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The document contains a series of disparaging and offensive remarks about various individuals and groups. It mocks and insults the intelligence of the recipient and others. The tone is unnecessarily antagonistic and promotes harmful stereotypes.
The document contains a series of disparaging and offensive remarks about various individuals and groups. It mocks and insults the intelligence of the recipient and others. The tone is unnecessarily antagonistic and promotes harmful stereotypes.
The document contains a series of disparaging and offensive remarks about various individuals and groups. It mocks and insults the intelligence of the recipient and others. The tone is unnecessarily antagonistic and promotes harmful stereotypes.
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There are exactly two categories of people who might read any article you post. The first group comprises those who know you're a liar, a plagiarist, a fraud and an idiot. The second includes only those who have never heard of you.. Your lies and incoherent nonsense ust give the first group an opportunity to laugh at you, and any of the second group who see that crap will immediately migrate to the first. If you want to maintain as good an image as possible, your best bet! "hut the fuck up. #ood morning$ I hunt the archives of %senet with great endeavour to find people who I can award scholarships. &ongratulations, you have 'ualified for one entire week at (ss&lown %. Yes, being your normal assclown is not enough$ You have all the 'ualities to become a real, full)fledged (ss&lown$ If I can have your *aster&ard, assclown, we can get started immediately$$$ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yikes! I just had a horrible thought. What if Alexa and Holeflapper should get together and procreate? I would think the result would be quite horrid all ass and no forehead three balls and a blue cra!at. "."#$ $%% &'('& )."# ."#$$%% *. +te!ie ,oore --))."# .."# &'('& --)) "." &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& ,erson -. /I'm serious, you smoke too much of that shit. That shit robs you of your ambition./ ,erson 0. /1ot if your ambition is to get high and watch T.2./ I have posted a sign on the porch door stating / This is a clothing optional household. 3o not knock if this offends you/ 1o one has ever knocked or rang the door bell at our home. The wife says that takes the fun out of it. http.44www.starterupsteve.com4swf4stfu.html she gets hit http://tinyurl.com/dsfmx You see yourself this way, http.44www.ma5epath.com4uncleal4effete6.pg The entire remainder of the planet sees you this way, http.44www.5aramond.com4pics47.pg 8Idiot 9one: )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) &heck this out, some sex guru when somebody asked him what attitude should we have about sex replied the following. /1o attitude is needed. ;nly then are you natural. <hat attitude have you about your eyes! (re they evil or are they divine! (re you for your eyes or against them! There is no attitude$ That is why your eyes are normal. Take some attitude )think that eyes are evil. Then seeing will become difficult. Then seeing will take the same problematic shape that sex has taken. Then you will want to see, you will desire and you will hanker to see. =ut when you see you will feel guilty. <henever you see you will feel guilty that you have done something wrong, that you have sinned. You would like to kill your very instrument of seeing> you would like to destroy your eyes. (nd the more you want to destroy them, the more you will become eye)centered. Then you will start a very absurd activity. you will want to see more and more, and simultaneously you will feel more and more guilty. The same has happened with the sex center./ /<ho told you that sex is dirty! (ll life exists through sex, all life grows out of it. 1othing is wrong in pure simple sex. It is natural. There is no need to hide it behind the beautiful word love. There is no need to create a cloud of romance around it. %p to now societies have been so much against sex ) religions and churches against it ) that they have created a very very unconscious hatred. You may not be aware of it consciously, you may not see it anywhere in your mind so that you can detect it. It has gone to the very roots of the body, to the gut level, because it has been centuries that people have been taught to be against sex. That hatred has to be dropped, that hate and condemnation has to be dropped, and that can only be dropped if you start learning a reverence for sex./ );hso +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ You appear to have the ?"@#("" disease> is not a virus. It is a ?ighly "ophisticated, @ifth #eneration (rtificial "tupidity "ystem A(""B. http.44www.geocities.com4townsvilleCtaliban4endoscope.html ostrich in sand 3o you drool! ,eople who drool -B ask the same 'uestions over and over and 0B ask the same fukken moronic, self answering 'uestions over and over. > Here's something odd... the day after I read this I was proofreading > the next issue of my wife's magazine BOOKHAPPY p!ug" and one of the > arti#!es re$iews a num%er of %oo&s a%out '(he )i#&edest *ity.' One of > whi#h is 'Phenix *ity A!a%ama+ the )i#&edest *ity in Ameri#a+' at > !east up unti! the mid ,-./s when a gu%ernatoria! #andidate was gunned > down on the main drag+ martia! !aw was de#!ared+ the entire po!i#e > for#e was arrested and a!! the whorehouses and gam%!ing 0oints were > shut down. *OI1*I231*3444 It's the water+ I te!! you. (hat+ and the un%eara%!e psy#hi# pressure that #omes from a#tua!!y !i$ing in A!a%ama. Huey #an %it#h a%out Ar&ansas a!! he wants+ %ut at !east he's not ha$ing to dea! with peop!e who thin& 5ynyrd 6&ynyrd wrote the 1ationa! Anthem. A p!a#e where the po!i#e dro$e the 7a8a out %e#ause they were *O7P3(I(IO199now (HA( is a sni:y p!a#e. http.44www.starterupsteve.com4funny.html A full 100 mg. will give you a Ginsu carving knife that, if put to ultimate use, will render her suitable for burial in a Y-shaped coffin. or most of us, !0 mg. is plenty, ensuring that you can return to a deflated state between orgasms, if so desired..."ut you may have to picture your grandmother naked, to do so. I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. (ll you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are ust assholes. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. (fter that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others ) they are more fucked up than you think. I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place. I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do. I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends, because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves. I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper. I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones ust never go away. I've learned to say /@uck 'em if they can't take a oke/ in 6 languages. ,ass this along to friends...trust me, they'll appreciate it. <ho knows, maybe something good will happen. If not... tough shit. /I'll have those god)damned niggers voting 3emocratic for the next 0DD years./ ) Eyndon =. Fohnson, proud left)wing liberal racist democrat thinking the phone repairman planted a keylogger is kinda paranoid. Gveryone knows it's the pi55a guy you have to look out for. "ome of those pepperoni are really devices that once swallowed, mutate part of your intestinal tract into a sophisticated sonar array with =luetooth technology that can image anything within twenty feet of your anus. ;h god, please don't copy *icrosoft products. If I get some fucking talking paperclip telling me how to write anonymous email I will have to smash up my computer with an axe. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. "ometimes I wake up grumpy> other times I let her sleep I need someone really bad... are you really bad! <hen there's a will, I want to be in it$ Garth is the insane asylum for the universe. <e are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. ( dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste. (lways remember you're uni'ue, ust like everyone else. #od must love stupid people, he made so many. "mile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. I took an IH test and the results were negative. &onsciousness. that annoying time between naps. =e nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. If you smoke after sex, your doing it too fast. If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. "ome people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 3on't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive. 3iplomacy is the art of saying '1ice doggie$'... till you can find a rock. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat! @riends help you move. Ieal friends help you move bodies. If you can't have your cake, (13 eat it... Then next time make more cakes ?ousework done properly can kill you =lessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused. ( balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. ( messy kitchen is a happy kitchen. This kitchen is delirious. @eel free to let your mind go blank..... Fust remember to turn off the sound. It's being mad that keeps me sane I ust got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory I keep trying to loose weight but it keeps finding me The difference between a fake dollar and an anorexic prostitute! ( fake dollar is a phony buck. "upport bacteria ) they're the only culture some people have (theism is a non)prophet organi5ation I asked my girlfriend if she'd love me when i was old and useless... "he said /;f course i do/ ( day without sunshine is like, night. 1ot only am I redundant J superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary "ex is like a snowstorm.... You don't know how long it will last, or how many inches you'll get =lood is thicker than water. =ut the goldfish don't seem to like it as much. I may be fat, but you are ugly, and i can go on a diet. *onday is an awful way to spend -4Kth of your life. "ticks and stones may break my bones =ut a LDDM hammer would IG(EEY hurt Time may be a great healer but it's a lousy beautician. ?ow many of you believe in telekinesis! Iaise my hand. Eove may be blind but marriage is a real eye)opener. East night I played a blank tape full blast. The mime next door went nuts. =rain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. The shortest sentence is /I (m/ The longest sentence is /I 3o/ #od created lesbians so that feminists wouldn't breed. There are only three kinds of people> people who can count and people who can't <hen all is said and done, much more is said than done I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous$ "ticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me$ I have a twin brother> he's identical, but I'm not. The shortest distance between two points is how far apart they are. "ome people say that I'm superficial, but that's ust on the surface. &hange is inevitable except from vending machines. =orrow money from a pessimist ) they don't expect it back. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. I let my mind wander...... =ut it didn't come back I don't suffer from insanity... ..I enoy every waking moment of it *y train of thought ust got derailed Incest is relatively boring ) 1ecrophilia is dead boring Ieality is for people who can't handle drugs. I said /no/ to drugs but they ust wouldn't listen. ( bartender is ust a pharmacist with a limited inventory. I'm unemployed due to an eyesight problem. I can't see myself doing any work. If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap. There's 1othing Huite Eike ( *c3onalds... ...Gxcept maybe the contents of my toilet "ome days i sit and think... ;ther days i ust sit. I might have a small penis, but i got 0D stone to push it in with. The more people i meet, the more i like my cat. Fesus loves you... It's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole. I'm not preudiced, i hate everyone$ I like kids.......... =ut I don't think I could eat a whole one $$$ ;ften, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number. @ree advice is worth what you paid for it I owe a lot to my parents especially my mother and father. (pathy rules, but who cares! I used to be indecisive, =ut now i'm not so sure. Ieality is a big, nasty, vicious dragon, but I don't believe in dragons. I'm not as paranoid as everyone is trying to make me out to be. The Teabagging AnB The all time classic maneuver of tapping your cock on a chick's forehead while she is sucking on your balls, and uttering the timeless phrase) /<ho's Your daddy!/ The ?oudini AnB #oing at it doggy)style until you are ust about to cum, then pull out and spit on her back so she thinks that you have. <hen she turns around a blast is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked and ama5ed, wondering how you managed it. The (ngry 3ragon AnB Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. <hen she gets up, she'll look like an angry dragon. &um #u55ling "perm =urping =itch AnB The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of a girl's throat and then proceeding to give her a large cold bottle of your favorite carbonated drink, making her gu55le it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the &um #u55ling, "perm =urping effect. ( great way to impress your friends. 3irty "anche5 AnB ( time honored event in which while laying the bone doggy)style, you insert your finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip, leaving a thin shit mustache. This makes her look like someone whose name is 3irty "anche5. The 3onkey ,unch AnB =anging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick your dick in her ass and then punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the female's ass, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you eaculate. The @laming (ma5on AnB This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. <hen you're screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, pull out and 'uickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your i55$ The @lying &amel AnB ( personal favorite. (s she is lying on her back and you are hammering her on your knees, you very carefully move forward and prop yourself Awithout using your armsB on your dick while it is still inserted in her vertical seafood taco. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl, much like a flying camel. "trictly a classy move. The "crewnicorn AnB <hen a dyke puts her strap)on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a cra5ed unicorn. The 9ombie *ask AnB <hile getting head from your favorite, non suspecting, trash)barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those /pretty little eyes/ when you blow your load. Then, ust when you're ready to spew a good weeks worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the 5ombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead. &hina's goal ) Iule The <orld ) %" #oal ) Eive as free men in peace ) *uslims #oal ) Mill all non)believers ) =ill &linton's #oal ) #et as much pussy as there is before someone blows up the planet ) #eorge =ush's #oal ) '@uck &hina, Mill the *uslims, replay video of &linton getting laid on big screen T2. 1. #eople who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... $ know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours% &o $ point at my crotch when $ ask where the toilet is% '. #eople who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. (. )hen people say *+h you ,ust want to have your cake and eat it too*. &amn right- )hat good is cake if you can.t eat it% /. )hen people say *it.s always the last place you look*. +f course it is. )hy the hell would you keep looking after you.ve found it% &o people do this% )ho and where are they% Gonna 0ick their asses- !. )hen people say while watching a film *did you see that%*. 