Margo Lion Hal Luftig

Stacey Mindich Yasuhiro Kawana Scott & Brian Zeilinger The Rialto Group The Araca Group
Michael Watt Barbara & Buddy Freitag Jay & Cindy Gutterman/Pittsburgh CLO Elizabeth Williams
Johnny Roscoe Productions/Van Dean Fakston Productions/Solshay Productions Patty Baker/Richard Winkler
Nederlander Presentations Inc. and Warren Trepp
IN ASSOCIATION WITH
Remmel T. Dickinson Paula Herold/Kate Lear Stephanie P. McClelland Jamie deRoy Barry Feirstein Rainerio J. Reyes
Rodney Rigby Loraine Boyle Amuse Inc. Joseph & Matthew Deitch/Cathy Chernoff Joan Stein/Jon Murray
The 5th Avenue Theatre
PRESENT
Norbert Leo Butz Aaron Tveit
THE MUSICAL
Based on the DreamWorks Motion Picture
BOOK BY MUSIC BY LYRICS BY
Terrence McNally Marc Shaiman Scott Wittman
& Marc Shaiman
STARRING
Tom Wopat
Rachel de Benedet Linda Hart Nick Wyman Jay Armstrong Johnson
Joe Cassidy Timothy McCuen Piggee Brandon Wardell
Sara Andreas Alex Ellis Will Erat Jennifer Frankel Lisa Gajda
Bob Gaynor Kearran Giovanni Nick Kenkel Grasan Kingsberry Michael X. Martin
Aleks Pevec Kristin Piro Rachelle Rak Joe Aaron Reid Angie Schworer
Sabrina Sloan Sarrah Strimel Charlie Sutton Katie Webber Candice Marie Woods
AND
Kerry Butler
SCENIC DESIGN COSTUME DESIGN LIGHTING DESIGN SOUND DESIGN
David Rockwell WilliamIvey Long Kenneth Posner Steve Canyon Kennedy
CASTING WIG & HAIR DESIGN ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR ASSOCIATE CHOREOGRAPHERS
Telsey + Company Paul Huntley Matt Lenz Joey Pizzi Nick Kenkel
PRODUCTION STAGE MANAGER MUSIC COORDINATOR TECHNICAL SUPERVISOR
Rolt Smith John Miller Chris Smith/Smitty
ASSOCIATE PRODUCERS ADVERTISING PRESS REPRESENTATIVE GENERAL MANAGER
Brian Smith T. Rick Hayashi SpotCo The Hartman Group The Charlotte Wilcox Company
ARRANGEMENTS BY ORCHESTRATIONS BY
Marc Shaiman Marc Shaiman & Larry Blank
MUSIC DIRECTION BY
John McDaniel
CHOREOGRAPHED BY
Jerry Mitchell
DIRECTED BY
Jack OBrien
The World Premiere of Catch Me If You Can was produced by The 5th Avenue Theatre,
David Armstrong, Executive Producer and A
ORIGINAL BROADWAY CAST RECORDING
Frank Abagnale, Jr. - AARON TVEIT
Agent Carl Hanratty - NORBERT LEO BUTZ
Frank Abagnale, Sr. - TOM WOPAT
Paula Abagnale - RACHEL de BENEDET
Brenda Strong - KERRY BUTLER
Roger Strong - NICK WYMAN
Carol Strong - LINDA HART
The Frank Abagnale, Jr. Players:
SARA ANDREAS, JOE CASSIDY, ALEX ELLIS,
WILL ERAT, JENNIFER FRANKEL, LISA
GAJDA, BOB GAYNOR, KEARRAN GIOVANNI,
JAY ARMSTRONG JOHNSON, NICK KENKEL,
GRASAN KINGSBERRY, MICHAEL X. MARTIN,
ALEKS PEVEC, TIMOTHY McCUEN PIGGEE,
KRISTIN PIRO, RACHELLE RAK, JOE AARON
REID, ANGIE SCHWORER, SABRINA SLOAN,
SARRAH STRIMEL, CHARLIE SUTTON,
BRANDON WARDELL, KATIE WEBBER,
CANDICE MARIE WOODS
Conductor - JOHN MCDANIEL
Associate Conductor/Synth 2
- LON HOYT
Reeds - TODD GROVES, RICK HECKMAN,
ALDEN BANTA
Trumpets/Flugels - DAVE TRIGG, TREVOR
NEUMANN, TONY KADLECK
Trombone - ALAN FERBER
Piano - JASON SHERBUNDY
Guitar - LARRY SALTZMAN
Synth/Guitar - BRIAN KOONIN
Drums - CLINT DE GANON
Percussion - JOE PASSARO
Timpani - BEN HERMAN
Concert Master - RICK DOLAN
Violins - BELINDA WHITNEY, MICHAEL
ROTH, ROB SHAW, DALE
STUCKENBRUCK, MARTIN AGEE,
JOYCE HAMMANN, CENOVIA CUMMINS
Celli - CLAY RUEDE, JESSE LEVY,
RICHARD LOCKER
Bass - VINCE FAY
Organ - KEITH COTTON
Music Coordinator: John Miller
Keyboard Programmer: Synthlink LLC,
Jim Harp
CAST
ORCHESTRA
1. LIVE IN LIVING COLOR (Frank, Jr. and Ensemble)
2. THE PINSTRIPES ARE ALL THAT THEY SEE
(Frank, Sr., Frank, Jr., Ladies)
3. SOMEONE ELSES SKIN (Frank, Jr. and Ensemble)
4. JET SET (Frank, Jr. and Ensemble)
5. DONT BREAK THE RULES (Hanratty and Ensemble)
6. BUTTER OUTTA CREAM (Frank, Sr., Frank, Jr.)
7. THE MAN INSIDE THE CLUES (Hanratty)
8. CHRISTMAS IS MY FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR
(Hanratty, Frank, Jr., Frank, Sr., Paula)
9. DOCTORS ORDERS (Nurses)
10. DONT BE A STRANGER (Paula, Frank, Sr.)
11. LITTLE BOY, BE A MAN (Frank, Sr., Hanratty)
12. SEVEN WONDERS (Frank, Jr., Brenda)
13. (OUR) FAMILY TREE (Carol, Roger, Brenda, Frank, Jr.
and Strong Family Singers)
14. FLY, FLY AWAY (Brenda)
15. GOODBYE (Frank, Jr.)
16. STUCK TOGETHER (STRANGE BUT TRUE)
(Frank, Jr., Hanratty and Company)
17. FIFTY CHECKS (Frank, Sr.)
BONUS
TRACK LIST
WHEN I WAS 16, I had no idea Id have written a book, had a movie made, or have
a musical open on Broadway that followed my adventures as a teenager. At 16, a run-
away and alone, I went day to day with whatever opportunity presented itself. A door
closes, a window opens, right? In my case, those windows were cracked just wide
enough to allow me to squeeze through to get me to the next day.
After I served my time in prison, a bigger window opened up. This one allowed me
to pay back society ten-fold. For nearly 40 years Ive been helping corporations and
government agencies make committing forgery and counterfeit much more diffcult.
Through the technologies Ive created, your birth certifcate, your drivers license, cash,
and the checks you write are much safer and more secure. No system, of course, is
foolproof and anyone who thinks so fails to take into consideration the creativity of
fools take it if from a guy who was very foolish from ages 16-21.
Enjoy the memorable music from this show. Its my music, from my time. I remember
hearing the frst four songs when this show was being developed, and I was blown
away. I thought all the music was fantastic. Jet Set is my favorite. Butter Outta
Cream is another favorite because they take one of my dads expressions and make it
into an incredible song. Dont Break the Rules just stops the show, Goodbye is so
very powerful, and Kerry Butlers Fly, Fly Away gives me goosebumps. The music and
the story really carry with it a message that I hope comes across and that is a message
of redemption. No matter what has gone before, you can start again.
Its the opportunity that this great country gives you and its waiting for you.
FRANK ABAGNALE, JR.
In the late 1960s at Miami International Airport, FBI Agent Carl Hanratty fnally apprehends his
most elusive suspect. A single warning shot is enough to halt the infamous Frank Abagnale, Jr.
in his tracks, but appealing to his audience, the young con man has one last trick up his sleeve.
Frank transforms the airport into the glittering set of a television variety special, using his own
special brand of magic to tell his story LIVE IN LIVING COLOR.

Everything is swept away as Frank, Jr. explains his storyeven Agent Hanratty is persuaded
to allow him his say, with the promise that at the end, Frank will tell him anything he wants
to know. As the host of his own T.V. spectacular, like Hullaballoo, or The Dean Martin
Show, Frank sets up the perfect version of his early suburban life in New Rochelle, N.Y. and
explains how his fathers infuence taught him that a uniform and appearance can make all
the difference: THE PINSTRIPES ARE ALL THAT THEY SEE.

