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To Speak the Unspeakable - Jade Sterling Simon
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Egypt, 1468 B.C. five years since Queen Hatshepsut officially took on the title of
Pharaoh. There is a celebration underway this evening. Lyre players, dancers, and
fire-eaters entertained the crowd of nobles gathered inside the courtroom of the
Pharaohs palace. Even the royal soldiers put on mock sword fights adding their idea
of excitement to the spectacle. The Pharaoh herself sits upon her throne; standing
beside to her was her steward, Senenmut.
He stood quietly beside his pharaoh hoping that the events taking place this
evening would distract from any personal side conversation. Unfortunately, he
would have no such luck. You cannot avoid the eyes of a god forever you know. He
flinched, startled by the sudden sound of her voice. He looked up to see the eyes of
his female king staring at him so intently he could have sworn they were the eyes of
Amun-Re himself. A thousand apologies my Pharaoh, I meant no disrespect, he
said quickly, trying to recover from his initial surprise. Senenmut, you never gave
me your answer. Have you given my suggested arrangement any thought? she
said matter-of-factly, all the while knowing it was not that simple on his part nor
hers. I am afraid I have not yet made my decision, he stated, allowing his gaze to
shift back towards the fire-eaters. The ferocity with which the flames flickered was a
clear reminder of the severe repercussions awaiting them should anyone uncover the
details of their conversation.
My Pharaoh, What did I tell you about that? she blurted in frustration.
Senenmut looked up to see that she too had diverted her attention towards the entertainment, which was a great deal of weight lifted from his shoulders. Hatshepsut, he restarted, you know this puts everything you have at great risk, your throne,
your life, your, My lover? Senenmut stopped at that. It was always that way with
Hatshepsut, finishing the sentences of others before they themselves complete the
thought in their own minds. Hatshepsut, I dont know if youve noticed, but there
have been whispers throughout the palace. People are starting to get suspicious,
Let them talk. Tis nothing more than the side conversations of servants, Its not
just the servants, Hatshepsut! he said a little louder than hed anticipated, causing
even the great Hatshepsut to sit up and take notice. For it was now he who inter-
rupted her, drawing a few glances from some of the guest partaking in the festivities. Lowering his voice, Senenmut continued, It is not just servants. Your stepson
has become suspicious as well. You know what the consequences could be if anyone
knew we were even discussing something so unspeakable.
They both were quiet for a while, allowing the music of the lyre to distract
them from their predicament if only for a moment. And for only a moment it was,
for again Hatshepsut who broke the silence. The kingdom is prosperous and peaceful, both by my hand. The people of this land will not be so quick to disgrace me on
the foundation of wild rumor and loose talk, she reassured him. Senenmut however
did not seem convinced, but he would not argue with her. Hatshepsut was a woman who did not back down easily. It was that strong, stubborn, confident part of her
personality that played a large part in her quest for the crown and her success in obtaining it. Your daughter is making great progress in her studies and will no doubt
prove a great leader once she is older, he tried changing the subject, hoping just this
once the Pharaoh would play along. Yes, she mused. She is the ideal child of Re.
But Senenmut, you have yet to answer my question.
He stared off into the distance, looking past the lively activities taking place,
deeply submerged in his own thoughts until Hatshepsut once again using nothing
more than her eyes commanded his full attention. Senenmut, you have always stood
by me, cared for Neferure as if she were your own, you supported and trusted me
since my coronation and long before then. I ask you to trust me once more. Trust
that I hold our world securely in my hands and that I would sooner lose both before
allowing any harm to befall those at my side. Whispers from commoner and nobleman alike, nor the deep rooted suspicions of my stepson will not cause the fruits of
our labor to wither. Even the grave robbers who desecrate our tombs long after were
gone will find nothing more than a fraction of the truth.
Senenmut breathed deeply, closing his eyes in defeat with a faint smile upon
his lips. Yes. It was always that way with Hatshepsut. You win again, my Pharaoh,
he said, as he always hoped she would.