1o 2oser, $ paid 31' to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 4. #eople who ask *5an $ ask you a 6uestion%*.... &idn.t really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine% 7. )hen something is .new and improved-.. )hich is it% $f it.s new, then there has never been anything before it. $f it.s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn.t be new. 8. )hen people say *life is short*. )hat the hell%% 2ife is the longest damn thing anyone ever does-- )hat can you do that.s longer% 9. )hen you are waiting for the bus and someone asks *:as the bus come yet%*. $f the bus came would $ be standing here, dumbass% (. *aybe because some people are too annoyed by top)posting. H. <hy do I not get an answer to my 'uestionAsB! (. =ecause it messes up the order in which people normally read text. H. <hy is top)posting such a bad thing! Gasy$ ) There are already loads of ideas around that are supposed make the world a far, far better place. T?G @%T%IG &hange "esame "treet a bit, so we get the kids into the right frame of mind. Teach the kids how to build box)girder bridges, then go on to bigger things, like settling (rab and Israeli differences. ",G&I@I& ,I;=EG*" To rid the world of (I3", or stupidity, ust give it a %" 1aval part number, and then put it in 1avy stores. 1o)one will ever be able to get at it again AGver tried to get something out of stores! Gven with the right re'uisition form! In triplicate! &ounter)signed by the ,resident himself! .)B 3I"G("G In the words of the *onty ,ython team, to rid the world of all diseases. /Invent a marvelous new cure for something, then when the medical world really begins to listen, you can olly well tell them exactly what they can do, and make sure they get it right, so there will never be any more diseases again/. &;*,%TGI 2II%"G" Invent a new anti)virus type of program that traces a virus back to the author4creator, and then fixes him up with a date with a real live girl. EGTTGI =;*=" 3o not open. <rite on the front of them /IeturnTo "ender/ and pop them back in the mailbox. II" G*,E;YGG" "ee /&omputer 2iruses/ above, but use regular mail. TGII;II"* &reate a new /kamika5i)terrorist and suicide)bomber training facility/, and then offer free education to all Awith mos'ue accessB. <hat trick, what device, what starting)hole on Tue, -6 (ug 0DDL DN.0O.L- )DPDD, canst thou now find out, to hide 2agina &anal 8EadyFane(sher@wd=elowQ2aginas.net: from this open and apparent shame!. Yeah, it started really going down hill with Ieagan ;riginal "in ,resident Ionald Ieagan stepped through the tall @rench doors of the <hite ?ouse ;val ;ffice into the bright sunlight of a lovely fall morning. <hispers and nudges rippled through the crowd, and a hush fell over the Iose #arden. ( s'uad of "ecret "ervice agents melted into the audience as Ieagan, smiling broadly, strode across the lawn to the podium. The president stood at ease for a moment and looked out over the assembled guests, beaming with pride and satisfaction. ?e had promised the (merican people that he would get government off their backs, that he would deregulate the private sector. Ieagan had promised to remove government constraints on the accumulation of private wealth. ;n ;ctober -L, -NO0, less than two years into his presidency, he had invited 0DD people to witness the signing of one of his administration's maor pieces of deregulation legislation. Ieagan told the audience of savings and loan executives, bankers, members of &ongress, and ournalists that they were there to take a maor step toward the deregulation of (merica's financial institutions. ?e was about to sign the #arn)"t #ermain (ct of -NO0, which he said would cut savings and loans loose from the tight girdle of old)fashioned, restrictive federal regulations. @or LD years (merican families had relied on savings and loans to finance their homes, but outmoded regulations left over from the era of the #reat 3epression, Ieagan believed, were preventing thrifts from competing in the complex, sophisticated financial marketplace of the -NODs. The #arn)"t. #ermain bill would fix all that, he promised. (t the conclusion of his remarks, and following enthusiastic applause, Ieagan took his seat at a table surrounded by the bill's proud political parents. ?e flashed a broad smile for the cameras and launched into the signing process. <ith each sweep of a souvenir pen, thrift regulations crumbled. It was an exhilarating moment for Ionald Ieagan. The bill was /the most important legislation for financial institutions in LD years,/ he said. It would mean more housing, more obs, and growth for the economy. /(ll in all,/ he beamed, /I think we've hit the ackpot./ The " J E =ailout. R70 billion every year for 7D years http;<<www.si!$erra$en.#om<fy.htm You have been sent here because you are an asshole and someone wanted to say @%&M Y;% to you in a big way. ?i, my name is Fennifer 1ash. ,leased to me you. I'm a "corpio. I like long walks on the beach, horseback riding, and guys who have a ob. *y measurements are 7O)0P)76. 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(nd The "heep (re "cared .........................4UV4B ......................,4V..44 .....................4....4 4 .............4UV4'...'4UVVWXY ..........4'4...4....4.......4ZV[ ........A'A...UA..U......,\4'...'B .........[.................[4....4 ..........''...[.......... C.XU ............[..............A ..............[.............[ Fust umping aboard here with a pet peeve ) nothing to do with the topic itself. You &(1 prove a negative proposition. (s one classic 0DDD] year old case, consider that it is child's play to prove /there is no rational number e'ual to the s'uare root of 0./ =ut this theory assumes there are no thoroughly negative propositions. That for every /not/, there is an /is/. In the above example for instance, you're not actually proving that an answer doesn't exist, you're offering proof that something doesn't exist in the form of a contrary positive. Your theory fails when faced with propositions concerning things that can't be so easily measured, like /there is no #od/. >B ( contrary positive! 3o you often resort to such intellectual contortions! In the un'ualified way you stated it, what you said is patent nonsense, as my citing a contrary example clearly demonstrated. <hat you should have said, but did not, is that it is impossible Aor at least hardB to prove ";*G ) but not all ) negative propositions. Eacks punch, doesn't it! <hy! =ecause that ^accurate^ statement blunts your whole point and reduces it to the banal. To say that there is no number having certain properties Athere is no rational number e'ual to the s'uare root of 0B is a proposition entirely parallel to saying there is no entity having the property of, say, omnipotence Athere is no #odB. "tructurally they are identical> each is a negative proposition, a statement that a certain entity does not exist. It only comes down to whether there is or is not a proof for each. (nd the first ?(" been proved$ You misunderstand the nature of propositions. The difference is between analytic and synthetic propositions Ato use one set of philosophical termsB and between apodictic and empirical proof Ato use a slightly different set of philosophical termsB. 1ot that you raised such points, mind you. @or analytic4apodictic matters it is not ust possible but commonplace to absolutely prove negative propositions, propositions that certain entities cannot exist. *athematics provides the clearest examples Awhich is why I used itB ) there is a whole field, for instance, regarding /existence proofs/ with fre'uent instances of proving that something does not and can not exist Ae.g., there is no positive number e'ual to the s'uare root of )-B ;nce one passes over to empirical matters then there is no such thing as absolute proof of (1Y proposition, whether positive or negative. I cannot even prove beyond any doubt Abeyond any reasonable doubt, sure ) but not beyond ^any^ doubtB that, for example, the sun exists. Gmpirical proofs of some negative propositions may be, however, /proved/ to the same degree of certainty Athat is, high but not perfect certaintyB as positive empirical propositions as in, for instance, /there is no unicorn sitting on my head./ Iegards, 1emo outis *oreover /scientific/ proof is only a subset of empirical proof, which itself is a subset of proof in the general case. (nd, needless to say, Abut I will say it nonethelessB the nature of proof is different in empirical matters. ,art of the proof in such matters is evidentiary. (nd evidence can support ust as strongly that an entity does not exist as that it does. =ut empirical evidence, no matter how great its cumulative weight, can never be absolutely conclusive. There can always remain the shadow of a shadow of a shadow of a doubt. =ut that is saying no more than that the empirical is not the apodictic. (nd that 'uibble is ust as applicable for empirical statements that certain entities do exist as that they do not$ 1o empirical statement ) of any kind whatsoever$ ) can be absolutely true> that's what empirical means$ To obect that an empirical proof is not an apodictic one is a nonsense. ?owever, that profound misunderstanding is precisely the basis for the idiotic statement /you can't prove an entity doesn't exist/ that folks trot out from time to time. In short, for analytic propositions I &(1 absolutely prove certain entities do not exist. (nd to ask for apodictic proofs for (1Y empirical proposition is an absurdity that merely broadcasts the ignorance of the asker. Thank you for your in'uiry. 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"incerely, _"ymantec` ... /0----o1 ... /02222o1 ... /0-----o 33 4567**H7A -noun% A 8ental !enereal disease characteri9ed b: a dickhead oo9ing his;her religious dog8a in endless dribbles on <senet. The real reason the %nited "tates won independence from the %.M. was because the =ritish government was incapable of understanding how anyone essentially white and ,rotestant who spoke Gnglish could disagree with them. 1ot understanding how that was possible, they were unable to deal with that effectively. If (mericans had talked with a funny accent, even if that were Irish or "cots, they would have known how to deal with it) grapeshot, nooses, burning tar shot from cannons... :;h my #od, Earry, now you're in trouble$ I ust saw bus loads of :3ominicans and Fesuits coming from Iome and they're headed your way$ :It's ama5ing how they can drive those things over the ocean and not :even get the tires wet... I'm not worried. They can't run that fast wearing their robes and I'll make them chase me past all the beach bunnies wearing string bikinis. 2ows of chastity or not that'll slow 'em down. Huestion -. <ill you lie! Yes. Huestion 0. You will Eie. Iight! 1ot only will I lie on the report, I'm lying to you right now. Huestion 7. You have no integrity...right! <hat would you like my answer to be! Huestion P. You are a government shill...right! They're paying me R0D not to answer this. Huestion L. <hy should I believe you...You are a liar...right! <ould I lie to you! Huestion 6. ?ow will 1atalie ,ortman be affected by carnivore! I ... mhmhmhmmhhmhhmmhmhmmhm ... uh ... mhmhhhmmmmhhmhm ... 'uestion J answer is over. You know I bet your friends and family hate to see you coming. (nd I know they run in the other direction every time you show saying here comes that damn big mouth ^clown^ 3avid and he going to run his ^righteous big mouth^ about something )) EGT" #;$ I know they do it 3avid you ass wipe. ?ave a crap day$ i phuck your pretty models, i phuck your drunk air hostesses, i phuck your gorgeous beauty 'ueens, well, i phuck your ideal of a beautiful woman, but I'm frankly not too keen on your =ulgarian apricots ;M, let me put it another way. In the movie Furassic ,ark, there's a scene where a researcher sticks her hand in a pile of dinosaur dung, digs around, and pulls out an undigested berry. I'm sure if I listened to more 9ep, I too may discover a berry, but to me, the price is too high. ++ /#od, grant me "GIG1ITY to deal with problems I can't change, &;%I(#G to face the challenges of all other problems and <I"3;* to hide the bodies of those who fuck with me./ ++ ;nce again no fact, combined with a flailing attempt to denigrate your opponent. #ame, set, match. Thanks for playing, better luck next time. Think what you like and trust what you want, but when you blunder through the door with a chip on your shoulder claiming something's impossible, especially when it's already ^happened^ before, expect some of the people sitting in the room to snicker and point out that big piece of toilet paper hanging off your shoe. The only absolute concerning you is your stinkin 'tude of superiority. oh yeah, =low *e +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ This message was posted via one or more anonymous remailing services. The original sender is unknown. (ny address shown in the @rom header is unverified. You need a valid hashcash token to post to groups other than alt.test and alt.anonymous.messages. 2isit www.panta)rhei.dyndns.org for abuse and hashcash info. I, as a professional, have the luxury of telling such folks to go fuck themselves. ?owever, many poor working stiffs have such intrusive bullshit foisted upon them who aren't able to so easily give up their obs. "o it devolves upon folks like us to raise ten times as much shit when we are confronted hoping there will be a spillover effect. ;r, as I prefer to merely protesting, /set up/ the 2, in charge of the whole program AI don't have to tell you how to ensure he will test positive or will be holding, do I!B and then drop a dime on him. Yeah, I'm a really nasty vindictive prick. This post is a natural product. The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects. Gxcellent counterpoint, you really hit all the high spots. Is this sort of dialogue considered incisive debate in your circles or merely witty banter! 3ear %senet %ser. <e regret to inform you that your %senet account could be suspended if you don't update your account information. To update your information, please respond to this message with credit card numbers, names, mailing addresses, "ocial "ecurity numbers, mother's maiden name, account numbers routing information, date and place of birth, education, history of employment, political affiliations, military service record, amount of personal e'uity, holdings of real estate, stocks and bonds, favorite pet, names of spouse, children and parents, prison and police record. Thank you for your cooperation, from all of the %senet Team$ The person writing with the address 8kokkenQmailinator: has only one purpose with his writings. ?e is trying to be as much a pain in the ass as possible. The anonymous person makes meaningless crossposts and follow)ups for no other purpose than to spoil well)functioning groups. It would be appreciated if you would kindly check the box with newsgroups before sending a message. ,lease correct it if it contains irrelevant groups. (n even better solution would be not to answer it at all. you seem to have more chins than a &hinese phone book. It=s one of the oldest questions in ci!ili9ation right up there with >6o :ou ha!e an: rocks of 8ass destruction> >What kinda 8ileage will I get on this ca8el> and >How 8uch for a ri8&job?> Your posts are the electronic eaculations of a eunuch. Over the years, letters to Dear Abby and Ann Landers have convinced us that at least some domestic goddesses prefer performing their duties in the nude. For those inclined to this state of undress, Ann recommends wearing an apron while frying bacon. *alignant 1arcissistic ,ersonality 3isorder http.44www.mentalhelp.net4poc4viewCdoc.php4type4doc4id4P-N (n all)pervasive pattern of grandiosity Ain fantasy or behaviorB, need for admiration or adulation and lack of empathy, usually beginning by early adulthood and present in various contexts. @ive Aor moreB of the following criteria must be met. -.. @eels grandiose and self)importance Ae.g., exaggerates achievements and talents to the point of lying, demands to be recogni5ed as superior without commensurate achievementsB 0.. 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You'd better get it straight that it's not a bunch of boy scouts you're up against. <e're after power and we mean it./ /There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. <ell, when there aren't enough criminals one makes them. ;ne declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws./ /<ho wants a nation of law abiding citi5ens! <hat's there in that for anyone! =ut ust pass the kind of laws that can neither be observed nor enforced or obectively interpreted and you create a nation of law)breakers and then you cash in on guilt. 