When I.R.S. debts force his father to close the family store and move his family from their
home to an apartment, Frank, Jr. also soon learns of his mothers infdelity. These rev-
elations land the young man in family court without warning, when his parents decide
to separate. Unable to accept the situation and refusing to choose between his parents,
Frank runs away to New York City to live in SOMEONE ELSES SKIN. His surprising skill at
evasion and newfound knack for passing bad checks allow the 16 year-old to survive and
almost thrive.

It also attracts the eventual interest of the FBI. As Agent Hanratty puts the pieces together
and begins to draw a bead on the up-and-coming counterfeiter, fate brings a beautiful
bevy of airline stewardesses directly into Franks path. Deciding to move on from his life of
petty crime, he passes himself off as a Pan Am pilot, escaping into the excitement of the
JET SET. Infuriated by his inability to pin down the elusive mystery man, Hanratty explains
why he became an FBI Agent with his dogged determination to catch his target: DONT
BREAK THE RULES. Meanwhile, Frank impresses his father, Frank, Sr. with his glamorous
new life as a pilot, encouraging him to win back his business and his wife, and rebuild the
family they have lost: BUTTER OUTTA CREAM.
SYNOPSIS
ACT ONE
As Frank, Jr. criss-crosses the globe, living the high life, Agent Hanratty and his men follow
his trail from motel to motel, trying to discover more about THE MAN INSIDE THE CLUES.
Finding an unfnished letter that proves an important clue, the FBI agents follow Frank,
Jr. to Los Angeles, where Hanratty fnally comes face-to-face with his man. However, once
more, Frank pulls a fast one, passing himself off as a Secret Service Agent and slipping right
out of Hanrattys grasp. Humiliated, Hanratty and his men return to D.C., followed, this
time, by Frank, who telephones Hanratty from a phone booth on Christmas Eve: CHRIST-
MAS IS MY FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR. After catching a glimpse of Frank through the window
on the snowy street outside his offce, Hanratty realizes for the frst time that this master
con-artist is just a kid.

Feeling the hot breath of the FBI down his neck, Frank, Jr. escapes to Atlanta, where he
immediately falls in with the crowd of young, hard-partying doctors and nurses who
populate the apartment complex he now calls home. Characteristically, he pretends to
be a doctor, quickly fnding innocuous work as the overnight E.R. supervisor at Atlanta
General Hospital: DOCTORS ORDERS. With the new identity of Dr. Frank Connors, he fnally
encounters the girl who will change his life, the honest and innocent Brenda Strong, and
is instantly smitten.

In the meantime, Agent Hanratty has begun to tighten the noose, and fnds Franks now-
remarried mother, Paula: DONT BE A STRANGER. Subsequently, Hanratty locates Franks fa-
ther, Frank, Sr., in a local dive bar and prods him for information on his sons whereabouts:
LITTLE BOY, BE A MAN. Learning that neither parent intends to help apprehend their son,
and deeply disturbed by their lack of parental responsibility, Hanratty begins to feel con-
cern for the welfare of this brilliantly gifted, if obviously misdirected, young man.

Frank Jr., meanwhile, has fallen in love with Brenda, and intends to marry her and give up
his life as a doctor: SEVEN WONDERS. The pair travel to New Orleans to meet her parents,
narrowly missing Agent Hanratty and the FBI, who have now tracked Frank to Atlanta Gen-
ACT TWO
eral. Enamored with the wholesome and stable Strong family, Frank convinces Brendas
father, a District Attorney, that he is not only a doctor, but a lawyer as well, and, in a rare
moment of honesty, persuades the Strongs of his true feelings for Brenda. They accept his
proposal to their daughter and welcome them into their happy household: (OUR) FAMILY
TREE. Frank settles into life as a lawyer working for his father-in-law to-be.

After phoning Agent Hanratty to tell him hes ready to quit the game and end the chase,
Frank lets slip that he is now engaged to be married. Hanratty, who has been waiting for
Frank to make such a mistake, pursues the boy to his engagement party in New Orleans
but arrives a moment too late: Frank has confessed the truth to Brenda and fed out a win-
dow. Hanratty begs Brenda to tell him where to fnd her fanc, but she resolves to cover
his tracks so she can join him later in Miami, as he begged her to do: FLY, FLY AWAY.

A gunshot brings us back to to the moment we began at Miami International Airport,
as Hanratty sends the other agents away and tries to bring Frank in on his own. In one
last desperate attempt, the young trickster not only tries to escape, but virtually blows
away the entire conceit hes so cleverly constructed, while learning from Hanratty of
Brendas unintended betrayal and the devastating news that his father, Frank Sr., has
died: GOODBYE.

Everyone has disappeared except for the intrepid Agent Hanratty, who refuses to give
up on the talented young man. Cornered and defeated, Frank agrees to turn himself
in, only to have Hanratty offer the support and the guidance he has been denied for so
long. The FBI Agent promises to help Frank secure an early release from prison with the
promise of a second career: helping Hanratty catch other counterfeiters and forgers
as a member of the FBI. Frank, Jr. acknowledges both the loss of his father and his un-
likely newfound friendship as he accepts Hanrattys offer of a new life: STUCK TOGETHER
(STRANGE BUT TRUE).
LIVE IN LIVING
COLOR
FRANK JR.
LIVE IN LIVING COLOR
LET ME TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE
YES, IM LIVE IN LIVING COLOR
SO SIT BACK AND LET ME BE
YOUR T.V. GUIDE!
I GOTTA STORY ID LIKE TO TELL
BUT IM GONNA NEED HELP TO
TELL IT WELL
I GOTTA STORY ABOUT FAME
AND MONEY
AND ITS GOT MORE CURVES
THAN A PLAYBOY BUNNY
I WANNA LIVE NOT JUST SURVIVE
I WANNA TELL MY STORY LIVE
AND IN LIVING COLOR!
FRANK JR. & ENSEMBLE
LIVE IN LIVING COLOR
SOMETHING SPECIALS UP
TONIGHT
YES, IM LIVE IN LIVING COLOR
LIFE AINT LIVED IN BLACK AND
WHITE!
FRANK JR.
I GOTTA TALE OF A GREAT
ROMANCER
AND ITS GOT MORE MOVES
THAN A GO-GO DANCER
I GOT A STORY THATS FAST AND
SLICK
AND ITS GOT MORE TWISTS
THAN A PEPPERMINT STICK
I DONT HAVE THE TIME FOR
THE NINE TO FIVE
I GOTTA TELL MY STORY LIVE
AND IN LIVING COLOR!
FRANK JR. & ENSEMBLE
LIVE IN LIVING COLOR
AND ITS BROUGHT TO YOU BY ME
YES, IM LIVE IN LIVING COLOR
THIS WONT FIT IN YOUR T.V.!
FRANK JR.
WHATS A NAME?
JUST WINDOW DRESSING
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT ITS
THE CLOTHES
THAT MAKE THE MAN
PLAY THE GAME
JUST KEEP EM GUESSING
MIX AND MATCH ME
TRY TO CATCH ME IF YOU CAN
I GOTTA STORY THATS STRANGE
BUT TRUE
SO COME FLY WITH ME FOR A
BIRDS-EYE VIEW
IVE GOT THE WORLD AT MY
COMMAND
AND ILL BE YOUR ONE-MAN
DISNEYLAND
I DONT WANNA WAIT FOR THE
COPS TO ARRIVE
I WANNA TELL MY STORY LIVE
AND IN LIVING COLOR
FRANK JR. & ENSEMBLE
LIVE IN LIVING COLOR
TUNE ME IN AND TURN ME ON
YES, IM LIVE IN LIVING COLOR
BLINK YOUR EYES AND ILL BE GONE
YES, IM LIVE IN LIVING COLOR
TUNE ME IN AND TURN ME ON
YES, IM LIVE IN LIVING COLOR
BLINK YOUR EYES
BLINK YOUR EYES
AND ILL BE GONE!
AARON TVEIT & COMPANY
THE PINSTRIPES
ARE ALL THAT
THEY SEE
FRANK SR.
WHEN YOUR MOTHER WALKED
INTO
THAT DANCEHALL IN
MONTRICHARD
WHAT DID SHE SEE?
THROUGH THE HAZE OF
CHAMPAGNE
DID SHE NOTICE MY BRAIN
OR MY COLLEGE DEGREE?
KID, WHAT SHE SAWWAS THE
UNIFORM!
THROUGH THE DIRT AND DEBRIS
YES, THOSE LADIES GAVE THANKS
TO US VISITING YANKS
CAUSE THE PINSTRIPES ARE ALL
THAT THEY SEE
WHEN A PILOT WALKS ONTO
THE PLANE
ALL THE PASSENGERS SMILE
AND RELAX
GIRLS
SMILE AND RELAX
FRANK SR.
DO THEY KNOW HES STILL TIGHT
FROM THAT PARTY LAST NIGHT
OR THE BACK TO BACK JACKS?
GIRLS
STEWED TO THE MAX
FRANK SR.
NO! WHAT THEY SEE IS THE
UNIFORM
AARON TVEIT & TOM WOPAT
HOW IT FITS TO A T
LIKE THE VISITING TEAM
THAT THE YANKEES WILL CREAM
THE PINSTRIPES ARE ALL THAT
THEY SEE
IF YOU WANNA BE A SOMEONE
YOU CANT LOOK LIKE A BUM
A BOOKS JUDGED BY ITS COVER
THATS THE FIRST RULE OF THUMB
I WANNA SEE YA TAKE OFF
STRAIGHT TO THE TOP FLOOR
START DRESSIN TO IMPRESS EM
AND SON YOULL STROLL IN THE
FRONT DOOR
A KID IN A MANS CANDY STORE
EVERY LAWYERS BESPOKE TO
THE NINES
TO A JURY HES SMART AND
REFINED
GIRLS
SMART AND REFINED

