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The Pet

Written by Benjamin Bradford (c) 1993
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Why is it that
"henever 4 go to the
"ashroom there7s
al"ays one stall that7s
li=e the stall of
surrises> Why can7t
eole flush after
they7re done> Really(
it7s not li=e they7ve just
roduced a 'atisse
?8oo= <oney( the color@
The deth@ The sheer
siAe@?
$r maybe there7s one
guy "ho just hasn7t
figured out ho" to use
the handle> <e7s
mastered that lid
uBdo"n thing( but
then he7s lost@
Women don7t have this
roblem( do they> 6ou
don7t see them
mar=ing their territory1
?2!cuse me( that7s '6
stall and get a"ay from
that hair dryer@ That7s
mine too( can7t you
smell>?
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43T1 APART'23T :: .2RR6 A3; ,2$R,2 :: ;A6
.2RR6 enters his aartment and discovers ,2$R,2 sitting on the couch1
S243C28;
Benjamin Bradford (%D3) %3E-3-&E /
<i ,eorge1
,2$R,2
F;istractedlyG What>
S243C28;
4 said ?<i1? By the "ay( 4
need my "atch tonight1 Big
date1
,2$R,2
$h1 Sorry1 FAdjusts himself
on the couch uncomfortablyG
S243C28;
So> <o" "as the a#uarium>
What7s "rong>
,2$R,2
3othing@ Why> ;id 4 say
something "as the matter>
,ees( all 4 did "as sit do"n
and you7re on my bac= li=e 4
did something "rong@?
S243C28;
Boy@ Touchy touchy@
HRA'2R
FRuns in doorG .erry@ .erry@
6ou gotta lend me a baster@
S243C28;
What are you tal=ing about>
HRA'2R
A baster :: li=e a tur=ey
baster or something1 FSees
,eorge1G ,ood going
,eorge1
,2$R,2
4t "as an accident@
HRA'2R
Benjamin Bradford (%D3) %3E-3-&E 3
Caster( faster@ A life7s at
sta=e@ F,rabs baster and
runs out of the roomG
28A432
FWal=s in "ith soa=ing armsG
FTo ,eorgeG 4 hoe you
realiAe that this blouse is
ruined1 3ice going ,enius1
S243C28;
So does anyone "ant to tell
me "hat 4 missed>
,2$R,2
3o1
28A432
<ey Floo=s at counterG "hat
are these>
S243C28;
.ust more love letters from
the sycho lady1
,2$R,2
That7s that actress "oman is
still trying to go out "ith
you>
28A432
<o" many letters is that
no"( any"ay>
S243C28;
Cour a day and 4 don7t even
=no" her@ ?4 love you?( ?4
need you?111
,2$R,2
Too bad she doesn7t =no"
you1
S243C28;
What( li=e that "ould get rid
of her> 47m not that
Benjamin Bradford (%D3) %3E-3-&E %
reulsive@ Any"ay( "hat
haened at the a#uarium>
,2$R,2
3othing( just let it go@
28A432
,eorge and Hramer "eren7t
hay to just loo= at the fish(
oh no( they had to =ill one1
They murdered an a#uarium
fish@
S243C28;
<o"> <o" do you =ill a fish>
28A432
Cirst they see this .aanese
uffer fish( right> 4t7s the
one that gets real big
Finflates chee=sG "hen it7s
scared( you =no"> So
Hramer says ?<ey( "hy don7t
"e scare it and see ho" big
it gets>? So there are
,eorge and Hramer staring
at the tan= going ?<ey fish(
boo@?
,2$R,2
$h yeah( it "as e!actly li=e
that1 Right1
28A432
Any"ay( so ,eorge goes( ?4t
must be used to eole
going ?boo? at it1?
