8HVO
8:41am Check out Mountain by ~RetroNeoJay on @deviantART http://
t.co/iXCaUlME
8:41am Check out Charcoal by ~RetroNeoJay on @deviantART http://
t.co/4s4ixQHO
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2:46pm So, the limelight and power turns me into an idiot. Still better
than being a homicidal Nazi maniac....any day of the week.
3:19pm HowToCraftAFantasyHero: Ask yourself: "What does he want to
attain?"
3:19pm ..."What is his inciting incident and motivation for his actions?
What does he learn?"
3:30pm Currently reading "20 Master Plots: And How to Build Them"
3:42pm General Writers are addicted to Words and Writing IN
GENERAL. NOVELISTS and SCREENWRITERS are addicted to
good stories...
3:51pm New books by Tolkien and Stephen King in 2013?? Hallelujah!
4:04pm Twitter is great with attaining info on things..
4:04pm But it's also a great wonderful excuse to publicly write whatever
the hell I want whenever the hell I want to.
4:10pm I'd make a terrible judge or executioner. I've taught myself to
feel compassion for just about anyone and anything....
4:38pm Kids don't know any better, but industry insiders and veterans
can easily attest, animation and comics were incredibly male dominated...
4:39pm UNTIL the 90s/2000s.
4:39pm Women didn't really have artistic, non-theatrical historic voice or
even place in comics and animation UNTIL Sailor Moon paved the way.
4:41pm Animation actually started with females being nothing more
than males in drag (i.e. Minnie Mouse).
4:41pm There were pioneer (Tex Avery, Betty Boop). But women didn't
DRAW cartoons mostly UNTIL Sailor Moon.
5:39pm Embrace Your Limitations: Don't Run Away From Them. If
you can understand and come to terms with limitation, it will empower/
strengthen you.
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5:48pm Happy 2013 Everybody. And a Happy 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017,
2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, & 2025. Happy New
Millennium.
Sat Jan 12
11:37am Pirates of Silicon Valley, East: Reached the Half-Million Views
Mark on My YouTube ... http://t.co/an9cZ0JN
Sun Jan 13
12:31pm It can be tough when both your parents have different last
names, and neither of those surnames is YOUR surname. Well, that's
MY life anyway
12:46pm Technically I have no idea what my father's face actually looked
like. And apparently neither does anyone else.....Weird.
1:02pm Apparently some of my ancestors DID master the art of
invisibility. Just not my adoptive family...
1:19pm Enough with the" nicknames" and "codenames". How about you
stop being a facetious DICK and just admit what you're REALLY talking
about.
1:38pm Shout out to my friends in Cairo....
1:39pm Rome wasn't built in a day.
1:39pm ....But Atlantis was.
2:33pm Well shucks. What a heartwarming moment.
2:33pm When I see HONEST and RESPONSIBLE parents like the
ones I have, it reminds me why I never wanna have kids...Learning is fun!
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3:16pm #OriginalityIsTheEnemy! Hmmm. I couldn't help but notice
EVERYTHING I WRITE gets quoted SOMEwhere without my
permission.
3:16pm And on top of that people are audacious enough to force me to
look at it too. Really?
3:17pm You think I WANT to watch you committing plagiarism/
intellectual fraud? Huh??
4:27pm #LetsFightingLove I used to fight with kids all the time.
4:27pm I miss when I could just fight the kid who was trash talking,
instead of pretending to be all passive and shit to mask my strength.
4:31pm #MartialArts #TheArtofTheStrike Punches speed up when the
fighter pulls his arm back right when it's moving forward.
4:31pm Read that in a book on speed punching.
4:33pm TV shows that have no violence? Well, they kind of BORE me...
4:42pm #AsianPride Everyone knows Asian Animators and
Choreographers draw and stage the best fighting poses....
4:45pm #AsianPride If you are Asian and you don't DRAW fighting and
have never attempted it, Thank the Lord your Asian and try it sometime!
5:00pm You don't need permission to draw or write martial arts
literature. All you really need is energy and motivation.
5:00pm Taking Action / Putting pen to paper is the Real Teacher...
5:01pm Zen applies to comics just like it applies to martial arts. Being
mindful, training, etc.
5:03pm I've done a lot of drawing practice, the only time I drew a really
good illustration and design was when I concentrated on what I was
doing
5:04pm Similar to meditation.
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5:04pm It doesn't just take practice to draw all the time. It takes practice
to learn to draw, mindfully. With Zen like focus...
5:06pm Every line drawn not being paid mind will not only feel sloppy. It
will look sloppy if you're not paying attention to what your doing.
5:07pm In this sense, drawing can be exhausting. That's why Todd
McFarlane can draw the way he does. In a previous lifetime he was in pro
baseball.
5:08pm I think people would be surprised if they knew how strong you
had to be to keep the kind of focus detailed art work takes...
5:10pm Work = Concentration. If you're not concentrating on what
you're doing it will often show and others can sense that.
5:13pm Concentration = Perspiration. The #1 drawing advice you don't
hear about in "How to Draw This and That" art books (and I've read lots)
is..
5:13pm Stay strong, stay in shape. Drawing takes focus. Focus takes
strength and physical energy. It's like working out. Many artists work out.
5:13pm #Thephysicalsideofart
5:23pm How do I know this? Observation from my travels. When I was
in art school in Ft. Lauderdale, the dorm I lived in temporarily had a
gym.
5:23pm A really great gym. That's when it kind of hit me. "Oh! So you
CAN'T be the world's fattest man and a Moebius at the same time!"
5:23pm I never would have guessed!
5:36pm I'm not exactly pursuing art for profit. It's hypercompetitive. But
just because no one is paying you to draw isn't an excuse not to draw.
5:37pm Technically, I'm not actually pursuing work in the arts currently.
But I am pursuing the continuation of the honing of my craft and focus.
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5:38pm I don't honestly want or expect to "get rich at art". I honestly just
like drawing and continuing training no matter WHAT happens to me.
5:45pm #DrawingAndArtTalk I wish one of my art teachers (or any
for that matter) had taught me about the concentration - Pretty art
correlation.
5:45pm If you're not being mindful, your art WILL suffer.
5:48pm Mine sure did for long enough.
5:55pm Mindlessness is like gravity and drawing is like flying.
5:55pm If you don't DEFY GRAVITY, at some point during your
technique and process, your quality will nose dive and crash.
5:57pm Losing concentration while drawing is like experiencing
turbulence while in mid flight. It can be nerve wracking...
5:59pm When training in Art, train for two things: Endurance and line
consistency.
6:03pm NEVER Draw with the sole objective of drawing only with the
sole intent to get rich and famous.
6:04pm If you do, your pencil will shape-shift into a very frightening
noose hanging from a neighbors branch.
10:42pm Pirates of Silicon Valley, East: STORY(board) TIME! [Kids:
YAAAAAAY!!!!!!] http://t.co/NczNlUVg
Mon Jan 14
12:48am Pirates of Silicon Valley, East: How to be an Adult: When your
Sleeping in a King S... http://t.co/vQgxgKsQ
12:53am Ooh lah lah! Best manfriend with benefits, living in a cabin in
the woods. We differ in our opinions of being a drag queen. Me nay, he
yay
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12:55am #GAAAAAYSUNDAAAAAAYTH Who DOTHEN'T
WANNA BE REALLY REALLY GAY ON A THUNDAY.
1:15am #ObscureAndOddCollectorsGuild A crying clown. Why is the
clown crying? WHY GOD WHY!!!!???
1:16am #ObscureAndOddCollectorsGuild That movie poster for the
burbs with the family with giant lobster claws for arms....WHY GOD
WHY!!!
1:18am #ObscureAndOddCollector'sGuild That one issue of Johnny the
Homicidal Maniac with the Meanwhile story
1:18am where the little girl gets beaten to death. By undead Pinatas.
Ugh. Gonna...throw, up.
1:20am #ObscureAndOddCollectorsGuild Brainbash. Lets. Play. Brain.
Bash.
1:21am #ObscureAndOddCollectorsGuild The Inultinator! "You're ah
TOTAHLLY GROAHS BOH-REENG NERD!"
1:23am http://t.co/Tqo4SnF1 lol
2:32pm I don't feel as though I've actually changed much, if at all in the
last 20 years. What changes is how people respond to you over time.
2:32pm But seriously. Who gives a fuck about that sort of retarded thing.
People react like retards. Not my fault.
3:39pm My Kickstarter project....http://t.co/1uLOTlaZ
4:28pm If there's any pro-level artists, screenwriters, and novelists out
there who are really good and would like train an apprentice, pick me!
4:29pm If you write or draw professionally, follow me and if I know you
draw or write, I'll pretty much automatically follow and promote you...
11:11pm Well, the internet definitely eliminates loneliness.
11:12pm Through the internet, we get to talk to and interact with people
we might never meet otherwise.
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11:17pm Media makes us ALL less lonely. We are given the opportunity
to talk to people like ourselves,
11:18pm we get to work on things, get excited about things, look forward
to thinks, feel passion and emotion,
11:18pm follow a great and exciting story, laugh at a great joke.
Everything.
Tue Jan 15
12:02am Hey, who'da guessed Seth Green of all people would be
so good at doing demented and funny stop motion animation??
#RobotChicken #StupidBuddy
12:43pm Check out Architecture by ~RetroNeoJay on @deviantART
http://t.co/ivEeTm0Z
1:44pm Check out Life Drawing, Charcoal 2 by ~RetroNeoJay on
@deviantART http://t.co/9uWZ8i1h
2:09pm Check out Storyboard Paper by ~RetroNeoJay on
@deviantART http://t.co/GruIECTp
2:28pm Check out Character Design: Mad Scientist by ~RetroNeoJay
on @deviantART http://t.co/hHH82Gg3
4:08pm Check out Cityscape by ~RetroNeoJay on @deviantART http://
t.co/U4jQJGNu
4:52pm I never really got into The Walking Dead. But I REALLY want
to start reading Eragon and Game of Thrones...
6:05pm Pirates of Silicon Valley, East: Now That I've Gotten a Bit of
Sleep, I've Realized... http://t.co/fvZyAAPx
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11:29pm I must admit, my most FEARED and POWERFUL ally(s)
always has been The Web 2.0. YouTube, Google, Twitter, Uncyclopedia,
Anonymous, & the like
Wed Jan 16
1:59am Don't tweet anything you don't want to be immortalized in the
Library of Congress....sometime this year...
5:13pm I get reborn on the first of each month. Or at least, that's when I
get compensated.....
Thu Jan 17
9:10pm Wow, seeing yourself on TV IS depressing. I mean you can't just
KILL him, er, yourself. You're kind of forced to let him skip along, gaily.
9:19pm Well, I suppose I COULD say I wanna kill myself, but that
would confuse people.
9:19pm I really just want to kill identity thieves, and that's not a crime.
9:22pm NO ONE actually cares if you kill off and murder an identity
thief. It's like squashing a cockroach, except the cockroach hates its own
face
9:32pm I'm famous in the same way YouTube is. Everyone knows who I
am on an unconventional level, and I'm not in any superbowl ads,
9:32pm but there IS a shitload of overhyped PR stories and gimmicks
promoting me on a SUBLIMINAL level! Be wary of that.
9:49pm Now that I've uh, WON this Academy Award for acting, I'd like
to thank some people. Uh, Mom I love you, Dad, my agent who ignores
me.
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9:49pm ....My stalkers, the mudslinging haters. That one guy who framed
me for murder, I love you!
9:57pm You WILL be shipped off to Japan, as soon as this boot camp
BREAKS you.
9:58pm Drop and give me 50 thumbnail sketches. On the ground!
10:01pm You think this is funny? YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY!!!
THAT'S IT!!! I'm DEMOTING you from a samurai sword to a Nerf
Revolver.
10:07pm No candy for you. UNLESS We see you make a penile
reference on a message board.
10:12pm No bronies allowed, yo...
10:14pm Don't do a bad drawing! Or I'll....slaughter something you care
about, like your name or something.....
10:17pm Don't LET ME CATCH YOU WATCHING.....MIyazaki.
UNLESS....it is Disney approved..
10:25pm That guy who draws the real scary dark shit and pulls his teeth
out bleeding in the office halls.
10:25pm .....I don't know whether to promote him or admit him to an
asylum on paid leave.
10:30pm I encourage women in the workplace, but what do you do about
that one girl who keeps posting erotic art online in a campaign to hit on
you?
Fri Jan 18
3:21pm Today's BIG NEWS ARTICLE...."Why exactly ARE WE a
bunch of GIANT DOUCHEBAGS?"
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5:15pm If what you REALLY WANT MONEY, you can HAVE
MONEY. It's called a business loan,
5:15pm in which case you're GIVEN large amounts of money to run
your own business.
5:15pm It's not the GETTING OF MONEY that's the problem. It's the
reimbersment that's the REAL problem....
6:13pm Writer-Artist, LeftBrain-RightBrain: And Counting! http://t.co/
fqax4TqN
9:38pm I have a beard and don't shave, because my neck and chin meats
look like asscheeks when I shave. So the beard covering my asschin-neck
STAYS
Sat Jan 19
12:33am That's the POWER of new Oxy Clean. It gets the coke stains
out!....What? Too soon?
12:42am #GoodTimesWithTV Veggin on the couch, with my cat
12:42am just laughing my ASS off at Family Guy, Robot Chicken, and
Fish Hooks..It don't get better than this! It don't get better than this!!!
1:16am Cartoon Network, or "CN" used to be so reliable for quality.
1:16am Now I pretty much just rely on Toonami, Adult Swim, Nicktoons,
The Hub, Boomerang, 90sAreAllThat, and Disney XD for my toon fix.
1:16am Not picky. Long as it's not Scooby-Doo, Tom and Jerry, or Jonny
Test.
1:17am Which get played all damn day even today, add nauseum.
4:38pm Rule No. 1 of being an Actual Cool Naruto Fan, Words to Live
By: Sasuke ISN'T COOL! Sasuke was NEVER COOL. Live with it.
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10:59pm That's okay. I'm not offended. Not like they actually have a
SOUL or any human thing like that...
11:49pm Surely science-tech can explain why my writing gets plagiarized
by lazier writers withing 2.3 milliseconds of its publication time period.
11:52pm #ExpandToonami Liking that idea...
Sun Jan 20
4:21pm "Stop drawing so DETAILED every so often, you....American
male BASTARD!!!"" Yeah, I get that a lot. Heh.
4:28pm I've always preferred detailed artwork. I might draw a
bit..."crudely" sometimes as some say, but I'll always look at the detailed
stuff 1st
4:43pm #MyWorldIs The only one in pop culture where the guy with
a blade/gun in each hand, glowing eyes, and a black trenchcoat is the
GOOD GUY!
8:04pm Inauguration's tomorrow for the 44th President. Happy MLK
day!
Mon Jan 21
12:20pm God Bless This Great Country, America, and God
Bless Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States
#Inauguration2013
Tue Jan 22
10:12pm Hmm....Well actually, judging by the low ratings online, I'd say
it's some form of insult. Those do tend to get HORRIBLE ratings.
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10:31pm Wow. I'm impressed. Stronger AND Smarter than me, AND he
looks just like me??
10:32pm Wow, that IS impressive. Now if there were any ACTUAL truth
to that, we might have something here!
10:40pm Gordon Freeman says: When the Corporation put dynamite in
my laboratory....
10:40pm and I had to run out just before the explosion, I thought the
face-name replicants would die too.
10:40pm They were IN the explosion. You'd think it could have at least
killed them. No such luck. Too bad Black Mesa is that evil....
10:47pm Gordon Freeman: I get paid by a boss too....with bullets.
10:48pm And liquid explosive devices that autodetonate upon impact of
yet another ungodly manifestation of genetic engineering...
10:52pm They don't teach you to fire a gun at Harvard. That's the
government's job...
10:54pm Close, but I read it first...Yeeeyeah. Sorry about that...
10:54pm Not really..
10:55pm Actually I'm glad it happened. But what is "it". Let us ponder
this mystery...Watch some TV, they'll fill u in lol
10:56pm I learned it by watching you...
11:01pm New book I found somewhere "Learn how to manipulate the
perceptual context of the words of the user posting overhead, like a evil
mastermind
11:01pm ....in 12 easy steps!
11:06pm I love not having a sense of humor. See, I've got you pegged,
Seth MacFarland. Clearly you're pro gay/family/leftwing
11:06pm cuz that's what your show says, and we can ALL trust THAT of
course. TV wouldn't LIE to us, would it?? Naaaaw, impossible.
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11:06pm I like group sentiment.
11:22pm Maaan! I HATE The media. They keep mimicking me in real
time. Really wish I knew how to deal with *accidentally unplugs laptop*
11:22pm Hey look at that! The TV stopped doing the "mimic that guy in
real time" thing. How'd THAT happen anyway?
11:23pm Clearly I have know knowledge of the science of this black
magic. Guess I'll never figure it out. Hey look at that, I'm wireless!
11:29pm Clearly I have not received any advice about computers from a
Private Investigator. HOW DARE YOU accuse me of such treachery!
11:44pm SOMEBODY cough cough, knows I smoke the w-e-e-d every 4
seconds. Well, my dealer knows, but he's not gonna snitch cuz I'm his best
customer
11:44pm SMOKE UP PEEPLES!