FRANK SR.
DO THEY SEE WITH ONE LOOK
THE DEFENDANTS A CROOK
OR THAT JUSTICE IS BLIND?
GIRLS
WATCH THE WHEELS GRIND
FRANK SR.
WHAT THEY SEE IS THE
UNIFORM
AS HE BARGAINS A PLEA
THEY ALL CEASE AND DESIST
HES SO HARD TO RESIST
CAUSE THE PINSTRIPES ARE ALL
THAT THEY SEE
FRANK SR. & FRANK JR.
YES, WERE GONNA HIT THE
HIGH LIFE
WEVE ONLY JUST BEGUN
WERE GONNA BE TOGETHER
FRANK SR. AND SON
DINE AT THE LATIN QUARTER
A NIGHT CAP AT TOOTS SHOR
YEAH, WERE GONNA BE AT
RINGSIDE
AND LIFE WILL BE BETTER THAN
BEFORE
FOR TWO KIDS IN A MANS
CANDY STORE
SOMEONE
ELSES SKIN
FRANK JR.
THERES NO PHONE BOOTH
THERES NO CAPE
THERES NO STEVE MCQUEEN
TO HELP ME MAKE MY GREAT
ESCAPE
HOW CAN I FLY
LIKE A HERO IN THE SKY?
BE A SHOOTING STAR OUT IN
THE STRATOSPHERE
WHERES THE SHADOW?
HE MIGHT KNOW
WHERES THAT SEARCHLIGHT IN
THE SKY
TO POINT THE WAY TO GO?
THROUGH SOME NEW CLOUD
TO DISAPPEAR INTO THE
CROWD
THOUGH THE FUTURES DARK
THERES ONE THING CRYSTAL
CLEAR
THAT THERES NO HOME HERE
SO MANY VOICES TELLING ME
TO CHOOSE
ITS LIKE A GAME WHERE EITHER
TEAM I LOSE
THIS KINDA NOISE JUST MAKES
ME WANNA SHOUT
ID LIKE TO BUY A ONE-WAY
TICKET OUT
RULES OF THE ROAD SAY DONT
LOOK BACK
EYES STRAIGHT AHEAD, DONT
JUMP THE TRACK
TRY A NEW GAME
AND PRAY THAT I CAN WIN
CAUSE I JUST DONT FEEL AT
HOME IN MINE
SO ILL SLIP NOW
INTO SOMEONE ELSES SKIN
I SEE THE MAPS FROM EVRY
BOOK IVE READ
THE WORLDS THAT I HAVE LIVED
INSIDE MY HEAD
I THOUGHT A LOVE LIKE THEIRS
COULD NEVER DIE
IF IT CAN FADE AWAY THEN SO
CAN I
YEAH, FIRST YOU SEE ME, THEN
YOU DONT
DONT LOOK FOR ME
YOU KNOW I WONT EVEN BE
THERE
SO LET THE GAMES BEGIN
CAUSE I JUST DONT FEEL AT
HOME IN MINE
SO ILL SLIP NOW
INTO SOMEONE ELSES SKIN
RUN DOWN THE STREET
RUN OUT OF TOWN
IM GONNA RUN
FROM THE HOME TEAM
AND NEVER TOUCH DOWN
RUN FROM THE BOOKS
CAUSE ITS ALL BEEN A FAKE
IM GONNA RUN
FROM THE CHOICES
THAT I DONT WANNA MAKE
SCHOOLS NOT OUT BUT I CANT
WAIT
ITS THE PERFECT TIME TO
GRADUATE TODAY
IM GONNA RUN AWAY NOW
IVE GOT TO RUN AWAY
I KNOW THEYLL SEE THE TRUTH
WHEN I MOVE ON
THEYLL NEED EACH OTHER
MUCH MORE ONCE IM GONE
AND WHEN IM FLUSH
AND HES BACK ON HIS FEET
ILL PICK HIM UP AND RIDE
DOWN EASY STREET
NO TIME TO CRY FOR ALL THE
YEARS
A RUSTY GAS TANK FULL OF TEARS
GETS YOU NOWHERE
NOT THE PLACES I WANT IN
AND I JUST DONT FEEL AT
HOME IN MINE
SO ILL SLIP NOW
INTO SOMEONE ELSES SKIN
INTO SOMEONE ELSES SKIN
INTO SOMEONE ELSES SKIN
INTO SOMEONE ELSES SKIN
THE JET SET
STEWARDESSES
WOKE UP IN BROOKLYN
WITH A FROWN UPON MY FACE
JUST LEFT WISCONSIN
WHERE THERES CHEESE ENOUGH
TO START THIS RAT RACE
BUT THANKS TO THE BROTHERS
WRIGHT
WE DONT KNOW WHERE WELL
SLEEP TONIGHT
YEAH, IM A BIRD IN THE SKIES
AND TOMORROW WHEN I RISE
ILL WAKE UP IN PARIS
WITH A NEW LOVE IN MY HEART
OR MAYBE GERMANY
WITH THAT BRAND NEW PET
I MET IN STUTTGART
SKYS THE LIMIT, TIME TO PLAY
ILL PUT DOWN ROOTS SOME
OTHER DAY
NO NEED TO BE A LONELY JOE
THE JET SET IS THE ONLY WAY
TO GO
WOULDJA LIKE NEW MUSIC
AND MYSTERY
EACH AND EVERY DAY
LOSE THE SAME OLD MUSIC AND
HISTORY
MAKE A NEW FRIEND THEN
FLY AWAY
AND WAKE UP IN TEXAS
WHERE THEY TREAT THEIR
WOMEN RIGHT
AND THEN TRY HOLLYWOOD
WHERE THE STARS GET LIT
OUT IN BROAD DAYLIGHT
ANY CITY, NEAR OR FAR
FEELS TWICE AS GOOD AS
WHERE YOU ARE
WHEN YOURE SICK OF THE
STATUS QUO
THE JET SET IS THE ONLY WAY
TO GO
PILOTS
WOULDJA LIKE A SLEIGH RIDE?
A HAYRIDE?
THEN KIDDO, JUST STAY HOME
BUT, IF YOU WANT JET SET THEN
GET SET
TO LEAVE BEHIND KANSAS
THERES NO PLACE LIKE ROME
STEWARDESSES
WAKE UP IN RIO
HAVE YOUR COFFEE IN BRAZIL
PILOTS
WHEN REAL LIFE GETS YOU
DOWN
TAKE A
PILOTS & STEWARDESSES
FAR-OUT, ONE-WAY
TRIP TO SPLITZVILLE
PILOTS
SWEDISH, GREEK OR JAPANESE
STEWARDESSES
A STEWARDESS IS TRAINED TO
PLEASE
PILOTS & STEWARDESSES
SO IF YOUVE GOT WHAT IT
TAKES BELOW
WELL THEN FLY THIS BIRD LIKE
CUPIDS BOW
CAUSE THE JET SETS JUST A
HOLIDAY
YEAH THE JET SET GOES
UP, UP AND AWAY...SO FLY!
FRANK JR.
RIGHT DOWN TO ITALY FOR LA
BELLA FEMMINA
JUMP IN A FOUNTAIN FOR A...
ALL
BIG DOSE OF LA DOLCE VITA
FRANK JR.
IF YOUR TASTES RUN MORE
RISQU
STEWARDESSES
WELL THEN WE KNOW A JOINT
IN OLD BOMBAY
ALL
SO HANG ON TIGHT, LETS LOOP
DE LOOP
ITS TIME TO FLY THIS CHICKEN
COOP
SO, PACK UP YOUR SUITCASE
CHECK YOUR WORRIES AT THE
GATE
COME OUT AND PLAY BOY
CRUISE THE WORLD TO FIND
YOUR PERFECT PLAYMATE
FRANK JR.
THINGS LOOK BETTER FROM ABOVE
SO BUCKLE UP, NEXT STOP IS LOVE
ALL
FROM TIMBUKTU TO TOKYO
FROM MOZAMBIQUE TO MEXICO
YEAH THE JET SET IS THE
ONLY WAY TO GO
DONT BREAK
THE RULES
HANRATTY
IT STARTS VERY EARLY
ONCE THE BABY TOYS ARE GONE
A KID ON THE PLAYGROUND
HAS TO CHOOSE WHAT SIDE
HES ON
ITS THE BULLIES OR THE GOOD
GUYS
BOY, THERE AINT NO MIDDLE
GROUND
THOUGH HOODLUMS TRY TO
BLUR THE LINE
AND TWIST THE TRUTH AROUND
THEN THEY CALL THEMSELVES
A WINNER
BUT THEYRE SELF-DECEIVING
FOOLS
CAUSE THE GAME AINT WORTH
WINNING
IF YOURE BREAKING ALL THE RULES
THE LAW IS LAYED UPON US
WHEN AS KIDS WE FIRST ASK WHY?
OUR PARENTS SET THE RULES
WHEN CAUSE I SAID SO, THEY
REPLY
AND THOUGH I THOUGHT I
HATED THEM
AND SCREAMED WITH ALL MY MIGHT
THE NEXT TIME THAT I HAD A
CHOICE
GEE WHIZ! I DID WHATS RIGHT
YOU KNOW I NEVER SNUCK A
DRINK
I NEVER STOLE A PACK OF KOOLS
CAUSE THE GAME AINT WORTH
WINNING
IF YOURE BREAKING ALL THE RULES
BRANDON WARDELL, TIMOTHY McCUEN PIGGEE, NORBERT LEO BUTZ & JOE CASSIDY
HANRATTY
OR ELSE WERE LIVING
IN THE WILD, WILD WEST
GODS KEEPING SCORE
AND YOU DONT
WANNA FAIL THAT TEST
YOU THUMB YOUR NOSE
RIGHT AT THE LIFE FOR
WHICH I STRIVE
BUT THOSE RULES,
THOSE LAWS KEEP US
ALIVE
WELL IT STARTED BACK
WITH MOSES WHEN HE
LED AROUND THE JEWS
AND CLIMBED WAY UP
THAT MOUNTAIN TO
PICK UP GODS DAILY
NEWS
HE SCHLEPPED UP OLD
MT. SINAI
CRIED AND BEGGED
ON THEIR BEHALF
HE ALMOST DROPPED
THOSE TABLETS WHEN
HE SAW THAT GOLDEN
CALF
NOW WE
TEACH THE TEN
COMMANDMENTS
EVERY SUNDAY IN OUR
SCHOOLS
MEN
DONT BREAK THE RULES
DONT BREAK THE RULES
DONT BREAK THE RULES
BUT THOSE RULES,
THOSE LAWS KEEP US
ALIVE
THE JEWS!
TELL ME THE NEWS!
OH LORD!
WHAT?
EVERY SUNDAY IN OUR
SCHOOLS
HANRATTY (CONT.)
CAUSE THE GAME
AINT WORTH WINNING
IF YOURE BREAKING
ALL THE RULES
I GUESS THE
CONSTITUTION, BOYS,
TO SOME IS TOO COMPLEX
THEY THINK
OUR FOUNDING
FATHERS FOUGHT SO
THEY COULD FORGE
SOME CHECKS
THEY SEE THEMSELVES
AS ROBIN HOOD
JUST STEALING FROM
THE RICH
NOT PAYING BACK
THE THINGS THEY TAKE
WELL, PAY BACK IS A
BITCH
CAUSE THE WORLD
AINT SHERWOOD
FOREST
YOU CANT GIVE AWAY
THOSE JEWELS
CAUSE THE GAME
AINT WORTH WINNING
IF YOURE BREAKING
ALL THE RULES
MEN (CONT.)
AND BABY...
I GUESS
WERE THINKIN
THEY THINK
AND NOW ITS LOOKIN
THEY SEE THEMSELVES
AND DONCHA KNOW
THEYRE
NOT PAYING BACK
POW!!
YOU CANT GIVE AWAY
THOSE JEWELS
DONT BREAK THE
RULES
HANRATTY (CONT.)
OR ELSE WERE LIVING
IN THE WILD, WILD
WEST
GODS KEEPING SCORE
AND YOU DONT
WANNA FAIL THAT TEST
YOU THUMB YOUR
NOSE RIGHT AT THE
LIFE FOR WHICH I
STRIVE
BUT THOSE RULES,
THOSE LAWS KEEP US
ALIVE!
WHEN YOU STEAL
SOMEBODYS MONEY
SCREW HIS DAUGHTER
OR HIS WIFE
YOU DONT THINK
OF REPERCUSSIONS