S243C28;
,ees1
,2$R,2
4 just "anted to see the fish
blo" u( o=ay> ,ive me a
brea=@ 4 just stuc= my hand
Benjamin Bradford (%D3) %3E-3-&E -
in to see if 4 could get it to(
you =no"( inflate1
S243C28;
That7s got to be the stuidest
thing 47ve ever heard1
HRA'2R
F2nters roomG Paging ;octor
Hramer( Paging ;octor
Hramer111 you7ll be hay to
=no" that the fish is alive
and recovering in my
intensive care unit1
S243C28;
6ou brought it home "ith
you>
HRA'2R
We had to1
28A432
4 can7t believe you saved it@
HRA'2R
The fat little fryer7s going to
be o=ay1
S243C28;
What intensive care unit>
6ou got it in your sin=>
HRA'2R
3o( not e!actly1
,2$R,2
FTo 2laineG See> 4t7s going
to be o=ay( no roblem1
28A432
So ho" did you get it going>
HRA'2R
4 just stuc= the baster in it7s
mouth and gave it little
Benjamin Bradford (%D3) %3E-3-&E E
mouth to baster
resuscitation1
28A432
;id it go Finflates chee=sG>
,2$R,2
That7s fantastic@ So "here7s
the fish no">
S243C28;
So "hat made you thin= that
you could resuscitate it "ith
a baster>
HRA'2R
Because :: 47m Hramer1
28A432
So you got him in your tub>
HRA'2R
3o no( 4 couldn7t "ait for it
to fill u1
,2$R,2
So "here7d you ut him>
HRA'2R
<e7s in 4)9 FPoints and
indicates 4 S22 6$9G
,2$R,2
4)9111 4)9111 oh you don7t
have him in your toilet>@ $h
,od@
HRA'2R
4t had "ater in it( and 4
needed something fast1
28A432
That7s it@ This is just tooooo
gross1 FStarts to leave( but
doesn7tG
Benjamin Bradford (%D3) %3E-3-&E &
HRA'2R
;octor Hramer to 4)9111
;octor Hramer to 4)9111
F,rabs a magaAine and
enters the "ashroomG
S243C28;
So "hat haened after111
HRA'2R
FReenters roomG $=ay( "ho
didn7t flush>@
,2$R,2
3ot me1 47m a flusher1
HRA'2R
That7s disgusting@ 47m
offended@ .err> FStarts
to"ards the "ashroomG
S243C28;
Are you =idding> 47m a
flusher@ <e7s a flusher@
'aybe 2laine did it@
,2$R,2
3a""111 she7s a "oman111
"omen al"ays flush1
28A432
Are you serious> Some of
the greatest non:flushing in
the "orld has been done by
"omen@
,2$R,2
6eah( yeah111 you7d say
anything to belong1
28A432
$h yeah@ 6ou7re just jealous1
,2$R,2
$f "hat>
Benjamin Bradford (%D3) %3E-3-&E +
28A432
That 4 can flush1
,2$R,2
4 flush@ 47ll have you =no"
that 47ve al"ays been a
flusher@
S243C28;
So someone in this room111 is
not a flusher1 FThey all loo=
at each other susiciously1G
HRA'2R
FStic=ing head out "ashroom
doorG 4 al"ays flush1
28A432
So( are you going to tell him
about the a#uarium or not>
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*$4)2 $*2R F,2$R,2G :: ?2verything "as fine until "e got to the damn uffer fish(
then Hramer had the brilliant idea of scaring it to see if it "ould blo" u1?
,2$R,2
So this thing e!ands to
ma=e itself difficult to eat1
HRA'2R
Sort of li=e )hinese food1
28A432
4t7s suosed to be able to
inflate itself to five times it7s
siAe1
HRA'2R
Cive times> That "ould
ma=e him( "hat( about
seven inches> 6eah( 4 can
beat that1
Benjamin Bradford (%D3) %3E-3-&E 9
28A432
Really> F8oo=s at himG
,2$R,2
4 "ant to see it inflate1
28A432
6ou can7t1 3o" come on1
,2$R,2
FTas on glassG )ome on111
HRA'2R
<ey( maybe if you touch it
it7ll blo" u1
,2$R,2
6eah@
28A432
Are you nuts> The guard "ill
see@
,2$R,2
$h( rela! 2laine( it7ll just ta=e
a second11
28A432
Cine( but 4 "ash my hands of
this "hole affair1
HRA'2R
FSnas fingersG 111that7s "hat
"e7ll tell him( "e7re just
"ashing our hands1
28A432
8et7s not( o=ay>
HRA'2R
.ust ta it li=e this1
FdemonstratesG
,2$R,2
4 can handle it@ FStic=s his
hand into the tan=G
Benjamin Bradford (%D3) %3E-3-&E 1D
HRA'2R
Whoa@ 8oo= at that suc=er
gro"@
28A432
<oly co"@ $=ay( ta=e your
hand out1
,2$R,2
,ees( all you do is "orry1
FTa=es hand out of tan=G
See> 3o harm done1
28A432
Cine1 8et7s just go before
someone sees us1
HRA'2R
FPeering into tan=G <ey
,eorge111
