The Light is returning, spark by spark.

Numi teas are on sale

today at Whole Foods, at two boxes for three dollars. I took one
box to the enthusiastic cashier, from whom I learned that "Numi
teas are the best in the world!" Even better, she told me to wait a
minute while she tracked down the floor manager, who pulled a
"One Dollar Off Numi Teas" coupon from her pocket.

There you go. Eighteen little bags stuffed with the best tea in the
world for a mere fifty cents! It must be my lucky day, and I want
to spread the luck around because the world surely needs it,
especially given the fact that there are resources sufficient to
feed, cloth and house everyone yet a large portion of the
population are starving to death in makeshift hovels. I am sipping
my purchase, Moroccan Mint tea right now, and let me tell you, it
tastes mighty good by itself, without sugar and cream.
The Darkness had descended a few weeks ago. I was
shortchanged three times on the Sabbath - no wonder some Jews
refuse to handle money on their Sabbath. Not that the cashiers
intended to cheat me blind, nor that I lost any money on the
exchanges. I caught all three mistakes on the spot, noting well,
after the third error, that being shortchanged three times in a
single day is quite a coincidence even in Miami. It must have been
a sign that a covenant was broken somewhere and there was
going to be hell to pay. What followed was, in effect, The Curse of
the Chiselers.

I sum, I was thereafter confronted by chiselers everywhere I went,

not to mention cheapskates. Chiselers are descended from a race
of coin-clippers who finally shaved so much substance off the
coins that the world was left with fiat money. Modern chiselers
are cheats who will chisel you down until there is nothing left of
you but a hapless zombie on welfare or a soulless automaton in
heartless company. If you do manage to salvage your soul, you
may be left almost naked on the soup line, at the head of which
may very well be yet another chiseler, for there are profits to be
had in managing welfare. In fact, chiseling makes charity
necessary for those who would rule, for parasites that kill their
hosts are bound to perish.

Just a few weeks of chiseling had a profound effect on my mind

and body. I am ashamed to elaborate in detail considering the
dire straits of millions of others suffer, but this is America, where
streets are supposed to be paved with gold, where a little pain
counts for much more than in other countries, inured to misery as
they are. I will say that the experience of being chiseled brought
forth such a tension in me that I nearly had a heart attack.

I suppose I should be glad, although I am not, that I am better off

than others I know who are cursed by chiselers. An uninsured
acquaintance of mine fell from a ladder and broke an ankle and a
leg - his employer, a hospital, put him on involuntary leave of
absence. More painful to me is that a good friend of mine, also
uninsured, cut herself to the bone while alone in her kitchen, and
did not go to the hospital because she figured it would cost her an
arm and a leg. She fainted and bled out on the floor. Fortunately,
she came to after a short time, and bound the wound with
masking tape. She called her community health center, hoping a
doctor there would sew her up for an affordable fee, but she was
refused, ordered to go to an emergency room. I cried when I
found out what happened to her, and was angry that she had not
called me, for I would have forced her to go to the emergency
room - she is very stubborn, so that would have been the end of
our friendship. She told me that, just before her accident, she had
been approached by a young Nigerian at college. He took her
aside and complained that he was having nightmares – indeed,
black mares were running wild in his dream – and that for some
unknown reason he was moved to seek her out for her advice,
that something was wrong which he could not explain, and he felt
that she might somehow fix it, as if she were his white mama, a
white witch.

Yes, I suppose I have been lucky thus far, or that there are gods
who watch out for people after all. I am tempted to put a curse on
all the chiselers out there, to exclaim again and again, for good
measure, "A pox on them all! A pox on them all! A pox on them
all!” But there is no need for curses, say the sages, for karma is
such that justice provides each with his own. In any event, I would
not have Calamity come back to haunt me with Vengeance,
wherefore I shall nourish this little spark of Light for a moment
over my Numi tea, and wish the world well. Perhaps if we can
gather up all the sparks and put them together, we shall live in
the land of milk and honey, where lambs rest fearlessly with lions.

David Arthur Walters

South Beach, Florida
November 30, 2009