AS YOU TAP DANCE
THROUGH YOUR LIFE
THOUGH YOU SMILE
LIKE YOURE A HERO
YOURE AN OUTLAW
THROUGH AND
THROUGH
BUT THE ODDS ARE IN
MY FAVOR, MAN
AND ONE DAY ILL
CATCH YOU
SO, GO SNEAK
INTO A MOVIE
RUN A RED LIGHT,
SELL SOME POT
MEN (CONT.)
DONT BREAK THE RULES
DONT BREAK THE RULES
BUT THOSE RULES,
THOSE LAWS KEEP US
ALIVE! US ALIVE!
WOP!
BOP!
OOH-OOH
YOURE AN OUTLAW
THROUGH AND
THROUGH
AND ONE DAY ILL
CATCH YOU
SO, GO SNEAK
HANRATTY (CONT.)
ITS ALL THE SAME TO
ME YOURE EITHER
GUILTY OR YOURE NOT
IF WE ALL DID WHAT WE
WANTED EVERY TIME
WE FELT THE URGE
THE WORLD WOULD BE
IN TOTAL CHAOS
ITS ALREADY ON THE
VERGE
YES, ITS LAWS THAT
KEEP US HUMAN
CAUSE WITHOUT THEM
WERE JUST MULES
AND
THE GAME AINT
WORTH WINNING
YES
THE GAME AINT
WORTH WINNING
NO
THE GAME AINT
WORTH WINNING
IF YOURE BREAKING
ALL THE RULES
OR ELSE WERE LIVING
IN THE WILD, WILD WEST
GODS KEEPING SCORE
AND YOU DONT
WANNA FAIL THAT TEST
MEN (CONT.)
DOO-WOP, DOO-WOP!
DOO-WOP, DOO-WOP,
WOW!
THE WORLD WOULD BE
IN TOTAL CHAOS
BOP!
CAUSE WITHOUT THEM
WERE JUST MULES
THE GAME AINT
WORTH WINNING
THE GAME AINT
WORTH WINNING
THE GAME AINT
WORTH WINNING
DONT BREAK THE RULES
DONT BREAK THE RULES
DONT BREAK THE RULES
HANRATTY (CONT.)
YOU THUMB YOUR
NOSE RIGHT AT THE
LIFE FOR WHICH I
STRIVE
BUT THOSE RULES,
THOSE LAWS
KEEP US
KEEP US
KEEP US ALIVE!
MEN (CONT.)
BUT THOSE RULES,
THOSE LAWS
THOSE RULES, THOSE
LAWS
THOSE RULES, THOSE
LAWS
KEEP US ALIVE!
BOP!
NORBERT LEO BUTZ & COMPANY
BUTTER OUTTA
CREAM
FRANK JR.
REMEMBER THAT STORY I
LEARNED AT YOUR FEET?
WELL NOW ITS MY TURN, TAKE
A SEAT
TWO LITTLE MICE OF GREAT
RENOWN
FELL IN SOME MILK AND ONE
PROCEEDED TO DROWN
THE OTHER ONES STILL THE
TOAST OF THE TOWN
CAUSE HE MADE BUTTER
OUTTA CREAM
HE LOOKED AROUND, DEDUCED
HIS PLIGHT
SAID THIS IS NO WAY TO SPEND
A SATURDAY NIGHT!
BUT HE HAD THE STYLE TO
MAKE THINGS RIGHT
SO HE MADE BUTTER OUTTA
CREAM
HE KICKED HIS LEGS UP
HE TOSSED AND TURNED
SO NOT TO END UP A GHOST
HE DID THE HOKEY-POKEY
TILL THE CREAM WAS CHURNED
THEN BABY, HE WALKED RIGHT
OUT
AND BUTTERED HIS TOAST
NOW HES ON TOP FOR
GOODNESS SAKES
YEAH, HES THE BIG CHEESE UP
AT LAND O LAKES
HES LIVING PROOF THAT POP
ALL IT TAKES
IS A SCHEME
SO IF YOU LAND IN THE GUTTER
JUST MAKE BUTTER OUT OF
CREAM
FRANK SR.
THERE WAS A COCKROACH IN
BRAZIL
GOT DRUNK AT HIS LOCAL
COFFEE MILL
HE THOUGHT HIS TIME WAS UP
UNTIL
HE MADE COFFEE OUTTA BEANS
WHEN HE CAME TO HE HEARD
SUCH A SOUND
THEN MUCH TO HIS SHOCK
WHEN HE LOOKED AROUND
HE HAD BEEN SCOOPED AND
WAS ABOUT TO BE GROUND
SO, HE MADE COFFEE OUT OF
BEANS
HE MARCHED TO THE SOUTH
AND HE STOMPED TO THE NORTH
HE HAD TO RACE AGAINST FATE
HE DID THE CUCARACHA TIL
THE TEARS POURED FORTH
THEN SEOR, THINGS BEGAN TO
PERCOLATE
SARA ANDREAS, TOM WOPAT & ANGIE SCHWORER
HE HELD HIS BREATH AND
SWAM TO THE TOP
HE BORROWED BEANS FROM
HIS MOM AND POP
AND OPENED UP HIS OWN
COFFEE SHOP OUT IN QUEENS!
WHEN HIS LIGHTS WERE
ALMOST OFF, HE
JUST MADE COFFEE OUTTA BEANS
SO THINK OF THOSE TWO WHEN
LIFES THE PITS
FRANK SR.
THE BUG
FRANK JR.
AND THE MOUSE
BOTH
AT THE END OF THEIR WITS
THEY KNEW THE KEY TO LIFE
IS THAT ITS WHA CHA DREAM
SO IF LEMONS CLOG YOUR
SINK UP
DONT JUST STAND AROUND
AND SCREAM
SPIKE SOME LEMONADE AND
DRINK UP
AND MAKE BUTTER OUT OF
CREAM
FRANK SR.
JUST MAKE BUTTER OUT OF
CREAM
FRANK JR.
MAKE SOME BUTTER OUT OF
CREAM
FRANK SR.
I HEAR WHAT YOURE SAYING SON
ILL MAKE BUTTER
OUTTA CREAM
FRANK JR.
SHA-DOO-BAH-DWEE-LEEYAH-
DOO-BAH-DWEE-LEEYAH-DOO-
BOP!*
THE MAN INSIDE
THE CLUES
HANRATTY
SOME COMIC BOOKS
A MISS JULY
A MATCHBOOK FROM THE FLAME
SOME CHEWING GUM
A MISMATCHED PAIR OF SHOES
A LETTER HOME
BUT NEVER MAILED
A CHECK WITHOUT A NAME
YEAH, THEYLL BE MY GUIDE
TO THE MAN INSIDE THE CLUES
A BOBBY PIN
TWO BASEBALL CARDS
SOME DAY-OLD CHINESE FOOD
TWO TICKET STUBS
THE RED SOX ALWAYS LOSE
A VALENTINE
BUT NEVER SENT
A SCENT TO SET THE MOOD
WHEN I TAKE A RIDE
WITH THE MAN INSIDE THE CLUES
DO NOT DISTURB IS ON THE DOOR
THE MAID, SHE NEVER COMES
HE LOCKED THE DOOR
BUT I DONT NEED A KEY
THERES ONLY GARBAGE ON THE
FLOOR
TO OTHERS, THEYRE JUST CRUMBS
THOSE CRUMBS LOOK LIKE
A FIVE-COURSE MEAL TO ME
I USED MY HEAD
TO GET IN HIS
SO I CAN THINK LIKE HIM
I SEE HE FLIES
AND ALSO CRIES THE BLUES
BUT IF I LOOK
AT MY OWN LIFE
IM OUT HERE ON A LIMB
YEAH, ITS BEST TO HIDE
STAY THE MAN INSIDE THE CLUES
IVE LOOKED INTO SO MANY LIVES
BUT NEVER AT MY OWN
THE TRAIL I LEFT IS SUCH A
DAMN CLICH
THE LONELY WIFE,
THE HOUSE FOR SALE
A MILLION NIGHTS ALONE
TO WISH YOU HAD THE THINGS
YOU THREW AWAY
LIKE A FRONT DOOR KEY
A HOME COOKED MEAL
THE HAPPY BRIDE AND GROOM
THEN LIFE KICKS IN AND MAKES
YOU PAY YOUR DUES
AND THEN YOU FIND
YOURE BY YOURSELF
IN A SINGLE MOTEL ROOM
THATS BEEN OCCUPIED
BY THE MAN INSIDE
THE CLUES
THE CLUES
CHRISTMAS IS
MY FAVORITE
TIME OF YEAR
HANRATTY
YEAH, DONTCHA LOVE THE
YULETIDE FUN?
THERES JOY AND CHEER FOR
EVERYONE
I WAIT FOR SANTA WITH A GUN
YES, CHRISTMAS IS MY
FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR
FRANK JR.
SOME SUGAR PLUMS I HAVENT
KISSED
BUT MISTLETOE I MUST RESIST
CAUSE IM ON ST. CARLS MOST
WANTED LIST
HANRATTY & FRANK JR.
YES, CHRISTMAS IS MY
FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR
HANRATTY, FRANK JR.,
FRANK SR. & PAULA
AND THERES A HOME
WHERE YOU CANT GO
AND THERES A LIFE THATS
FULL OF LOVE
YOU USED TO KNOW
HANRATTY
FOR ME ITS TRUE
FRANK SR.
BUT KID, NOT YOU
PAULA
CAUSE YOUR FAMILYS HERE...
FRANK SR. & PAULA
YEAH, THEYRE STILL YOURS
TO HOLD
IF YOU
FRANK SR., PAULA &
HANRATTY
COME IN FROM THE COLD
HANRATTY
SO, IF TOMORROW SANTAS
FLOWN
THE TREE IS DOWN AND YOURE
ALONE
IM ALWAYS HERE, RIGHT BY THE
PHONE
FRANK JR. & HANRATTY
YES CHRISTMAS IS MY FAVORITE
TIME OF YEAR
FRANK JR.
ILL CALL YOU SOON, BUT WHO
KNOWS WHEN
HANRATTY
AND, FRANK, I HOPE WELL
MEET AGAIN
LIKE WHEN YOURE SERVING
EIGHT TO TEN
FRANK JR. & HANRATTY
YES, CHRISTMAS IS MY
FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR
NORBERT LEO BUTZ
DOCTORS
ORDERS
NURSES
HEY DOCTOR, ARE YOU ON CALL?
IM NOT FEELING SO WELL AT ALL
I KEPT THINKING ABOUT YA
AS I COULD NOT SLEEP A WINK
LAST NIGHT
I TOSSED AND TURNED THE
WHOLE NIGHT LONG
KEPT FEELING LIKE
SOMETHINGS WRONG
I NEED A CHECKUP
TO MAKE EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT
SO I...
MADE THIS APPOINTMENT
AND I CLEARED YOUR
AFTERNOON
YES, I...
NEED ME A LITTLE T.L.C.
AND I GOTTA GET SOME SOON
LET ME TELL YA THAT...
MAYBE I NEVER LISTENED GOOD
I NEVER DID THE THINGS I SHOULD
BUT IM READY
TO TAKE DOCTORS ORDERS!
BABY, I NEVER FELT SO BAD
I NEED SOMETHING I NEVER HAD
AND IM READY
TO TAKE DOCTORS ORDERS!
HEY DOCTOR, I NEED REPAIR
I NEED INTENSE INTENSIVE CARE
I BETTER TAKE HEED
CANDICE MARIE WOODS, AARON TVEIT & COMPANY
OF THE SURGEON GENERALS
WARNING
AND IF YOURE TIRED AND
LOOKING PALE
ILL BE YOUR FLORENCE
NIGHTINGALE
AND IF ONE WONT DO
THEN PLEASE, TAKE TWO
AND CALL US IN THE MORNING
YES I...
LIKED PLAYING DOCTOR
WAS MY FAVORITE GAME
INDOORS
AND I
STILL LIKE TO PLAY AROUND
ILL SHOW YOU MINE, IF YOU
SHOW ME YOURS