Wed Jan 23
6:27am Part of the reason my minority members like me is I've achieved
a lot of success and influence WITHOUT playing the race card.
6:27am Race matters to me, but I believe in character depth first,
cultural ethnicity second.
8:39am Most of my early creative work was created out of FEAR OF
poverty and homelessness. Not "acceptance" of it.
11:42am I WANTED to grew up to be a world famous artist one day.
Instead, I grew up to be Fred Flinstone.
11:43am People can call me whatever name they like. Long as they
generally STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY GODDAMN WAY, I ain't
got no beef with nobody...
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2:24pm I'm switching Sponsor allegiance. From Google Adsense for my
blog to Yahoo's Chitika. SO SICK of Google skipping out on my blog
earnings.
2:35pm Follow Others All Day Long, and you "get to" Watch Others
Prosper All Day Long.
2:35pm Follow YOURSELF Helping Others All Day Long and Watch
YOURSELF Prosper.
2:51pm I've heard people in more conservative mediums (like
journalists) describe their industry as "ruthless" at times.
2:52pm But as the internet comments section shows for entertainment
websites where anyone can post comments)...
2:52pm animation and comics has it's share of ruthless individuals. It's a
mistake to think animation and comics can't get....
2:52pm "as nasty as certain other industries". Truth is, jerks work
everywhere in every industry. Every industry has ruthless people in it.
2:52pm You can't be discouraged by thing like negativity. Just ask MLK.
3:28pm Sometimes a lifetime of punishment, or pain and suffering is
worth going through if it leads to a positive end result. Means to End
3:28pm Suffering and failure are great teachers. Look at Nelson
Mandela. He was imprisoned for God only knows how long,
3:28pm yet he eventually won the the Nobel Peace Prize. It's sage
patience like THAT that I can actually get behind.
3:40pm I didn't learn patience until I was at LEAST 28 years old, if not a
year older. Patience is a hard thing for younger people to understand.
3:40pm ESPECIALLY with the media and internet that speeds
everything up and makes anything and everything instant and short lived.
4:03pm Being unassuming and famous (you know, "not being cynical"
and whatnot) can be tough. People will often admire and resent it equally
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4:11pm AnimeTalk: To me, if Moebius was the Pope of comics, as a
result, I kind of view Katsuhiro Otomo as the Dalai Lama...of comics....
4:12pm @ActionChick @comiXology DMC?? COMICS??!! I'm sold...
4:28pm Personally speaking, I like Comixology and Things From
Another World. Every comics shop is in a ghetto nowadays. How does
that work exactly?
4:39pm If sales of online stores fail, the most likely thing that MAKES
them fail is they're A) Confusing, or Not easy to use. Ease of use matters
5:05pm I have POLITICIAN followers now?? Wow. I had no idea.
That's actually cool in a strange sort of way.
5:40pm Good fiction narration and story writing of ANY sort explores
themes. Not just novels, but animation and comics, too.
5:40pm For instance, among other things, the Batman series explores
such themes as Crime and Punishment, Heroicism, Villainy, Justice/
Vigilantism
5:44pm Doin' some research on Bang Zoom! on ANN.
5:44pm I didn't know they're the ones who did the Blade of the Immortal
dub. That's one of my three fave comics of ALL TIME!
5:50pm That's the thing I like about big studios in anime.
5:50pm They're humble enough that they're not famous for bragging,
even when they work on the most badassed titles in the World.
7:45pm I've never understood the social value of the whole "cheating
wives dating site" thing. I don't WANNA fuck a married broad! Cheatin's
wrong!
10:57pm #ScaryTVShitWTF LA: I wear glasses myself,
10:57pm but damn if I'm not terrified by the flood of creepy ass
bespectacled serial sociopath murderers and molester guys in media
10:57pm who attempt to sport that "Buddy Holly look"
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10:58pm #HaveyouabductedaCHILDtoday? #PSA
11:01pm Bottom, line, never trust TheGuy With Your Own Body/Face
Who's planning on KILLING YOU.
11:04pm Yes. That is indeed some creepy as hell blatantly scary horror
movie 2000s type shit. Pretty new shit that hasn't happened before.
11:28pm And thus concludes another episode of Family Guy - Executive
Producer: Joe Freeman He's not ACTUALLY a writer for OUR show,
11:29pm but people trust show credits, plus we like his NAME and we
like taking credit for people and things
Thu Jan 24
12:33pm Dear Obama, YOU wanna address the whole "Korea" thing, or
do you just want me to?
12:50pm North Korea, Iran. They're the same place, aren't they? I lost
track....
12:58pm My political thoughts? Just like a gun in an anywhere type
neighborhood in someone's house,
12:58pm if some country is trying to conceal it nuclear activity, clearly it's
not intending to do anything "positive with it...Kinda obvious.
12:58pm Or so says my empathic brain.
1:01pm If you're DEVELOPING a nukes program, you've got plans to
obliterate SOMEONE. We know you're track record with power.
1:16pm I'm going to start some Tweet topics "aimed at the U.S.". HI
U.S.! Ooh. Scary.
1:23pm Aren't they the country with the 10 year old emperor?
1:25pm Never give nukes to an 8 year old. This is why young children
should stick to playing Nintendo.
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1:44pm I'm not worried about girls wanting to pursue science and tech in
America, or lack thereof....
1:44pm ...One of my best friends online, @stonergoth187 had a strong
desire to pursue science professionally. she's a girl. Does that not count?
1:44pm I don't know why, but she puts me at ease...
1:59pm News: "North Korea calls U.S. a 'sworn enemy' while testing
Nuclear capabilities"
2:00pm Seriously? This sounds suspiciously like political propaganda
and smack talk....America isn't your enemy unless you WANT it to be.
2:02pm North Korea also hates South Korea as history shows, but
there's too many actual creative people in South Korea to hate them...
2:09pm White House says NKorea nuclear test plan 'needlessly
provocative' http://t.co/k7LH2fXB
2:15pm Logistically and Scientifically speaking, a North Korean nuclear
missile successfully connecting with the United States...
2:15pm (w/o getting blown out of the sky) is about as probable as you
throwing a dart & successfully hitting a target 2 miles away....
2:15pm First it's got to ACTUALLY cross an entire ocean without
getting destroyed by the U.S. Military. A humorous idea, logistically
speaking.
2:21pm Bruce lee didn't just influenced animation and comics: DBZ,
anime fighting series, Rock Lee of Naruto, Marvel Comics, Superhero
comics...
2:21pm You name it!
2:22pm His body movements have an almost imaginative, magical,
mystical quality to them, in terms of the motion, movement, and
choreography of it.
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2:26pm My Microsoft overseas business online math assistant is a
genius!
2:26pm Give him any range of numbers he can do 20 different
percentage calculations in 5 MINUTES! Mind boggling!
2:42pm While I absolutely LOVE and ADORE the Art of the Epic
Wordy Narrative.
2:42pm I understand there are some cultural barriers and
comprehension barriers between Eastern and Western Culture.
2:43pm A Japanese audience isn't going to understand the context of
Lord of the Rings or Cerebus The Aardvark in the same way as a U.S.
audience
2:43pm Just like how an American or European audience isn't going to
understand Inuyasha or DBZ in the same way the Japanese do. But epic
is epic.
2:43pm There's a big enough appreciation for long-winded, sprawling
narratives in ANY culture.
3:03pm Games too scary and intense to WATCH, let alone actually
successfully play and beat? That's easy. Half-Life 1 and 2.
3:03pm Intense as HELL! Scared the SHIT out of me. Valve has a scary
imagination.
3:04pm It's the same thing with horror movies. If you're sensitive and
positive like me, you find a lot of them Too Scary to Actually Watch.
3:06pm Unsuccessful people are scared to Move Forward. Successful
people and Ultra-Successful People are scared of Moving Backward ($)
3:08pm How did I get past 8,000 tweets again?
3:15pm It fits society very much. Failure hates and fears success. And
Success hates and fears Failure. It's a mutual disrespect.
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3:39pm #WhatILearnedFromJapan If who Japan publicly likes in media
and business is any indicator,
3:39pm I'd guess Japan has a lot of local pride much like America has
for itself. I've read numerous books on Japan,
3:40pm and if you want to sell to Japan, essentially you have to BE IN or
have BEEN IN Japan. In other words,
3:40pm you have to brave the journey to reap the respect and rewards.
"Gaijin" doesn't mean American. It means someone who's not in Japan.
3:53pm I have a rant I want to write about today: Bias and preferential
treatment of smart sentient beings.
3:53pm Society tells us "Smart good. Dumb bad". What makes this way
of thinking hypocritical is it isn't true.
3:53pm Smart people are often lazy and amoral, and hard working
successful people could sometimes statistically be called dumb.
3:55pm People use "dumb" as a pejorative term, which is scientifically
inaccurate. For instance, George W. Bush wasn't dumb academically
speaking,
3:55pm but because I hate guys like him he's a good example of how you
can be educated, but if you make bad decisions,
3:56pm people call you "dumb" as a pejorative.
3:58pm "Ignorance" or lack of analytical thought is linked to action,
bravery, proactiveness, and money.
3:58pm Why do you think people go on about "the sciency and
mathematical Asians". Asians are considered the smartest culture,
3:59pm and therefore stereotyping of the "positive variety" grants Asians
preferential treatment over other races much of the time,
3:59pm all because "their jeniuses, LOL"
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3:59pm Smart is a status symbol, not a scientific accuracy in any form of
media or public perception.
4:09pm The Lesson I am Trying to Teach With My Rant About
Misunderstood Intelligence: You don't have to be traditionally smart to
make a difference
4:09pm You just need to make the right decisions and take action at the
right moment.
4:15pm Any Policeman and Politician can change the way we act. That's
part of their job description, for better AND worse.
4:15pm But it takes a truly smart Revolutionary to change the way we
value things and THINK.
4:17pm It's a well kept secret in L.A. that one of the hardest things to
ever accomplish in the TV industry
4:18pm is exactly what the Adult Swim franchise is accomplishing...
4:18pm Most Execs will tell you it's impossible to get millions upon
millions of viewers at 1 a.m. in the morning...
4:19pm or anywhere near that number at any a.m. time before 7 a.m.
4:35pm There are two main principles I've learned in my early study days
that have benefited me immensely.
4:35pm ..from reading the writings of Big Thinkers like Lawrence Lessig
and the Existentialist Movement
4:36pm In the age of information overload and deceptive media, it's
important to:
4:36pm A) Question copyright legitimacy (it can be a tyranny),
4:36pm B) Trust Nothing, Question Everything.
4:45pm Truthfully, I question all COPYRIGHT as much of it is a
beurocratic abuse of power.
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4:45pm It's giving some faceless corporation permission to put you OR
me, or anyone without real power of attorney in jail
4:46pm or charge them $500,000 fucking DOLLARS, for duplicating a
sound or image (Good lord?)
5:10pm There is ONE book that will teach you how to achieve greatness.
And that book is....
5:10pm the Biography Book about any famous historical Tech, Media,
Religious, Political, Social, or Business Leader.
5:15pm Did I ever tweet about the three separate times in my formative
years in the 90s,
5:15pm each time of which I got the autograph of a famous media
figure?
5:17pm First Incident: 90s: I got invited to the Disney Institute in
Orlando, where I live,
5:17pm where I attended a public event and got to briefly talk to (and
got the autograph of) John Lasseter.
5:18pm I also attended Megacon some time aroun 93 and also got to
talk to and get a Spawn issue 1 signed by Todd McFarlane
5:18pm But before that I went to the artist alley and got a sig from Dave
Sim as well..
5:19pm I'm pretty sure they don't remember me. They've met 1,000s of
people
5:19pm But I REMEMBER THEM....They were like GODS to me.
They kind of still are...
6:28pm Writer-Artist, LeftBrain-RightBrain: Here's Every Art Book I've
Ever Owned by Other Artists... http://t.co/tWYEIUqo
6:53pm I'd like to attend SOME kind of public event celebrating one of
the fields I specialize in. Sounds like fun getting to meet similar people.
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6:53pm But all the events I'd like to attend are NOWHERE NEAR my
house...
8:17pm Though I'm both, Florida doesn't really cater to manga and
anime comics geniuses the way it does to computer and internet
geniuses...
8:18pm So just do what I did if you live in Florida: Quit comics and
manga, and switch to a career in technology....
8:21pm I'm probably one of the most famous people IN Florida by now,
ESPECIALLY in terms of media and comics...
8:21pm I'm like Ted Turner, but one state down from him...
8:22pm I always hoped I'd see that happen somehow, some day.
8:25pm If you live in Miami, Ft. Lauderdale, or Central Florida, you
don't necessarily have to leave Florida.
8:26pm I've ALWAYS been in this state ever since my parents moved
here from Illinois and Michigan. So at least I'm here.
8:26pm There's gotta be other people somewhere too, right
8:29pm Three most famous comics artists living in Florida: Jared
Hodges, Lindsey Cibos, Chandra Free. Some guy named JM.
8:57pm #SecretsofRetail If a product industry earns like its in the
ghetto, like say superheroes,
8:57pm then not surprisingly, most comics shops will end up in the
ghetto.
8:57pm Whereas Digital stuff sells, so Best Buys are in relatively safer
areas for the most part.
8:58pm It's a proportional thing. Product sales are proportional to retail
real estate value.
8:58pm The money coming into the product factors into where you can
BUY the product in person.
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9:00pm It comes down to budgeting issues. Value of product determines
where you'll actually find it.
9:13pm For the eternal argument "Which one's more profitable in the
2000s, manga or superheroes", I gotta say manga.
9:13pm Think about when Borders was open. When manga was in its
prime, partially DUE TO Borders...
9:14pm Where could you find Borders? Upper class cities. Where were
comics shops located at the same time? Slums.
9:15pm Yes I get out of the house two, and I definitely noticed a huge
difference in atmosphere. Borders wasn't SCARY. BECAUSE it made
more money!
9:28pm I keep all my BIGGEST ACHIEVEMENTS a secret most of the
time. I don't know why. Probably because they'd attract attention and I'm
shy.
9:29pm Things like some of my artwork being published in Animation
Magazine, writing reviews for a Bang Zoom! show (AnimeTV), winning
awards..
9:30pm ..Being a prolific author. Founding a company with real money
involved. Working with famous anime voice actor online. Stuff like that
9:30pm Stuff you SHOULD be proud of I got out of my way to NOT be
proud of. That's just my contradictory nature.
9:58pm How do I know so much about how certain companies and
industries are run? I pay attention to the places I go.
9:58pm I'm a Master of Reconnaissance friends. BEING There,
wherever "there" is, gives all sorts of free intel.
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Fri Jan 25
12:01am If it feels hopeful, it probably is. If it feels hopeLESS, it
probably is.
2:08pm A lot of people don't realize, technology is an art form, just as
science has always been.
Sat Jan 26
3:58pm You people DARE ask ME for FREE MONEY!!!!????
3:59pm "Because I'd rather you be DEAD than lose a tiny SHRED of
what I Made this Fiscal Year" - Nathan Explosion
Sun Jan 27
3:55pm The WORLDWIDE MOB OF PEOPLE appears to be on MY
side now, by some strange occurrence. NICE! Good MOB. Sit! Stay!
Good boy!
4:02pm I doubt a guy with a name like "dickotron" has all THAT much
money to his name. Just a hunch....
4:15pm HAH HAH! Things the name "Dickotron" WON'T get you:
Popularity, girls, money, the popular vote.
4:15pm Try lowering your standards, especially when it comes to
thinking up names....
6:20pm You know, I just noticed how incredibly popular astrology is with
entrepreneurs....
8:36pm Honestly, you can't rely on Raw Power alone to get ahead in life.
I had a whole Mountain of Power at One Point. Was I rewarded for it?
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8:37pm Well, only if you count torturous runs of unemployment for a
decade on end.
9:29pm "Screw the rules. I have money" - Seto Kaiba.
9:36pm Where's Mike Lazzo? I want to hunt him down and PRAISE
THE FUCK OUTTA HIM! #Thegreatestfan
9:45pm Gee, I'm sure the other lapdogs are just linin' up to fill these
shoes. Seriously, who'd want a shit job like this?
9:45pm I don't anymore. I know that much....
9:59pm Maybe in Fairyland I AM the bad guy. But does this LOOK like
FUCKING FAIRYLAND??? Not to me it doesn't.
Mon Jan 28
12:46pm Yeah, it is kind of "funny" that someone wants to embarrass
other people so much....
12:46pm that they're actual corrupt enough to view commiting an actual
felony as a "means to an end"
12:47pm Yeah, let's commit felonies to embarrass other people. Surely
that will not get us in trouble...
12:54pm Yeah, what is the deal with all the "funny little nicknames"
Technically, you're encouraging an unconvicted felon in COMMITING
felonies.
12:54pm Awesome show, great job...
1:05pm Secret hacking = Felony. Trojan Horse = felony. Hacker who
engages in these activities = unconvicted felon. Right, panda?
1:12pm If there's one thing I can count on, it's human stupidity.
1:12pm Opens bag of popcorn. "Let's kick back and see who's
committing a federal offense today."
