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DAVE GROHL 11
sundried tomato, goat cheese,
roasted red pepper, arugula
HENRY ROLLINS 11
poutine burger, topped with french
fries, gravy, & cheese curd
JOAN JETT 11
whiskey remoulade, whiskey queso
CHUCK BROWN 12
roasted poblano, chipotle aioli,
avocado, pepperjack
IAN MACKAYE 11
bahn-mi burger, with chicken liver
mousse, pickled daikon & carrot,
cilantro aioli, add egg for $1
TIA CARRERE 12
ham, grilled pineapple, swiss cheese
DONALD BYRD 12
balsamic onions, brie, honey
mustard
BIG TONY 15
double bacon cheeseburger, special
sauce
KENNY G 9
just a burger
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STEAK & EGGS 15
king of breakfast foods, served with toast
& chipotle cofee butter
PANCAKES 11
traditional fapjacks with blueberry syrup,
whipped cream, & your choice of bacon,
sausage, or turkey sausage
DEEP FRIED FRENCH TOAST 11
served with a side of fruit, whipped
cream, & your choice of breakfast meat
CORNED BEEF HASH 12
corned beef & potatoes, served with two
eggs & toast
MEAT OMELET 11
ham, bacon, cheese, served with home
fries
VEGGIE OMELET 10
spinach, cheese, mushrooms, also served
with home fries
BISCUIT SANDWICH 10
egg, sausage patty, & your choice of
cheese on a biscuit, served with home
fries
SATELLITE PLATTER 12
two pancakes, two eggs, your choice of
breakfast meat, & home fries
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VINCENT VEGA
vanilla with Bulleit Bourbon
LUCY RICARDO
chocolate with Johnny Walker Black
Whisky
SAMMY & KIM
black and white with Smirnof
Vodka
NORM PETERSON
malted with Murphys Irish Stout
LINUS VAN PELT
peanut butter with George Dickel
No 12 Tennessee whiskey
ARCHIE LEACH
strawberry with Tanqueray London
Dry Gin
A.C. SLATER
avocado with Jose Cuervo
Tradicional Reposado Tequila
LATKA GRAVAS
hazelnut espresso with Hennessy VS
FRANK COSTELLO
chocolate mint with Bushmills Irish
Whiskey
SPECIAL SHAKE
ask your server
Sweet Potato Fries
Tater Tots
Fries
Chili
Sauteed Green Beans
Seasonal Vegetables
Side Salad
Cole Slaw
Mashed Potatoes
Macaroni Salad
Home Fries
Biscuits
Five Bufalo Wings (add 3)
Mac & Cheese (add 3)
Onion Rings (add 1)
Toast
For 50 cents, add Red Eye Gravy, Whiskey Cheese, or Guacamole to anything on the menu.
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FRIED BUFFALO CHICKEN 11
our juicy fried chicken breast smothered
in bufalo sauce and topped with blue
cheese & celery
CROQUE MONSIEUR 10
add an egg to make it a Croque Madame
for a buck
REUBEN 10
sliced corned beef stacked high, kraut,
melted swiss & Russian dressing on rye
PATTY MELT 11
juicy beef patty & melted swiss on rye
TUNA MELT 11
chunk tuna & cheddar on white
GRILLED CHICKEN CLUB 11
grilled chicken, tomato, bacon, avocado,
& lettuce on toasted bread
GRILLED PEANUT BUTTER 7
add jelly or banana for 50 cents or add
bacon or marshmallow fuf for a buck
GRILLED CHEESE 8
add tomato for 50 cents or bacon for a
buck
QUESADILLA 9
not strictly a sandwich, but close- served
with guacamole, sour cream, & pico, add
chicken for a buck
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Fried Chicken 13
succulent boneless thighs cured in
buttermilk and fried in our secret
spice blend
Chipotle Glazed
Meatloaf 13
just like mom used to make
(if mom made killer meatloaf )
Fried Catfsh 12
two catfsh fllets dredged in our
secret spice blend and fried to crispy
perfection
Grilled Bone-In Pork
Chop 15
served with apple mustard compote
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TATER TOT POUTINE 6
WHISKEY CHEESE TOTS 6
CHILI CHEESE TOTS 6
BUFFALO TOTS 6
OLD BAY TOTS 6
BACON SYRUP TOTS 6
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EGGS BENEDICT 12
poached eggs, toasted English
mufn & Canadian bacon,
smothered in hollandaise
EGGS FLORENTINE 10
poached eggs on English mufn
with spinach, smothered in
hollandaise
CONTINENTAL PLATTER 8
sliced fruit, cofee cake, & yogurt
YOGURT & GRANOLA
PARFAIT 8
BOOZY BREAKFAST
SHAKES 10
vanilla shakes, non-boozy 5
BAMM BAMM
(Fruity Pebbles, Bacardi Rum)
CINNAMON TOAST PUNCH
(Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Old Overholt)
FRANKIE MANNING
(Apple Jacks, vanilla vodka)
BUZZY BEE
(Honey Nut Cheerios, honey whiskey)
COUNT CREAMY
(Count Chocula, Baileys)
DRUNKEN LEPRECHAUN
(Lucky Charms, Paddys Irish Whiskey)
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Banana Split 7
banana on vanilla,
strawberry, and
chocolate ice cream,
drizzled in chocolate
sauce, topped with
whipped cream and a
cherry
Sundae 5
two scoops ice cream,
whipped cream, nuts,
chocolate sauce, & a
cherry on top
Funnel Cake 4
topped with powdered
sugar, add chocolate
sauce or fruit with
whipped cream for 1
or a scoop of ice cream
for 2
Fresh Pie
made in house - ask
your server or bartender
for our current selection
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COBB SALAD 11
crispy lettuce with
shredded chicken, bacon,
tomato, avocado, and
house vinaigrette or
ranch
CAESAR 7
romaine with caesar
dressing and croutons
WEDGE 7
iceberg lettuce wedge
with blue cheese
dressing, bacon, & cherry
tomatoes
DINER SALAD 6
mixed greens with house
vinaigrette