PUT SIMPLY
Dana Sami
A sort of proviso before starting off: this months theme
lead me in one direction but I do want to talk about
how President Barack Obama signed into effect that
June is LGBTQ month. I missed the boat on that issue
but I want to say how great this is for the country and
many of my friends. Good job.
I had to have a long talk with myself when working on this. And I wont lie.
Much like Dan Howl this distressed my family. So the prompt I had was Religion
to work with. I took my damn sweet time to figure out what I could talk about here.
At first I thought about going out to Warner Springs, a place youve never been to
or heard of, past the hunting fields of Temecula, a place you should never go, and
report on the Lieu Quan meditation garden
where the four largest statues of the Buddha
in America are but I felt like that might be
cheap boiling down a place of religious reverence into a sort of tour guide. And also,
I did not want to drive that far out in the
dessert.
Then I thought about doing a memoir type thing on my time growing up in St.
Bartholomews from middle school to high
school. But some other guy covered that last
month and Im one of a few writers on staff
who can spout off some iteration of the best
way to make an atheist is to leave a child
in a Catholic school. I wont bore you with
that. No- see my official title on this ship is
arts correspondent. I got off a bit east on
my first gig with the Vogue photographer
doing a show a few miles from my work.
Art, I thought. Where can I find some art discussing religion? I went to LACMA, but
the religious art there is boring. The last supper and crucifixion and the saints all in
heaven mounted spotlights. They were all Italian artists like Botticelli, Bellini, Titian,
Donatello, Michelangelo, Rapael, Leonardo and Krang. But- that is just not interesting enough. Those are the names Jill or Jim learn off page one on day one of art history.
Then I went back to stew in my failure and the gas I wasted in LA trying to
park.so what do you know, inspiration hit when I stopped looking so hard for it. I
was watching a PBS marathon in the dead of night of Monty Pythons Flying Circus.
The second one on was an episode specially written and filmed in 1972 for
German television called Monty Pythons Fliegender Zirkus. Like too many of the
dilemmas in my life the answer I needed the whole time was in an early 70s British comedy. The first sketch they wrote for this hour special was called The Life and
Times of Albrecht Drer, thefamed German woodcut artist for the middle ages. And
as Michael Palin narrates over a lot of old woodcuts and drawings, one of Drers
themes of frequent visitation was religion.
Thats a bingo.
Then I head to the Getty to see the exhibit they had on Albrecht Drer. Parking is just as bad as LACMA but at
least the view from the water maze,
plateau is beautiful. Hunting around
the humongous place with glass ceilings pouring crisp California sunlight
down on me and the statues I did
find the installation I wanted. Most of
Drers work is actually quite humble and simplistic. His drawing called
Study of the Good Thief (reference
to the man promised paradise while
being crucified beside Jesus) is only
slightly bigger than a normal sheet of
college rule note paper.
I got the sense that the Getty
museum hasnt got time for that humbleness horseshit so they had a print
copy made of Drers Stag Beatle the
thatll prove to
you all I deserve your attention and affection.
The artist I re-decided on talking about is from the same time period as Albrecht Drer, in Persia named Kaml ud-Dn Behzd. In the Los Angeles County
Museum of Arts Islamic art section there are none of his paintings, jus geometric shapes and
pottery. I could find no museums
that housed his work. And so, to
find this artist I was in desperate need of sharing I went on a
Google hunt. Behzd was what
is known as a Persian miniature
painter. It was not that the paintings were tiny. This style came
from the tradition of illuminated manuscripts a tradition also
found in Irland and Japan. Behzds work centered on religious themes even going as
far a depictions of the Prophet Muhammad. This of course in some sects of Islam is
considered blasphemous thought the Quran never expressly forbids it. Some may recall the backlash and farther escalation that came from Danish cartoonists depicting
the prophet in the magazine Jyllands-Posten or Matt Stone and Tray Parkers controversy with the episode Cartoon Wars.