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1:23pm I am SO glad I'm not a Breeder. I'm not a WOMAN. I don't
actually HAVE a desire to reproduce. Another reason men are superior
to women.
1:25pm Women are real Nazis when it comes to nature and
reproduction....
4:18pm Yes, That Legal Notice You Got From Facebook Is Real http://
t.co/5aDyaulY
4:24pm #ThingsFaceBookTaughtMe You're Not liable if you can find
ways to embarrass me. JUST KIDDING!
4:44pm @THR JM high fives Obama of Promoting Boycotts Aimed at
Conservative Media
5:06pm Yes, YES. Take it, take it all. EVERYTHING GOES,
EVERYTHING GOES ON MY INSTANT WATCHLIST YES
YES!!!!!! #AmazonInstant, #Watchlist, #New
5:09pm Cartoon CARTOONS!!!! MOAR CARTOONS!!!
YAAARG!!!!! #AmazonInstant, #Watchlist
5:25pm Yeah, that's me, and I'm a Half-Noun/Half-Noun. DEAL Wit it,
sucka! Such is the folklore of being multiracial....I guess..
5:25pm Well it looks good on TV and in anime anyway.
5:59pm Los Angeles and Tokyo have a very "We're going to produce a
rip off of your show with or WITHOUT you" attitude towards me and my
designs.
5:59pm At this point I could never draw anything else, ever, and the
"Swordsman Show(s) JM did clearly not create" will continue like
clockwork.
5:59pm Gross, but then again they never ask for my opinion to begin
with.
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6:29pm Sometimes I get SO PISSED OFF!!! I'm half-tempted to shut
my entire tweet feed off for another two whole weeks, just to piss fans
off,
6:29pm like the time I did that very thing a few years ago. That'll learn
em...
6:44pm Yeah, I COULD stir up some serious shit, but I won't.
6:44pm Rule No. 1 of being a Web-Controlling Time-Lord, you can't
punish civilization just because you're living in poverty....
7:10pm I REALLY need to start charging a "Twitter Trend Finder's Fee"
7:17pm I've bet my life against Copyright, The Man, Misfortune, Ill
Will, Slander, and the Former Mainstream. Sometimes it works out.
Sometimes not
7:18pm Pay off or not, either way, I took a gamble with my life, and
risked pretty much everything I value on some level.
7:40pm Personality profile "You do not dwell on controversy or
emotionally difficult subjects."
7:44pm Personality profile: "You have a sympathetic nature and
instinctively reach out to people in need of help.
7:44pm Personality Profile: "You also have a deeply ingrained tendency
to want to improve or "fix" other people's lives."
7:45pm Personality Profile: You possess gifts of tact, courtesy, and
consideration.
8:37pm Every time I lay down in my house, I feel like I'm losing a boxing
match and am lying on the matt or something, even when resting in
bed....
9:03pm Not surprising that with every last thing I make an effort to do,
someone bigger than me will always attempt to "swoop in"...
9:03pm and cut/cheat me out of profits. No wonder I'm so secretive.
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9:59pm #VentureBros Sargent Hatred is so cool.....y'know, for a sex
offender....
10:00pm LOL
10:44pm Twitter's fun....but I miss my backyard swing set....
10:49pm I also miss my acoustic guitar and beat up drum set.
DuggaDugga duggadugga duggadugga duggadugga!
11:34pm Oh, look at that. Time for my Daily, er NIGHTLY 5-Hour
Energy injection, into my bloodstream....
11:50pm Hey, would you look at that! The homicide rate in the U.S. has
PLUMMETED since the year I got famous (2002). Heh. Yer welcome.
Tue Jan 29
12:04am That's right. We all want comics from [super faduper deep voice
narrator] Frank Miller!
12:05am There ain't NEVER been a president that good since [super
deep voice narrator] BARACK OBAMA!
12:05am Yeeyuh. Right on.
12:06am See, Blaxion Jackson voices DO come in handy.
12:16am Heh, oh my. You know, I've met my share of women online in
the last...uh, 7 or so years...that don't know about each other. Oh dear.
12:16am Where was I going with this thing. Women. Yeeehh
1:04am I am Large and In Charge. All 340 lbs. of me. Damn. I gotta get
back in shape...Even if fat runs in my biological family...which it does.
1:07am I'm "choosing" to be fat. Thanks Maw n' Paw. That's RICH. Like
my food
1:07pm I always HATED the idea of bosses, "answering to someone else
who's not me" Good thing I'll never actually have to.
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1:08pm People who answer to themselves are happier and lead better
lives than people who answer to other people....
2:01pm Money? Peeshaw. Who wants any of THAT anyway. Being a
loser is more important. It keeps families together.....Awwwww.
2:01pm Fuck I hate talking like that.
2:11pm Eventually, you gotta choose, between being Rich and Envied by
Evil Greedy Sociopath Siblings, or Broke and Angry....
2:11pm Heh. Good thing i already hate my family.
2:19pm Some people are such spoiled FUCKING losers their whole life
seems to revolve around bragging about "how much more money they
have than me"
2:20pm If I were rich, I'd bet they'd blow their fucking brains out with an
AK47, purely because I proved their entire life to be a lie.
2:20pm Awww. Poor BABIES! HAHAHAHAHAH!!! I say GOOD!!!!
Blow your brains out. It's what you deserve in reality.
3:10pm Aw, shucks. Who'd ah thought it be so hard to pay back a budget
of $40-70,000?
3:21pm Naw, my business plan was sound IMO. I'm just not comfortable
borrowing $40k.
3:50pm I've already changed the world using no money. But it's easier to
GET WORK DONE with money. Cuts down on a LOT of bullshit, if you
ask me.
4:09pm Shit Google Adsense Sayz: Today, you made 2 Dah-lurz. Today,
we made 2 TRILLION in 6 Seconds. Nyeeeeeh! Yeah, FUCK you,
Google.
4:21pm Ah well, back to the ripping mines...
4:22pm *Vanished back into mancave*
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4:25pm That Glomera website was great. Too bad they'll probably
never actually get out of fuckin' BETA MODE. God I hate unfinished
websites...
4:36pm I'm branded a "troublemaker" by many. What does that mean
exactly, you ask?
4:36pm That means I'm not going to get hired OR find work unless I
invented an entirely brand new market all by myself,
4:36pm like I did with YouTube in 2005
4:37pm But shit, man. I'm a thaumaturgist. Ain't no "one hit wonder
routine" with me!
4:43pm Privately, I'm well aware of my Silicon Valley Status as an
"uploading content pioneer". I'm the Unknown Rebel of Online Video
Content
5:23pm I put everything I had into my work, but ultimately I ended up
with less respect from people than I started off with.
5:23pm Something doesn't add up. Like how working harder than
everyone else seems to make me LESS respect, not more.
6:25pm So great it is being famous. Like when at the state prison Jack
finishes raping his cellmate Nat,
6:25pm and when he goes to eat lunch in the prison cafeteria, a replica
of my ugly mug
6:25pm will be the first thing he sees on Nickelodeon/Disney channel
being played in the state prison cafeteria. FUN shit like that!
7:14pm My parents and brother aren't exactly MOLES, but they are big
"fans and supporters" of the people that are now my mortal enemies,
7:14pm theoretically speaking anyway. In that sense, I haven't trusted
them for a LONG time.
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7:36pm Few years ago, my best friend knew I was struggling. Even
offered to let me live with them as a roommate in their house in North
Carolina.
7:37pm *Sigh* There goes my ONE CHANCE of getting to get the hell
out of the worst State in the World, Florida.
Wed Jan 30
10:50am Writer-Artists-Author Exercise: "Pick An Illustrat... http://t.co/
gAp2PJSz
6:22pm When drawing comics or animation, as a designer, it's important
to develop your own unique and original design theories in your mind.
6:22pm ..THEN start planning.
6:24pm Designers like Bruce Timm, Moebius, and Otomo are famous
for their design work because they DO have good and unique design
theories.
6:24pm It's manifested in the projects they've worked on.
6:29pm Design theory IS Design execution. A good designer shows his
or her theories, with forms and shapes, on a blank piece of paper or
computer.
Fri Feb 1
1:54pm "Do not be accustomed to having everyhting come easily to you.
This is not the way of the (martial) arts" - Master Bong Soo Han to Joe
Hyams
4:26pm The Teachings of a Master: Limitlessness http://t.co/UlzSJFXq
4:34pm As an artist, much of the time, perfecting and mastering what
already works in your technique and skill arsenal IS the key to versatility.
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6:19pm #ScorpioAndGemini pretty much hate each others guts and are
famous for their in fighting and bickering.
6:19pm If you're forming a Scorpio team, NEVER recruit a Gemini to
be a part of that team. You will live to regret it.
Sun Feb 3
5:02pm Danger, danger, and more danger. Strangers, Strangers, and
more Strangers. High Risk.
5:03pm This is JM's tweetfeed. Tresspassers and followers not as famous
as the people they're following...will be shot.
5:07pm TV and forums don't help much with pressure. If anything,
they put too much pressure on me to live up to my famous and iconic
reputation.
5:07pm All those pyramid schemes trying to mimic my style.
5:11pm LG:"Hi I'm the guy who's face avatar is his entire portfolio" JM:
"O...kay? And your actual employable skill IS?" "Loser Guy (LG): My
face?"
5:11pm Please. Get. THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!!
NOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE LOSERS!!!!!!!
5:22pm I've always been sickened by the HORDES of hangers on I
attract in the media.
5:23pm I don't need a million people trying to duplicate whatever it is
they seem to think I am....or what characterizes me,
5:23pm because it's different with each person, apparently. Some people
like to THINK they know what I'm about, but then someone argues with
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5:28pm I don't really GET swept up in whatever the pandemonium of
the minute is most of the time. I feel like some people WANT ME TO.
REJECTED!
9:13pm Finally, FINALLY my laptop has a working DVD-ROM drive
again. First thing I watched was the taped premiere episode of Motorcity.
Ah memories
Mon Feb 4
10:18am You, a 16 year old KID, like to make passionate drawings of
this CORPORATELY OWNED.....GARBAGE? Man, I guess the entire
world's gone sellout
2:50pm Why DOES everyone think I'm some WHITE dude just because
I draw manga and like anime?
2:50pm I assure you, I'm an ARAB dude who draws manga. Well, PART
ARAB anyway.
2:51pm I'm also a Buddhist-Agnostic, and have astigmatism, so I wear
glasses. But this copper skin don't lie. I'm an ethnic variety of SOME
sort.
2:53pm Arab people have curly hair. Get the fuck OVER it.
2:55pm What's that you say, "Mongolian people don't have curly hair"?
They do if they're part Berber-Tunisian and French.
2:57pm The genetic timeline of my family tree has no real linearity. It's
not well documented which of my ancestors existed first. No one knows.
2:58pm Is that "ugly" to you? Good, make a TV show about it or
something.
3:04pm Stanford online class on algorithms = Kinda TOUGH.
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3:17pm Ladies and Gentleman! Ladies and GENTLE-MEN! Please! I'm
a cocky TV producer. One at a time ONE AT A TIME!
3:17pm I shall discredit each of his accomplishments in my OWN mind
as they come to me, ONE AT A TIME! Patience people.
3:17pm You must learn to WAIT for your public mudslingings
6:00pm HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! EVeryone's laughing at you. It's the
worst kept secret in the world: WHO YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH.
6:19pm Have we addressed all the pressing tabloid worthy issues? Are
we ready to actually get off our fucking internet addicted ass and work
now?
6:19pm Good? Good.
6:32pm FUCK!!!! NO NO, DO AS I COMMAND. OBEY ME, OBEY
ME!!!!! http://t.co/IXVwC4OX
6:55pm See? I know how to exploit Kermit the Frog without his
knowledge.
6:56pm And I only had to commit 3 Unpenalized felonies to draw that.
AREN'T I GETTING BETTER?? LULZ
10:33pm Okay, so TECHNICALLY, we already have been made aware
"The Happy Go Lucky Fun Kid Mystery Hacker Gang" is a bunch of
criminals.
10:33pm But the REAL Question is, what KIND of criminals are they?
Felons? Identity Thieves? Assassins? Homicidal Maniacs?
10:34pm All of the above, maybe?
11:34pm Yeah, I'll get my license when I make my first $100 million. And
NOT A SECOND SOONER!
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Tue Feb 5
1:42pm Well, I've lived to see revolutions in Asian Culture, Online
Broadcasting, Egyptian Culture, and American Politics.
1:42pm ...Good enough for me, in terms of life experience.
1:52pm Hey cool! I've Arrived! Oh wait, that happened a long time ago...
4:10pm FUN TIMES....WITH WORDS: Hai-Ho. Kermit T. Frog Here!
http://t.co/fOUMhcv8
4:18pm Hey, you know what really takes the edge off? Sex with another
man. Works like a charm.
4:24pm So, are there any Funimation shows recently that DON'T use
undersized panties as a central plot device?
4:35pm Fwoosh. THERE WE GO!
4:35pm I shall call you Eduardo...
4:38pm Uh oh, my blow up doll got arrested.....For being underage.
4:39pm I shall miss her
4:40pm I've told you...stay off those sites!
4:41pm All they do is talk smack over there....while they shit in the nude.
4:42pm If you're gonna talk smack, at least do it with clothes on....
4:48pm *Looks around* Are Mario and Luigi still here?
4:49pm Mario just ate a mushroom....
5:04pm Well, that's a relief. Didn't have to use any actual REAL attacks.
Good training!
5:24pm Barack Obama is the best comic book artist I've ever seen! I
just know once he gets some time off from politics he'll do some killer
manga!
5:24pm Just you watch! Any day now!
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5:32pm Does anyone actually BELIEVE everything they read or hear
online or on TV? For the sake of not brainwashing the masses, I certainly
HOPE not
5:33pm There's a lot of propaganda in PR during the last decade or so.
Fueled by corporate espionage.
5:35pm Ruling the world. Pe-shaw. Everyone knows that's my PART
TIME job. Not full time.
5:52pm Hey, wait a minute J! Barack Obama isn't Japanese. How could
he POSSIBLY have any power as a mangaka!? That's whack, yo!
7:00pm That's funny. I always thought laughing like the Dalai Lama
WAS the "RIGHT" way to laugh. I've got a lot to learn.
7:36pm I like what the Chinese Oracle Fortune Lady told me better....
7:39pm And I like what the patent attorney told me even better
than that. Me: So how much money can I make? Patent Attorney:
$100,000,000,000.00
Wed Feb 6
5:41pm To the people who assume I'm a "headliner" or "cartoon
character"...
5:41pm I'd say you actually know HOW TO debate....if you weren't too
stupid to get my fucking NAME right.
6:11pm I find manga/anime fans are the most pretentious, arrogant,
fickle, hard to please fans this side of Jhonen Vasquez fans.
6:20pm I'm not out to please FANS with my artwork. Hardly anyone is
able to do that. My goal is to measure up to my own standards,
6:20pm and I want to create the things I want to see.
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10:40pm Dear Internet Trolls / cyberbullies, if you like HATING other
things and people so much, why NOT join the Neo-Nazi and KKK
parties.
10:40pm You're essentially talking/writing in the same way.
Thu Feb 7
1:51pm Oh Viacom and Facebook. You and you're 'adorable"
misappropriating ways. Oh you.
2:04pm Talk to the TV Screen! Cuz the conglomerate producers ain't
listenin'.
5:34pm If THAT'S how the media defines success nowadays, I'd HATE
to see how they define failure....
5:51pm Man, all this "listening to input" and "internet participation" shit
really knows how to slow a man down. I gotta focus on comics more...
Fri Feb 8
2:42pm Considering how GRAPHICALLY OFFENSIVE shows playing
during the day (like FAMILY GUY ON TBS) are.....
2:42pm I see no reason why there shouldn't be mature, serious and
dramatic/violent animated series aired on TV during the day.
2:43pm Shit like Spongebob, Scooby Doo, and CN's daytime lineup IS
the reason most adults assume all animation should be made only for
children.
2:44pm As long as we keep hiding adult action and dramatic animated
series away to the bowels of nighttime consumption...
2:44pm Animation in America will continue to get stereotype as
moronic and incontinent childrens shows....
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3:00pm There's PLENTY of JUVENILE and OFFENSIVE things on
during the day, whether it's reality TV series, sitcoms, or the news.
3:00pm Why NOT create and air something in the daytime that's
potentially offensive (violent and intense) and sophisticated?
3:00pm There's no rule that says all martial arts shows can only be
played at nighttime. It is 24/7 on the internet after all.
3:07pm There's a reason successful action TV visionaries are doing well
in Hollywood, like JJ Abrams. It's not that dramatic of a shift.
3:07pm In other words, all the best action TV shows, from anime to 24
and Clone Wars and DC Animated, ARE made like movies.
3:07pm Producing TV action is similar to directing film action.
Mon Feb 11
12:25am Adult Swim shows I'd like to see upgrade to Toonami: Wolf's
Rain, GI Joe Resolute, Trinity Blood, Samurai Champloo, Yu Yu
Hakusho,
12:25am Code Geass, Death Note, Pilot Candidate, Scryed, Kekkaishi,
Witch Hunter Robin
12:25am #ExpandToonami
12:27am @90sAreAllThat Angry Beavers seein' some airtime....
