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The fax machine turned itself on with a soft beep. A series of faint whirling
sounds announced that there was an incoming fax. Several seconds later, a piece of paper
...
Edur raised his eyebrows. The fax had not yet appeared at his elbow.
...
Still no fax.
...
Still no fax.
Edur gritted his teeth and glared at the fax machine that was standing on a
$285,000 antique side table located across that $535,000 Anatolian silk rug. The distance
of… what would it be? A Rolls-Royce Phantom and a Lamborghini Gallardo lined
It was too much trouble to stand up, walk over and retrieve that fax!
“Why should I get it myself? It’s the work of dogs and secretaries to fetch
things!”
Edur glanced around his marble-walled office. No one was around and the heavy
Edur’s mighty brain hummed into action. He didn’t look it with his football player
physique, but Edur did know mathematics. Within a few seconds he had computed that
he received $25,456,381.44 last year after taxes, including the bonuses, the clothing
allowance, the transportation allowance and other benefits he had conveniently forgot to
report to the authorities since his Turpin Tax software didn’t include a reminder.
“Let’s see. That works out to $0.80 per second of my life. It will take me 9
seconds to stand up, walk over and retrieve the fax. That’s equal to half an hour of
secretarial time since she gets paid $15 per hour. Nah, not worth it.”
But the fax had to be read. What was Edur going to do?
“That’s just going to rumple my Kiton suit. And it will still take a few seconds,”
Edur thought.
Ah! Xixin Dafa, the Soul Sucker! It is more powerful than any vacuum, for it can
Edur lifted his hand and made a grasping motion. He employed the kung-fu that
Ha! Never thought of it! Edur exulted. Next time I can use it on the money in their
pockets as well!
Edur tried harder. He applied more of his internal strength towards sucking the
paper.
With a whoosh, the paper flew out of the fax and shot straight at Edur’s hand.
Pow! Plakplakplak! The paper hit Edur’s hand so hard that it shattered into
confetti-sized fragments!
Edur glared at the torn paper lying all around him, then brought his enormous fist
BLAM!
The force of Edur’s blow caused some paper to fly up and drift gently down.
Grrrr…
There were many types of kung-fu that could destroy paper documents. There was
Edur gritted his teeth and picked up his Peter Alloison phone with 18K gold
“Goldman Brothers Speculative Attacks Division,” came the voice at the end of
“Sir?”
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“You heard me! Get someone, anyone, who can put together a puzzle. In my
office, now!”