,2$R,2
What> )ome on( let7s get
going1
HRA'2R
4sn7t that your "atch>
,2$R,2
Where>
HRA'2R
Right there( ne!t to the big
castle1
28A432
,eeA( that7s .erry7s "atch@
<is uncle gave him that
"atch1
,2$R,2
FPeers into tan=G <ec=@ <e
just lent it to me yesterday@
4t must have been loose@
28A432
Benjamin Bradford (%D3) %3E-3-&E 11
<ah@ 8et this be a lesson to
you1
HRA'2R
.erry7s going to be retty
disturbed about this( it being
a family "atch and all1
,2$R,2
47m going to get it bac=1
28A432
6ou can7t@ 4t7s right at the
bottom@
,2$R,2
Sure 4 can1 4 can reach it1
HRA'2R
'aybe "e better just forget
it1
,2$R,2
$h yeah( and let .erry =ill
me@
28A432
3o1 3o no no1
,2$R,2
What do you "ant me to do>
8eave it there> 4 can7t leave
it there@
28A432
3o1
HRA'2R
We need a fishing rod1
,2$R,2
.ust =ee an eye out( o=ay>
,2$R,2 stic=s his arm into the tan=( "hile
28A432 loo=s around nervously and
HRA'2R directs1
Benjamin Bradford (%D3) %3E-3-&E 1/
HRA'2R
A little over( no left111 do"n(
do"n( yeah( right there@
Bingo@ Bullseye@
,2$R,2
,ot it@ Than= god@ F<is
arm7s fully in the tan=G
28A432
8oo=( 47m leaving1
As 2laine starts to leave she turns and stares into
the chest of the security guard( "ho is "atching
Hramer and ,eorge argue1 Hramer is staring into
the tan= and all "e can see of ,eorge is his butt on
the edge of the huge tan=1
HRA'2R
FTo ,eorgeG Watch out for
the fish1 <e7s a ric=ly little
suc=er1 $ooh( you hit him@
,2$R,2
$""@ The damn fish bit me@
HRA'2R
,et your arm out@
,2$R,2
4 can7t@ 'y s"eater7s caught
on the damn castle@
HRA'2R
Well( get it off@
,9AR;
Perhas ya oughta be
removing your hand from te
tan=1
HRA'2R
FWho still hasn7t noticed the
guardG <e can7t you idiot@
)an7t you see it7s caught on
Benjamin Bradford (%D3) %3E-3-&E 13
the cast111 Fturns and sees
the guardG oh111 hello1
,2$R,2 tears his arm out of the "ater1 ,2$R,2
and HRA'2R stand nonchalantly as ,2$R,2
holds his soa=ing arm behind his bac=1 The
guard is a large( "ell built( red haired 4rish
man( "ith a heavy accent1
,9AR;
;o ya min e!lainin "hat7re
ya doin7>
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,2$R,2
So the security guard111
FmumblesG as=ed us to leave1
28A432
Well( the guard actually
handcuffed ,eorge1
,2$R,2
<e did not treat me "ith
dignity@
S243C28;
So you left "ith the fish>
28A432
Well( ,eorge and the guard
"ere "restling( and the little
uy "as just floating@
HRA'2R
3o" "e can7t go bac= to the
a#uarium because of him1
S243C28;
So you tossed him in your
bag>
Benjamin Bradford (%D3) %3E-3-&E 1%
28A432
<e seemed so athetic@
,2$R,2
'y jac=et "as soa=ing
any"ay( so she tossed that
on him1
HRA'2R
Any"ay( the guard calls this
little .aanese guy over1
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The ,9AR; is "atching the short .APA32S2
)9RAT$R scream incoherently at ,2$R,21
Hramer starts tal=ing bac= in .aanese(
the short .aanese fello" goes
?$ooooh111?( bo"s and "al=s a"ay1
S243C28;
Why didn7t you just e!lain
the situation to the guard>
Tell him "hat haened@>
,2$R,2
And get rosecuted for
molesting a fish> 3o
than=you1
HRA'2R
<ey( "hat7s this Fholds u
lettersG more love letters
from that actress111 to you>
S243C28;
6eah1
HRA'2R
FThro"s them do"nG Whoa(
she7s "eird1
S243C28;
What> That7s not so "eird(
she has a thing for me@
Benjamin Bradford (%D3) %3E-3-&E 1-
HRA'2R
3o .err( this "oman Fic=s u
letters and "aves themG has
a roblem1 FThro"s them
do"n1G
,2$R,2
$h( yeah( by the "ay( here7s
your "atch bac=1
S243C28;
,ee111 than=s1
HRA'2R
Any"ay( "e "ere going to
bring it bac=111
S243C28;
The fish>
HRA'2R
6eah( but the guard escorted
us right to the door1
,2$R,2
4 thin= he li=es 2laine1
S243C28;
This is li=e some really bad
sitcom1
,2$R,2
3o111 no it isn7t1 They7d never
dream u something this
"eird1
S243C28;