6:44pm "Well, you see, we have no conclusive evidence that JM has ever
left his house, to do...ANYthing really." Whoa. Good point! LOL.
Tue Feb 12
4:35am END TIMES.....WITH ASSORTED FUN TIMES WITH J.M.
STREBLER: Goals and Dreams: How to Write For Animation http://
t.co/1qKCagFV
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6:39am Exercise, Meditate, Keep a Journal, Eat Healthy, and Read and
Write Often. That is my lifestyle philosophy. Semi-Simple Living. Stay
Healthy
6:46am Shower daily if possible, brush teeth. Three meals a day.
6:51am I may or may not officially or actually work in animation. I'm
happy being a part of the online comics/animation community.
6:51am But I prefer to THINK LIKE an animation TV producer 24/7.
As a cartoonist, I'm always in spec. producer mode. Just in case....
7:09am I'm taking Algorithms: Design and Analysis, Part I - a free online
class. Join me and sign up at http://t.co/DPCJDX4X
7:53am Production Art / Co-Productions, And Other Such "Outlandish
Ideas"...: Disney Institute. Business School? ... http://t.co/x61GSx4a
9:48am Is a local anime convention a good way to meet people? I
wonder....
9:54am Well, if I DID hit the con, I'd be incognito, just there for fun, not
to "promote my brand"...
11:17am Gosh, yeah. It IS kind of weird that Katsuhiro Otomo likes me
so much, isn't it?
11:18am Thank you Otomo-Sensei. I can always count on you for
positive feedback.
11:18am Yeah, I really suck at art, don't I....
11:22am Haters gonna hate....
11:23am LOLz
11:37am Okay class, DON'T share your kindergarten doodles. Some one
might make FUN OF you! We do this for the safety of all...
11:44am Yeah, I try to avoid mentioning that I'm kind of friends with
Otomo. Well, theoretically anyway.
11:44am If he's a fan, I care that much less about people who aren't.
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12:04pm Why doesn't he go by his REAL name? AKA talentless
wannabe trashtalking gay loser riding my coattails all day long.
12:22pm Let's face it, folks, if you're entire thing is bullying and ripping
into people on social media or (god forbid) komedy Kkentral...
12:23pm on some puny little soapbox, abusing your power or whatever,
let's face it, you don't HAVE a thing. You're a talentless bully.
12:23pm Go back to the fucking freshman high school or University
class you never grew out of, where you can continue experimenting.
Sexually.
12:26pm Of course, I guess some people get off sexually on bullying.
Their weiner stands up. Shh. DON'T TELL NOBODY!
12:36pm "Hi, my cock was standing up when I slapped together this
YouTube video. Mind if I put YOUR name on it?"
12:36pm Well, something tells me you can't handle taking "No" for
answer just like a rapist or something, so go ahead.
1:04pm Dear Diary, Got attacked by a bull in a china shop today...
1:27pm Hai! I'm Token, the BLACK manga artist. Every body hates me.
Cuz I draw manga and I'm black! Can't have that now...
4:16pm Okay okay, I admit, perhaps there are more tasteful slogans to
mutter at bad TV shows...
4:17pm in youtube comments than "This is THE GAYEST. FUCKING.
THING. I've EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE....
4:17pm ....The people who made this commercial/show should be taken
out back the studio and SHOT.
4:17pm No offense, Seth MacFarlane.
4:23pm I walk the fine line between popularity on both TV and the
internet. Part of the reason people are so confused about TV and the
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4:23pm ...is the fact that no one seems to know whether the web and TV
should be working together, or kill eachother. Is it love, or hate?
4:23pm Are we competitors, or colleagues. No one's defined that
boundary one way or the other.
4:25pm I'm a freelancer in BOTH mediums on SOME level. I don't
define the boundary.
4:25pm I'm TERRIBLE at defining actual real boundaries. I just
combine everything.
4:30pm When I first saw the commercial for the nightmare before
christmas, when I saw the clip of Jack Skellington jumping out of the
way....
4:30pm of Oogie Boogie's Buzz Saw weapon, I said to myself, "Now
THAT looks like a good action adventure film". I had no iddea it was a
musical,
4:30pm but was nonetheless not disapointed. Still wish it was an action-
adventure movie.I liked 9.
4:40pm Yes, I'm a rebel in some ways. A part of me succeeds and thrives
on chaos and dysfunction. Controversy and Infamy.spare money.
4:40pm I'm sure if my career thrived on harmony exclusively, I'd actually
HAVE some money to spend. I don't.
4:44pm Part of me likes struggling, subconsciously anyway I think. I don't
know if I'd actually thrive on a Dave Sim or Frank Miller level fanbase.
4:45pm I'm already plenty overwhelmed, and I'm not even at that high of
a level of success or fame....
4:47pm The last time I achieved real popularity with my peers was in
college, at art school when I lived on my own,
4:48pm and that ended with me being expelled and bakeracted in a
psych ward against my will.
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4:49pm Kind of made me afraid of the alleged danger of my own
popularity. It was a wake up call to the reality of popularity. It's not
always fun.
5:16pm Would anyone here like to collaborate as comics artist on some
short stories I'm writing?
5:16pm If you'd like to work with me as artist on some of the stories I'm
writing, contact me ASAP, @ spindack@gmail.com .
5:16pm I'd love to hear from any number of you artists and illustrators
out there!
5:18pm Feel free to email me JPEGS of your art if you're looking for a
writer to collaborate with...I'm a lazy artist. That's why I'm always lookin
6:02pm Infinite Kung Fu by Kagan Mcleod arrived in the mail today. It's
great! I wish my pages were that good http://t.co/XJSygDpB
6:14pm I love Jhonen and Katsuhiro Otomo. I feel like they're both the
father and/or brothers I never had, but wish dearly that I DID have.
6:14pm #Jhonen #Otomo #ILoveYouMan!
7:03pm When measuring the nature of influence one comic or web
comic has on other comics and webcomics, it isn't "chick or the egg".
7:03pm If you want to know which artist came before which artist on the
scene, study copyright dates.
7:03pm If one comic came out in 2005, and another was similar comic
came out in 2010, then the "victor" is the 05 book.
7:03pm At least in terms of influence sway.
7:04pm In terms of publishing originality, copyright year tells you all you
need to know about who's copying who...
7:06pm Copyright years, publication dates, number of similar or
dissimilar titles within a certain time span.
7:07pm That kind of thing IS how you measure influence.
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3:07am You have so many chores to do today that you may feel
scattere... More for Scorpio http://t.co/Q3HkkJRy
1:25pm #Doppelganger According to James Randi, "Legend says that if
a person and his doppelganger meet, they will both die."
1:25pm Huh. I'm STILL ALIVE. That's odd...
1:36pm Hey! Where's Death, the Grim Reaper? No fair!
1:36pm I wanted to show up with my Halloween costume again so I
could bug him some more, maybe shake his hand.
2:01pm Is someone stirring up pointless and unjustified drama again? So
YOU'RE the one!
2:02pm Yup, the daily drama. It's like crack to some people.
2:03pm Some people seem to have a talent for (or strong desire to)
either stir up shit or fall face first into it. Annoying.
2:05pm Silly victim, every time you go out you just can't seem to NOT
get molested, kidnapped, or murdered by somebody every single time.
Oh YOU...
2:08pm If you walk down the street, you get hit by a car, if you go flying
you crash into the world trade center,
2:09pm if you talk to someone, they punch you. If you buy something,
you sue the company that manufactures it
2:09pm because you're too stupid to figure out how to use it. Victims are
stupid. Oh you.
2:09pm you DRAMA QUEER victim shit stirers sure are weak and
stupid..
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2:11pm Why is it only the victim / shit stirers who want to involve
EVERYONE in their lives, never just non-pathetic people. ALWAYS
victims&idiots
2:21pm Hey here's a clue, SpongeBob. What's with the innocent/poor/
idiot routine?
2:21pm Seriously dude, you're the HIGHEST PAID ACTOR
IN ANIMATION. Here's a goddam idea. HIRE A FUCKING
CHAUFFEUR! Dumbass.
2:37pm #WhenIWas13 #MyCareerAmbitionWas Metal or Alternative
Rock Band Rock Star Drummer.
2:37pm No. REALLY. I literally did want to be a rockstar and drummer
professionally at that age. I'm still a damn good drummer.
3:52pm Nothing that scientists or spiritual leaders discover is "new". Just
because pioneers discover unknown things doesn't make it new.
3:52pm "New information" is INVENTED or CREATED, not
discovered.
3:52pm If something is discovered, it's older or ancient information
acquired by New Eyes and Perception.
4:41pm Yeah, sorry, but I've gotta busy schedule. I gotta go kill people.
TALK TO YA LATER!
4:47pm Isn't crime and criminal activity just...GREAT?! Crime is an art.
4:51pm Craiiiiime is BAAAADD. Wimpy wimpy WIMPY!! Grow some
BALLS Grandma!
5:13pm I wasn't aware of this fact, but there's actually a reason French
comics often don't get released in America, where they should be...
5:15pm Many French comics don't reach America because of
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5:15pm For instance, they're not releasing Moebius' work after his death
because his French publishers are greedily guarding it.
5:15pm Did not know that. But I read the petition against it.
5:24pm Looking into it. Well, technically I don't know for certain if
there's a publisher controversy with French comics,
5:24pm but SOMETHING is keeping Americans from being aware
of true French auteur literature and cinema. Let's just say I'm kind of
looking into it.
5:24pm I'm investigating it. The Moebius incident sheds an ugly light on
French publishing. Not entirely unjustified.
5:27pm I saw one Francis Schuiten trade going on Amazon for around
$15,000. Kind of makes it obvious there's SOME demand for Franco
Belgian comics
5:28pm Francois Schuiten? It's a hard name to remember how to spell.
Just Google it....
5:33pm The few English-based websites that DO write about French
comics do them a total injustice, only talking about junk like Tintin and
Asterix.
5:33pm Franco Belgian comics that are actually GOOD look like a
mixture of Franime and Blade Runner and Katsuhiro Otomo (the sci-fi
fantasy ones...
5:33pm NOT Garfield and the fuckin Smurfs!! THOSE SUCK!!!!! I
HATE THOSE!!!
5:35pm They're untranslated, but I just like to look at the artwork.
5:35pm Two exceptions to the rule (actual good French-to-American
translations) would be Orbital and Blacksad.
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5:42pm Obama's online world paranoia seems to be driving my
worldwide blog audience figures UP, NOT DOWN. At least something
is...
5:53pm Worrying about World War III is stupid. Borderline retarded. If
the War on Terror doesn't ALREADY qualify as World War 3, nothing
does.
6:16pm Kicks Chinese wife out of bed. Sorry honey, but Mr.
Government says I ain't suppose to trust you no more...Apparently our
marriage is banned
6:38pm Team Rocket: World Police
6:40pm I believe social media SHOULD be monetized around social
media players and personalities. It's a seller market. $$$'s gotta go
somewhere.
6:42pm My catchphrase is, ROI today is the only way I earn pay....
6:45pm If the internet is powerful enough to start "World War 3" it's also
powerful enough to put some spare change in my pocket.
6:45pm Let's not kid ourselves here...
7:04pm Hey! I AM a pretty good Builder 22 Master Builder
(Numerology Reference)
7:04pm I helped BUILD an international market for comics/animation;
an Arab Spring; a Billion Dollar Internet Video Market;
7:04pm and a second term for a black president. I'm obviously not the
only one, but I think enough people know I helped out.
7:32pm JM Manga (Ka): Sequential Art B&W Manga Comics, or
World Manga http://t.co/7ofd6I6b
7:45pm Everybody calm down. Deep breaths, people. I'm here for you.
Well, most of the time. I never said I hated YouTube. Just Hitler-Bully
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8:44pm #ChiRadar Out of all animation, Dragonball and AKIRA had
the highest spiritual levels, i.e. psi
8:45pm They pave the way and were two of the first ever shows and
movie that ever portrayed a character (i.e. person or people)
8:45pm sensing other people's energy levels, or chi levels. Many other
anime imitated that kind of thing....
8:52pm Japan is smart enough to put psychic energy in its literary and
cinematic fiction.
8:53pm How does it look so realistic and still manage to be made up?
Well, that's an easy one. B
8:53pm Because IT'S NOT ALL MADE UP. A lot of its based on reality.
8:53pm Don't listen to mommy and daddy when they call it "crap".
They're American. What do they know?
8:56pm Psychic energy is VERY real. Even the government and police in
America believe in psychic energy and people with psychic ability.
8:56pm That's why they SECRETLY HIRE AND PAY them to begin
with.
9:18pm I'm not a Satanic. How dare you say such things! Happy
Halloween, Ah hah hah hah!
10:09pm #FuckYourMoralSystem
10:09pm I''ve been lectured about sexual and ethical morality so many
times by so many heathens who will burn in hell, that I could spit!
10:10pm I can assure you, I'm NOT the one going to hell. Those people
WILL though
10:14pm If you're going to HELL, DON'T Lecture Me about SEX. Like,
EVER. Your words are so venomous they've already GOT YOU a 1 way
ticket to HELL
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10:25pm I don't do drugs. I've never done drugs either. I'm the furthest
thing from a druggied. "Thou Shall Not Lie" Sins of The Bible.
10:25pm I believe that includes making up facts about me like "drug
usage" too. Last time I checked. Don't project your sins onto ME...
10:37pm Yeah, the druggie rumors are about as credible as the diaper
rumors. They were started by a 560 lbs. incontinent chemhead druggie
nerd
10:37pm who was a serial killer in real life.
10:49pm I don't watch MSNBC and cop shows. Never was a fan of shows
produced and written by molestation victims. Feels tainted.
11:19pm Oh boy! Drake and Josh is on TEENNick again! I'll be
sure to watch that. *Watches* Shhhh! Don't blow my cover! I'm
InVESTIGATING!
11:30pm I don't actually KNOW ME. I'm not that LUCKY, but I am
pretty sure I wouldn't wanna see ME doing THAT if I actually knew ME.
11:30pm But that's just ME....
11:40pm You know. Everybody, not just me, is always running from
the problems, ignoring things, avoiding and dodging what makes them
uncomfortable.
11:41pm This is because most people don't really want bad things to exist
in the world. But you know what, sometimes you just gotta sit back,
11:41pm or charge out there, spy, and observe. Then report back. You'll
be okay. Your life is NOT as bad as you think...
Thu Feb 14
3:09am This is an excellent day to concentrate on the details of unfi...
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10:58am Q&A Time with JM Time!
10:58am "Are you adopted?" Yes
11:00am "Was it a closed adoption?" Initially yes. But later on I went
through a probate court and found out SOME things about my parents.
11:01am "Were you born from interracial parents?" Of course!
11:39am I like women who are into: Art. Literature. Writing. Psychic and
New Age Abilities. Creativity. Anime and Manga.
11:39am Happy Valentines Day!
12:37pm Every Family Guy Script Ever Written http://t.co/fT8Jb00T
4:09pm That's perfectly okay if people call me the Devil. I made
a creative pact with Satan many centuries ago anyway. Satan is my
bodyguard...
4:13pm Now where did you THINK you would end up doing stuff like
that, anyway?
4:16pm Dear DeviantART, and where is your "flag and report spam and
pornography" Deviation button, exactly? Sincerely, the FBI....
4:43pm I'm not "competing" against and rivaling Tite Kubo, Nyanko-
Chan, Steven Colbert, and Piro or hating on them anymore than they
hate me.
4:43pm Oh, wait, nevermind!
5:10pm Hey, you never do actually say my name friends, so I guess I'll
just say yours for you. See? I DO do people favors!
Fri Feb 15
3:07am Differences don't have to turn into major dramas -- although t...
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1:09pm When young creative performers, actors and musicians say
things like "I gotta leave this HICK town...
1:09pm ....to head out West and pursue my career. I can't stay here if I
want to succeed"...
1:10pm .Turns out they're right both geographically and scientifically. It's
called geographic and creative clustering.
1:10pm And yes, create people migrating to one place IS justified in a
scientific sense.
1:19pm Three T's of geographic assets. Technology, Talent, and
Tolerance.
1:19pm If your location has technology or talent centered in just one
location...
1:19pm .....but no tolerance in its community, (which is what happens
where I am), don't expect to found a business or studio anytime soon.
2:19pm Valentines Poem: Whatever you click, the hack-stalkers pick.
3:22pm Will YOU survive my action story?? No. Probably not. Sorry.
3:24pm Don't worry, it's not me I have to let go. It's you. I really feel for
ya, man....I feel for your unemployment-ness.
5:24pm And IF You EVER...tell the world I murdered a man in
coldblood (with my favorite shotgun) I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND
CALL YOU A PEDOPHILE!!!
5:24pm AH HAH HAH HAH I'm INVINCIBLE!!!!
5:35pm Silly Billy. But YOUR MONEY ISN'T my MONEY. No take
backsees!
5:54pm Can't tweet right now. Battling 14 Century old antichrists and
evil spirits that haunt my property....Get back to you soon....
6:04pm What exactly DOES Taoism Teach Us About Sound and Sound
Chi?
