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The Shpiel is a great example of the creative talent we have at Camp Kinneret. This year, with Simon and UB joining the editorial team, we know this will surely be the BSE for The Shpiel. The campers arrived on a rainy Tuesday meeting up and unpacking bags. New campers were made to feel at home, and returning ones revived memories.
The Shpiel is a great example of the creative talent we have at Camp Kinneret. This year, with Simon and UB joining the editorial team, we know this will surely be the BSE for The Shpiel. The campers arrived on a rainy Tuesday meeting up and unpacking bags. New campers were made to feel at home, and returning ones revived memories.
The Shpiel is a great example of the creative talent we have at Camp Kinneret. This year, with Simon and UB joining the editorial team, we know this will surely be the BSE for The Shpiel. The campers arrived on a rainy Tuesday meeting up and unpacking bags. New campers were made to feel at home, and returning ones revived memories.
July 5th, 2014 ! Mont-Tremblants Finest Newsmakers ! Camp Kinneret
table of contents 1 Front Page 2-3 Sports 4-5 Culture 6-7 Meet Your Staff 8 New 9 Announcements a brief introduction week in review 1 vol.1 When youre nished, share this Shpiel with a friend! BREAKING NEWS: THE SHPIEL RETURNS FOR THE BSE 2014!!! -Maya Leibmann The campers arrived on a rainy Tuesday meeting up and unpacking bags. New campers were made to feel at home, and returning ones revived memories. The next day, everyone was eager to try the new showers. That night was chug intros, which is always more a comedy than anything. Thursday the LITs went on a hike and had a fancy dinner, while the young campers enjoyed fun programming and activities. Hello fellow Shpiel lovers,
Welcome to the first edition of the second season of The Weekly Shpiel, Camp Kinneret's very own weekly newspaper!! Here at Camp Kinneret, we pride ourselves on encouraging creativity amongst our campers in every way possible. The Shpiel is a great example of the creative talent we have at this camp; a gathering of so many amazing writers, hilarious comedians, dedicated sports journalists, and detailed reporters!
This year, we are so excited to see the Shpiel go above beyond! With brand new reporter pens and notebooks, we can't wait to see what our Shpiel writers have in store for us. We've heard rumblings that the Shpiel will even be bringing a new award to Camp Kinneret - the Golden Toothbrush award for the most hygienic camper each week!
We'd like to give a huge shoutout to Sneezy (otherwise known as Noah Sniderman, your Kochot unit head) for being the mastermind behind this wonderful Kinneret tradition!! This year, with Simon and UB joining the editorial team, we know this will surely be the BSE for the Shpiel!
Chazak V'ematz!
Shoshi + Guy Sports July 5th, 2013 ! Mont-Tremblants Finest Newsmakers ! Camp Kinneret 2 vol.1 When youre nished, share this Shpiel with a friend! KSC COMBINE 2014 Reporters in the Field
John Sochaczevski, Ashkelon Kings
On his newfound height Its going to be insaneIve got six inches on the next tallest player and hes on my team. In football, I can run deep, catch high! In ultimate frisbee, I can catch em high. Ive been working on my ultimate frisbee over the year.
Evan Sinclair, Ashkelon Kings
On favorite kind of cheese Pizza cheese.
Drew Bornstein, Free Agent
On what he expects out of new sponsorship with Orthodontists of America Better teeth.
Jacob Kreisman, Knights
On Knights chances
Were coming with the attitude that were trying to win, we dont want to nish last, were tired of that. Were in a position to win now, were not waiting for the future. Our time is now. Sports July 5th, 2013 ! Mont-Tremblants Finest Newsmakers ! Camp Kinneret 3 vol.1 When youre nished, share this Shpiel with a friend! Chief Editor of Shpiel Now With The Rams? By: Yung Sneezy
Assistant GMs are all the rage in the KSC, and the Ramat-Gan Rams are the latest team to jump on the trend. However, their chosen candidate has the critics talking. Writing the Shpiel and being part of the Rams front office is a conflict of interest, Eagles GM Jesse Shuster-Leibner has whined, with tears in his eyes on crust on his lips. Others have remained neutral on the topic, such as Vicky Borenstein who was quoted saying What? Oh, I dont care at all.