Why not> )omedy "riters(
they =no" "hat they7re
doing@
,2$R,2
Trust me( 4 =no"1 We
couldn7t even dream u
something li=e this1
Benjamin Bradford (%D3) %3E-3-&E 1E
S243C28;
6eah( 4 guess you7re right1

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HRA'2R( ,2$R,2 and 28A432 are tal=ing in S243C28;7S aartment1
S243C28;7S tal=ing on the hone to the actress 28A4321
S243C28;
$=ay( o=ay( 47ll go out to a
movie "ith you1
,2$R,2
Since none of us are allo"ed
in the a#uarium anymore(
"e7ve got to figure out some
"ay to return the little
flier1
FThey all loo= at .erryG
28A432
Who7s he tal=ing to>
,2$R,2
$h( that actress "ho layed
you in the sho"1 She7s got
some sort of crush on him 4
guess1
S243C28;
3o 4 don7t love you( 4 only
said that 47d go to a movie
"ith you1
HRA'2R
FTo .erryG We7re going to
need you to thro" the fish
bac=1
S243C28;
What> 3o@ 3o not you( loo=(
one movie( but you have to
sto calling me11
Benjamin Bradford (%D3) %3E-3-&E 1&
HRA'2R
FTo .erryG 6ou have to give
the fish bac= before they
figure out that it7s missing1
S243C28;
F"hiseredG 47m not going to
do it1 F4nto honeG 3o( 47m
not brea=ing u "ith you1
,eeA( "hat am 4 saying> 47m
not even going out "ith you@
8oo=( 47ve got to run111
28A432
4sn7t this fun> .erry7s first
stal=er@
,2$R,2
6ou have to give it bac= .err(
before it dies@ We don7t
=no" "hat to feed it or
anything@
HRA'2R
6eah( "hat do you feed a
uffer fish( any"ay>
28A432
'aybe uffed rice( li=e rice
=risies or something1
,2$R,2
$h yeah( li=e rice =risies are
found in the ocean@ 4 thin=
47ll go sear fish a bo"l1
28A432
FTo .erryG Are you going to
do it or not>
S243C28;
Fcovers honeG 3o(
absolutely not1 Finto honeG
$h darn( 4 "as just chec=ing
my schedule111 Fflis through
some aersG
Benjamin Bradford (%D3) %3E-3-&E 1+
,2$R,2
6ou "ant me to get rid of
her>
S243C28;
F3ods and "hisersG 47d ay
you1 F8oudly into honeG
We7ve got this uhh111 fishing
lanned tonight and 4 hate to
disaoint everyone1
,2$R,2
4f 4 get rid of her( you7d bring
the fish bac=>
S243C28;
F3ods and "hisersG 6ou got
it1 F8oudly into honeG 3ight
fishing is very oular@
28A432
That guard "as retty cute1
S243C28;
F4nto honeG 8ots of eole
fish at night1 6ou beat the
morning anglers by at least
seven or eight hours and you
get all the big ones@ $=ay(
o=ay bye1 F<angs uG

S243C28;
<o" do you thin= you can
get rid of her>
,2$R,2
Would you really bring it
bac=>
S243C28;
$=ay( o=ay( but you have to
guarantee that she7ll never
hone again1
Benjamin Bradford (%D3) %3E-3-&E 19
,2$R,2
3o roblem1 47ll ta=e care of
her1
S243C28;
4 don7t see ho"( unless you
have her =illed1
,2$R,2
3o( actually( 4 "as going to
have you =illed1 47m just
going to go over there and
tell her that you had a
terrible accident or
something1
S243C28;
$h that7s good1 <o"7d it
haen>
,2$R,2
4 don7t =no"111 hmmm111
Fsnas fingersG hit by a bus1
HRA'2R7S friend 32W'A3 rushes in1
32W'A3
Hramer@ Than= god 4 found
you1
S243C28;
FTo ,eorgeG That7s terrible@
6ou7re on1
32W'A3
,eorge( 2laine@ We7ve gotta
get him to a hosital@
,2$R,2
Why>
S243C28;
What7s the matter>
32W'A3
Well111 4 can7t say1
Benjamin Bradford (%D3) %3E-3-&E /D
HRA'2R
2h> What do you mean you
can7t say>
32W'A3
All 4 can say is that he7s got a
tae"orm or something1
HRA'2R
2!cuse me( 4 do not1
S243C28;
Well( he is a"fully thin1
32W'A3
All 4 =no" is that he7s got the
biggest intenstinal disorder
that 47ve ever seen1
28A432
<o" many intenstinal
disorders have you seen>
,2$R,2
;on7t as=1 We might not li=e
the ans"er1
32W'A3
$=ay( fine( 47ll tell everybody@
8oo=( 4 go to ta=e a dum
and 4 see that Hramer left
this blue and "hite thing in
the can1 4t7s disgusting@
,2$R,2
$h( 4 understand1
32W'A3
Than= goodness 4 loo=ed in
there "hile there7s still time@
6ou7re luc=y that you never
flush@?