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6:15pm They seem to assume their fence protects them from me. *Picks
up steel bat, smashes neighbor's fence in*
6:16pm "Hi. You wanted to see me about something. Maybe we got off
to a rocky start. I'm gonna hit you with this BAT. Hope you don't mind..."
8:39pm Black people of the audience, if you can buy a white ford pickup
truck, you should DEFINITELY BUY ONE OF THOSE. Thanks
Lincoln...
9:11pm I did my job. Not much to do but lounging around the house on
a daily basis, waiting for old neighbors parents to get old and die.
9:11pm When they finally croak as they invariably willl and leave me
when god forces them to leave me alone, it will be the greatest era of my
life
9:12pm After all, I'll be here. They WON'T. In the future. Woosh.
9:24pm JM's Autobiographical Guide to Comics and Animation. It's
Titled "No One's Coming To Help You...."
11:00pm "Hey there, boss....Can I have a PAY RAISE???" "No...."
"RAAAAPE!!!!! RAAAAAPE!!!!"
Sat Feb 16
12:03am Yes, actually, I DO have a fear and phobia of doctors and
therapists of all and any sort. But that phobia is well earned.
12:03am Doctors ARE the bad guys.
3:07am Control issues may come to the forefront of your life today. Y...
3:28pm That is one adorable douchebag...
6:30pm Down girl!!!!
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6:59pm Down girl down! But seriously, the injunction takes effect next
month.
10:49pm You know what's NOT an influential trait in the current
marketing whore "millennial" generation? Shame. Doesn't seem to
matter much to many
10:52pm There is no line I WON'T stand IN just to reach your level.....
11:07pm I still find a lot of value in printing work out, self-published OR
regular published. I need some pages to hold.
11:07pm I can only take so much staring at a computer screen.
11:08pm Maybe I'm just old fashioned and old. Don't know really...
11:09pm I NEED my printed comics, graphic novels and books. It's not a
dying art. No more than painting by hand is.
11:09pm It's just a lot of young artists ignore that option.
Sun Feb 17
12:13am When it comes to comics, in a healthy industry, people should
be commended and respected just for TRYING, not "only if they
succeed"
3:07am You're extremely rational today when it comes to your feelings...
4:35pm One loses credibility with the strong by encouraging and
permitting the weak....
Mon Feb 18
3:07am You may feel revitalized as the Sun occupies your 5th House of...
6:21pm Pigs be hassling all my friends behind my back, yo....
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8:39pm Release: Sassy Girl Mining Co. Denies Involvement in Meteor
Explosion :: Thing X http://t.co/3IblbJDx
Tue Feb 19
3:07am You appear to have the support of others today, but it's diffi...
10:21am Inked My Own Pencils http://t.co/s6KtBgYC
1:32pm I LOVE HONG-KONG! WUXIA LIIIIIIIIIIVES!!!!!! [on N...
http://t.co/Wq0zL48I
11:40pm Oh boy! It's Tuesday, My Favorite Day of the Week!... http://
t.co/NUCBqYkl
11:58pm stirrin up drama on your twitter account? = pretty much
automatic unfollow. I'm getting too OLD to deal with this shit...
Wed Feb 20
12:32am Yeah maybe one day I WILL listen to public opinion and stop
doing that thing, whatever that thing is....if I get REALLY FUCKING
BORED W/IT
12:33am LO fuckin L
12:34am Thats funny. My TV tells me about that pointless bullcrap. No
one else does, though. Oh well!
12:34am Numbah 1 in Da Hood, G.
12:37am What part of "I don't give a fuck what people actually think of
me" do I need to translate into Russion, French and Chinese? For my
Blog...
12:41am KILL #ATHF
12:41am KILL
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12:41am KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL kill kill kill. Kill. Kill kill kill.
12:41am Stupid dummy.
1:18am Does anyone know if its possible to work in Los Angeles as a
writer, by mail, from home in a different state?
1:18am Surely if Hollywood's COVERING Twitter, as it is, it must also
have an unsolicited submissions and email policy it....hasn't...
1:18am clarified for the literary public...
3:06am You're content exploring your feelings in the privacy of your ...
4:09pm And NOW it's time for another incredibly aggressive and
sociopathological Amber Alert. Joy!
4:16pm "They're hEEEre...."
4:19pm But I LIKE Close Encounters of the Third Kind! Don't kill it!
4:27pm The "News Story" or "TV Show" pretty much never actually
defines who the real bad guy is.
4:28pm Marketing propaganda only buys you so much cred.
4:28pm It's the AUDIENCE REACTION to news and TV stories that
defines who the real good and bad guy is
4:31pm It's the non-manipulative and authentic opinion of the show and
news stories AUDIENCE reaction TO that show or story that defines the
good.
4:37pm There's two squirrels in my backyard standing right next to me
when I look out onto the porch,
4:37pm with a redbird right above them dining on the birdfeeder. Cool!
Nature!
4:46pm Elise vs. "The Meteorite" #DanVS
5:31pm If people wanted literature purely to study its prolificacy as a
literary form...
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5:31pm ...then 19th Century Russia (Not Japan) would have the
bestselling books of all time. But such does not seem to be the case.
6:14pm The Best Way to describe my Epic Graphic Novel Storytelling
Style is This:
6:14pm "It's a Russian Novel, About War, But Set In The Distant
Future"
10:31pm I see the YouTube video and manga of Me Getting Shout-Outs
From Tokyo only gets 230 views, instead of 23 million. Hmmmm.
10:44pm Hi. We're Awkward Celebrity Inc. We Throw Tantrums. It's
Our Most Profitable Skill Here in the good ol' US of A-Hole!
Thu Feb 21
12:12am What the History Books and your most prestigious peers
REMEMBER about you as an Artist and Writer will be what you
remember about yourself
12:13am Verbatim
12:27am As an illustrator or cartoonist, if you've got a lot of scanned art,
for the most part...
12:27am ...only print the drawings and illustrations you REMEMBER
long after you've left the computer. Then draw EVERYTHING that way.
12:32am Mom finally discovered my twitter account when I let her know
about it. Her reaction? "Eight THOUSAND tweets??!!"
3:07am Exquisitely beautiful visions can be the source of inspiration...
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11:42am lyric I heard in my dream this morning: "Go and BURN OUT
THE SUN. Cuz the sun is the ANTI-CHRIST!" - accompanied by a wall
of fire
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12:40pm Psychic Blog - Welcome: THIS ARRIVED... http://t.co/
RoRkmT15GE
2:49pm for some reason I have an issue with when when some college
freshman writes an essay explaining to me all the reasons I'm a "bad
person"
2:50pm For some reason, half of the internet is fabricated and made up.
That's the price you pay, letting liars in.
2:50pm No for some reason I DON'T think you have a 25 inch penis.
Sorry dude.
2:53pm Can you POLE VAULT in the Summer Olympics with that
penis?
3:07pm Man! Tarantino is a chick MAGNET! My favorite Tarantino gf?
Let's go with Lolita Poonjob, aka Mila Kunis
3:09pm aka Meg, her infamous infatuation prone alter ego.
3:15pm I hear Meg is a sexual predator though, so no dating her! LOL
3:16pm She's such an OLD sexual predator, too.
3:17pm I'm a terrorist. Terrorists don't date sexual predators. It ruins the
good name of domestic terrorism. Can you waterboard somebody's balls?
3:32pm Thanks, I know. My gags about sexual predators and domestic
terrorists, and their dating habits of eachother IS quite funny..Made ya
laugh
4:00pm I'm petitioning Obama to not let my legal name be Joseph
without using stereotypical lore. I'm sure it'll work.
4:01pm Pass the Anti-Joe Bill, Obama! Bastard!
4:03pm We need anti-Joe Legislation. I'm a politician, so I make these
things happen....
4:04pm Joe isn't a very Mongolian name. Or a French name. HOW
CAN THIS BEEE!!!!
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4:12pm Why IS your voice so nasally Bill? Aren't you a voice actor /
actor. Did your testicles just drop or something? Did you see a pretty
girl?
4:14pm I'm a GREAT voice over artist! I warm up every day by shoving
toothbrushes up my nostrils.
4:20pm Damn, adding my patent attorney to my linked in account
sounds like FUN, but i forgot his email. No e-vite for you, Mark.
4:21pm Gee, I wonder why everyone slags me and my likenesses when I
use my REAL LEGAL name. That's not suspicious.
4:21pm I wonder if they're getting PAID to do that. Naw!
4:23pm I have a lot of magnetism to teenagers and con men with
toothbrushes up their noses.
4:23pm All nasally and shit. Nice to know you're not making
assumptions for profit.
4:24pm Do you sound like Urkel in private, too?
4:25pm Do you cash your paychecks in an Urkel voice?
4:26pm I know I do!
4:27pm I'm not Joe Murray. But hey, I try
4:28pm I don't understand why people attempt to pigeonhole my name.
I've HAD the name Joe since the 1980s...
4:31pm George Clooney's in my mirror!
4:36pm Can someone have a legal name of "Jo" or "Joe", and not
"Joseph".
4:36pm I feel odd talking about my own name ALL DAY LONG, like a
prick, but my legal name isn't "Joe". It's Joseph.
4:37pm My adoptive dad, being part Russian, named me Joseph.
4:37pm After Saint Joseph
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4:38pm Said "You LOOK LIKE a Joseph". My parents would always tell
me that.
4:42pm A friend of mine would always call me "Joe", he was a Disney
and TV animation 90s animator. My middle school friends always called
me "Joey"
4:42pm So I have 2 nicknames (Joey, Joe), and 1 legal name (Joseph)
4:43pm Joes Joes Everywhere, and not a Joseph in sight.
4:44pm Truth Hurts, dun it.
4:45pm Then there's my online names: Spindack, JM, J.M. Matthews,
J.M. Strebler (name backwards...sort of)
4:51pm There's a reason I hate the misuse OF the name Joe.
4:51pm I DON'T go by that name, conmen try to steal it from me. If I
do, I get mocked by arrogant pricks lose/lose.
4:52pm I got bad name mojo I guess...Evil Eye Curse or SOMETHING
causing it. Not sure what.
4:52pm I'm psychic but even my psychic powers of intuition can't figure it
out..
4:54pm There Shall be an Anti-Christ. Apparently he has my name....
4:55pm No, not Nosferatu, my fictional antichrist. The other guy...
4:57pm Because I'm powerful, so is my name. No matter how it's
brought up, it makes and impression.
4:57pm In that sense, my names are VERY POWERFUL. Just like me.
4:58pm #TheMostPowerfulNameInTheWorld
5:00pm End Times, Joe, JM, Parallax. Sweet Jesus I'm a Power Name
Factory. I am a Name GOD!
5:01pm Hyrule Historia. Good name, but it's no J.M...
5:03pm #TheAcknowledgedOne Naruto 299. Good name....
5:06pm Want proof of my power? Here you go....http://t.co/zcyzsgq7CG
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5:14pm I'm not an everyman. Sorry. I do have some psychic abilities.
Part of why writing comes so easy to me is BECAUSE I'm channeling my
writing
5:14pm I get hijacked by the creative muse for at least 8 hours every day
of my life, because that's how often I write.
5:16pm Technically my writing is channeling muses. It's not from my
mind. It's from my imagination which is a window to another spiritual
dimension
5:18pm Channeling abilities is its own reward....When I say I'm
channeling the spirits of dead Russian authors from the 1800s, I'm not
joking...
5:27pm Nobody respects the Ruuuuusians - Flapjack Musical Number
5:49pm I'm not worried about success. I did plenty. I stirred the pot of
the world's negative and positive energy chi, and lived to tell about it.
6:02pm The people I admire the most? Sean Akins (Toonami), and
Yoshiyuki Tomino (Gundam Universe).
6:03pm You know, the one who never took actual credit for creating the
project and therefore the revolution.
6:03pm I KNOW what they did, though. Therefore I highly admire
them. I like Pop Culture Masterminds. I'm one of them.
6:03pm Also, Tim Berners-Lee, Steve Wozniak
6:47pm Gosh, I wonder who that OTHER Joseph in that 2002 article
is... http://t.co/pZMIlBNX2l
7:11pm People who hate on Shinji sicken me. Shinji was based on a real
person. One of the director or producer's sons or nephews who killed
himself
7:12pm His story and death were so tragic. But do people pity his
tragedy?
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7:13pm NO, all they invariably do is hate on Shinji and spit on his grave,
not knowing it's a tribute to a real kid with a tragic demise and life.
7:20pm #WannaknowtheTruth?
#WhatILearnedFromTheTopSecretDisneyAnimationStudioNotes
7:22pm The real irony of basing fictional anime and cartoon characters
of real people (like myself of course)
7:22pm is that everyone treats the real version like SHIT. People don't
want the real thing. They want to adore fiction, not fact. #Irony
7:24pm Most animated characters are based on real people, or their so-
called "composites" of real people, and real personalities.
7:24pm TV writers aren't actually very creative in real life. That's why
they hardly ever make the characters they write about up.
7:24pm Gee, that's too hard to make up fictional personalities. I'll just
base it on my uncle/dad.
7:24pm Or that one guy in the news (i.e. me)
7:29pm If It's a Top Secret Secret that studios in Los Angeles and Japan
are basing characters personalities on my and others' personalities,
7:29pm I'll be damned if I'm going to let this juicy ironic fact STAY a
secret, which it was before I taddled just now.
7:41pm I've READ The famous "Disney Notes" Hollywood's most
Powerful Players All Knew about. They ended up as a hand-me down
from animation lessons
7:42pm Main Rule of Character Development: "Base it on Somebody" -
The Disney Notes
7:44pm Those notes were never scanned or uploaded, by me or anyone
else. Disney avoided that. They still do.
7:56pm My friend Ramin at Animag once wrote me an incredibly
insightful message....
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7:57pm ....describing how most shows go from being in a sketchbook to
seeing airtime as an animated series on TV, after becoming a pilot
7:58pm How do I put this. If you're going to do an animated series,
getting a staff together and doing all the production work yourself
7:59pm with a small team of independent freelance artists and animators
in a necessity.
7:59pm Many shows got their start from a self-produced pilot, animation
reel and all.
8:01pm You want a show on TV? Simply self-produce and do all the
production work for the pilot yourself...
8:03pm Bandai Signed on to Oban Star-Racers production
8:04pm BECAUSE they liked the pilot Molly Star Racer that Savin
Yeatman-Eiffell and Thomas Romain...
8:04pm produced and did all production work for themselves,
independently.
8:06pm The "OK" I'm a big powerful acquisitions editor and I'm
going to pay you for a napkin doodle era of TV pitching (i.e. Danny
Antonucci).....
8:06pm That shit's over with for most.
8:06pm If you want a REAL show you have to do everything yourself,
for a pilot or two.
8:08pm No one gets a job with JUST a script. Studios expect you to
direct or produce the initial prelim footage entirely by yourself. Not easy
work
8:13pm Pilots are to Animation Showrunners what Demo mixtapes are
to local bands.
11:23pm Uh huh huh huh, My Dad's a Pusher. Er, I mean "Pharmacist"
11:47pm My newest hangout online....http://t.co/IoBDrP15Cj
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Fri Feb 22
3:06am Seek ways to be more flexible because today won't likely confo...
5:03pm They think that WHAT?? That just because I'm negative,
critical, cranky, and ranting all the time that that means WHAT exactly??
5:03pm That I "think I'm better than everyone"??? What a crock of
judgmental shit. Hardly.
5:51pm No, she's not 22. More like 30.
5:56pm Yup, a year older than me...Not that it matters...
5:57pm And here I was growing up being taught its rude to ask a lady
her age. I'm gonna miss those days...
11:07pm Trying out Justin.TV for my own broadcasting purposes. And
Telestream Wirecast. We'll see how that goes.
Sat Feb 23
3:06am You may receive recognition today for a job well done, but you...
1:04pm You see, we NON-Japs don't really GIVE a shit about copyright
and the violation thereof...
1:48pm #BeforeiDieIWanna travel, fly again, see Eurasia, and L.A.,
start an animation/comics studio
2:12pm #TheMostAnnoyingThingsInLife Face stealers who steal my
face, but not my fashion. #UnfashionableClones
2:13pm #ObscureHobbiesOfMine Birdwatching
2:15pm I just noticed today. My career is similar to that of a video game
creator and designer.
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2:15pm But I never really consciously set out to be a game designer,
even though I saw my designs end up in a lotta 3-D action games. A LOT.
2:26pm WORST Joe imposter? Joe Wilkes Booth....yyyeeaaahh. Otay.
2:35pm #StuffYouShouldKnow #TrustNoOne #ScienceChannel
2:38pm He realized, "I have all this access to this CIA intel, So I'm
gonna get together with my buddy Sean Penn"...
2:38pm "and we're gonna sell these secrets" "And we're gonna use that
money, to, uh, Bankroll our DRUG OPERATION" Shucks howdy, what
could go wrong
2:39pm "That's just, that's just a sensible PLAN all around, right?"
"Yeah!"
2:50pm My specialty working as a hacker and bugger worked well for me
in the Soviet Union. That IS how I got my job at MSNBC afterall.
2:51pm Agent Dick was my code name. I confronted random strangers
with random hacked data I gathered on that. Wow, I'm GOOD
#TrustNoOne
2:59pm You can hang out with me Miss Mole Dick. Afterall, I don't
know what you're up to right. Someone knows, not me though. Sooo I
wouldn't worry
3:01pm I'm pretty sure you won't be found out, with your POWER,
SOVIET TIES, CODENAME, RIDDLES, and R.A Scanner intel.