1ow that's the system, that's the game and once you understand it you'll be much easier to deal with./ (yn Iand, /(tlas "hrugged/ A-NLKB 7. #o breath some fresh air, you seem to be in a rut ( long time ago I was in competition with another local business out the real world. The owner of the other business was ust like you. *ade a lot of false claims, flung shit in my direction all the time, and even snuck around peeking through my windows at night trying to keep track of everything I was doing. <ent as far as engaging in uvenile window soaping vandalism a couple times, until I showed him the video of him and his -P year old son doing it. =ut he still played the game. The poor slob spent so much time worrying about what I was doing in fact, that his own business failed. Eiterally. It was a particularly harsh winter, record snow falls, and a ridiculous thaw4free5e cycle that made the stuff pile up on roofs in thick layers of water trapping ice and heavier than hell snow. I use to have to drive by the other guys shop on may way to mine. (bout the middle of @ebruary something started looking a bit /strange/ about the other guys building. Fust an /instinct/ at first, and every time I tried to slow down to get a better look the guy would flip me off, or even step out of his door with a compound bow a couple time, arrow knocked, like he thought I'd believe he had the guts to let one fly in my direction. The guy was a wretched shot anyway. I on the other hand, can slice off a gnat's balls at 6D yards, blindfolded in a high wind. 8g: <ithin a week of me noticing something strange it was pretty apparent the guy's roof was in serious trouble. The whole structure looked like it bowed a good two foot in the middle, and I can't for the life of me figure out why it wasn't leaking inside. ;ver the next two weeks or so it seemed to get worse every day. Fust a little, but it was still real obvious. (pparently the other /businessman/ was so consumed by his obsession over what I was doing he didn't notice any of it. You could see the fresh car tracks in the snow between his place and mine almost every morning, so he was obviously in a position to notice the problem because he had the exact same vantage point I did. =ut for whatever reason, within three weeks of me first spotting the problem his entire roof caved in completely. 3emolished the building and destroyed every bit of contents in the place as far as I was told. Gverything was totaled, and the business never did reopen. It ust went away. .A That's a true story. Fust something for you to roll around in your head while you're out there trying to figure out what everyone else is doing that might make you look bad. *aybe you should take care of your own house first, huh! That explains your nanny state mentality. You're a mangina. <hat happened to letting T?G* live, oh eunuch of %senet! 1ew Iule. If your ra5or has five blades, it's not a ra5or, it's a weed)whacker. <ith the new #illette @usion ra5or, the first blade lifts the stubble> the second severs the hair follicle> the third slices your skin> the fourth scrapes bone marrow> and the fifth was used by ;.F. "impson to kill his wife, and he wants it back. It has an even longer history of supporting it, whether or not a made for T2 mentality cares to see it. (s much as you wish it were different because it might support your bloviations, there's still a considerable number of teeth in the Pth in spite of the bad things that have happened. Glse how would #oogle get away with non)compliance in =ig =rother's 'uest for search data, and H<est refuse to hand over connection data! The problem isn't the law or government so much as it is the sheeple like you and your myopic, defeatist nonsense. That's because you're a self centered git with absolutely no peripheral vision what so ever. Iunning the risk of shattering your credibility and usurping your ;<1 authority by getting your hand caught in that particular cookie ar would be the text book definition of negligence, dereliction of duty, and a grossly deficient IH. The only person overlooking reality is you. You have to if you want to prop up your foil beanie theories. &reativity invites all kinds of reactions while the typical one is revulsion. The reality that creativity invites revulsion is one that many people do not understand))unless there is some controversial art being discussed))as most people do not care about the start of the creative process, only learning about things at the end, when there is that rare thing called acceptance. *ost creative stuff is ust stuff, and the revulsion never dies. =ut some of it passes through to the mainstream, and gets to be considered, great. (nd people forget about the revulsion. ?atred of the creative process is not a new thing. It is as old as humanity. You're a liar. 1o, that's too harsh ) perhaps you're ust a waffling moron who can't remember from one minute to the next what he wrote. Eet me refresh your addled memory> I'll 'uote verbatim what you wrote. ;f course I snip your nonsense. Fust because you've wandered into a 'uagmire of inanities, irrelevancies, and stupidities doesn't mean I have to follow you in. You're an adolescent prat trying to imitate someone who ust bested him, ignoring any logical argument in favor of your windbag bullshit Aas alwaysB, and running like a complete coward from your own idiocy by engaging in planned ignorance. ( glaring logical fallacy. You're attempting to argue that the fact all problems can not be simultaneously solved supports the assertion that a certain type of problem exists. 1ot so much a logical fallacy even, as it is ust a complete irrelevancy. : *y previous cat Iocket thought that every time I ate something he : should get some canned cat food. *armaduke, the cat I have now, : thinks that he should get canned food and be allowed to get on the : table and eat what he wants off my plate. -. ItWs 'uicker to look in the cupboards. 0. ,erhaps your cat is trying to teach you to eat off the floor, so he can have the table to himself. #rab him firmly, but gently by the testicles, and lower him to the floor, and explain that he eats down there 8g:. If you think you can erk a udge around with patently bullshit answers that are the e'uivalent of saying /,rove it$/ while giving him the finger, think again. Fudges are not stupid. They are cranky, conservative old men, infatuated with their own estimate of their abilities, with a aundiced view of the rest of mankind, and drunk on the power they have exercised over others' lives, true ) but they aren't stupid. (nd courts are not ust about old men in fusty wigs, funny clothes, and oak paneling. =ehind that veneer lies power, naked and raw, with very, very sharp teeth. &ross them and that power will be brought to bear very forcefully indeed. If you find yourself in court you have already lost ) bigtime$ Gven if found innocent it will be a sentence of bankruptcy with perhaps your marriage, your career, and your future in tatters. That's the upside. "o make sure you don't find yourself there. =ut, if you do, I suggest presenting a very submissive and very respectful demeanor. %nless, of course, you'd like to go out in a bla5e of glory, a hero to us all, as you begin your long sentence .)B ++ (s one addicted to reality I would rather wait and see how it actually plays out than rely on opinions, informed or otherwise, which range all over the map. Y;% are an idiot clicking your heels together and wishing something were true. (nd a liar who would rather play kiddy games than face facts. ++ Your posts are indistinguishable from the self centered prattle of do5ens of pimple faced egotists, unable to admit to being wrong, unable to take part in a free exchange of ideas, seeking to substitute /humor/ and okes with an in)crowd of one for /insight/. The only thing any one knows of you, is what you say on the internet. You determine exactly what image you present to the world. Gnoy yourself. Eook, if you think any (merican official is going to tell you the truth, then you're stupid. 3id you hear that! ) stupid./ (rthur "ylvester, (ssistant "ecretary of 3efense for ,ublic (ffairs, -N6L you attack like a rabid *uppet on crack with so many different aliases we'd swear there were a do5en people people doing it if it weren't so ridiculously obvious from your wretched spelling and grammar that it's really ust you. You are a stone hypocrite. You have 5ero credibility. It's clear as a bright summer day why you get the treatment you get almost every time you post. You foist the most ludicrous, self contradictory arguments I've ever seen anyone even attempt in my entire life, then try and defend them. You're absolutely insane. ;bsessed. @eel free to stay in character and scream about what a /troll/ I am some more for pointing out our glaringly obvious dishonesty. =ecause of your antipathy to the use of words in newsgroups I suggest all further posts from you should use pictographs. 1or have I admitted to gamesmanship except to turn your /fucking games/ accusation around and indict your stupidity. *y exact putdown was, /You should be more incensed at your stupidity than my gamesmanship./ It was an insult directing you to look for the cause of your exasperation, not in any alleged gamesmanship on my part, but in your stupidity for not grasping the obvious. that /may/ does not convey certainty. *ay 00, 0DD6 Important Iecall 1otice. Fust announced today. (ttention *en. This is an important recall for all males born between (ugust -, -NKO until 1ovember -, -NON. (ll men born during this time period, your penis is being recalled. It has been discovered that the penis of men born during this time have a serious flaw which causes explosive eaculatory malfunction during intercourse. =ecause of this flaw, many women are suffering from internal damage to the vagina which is causing them to become more fertile than the average female, thus inducing above normal pregnancies and causing rupture of the capillaries surrounding the vaginal wall. This is a serious matter. (ll men born during this time period are re'uired by law to return their penis for inspection and replacement. (ny man who does not return his penis by Fune -L, 0DD6 will be arrested, receive a large fine not to exceed R0L,DDD, and the person will be placed under the care of a prison physician, until the faulty penis is removed and4or replaced. (ll men born during this time period are being asked to refrain from all sexual activity until their penis is inspected and4or replaced. (ll females are being asked to avoid all sexual contact with men born during this time period. <omen are being told to ask for legal identification from all males with whom they seek sexual gratification, and are being told to seek older men until the recall is completed. To return your penis, simply go to any %.". hospital and provide identification proving you are a %" &iti5en, *ale, and you were born during the recall dates. A=irth certificate re'uiredB. There is no charge for this. If you prefer, you can return your penis by %.". *ail. "imply cut off your penis, place it in a sturdy box and package according to the %.". ,ostal "ervice's re'uirements. You will be re'uired to pay postage using this method. If your penis is faulty, a replacement penis will be mailed to you. If your original penis is found to be flawless, it will be returned to you. ,lease allow O to -0 weeks for your approved penis to arrive. 3o not delay. This is a serious matter. %.". Iecall &enter ++ You know, you think you Aand your puppetsB way of ....uh..../writing/....is as a /big, badass on %senet./ 3o you not reali5e It actually comes across more like white trailer trash! "omeone of any intellect at all doesn't need to write things like..... / Gspecially when a leg humping twaddler like you steps in to be the pivot bitch. <elcome aboard sweetie. 3o them teeth come out!/ /Fust stick your fat head between your legs and get a good whiff of your own ass./ /@uck you, everyone who smells as bad as you do, and the fucking horse that rode your ignorant ass through the door *arkie./ 1;=;3Y who talks and writes like that to prove themselves as a /big mean dog on %senet/ has an ounce of respect from anybody. It's a funny thing, go figure, there's ust something about that white trailer trash talk that grates on the nerves of any one with a lick of sense. ;M, I admit, I had to get the last word in. Your trailer talk ust demands a decent white man's back hand. : ,hysics works pretty much the same for everyone. Two and two is four. There, we've now exchanged platitudinous truisms. (re we bonding yet! In a spirit of generosity I will release into the public domain my business proect for the internet. CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC <orn around the neck, our amulets containing a magic potion will let you pick the sex of your next child. "end R0D and your choice of blue AboyB or pink AgirlB. <e stand behind our product -DDT. If when your child is born its sex does not match the amulet you bought your money will be cheerfully refunded. 1ote. @or the potion to be fully effective and the guarantee to apply the amulet must be purchased between N and -L months before the birth of the child. Eet's see. (mulet made from vial containing colored water. -D cents. LD cents to mail it. ;n average only half the customers will get the wrong sex. Gven fewer will send in a birth certificate and claim a refund. Yes, the plan should work nicely$ (nd what fraud! <e stand behind our product with an ironclad money)back guarantee$ .)B ++ I think perhaps now it is you who is putting words into the mouth of someone far brighter, and with a much better track record of veracity around sci.crypt than you have. ;f course I mean =ryan ;lson. (nd from this revealing thread which displays you coming apart at the seams from simple, calm 'uestioning, unable to clearly state your case, ignoring the primary 'uestion of the ;,, and inability to even answer back without maximum blustery hot air and hand waving, all without actually saying anything, it does not bode well for you to ever even approach his good standing. ,ossibly you could care less. (nd I started out, not to offer a criti'ue, but rather an alternative. full ?3 ;@TG. ?owever, since =ryan's snippy rebuke I have been amusing myself by pulling his wings off. Gthanol is an excellent substance to tank up on. Fust don't drive on it. It slows reaction time, impairs udgment, and it's illegal. In excess, it can make you giddy, stupid, mean, sour, depressed, and violent. It might even make you ,resident. If you're not oking then you've gone completely cra5y. "eriously ) if you're oking here then never mind, but if you're serious then you need to know that you've lost all contact with reality. <orking for the past five years as a senior officer for one of the largest cruise lines in the world has certainly opened my eyes about the behaviors and multi)faceted fascinating breed we seem to be as humans. <hat people will buy, what people will complain about, what people will do when on vacation with nobody watching and how much people will eat when its free is simply astounding. ( lady died this past Fanuary, and &itibank billed her for @ebruary and *arch for their annual service charges on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been RD.DD, now is somewhere around R6D.DD. ( family member placed a call to &itibank. ^ @amily *ember. /I am calling to tell you that she died in Fanuary./ ^ =ank. /The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply./ ^ @amily *ember. /*aybe, you should turn it over to collections./ ^ =ank. /"ince it is two months past due, it already has been./ ^ @amily *ember. "o, what will they do when they find out she is dead!/ ^ =ank. /Gither report her account to the frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both$/ ^ @amily *ember. /3o you think #od will be mad at her!/ ^ =ank. /Gxcuse me!/ ^ @amily *ember. /3id you ust get what I was telling you ) the part about her being dead!/ ^ =ank. /"ir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor./ "upervisor gets on the phone. ^ @amily *ember. /I'm calling to tell you, she died in Fanuary./ ^ =ank. /The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply./ ^ @amily *ember. /You mean you want to collect from her estate!/ ^ =ank. A"tammerB /(re you her lawyer!/ ^ @amily *ember. /1o, I'm her great nephew./ AEawyer info givenB ^ =ank. /&ould you fax us a certificate of death!/ ^ @amily *ember. /"ure./ Afax number is givenB (fter they get the fax. ^ =ank. /;ur system ust isn't set)up for death. I don't know what more I can do to help./ ^ @amily *ember. /<ell, if you figure it out, great$ If not, you could ust keep billing her. I don't think she will care./ ^ =ank. /<ell, the late fees and charges do still apply./ ^ @amily *ember. /<ould you like her new billing address!