Yung Sneezy is now both the AGM of the Ramat-Gan Rams and the Chief Editor of The Weekly Shpiel. He is even writing this very article in the third person. Can such a thing be allowed? Is it dangerous to fair competition? Will the power get to his head? This journalist thinks the answer is yes. What if Sneeze was the publicly state that no other KSC team can offer players clear-headed management, transparency, and a team-oriented atmosphere like the Rams? What if he were to promise KSC free agents a cover story on The Weekly Shpiel if they were to sign with the Rams? The possibilities are endless.
Of course, conflicts of interest are nothing new to KSC management. Shuster-Leibner himself has faced accusations of tampering with free agents using his power as Rosh Avodah to promise no shower duty for a week. Current Knights GM Val Trojman leads services every shabbat, and some have suggested she may use her powers of faith and religious fervour to her clubs advantage. At the end of the day, such is the nature of a semi-professional league in which managers double as councillors outside of Chug B hours. Where though, shall we draw the line? Yung Sneezy also happens to be the CEO of Sneezus S&E talent agency, responsible for negotiating many KSC players contracts and sponsorship deals. Unfortunately, it seems as though it is too late, and his profound power has already been cemented. At this point, the only viable option a star KSC player has left, is to request a trade to the Rams and refuse to play until his or her GM has relented. Your are either with Yung Sneezy or against him, and you dont want to be against him. KSC COMBINE QUOTES -Benji Budman
"Always wanted to try it Drew Bornstein Doesnt give up Daniel Fogel No weaknesses Raymond Good at dodgeball and football Tyler Ponak Hockey is my strongest, I think Im fast Ben Korne Doesnt crack under pressure Jamie Savelson Was a king last year Rachel Hadef I try the best I can to win, I work as a team Obi Berlach I try to do everything myself Jordan Grosz I like how competitive hockey is Andrew Korne Lets interview you this time Sean Herscovitch When youre nished, share this Shpiel with a vol.1 4 Culture July 5th, 2013 ! Mont-Tremblants Finest Newsmakers ! Camp Kinneret Meet your first Shabbat Best Bed winner: Tyler Ponak! gossip girls RebStarr's BF? 1. Cabin 8 is looking for Rebecca's boyfriend. Last year Eli took Rebecca to a dance but now he is supposedly dating Kelly! Some people say that this isn't true but some say differently. Is Eli Rebecca's boyfreind or is he dating Kelly? What do you think? XOXO Gossip Girl!
Phoebe and the Mystery Man 2. Every time Phoebe goes to the Chadar, a man with red-ish orange-ish hair puts soap on her. Does anyone know who he is? Also, where is Chris? XOXO Gossip Girl!
Staff Lounge Mystery 3. When staff go into the staff lounge, do they close the door? What happens in the staff lounge? Do you know? XOXO Gossip Girl!
Staff Couple Brewing 4. Rumour on the street is that Erin and Rogers are an item. How long do you think it'll take until they become offish? XOXO Gossip Girl!
The Future of Waterslides 5. Rumour on the street is that water slides are cancelled because all the money was spent on the shower repairs. Is this a good trade-off? XOXO Gossip Girl! Why should I bother brushing my teeth?
Whats the point of showering anyways?
While these may have been reasonable questions for a camper to ask in the past, this summer they have been rendered illogical jibber-jabber. Why is that you may ask?