Kaml ud-Dn Behzds work had a greater liberation than most contemporaries do to the channel through witch his art was viewed. Rather than hanging on
a wall or being a mural his work rested in books (not necessarily the Quran but religious texts) and so the owners of these books Behzd had illustrated in could use
discretion upon who could be shown what were then considered such sensitive images. Remember that the LACMA stuff with carved, repeating, mathematical patters
were the predominant artistic norm for Persia at this time in the 1400s. in these
works an influence from the Chinese style is present. The orientation of figures to
the color and very simplistic shapes used to more so represent than recreate like
Drers attempted to do. This simple line and color is quite obvious in Behzds best
known works The Assention of the Prophet and Yousef and Zuleykha. I started to
feel that Behzd was a stylistic inversion of Drer though both had a similar philosophical hunger. Drer would take one thing of great specificity and carve out as
If you havent noticed by now, these reviews are actually an excuse for me to watch the
movies in my Netflix queue (I refuse to call it a Netflix list because queue sounds so much
cooler) because I more often than not would rather watch 50 episodes of a television show in one
sitting than actually watching a 90-minute film. Cents.
One of the movies gathering dust in my Netflix queue was Monty Pythons The Meaning of Life
(1983). The reason I thought I wanted to watch this movie was because I saw a few clips of Monty Python and the Holy Grail in my mythology class last semester and witnessed a few giggles
being produced by my body. However, I had no idea what I was getting into by committing myself to an entire Monty Python film without any context.
For those of you that are extreme Python fanatics, please excuse this brief summary of
the Wikipedia article about Monty Python. Monty Python is a British surreal comedy group
including Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, and a few other comedians. Similar to
Seth Rogen and the Francos, the Monty Python group created numerous works together such as
Monty Pythons Flying Circus, And Now For Something Completely Different, and the fan favorite, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. As for Monty Pythons The Meaning of Life, the group
tries to find some reason for existence through comedic situations and songs.
If you are familiar with Monty Pythons work, then you will not be surprised to hear that
this film was all
over the place. One
minute this movie
is showing an office
filled with businessmen being attacked
by file cabinets and
the next minute
theres a city of peoplesinging about
how every single
sperm is useful.
However, there was
a point to all the wackiness and that point is finding the meaning of life. The film goes through
the many stages of life such as birth, growth, and death, and explains each stage in a humorous
but very insightful way. For example, the main religious section of the film regarding the topic of
growth and learning describes how there are many different religious practices that seem ridiculous because well, they are. The movie made a giant contrast between the beliefs of Protestants
and Catholics saying that Catholics only have sex for procreation and they believe that wasting a
sperm for sexual desires makes God quite irate while Protestants believe condoms were created
for people to enjoy sex without having a child. Another aspect of religion that was poked fun at
was the way in which people pray to God describing him as a giant, starving monster and the
reason for their prayer is to beg God not to grill them on his heavenly barbecue.
The film overall displayed ideas
of existentialism emphasizing that
the individual has the power to live
their own life the way they choose.
In a scene where a couple is having
dinner in a restaurant, they begin
to have a discussion about different
philosophers and how they came to
their own definition of the mysteries of existence. One of the philosophers names that were thrown
around in this conversation was
Nietzsche.
If you have taken any philosophical class
or are just a complete nerd, then you will know
that Friedrich Nietzsche is a German philosopher
whose main focus was the concept of existentialism. Although in the film, the couple having this
conversation does not explain who Nietzsche is at
all but only states the fact that his name contains
the letter s, which I suppose is a pretty important
fact. But being a filmmaker, you dont just drop a
name like Nietzsche halfway into the movie and
not expect a bored English major reviewing your
movie to not overanalyze why you stated this
name in your film. Am I right? I mean, thats the
whole point to existentialism: to figure it out by
yourself. I know thats a weird thing to think about
but religion is just an excuse for people to think
they know the meaning of life but in reality, reli-
Exactly why do Jesus and Buddha live together in an apartment in Japan? Because they can. I think. To be quite honest, the plot of Saint Young Men does not
make any sense. How is it possible that two very different religious figures can live
together under one roof on Earth and live normal lives surfing the Internet and eating food just like normal humans when in fact they are all-powerful beings? Why
do Jesus and Buddha try so hard to keep their miraculous powers a secret from the
human race? If religion on Earth exists, then why should their identities be kept a secret? Why are they trying to live a normal life rather than watch over the entire human population? And why are they young? I have no clue. However, besides all these
unanswered questions, this was probably the most entertaining 22 minutes of media
I have witnessed all summer.