/ ^ =ank. /That might help./ ^ @amily *ember. /;dessa *emorial &emetery, ?ighway -0N, ,lot 1umber 6N./ ^ =ank. /"ir, that's a cemetery$/ ^ @amily *ember. /<hat do you do with dead people on your planet!/ Eou, I gave up here. ;ne posts about a nice product and the crowd is ust keen about to deconstruct your finding in any possible manner. You say (, they say... /...I know = which does the same/ Awho asked for!B /...I know & which does the same or better/ A..and cost R7D.) ): off topicB /...I heard from a friend of my aunt's former teacher that ( performs less than 3/ Abut actually never tried himself and has no evidence at allB /...( may be nice but G is also cool/ Awhere G is a totally different application and has nothing to do with ('s purpose or functionalityB /...I believe that it must be spyware because it is free. "omething must be wrong with it/ Aand what is with all the other freeware! &an you say paranoid!B /...I ust can't admit that ( is cool. ;h well, ust look at the installer. I don't like its splash screen color./ The holy grail of filling every post with bullshit supreme. (nd..oh, not telling a soul!...it wouldn't make you feel superior would it, to harangue (EE the people in P newsgroups with the details of such innocent fasting, while they watch you, some of them struggling with issues that you don't comprehend> but whose daily misery or heroism Asometimes there's no differenceB it makes you feel superior to condescend to, especially in the light of your self aggrandi5ing pontification. You dress up nasty meanness and pretend it's something else...You should be ashamed to be doing so, and furthermore, to be doing so while pretending to wear a holy cloak. If you were one tenth...no, one hundredth of what you proclaim, you wouldn't be proclaiming it. AsighsB 3o the blessed run around telling everyone how blessed they are! a trifle smug, isn't it for one so blessed! To all the Fesus freaks, out in the street, handing out tickets to #od... some of us who have our own tickets and don't feel the need to holler it to the skies would appreciate if you were a little less stentorian. @urthermore, to those of us who don't have our own tickets, your vain gloriousity only confirms our ustified opinion. I was going to behave, really I was. =ut it's only so long that I can watch your low)spirited kicking of people who are down. (nd now to killfile. "ecurity through data destruction as the old adage goes ) if you destroy all computers in the world there would be no viruses$ *an, you blew it. You have a E;1# way to go before you can even "GG 'up'. "hould have started out open and honest from the start, too bad. Too sad. You might be attacked for trying to sell your own product, but you get &I%&I@IG3 for being deceptive about it. ?int. Fust fess up now, be done with it. : : You have no idea what a hypothetical situation is, do you! : : ?ave you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations! ?eck, I imagined a hypothetical universe, containing all and only those worlds with no hypothetical situations. I could hardly contain myself. (nd why would the federal government want to track people down based on their Internet activity ) no shortage of bad guys out there. I would think it counterproductive to track people down based on internet activity Aunless they need some publicityB =ut whoever called (merica a bastion of freedom is at least PL years old and totally out of touch, we rank behind most of Gurope now in personal freedoms Aalthough Tony =lair is doing a bang up ob keeping upB "o what if 1orth Morea is worse, that is such a dumb argument. <e have nearly 0T of our population imprisoned, LT of our black population. <e are watched more then "talins Iussia or *ao's &hina has ever been Abecause they lacked the technologyB (ll through the south there are corrupt speed traps set up that are as bad as any third world county, you don't even have to speed, ust enter the city. 1o time for the feds to stop them, no they want to put some guy in ail for L years for looking at naked little girls, I know that's a bad thing but that's more time then you get for armed robbery. ;ur military hasn't had an ass kicking in so long they forgot the true horrors of war, no man who has experienced war kills without a damn good reason. They are out of control, II(H is like a big game of ?alf)life to them. (nd you can take that like church. . . . ok I worked pretty much everything into that. I long for the days when we called a good old fashioned /fart/ a bomb and when old Iover crapped in the back yard it was refereed to as a /land mine/. I am probable in deep doggie poo now that I have these terms in my post. I hope I don't get a /&rack/ in my head when I open the door when the 1"( doesn't knock. Ioger over and ;ut. AI almost spelled /Iefer/ as /Ieefer/B <hat madness$ I see Travelerpuppet S66 is adding a shitload of blank lines to the ends of his posts again. "orta pathetic when he's trying to accuse others of being puppets and shit, but then that's the very best we've come to expect from this leg humping knob polisher. .A What about pri!ac: issues on 4oogle=s ser!ers? ?hat=s eas:. 4oogle !3 pri!ac: 5nl: public pri!ac: not pri!ate pri!ac:. Also not undisco!ered pri!ate pri!ac: -pri!ate facts one didn=t know existed%. I see that you are still the same fool that you were a year or so ago, nothing ever changes does it, you ignorant, fascist, right)wing fool! <hat are you, nineteen years old now and still on track to be fascist net cop! (re you a rent)a)pig now waiting for your day in the sun to be a real pig slopping at the trough in the sun behind the barn! /3id you really think we want those laws observed! <e want them to be broken. You'd better get it straight that it's not a bunch of boy scouts you're up against. <e're after power and we mean it./ /There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. <ell, when there aren't enough criminals one makes them. ;ne declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws./ /<ho wants a nation of law abiding citi5ens! <hat's there in that for anyone! =ut ust pass the kind of laws that can neither be observed nor enforced or obectively interpreted and you create a nation of law)breakers and then you cash in on guilt. 1ow that's the system, that's the game and once you understand it you'll be much easier to deal with./ (yn Iand, /(tlas "hrugged/ A-NLKB 7. #o breath some fresh air, you seem to be in a rut ( long time ago I was in competition with another local business out the real world. The owner of the other business was ust like you. *ade a lot of false claims, flung shit in my direction all the time, and even snuck around peeking through my windows at night trying to keep track of everything I was doing. <ent as far as engaging in uvenile window soaping vandalism a couple times, until I showed him the video of him and his -P year old son doing it. =ut he still played the game. The poor slob spent so much time worrying about what I was doing in fact, that his own business failed. Eiterally. It was a particularly harsh winter, record snow falls, and a ridiculous thaw4free5e cycle that made the stuff pile up on roofs in thick layers of water trapping ice and heavier than hell snow. I use to have to drive by the other guys shop on may way to mine. (bout the middle of @ebruary something started looking a bit /strange/ about the other guys building. Fust an /instinct/ at first, and every time I tried to slow down to get a better look the guy would flip me off, or even step out of his door with a compound bow a couple time, arrow knocked, like he thought I'd believe he had the guts to let one fly in my direction. The guy was a wretched shot anyway. I on the other hand, can slice off a gnat's balls at 6D yards, blindfolded in a high wind. 8g: <ithin a week of me noticing something strange it was pretty apparent the guy's roof was in serious trouble. The whole structure looked like it bowed a good two foot in the middle, and I can't for the life of me figure out why it wasn't leaking inside. ;ver the next two weeks or so it seemed to get worse every day. Fust a little, but it was still real obvious. (pparently the other /businessman/ was so consumed by his obsession over what I was doing he didn't notice any of it. You could see the fresh car tracks in the snow between his place and mine almost every morning, so he was obviously in a position to notice the problem because he had the exact same vantage point I did. =ut for whatever reason, within three weeks of me first spotting the problem his entire roof caved in completely. 3emolished the building and destroyed every bit of contents in the place as far as I was told. Gverything was totaled, and the business never did reopen. It ust went away. .A That's a true story. Fust something for you to roll around in your head while you're out there trying to figure out what everyone else is doing that might make you look bad. *aybe you should take care of your own house first, huh! That explains your nanny state mentality. You're a mangina. <hat happened to letting T?G* live, oh eunuch of %senet! 1ew Iule. If your ra5or has five blades, it's not a ra5or, it's a weed)whacker. <ith the new #illette @usion ra5or, the first blade lifts the stubble> the second severs the hair follicle> the third slices your skin> the fourth scrapes bone marrow> and the fifth was used by ;.F. "impson to kill his wife, and he wants it back. It has an even longer history of supporting it, whether or not a made for T2 mentality cares to see it. (s much as you wish it were different because it might support your bloviations, there's still a considerable number of teeth in the Pth in spite of the bad things that have happened. Glse how would #oogle get away with non)compliance in =ig =rother's 'uest for search data, and H<est refuse to hand over connection data! The problem isn't the law or government so much as it is the sheeple like you and your myopic, defeatist nonsense. That's because you're a self centered git with absolutely no peripheral vision what so ever. Iunning the risk of shattering your credibility and usurping your ;<1 authority by getting you hand caught in that particular cookie ar would be the text book definition of negligence, dereliction of duty, and a grossly deficient IH. The only person overlooking reality, is you. You have to if you want to prop up your foil beanie theories. &reativity invites all kinds of reactions, while the typical one is revulsion. The reality that creativity invites revulsion is one that many people do not understand))unless there is some controversial art being discussed))as most people do not care about the start of the creative process, only learning about things at the end, when there is that rare thing called acceptance. *ost creative stuff is ust stuff, and the revulsion never dies. =ut some of it passes through to the mainstream, and gets to be considered, great. (nd people forget about the revulsion. ?atred of the creative process is not a new thing. It is as old as humanity. You're a liar. 1o, that's too harsh ) perhaps you're ust a waffling moron who can't remember from one minute to the next what he wrote. Eet me refresh your addled memory> I'll 'uote verbatim what you wrote. ;f course I snip your nonsense. Fust because you've wandered into a 'uagmire of inanities, irrelevancies, and stupidities doesn't mean I have to follow you in. You're an adolescent prat trying to imitate someone who ust bested him, ignoring any logical argument in favor of your windbag bullshit Aas alwaysB, and running like a complete coward from your own idiocy by engaging in planned ignorance. ( glaring logical fallacy. You're attempting to argue that the fact all problems can not be simultaneously solved supports the assertion that a certain type of problem exists. 1ot so much a logical fallacy even, as it is ust a complete irrelevancy. : *y previous cat Iocket thought that every time I ate something he : should get some canned cat food. *armaduke, the cat I have now, : thinks that he should get canned food and be allowed to get on the : table and eat what he wants off my plate. -. ItWs 'uicker to look in the cupboards. 0. ,erhaps your cat is trying to teach you to eat off the floor, so he can have the table to himself. #rab him firmly, but gently by the testicles, and lower him to the floor, and explain that he eats down there 8g:. If you think you can erk a udge around with patently bullshit answers that are the e'uivalent of saying /,rove it$/ while giving him the finger, think again. Fudges are not stupid. They are cranky, conservative old men, infatuated with their own estimate of their abilities, with a aundiced view of the rest of mankind, and drunk on the power they have exercised over others' lives, true ) but they aren't stupid. (nd courts are not ust about old men in fusty wigs, funny clothes, and oak paneling. =ehind that veneer lies power, naked and raw, with very, very sharp teeth. &ross them and that power will be brought to bear very forcefully indeed. If you find yourself in court you have already lost b big time$ Gven if found innocent it will be a sentence of bankruptcy with perhaps your marriage, your career, and your future in tatters. That's the upside. "o make sure you don't find yourself there. =ut, if you do, I suggest presenting a very submissive and very respectful demeanor. %nless, of course, you'd like to go out in a bla5e of glory, a hero to us all, as you begin your long sentence .)B ++ (s one addicted to reality I would rather wait and see how it actually plays out than rely on opinions, informed or otherwise, which range all over the map. Y;% are an idiot clicking your heels together and wishing something were true. (nd a liar who would rather play kiddy games than face facts. ++ Your posts are indistinguishable from the self centered prattle of do5ens of pimple faced egotists, unable to admit to being wrong, unable to take part in a free exchange of ideas, seeking to substitute /humor/ and okes with an in)crowd of one for /insight/. The only thing any one knows of you, is what you say on the internet. You determine exactly what image you present to the world. Gnoy yourself. Eook, if you think any (merican official is going to tell you the truth, then you're stupid. 3id you hear that! ) stupid./ (rthur "ylvester, (ssistant "ecretary of 3efense for ,ublic (ffairs, -N6L you attack like a rabid *uppet on crack with so many different aliases we'd swear there were a do5en people people doing it if it weren't so ridiculously obvious from your wretched spelling and grammar that it's really ust you. You are a stone hypocrite with 5ero credibility. It's clear as a bright summer day why you get the treatment you get almost every time you post. You foist the most ludicrous, self contradictory arguments I've ever seen anyone even attempt in my entire life, then try and defend them. You're absolutely insane. ;bsessed. @eel free to stay in character and scream about what a /troll/ I am some more for pointing out your glaringly obvious dishonesty. =ecause of your antipathy to the use of words in newsgroups I suggest all further posts from you should use pictographs. 1or have I admitted to gamesmanship except to turn your /fucking games/ accusation around and indict your stupidity. *y exact putdown was, /You should be more incensed at your stupidity than my gamesmanship./ It was an insult directing you to look for the cause of your exasperation, not in any alleged gamesmanship on my part, but in your stupidity for not grasping the obvious. that /may/ does not convey certainty. *ay 00, 0DD6 Important Iecall 1otice. Fust announced today. (ttention *en. This is an important recall for all males born between (ugust -, -NKO until 1ovember -, -NON. (ll men born during this time period, your penis is being recalled. It has been discovered that the penis of men born during this time have a serious flaw which causes explosive eaculatory malfunction during intercourse. =ecause of this flaw, many women are suffering from internal damage to the vagina which is causing them to become more fertile than the average female, thus inducing above normal pregnancies and causing rupture of the capillaries surrounding the vaginal wall. This is a serious matter. (ll men born during this time period are re'uired by law to return their penis for inspection and replacement. (ny man who does not return his penis by Fune -L, 0DD6 will be arrested, receive a large fine not to exceed R0L,DDD, and the person will be placed under the care of a prison physician, until the faulty penis is removed and4or replaced. (ll men born during this time period are being asked to refrain from all sexual activity until their penis is inspected and4or replaced. (ll females are being asked to avoid all sexual contact with men born during this time period. <omen are being told to ask for legal identification from all males with whom they seek sexual gratification, and are being told to seek older men until the recall is completed. To return your penis, simply go to any %.". hospital and provide identification proving you are a %" &iti5en, *ale, and you were born during the recall dates. A=irth certificate re'uiredB. There is no charge for this. If you prefer, you can return your penis by %.". *ail. "imply cut off your penis, place it in a sturdy box and package according to the %.". ,ostal "ervice's re'uirements. You will be re'uired to pay postage using this method. If your penis is faulty, a replacement penis will be mailed to you. If your original penis is found to be flawless, it will be returned to you. ,lease allow O to -0 weeks for your approved penis to arrive. 