Well, it is because of the launch of the Golden Toothbrush Award! For the rst time in Kinneret history, this summer The Weekly Shpiel will be presenting the Golden Tootbrush end of the summer award to the Gib-Gosh or Kocohot camper who nishes in rst place upon the Hygiene standings. Every issue, the Hygiene standings will reect an updated tally of hygiene points, with morning-teeth brushing being valued at one point, evening teeth-brushing at two points, and showering valued at three points. In order to register your points, check in with your cabin staff and give them an honest report on the number of times you brushed that day, and whether you showered or not.
May the cleanest kid win! golden toothbrush award best bed winner! Culture July 5th, 2013 ! Mont-Tremblants Finest Newsmakers ! Camp Kinneret 5 vol.1 When youre nished, share this Shpiel with a friend! Fashion Dos: The #1 fashion dos are striped t- shirt and camou!age
Fashion Donts: The #1 fashion dont is socks with crocs and yellow shirts because they are not in style for the the summer!
Hot Or Not:
Blue and Red t- shirts are totally hot right now! Polka dot pyjamas de"nitely not!
UB = HOT! Burdo = NOT!
Shorts out, Jean shorts in! Tuesday: Dinner was chicken fingers. They were nice and crunchy on the exterior, but a tad dry in the centre.
Verdict: (7/10 Not 2 shabby)
Wednesday: Breakfast was aight. We had light fluffy french toast without the light and fluffy. But drowning the meal in syrup made it a chewy delight.
Verdict: (5.5/10 Decent)
Lunch was #primetime: fettucine alfredo. Lets start with the sauce. The alfredo was creamy and not too watered down. The fettucini was boiled to perfection. Although this was a relish combination, the garlic bread was meh.
Verdict: (8/10 Oooooh)
Cookout dinner was classic, as always. It was your regular camp smokey hotdog and charred burgizzle. The outdoor atmosphere enhanced the feel of a family barbeque- but lets be honest. The fries kind of sucked and there was no mayo.
Verdict: (6.7/10 Kinda sweet, but were talking food)
Thursday: Breakfast was a little too greasy for my taste. I was hesitant to try it but Viner talked me into it. Egg and cheese burritos were a nice surprise but I couldnt eat more than one.
Verdict: (5/10 Naw)
Lunch was grilled cheesenuff said.
Verdict: (10/10 Duh)
Dinner was meatballs. They were pretty nice, because Im a fan of meatballs. They went well with toast, and the garlic bread was better than Wednesdays.
Verdict: (7/10 I love the new kitchen staff)
culinary critics Meet Your Staff vol.1 head staff waterfront specialty Camp Director Guy Korngold Do it! Associate Camp Director Shoshi Rothchild The worst day at camp is still better then the best day in the city When youre nished, share this Shpiel with a friend! Vicky Bornstein NO RUNNING ON THE DOCKS Yaara Avitzur Hakuna Matata! Rosh Music Daniel Witkowsky A wizard is never late, nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to. Adina Sugar "Yoohoo big summer blowout! Zach Savelson You miss 100% of the shots you dont take. Aliza Herzstein Apple juice is my favorite tuck item! Tripper Laxer I didnt choose the tripper life. The tripper life chose me. Tripper Tzvi Gomberg The chevra that trips totether, sticks together <3 Jacob Rosie Rosenberg I enjoy the company of a solid utter board. Waterfront Director Michael Smilo Smilovitch I like screaming. 