The main plot of the first episode of the series is basically Jesus and Buddha
finding an apartment to live in Japan and trying to live in harmony with their strict
landlady. When we meet the landlady, she introduces her list of commandments
that must be followed by anyone living in her apartment or else she will kick them
out. When we meet Jesus and Buddha on the other hand, they seem to be quite intimidated by this woman. Despite being the individuals who they are, the Jesus and
Buddha characters in this series seem to be a lot less mighty than their respective
religions describe them to be. For example, there is a scene where Jesus is feeding the
birds in the neighborhood and the landlady has a fit because her 9th commandment
is You mustnt feed stray animals. Among some of the other landladys commandments include such rules as You must respect your parents, You mustnt incite an
assembly and You must pay your rent. I find it to be quite ironic that two different
Gods are living in an apartment where they must follow a set of rules, while the rest
whenever he wants, to whomever he wants, and what he wants is to have sex with
Lindsey. And he is not shy about it. However, Lindsey doesnt seem to have any mutual fondness towards The Beast because he is just a sex-thirsty dude and she is, well,
Anna Kendrick. Not that Craig Robinson and Anna Kendrick couldnt be a couple
in real life because that could totally happen if they really wanted to, Im not here
to judge, but really though, they just dont fit together. The Beast gives Lindsey the
ultimatum that if she does not decide to marry him in eight hours, he will kill her
and everyone she knows because hes the Antichrist and he can do that. Afraid of his
girlfriend having sex with The Beast and losing her forever, Ben steps in to save her
and thereby setting the plot of the movie in motion.
Not to cut this review short or anything, but that is basically the plot of this
movie without ruining the ending. Rapture-Palooza is definitely one of those movies that you will enjoy while youre watching it but you really dont need to see a
second time. Despite saying that, I actually really enjoyed watching this movie. To
be honest, if Anna Kendrick was not the main girl of this movie I might not have
liked it as much because who doesnt think Anna Kendrick is adorable? As for Craig
Robinson, every one of his lines in this movie was brilliantly executed and perfectly timed and I applaud him for that. He is one of those guys that you know is really
funny, but you forget that he is funny and then you see him in a movie and youre
like, Oh, its Daryl from The Office. Oh, hes really funny. Ha! Something like that.
As for the connection with religion, this movie plays with the idea of a modern-day
rapture and how some people might react if the world was taken over by the devil.
Rapture-Palooza shows that believing in a certain religion does not necessarily make
you a good person, it just
means that you can get
into heaven. So if you dont
want to be stuck on Earth
with a sex-crazy Craig Robinson, then you better start
reading Genesis. I will give
Rapture-Palooza 3.5 foulmouthed crows out of 5 because it was actually a fun
movie and Anna Kendrick.
GROWING UP ON THE
TEENAGE SPACESHIP
Nathan Liclan
Q: So to get us started: What is
your name and current occupation?
GH: My name is Geneva Hodgson, and Im a cartoonist! I currently work full-time as a character designer in the animation
industry as well as making comics
and drawing in my spare time.
Q: Have you always known that
a career in animation was something you wanted to explore?
GH: More or less! When I was really little, I was obsessed with animation, especially those weird boring-but-beautiful Disney shorts
from the 40s. I think I learned a
lot about drawing from copying
drawings of Mickey Mouse and
friends. As I got older, I lost interest in old cartoony western stuff,
but continued to be interested
in feature animation and anime.