3o not delay. This is a serious matter. %.". Iecall &enter ++ You know, you think you Aand your puppetsB way of ....uh..../writing/....is as a /big, badass on %senet./ 3o you not reali5e It actually comes across more like white trailer trash! "omeone of any intellect at all doesn't need to write things like..... / Gspecially when a leg humping twaddler like you steps in to be the pivot bitch. <elcome aboard sweetie. 3o them teeth come out!/ /Fust stick your fat head between your legs and get a good whiff of your own ass./ /@uck you, everyone who smells as bad as you do, and the fucking horse that rode your ignorant ass through the door *arkie./ 1;=;3Y who talks and writes like that to prove themselves as a /big mean dog on %senet/ has an ounce of respect from anybody. It's a funny thing, go figure, there's ust something about that white trailer trash talk that grates on the nerves of any one with a lick of sense. ;M, I admit, I had to get the last word in. Your trailer talk ust demands a decent white man's back hand. : ,hysics works pretty much the same for everyone. Two and two is four. There, we've now exchanged platitudinous truisms. (re we bonding yet! In a spirit of generosity I will release into the public domain my business proect for the internet. CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC <orn around the neck, our amulets containing a magic potion will let you pick the sex of your next child. "end R0D and your choice of blue AboyB or pink AgirlB. <e stand behind our product -DDT. If when your child is born its sex does not match the amulet you bought your money will be cheerfully refunded. 1ote. @or the potion to be fully effective and the guarantee to apply the amulet must be purchased between N and -L months before the birth of the child. Eet's see. (mulet made from vial containing colored water. -D cents. LD cents to mail it. ;n average only half the customers will get the wrong sex. Gven fewer will send in a birth certificate and claim a refund. Yes, the plan should work nicely$ (nd what fraud! <e stand behind our product with an ironclad money)back guarantee$ .)B ++ I think perhaps now it is you who is putting words into the mouth of someone far brighter, and with a much better track record of veracity around sci.crypt than you have. ;f course I mean =ryan ;lson. (nd from this revealing thread which displays you coming apart at the seams from simple, calm 'uestioning, unable to clearly state your case, ignoring the primary 'uestion of the ;,, and inability to even answer back without maximum blustery hot air and hand waving, all without actually saying anything, it does not bode well for you to ever even approach his good standing. ,ossibly you could care less. (nd I started out, not to offer a criti'ue, but rather an alternative. full ?3 ;@TG. ?owever, since =ryan's snippy rebuke I have been amusing myself by pulling his wings off. Gthanol is an excellent substance to tank up on. Fust don't drive on it. It slows reaction time, impairs udgment, and it's illegal. In excess, it can make you giddy, stupid, mean, sour, depressed, and violent. It might even make you ,resident. If you're not oking then you've gone completely cra5y. "eriously ) if you're oking here then never mind, but if you're serious then you need to know that you've lost all contact with reality. <orking for the past five years as a senior officer for one of the largest cruise lines in the world has certainly opened my eyes about the behaviors and multi)faceted fascinating breed we seem to be as humans. <hat people will buy, what people will complain about, what people will do when on vacation with nobody watching and how much people will eat when its free is simply astounding. ( lady died this past Fanuary, and &itibank billed her for @ebruary and *arch for their annual service charges on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been RD.DD, now is somewhere around R6D.DD. ( family member placed a call to &itibank. ^ @amily *ember. /I am calling to tell you that she died in Fanuary./ ^ =ank. /The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply./ ^ @amily *ember. /*aybe, you should turn it over to collections./ ^ =ank. /"ince it is two months past due, it already has been./ ^ @amily *ember. "o, what will they do when they find out she is dead!/ ^ =ank. /Gither report her account to the frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both$/ ^ @amily *ember. /3o you think #od will be mad at her!/ ^ =ank. /Gxcuse me!/ ^ @amily *ember. /3id you ust get what I was telling you ) the part about her being dead!/ ^ =ank. /"ir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor./ "upervisor gets on the phone. ^ @amily *ember. /I'm calling to tell you, she died in Fanuary./ ^ =ank. /The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply./ ^ @amily *ember. /You mean you want to collect from her estate!/ ^ =ank. A"tammerB /(re you her lawyer!/ ^ @amily *ember. /1o, I'm her great nephew./ AEawyer info givenB ^ =ank. /&ould you fax us a certificate of death!/ ^ @amily *ember. /"ure./ Afax number is givenB (fter they get the fax. ^ =ank. /;ur system ust isn't set)up for death. I don't know what more I can do to help./ ^ @amily *ember. /<ell, if you figure it out, great$ If not, you could ust keep billing her. I don't think she will care./ ^ =ank. /<ell, the late fees and charges do still apply./ ^ @amily *ember. /<ould you like her new billing address!/ ^ =ank. /That might help./ ^ @amily *ember. /;dessa *emorial &emetery, ?ighway -0N, ,lot 1umber 6N./ ^ =ank. /"ir, that's a cemetery$/ ^ @amily *ember. /<hat do you do with dead people on your planet!/ Eou, I gave up here. ;ne posts about a nice product and the crowd is ust keen about to deconstruct your finding in any possible manner. You say (, they say... /...I know = which does the same/ Awho asked for!B /...I know & which does the same or better/ A..and cost R7D.) ): off topicB /...I heard from a friend of my aunt's former teacher that ( performs less than 3/ Abut actually never tried himself and has no evidence at allB /...( may be nice but G is also cool/ Awhere G is a totally different application and has nothing to do with ('s purpose or functionalityB /...I believe that it must be spyware because it is free. "omething must be wrong with it/ Aand what is with all the other freeware! &an you say paranoid!B /...I ust can't admit that ( is cool. ;h well, ust look at the installer. I don't like its splash screen color./ The holy grail of filling every post with bullshit supreme. (nd.. oh, not telling a soul!...it wouldn't make you feel superior would it, to harangue (EE the people in P newsgroups with the details of such innocent fasting, while they watch you, some of them struggling with issues that you don't comprehend> but whose daily misery or heroism Asometimes there's no differenceB it makes you feel superior to condescend to, especially in the light of your self aggrandi5ing pontification. You dress up nasty meanness and pretend it's something else...You should be ashamed to be doing so, and furthermore, to be doing so while pretending to wear a holy cloak. If you were one tenth...no, one hundredth of what you proclaim, you wouldn't be proclaiming it. AsighsB 3o the blessed run around telling everyone how blessed they are! a trifle smug, isn't it for one so blessed! To all the Fesus freaks, out in the street, handing out tickets to #od... some of us who have our own tickets and don't feel the need to holler it to the skies would appreciate if you were a little less stentorian. @urthermore, to those of us who don't have our own tickets, your 2ain gloriousity only confirms our ustified opinion. I was going to behave, really I was. =ut it's only so long that I can watch your low)spirted kicking of people who are down. (nd now to killfile. "ecurity through data destruction as the old adage goes ) if you destroy all computers in the world there would be no viruses$ *an, you blew it. You have a E;1# way to go before you can even "GG 'up'. "hould have started out open and honest from the start, too bad. Too sad. You might be attacked for trying to sell your own product, but you get &I%&I@IG3 for being deceptive about it. ?int. Fust fess up now, be done with it. : : You have no idea what a hypothetical situation is, do you! : : ?ave you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations! ?eck, I imagined a hypothetical universe, containing all and only those worlds with no hypothetical situations. I could hardly contain myself. (nd why would the federal government want to track people down based on their Internet activity ) no shortage of bad guys out there. I would think it counterproductive to track people down based on internet activity Aunless they need some publicityB =ut whoever called (merica a bastion of freedom is at least PL years old and totally out of touch, we rank behind most of Gurope now in personal freedoms Aalthough Tony =lair is doing a bang up ob keeping upB "o what if 1orth Morea is worse, that is such a dumb argument. <e have nearly 0T of our population imprisoned, LT of our black population. <e are watched more then "talins Iussia or *ao's &hina has ever been Abecause they lacked the technologyB (ll through the south there are corrupt speed traps set up that are as bad as any third world county, you don't even have to speed, ust enter the city. 1o time for the feds to stop them, no they want to put some guy in ail for L years for looking at naked little girls, I know that's a bad thing but that's more time then you get for armed robbery. ;ur military hasn't had an ass kicking in so long they forgot the true horrors of war, no man who has experienced war kills without a damn good reason. They are out of control, II(H is like a big game of ?alf)life to them. (nd you can take that like church. . . . ok I worked pretty much everything into that. I long for the days when we called a good old fashioned /fart/ a bomb and when old Iover crapped in the back yard it was refereed to as a /land mine/. I am probable in deep doggie poo now that I have these terms in my post. I hope I don't get a /&rack/ in my head when I open the door when the 1"( doesn't knock. Ioger over and ;ut. AI almost spelled /Iefer/ as /Ieefer/B <hat madness$ I see Travelerpuppet S66 is adding a shitload of blank lines to the ends of his posts again. "orta pathetic when he's trying to accuse others of being puppets and shit, but then that's the very best we've come to expect from this leg humping knob polisher. .A What about pri!ac: issues on 4oogle=s ser!ers? ?hat=s eas:. 4oogle !3 pri!ac: 5nl: public pri!ac: not pri!ate pri!ac:. Also not undisco!ered pri!ate pri!ac: -pri!ate facts one didn=t know existed%. Eithtoad, I see that you are still the same fool that you were a year or so ago, nothing ever changes does it, you ignorant, fascist, right)wing fool! <hat are you, nineteen years old now and still on track to be fascist net cop! (re you a rent)a)pig now waiting for your day in the sun to be a real pig slopping at the trough in the sun behind the barn! It's been published! 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Gver stop to think for a second that sometimes when it seems like everyone is on your ass there's a reason for it! (nd that reason is you! Iubbish$ The stupid pet tricks you're pulling right here with your @ollowups shows everyone what a lie that is. Gven if you hadn't come right out and told us what a childish, vindictive little twat you are we'd know why you were repeatedly banned. Thank your lucky stars you can hide behind a keyboard whilst acting like a 0 year old. If you did it in real life you'd likely have your teeth manually removed. /in the holy spirit I know you would satisfy every single person in a room if you were the only person present./ )) \tanya, to &ra5y (ndy II, in *I3. 8--6KDDKODL.NNODOK.0ONDLDQa7g0DDDcwd.googlegroups.com: If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this. http.44www.msnbc.msn.com4id4-L70--6K4 http.44borealin.liveournal.com4-L-DP.html ;r watch it here. http.44www.youtube.com4watch!v+u'xm,=D<"s Then, if you manage to read4watch all that, try this. http.44www.newamericancentury.org4Iebuilding(mericas3efenses.pdf (nd *olly Ivins had a few choice words to say about it, weeks before. http.44www.truthout.org4docsC0DD64DN0ND6=.shtml ?ere's &hris @loyd. @atal 2ision. The 3eeper Gvil =ehind the 3etainee =ill. http.44www.truthout.org4docsC0DD64-DD0D6(.shtml /H. <hat's the difference between the 2ietnam <ar and the Ira' <ar! (. #eorge <. =ush had a plan to get out of the 2ietnam <ar./ )) (non. Thread where outing begins. http.44tinyurl.com4hofO #eorge ,ickett *emorial Trophy, "pecial ;ps &ody *emorial ,urple ?eart, and the ;rder of the ?oley "ockpuppet winner 8wfhCrQhotmail.com: on outing personal contact info in x)poasted subect lines. /,lenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a pathological abuser of %senet, and people rightly despise you for it. You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited by a couple of guys with baseball bats. ;ther people don't have this obsessive fear. <ard ?ardman himself has posted plenty of personal information ) nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way. You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you. /*eanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' ) ha$ what an asshole you are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power that only gets turned on for big)time terrorists. That's because I chose to be anonymous. "ome people don't. ;nly really stupid dicks like you choose the sort of semi)anonymity which leaves you in constant fear. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ /<hen I told (bbie ?offman that he was the first one who made me laugh since Eenny =ruce died, ?offman said, /Ieally! ?e was my god./ The combination of satirical irreverence and sense of ustice that =ruce and ?offman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies))a term I coined to describe a phenomenon that already existed. an organic coalition of stoned hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as throwing money on the floor of the 1ew York "tock Gxchange, then explaining to reporters the meaning of that symbolism. @olksinger ,hil ;chs summed it up. /( demonstration should turn you on, not turn you off./ "o when ournalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows, at best it's careless shorthand> at worst it's deliberate demoni5ation. ;sama bin Eaden wanted an aircraft to crash into the ,entagon. (bbie ?offman merely wanted to levitate it./ )) ,aul Mrassner, http.44tinyurl.com4ehu7v %nfortunately, most %senet readers will think this is a lie )) merely because it almost always is. "o you might be unustly suspected of falsely claiming to have merely found a website which you're involved with. This will be a problem for you if you're being honest. (nd if you're not being honest, your stupidity will be a problem for You I would offer to have your babies, but I've mislaid my recipe. ( big wet kiss from the cat next door ) *ind the mange <hen did you molt into a pop)up cadre! &ould you please cite a link to read that I may be enlightened as to what =rer =ear considers /#ood/ and to what =rer =ear considers /=ad/ ...you know...the url where the subtle kool)aid link is hidden! You're full of more shit than a retard's diaper. &oo &oo $$$$ @ruit Eoop. $$$ http.44www.youtube.com4watch!v+@POeT*g'@0w In my own professional experience, I usually encounter associates who are mostly overbearing type ( alpha)male contestants who spend more time trying to undermine one another than providing good service. They think the ob description is being able to look good in a suit and know what a gun looks like. =eyond that, they try to insure their positions by slandering whoever they can, in order shift attention away from the fact that they can't find their own asses with both hands and radar. Their method doesn't work. The lord appeared to me in a vision, and said /Fohn, I want you to assemble the largest collection of little boy's bicycle seats in @lorida. It was a daunting task Aunfortunately, many of my earlier ac'uisitions sustained some bite marksB, but I'm proud to say, that with the lord's help, I now have P66 specimens in my collection, each in its own 9iploc bag for freshness. ( thief's first thought when he misplaces something is that someone stole it, a liars first thought is that others are lying, a trolls first thought is that everyone else is trolling. ;nly we weren't and you were very bad at it. hmm i smell something ... do you smell also little nuts getting roasted! <ell you do come with a bit of history as a punk. ?ow can you blame me for taking you any other way .B /?e is a self)made man J worships his creator./ ) Fohn =right 1othing you do is useful. You very rarely even come up with a good idea, and when the blind s'uirrel principal does kick in Aastoundingly, you've seem to even defeat random chance with your incompetenceB, you manage to cock it up so badly that what might have been a useful thing in a normal person's hands turns to low)grade fertili5er. Those are your two claims to fame. =eing a complete flake who can't keep even the simplest of things on track for any significant period of time, and being an absolute moron when it comes to understanding what's useful to the 8insert: community, and implementing it. : &heaper. <onderful. (nd presumably when the first abducted child with : one of these chips has the chip carved out with a dirty penknife as the : first 'bit of fun', (nd glued to some stray dogs ass end, sending the police on wild goose chases as the poor mutt comes into contact with random I@I3 detection points, thereby wasting resources that might have been spent finding the child. Fust as a bit of /bonus fun/. (n even more insidious scenario might be pedophiles tampering with or deactivating the chips, and getting to keep their pri5es because the chips themselves /prove/ the child isn't the one that was abducted. /That weird old guy in apartment 7( has a 'niece' visiting him who looks a lot like the kid on my milk carton this morning, but she hasn't tripped the Irrational @ears ,lacation 3evice installed at the front door, so I guess it's ;M/. <hat a great plan$ *ake it easier for perverts to track, abduct, and hold children, so the businesses that control the technology can make a ton of cash, big brother can have their way with your day, and a few mental defectives born without the capacity for independent thought can blunder through life with false sense of well being.... ^sigh^ I wear 2as'ue "undowners most of the time. Eook them up. You couldn't afford them along side your our taxpayer funded video games because even so called enlightened societal structures know useless assholes like you don't deserve that standard of living. @act is, you own no such thing for two reasons. You're a bloodsucker who doesn't rate them of course, and you don't spend enough time standing upright to warrant owning shoes in the first place. It's obvious someone struck a nerve, you actually do reali5e how much alike you and eelbash are, and you're lying your ass off trying to win back a bit of the dignity you never had. "orry it didn't work out. >B /There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds'./ Youdre the latter. You are not clearing anything up eHf. You are shilling for Fohn who is incapable of maintaining coherent thought for any length of time. You on the other hand enoy playing with words and attempting to obscure the truth with them. You think you are good at it, but you are not. ( s'uirm is a s'uirm is a s'uirm. (h, those were the days ... ,osting to the %senet with *osaic 1etscape D.N. Yahoo$ was in short trousers. GarthEink was starting up. =ill #ates thought the Internet was irrelevant but before <indows NL was to be 6 months old he would recant and soon after the tidal wave of new users would started. *aker of cute ,GT micros, &ommodore, says goodbye. The precision) impaired Intel ,entium makes an appearance because ,ractically Gveryone 1ow Thinks It's %seless for *ath. ?ard drives got to be a whopping - or 0 gigabytes and then caused problems at L0O *=. ... and the kids of today think they have got it hard. ?eh heh$ You have to understand that in the mind of a retarded child, kicking, screaming incoherently, and leaking body fluids from every orifice with the ability to expel them are all suitable substitutes for a /defense/. You're about as tough to figure out as the wheel there slick, and not anywhere near as useful or esthetically pleasing. .B Yeah, but> isn't it kind of like teasing the retarded kid until he gets so angry he shits himself! "ure, in a perverse way, it's funny to watch him stand there and scream and deny, all red)faced with shit dripping from the cuffs of his shorts and down his pasty white legs. =ut, still, you feel bad for them in a way, too. It's worse than shooting fish in a barrel, it's ust too easy. I don't think people would feel like they do if this particular retard didn't come running into the room and shit himself for no apparent reason at all. I for one don't feel a bit bad for him either. ?e's a career criminal and a pedophile. Gither one alone is reason enough to use him for target practice. ,ut the two together and it's almost morally wrong to not beat him with a brick every chance you get. Fust out of morbid curiosity, how do you even manage to get yourself motivated to post! It can't be fun for you any more after making a fool of yourself so many times, can it! In fact the last two days have been so horrible for you, you ust had to dig back to Tuesday to find a post you could reply to without embarrassing yourself so much even you can't stand it. ,retty sad considering your lack of self respect. "eriously. <hy do you bother! You can't honestly believe anyone sees you as anything but a clown any more, can you! 3on't you have anything you could be doing that would be a bit less of a nightmare for you, like burning yourself with lit cigarettes or finger painting with your own feces! You're like the fat ugly chick in ?" wasting her life constantly bitching about how snobby the cheerleaders are because she was to much of a butterball to fit in the uniform on tryout day. 3id you IG(EEY expect to fool anyone perv)o)lator! <hat happened to your other socks! They collect so much stink you had to throw them away! 3o they live in puppet ?ell with /Gggafart/ now! 8snicker: (t least you managed to spell /you're/ right. ;nce. &rapped yourself with all all your other spelling and grammar tells though ya pathetic git. You're ust too damned fucktarded to be any harder to spot than a 6'K/ sailor in high heels singing /I'm a lumberack/ at a =on ;dori festival. <orse than Gelbash even. (t least that witless buffoon manages to get away with it for a day or two every 7DD or so times he tries. You're like Huaker I1"T(1T @ucktard. You're a sick, putrid excuse for human life. The lowest form of shit. The professional help you deserve is a slow death at the hands of a highly skilled marksman. Mnees first, then go to work on the shoulders and elbows. *aybe an ear. Then when you've started confessing your sins and begging for that telling shot to the head, you should be left to bleed out in agony. ::: C ::: 4'C4B ::: ,4C 4 ::: 4 4 ::: 4'C'4' '4'CC'K, ::: 4'4 4 4 4/ 4C[ ::: A'A ' @uck 4' 'B ::: [ You' 4 ::: '[' C.K' ::: [ A ::: [ [ The responses that you gave in your last post to every issue raised were not sufficiently original to dignify with new responses of my own. If you want to keep plowing the same ground without ever getting around to sowing any seed, please feel free to enoy your self)indulgence, but don't expect anything to grow. /( man can have sex with sheep, cows and camels and so on. ?owever, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. ?e should not sell the meat to the people in his own village> however, selling the meat to the next door village should be fine. The Eittle #reen =ook, "ayings of (yatollah Mhomeini, ,olitical, ,hilosophical, "ocial and Ieligious, I"=1 number D)LL7)-PD70)N, page PK Fust for shits and grins let's assume kicking your ass in a %senet 1ewsgroup where' you've done nothing but make a complete fool of yourself is really /stalking/. "o what! I, personally, don't see anything wrong with stalking a pedophile. In fact I think it should be made legal. *aybe a sanctioned sporting event even. <e could dress all you sick fucks up in funny costumes and let you run some sort of fenced in gauntlet, and people could pay for high ground vantage points and ammunition. ( portion of the proceeds would be set aside to benefit some of the innocent children you've molested, of course. .B ;M, so you keep accusing #ielda of being a pedofuck. <ho gives a shit! 3o you really think anyone cares! (re you fooling yourself into believing you're insulting anyone here! ,oor deluded little diaper sniper.... far as I'm concerned the fatass, ricegrinder)ridin' biker wannabe can eat shit and bark at the moon. Yap all you like. It's like.... 4who gives a shit4! ;an will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances.* -- &r. 2ee &eorest, *ather of <adio = Grandfather of >elevision.* *>he Atomic bomb will never go off. $ speak as an e?pert in e?plosives.* - - Admiral )illiam 2eahy, @A Atomic "omb #ro,ect *>here is no likelihood man can ever tap the power of the atom.* -- <obert ;illikan, 1obel #riBe in #hysics, 19'( *5omputers in the future may weigh no more than 1.! tons.* -- #opular ;echanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 19/9 *$ think there is a world market for maybe five computers .* -- >homas )atson, chairman of $";, 19/( *$ have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and $ can assure you that data processing is a fad that won.t last out the year.* -- >he editor in charge of business books for #rentice :all, 19!7 *"ut what . is it good for%* -- Cngineer at the Advanced 5omputing Aystems &ivision of $";, 1948, commenting on the microchip. *4/00 ought to be enough for anybody.*-- "ill Gates, 1981 *>his .telephone. has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. >he device is inherently of no value to us,* -- )estern @nion internal memo, 1874. *>he wireless music bo? has no imaginable commercial value. )ho would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular%* -- &avid Aarnoff.s associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 19'0s. *>he concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a .5,. the idea must be feasible,* -- A Yale @niversity management professor in response to red Amith.s paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service. DAmith went on to found ederal C?press 5orp.E *$.m ,ust glad it.ll be 5lark Gable who.s falling on his face and not Gary 5ooper,* -- Gary 5ooper on his decision not to take the leading role in *Gone )ith >he )ind.* *A cookie store is a bad idea. "esides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make,* -- <esponse to &ebbi ields. idea of starting ;rs. ields. 5ookies. *)e don.t like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out,* -- &ecca <ecording 5o. re,ecting the "eatles, 194'. *:eavier-than-air flying machines are impossible,* -- 2ord 0elvin, president, <oyal Aociety, 189!. *$f $ had thought about it, $ wouldn.t have done the e?periment. >he literature was full of e?amples that said you can.t do this,* - - Apencer Ailver on the work that led to the uni6ue adhesives for (-; *#ost-$t* 1otepads. *&rill for oil% You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil% You.re craBy,* -- &rillers who Cdwin 2. &rake tried to enlist to his pro,ect to drill for oil in 18!9. *Atocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.* - - $rving isher, #rofessor of Cconomics, Yale@niversity, 19'9. *Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value,* -- ;arechal erdinand och, #rofessor of Atrategy, Ccole Auperieure de Guerre, rance. *Cverything that can be invented has been invented,* -- 5harles :. &uell, 5ommissioner, @A +ffice of #atents, 1899. *>he super computer is technologically impossible. $t would take all of the water that flows over 1iagara alls to cool the heat generated by the number of vacuum tubes re6uired.* -- #rofessor of Clectrical Cngineering, 1ew York @niversity *$ don.t know what use any one could find for a machine that would make copies of documents. $t certainly couldn.t be a feasible business by itself.* -- the head of $";, refusing to back the idea, forcing the inventor to found Fero?. *2ouis #asteur.s theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.* -- #ierre #achet, #rofessor of #hysiology at >oulouse, 187' *>he abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon,* -- Air Gohn Cric Cricksen, "ritish surgeon, appointed Aurgeon-C?traordinary to Hueen Iictoria 187(. And last but not least... *>here is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.* -- 0en +lson, president, chairman and founder of &igital C6uipment 5orp., 1977 <hy do I feel like I might be hit with an I,# or have my throat slit by a screeching she)devil Awith nice titsB while on this architectural tour! It ust boggles the mind trying to comprehend how many generations of inbreeding it takes to produce offspring so mongoloid they honestly believe they can pull off the /new name and anonymous management/ scam after all the times they've been unmasked. "o you think mandatory multinational I3 cards, cameras on every corner, mandatory wiretapping4logging of your voice and Internet connections, no IM=( of any practical value what so ever, and a ruling class governed itself by labor unions with enough power to dictate your movements within the G% is... /freedom/! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ?mmmmmm$ You must be an idiot. To the contrary of what clowns like this would have you believe, they do not all speak K languages. (s a matter of fact, some of the most ignorant and rock stupid people I have ever met have been inhabitants of some s'ualid hole or the other in Gurope. *ost of them are nasty people who do not practice proper dental hygiene, don't bathe regularly, have multiple "T3's, are ama5ingly preudiced, and frankly, ugly in physical appearance. These idiots sit in their flea infested, rank, disgustingly s'ualid, tiny little apartments in stinking, overcrowded cities and watch television shows about what! ;ne of their favorite ones is where some ackass /reporter/ for a television show comes to (merica and interviews LDD people. ;ut of those LDD people, they only show the absolute dumbest ones. You know, the ones that can't tell you if ,ennsylvania is in &hina or "outh (merica, those types. Then, they distribute these /documentaries/ to their viewers and tell them that every stupid (merican is ust this stupid. They sad part is that these lowbrow, black toothed, greasy headed, fools are arrogant and pompous enough to believe that all (mericans are like the ones they see on their staged T.2. shows. True idiocy at it's purest form. <ow, the last time that I checked, I didn't need to have the permission of the Imperial (sshole to post here, and since it wasn't in response to one of your posts, I have to assume that you ust enoy randomly editoriali5ing on posts or posters that are not to your liking. ATranslationB Gat me. <ell, that's why where energy is concerned, "cotland has always been relegated to the regime of bagpipes, rather than robots, computers, and intelligence. The Gnglish language, and all other languages, change in time, adapting to new discoveries or changes in the socio)political and scientific environments. ?owever, such changes should not occur ust for the sake of changing, especially to replace a correctly structured term with argon invented by some snotty chat room dweller who got his hands on daddy's old computer before he was old enough to graduate grammar school. Fust because his chat room partners, e'ually intelligent and educated found that term to be 'cool', it doesn't mean that the rest of society should follow suit. I don't think such argon should be taught in universities, nor should dictionaries not be re)written to reflect ghetto and chat room slang. I can understand abbreviations, but there is absolutely no reason to change 'viruses' to 'virii'. Gnglish has enough plural exceptions, who needs another one! #et dat thru yer brain5, yo'$ *aybe you're ust a lying sack, desperately trying to change the rules to try and win a point. Talk about thick... you don't even have the slightest clue what whole disk encryption really is. #ot some more bad news for you sonny. =estcrypt ain't on that list. That's right, it's not whole disk either. ^snicker^ You've been making a supreme fool of yourself all this time, puffing your chest and calling other people stupid in your usual self aggrandi5ing way. Iead this and weep, bitch. *aybe some day you'll learn to not be such an arrogant ackass. .B 1o, "ebastian, you're dead wrong. =ut as I said in the previous post, I don't have time to follow you into every thicket of misunderstanding you fall into to disentangle you. Telling someone their leg is irreparably broken and handing them a set of crutches doesn't make them any less crippled or disabled. You're engaging in a semantics 'uibble that doesn't even exist, but then you seem to enoy that sort of thing. 