MAYBE I NEED YOUR REMEDY
DOC, ITS AN EMERGENCY
SO IM READY
TO TAKE DOCTORS ORDERS

BABY I NEED THE ANTIDOTE
YOURE HIDING UNDER THAT
WHITE LAB COAT
YES IM READY
TO TAKE DOCTORS ORDERS
I KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
ABOUT AN APPLE A DAY
TO BE THE STRONGEST GAL IN
TOWN
BUT IF AN APPLE A DAY
KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY
IM GONNA BURN THAT
ORCHARD DOWN!
AW, BABY DONT STOP UNTIL IM
HEALED
IVE GOT BLUE CROSS
AND IVE GOT BLUE SHIELD
AND IM READY
TO TAKE DOCTORS ORDERS
BABY TAKE OUT THAT
STETHOSCOPE
YOU MAY BE MY ONLY HOPE
SO IM READY
TO TAKE DOCTORS ORDERS
BABY, YOUD BETTER OPERATE
THEN TO MIAMI TO RECUPERATE
YES IM READY
TO TAKE DOCTORS ORDERS
(TALKIN BOUT WHAM-BAM,
HOT DAMN!)
OXYGEN PLEASE, CANT CATCH
MY BREATH
DOCTOR YOU GOT THE KISS OF
DEATH
AND IM READY
READY
COME ON, LETS ROCK STEADY
YES IM READY...
FOR DOCTORS ORDERS!
DONT BE A
STRANGER
PAULA
I ALWAYS KNEW ID SEE THIS DAY
I CANT SAY ITS A SHOCK
WHATS THAT EXPRESSION?
QUEST-CE QUE CEST?
HES A CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK
BUT IF YOU SEE HIM
PLEASE PASS ON THIS PLEA
DONT BE A STRANGER
TELL HIM THAT FOR ME
MY FRANKIE HAD A CLEVER MIND
HE COULD SPEND HOURS ALL
ALONE
I WOULDNT HAVE BEEN
SURPRISED TO FIND
HE CHANGED HIS DIAPER ON
HIS OWN
COULD I HAVE BEEN THERE MORE?
WELL, CEST LA VIE
DONT BE A STRANGER
TELL HIM THAT FOR ME
THOUGH I TRIED, I COULDNT HIDE
WHEN LOVE HAD FLOWN AWAY
CHILDREN CLOSE THEIR EYES
BUT STILL THEY SEE
I TOOK A CHANCE, A NEW
ROMANCE
IS IT A CRIME TO SAY
I MADE A CHOICE
AND CHOSE WHATS BEST FOR ME
HIS FATHER HAD A HEAD FOR
DREAMS
BUT NOT THE MIDAS TOUCH
HIS FATHER HAD A MILLION
SCHEMES
BUT DOLLARS? NOT SO MUCH
YOU WANT THE APPLE
GO LOOK FOR THE TREE
AND DONT BE A STRANGER
TELL HIM THAT FOR ME
FRANK SR.
I USED TO HAVE WHAT MADE
HER SMILE
BUT NOW, ITS ALL BEEN SPENT
IVE TONS OF CHARM, IM LOUSY
WITH STYLE
BUT THAT DONT PAY THE RENT
SO IF YOU SPOT HER OUT THERE
ON A SPREE
TELL HER DONT BE A STRANGER
TELL HER THAT FOR ME
I USED TO BE A PRINCE TO HER
THIS PRINCE HAS LOST HIS CROWN
I BROUGHT HER LAUGHS, SHE
WANTED FUR
NO WONDER LOVE FELL DOWN
ARREST THE CLOWN WHO SAID
THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE
FREE
THEN, DONT BE A STRANGER
TELL HER THAT FOR ME
ONE MORE ROUND AT THE LOST
AND FOUND
THATS IF YOUVE GOT THE DOUGH
HAPPY HOUR IS SUDDENLY
LAST CALL
PAULA
MY EYES ARE DRY, I SAID GOODBYE
SO MANY TEARS AGO
BOTH
THE PAST IS JUST A PHOTO ON
THE WALL
RACHEL de BENEDET & GRASAN KINGSBERRY
FRANK SR.
I GUESS TO YOU I SEEM A
SCHMUCK
WELL, ILL JUST BIDE MY TIME
PAULA
IN LOVE, ALLS FAIR
FRANK SR.
CAUSE I BELIEVE THAT LADY LUCK
CAN STILL TURN ON A DIME
PAULA
COMME A LA GUERRE
FRANK SR.
AND MAYBE ONE
WILL ONCE AGAIN BE THREE
PAULA
CEST CQUE JAI TOUJOURS DIT
FRANK SR.
DONT BE A STRANGER
TELL THEM THAT FOR ME
PAULA
DONT BE A STRANGER
TELL HIM THAT FOR ME
BOTH
(NO) DONT BE A STRANGER
TELL HIM (THEM) THAT FOR ME
LITTLE BOY,
BE A MAN
FRANK SR.
LITTLE BOY, BE A MAN
YEAH, THAT WAS POPS ONLY PLAN
HE NEVER KISSED ME
OR SANG BABY MINE
SURE, ID HAVE LOVED A HUG
BUT HEY, I CAME OUT JUST FINE
AND IF I EVER WOULD CRY
HED SMACK THE TEAR FROM
OUT MY EYE
HE TOLD ME GROW UP, KID,
YOURE NO PETER PAN.
LITTLE BOY, BE A MAN
HANRATTY
LITTLE MAN, GROW SOME BALLS
THAT MOTTO RANG
THROUGHOUT THE HALLS
ON MY TENTH BIRTHDAY
HE SHOWED ME A GUN
THEN TOOK ME TO THE
CORNFIELDS
AND SAID OKAY...RUN!
HIS SENSE OF HUMOR WAS
LAME
LUCKY FOR ME, SO WAS HIS AIM!
IF HE HAD SEWN SOME
NEEDLEPOINT
THAT HUNG ON THE WALLS
IT WOULDA SAID LITTLE MAN,
GROW SOME BALLS
BOTH
BALLGAMES THAT HE MISSED
NIGHTS HE CAME HOME PISSED
WELL, I DONT THINK ABOUT
THAT ANY LONGER
HANRATTY
NO ONE IN THE BLEACHERS
FRANK SR.
FISTFIGHTS WITH MY TEACHERS
BOTH
IM LIVING PROOF WHAT
DOESNT KILL YA
MAKES YA STRONGER!
FRANK SR.
LITTLE MAN, LITTLE ME
THEY COME WITH NO WARRANTY
I TRIED TO FIX IT
BUT WHO WOULDVE GUESSED
ITS HARD TO SAY BUT FATHER
BOTH
DOESNT ALWAYS KNOW BEST
FRANK SR.
SO CARL, WHEN YOU HAVE
A KID
HANRATTY
MY EX SAID HEAVEN FORBID
FRANK SR.
DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DID
BOTH
LIKE DAD AFTER DAD AFTER
DAD AFTER DAD
SINCE THE WHOLE MESS BEGAN
FRANK SR.
YOU DO THE BEST THAT YOU CAN
HANRATTY
LITTLE BOY, BE A MAN
SEVEN
WONDERS
FRANK JR.
IVE SEEN THE SEVEN WONDERS
IF YOU GIVE OR TAKE A FEW
BUT ALL THEM SEVEN WONDERS
WELL, THEY CANT COMPARE
TO YOU
IVE BEEN A LOTTA PLACES
YES, IVE TRAVELED NEAR AND
FAR
BUT NOW I KNOW
THAT HOME IS WHERE YOU ARE
NIAGARA FALLS?
A LEAKY FAUCET THAT A
PLUMBER OUGHTA FIX
THE PYRAMIDS
ARE REALLY JUST A DUSTY PILE
OF BRICKS
THE TAJ MAHAL?
A FIXER-UPPER.
THE GRAND CANYON?
JUST A HOLE.
THE GRAND CANAL IN VENICE?