By the time I was a preteen I assumed I would never actually be
good enough at art to do it for a
living, so there was this weird lost
decade where, even though I still
drew quite often overall, I was trying to convince myself that I was
just meant to do something else. It
didnt actually end until my final
year of college, when I realized I
I feel like an important part
of Get Rings is that I wrote it as a
person who had been playing that
game for 20 years. I was thinking
Abrams (http://neo-rama.tumblr.
com) is an old favorite-- hes been
doing comics for a long time, and
he is definitely a big inspiration
for me, and looking to him has
helped me solve some problems
Ive had on Teenage Spaceship. I
think, also, that I should mention
that I looked at a lot of the Floyd
Gottfredson Mickey comics, especially the early ones, when doing
Teenage Spaceship. I wont flatter
myself by saying it shows, but I
think his work really carried me
through some grim times when
trying to figure out backgrounds.
FREE CARTOON
The American Bible Challenge was the name on the screen that gave me pause. From the
final 25 minutes of programing one of us caught we gathered that this was a game show hosted
by Jeff Foxworthy (all American, blue-collar, You-Might-Be-A-Redneck) comedian where in
three teams of three in silly outfits with sillier names (The Bible Belts, with gis and martial arts
belts, or the Rockin Rabbis, or the Holy Rollers, as in women from a roller derby group) play
against one another in trivia competitions to win fabulous cash prizes in the seventh and holiest
round The Final Revelation. And that was the position we held for quite a time. We thought
It happened. It finally happened. America has found a way beyond selling copies of it, to make
cash off the Bible. And the way they have done so is in a tragically American style of degrading
a long history and cultural practice to converting religious scripture to auto corrected texts or if
Ideally, really, the money should be evenly distributed out three ways each week to three charities that are each wonderful and necessary in their own way and then have an hour-long Bible
study. People would watch that right?
Perhaps this is the ultimately disconcerting, far more dire implication of this bizarre,
excessively thought-provoking spectacle--an utterly contemporary production which seems
almost designed to be a thought experiment for the study of culture, if not at least a provocation
(assuredly that indeed)--the essential moral suggestion at its heart; not about Christianity itself,
but about the America of the shows thoroughly loaded title. Have we indeed graduated to such a
particularly alienated outpost of civilization that the televisually-diminished and capitalistically
dominated ethos of the consumer/viewer pathology have completed obscured our natural sense
of morality and empathy (ergo, sociopolitical awareness of the disadvantaged, and an ensuing
impulse toward charity which becomes increasingly supported by even famously cold evolutionary biology)? To put it cutely, has the godliness of The Image cleansed us from the burden
of acting in His Image? There have been many reality shows featuring acts of goodwill which are
focusedly brutal in their emotional onslaught, among them the tanned Ty Penningtons Extreme
Makeover: Home Edition, as well as Undercover Boss (though you would not expect it from the
title). The former produced by Tom Forman of The American Bible Challenge. But the appeal
of these shows derives not from our intrinsic thankfulness that such charity is being exacted out
there in the world, but rather the dramatized emotional currency of the participants reactions.
The piquing of any natural human empathy is incidental to the standard, preconfigured consumer experience of witnessing vague characters (not people) exhibit traditional manners of being.
But the charity of the American Bible Challenge occurs off-screen. Instead, the spectacle is not
the emotions therein, but the lavish noise during which the good deed is amassed. And is this,
perhaps, oddly, an admirable turn? That, in this case, we do not make real what is really real?
That we do not exploit or diminish the breathing fact in the world of something kind and constructive being done, and instead stick to showing show business? Sure, perhaps these acts of
charity should not have to leap through circus hoops in order to happen, but this is a madhouse
culture. What does not have to first translate through the veils of consumption and spectacle in
order to be understood (in becoming understandable, homogenous, pleasant, marketable static).
In this sense, does the American Bible Challenge stand in precise opposition to familiarly capitalist and savage American Christianity, which uses television to take money from endeared
viewers? Through all of its irksome fanfare and ridiculous context, does ABC give back what
TBN takes away? Must the Sermon On the Mount be rewritten into idiocy to be viable cultural
doctrine?