1ever have to admit you were wrong about something if you ust make up the rules as you go, now do you! .A ;h, I've embarrassed them multiple times in the past with their silly errors, so they now keep coming back with childish attempts to catch me out with their stupid cavils and 'uibbles every time I post. (nd so I have to crush them yet again. Huite tiresome after the first few times, really. but at the bottom end of the evolutionary ladder you would, at least, stand out among your peers. It's not ambiguous no matter how hard you try and wriggle out of your own imbecility by pretending it is. It's a clear statement of fact that proves you une'uivocally wrong, made by the people you were /citing/ in an attempt to prop up that imbecility. "orry about your luck, sucks to be you, have a nice day. : 1ow do be a good moron and fuck off. *aybe after a bit. That crunching sound of you under my heel is ust too attractive at the moment. "orta like a little symphony, being backed up your s'uealing and all. ^snicker^ 3on't worry little one, I know how important it is for people like you to get the last word in. <hen I decide that time has come, I'll let you know. .B Your problem is your narrow little mind sonny. ,onder it a bit longer for my amusement and then I'll give you the facial. .B G2GIY economic transaction has a conventional energy cost! <ithout Gxception!. (s absolutely and unavoidably guaranteed by thermodynamic @undamentals! (re you sure about that! I can think of many economic transactions that have nothing to do with energy. Eoans for instance, stock market speculation, poker bets, bank robbery, bribes, parking tickets... Eooked at from an economic perspective, everything is money. Eooked at from an energy perspective, everything is energy. Eooked at from a political perspective, everything is politics. Eooked at from a theological perspective, religion is everything. 3oes that make gasoline+#od! If we lose money on a transaction, are we destroying angels or devils! ?ow many =T% in a saint! You morons are such fun. I can run my stick along the fence and watch you bark and snarl. &'mon, do it some more, <ell yeah... "ee the "tall thread about all the "unday =lue sky cowboys who crap their satin panties when they get some buffet let alone a full stall. ;ur society is breeding a generation of panty waisted sissy marys who 'uake at the thought pushing the envelope. <ithout anti lock brakes and #," they couldn't find their collective arses to wipe off the dingle berries. Thank #od they'll die politically correct with a full load of estrogen coursing through their manly -0/ arms and smooth satiny -0/ pencil necks. *r =ottoms, These recent meanderings of yours appear to have come from a bar)room exchange between wishful thinkers, none of whom knows a single thing about systems security. If you can't get through reading a few chapters in a book like ,fleeger then surely there must be some simpler but rigorous tutorial on security somewhere on the 1et. ?ow about something like ;reilly's /&omputer "ecurity =asics/! ;r even /&omputer "ecurity for 3ummies/! ;r maybe ?asbro has some educational toy on computer security! "ebastian #. wrote. : *r. "chneier may not want to acknowledge them, but I think the : distinguishing attack with 0cL0 chosen plaintexts and 0cKD steps is pretty : serious. 8laugh$: "ebastian fancies himself smarter than one of the world's most recogni5ed authorities on the subect of cryptography and cryptanalysis. That's actually almost too pathetic for words.... To the moron nemo)outis, who keeps sputtering about how /partition information doesn't matter/ like a &hinese guy in a dick si5ing contest.... The only thing (ri is implying, is that he's an idiot. <hen he showed up here his introduction was a horrible embarrassment over some sort of lame brain bar code encryption scheme he apparently dreamed up one night after a few too many plastic cups of panther piss. ?is /remedy/, if you care to call it that, to making a total and utter fool of himself before he ever really got off the starting block, was to invent some sort of &aptain &runch decoder ring fantasy ob where he sold his bar code encryption to his employer for some /undisclosed sum/. In the course of propping up that obvious lie he also invented a PD acre nuclear test facility that this unnamed employer sent him to for some unnamed purpose. If you know anything about s'uare footage and nuclear tests at all, even ust from watching the movies, you reali5e ust how ridiculous that whole story is. In other words, (ri is a nut. (nd like all nuts he's obsessed with exacting some sort of /revenge/ on the group his deranged mind believes is responsible for his initial embarrassment. (nd, like all nuts, his /revenge/ simply leaves him looking like an ever loonier nutcase. Gxactly. <hen you purposefully constrict the scenario to fit your agenda of course you can make yourself appear correct. The point you're trying to evade is that, as others have pointed out several times now, your scenario isn't the beginning and end of all scenarios. Your myopic vision of /good enough/ can and will fall over in other scenarios. (s we've ust seen proved by example. That is why there in fact is a real world difference between @34<3 and volume4container encryption, and why unbiased posters have cited several examples of experts in the field explaining why it's important to understand and consider those differences when devising your own security solution. If information in an unencrypted *=I isn't in your threat model then olly good. If it is, for example you need to hide the fact that a certain partition or partition type exists, then you need to find a true @34<3 solution rather than be misled by people who don't understand the difference, or refuse to acknowledge the difference because they misspoke initially and haven't the maturity to simply rectify their mistakes. .A To elaborate, my suggestion was that before posting you should give your head a shake to determine if there is anything inside and to consider whether you really wished to make the fact public. ;ur companion *r =ottoms may be a seemingly personable soul but we must take care not to let this obscure the fact that he is far too dense to reali5e he has long ago been out of his depth in this exchange. I think you could be wasting your time because *r =ottoms lacks the basic personal e'uipment needed to comprehend these concepts. In other words, he has no brains. Gven if it is possible to read the data by some super agency with massive amounts of time, luck and text, Awhich is still very unlikelyB short of you trading in many nuclear secrets and publicly telling how anyone can do it, no one is going to act on anything they read Aand remember the odds are probably much worse than you winning a maor lottery and being struck by lightning while you are simultaneously chocking on a chicken bone and drinking a beer at the only public bar in Iran. I've dug a fair number of holes in my life Abeen there, dug thatB and think I recogni5e when someone else has dug one. Though I don't think my hard won advice will be accepted Acheerily or otherwiseB, I'd say the old saying /If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging/ probably applies. You could have simply said that you are unable to grasp the concept of comprehending context. *aybe if you if you read the entire post before leaping to your baseless conclusion you'll have better luck. If you insist on prompting your flawed perspective then I suggest that you go fornicate yourself with a broken bottle. ?T? J ?(13. I apologi5e for having the temerity to suggest that your post was inaccurate or your use of english was, well, shall we say sub) optimal! I can see that no)one can tell you that you are wrong, but it might be a good idea to see a clinical psychologist to discuss your last suggestion and the emotions that gave rise to it. ;h bullshit. You are obsessed and can't admit that you totally missed the context. ;n top of that you can't even complete the 'uote correctly. (s I said before, go fuck yourself you self)important ass. <hen you are done with that perhaps you will be relaxed enough to re)read the thread and admit you missed the point entirely. It's way past time for you to get real. ?T? J ?(13 &ome and meet 1emesissy, also known as (llan Ioss, all)round pig)headed oaf. <ith cabbages as his intellectual e'uals, he excels at spectacular self)nukes, turning himself into piles of radioactive dust with every post. You've probably seen blind)drunk old men with two left feet and only one leg avoid fresh pools of warm vomit on the footpath with more skill and finesse than (llan Ioss has at avoiding the inevitable... yet another spectacular self)nuke. Hualifications. %senet fascist, racist bigot, crybaby, ?T*E poster, "herlock ?olmes wannabe, total fuckwit, techno)voodoo witchdoctor, stick in the mud party)pooper, "ensitive 1ew)(ge #uy, test poster, -D #"&G's and 0 ( levels but fuck all experience, religious freak in direct contact with #od, physically worn out and decrepit old fart, clueless headfuck, braggart extraordinaire Aand a liarB, sucker)upper, top)posting cybersex freak, bird lover, haggis eater, and too many more to list. I know I shouldn't validate your asinine post with an answer, but your arrogance is only exceeded by your ignorance. I've never pretended to be anything, my work and business ownership history is a matter of public record, and your astoundingly self)righteous belief that the only valid employees of a newspaper are /reporters/ says volumes about you and your supercilious attitude. ?ere's a tiny clue from someone who participated in the budget planning of several newspapers. Your vaunted /ournalists/ are actually called /reporters/ at every newspaper I've worked at and with, and they are at the very bottom of the food chain. If you ever reach the management level, you'll know that they are regarded as cannon fodder, cheaper than screw)top wine and as interchangeable as athletic socks. <orse, most of them suck. ;r the lumbering, listing, weaving and bobbing of (dobe Ieader like a drunk lurching and staggering slowly along the sidewalk from one lamppost to the next, year after year after year, as the software plows its way, burping and belching, through a swamp of sewage in order to drape its flabby self into a chair, reeking tired beer fumes with every exhalation. It takes a special kind of programmer )) a village drunkard of code )) to produce an application like this, and (dobe seems to have hired all of them. Yer missin' the point here unior. I have neither the time nor the legal resources to waste on figuring out who some %senet tit sucker is. =ut then I'm ust some F. 3oe with an agenda of correcting the clueless bullshit you tit suckers spit up in groups like this so anyone with a legitimate need for security doesn't end up thrashing theirs because your wretch went unchallenged. If I were even mildly interested in spanking you literally, and sufficiently funded, I know ust where to drive the bar in to wedge open your false security, and yank you out in the open ust like the vet did the day they yanked you from your mother's crotch. ++ ,oor little loon. "o defeated and deflated you can't find anything of substance to argue about, yet you're still unable to refrain from slobbering all over my dick about how everyone is one person /out to get/ you and your dull witted pedo)friendAsB. ?ere's a couple free clues for you pet. I had nothing at all to do with any of what you think I did, and you're a pathetic little bitch. You're not /dangerous/, loon, you're a sad oke in a clown suit shitting his pants on tempo in front of an audience and pretending not being fully potty trained is a suitable substitute for intelligence and wit. That's the extent of your contribution here, and the reason people but their e@ists to your metaphorical teeth every time you open your mouth. It's all you deserve. You're such a dumb sonofabitch you can't control your mental purges no matter how fucking stupid what you have to say is, and you actually think that's clever. That's right my little pole smoking pet, and nobody here looks, smells, tastes, sounds, or feels anything like a frog.... except to that bi5arre abscess of necrotic tissue you like to think passes as a suitable substitute for your brain. The why of this is the most pathetic aspect of your worthless existence. You're desperate to gain some margin of /power/ over the people who point at you and laugh. =y pretending you can paint a recogni5able face on your tormentors you begin to convince yourself you've become something barely resembling significant in their lives, but in spite of a years long session of repetitive episodes of the sort of embarrassments that would drive normal people to a clue, you've remained far too willfully asstarded to reali5e that all your insane amphigory really does is make you look more and more like you have shit in your skull every single single time you go there. =ut then, you really don't have any other recourse now do you loser! There's ust not enough IH anywhere in your gene pool to launch anything that might be realistically labeled a successful counter to the years and years of ass whippings you've been given, so every single time you post another bit of that trademark =oschloo imbecility the discussion invariably gets deflected towards your deviant @rog (dmin folie du doute. You're far too incompetent to contribute anything useful in the first place, and demonstrably not clever enough to engage in any sort of amusing verbal thrust and parry. "o, here we are once again again listening to your amphibian obsessions after another bout of the sort of abasement that's defined your presence.... since the day you first arrived .... ++ =e careful heeding to technical advice based upon advertisement)driven publications$ 'Guarctos (mericanus =unghole' habitually persists in spreading marketing hype instead of sound technical advice. ?is ignorance is surpassed only by his lonely desire to be noticed at any cost. Troll)o)*eter 1ot)Troll Troll D - 0 7 P L 6 K O N -D 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 ; A,egged the needle$B +++ : I was in a paint store once and read the label on a can of paint. It : said> /3o not take internally/. : <hat IG(EEY bothers me is that the guy they wrote this for nullifies my : vote$ .)BB ++ (. =ecause it disturbs the logical flow of the message. H. <hy is top posting frowned upon! I. ,erche' disturba il flusso logico della lettura 3. ,erche' /postare sopra/ e' tanto fastidioso! ++ 3an, @riendly advice,... relax. You're on your way to %senet burnout. "tate your opinion and move along,... nobody likes a ball hog at the dunktank. >)B ++ <hy do you people hate us so! <e don't harm little children, we love them. (ll that we want to do is benefit them. They are so warm and cuddly and cute, oh, and it feels oh so good to feel them up, to see their little peepees perk up and get hard, why they don't even really know what is happening