3:01pm Who in the world could uncover something like THAT?
Certainly not the friends of the mole....
3:13pm #TotallyExecProducerSpies Good job, Seth Hanson.
4:09pm Jesus says, "Love Thy Neighbor, Unless He is a Sociopathic,Foul
Mouthed Firecracker using Roman Cyberstalker Living Across the
Fence"
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4:21pm DJ and Bill, two of the most aggressive stalker-sociopath
neighbors I've ever met in my life.
4:22pm It's not like these people ever introduce themselves initially.
4:22pm They just say VERY harassing, Very AGGRESSIVE THINGS
They WANT the upper hand in exploiting vulnerable fame.
5:18pm They mouthin off to me? HUH? HUH!!?? Didn't think so.
5:22pm My Media Empire Stands At attention. Erecting it's National
Flags high above the city at 100 feet in the air.
5:22pm That's how high the FIRM, ERECTED flag had flown
6:15pm What is this RF Scanner you speak of? Why do I need one
again?
6:38pm Yup, better stock up on some anti-sniffers....Yup yup yup!
8:22pm If I name myself "Panda" will people fall for my "chinese spy
moral watchdog" mind games,
8:22pm or will they some how find me out and know I'm actually Filipino
with remote hacking software and bisexual, employed by Time Warner?
8:22pm Decisions decisions decisions
8:23pm I'm good at trafficking secrets. Not so good at identifying my
own race though...Shame really. I'm a chink!
8:25pm Let's see, kill myself, sell secrets online. Kill myself, sell secrets
online. I hate these moral dilemmas!
8:43pm Hi, I'm voice actor Tom Kenny. My Tom Kenny poopee doesn't
smell TOO BAD. This time anyway.
8:52pm Yeah, TOM! TOM KENNY hey! I really like that one
Spongebob character you voiced recently! Which one was it: Rapey the
Rapist Rapiac? Right?
8:52pm Tom Kenny: "Oh. Oh yeah I DID play a rapist didn't I! That was
my favorite role too!"
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8:54pm JM: Oh YOU. You ARE a little BITCH, aren't you!
9:47pm Here, Peter Griffin. Let me do your job for you
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH"
9:47pm
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
9:48pm
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
9:49pm I could do that HOGSHIT all day. Oh wait! I already DO! So
Entertaining!
9:57pm Hi! I'm the Grim Reaper, DEATH. Sorry, but I'm here to collect
your immortal soul and internet relevance....Yahoo!
Sun Feb 24
3:06am Although everything looks good on paper now, executing your
pl... More for Scorpio http://t.co/5CPYqQCTuY
Mon Feb 25
3:06am The Virgo Full Moon lights up your 11th House of Friends and
A... More for Scorpio http://t.co/5CPYqQCTuY
2:07pm Lulu and Amazon Create Space, Adventures in
publishing: PRINTING ERRORS FROM THE BIG BOYS http://
t.co/1QyO6YCml8
3:09pm Sit back, and just WATCH THE PENNIES ROLL IN!
3:18pm Actually, the pennies have been rolling in for at least 5 to 6
months now...daily...No joking actually.
3:29pm The computer screen is the new TV screen.
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4:14pm When you become a publisher, through self-publishing, you
learn there IS such a thing as print style and the art of printing-and-
binding
4:15pm Most books/comics/mags are printed in a variety of diverse
ways....
4:15pm Hence the term "style"
Tue Feb 26
3:06am Be careful about what you say today because your current
words... More for Scorpio http://t.co/5CPYqQCTuY
1:43pm @Thomasintokyo Oh dear lord! Wow! It really is you! I actually
had no idea you tweeted! (I didn't check). Do you accept gift art?
2:26pm @Thomasintokyo Big fan here. How do you define good
character and production design? You're a true Master of Design
3:04pm Yeah, I AM a perv thanks. Hmmm? You want me to claim
otherwise and say I'm "not like" your average guy.
3:05pm Why do women/girls think guys SHOULDN'T be perverts?
What a crock of shit. Honestly, if you ask me, if you're not a perv, you're
not a MAN.
3:16pm #ThingsGirlsLike Guys that "aren't perverts", as if such a type of
man actually existed in reality.
3:18pm Oh yes, I understand. I understand perfectly. Some guys "just
wanna be friends"...with your panties.
3:39pm No. My art and writing isn't magic. It doesn't manifest just by
"magic". a young person asked me that once. No, no magic here. Just
work.
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3:45pm You know how they say "Thou shall not covet thy neighbors
wife"?
3:45pm Well, I'm AMENDING THAT. I say, "Thou shalt not covet they
neighbors achievement or status, either".
3:46pm Coveting in general of other people's possessions and partners.
BAD.
3:48pm I didn't realize it, at first or before, but anyone with a famous
ANYTHING gets coveted like hell. Not me though of course. I'm jo
shmo
5:23pm @Thomasintokyo Do you have a public email? Gift art is just art
artists send to other artists as a token of general goodwill and admiration
5:28pm @Thomasintokyo I'm a huge fan of your co-pro TV work as well
as your anime output.
5:29pm @Thomasintokyo I'd really like to forward u a script or design of
my own, for feedback, Would that be okay?. how do I send art/writing 2
u?
6:33pm @Thomasintokyo Thank you so so very much! Many blessings.
Wed Feb 27
3:06am Your current vision of the future may be quite different from ...
3:15pm I'm quite happy with my screenwriting skills. Therefore I
registered my first script (an animation script) with the Writers Guild of
America
3:20pm Doesn't cost you much to register and secure your script with the
WGA either. Only costs $25 for non-members. I'll EVENTUALLY be a
member
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3:59pm According to SocialBlade estimates, On YouTube my channel
makes $134 - $1.2K/yr
4:02pm @comixpress "Hey everybody, are any of you animators as well
as cartoonists?" I do. in a Jhonen Vasquez Otomo storyboard kind of
way...
4:05pm #IveSeenEveryEpisodeOf DBZ, Teen Titans, Invader Zim,
Cowboy Bebop, Claymore, ATHF, Wolf's Rain, Trinity Blood, Black
Blood Brothers
Thu Feb 28
3:06am You are imagining various ways to enjoy yourself today with th...
4:23pm Ah, the face. So lovely. I see HIS face, and I just, I just...lose
control of my MOUTH, and Colon. I blame the mafia.
4:50pm Yer ah dooh dooh fase dummy head. HA HA HA
#FlawlessLogicVictory !
4:52pm HA HA! My name sounds just like yers, but wit cuss woids innit.
#FlawlesslyLogicalVictory #SubZeroWins
5:13pm #PrivateWritersAnimationMeeting What the FUCK. That
online faggot things he can just MAKE IT to the top and succeed?
5:14pm WITHOUT me, I mean US taking verified rumor and insult
potshots at him every episode. Win withOUT us HARASSING HIM ON
AIR EVERY EPISODE??
5:14pm Sorry Jo, doesn't work that way, asshole! You got ah LOT to
learn, little man! #SuperSecretWritersMeeting.
5:55pm Yeah, I'm really good at evasive, defensive, and offensive
strategic planning. What of it?
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5:57pm Example? Well, here you go. Anything I heard, someone else
will hear. I have no real solitude or privacy in reality.
5:57pm Therefore if something IS directed at me, what I'll witness is
other people reacting to that particular comment or image that I'm
unaware of
5:57pm others ARE aware of it when I'm not, sans my knowledge, just
like A.I., except it's REAL intelligence, not artificial.
6:07pm I'll admit, a lot will get past me. But NOTHING gets passed my
associates and allies,
6:07pm with their MOUNTAIN of intel and evidence against rivals,
enemies, and genuine competition.
6:07pm A lot of stuff happens and goes on that I don't know about, that
actual DOES benefit me without me actually being aware of it. Not just
bad
6:14pm My "crack team of Joes and James" can KILL your "crack team
of Joes and James".....ANYday.
6:25pm I always say, if you start talking like a pornorgrapher, and you've
got a lot of pent up sexuality,
6:25pm as many people using sexually puns ARE sexually
frustrated....Dude, why not just Go watch some porn already.
6:26pm Sexually repressive puns help absolutely no one in getting laid.
Kind of dumb to overcompensate like that about your sexual lifestyle.
6:26pm Not that I'm JUDGING you or anything. But yes, you ARE a
horrible person. There' prophecy fulfilled. BY ME
6:30pm As IF the name I.M. Horny or I.M. Lonely wasn't a DEAD
GIVEAWAY of which way you swing on the sexual pyramid..
6:35pm Ah can't quite put mah meat on it, cuz I'm meatwad, but I'm
pretty sure there's a sexual and/or scatological innuendo there.
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6:35pm And they say the media's trying to brainwash us. Hogwash!
10:41pm If PATENT ATTORNEYS, PRIVATE INVESTIGATORS,
and STARTUP LENDERS Accept scanned signatures and scanned
contracts..,
10:42pm Then why can't comics publishers and anime studios? My
theory is if they don't sign up employees by scanned paperwork yet, they
soon will.
11:27pm Joe's in BIG TROUBLE! Remind me to tell him that next time
I see him out in public, driving his pimped out ride with the 6 corpses in
trunk
11:36pm Famous Soviet Hot Ass Mistress: He iz zoh cloze I khan
SMELL it. FEEL ahnd Teste eet. Ghet oval heel comrade.
11:39pm You can't Touch this. You can't Touch me. You ain't gonna taste
this. You ain't TOUCHIN' me,....missy.
11:45pm Using my name...again. WHEN EXACTLY do my residuals
start coming?
Fri Mar 1
3:06am You now have the necessary tools to create enough stability in...
8:36am Main reason I don't like clowns on TV?
8:37am There's more assaults and violent behavior targeted at identity
theft and slander/libel victims than any other type of victims.
11:55am If no one actually RESPECTS your physical appearance and
personality, SHOULD IT be a part of your public creative brand? I
dunno. u tell me.
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8:28pm Few things in this life are as rewarding as looking over Japanese
or French animation and comics art that is equal parts Obscure &
Beautiful
Sat Mar 2
3:06am It's an intense day, filled with unspoken emotional responsibi...
11:57am Yes, how DID he gather so much "intel" on me without getting
arrested and put in jail for 10 to 20 years. Do tell!
1:22pm She sure is TALENTED AND CREATIVE! For a trolling
BITCH with sadistic tendencies that is!
1:35pm Well, that's okay. I like hiding from me in suspended terror,
too...
1:50pm Hitler: "Nine nine nine nine!!! I'm the Nazi, not joo, I know what
I unt talking about. You stole from BLEACH! Nine Spawn unt Batman.
1:51pm END oof shtoly
1:53pm I'm Hitler beech! Joo ahr woot aye sayh joo are.
2:01pm Ahhh. Another day, another ironic witticism. So, who am I
punching in the face from my computer screen today? I take requests...
2:04pm My love of FPS's is kind of an on again off again love affair. I
like shooting at shit, if I can figure out the installation process...
2:04pm which frankly doesn't happen a whole lot of the time.
2:26pm #JoeCon .... Where the GI Joes go....
2:30pm That's funny, my email only gets response notification from
the sites I frequent, but only tends to notify me when I'm ON that site.
Strange
2:30pm Mr. Popularity and Charisma...I GUESS?
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3:35pm @blambot Alternative rock still exists? That's news to me.
3:40pm @MadeInJopan @blambot Ooooh me. Oooh my. Don't channel
you're anger into art! That's BAAAAD!!! lol #Vaginalworlddomination
4:02pm I was gonna go with Demon SLAYER, but I like Assassin, too.
4:08pm If you take issue with my new account design, please get the fuck
off my feed, already. No one's forcing you onto this tweet feed...Bitches.
4:24pm I get a lotta crap from people, like someone's forcing people to
interact with me. It's THEIR choice. Surprise surprise.
6:17pm On a 1.4K salary. Hah hah! You BETCHA I can JETSET!
6:48pm Taboo shit. Ehhhh. Ugh, doesn't bother me all that much. Or at
all really...
6:53pm If I ever actually made it to NYC or L.A., I imagine the first
thing I'd blurt out would be something along the lines of
6:53pm "Wow! Look at all the RICH PEOPLE. NEATO!"
7:34pm GOD I love being PSYCHIC! I love channeling energies from
another realm. Ugh, YEAH, CAN YA FEEL IT!!!
7:38pm People want me to lie and say I'm "not" psychic just so they can
feel vindicated in their fraudulent skepticism.
7:38pm Sorry, but they're bigger frauds than I could ever be.
7:39pm Sorry I AM QUITE psychic. And YOU'RE NOT as smart as
you THINK you are. You're a DICK who likes to play pretend by saying
he's always right
7:47pm Okay, I'm a fraud. Better take the psychical Research
Foundation offices OFF speed dial. Yeah, I'll get right on that,
7:47pm "cuz some idiot said I should". Ain't happening.
9:27pm You wanna try that shit on me ever again, feel free. And I will
destroy and shit on it again. Boo.
10:08pm I appreciate the Pony comparison.
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10:08pm It's always nice being the creator of the most popular
underground comic book and animation Franchise in HISTORY! (hint:
"Apocalypse")
10:11pm Some things are BETTER THAN a paycheck. Hard to believe,
I know...But a cult following cannot be overlooked.
11:29pm Technically, I didn't want to be a famous author. Me being a
multi-racial self-published author had more to do with ability than desire.
11:29pm i.e. I wrote the books because I could, not because it was a
"lifelong dream" Simple as that.
Sun Mar 3
3:06am Although love has recently been on your mind, the fierce Scorp...
2:41pm Not ONLY am I getting out of my house, sooner or later. I'm
coming to KILL YOU, too. Better say your prayers...friend.
2:51pm Fool me once, SHAME on me. Fool me TWICE, SHAME on
YOU. Fool me THREE TIMES...well, I'm going to KILL YOU DEAD
& HARD AS THE DAY IS LONG.
4:35pm Of COURSE I'm Gonna KILL You. You stole the soul of the
once great hometown I grew up in from me, turned into SHIT Town.
4:35pm You BET I'm gonna KILL YOU. For disgracing the honor of my
hometown, you will be the first to be TORTURED AND KILLED BY
THE NEW KING.
4:47pm My advice to dealing with secretive, intrusive parents who hate
your career? Invest in a lock picking kit. And an R.F. Scanner. Shhh.
5:06pm If someone bullies you, the best response is "What do you want
from me, Child Molester!"
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9:30pm I'm gonna tell you this, ONE. MORE. TIME. Then I'm gonna
disgrace you, where you come from, and your whole EXISTENCE.
9:30pm RENOUNCE. WHO. YOU. ARE. NOW. OR ELSE.
9:30pm How about N-O, friend.
9:47pm @Thomasintokyo I gotta know. How in the world do you
balance so many different design mediums??
9:49pm @Thomasintokyo Your character and production design
drawings are so well integrated. They have an inner consistency.
9:49pm @Thomasintokyo How many pgs do you draw per day, on
average?
10:31pm @Thomasintokyo I kinda meant your art on Oban. Are you
ever going to PUBLISH YOUR OWN ART BOOK? I own the Oban art
book. feels so anonymous,
10:32pm @Thomasintokyo Savin aside...OBAN was almost all you!
You're drawings are often a mirror image of what actually appears on
screen.
11:23pm @Thomasintokyo You are very welcome Mr. Genius! :D
Seriously though, when I think LIVING genius, you're up there with
Katsuhiro Otomo
11:27pm @Thomasintokyo And yes, I treasure the Oban book. And I'd
treasure a solo artbook from you, too. Crossing my fingers for new book
to happen.
Mon Mar 4
3:06am Pleasure arrives in small increments today, even if it seems a...
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8:54am @Thomasintokyo Well, all right buddy, but Just don't sell
yourself short. Although artistic humility is good I suppose.
8:54am @Thomasintokyo BTW, did you get my email?
12:07pm Hey, it's not MY fault I'm gullible enough to think a cartoon
character and design like Motoko Kusanagi is REAL.
12:07pm I'm 4 YEARS OLD! What do you want from me!
2:55pm #MeetingPeopleIsntEasy It's not ever easy interacting with less
powerful but still strong) people
2:55pm who mistake my massively intense power level for a massively
intense "threat" to their well being.
2:57pm Honestly, yeah. I do get that a lot...
8:51pm Thin rimmed glasses are good. THICK rimmed glasses are really
fucking GAY looking.
Tue Mar 5
3:06am You are better equipped to present your ideas to your peers to...
4:09pm Naw, yer good. I really only kill those who NEGATIVELY
CRITIQUE my life, not those who ACKNOWLEDGE my life. There's a
difference.
4:34pm I always assumed it was my God-given birthright to know things
always worked out for the best. At least in MY LIFE anyway.
5:32pm Nothing good ever came from someone being able to see you
without you seeing them.
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Wed Mar 6
3:06am It's all about revealing your presence in the outer world toda...
11:47pm I was trading emails with 2 of my all time favorite TV
animation/anime studios at one point, Titmouse and Sav! The World
11:48pm .But they're both really busy doing their own stuff. Better to
have them say "No thank you" than to be left wondering...