6 Program Director and APD Dalia and Katie This is going to be the best day of our lives! Meet Your Staff 7 vol.1 giborim goshrim kochot LITS When youre nished, share this Shpiel with a friend! Matthew Rogers I have pretty cool eyebrows Sagi Kahane-Rapport "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die" Jesse Shuster- Leibner #hashtag Jeremy Ullman "Look everybody! Elmo is a reghter! Ido Biran I love falafel balls. Noah Sadaka "Reality is wrong, dreams are for real"- Tupac Zoey Krantzberg "If Plan A fails, remember that you have 25 Sarit Cohen Namaste Eryn Syne Slow and Steady wins the race. Gabi Malek I like frogs. Kelly Epstein I'm so fancy, you already know. Rosh Stack Rebecca Starr RABOTAY Jess Burdo Val Shoma'at? Val Trojman Yeah, go ahead. Adam UB Ublansky Gold all on my chain. Gold all on my ring. Gold all on my watch. Don't believe me just watch. Robbie Sommer Everyone you will ever meet knows something you dont." Dalya Cohen Oh my God, thats so random Hannah Epstein "Everything in the world is exactly the same." !"#$ &'$()#'* "If you'ie not fiist, you'ie last" - Ricky Bobby
Itai Gibli Everybody love everybody Simon Paransky Life is like a box of chocolates. Phoebe Goldig & Elianna Diamantstein Kinneret on the Kinneret. Rosh Sports Marlee Held I love basketballs. Giborim Unit Head Jessie Gourdji Good things come in small packages! LIT Unit Head Josh Viner Song that describes me: "Club Can't Handle Me" - Flo Rida Goshrim Unit Head Eli Sherman I like turtles. Kochot Unit Head Yung Sneezy Turn left. Justin Birbrager & Sam Silverstein
#Gainz politics Suspicion has been aroused in many Kinneret political circles. Concerns have been raised about the propaganda, with the constant cheering of RAYMOND! throughout the camp. Is this an ominous omen of underhanded schemes? Are menacing forces hammering Raymond into our minds? The Shpiel shall investigate further.
In other news, more conservative campers are angered at many classic staff retiring. It is a new era at Camp Kinneret.
News July 5th, 2013 ! Mont-Tremblants Finest Newsmakers ! Camp Kinneret 8 vol.1 astro-news When youre nished, share this Shpiel with a friend! This week in observations: In the night sky, right after sunset, both Saturn and Mars can be seen right near the 6-star constellation Scorpio. If you stand near mifkad and face cabin 10, and try to block out as much light as possible, you might just be able to make them out. NHL Stars receive J. Spezza from Senators for three players and a 2nd rounder Sabres receive J. Gorges from Habs for a 2nd rounder Avalance receive D. Briere from Habs for P.A. Parenteau and 5th rounder Oilers receive T. Purcell from Lightning for Sam Gagner Ducks receive R. Kesler and a pick from Canucks for N. Bonino, L. Sbisa and picks Predators receive J. Neal from Penguins for P. Hornqvist and N. Spaling Flyers receive R.J Umberger from Columbus for S. Hartnell M. Havlat signs with Devils J. Iginla signs with Avalanche B. Richards signs with Blackhawks R. Miller signs with Canucks T. Vanek signs with Wild P. Stasny signs with Blues J. Reimer requests a trade
NBA Nets name L. Hollins head coach Bucks trade 2nd rounders to Nets for coach J. Kidd K. Lowry signs with Raptors for 4 years Raptors trade J. Salmons and 2nd rounder to Hawks for L. Williams and L. Nogueira Celtics resign A. Bradley for 4 years Cavs resign K. Irving for 5 years Wizards sign M. Gortat for 5 years S. Livingston signs with Warriors for 3 years free agency Any More Annoucements? July 5th, 2013 ! Mont-Tremblants Finest Newsmakers ! Camp Kinneret 9 vol.1 When youre nished, share this Shpiel with a friend! SUBMIT YOUR ADS FOR NEXT WEEK TO SIMON OR UB BY EVENING MIKFAD NEXT WEDNESDAY!!! COUPON GOOD FOR ONE ADMISSION TO THE NEXT SHOWING OF: (Ol6k( (6vkI ORANGE POWERADE NOW AVAILABLE IN TUCK THE GOLDEN TOOTHBRUSH AWARD PM TEETH BRUSHING - 2 POINTS AM TEETH BRUSHING - 1 POINT SHOWER - 2 POINTS SPEAK TO YOUR CABIN STAFF FOR MORE DETAILS