HRA'2R
Benjamin Bradford (%D3) %3E-3-&E /1
4 do too flush@ And 4 didn7t
deliver that baby@ $h no ::
it7s a fish@
S243C28;
6ou never flush> 6ou7re not
a flusher>
,2$R,2
Wait a minute( 3e"man( you
didn7t flush it did you>?
32W'A3
$f course 4 did( "hat sort of
savage do you thin= 4 am>
28A432
$h my god@ <e flushed the
uffer@
All of them run out of the room to retrieve the fish1
32W'A3
F6ells after themG 111and 4
"ash my hands every time@
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HRA'2R
47m not moing this u1 $h
no1
32W'A3
Why should 4 mo it u> 4t7s
not my fish1 All 4 =no" is that
it "as a little iece of
something( and every time 4
flushed it =et gro"ing1
Findicates the siAeG Clush
bbbt( flushhhh bbbbbbt(
flush bbbbbbbbt
S243C28;
Benjamin Bradford (%D3) %3E-3-&E //
Why did you try and flush it
again "hen it didn7t go do"n
the first time> ;idn7t this
indicate anything to you>@
32W'A3
Cirst 4 thought it "as the
chili111
HRA'2R
Why didn7t you just try and
flush a beach ball>
28A432
Than= god it7s o=ay1 We
have to get it bac= before
you guys =ill it1
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.2RR6
4t doesn7t ma=e any sense
that eole see that the
toilet is clogged and filled
"ith "ater they flush it five
more times@ Someho" they
thin= that the toilet is more
li=ely to clear if the floor has
t"o inches of "ater on it@ 4
thin= it7s li=e laying a slot
machine1 ;id you "in> 3o>
Then ull the handle again@
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2JT1 <$9S2 :: ,2$R,2 A3; T<2 A)TR2SS W<$ P8A62; 28A432 :: 34,<T1
A)TR2SS
111 he dro"ned>
,2$R,2
Benjamin Bradford (%D3) %3E-3-&E /3
47m afraid so1 <e as=ed me
to give you these1 F<ands
her lettersG
A)TR2SS
111 but 4 "as just tal=ing to
him after dinner@
,2$R,2
6eah( "ell( he "ent
s"imming and that "as it1 4
told him to "ait at least an
hour before s"imming but he
never listens1
A)TR2SS
That7s horrible@
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S243C28;
FTo HramerG So you don7t
flush( eh>
HRA'2R
4 do too flush@ 2very time@
,2$R,2
That7s not "hat 3e"man
said1 <e said you don7t flush1
S243C28;
So you7re the one "ho does
that at every ublic
"ashroom1
HRA'2R
4 flush every time A3; 4 "ash
my hands1 4 don7t miss(
either1 FPointsG Po"@ Right
in the bo"l1
Benjamin Bradford (%D3) %3E-3-&E /%
,2$R,2
$h sure1 8uc=y for me 47ve
never had that roblem1
28A432
6ou mean you7ve never
missed>
,2$R,2
3oe( never1
S243C28;
6ou shouldn7t even be
involved in this conversation@
28A432
Why> Women miss too( you
=no"1
,2$R,2
6eah( right@ ,et real@
28A432
They do@
S243C28;
And ho"( ray tell( do they
do this>
28A432
4 don7t =no"@ 4 guess they
don7t "ant to touch the ot(
so they try to hit it from
above1 4t7s retty gross1
HRA'2R
$h you just "ant to feel
included@
28A432
4t7s a fact1 And at least 47m a
flusher@ F2!itsG
Benjamin Bradford (%D3) %3E-3-&E /-
S)232 J5 93;2R)$*2R AT T<2 AI9AR49'
43T1 AI9AR49' :: 28A432 A3; S243C28; :: 32JT ;A6
28A432 is "earing dar= glasses and a little hat1 S243C28; is loo=ing
nervously around "hile he holds a lastic bag1
S243C28;
We go in( "e do "hat "e
have to and "e leave1 3o
one gets hurt1
28A432
Right( just lo him in and
"al= a"ay1 Plo lo fish
fish1111
S243C28;
*ery funny1 Where7s the
tan=>
28A432
$ver there( "here that
"oman in blac= is standing1
S243C28;
$h god@ That7s "hat7s her
name( the actress that
layed you on the sho"@?