And this relates to another concerning trend that is very American related to the countrys
Christian-ness. Jeff Foxworthy will each week introduce nine Americans you are sure cant be
any more American; a preacher who is in a Stetson and cowboy boots, or a ladies team in baseball shirts. Americans tend to think, in large majorities, of Christianity as an American thing
in the way that austerity is a Russian thing
or sarcasm is a British thing, that these
elements are intrinsic, immutable and sort
of natural to the system. They treat that
faith in the states as if it were the skin of
the back of the countries hand- unremarkable to how innate and intrinsic it is to the
entities existence. One may think that it is
an attitude because Christianity is such a
long standing faith in the country that it
can seem natural, for certain types of people. We would say that a majority of these
people are descendants of the first waves
of immigrants to the continent, who were
predominantly Protestant, who threw a
kick up when the second wave of mostly
Catholic Americans arrived. So tradition as one part and the other was that group reaffirming
the American-ness of believing in Jesus. Which would have in part been a learned behavior from
the English, see Anglican hymns like Did those Feet in Ancient Times? about Jesus wandering
around Glostenberrys fields. This attitude has left a lot of American Christians very uncomfortable about directly acknowledging that their form of belief comes from the Middle East, a
culture alien to them and one they might belittle, as many did through the decades since Israel
reformed, and feel that it is a backward, tribal place full of mystics and the dangerously uneducated. Yet simultaneously thinking that this Bible is the word of the one true God at least never
led to someone taking it even farther and claiming an entire religious sect around Jesus coming
to America, or the idea that Native Americans used to be white before angering the wrath of
Yahweh, or that the Garden of Eden was in Missouri.
And indeed, an array of beliefs which requires a graven faith, and a severe devotion to
maintain this faith, often births extremity anew. Leaps in reason that rival and eclipse that of
ancient sacred texts. The embittered, mutant logic which undyingly steps to the task of infinite
reapplicability and fluid justification. It is a process, a project. Let us be reminded about Mormonisms spotty history with race relations, and the way that the decrees of gods tend to conform
to the times just as much as the reverse is true. But religion just as often demandsperhaps far
more usuallythat one refuse the overwhelming reality of the outside moral and/or reasoning
world and take the fetal choreography of the oblivious martyr (see Creationism). Aside from its
essential medications to basic existential quandaries, religion is an arbitrary phenomenon by
all counts. As above described, the American Bible Challenge highlights the cultural aspect of
this shiftability in its implications of Christianity as the national religion, referring as well to a
very specific vision of America. But this is merely reflective of the larger reality at hand, which
is that Christianitythat is; Protestantism, has become entirely assimilated into an accessible
and simplistic identity. It is an identity, not a mode of action (the two are certainly not exclusive,
but here we find an imbalance). Nothing escapes the specter of commodification in our country,
at least nothing important (like personal philosophy), and ergo what we refer to as Christianity
in America is a consumable brand demanding a herd partake not in the lone treks and strange
spectral epiphanies (despite its penchant for belief in the violently, theatrically supernatural) of
Old World spirituality, but relegate and reduce the surreal and grandiose intrigue of the Bible to
something not out of place in an SUV ad. The American Bible Challenge, despite its genuinely
Christlike endeavor of charity, certainly does nothing otherwise to challenge this, but is that perhaps enough anyway?
The second of the larger points we had comes back to the wide nature of the show. It is
actually very innocuous, though claiming to have a wealth of Bible lessons. The American Bible
Challenge is mostly a game of remembering ancient Hebrew names or lists or the order of the
commandments and not so much how women ought to be or name three sorts of people the
Bible said its okay to kill. But from that wide base comes some unpleasant connections. You get
one of the most vocal supporters of the show noted hate monster and host of the 700 Club Pat
Robertson (of 9/11 is a divine judgment of our acceptance of Feminists, and also equating gay
marriage to bestiality and child molestation, and that the Haiti people brought on the earthquake that devastated the country by making a pact with the Devil years ago to remove the
Prince). Another supporter is Richard Glickstein, a producer on the film adaptation of the book
Heaven is for Real in which a Midwestern pastor ruthlessly used his sons near-death experience as an excuse to cash in on Christians across the US and people in general frightened of
dyeing, with a story of Jesus on a rainbow colored horse (not made up or to insult the faithful,
but a genuine excerpt from his book). So, this wide inclusiveness invites a diverse audience that
may swing to the far right of all the terrible hypothetical Christian ideas suggested earlier in the
article or to the middle ground pleasant kind persons like Doris Thompson who made news
recently when she pulled her great-granddaughter from Timberlake Christian School for making
disparaging remarks regarding the girls dress and behavior, by having a short haircut and liking
to collect hunting knives and
coins. Doris Thompson is
a faithful Christian woman
of a much older generation
who said Its preposterous,
them saying my home is
teaching sexual immorality.