AN EYE-TALIAN TOILET BOWL
IVE SEEN THE SEVEN WONDERS
IF YOU GIVE OR TAKE A FEW
BUT ALL THEM SEVEN WONDERS
WELL, THEY CANT COMPARE
TO YOU
IVE BEEN A LOTTA PLACES
YES, IVE TRAVELED NEAR AND
FAR
BUT NOW I KNOW
THAT HOME IS WHERE YOU ARE
BRENDA
THE AURORA BOREALIS?
FRANK JR.
JUST A NIGHT LIGHT ON THE FRITZ
BRENDA
AND STONEHENGE?
FRANK JR.
JUST A BUNCH OF ROCKS
BRENDA
LA BREAS TAR?
FRANK JR.
THE PITS
BRENDA
HOW BOUT THE LEANING
TOWER OF PISA?
FRANK JR.
LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING UP AND
BROKE
BRENDA
MOUNT RUSHMORE!?
FRANK JR.
SOMEONE CLIMB UP THERE
AND TELL THEM BOYS A JOKE!
FRANK JR. & BRENDA
YES, MY TRAVELIN DAYS ARE OVER
GET THE CHECK, ILL PAY THE BILL
AARON TVEIT & KERRY BUTLER
CAUSE I SEE ALL THE WONDERS
IN YOUR EYES, JUST STANDING
STILL
FRANK JR.
IVE BEEN A LOTTA PLACES
BUT IVE LEARNED NOW NEAR
AND FAR
THERES NO NEED TO ROAM
CAUSE HOME IS WHERE YOU ARE
BRENDA
THERES NO NEED TO ROAM
CAUSE HOME IS WHERE YOU ARE
FRANK JR.
YES, NOW I KNOW
FRANK JR. & BRENDA
THAT HOME IS WHERE YOU ARE
(OUR) FAMILY
TREE
CAROL
I FEEL A MIGHTY QUAKE
THE SOUTH BEGINS TO SHAKE
UNDER OUR FAMILY TREE
THE LEAVES BEGIN TO BLOW
GONE WITH THE WIND THEY GO
ALL THROUGH OUR FAMILY TREE
UP TOP MAGNOLIAS BLOOM
THEY SPREAD THEIR SWEET
PERFUME
FOR THIS ANCESTRAL JUBILEE
NOW EVERY BOUGH MUST PULL
ITS WEIGHT
ITS TIME TO PRUNE AND
PROPAGATE
SO WELCOME TO OUR FAMILY
TREE
RACHELLE RAK, LINDA HART, KERRY BUTLER, AARON TVEIT, NICK WYMAN & BOB GAYNOR
ROGER
I HEAR THE DOGWOODS BARK
A SEEDS BEGUN TO SPARK
INSIDE OUR FAMILY TREE
A TWIG BEGINS TO POKE
FROM OUT THAT MIGHTY OAK
TO JOIN THE JAMBOREE
AND LIKE A SLIDE TROMBONE
HE GLIDES OUT FULLY GROWN
A DIXIELAND R.S.V.P.
AND NO ONE MINDS AN EXTRA
LIMB
CAROL
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT LOOKS
LIKE HIM!
ROGER & CAROL
SO WELCOME TO OUR FAMILY
TREE
BRENDA & LADIES
I FEEL A BURST OF SPRING
MY TRUNK BEGINS TO SWING
JUST LIKE OUR FAMILY TREE
THE COUSINS COME TO CALL
THEYLL STAY UNTIL NEXT FALL
CAUSE THERES LOTS OF FIXINS
AND THEYRE FREE
MEN
SAVE SOME OF THAT GUMBO
FOR ME
BRENDA & LADIES
THE KIN FOLK GATHER ROUND
THEYVE COVERED LOTS OF
GROUND
THERES NOT A SOUL LEFT IN
TENNESSEE
BRENDA
THEYVE ALL ARRIVED TO
GERMINATE
TO FERTILIZE AND
BRENDA & LADIES
CULTIVATE
AND POPULATE OUR FAMILY TREE
FRANK JR.
ILL GIVE A REBEL YELL
TO EVERY SOUTHERN BELLE
UNDER OUR FAMILY TREE
ILL SWING THE SECOND LINE
WHEN OUR TWO CLANS
COMBINE
FOR SOME BIG
FRANK JR. & ALL
EASY HARMONY
FRANK JR.
TRUMPETS BEGIN TO SHOUT
TO WELCOME YOUR NEW
SPROUT
YOUVE CHARMED THIS YANKEE
REFUGEE
YOURE ALL SO LUSH AND
OVERGROWN
BUT I KNOW ILL NEVER BE ALONE
IM GLAD TO CLIMB YOUR
FAMILY TREE
FRANK JR. & THE
STRONGS
YOUR LOVE HAS RAISED THE BAR
IM SWINGIN ON A STAR
FRANK JR.
FOR THAT WHO NEEDS A LAW
DEGREE?!?
LADIES
THE TREES THAT BEAR THE
RIPEST FRUITS
MEN
ARE TREES THAT HAVE THE
DEEPEST ROOTS, SO
ALL
WELCOME TO OUR FAMILY
WELCOME TO OUR FAMILY
FRANK JR.
IM
ALL
WELCOME TO THE FAMILY TREE!
FRANK JR.
LOOK OUT OLD FRANKIE IS HOME!
ALL
YEAH!
FLY, FLY AWAY
BRENDA
WHEN I WAS A CHILD
MY EYES WERE CLEAR, I SAW
THE GOOD SIDE
THATS THE KIND OF SECOND
SIGHT
THAT DOESNT LAST TOO LONG
BUT WHEN I WAS LOST
I HEARD A VOICE THAT
BROUGHT ME HEALING
THATS THE KIND OF SPECIAL HOPE
HE BROUGHT ME WITH HIS SONG
PEOPLE ONLY SAW THE DOCTOR,
LAWYER, INDIAN CHIEF
BUT HE WAS JUST
A LONELY LITTLE BOY TO ME
WITH HIS SWEET AND GENTLE
TOUCH,
HE SURE UNLOCKED MY SOUL
SO IN RETURN,
I SURELY WANT TO HELP TO SET
HIM FREE
YEAH, NOW I WANNA SEE HIM
FLY... FLY...
ILL BE YOUR ALIBI MY BABY
FLY, FLY, FLY AWAY
I DIDNT GET TO SAY GOODBYE,
GOODBYE
NO NEED TO TELL ME WHY MY
BABY
MAYBE ITS BECAUSE
YOULL FLY BACK HOME TO ME
ONE DAY
KERRY BUTLER
MEN WHO YOU CALL REAL
WERE REALLY FAKES AND LEFT
ME NOTHING
BUT THIS MAN YOU CALL A FAKE
GAVE ME SOMETHING REAL
IVE KNOWN CRUEL, CRUEL MEN
WITH CHRISTIAN NAMES WHO
TAUGHT ME MANNERS
BUT THIS MAN WITHOUT A NAME
TAUGHT ME HOW TO FEEL
THEY ONLY SAW THE MAGIC TRICKS
THE SMOKE AND MIRRORS
WAS I THE ONLY ONE
TO EVER SEE THE BOY?
SO NOW THEY WANNA CLIP HIS
PRECIOUS WINGS
AND BRING HIM DOWN
BUT IN HIS HEART AND SOULS
THE KIND OF GOOD THEY CANT
DESTROY
YEAH, NOW I WANNA SEE HIM
FLY,
FLY
ILL BE YOUR ALIBI MY BABY
FLY,
FLY, FLY AWAY
WE DIDNT GET TO SAY
GOODBYE,
GOODBYE
NO NEED TO TELL ME WHY MY
BABY
MAYBE ITS BECAUSE
YOULL FLY BACK HOME TO ME
ONE DAY
BABY WHEN YOURE IN THE
CLOUDS
PLEASE KEEP A LOOKOUT
MAYBE DARLING FIND A
HIDEAWAY
FOR YOU AND I
YOU AND I
NOW ILL SEE HIM FLY
FLY
ILL BE YOUR ALIBI MY BABY
FLY, FLY, FLY AWAY
WE DIDNT GET TO SAY
GOODBYE,
GOODBYE
NO NEED TO TELL ME WHY MY
BABY
MAYBE ITS BECAUSE
YOULL FLY BACK HOME TO ME
ONE DAY