28A432
8ittle miss stal=er> Really>
$h "o"@
S243C28;
She thin=s 47m dead@ ,eorge
told her that 4 dro"ned@
28A432
Why don7t you just tell her
that you7re not interested1
S243C28;
;on7t you thin= 47ve tried
that> 4 even told her 4 had a
terribly contagious venereal
disease1
Benjamin Bradford (%D3) %3E-3-&E /E
28A432
That didn7t get rid of her>
S243C28;
3o( she felt sorry for me@
S)232 J45 T<2 ,948T6 PART6
43T1 APART'23T :: ;A6
A bo"l of graes sits on the counter1
The emty aartment is #uiet1 The
bathroom door then oens and 32W'A3
enters the scene( "hile still tuc=ing in his
ants "ith one hand and holding a
magaAine in the other1 <e ic=s through
the graes( finds one and eats it1 3o
flushing is heard1
S)232 J445 ,2TT43, R4; $C T<2 2*4;23)2
43T1 AI9AR49' :: 28A432( A3; S243C28; :: ;A6
28A432
Well forget it( just dro him
in any tan= and "e7ll get out
of here1 4t doesn7t have to
be the e!act same tan=( does
it>
S243C28;
6eah( good oint1
<e dums the fish into a tan= just before a ,9AR; "al=s u1
,9AR;
What in te 7ell are you doin>
S243C28;
3othing( just111 admiring the
lovely fish1
,9AR;
.esis@ What7s thet uffer doin
en the iranha tan=> What
sart of savages are ya>
FBubbles form in the tan=G
Benjamin Bradford (%D3) %3E-3-&E /&
28A432
What>
S243C28;
Floo=ing into tan=G $h man(
it didn7t last thirty seconds1
,9AR;
$=ey( u agenst the ten=1
.APA32S2 )9RAT$R
FArrives and sees the
damageG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA42222@
The guard resses S243C28;7s face
against the tan= and starts to ut
handcuffs on him1 <is face is ressed
against the glass( and from the other
side of the tan= the actress is follo"ing a
fish "ith her eyes1 PA3 across tan=
follo"ing fish to .2RR67S face( "hich
aears to be under "ater1 The A)TR2SS
sees .2RR67S face and gets a horrified loo=
on her face1
A)TR2SS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA42222@@
The sho" has front and side
hotos of S243C28; "ith a number
underneath his head1 We then see front
and side hotos of the uffer fish "ith
?'4SS43,? underneath it7s head1
S)232 J4445 C43A82
43T1 )89B :: .2RR6 A3; A9;423)2 :: 34,<T
.2RR6
Why don7t "e mar=
territory around the
office> Sure it7s
disgusting( but it sure
"ould =ee eole
Benjamin Bradford (%D3) %3E-3-&E /+
from stealing our
encils1 6ou "ant
Bob7s office> 4t7s the
second odor on the
right1
S)232 J4*5 P$STS)R4PT
43T1 APART'23T :: ;A6
HRA'2R is sitting on the couch "atching
tv1 <e then gets u( "al=s over to the
bathroom and turns on the light1
HRA'2R
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA42222@@
T<2 23;1
Benjamin Bradford (%D3) %3E-3-&E /9

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