Thu Mar 7
3:06am You are looking at your long-term personal goals through a ver...
Fri Mar 8
3:06am You have nowhere to share your most intense emotions today
sin... More for Scorpio http://t.co/5CPYqQCTuY
Sat Mar 9
3:06am Your faith may be tested as a situation on the home front prev...
6:22pm They say when you blink a lot, that means your lying. Right
history channel "trusted guest commentator with a Ph.D"?
6:26pm Continual blinking on screen = I'm lying my fuckin ASS OFF!!!
7:28pm Been pretty busy with projects. You know me, always PUSHIN
OUT a big steaming stack of hot-off-the-press "My SHIT don't stink like
yours..."
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Sun Mar 10
4:06am It's been pretty quiet on the emotional front lately, but you ...
3:56pm #AdventuresInSelfPublishing In terms of print format
specifactions, @comixpress beats @CreateSpace and http://t.co/
jGPkYLAEKA hands down.
3:57pm If you want to print a comic book that looks like an actual comic
book with real comic book textures, @comixpress Is the efficient choice...
3:59pm Neither @CreateSpace NOR http://t.co/jGPkYLAEKA truly
appreciate the old way of producing real authentic comics.
3:59pm i.e. saddle stitch binding, newsprint interior pages, glossy covers
4:04pm The best comic book publishers of lesser known works of
amazing comics , (this side of Dark Horse) would be...
4:04pm ...@OniPress & @SLGPublishing (i.e. Scott Pilgrim, Nny)
If anyone appreciates newsprint/saddle stitch format comics, it's them...
4:19pm Greatest indie studios/publishers of the modern era: Sav!
The World, @TitmouseInc, @SLGPublishing, @DarkHorseComics,
@ImageComics, @OniPress
5:26pm Building an online shrine to my clean as all shit FACE is nice
and all, but don't you want people to know about YOU.
5:26pm After all, the idiotic masses already know who I AM....
7:17pm *creepy forced smile arises like a corpse jaw* blink blink,
blink blink, blink blink. HEY GUESS WHAT! I LIED about my true
intentions
7:19pm No, I need these thick rimmed spectacles for my "eyesight", turns
to camera BLINK BLINK, BLINK BLINK, BLINK BLINK thin &
Creepy smug grin.
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11:00pm #NowPlaying How To Destroy Angels on @Rhapsody http://
t.co/DspHyv5D3Z
Mon Mar 11
3:06am Happily, you're able to lighten up and enjoy hanging out with ...
12:58pm Sorry but I don't buy what's being sold about the "superiority"
of the international business world...
12:59pm Hey kids, it's the Fun Times Show! Did CHINA create
YouTube? NO!!! Did FRANCE or JAPAN invent YouTube??? NO!!!!
12:59pm Did AMERICA invent Silicon Valley and YouTube??? Yes!!!
USA USA!!!!
1:11pm Will J have sex with an underage comic book fan groupie slut
hooker while the Wife's out of town. Stay tooned for the next ep of soap
opera
1:11pm "Ooh, this show is so suspenseful I can't wait to tune back in. Oh
boy!" BEST SOAP OPERA EVA
2:39pm Hip-Hop Hurray. Mah Beard's Gettin Bigga. Hoh-dee-hoh
YEAH. Mah BEARD's Gettin Bigga', Hoh-dee-hoh YAY! Word.
3:10pm I tend to find the act of reviewing my old writing and art as a
great motivator for the production of new work.
3:10pm For creative development, To know where I'm going, it almost
always helps to know where I've been. Does that make sense to anyone?
3:14pm You know, at one time I actually wanted to be an entertainment
headline maker, until they made me a little TOO newsworthy
3:15pm (by proxy of course) Whoopidy fucking doo. Now I've got a news
network stand in. Is this how it works for everyone in the arts?
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3:21pm I know why i have so many stand ins. Don't tell anyone, but my
consultation services are hella expensive. I'm so good, no on CAN afford
me..
3:21pm ..So they rip me off without notifying me. You can notify me if
you see me getting ripped off though. Through the obvious channels....
3:23pm Someone sees a rip off someone, the person who saw it notifies
me, I then proceed to notify my 26 attorneys. Booyah.
3:27pm The Attorneys go to town (literally) BOOYAH! residuals time
baby!
3:28pm Yeah that IS me. I get 20% of whatever THAT THING makes.
Well, NOW I do anyway. Eh, Do the math.
3:32pm Usin' some dude's drawings/writing without ponying up the
residual compensation to him for his work?
3:32pm Eh, kind of frowned on by EVERY ATTORNEY ALIVE and
the Uniion/Guild, but hey. That's just ME.
3:48pm I see they like to make people squirm. Okay, let's try that, too.
BRB...
Tue Mar 12
10:19am Aaaaaaand....we're back.
3:27pm Compare and Contrast Time! http://t.co/4unAxAfQdW
3:54pm I am calling on all the Armed JM Forces, for a Tweet Ban!
*tanks and jets cruise by*....Oh wait. No I'm not...
4:06pm Sorry to my followers for taking the old feed down for a bit less
than a day. Twitter gets so NOISY sometimes.
4:06pm Nothing personal, well, besides certain unnamed follower trolls
that is....
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4:23pm Yes yes. LORD OF HUMANS!!!!!
Wed Mar 13
6:32pm ROOOOOADTRIP!!! in a vehicle for a whole day. I don't tweet
while moving
6:36pm Good to get out of the house finally. Logged about 80 miles,
there and back...
9:43pm Angry Nerds and Sex: Men's Lives: GQ http://t.co/
GpPHrGdpNU via @gqmagazine
Thu Mar 14
11:03pm Oh heh! It's jus' me. Yah know. Here. Doin' mah thing. Crankin
out THOUSANDS of unmemorable one-liners you won't REMEMBER
10 years from now.
11:04pm Jus like ah did at da beginnin ah LAST DECADE!
Fri Mar 15
12:57pm Anyone want to be one of my NEW friends? I need some new
friends.
5:40pm NEVER twiddle your thumbs, sitting on your ass just WAITING
AROUND for the future, when taking action to working on building it
will do...
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Sat Mar 16
4:10pm Do we have some very very EVIL, very very SEXUALLY
OFFENSIVE, DEBAUCHED Authoritarian CONSPIRATORS in the
audience? DON'T BE SHY!
4:25pm Using sex to arrogantly and condescendingly trashtalk your
fellow internet denizens IS a pretty low and pathetic thing to do
4:25pm You saw a horror movie and felt afraid! HAH! Yer EVIL!
4:37pm Ha Ha! I got your number, lady!
4:41pm Will someone please post an art book review video of OTOMO's
GENGA:: ORIGINAL PICTURES. Seriously, one of my new faves of
ALL TIME
4:43pm That book is 1/2 as tall as I am, and 1/4 as heavy....
5:35pm On Motivation: I've heard some famous artists say stuff that
implies "Don't even bother trying if your not feeling up to it."
5:35pm And I've heard other artists say "Fuck that shit. Full Speed
Ahead. Not feeling up to it? Nuts to that, lead the charge anyway"
5:36pm So it seems to essentially boil down to warfare between
Willpower vs. The Muse. I find myself agreeing more with Willpower
lately...
5:44pm When I sided with my own Muse and tried to patiently WAIT
for inspiration to "magically" come,
5:45pm I actually tried "waiting" I got fucking lost, like driving in the
woods or something...Scary how much The Muse WON'T save you when
you want
5:45pm I don't know how people wait for inspiration to just fall into your
lap without going fucking insane in the process.
5:46pm If you feel anxiety, get back to work.Stop tweeting already.
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5:49pm GENGA Interview booklet Quotes: Stuff Otomo Once said: On
Detail "If I draw an alley, it's going to look dirty"
5:51pm OTOMO, on Architecture: "I like things (reading comics) with
depth, and perspective"
5:54pm OTOMO on Cinematic Comics: "I approach my comics like a
traditional film director. I studied film a lot... I think in terms of cuts."
5:55pm OTOMO on inspiration: "I find listening to rock music gives my
drawings that extra 'oomph' "
5:57pm OTOMO on designing panels: "I see the composition of the
shot form in my head. I see motion in my mind first, then flesh it out on
paper"
6:01pm Most of the Japanese press interviews I quoted these phrases
from were printed, in Japan, in the year 1983
6:44pm I think some people are INDEED terrified of all these last few
years or half decade or so only BEING the beginning of what's to come....
6:45pm A lot has happened. Yes, I agree with that much.
6:45pm But any Visionary like myself who has strong vibes about the
future will tell you a lot more is going to happen as well, mostly positive
6:49pm My time as a screenwriter and professional manga-ka, my life
living in L.A., my time spent living and traveling in Europe and Asia.
6:49pm None of these are guaranteed, but for a decade I've done
nothing but sit on my ass goofing off in my parents house for a decade.
6:50pm ..and the media makes numerous epic adventures around it.
What in God's name might happen if I went on to NEW PLACES??
6:50pm Those writers and reporters would faint, jump off a CLIFF or
something, their minds would be so blown!
6:52pm My life raising a family? Maybe? Well, that one's up in the air...
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6:59pm When I think of my own family, I think about when I had to
grow up. Looking back at my life,
6:59pm I think, "MAN! What I wouldn't GIVE to grow up under
the guidance of creative and analytical parents. So many missed
opportunities"
7:01pm I had plenty of medical and emotional guidance growing up,
but not much creative guidance. I had one mentor who taught me some
fundamentals
7:01pm And THAT WAS IT for me. The rest, I had to learn to walk ON
MY OWN.
8:59pm Sorry, no girlies allows. Just us Sexy Guys.
11:38pm Depakote. Not approved by the FDA, but just right for you.
Side effects may include gaining 6,000 fucking lbs and the uglies.
Sun Mar 17
1:59pm Gee, I wonder what Albedo is up to lately. I'm sure we'll find
out...
2:32pm #SuperSpecialFriendsThatDONTUseTwitterList
2:35pm #ReasonsIAspiredToGetRichGrowingUp Complete my book,
comics, and Anime DVD collection. Really falling behind here...
Mon Mar 18
11:56am Really good online comic-manga actually... http://t.co/
XV936muIlJ
12:01pm @joeisjapanese combines great playful humor and great action,
like pretty much no manga-comic I've ever seen before. It's very well
executed
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12:11pm There are some really high quality webcomics
@GuardianComic, @joeisjapanese, @PenHitsThePad that I'd love to
buy as printed comics someday..
12:18pm Actually, I'm not too worried about webcomics. They're on the
rise. They have been for a while now. A lot of webcomics are self edited..
12:19pm If you draw and write your own webcomics you've created,
chances are you are your own editor. Websites don't intrude in an
editorial sense
12:19pm Some self-publisers and online creators do a better job of self-
policing their own quality than others...
12:22pm In webcomics there's TONS of freedom to build designs and
innovate, but there's also a lot of "freedom" to fall flat on your face.
12:22pm ...IF you don't proceed with caution.
3:30pm Tron: Uprising was one of the best new shows on TV. Now it's
only on TV during Sundays @ Midnight. Well, is or was.
3:30pm The REAL problem with Tron Uprising isn't the quality, but the
lack of what industry people now call "digital presence".
3:31pm You know. What I have! Apparently Tron doesn't have enough
presence online, a recurring problematic business characteristic typical of
TV.
3:32pm You want to succeed in the ratings, get your asses here WITH
me,
3:32pm and quit with the high and mighty "I'm on TV but "better" than
you and avoiding you" shit.
4:45pm @GuardianComic No problemo. Keep up the great comic book
work.
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5:39pm That Face-Pickup-Truck runs like a racecar. Crank
dat face-truck-bitch up to 60 MPH while over the legal limiit.
Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhnmm!
6:05pm #WhyHitlerIsTheMOSTEvil There have been plenty of villains
in history.
6:05pm But Adolf Hitler represents the biggest shameless abuse of
power in the history of civilization
6:43pm The Bad Guys always have the WEIRDEST WAYS of
confessing that we're more powerful than them and they're envious
BECAUSE OF that fact.
11:45pm @LucrataNexarii Ah, a fellow Tron follower. I live in the U.S. I
was so obsessed and in love with Tron Animated when it first came out...
11:45pm @LucrataNexarii With a movie franchise so iconic, you'd
think the U.S. could show it a bit more love. AMAZING VISIONARY
SHOW!
11:46pm @LucrataNexarii I found out recently online it's now airing in
Britain and Canada. Not doing super well in the United States.
11:46pm @LucrataNexarii In terms of RATINGS If Naruto is a Tidal
Wave, Tron is a bucket of water. I just hope it gets a DVD release of
some sort.
Tue Mar 19
12:28am BLOGSPEW: "Wow, tough crowd! Rurouni Kenshin New
Anime???" http://t.co/9sG69UbPUB
7:57am How DOES Albedo from Ben 10 do that anyway? Go on a
rampage while writing the news story about his own actions in the same
time. Hmmm. Magic
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8:49am From now on, if I spot albedo on the loose, I'll say I saw him, not
much more
8:49am #AlbedoSighting Saw him! Bout an hour and a half ago on TV....
9:21am Okay, I've had my fill of hentai for the......morning. GET BACK
TO WORK!!!! XD
9:57am Updated my WCN homepage http://t.co/qAtIzvJCI9
2:35pm Zen And The Art of Blog Maintenance: I guess he sort of...left
http://t.co/8X28CpZLJD
10:24pm @TedNaifeh Pardon me for wondering, but I wanted to know.
Are you now LIVING IN France or only visiting? I saw Courtney on
Amazon.fr.
10:41pm @Astraica ABSOLUTELY! I was in a similar situation. When
Tron first premiered on XD, my DVR autorecorded it.
10:41pm @Astraica I instantly thought to myself, "Should I upload this
to YouTube? Will anyone else. I just assumed someone would. No one
ever did.
10:44pm @Astraica More of the latter, most def
Wed Mar 20
2:15pm Oh Noes! My "Super Dopler Commie Tracker Says There's
COMMIES near you". Really? Is that so?
2:15pm And just how much up in everyone's BUSINESS are YOU going
to get if there actually ARE anyway? I'd like to know....
2:51pm I'm definitely no stranger to drawing, in real time, in front of a
stadium of people.....
2:51pm .Not at all worried about finding an audience. My audience is
already huge....And in real time 24/7
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5:51pm @Astraica Yep, you got it. Truth is, marketers for TV and the
mainstream WANT what people like you and I have (digital presence).
5:52pm @Astraica So much so that many show Execs and Creators even
have "tweet PR requirements" written into their contracts even.
5:52pm @Astraica Hollywood and LA Value online presence THAT
MUCH. Shh. It's a secret! XD
6:00pm @Astraica EXACTLY! I just wanted to be a citizen promoter,
not a profiteer. But yeah, I knew Disney would take em down, so I
passed on it
6:00pm @Astraica Truth is, Unless it's something I create,....
6:01pm @Astraica much of my positive rep was built on giving "free PR
and marketing" online on YouTube and message boards, like no one had
before
6:12pm I find my online END TIMES work similar to getting a single
individual cartoon pilot aired on a network,
6:13pm but you hadn't prepared any follow up work due to lack of
planning foresight about the traditional TV production process,
6:13pm so now you have a whole group of people waiting for the show to
continue with new eps,
6:13pm little aware that the pilot was the only thing actually release
before production started, so there's like a 4 to 10 year wait...
6:14pm for the REAL episodes. If I were an REAL executive
producer and did that, I'd get fired were I not my own boss.
#NextBestThingToExplaining
6:15pm It's not "production hell" It's uncharted territory and unexplored
media territory and lack of preparedness, those online comics (END
TIMES)
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10:59pm @Astraica Yup. Big companies keep track of all kinds of crap
no one else pays attention to. I didn't set out to be a marketing pioneer....
11:00pm @Astraica I just was a huge fan of certain pop culture things
and have a certain enthusiasm/draw online. Many companies noticed that
Thu Mar 21
1:56pm @Astraica S'funny you ask. No, I'm not actually signed with any
kind of company, but that's the thing...
1:57pm @Astraica I see original phrases make their way into TV,
movies, comics, animation, all kinds of stuff. It's nice,
1:59pm @Astraica but I'm never actually credited for it as the "original
author", even though I am....That's one detractor
2:02pm @Astraica Nah....I mostly just edit montages, things similar to
AMVs, but I don't make them often, and haven't made any lately...
3:24pm Careful what you say there, fanboy. HE's the one who makes all
his female manga characters look like 12 year olds. Not me...
4:47pm I'm sure if I WASN'T accountable in some way for what I said,
no one WOULD confront me.
4:47pm Some successful people like to bully and propagandize their way
OUT OF being questioned, criticized, insulted, and accountable....
5:02pm SpongeBath SquarePants, SpongeBath SquarePants.
Eeeeewwwww!!!!
5:10pm ^People get rich^ Heh, heh.
5:15pm ^Revolution Happens
5:15pm ^It Rains and Storms
5:20pm It's Prime Time on TV
5:39pm Maaaaaaaagic
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5:43pm Teh Future!
5:50pm I gotta not change my name so frequently....
6:16pm Reported another potential DDOS today. Kind of suspicious.