MAYBE ITS BECAUSE
YOULL FLY BACK HOME TO ME
ONE DAY
MAYBE ITS BECAUSE
YOULL FLY BACK HOME TO ME
ONE DAY
AND ILL BE WAITING FOR YOU
THERE
YOU WILL FLY BACK HOME TO
ME ONE DAY
GOODBYE
FRANK JR.
ITS MY HAPPY ENDING
NOW ITS TIME TO SAY
GOODNIGHT
WE CAN STOP PRETENDING
TELL THE SPOTLIGHT MAN TURN
OFF MY LIGHT
CAUSE THE SHOW IS DONE NOW
AND ITS TIME TO LEAVE THE
STAGE
YEAH, THE GOOD GUY WON NOW
AND THE BAND HAS NO MORE
SONGS TO PLAY
ITS A HAPPY ENDING SO ILL SAY
GOODBYE
GOODBYE TO ALL THE MAKE
BELIEVE
GOODBYE
THERES NO MORE MAGIC UP
MY SLEEVE
THERES NOTHING LEFT TO ACT
UP HERE
ILL TAKE MY BOW AND
DISAPPEAR
NO QUESTIONS LEFT FOR
ANSWERING
THERES ONLY ONE WORD LEFT
TO SING
GOODBYE
ITS A HAPPY ENDING
TO THE GREATEST SHOW ON
EARTH
NOW THE CURTAINS
DESCENDING
AND I HOPE YOU GOT YOUR
MONEYS WORTH
GONNA STOP THE SHOW NOW
CAUSE I WANNA LEAVE ON TOP
SO GET UP AND GO NOW
CAUSE THERES NOTHING LEFT
INSIDE MY HEAD
EVERYTHING THATS LEFT TO
SAYS BEEN SAID
BUT GOODBYE
GOODBYE TO ALL THE SONG
AND DANCE
GOODBYE
OFFSTAGE I STAND A BETTER
CHANCE
THE SHOW IS THROUGH, THE
PARTS BEEN PLAYED
NO STANDING IN THE WINGS
AFRAID
NO VIOLINS OR PHONY TEARS
THE WORD THATS MUSIC TO
MY EARS
IS GOODBYE
GOODBYE
GOODBYE
GOODBYE
IM NOT AFRAID OF STOPPING
THIS END COULD BE MY START
I WANNA LIVE A LIFE
AND NOT JUST PLAY A PART
ILL WALK INTO THE SUNSET
ILL SAIL ACROSS THE SEA
THE FINAL WORD
THE LAST YOULL HEAR OF ME
OF ME
IS GOODBYE
GOODBYE TO EVERY NIGHT
ALONE
GOODBYE
AARON TVEIT
GOODBYE TO LIVES THAT I
DONT OWN
IM TIRED OF LIVING ON THE
STAGE
A LIFE THATS ONLY ON THE
PAGE
THE EMPTY LIVES ARE IN THE
PAST
IVE TRIED BEFORE, BUT HERES
THE LAST
GOODBYE
GOODBYE
GOODBYE
GOODBYE!
STUCK
TOGETHER
(STRANGE BUT
TRUE)
HANRATTY
STOP YOUR SOBBIN KID,
BEFORE I SHOOT
YOUR NOSE IS RUNNING ON MY
ONLY SUIT
WHOD OF THOUGHT ID SHARE
THIS DANCE WITH YOU
LOOKS LIKE WERE STUCK
TOGETHER
WHICH IS STRANGE BUT TRUE
FRANK JR.
GUESS YOU CAUGHT ME, NOW
THE CHASE IS DONE
YOU MUST ADMIT I GAVE YOU
QUITE THE RUN
MISTER TORTOISE, HERES YOUR
RABBIT STEW
LOOKS LIKE WERE STUCK
TOGETHER
WHICH IS STRANGE BUT TRUE
HANRATTY
TELL MISTER RIPLEY AT BELIEVE
IT OR NOT
HANRATTY & FRANK JR.
THE SHOW IS OVER AND HES
ALL THAT I GOT
HANRATTY
HARD TO BELIEVE IT BUT WERE
TYING THE KNOT TODAY
FRANK JR.
THATS OKAY
HANRATTY
FRANK, THANK YOUR PUBLIC
WHILE YOURE STILL IN YOUR
PRIME
THEY WONT BE SEEING YOU
FOR QUITE A LONG TIME
AND AFTER YOUVE PAID FOR
YOUR LIFE OF CRIME
WELL KID WELL SEE WHAT
GOOD BEHAVIOR CAN DO
HANRATTY & FRANK JR.
TIL THEN WERE STUCK
TOGETHER
WHICH IS STRANGE BUT TRUE.
FULL COMPANY
HEY, MISTER LAWYER, MISTER
TWO-ON-THE-AISLE
YOU NEVER CAN PREDICT
WHEN FORTUNE MAY SMILE
HANRATTY
IN FACT, I THINK IM GONNA
BREAK WITH TRADITION.
AND TELL J. EDGAR HOOVER,
BABY IVE GONE FISHIN!
FRANK JR.
IF YOU HAD READ THIS, YOUD
HAVE SAID NO WAY!
I ALMOST MAKE IT LOOK LIKE
CRIME DOES PAY
THERES LOTS OF FOLKS THAT I
MISS EVERY DAY
FRANK JR. & HANRATTY
BUT NOW A NEW DUET HAS
MADE ITS DEBUT
AND NOW WERE STUCK
TOGETHER
FULL COMPANY
OH YEAH!
FRANK JR. & HANRATTY
IN AND OUT OF LUCK
TOGETHER!
FULL COMPANY
OH YEAH!
FRANK JR. & HANRATTY
IM GLAD WERE STUCK
TOGETHER
WHICH IS STRANGE BUT TRUE
FRANK JR.
YOUR JUNIOR PARTNER CAME
THROUGH
HANRATTY
A SIMPLE CASE OF MONKEY SEE,
MONKEY DO
FRANK JR.
IM GLAD TO BE ON YOUR TEAM
HANRATTY
LETS MAKE SOME BUTTER OUT
OF CREAM!
BONUS SONG
FIFTY CHECKS
FRANK SR.
FIFTY CHECKS DONT FEEL LIKE
MUCH
WHEN YOU FIRST HOLD THEM
NOTHING SPECIAL TO THE
TOUCH
BUT LOOK INSIDE
EVERY DIGIT POINTS THE WAY
EVERY DATES YOUR LUCKY DAY
EVERY CHECKS A MINI MAGIC
CARPET RIDE
CAN YOU THINK OF FIFTY
DREAMS?
THEYRE IN YOUR HAND NOW
AND WITH YOUR HEART AND
MIND
THERE AINT NOTHING YOU
CANT DO
CAUSE YOU
GOT FIFTY CHOICES
FIFTY CHANCES
COLD HARD CASH
OR HOT ROMANCES
FIFTY CHECKS
CAN HELP THOSE DREAMS
COME TRUE
FIFTY CHECKS DONT LOOK LIKE
MUCH
BUT LISTEN FRANKIE
IN THE PROPER HANDS,
THEYRE SUCH A WORK OF ART
CAUSE EVERY ONE OF THEM
UNLOCKS
YOUR OWN PERSONAL FORT KNOX
EVEN ROCKEFELLER HAD TO
GET HIS START!
USE THAT DO-RE-MI
TO GET YOUR FUTURE SWINGING
YOU MIGHT STRIKE IT RICH
OR JUST FIND STRAIN AND STRIFE
OR A WIFE!
YES, THESE FIFTY CHANCES
FIFTY CHOICES
BUY LITTLE GIFTS
LIKE BIG ROLLS-ROYCES
FIFTY CHECKS
CAN HELP YOU CHANGE YOUR
LIFE
YES, IVE ARRIVED EACH
CHECK ANNOUNCES
EACH ONE GOLD UNTIL IT
BOUNCES!
FIFTY CHECKS, THE RIDE HAS
JUST BEGUN
MERRY CHRISTMAS
TO MY ONE AND ONLY SON
MERRY CHRISTMAS
TO MY ONE AND ONLY SON
This is the frst number we
wrote for Catch Me If You
Can. Although it ended
up getting cut, we wanted
to share the song and
Tom Wopats sensational
performance of it with you.
Marc & Scott
AARON TVEIT, NORBERT LEO BUTZ & COMPANY
Produced for Records by Marc Shaiman and Scott M. Riesett
Album Executive Producer: Kurt Deutsch
Recorded and mixed by Lawrence Manchester