If my child grows to be a
homosexual or transgender,
than I love that child that
much more. The trouble is,
for the American Bible Challenge, one cant be sure if they are furthering the deep Christian love
of soul guardian Doris Thompson, or the greed and malice of the Robertsons in the world.
So the American Bible Challenge is more ignoble in some regards than it can be said to be
a paragon of Christlike attributes we should seek to emulate. Surely unlike a great deal of other
programing that performs charity there is no remorseless exploitation of the poor, ugly, and uneducated in its path to doing good like an Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Undercover Boss,
or whatever child-sexualizing, intellect-belittling, obesity-snickering swill TLC is attempting to
pump into homes. The show knows what it is. It is marketing the commodity of Christian faith,
by virtue of using the most high-profile, most devout people they know to star and play on the
game. Those county fold, humble nuns, and inner city kids, we have not a doubt, care very much
for the positive good they are causing directly by knowing whether or not first century Jews
could eat gecko or flick spoons into glass cups (we may have said it before but it was mortifying
watching three nuns in their white habits perform summer camp activities). This show may be
an inoffensive hour of programming for an American family who would like to hear things tangentially related to their holy book. It may be a reaffirmation to some of the sort of life they wish
to lead, filled with cheesy, family oriented fun and great deals of selfless generosity. But it must
be reminded that as many good, wholesome Christians work on, play, and watch the American
Bible Challenge, there are still Richard Glicksteins, Pat Robertson, Michael Medveds or (so much
negative to say well save it for another column) Rush Limbaughs who will turn a profit off of
other peoples faith regardless of what they happen to actually think. Because there is money in
controversy, in the Right (politically and theologically), and so long as something as seemingly
self-contradictory as an afterlife proof movie or a show called the American Bible Challenge
exists, there are men who will sweep in to collect great mounds of cash for that. And what could
be more American than that?
A Land of No Nights
Nicholas Vasquez
My mid-autumn strolls along the golden state,
are forever summers twilight.
Honey amber skies allies the
Bonny dragons, who whisper to
dying cats in alleyways
Tu fui, ego eris
And among this island of furry flesh and silver whiskers,
Is one black as an eyelash
with a broken eye made of glass and echoes of its
Past.
The cat of dreams who
Now stood before
I, the Shepards crook
with my pretty little book filled
with gobbledygook, walked
forward under solitary stars
above the rooftops of Santa Cruz.
Gregory Poblete,
I really like your new part of the
magazine. Between my Netflix and
Redbox there are too many choices
to make and thats why a reviewer is
someone I need. I am a big fan of Arrested Development, and freaked out
hardcore when season four came out,
so I was surprised Id never heard
of Crystal Fairy. But Ill differently
watch it now. As for the other movie
you did, it was grouse and kind of
dopy, but my boyfriend liked it.
I am just wondering, will you do
any new releases in the future? Im
not sure about this Tom Cruise die
and die and die movie. I think if you
did premier events that would be
cool. You live in California right?
Thats where the big movies all get
red carpet affairs.
Any who, thanks a lot for the great
new content. I hope to see a lot more
funny junk.
- Lynda Smick
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Dear Lynda,
First of all, I want to say thank
you very much reading my reviews.
Im glad I could be a provider of
funny junk for you. That really
means a lot.
As for your question, yes, I
would love to start heading to the
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The Modern Corsair for June 2014
Issue Number 9
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