Fri Mar 22
12:06am @Astraica Yeah, I'd definitely like to get back into it at some
point. But it takes a lotta energy. Comics are kinda my main thing now...
12:58pm In real life, I sound kind of like Marilyn Manson. I got that
dual sounding voice where it's sometimes high/delicate, sometimes low/
baritone
1:03pm @Astraica Thanks. I try. And Well...the internet is partially to
blame for that I suppose.
1:04pm @Astraica The internet makes it easy to use other people's
material without crediting them and use "public domain" as an alibi.I'm
over it..
1:05pm @Astraica Well, to be honest, I stopped keeping track XD
5:35pm @Astraica I've seen my ideas show up quite a few places. Free
usage of my ideas online made me a lot more influential than I used to
be...
7:31pm @Astraica Nah. I mostly just keep up with certain manga and
French titles...I read Star Wars books a lot too though.
7:35pm @Astraica Thanks very much Astraica. I pretty much got that
part covered.
7:36pm @Astraica I'm in the process of working on my own
projects.s.That way if I do succeed in comics my credit will be
unmistakable...in time.
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11:39pm Some people seem a lot more "Shocked" by my prolificacy than
in any sort of awe of it. I'm getting more used to that...
11:41pm like "isn't there some kind of diagnosis for this?"
11:43pm Like they were expected my private authorings to be a whole
lot lazier and stupider.
Sat Mar 23
1:35pm I'm used to being envied. Like by my adoptive father and HIS
morbidly cruel jealousy of me...for starters.
1:50pm "Why is EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM!" - Overheard comment.
Oh I dunno. Ask your precious cop shows. They might know...
1:56pm I suspect my adoptive father hasn't loved me as my parent for a
long time now. All his love was replaced by anger / envy-hatred long ago
2:01pm #AdultHoodIs when your parent(s) give up on supporting you
and take up the sport of hating you for living with them for so long...
2:14pm Ever since I DID become famous, needed, liked,and successful,
certain people went out of their way to convince me I'm "the opposite of
that"
Sun Mar 24
11:43am @Astraica probably printed. Thanks!
3:32pm I think I'm going to stick with watching Ice Age, something NOT
me. Seeing ME on every channel kind of sucks dick.
3:32pm I don't like that kind of self-indulgent bullshit anymore than you
people do, quite frankly.
4:26pm I didn't entirely fail, what with the look-alike on TV. at one point
I actually wanted to be on TV.
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4:26pm The look alike industry is fueled by people who want to see
someone on TV. Namely, me.
4:28pm They put my likeness on TV mostly because they can't figure
out how to get the genuine article on there. That's what YouTube's for, I
guess,
4:30pm I aspire to be behind the camera, not in front of it....
4:32pm If you see a fake me, somewhere, anywhere actually, bottom
line? It's because someone (probably not on camera but behind )
WANTS me there...
4:34pm I'm in my friggin house. In person, I never go anywhere...Except
right here, in my home...
4:37pm There seems to be a myth surrounding my presence, that
because people want the real me, profits go up if you slap my face on
something.
4:37pm FALSE!
4:39pm No identity-kidnapping, okay people?
4:40pm Yeah, I'm going back to NOT drawing. I enjoy that...
4:42pm I've had a lot of fun, [not] being on your [horrible] show. If you
need me, I'm right here [avoiding you].
4:45pm If i see some guy or gal going no a TV warpath, I run in the
opposite direction dive into my Nuclear Bunker....Never to be seen for 2
days
Mon Mar 25
12:20am Why DID Curtis armstrong take up voice acting in ANY
animation role. He's pretty friggin horrible sounding in ANYthing!
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11:53pm Reality TV never does background checks. Probably not even
now. Reality TV never HAS DONE background checks. Hence it being
bad TV...
Tue Mar 26
12:23am Oooh! I smell a joke coming on! "We don't check backgrounds
for murderers, serial murderers, rapists, sex offenders or NOTHING!"
12:24am On Jeopardy, EVERYONE gets ah turn! YAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!
12:25am That is essentially the history of TV employment for the last
100 years or so...
12:34am Dear Books-A-Million. Just don't go all "Tom Cruise Borders"
on us, and I'll probably eventually shop at you for manga again. Hang in
there.
10:36pm I just LOVE being a lazy motherfucker, like David Hasselhoff,
crawlin around his own house trying to eat a whopper
10:36pm cuz he too fucking stupid to stand up. HAAHHAHAHAH!!!
Hey, who HASN'T been there. AHHAHAHHHHA!!!!! LAZY
FUCK!!!!!
Wed Mar 27
3:14pm Probably gonna eventually get a smartphone...eventually. Don't
HATE, playa pimp....
3:15pm I probably NEED one, sooner or later...
3:17pm Submitted a tech idea to DirecTV. Apparently the higher ups are
going to review it...
4:18pm Ahhh, TV. Where the bad guy really is the real life bad guy, and
the good guy really is the real life bad guy.
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4:46pm It's funny isn't it? They really actually think I'm going to EVER
FORGET the nasty scorn with which they'd addressed me? I'll NEVER
forget.
4:52pm Contrary to popular sentiment, I DON'T EVER FORGET
INSULTS.
5:00pm There really are Only Two Things I Never Do: Regret My
Decisions and Accept or Forget Insults. I never do either of those things.
EVER.
5:14pm Do I make any money, you ask? I'm living in some house
somewhere, tweeting this message, aren't I?
5:22pm Yeah! That's the ticket! I've been defeated in battle and am
tweeting this under and overpass! I won't live much longer...
5:23pm Seriously though, been living in the same big assed house for the
last, oh I don't know, 27 years? Give or take?
5:23pm Why would it matter if I got rich NOW anyway? I already LIVE
COMFORTABLY NOW.
5:31pm If there's one thing I've learned from business, it's that "Senior
Status" and "First Mover Advantage" mean nothing.
5:32pm No one will reward you just for being the "first one to show up".
That's more myth than fact.
5:32pm I get PLENTY of flack and shit from people who haven't been
around HALF as long as I have. Damn newborns...
5:45pm New Sitcom: The Jays
5:47pm Episode 1:"Father Jay unknowingly invites a rapist serial killer to
become a new neighbor across the fence.". It's up to Jay to destroy it
6:01pm The Jays: Episode 2: Jay gets into a power struggle with the third
largest media corporation in the world. Who will win!
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6:08pm The Jays: Episode 3: "The War on Terr-Itory". President George
W. Bush turns The South into a Police State Territory.
6:11pm The Jays: Episode 4: "And Then There Were Two": One of Jay's
Envious Classmates becomes a criminal mastermind, & attempts
"Assassinate Jay".
6:14pm The Jays: Episode 5: "Jay of Arabia": Jay Accidentally Instigates
the Arab Spring with his Tweetfeed.
6:19pm The Jays: Episode 6: "PAST TIMES": Jay Invents a Time
Machine in his Garage, Goes Back in Time, and Becomes Walt Disney's
Muse For Mickey
6:29pm The Jays: Episode 7: The Producer of One of Jay's Favorite 80s
TV shows makes a New TV Tribute to Jay's Life, but accidentally offends
him
6:41pm The Jays: Episode 8: "In Warm Blood" A Has Been Hollywood
Starlet Develops a Public Namedrop Crush on Jay, Bring Him Unwanted
News Coverage
7:05pm VROOM VROOM! OOOOh! A "touch" I mean "Tough guy"! I
love you too. So cute.
7:34pm Most people don't know my father was a Trappist Monk.
7:35pm Don't MESS....with the monks...
7:39pm I'd never say my adoptive parents are a "disgrace" like some do.
7:39pm They taught me being polite in most (or in their opinion, "All")
situations is useful.
7:41pm I'm not afraid of taboo, like most people are. I am the son of a
temple dwelling monk, aren't I?
7:42pm The fact that I exist, that I was born TO BEGIN WITH was a
family controversy TO BEGIN WITH...
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7:44pm My birth parents kept a very far distance, and as a result so did
everyone else. It's always been my job to reach out to people.
7:44pm And help them.
7:45pm Or slap them upside the face. Depends on the situation really...
8:10pm He's not a very god saboteur, is he
8:16pm Well, when bullying fails, and your lack of muscle is exposed....
you can always sue somebody.
8:22pm I HATE beating people up, in person and online. I really do.
Shame I never actually start any of this garbage. Ce La Vi.
8:24pm Like that time I knocked the guy off the motorcycle with the
imaginary katana? Classic Jay....
8:31pm Uh oh! I got arrested for assaulting one of my imaginary friends
again! Whoops
8:33pm This is fun. I'm having fun now...
8:37pm #AtMyFuneral I'm going to send e-vites to all my haters to
attend my funeral. Let's have a hater convention. Sponsored by My
Death!
8:39pm They can all dress up as me, look like me, and everything!
What's a hatefest without people who rip you off??
8:57pm Do I know what that vagina looks like? You're wife's? I'll never
tell..AHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! Aren't I clever?
9:05pm Yer WIFE's a whore and a slut of course. SHHHHHH!! Don't
tell anybody. I slept with your wife a few nights ago. She had facial hair.
A lot.
9:06pm Wow, what a brilliant defensive martial arts strategy. Why
master the Zen of Martial arts when I can talk trash about your spouse's
genitals
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9:08pm It pays a lot more. Much more profitable to be a Dick that talks
about other men's wive's vaginal disease.
9:10pm How do I have what YOU have. So jealous. No really! I am!
You've clearly bested me in debate.
9:10pm Just pull out the vaginal trump card. That'll shut his army up.
9:11pm Lather, Rinse, Repeat.....
9:14pm I've got two vagina cards. Three Viral Cards. One Message
board card. One Face card, face down. And 2 fanart cards. FULL
HOUSE BITCHES! hi-5
9:18pm "He's a bitch" - Your mom. That was YO MOMMA, Nigga, YO
MOMMA! GROW YO OLD ASS UP - Sargent Gutter
9:36pm So I'm hiring a chauffeur to get the fuck out of my hood, er, I
mean GO ON A BUSINESS TRIP. Yea-heh! That's the ticket! Business!
9:41pm What? I like being on the road. Visiting Washington D.C. when I
was a kid left a huge influence on me, that there are better places to be...
9:43pm My room is a landfill. My parents are fucking asshats about
everything. And my neighbors are convicted fellons. Hell yes I'm leaving.
9:49pm Do I have a lot of money? No. Do I have SOME money. Yes.
Will I pay top dollar to get the FUCK away from the evil around me? Of
course!
10:41pm Honestly? I was WAITING for a shot at that guy. Finally got
one! Yay!
Thu Mar 28
12:43am Those callouses. Oh dear GAWD those callouses.
12:43am Bone merging with the flesh of the heel, from walking barefoot
on hard floor like Conan so much. But hey! That's just how I go rollin'.
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1:05am Some people don't mind Gay Marriage, like, well, someone
who's NOT ME, and some people don't mind dating overweight women,
like, well, me...
1:06am My only girlfriend I HAD in middle school was overweight. My
classmates thought she was fat and ugly. I just like that she liked me
1:07am Back then that WAS all I could get. I don't get to pick and
choose like that pretentious romantic attitude people have about me
now...
1:08am Let me tell you right now, I WASN'T popular in school, and yes,
it DID use to be that way....Not ashamed at all. I appreciate inner beauty.
1:10am Back then, I WAS the skinny member of the couple. Boy did
THAT change...
1:28am Such FOND, LOVABLE, WARM memories I have hanging
out with losers like Master Shake and Happy Time Harry all day
#ATHFMemories
1:39am Mohom! Dahad! You loveable scamps. I already told you. We're
here to pick out matching coffins for YOU, not matching coffins for you
and ME!
2:54am My parents have some WEIRD lifestyle habits. Instead of
throwing a can of soda or a pizza, quickly, they let it sit around...
2:54am for 1 to 2 days/weeks. Just sitting there, collecting unsanitary
germs and dust. I'll never get that.
2:55am If I shit out a turd, I'm gonna flush the fucker, not let it sit
around my house for half a fucking MONTH. Jesus Christ people!
3:26am NOT jealous of you...MY LITTLE PONY. Ain't happening.
Don't even TRY.
8:41am 3 a.m., got some sleep. 8:41 a.m., up again...
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8:46am Twitters gonna be worth a billion dollars...WHY is that exactly
anyway? Hmm. I wonder...
9:01am #TrojanVag
9:02am #MalwareBoobs
10:24am If I had adsense on my twitter account, I'd be rich. Hands down,
I'd be rich. EAT THAT!
10:28am Will twitter continue to be closed off and secretly try to cut
tweet writers like me out of its profit map, like YouTube and FaceDick?
10:28am Or will someone actually share ad reventues with tweeters this
time. I can do that...if it WANTS TO. This remains to be seen.
10:28am If all else fails, there's always IPO...
10:48am The Jays: Episode something or other: "Goliath and David",
Jay's Brother Attempts to Profiteer off Jay's Software Company's Stock
Value
11:19am Gay homosexual curly afro wigs are the 3rd most popular
hairstyles, behind the skinhead and pixie cut looks. #Trendsetter
11:27am Justin Bieber: "The Hair Monopoly on Hair" song. "I want
to have a Monopoly on Hair. So Very Bad. To Compensate for Afros I
Neva' Had"
11:35am @blumspew is AWESOME!!! But I made a vow not to go into
fanboy mode on the almighty Twitter about that sort of thing....
11:40am I haven't Tweeted about Toonami in a while. Looking forward
to One Piece #OnePiece #Toonami2013
11:43am You know I don't remember Leo Tolstoy ever attempting to
compete in the software, online broadcasting, or webcomics markets.
11:43am I could be mistaken though. I'll have to re-read his biography to
verify that theory I think
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12:54pm Gosh! It's ALMOST like they're waiting for me to TWEET
SOMETHING....
12:54pm "ANYTHING! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TWEET
ANYTHING JOE! GIVE ME SOMETHING TO QUOTE!!!!!"
12:54pm $ CHA-CHING!$
1:00pm They are ALLOWED to say anything about me. Anything
except my legal name, of course....
1:00pm We're not legally or contractually allowed to write that one
down, for some reason.
1:21pm It's NOTAH TYCOON! - Ahhhnuld.
5:08pm It's actually pretty cool running my own online streaming TV
network on the Tube. Brings some much needed sanity into my life...
5:10pm I'm a professional broadcaster. I created SplitAtomBoom from
the ground up....
5:10pm 2 to 3,000 favorited videos later, here I am...
5:12pm TV's gotten too fucking stupid. I make it cool all over again.
5:15pm You know how you start off thinking someone's cool, and then
one day you kind of realize they kinda AREN'T so cool but actually
clueless?
5:16pm Yup. It's that...
5:38pm @SaveToonami Beginning
5:41pm Sounds like fun to me #HackinDaNeighborhood
6:00pm Spoiler Alert! Cain KILLS Abel....
6:30pm Yeah, you're the coolest, most popular guy on the web....The
Balls in your court....UNTIL THEY POST PICS AND SEE the SKIN
COLOR of course!
Agent O.E.L.
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6:43pm I'll sign copies of Manifesto Vol I & II and Art Manifested
for long lines in EGYPT. And AFGHANISTAN. But that's as far as I
go...
6:49pm HOW scary are scary movies. Too scary for me. I'm out. Turns
into a vampire bat and squeaks away into the night.
7:07pm The Jays: Episode Whatever: Mud Wrestlin'. Jay and Gay-
Dasher Square Off
10:32pm Best Advice I ever read in a Stephen King book? On Writing.
10:32pm "You can not possibly expect to create a literary experience that
overwhelms your reader with a sense of wonder and awe...
10:33pm ....until that very thing has been done to you" I know how that
feels...
10:38pm I've never been worried about feds on the web.
10:39pm Not ever since I spoke directly to a federal agent in a hospital
once who was part of the team investigating Bryan Johnson cyberstalking
me
10:39pm to try to extort me with porn. Nope. That's the part they don't
tell you. The feds attacked HIM for that. NOT ME! HA HA!
10:40pm He even told me what book he used as a bible to extort me
with: "The Art of Deception"
10:41pm It's a social engineering and hacking bible, written by an
infamous hacker.
Fri Mar 29
1:47am Dream Light, Dream Light, Starry Night With Dream Light.
Dream Light, Dream Light, Savior of your soul at night! awww....
1:31pm North Korean Dictators: LOAD the missiles...APRIL FOOLS!
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2:08pm Watching Naruto Shippuden: The Vengeful on @VizAnime:
http://t.co/igp1r9VbfV
3:03pm Greetings, Humans...
3:37pm STREET ART UTOPIA http://t.co/iJRCXJhOvC via
@StreetArtUtopia
3:42pm I'm starting to really like http://t.co/xFjWGayKdh
5:03pm FIGHTING SLEEP: Things I've learned about Katsuhiro
Otomo from old... http://t.co/d7YzZ6w7NU
6:19pm I just updated my Weebly website. http://t.co/pXAl3UIhjg via
@weebly
Sat Mar 30
2:18pm OH NOES! HORNY TEENAGE GIRLS, ER, I mean
"APOCALYPSE ZOMBIES"! Run Awaaay!!!
2:32pm Just made a book out of my tweets at http://t.co/B8YdfyxCpN
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