Album Associate Producers: Noah Cornman and Steve Norman

Recorded on April 4th and 18th, 2011, at MSR Studios, Studios A and B, NYC
Pro Tools engineers: Derik Lee and Ryan Kelly
Additional engineering by Ian Kagey
Assistant Engineers: Gloria Kaba, Brett Mayer
Mastered by Greg Calbi at Sterling Sound, NYC
Arrangements by Marc Shaiman
Orchestrations by Marc Shaiman & Larry Blank
Music Copying by Joann Kane Music Service/Russ Bartmus, Mark Graham
Production Photography by Joan Marcus
Art Direction by Jessica Disbrow Talley
Company Manager: James Lawson
Assistant Company Manager: Katrina Elliott
Production Stage Manager: Rolt Smith
Stage Manager: Andrea O. Saraffan
Assistant Stage Manager: Lisa Ann Chernoff
Album Production Assistants: Jacob Porter, Allie Keller, Ross Baum
Special thanks to: Stewart Adelson, Joseph and Matthew Deitch, Jay and Cindy Gutterman, Stacey
Mindich, Matthew Rego, Michael Rego and Hank Unger/The Araca Group, Warren Trepp, Scott and
Brian Zeilinger, Brett Snacky Pierce, Richard Read, Zach Orts, Deniz Cordell, Holly Coombs, Carly J.
Price, Seth Marquette, and Harry Connick, Jr.
* Thanks to Billy Stritch for the scat words.
Music by Marc Shaiman, Lyrics by Scott Wittman & Marc Shaiman. 2004-2011 Winding Brook Way
Music/Walli Woo Entertainment (ASCAP). All rights reserved.

Catch Me If You Can opened on Broadway April 10th, 2011 at the Neil Simon Theatre.
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