to them. It feels good to them and it feels good to us, so what is the big deal anyway! <hy don't you people ust leave us alone. <e have very few pleasures in life for the most part. <hy do you want to take away this delightful little sweetness that we get so seldom to enoy, and besides, the young tender ones forget all about it soon after if a big fuss isn't made by all of you do)gooders. You know, child)adult delight has been with us from the beginning of time, it is only lately that you right)wing republican fascist pigs have fixated upon this oh so tender sweetness of ours. Eeave us alone, go back to your trough and eat your slop. ++ The school district is ustified in any discipline measures re'uired to protect the students and faculty in their charge. The 1((&, needs to address the following. /They're standing on the corner and they can't speak Gnglish. I can't even talk the way these people talk. <hy you ain't, <here you is, <hat he drive, <here he stay, <here he work, <ho you be.../ (nd I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk. (nd then I heard the father talk. Gverybody knows it's important to speak Gnglish except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth. In fact you will never get any kind of ob making a decent living. ,eople marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education, and now we've got these knuckleheads walking around. The lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal. These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids. RLDD sneakers for what !! (nd they won't spend R0DD for ?ooked on ,honics. I am talking about these people who cry when their son is standing there in an orange suit. <here were you when he was 0 !! <here were you when he was -0 !! <here were you when he was -O and how come you didn't know that he had a pistol !! (nd where is the father !! ;r who is his father ! ,eople putting their clothes on backward. Isn't that a sign of something gone wrong! ,eople with their hats on backward, pants down around the crack, isn't that a sign of something ! ;r are you waiting for Fesus to pull his pants up ! Isn't it a sign of something when she has her dress all the way up and got all type of needles ApiercingsB going through her body! <hat part of (frica did this come from!! They are not (fricans. Those people are not (fricans> they don't know a thing about (frica... <ith names like "hani'ua, Tali'ua and *ohammed and all of that crap, and all of them are in ail. =rown or black versus the =oard of Gducation is no longer the white person's problem. <e have got to take the neighborhood back. ,eople used to be ashamed. Today a woman has eight children with eight different 'husbands')) or men or whatever you call them now. <e have millionaire football players who can not read. <e have million)dollar basketball players who can not write two paragraphs . <e, as black folks have to do a better ob. "omeone working at <al)*art with seven kids, you are hurting us. <e have to start holding each other to a higher standard. <e cannot blame the white people any longer./ 3r. <illiam ?enry /=ill/ &osby, Fr., Gd. 3. aka g I luvs womens, forget all the above, I luvs womens.h + You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. 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To apply the anonymous poster's twisted logic, one could say that, since -DDT of heroin users have previously drunk water, water is the ultimate precursor drug, with -DDT correlation to later hard drug use. ++ 1o, you ineffably stupid fuck, I said next to nothing about the ^substance^ of the so)called report, because I didn't need to. There I"1'T a report ) it was withdrawn before publication for reasons those associated with it are unwilling to disclose. I couldn't have asked for better confirmation of my mocking observation that /OLT of statistics are made up on the spot./ ;nce again, you are left standing with your pants around your ankles and your dick hanging out, and yet you are so stupid that you don't reali5e you have made a complete fool of yourself with your vapourware study. =ut blither on. Fesus fuckign &hrist kid, even ^I^ could make some sound arguments for lowering the age of consent drastically without any of your idiotic, double standard, these)guys)are)shit)but)the)guys) that)whack)off)to)it)aren't baloney . ,robably to within limits that would shock and awe even you apologists. You're yapping up a bare tree there sonny. "eriously. If you want a situation changed then get off your apologist bandwagon and find a real drum to beat. =ecause until you can do that all you're doing is pissing off normal people. : #o away fascist apologist, ^yawn^ Typical pedophile tactics. <hen backed into a corner foam at the mouth and spew /fascist/, or /bible thumper/, or even 8gasp: /1a5i$/. Tough luck though, no intelligent person is going to be fooled into believing that pedophiles are ust another poor, oppressed minority by your transparent bullshit. ++ :(gain we have to look at 3%I. 1ot long ago it was essentially :acceptable, if not glorified in some fairly large circles. Gver :increasing legal pressure has changed that. ...and the conviction rate went down. <hen it was a R7DD fine, most people pled guilty. <hen it became harsher, many stopped drinking and driving, but those who still drink and drive get better lawyers, put up more of a defense, and are faced with uries more likely to let them off if in doubt. 3o you think that giving people the death penalty for aywalking will eliminate aywalking! 1ope. It will eliminate convictions for aywalking. ,unishments can be too light Adrink driving in the -NLDsB too harsh Asmoking weed in the -N6DsB or ust right. I want the punishment for child porn to be exactly whatever amount of harshness will protect the most children. I don't know what that level is, and udging from your bogus statistics, neither do you. *y guess is that the current laws are fairly good as far as accused pedophiles not simply pleading guilty, and they seem to be pretty good as far as uries not letting them off because the sentence is too long. The interesting 'uestion concerns things like what /yardbird's ,als/ were doing to avoid being caught. If the punishment was made harsher, some would do more to not get caught, others would 'uit doing the crime. If the punishment was made less harsh, some would do less to not get caught, others would do more crime. It would take a good study by a statistical criminologist to figure out which effect is larger. + 3o you take stupidity pills! There is a -DDT correlation ) absolutely perfect$ ) between having drunk water earlier in life and later committing murder. The two go absolutely hand in hand. Your logic would have us executing water drinkers$ =ut I can understand your eagerness to get past that thinking business at which you are so incompetent and on to the fun part of killing people. (hh, I see. <e should not punish crimes that people actually commit but instead execute them for being intrinsically evil. Is there any other medieval superstition you'd care to spout! ?ow convenient. 1ot only are these folks intrinsically evil who should be put to death whether or not they have committed a crime, there's no need to even think about what constitutes the crime. You really are a sterling example of complete drooling mindlessness. (hh, I see you're out of arguments Aif we can call such pathetically meager maunderings argumentsB and have now been reduced to pure blithering. <ell, blither on. + ?ow adroitly you backpedal while weaseling and eating your words. It was you and your fellow anonymous sockpuppets who called for lynching and murder of all paedophiles for all paedophile acts whatever their severity. ?ell, you and he other sockpuppet morons like you, called for them to be raped and murdered in ail. 1ow, your mindless bloodthirst exposed for what it is, you want to back off! <ell, slither away then, but don't expect me to take you or your specious rationali5ations any more seriously now than before. You are crawling back into your hole to lick your wounds after being soundly publicly thrashed, but you have learned nothing and will, when your wounds heal, emerge again ust as stupid as ever. ++ <hat in the @%&M are you blithering about! You, or a related anonymous sockpuppet, brought up an idiotic irrelevancy. drunk drivers. I mocked this idiocy. 3o I need to explain other tricky concepts like /up/ and /down/ for you, too! "igh$ You really are a moron who needs /up/ and /down/ explained. The drunk driver /argument/ is a specious bit of nonsense that only a fool like you could think is relevant. You see, moron, drunk driving is criminali5ed because it directly endangers others. It is a form of reckless endangerment that could directly, in and of itself, without re'uiring any additional act or decision, cause death or serious inury. 2iewing kiddie porn, while morally reprehensible, does not and can not, in and of itself, directly harm a child. That re'uires a separate and distinct act of abusing the child physically, a separate act including a separate specific instance of voluntary conduct, one that does not depend on or re'uire the viewing as a predecessor act. 1ow, I don't expect a moron like you to accept this ) because, well, you're a moron. =ut my answer above is nonetheless completely dispositive. ++ You, or one of your sockpuppets introduced an idiotic irrelevancy. drunk drivers. It was worthy only of mockery Aactually, it didn't even merit mockery, but I indulged you a little lest you become discouraged by your repeated failuresB. ?ey moron, nobody is making excuses for pedos. I'll play your game. please post cites of me apologi5ing and making excuses for pedos. 8insert cricket noises here: 1o, what I am doing is something your tiny little brain cannot comprehend, I'm being logical and rational. I'm saying that you cannot condemn and convict without proof and a trial. You can't comprehend this, the thought of this is so alien to you that in your feeble mind it must be a form of pedo apology. To you if anyone refuses to condemn and convict without proof or a trial they must be a pedo apologist, you are a fuckin twit with at best a 6th grade education. I know, trying to convince you that people should not be condemned and convicted without proof or a trial is like trying to teach a parrot calculus, you patiently explain differential e'uations and get back /awk, pedo apologist, awk, pedo apologist/. The only difference between you and the parrot is that the parrot can learn other phrases. ++ I'm terribly sorry, =randon, I didn't make allowance for your now)obvious handicap. being a dishonest simpleton. @or, as I noted in my previous post, only a dishonest simpleton would rely on a paper that has 1;T been published, indeed, has been <IT?3I(<1 from publication, to which 1; agency will attach its name, and about which 1; ;1G, including the authors, is willing to speak on the record. In short, it's vapourware. You have no point ) you are a blitherer who brings up irrelevancies. I dispose of them, not to convince a moron like you, but for the benefit of others not intractably stupid like you. You, a compulsive moron, have convincingly demonstrated that you will continue to bring up such inanities repeatedly, even after they have been utterly shot down, ust as a dog will return to its vomit. (nd now, having disposed of all your idiotic points yet again, they and you are dismissed. A(lthough I know you will blither on nonetheless ) it's a compulsive disorder you seem unable to overcome.B ++ You cannot refute anything I actually say so now you have invented a straw man and put words in its mouth. <hat a dishonest cunt you are$ ++ %nsupported Aand unsupportableB assertion not worthy of response. ;h, I'll relent and make a brief response AI'm such a softieB. =ullshit$ ++ <ell, many thought *x had contaminated the group, but then bertie and maxi gave us a tutorial on true toxic typing. ++ The fact that you can't change intellectual and emotional gears only means that. You. @or those of us who have a modicum of reason, it's no big damn deal. <hat, cooties, do the swingers leave cooties! They get all over you and ewwwwwww! You charge in from a slanted, nudist)brain dominated viewpoint, this has clouded out cognitive thought. That's understandable, you're still capable of this shiny err and appropriately recover. It's a chasm but, hey, historically, you should be supeydoopey ok. Iemember. /I think there is a world market for maybe five computers ./ )) Thomas <atson, chairman of I=*, -NP7 ?ow to @ake Gnlightenment I know what a lot of you are probably saying. /=odhi, why would anyone want to fake enlightenment!/ That is a pretty good 'uestion, for someone on a lower spiritual plane than me, so I will get straight to the point )) chicks ^dig^ it$ Take it from me, and from other maor spiritual studs like (lan <atts and Men <ilbur, if you want to get laid, and get laid a ^lot^, it doesn't hurt to have the /intense but totally centered spiritual guy/ thing going for you. /;M,/ you say, /that's good enough for me. ?ow ^do^ you fake enlightenment!/ <ell, ^I^ don't have to fake it. I have been in a continual state of cosmic consciousness since I was -7, but as some of you may know, enlightenment gradually wears off, and you have to recharge your #odhead from time to time. To tell the truth, I was lucky. I discovered the perfect koan early in my life, and I only have to meditate for four or five minutes, tops, to get that satori when I need to get back on top of my game. =ut some people never /get it/, and this lesson is for you. If you want all the benefits, without all the work, ust follow these simple instructions. -. Eearn /the look/. The look is the face and actions of a guy Aor chick$B totally at peace, and at one with the universe. @irst, the face. Eook at yourself in the mirror. <hat do you see! You see a guy Aor a gal$B with worry lines and muscles pulled into the mask that people think of as /you/. The enlightened master is relaxed and at ease, and his serene look shows it$ Eet your facial muscles go slack. 3on't let your aw drop open, but your lips should ust barely touch each other. Your eyelids should be drooping, so that they are ust touching the top of your pupils, and you should have ust a hint of a /*ona Eisa/ smile. #et ust the slightest hint of a smirk, like you ^know^ 2ictoria's secret$ 1ot too much, though, or you'll ruin the effect. ,ractice this in the mirror every day until you can do it by feel. 0. <alk the walk. This is part two of /the look/, and is ust as important. &hicks should get the feeling that you are relaxed, yet powerful, ready to spring into action, like a panther. @irst of all, "E;< 3;<1$ If you are at one with the universe, who are you hurrying to meet! Yourself$ (nd you won't be disappointed if Y;% turn up a little late, will you! <alk slowly and deliberately, letting your arms swing free. It takes a while to get the rhythm, but it is not as hard as getting the face right. ,ractice is the key. It's not you walking, it's #od walking through you, baby$ 7. *eeting people's eye. This might be the hardest part )) you have to be able to look directly at people, yet look through them at the same time. <hat do you usually do when you come across someone on the street or in the office! If you know them, you might look them in the eye and say /hi/, but if you don't, you look away. 1%? %?. That won't fly. The enlightened master can look directly into the eyes of a stranger, because he is looking at himself$ ;f course, you won't be able to actually look into your own eyes unless you have had the /big flash/, so try this instead. look directly through people at things behind them, but not too far to the side. Eook at the tree for a few seconds, the car for a few seconds, the sidewalk, that bird, whatever. You will look like you are looking directly into their soul if that is what they want to think Aand believe me, the babes want exactly that$B and they will think you are looking at things behind that if they are uncomfortable thinking otherwise. This takes practice, but the payoffs... well, ust look at me$ P. &onversation. It is not as hard as you might think. Fust think, /<hat would the =uddha say!/ "ay you are at a party, and you have /the face/ and /the walk/ and you are sitting, relaxed, drinking a beer and talking to a babe. "he asks you what you do for a living. Your response! /I teach people how to live. That sounded weird... you know, some people ust aren't comfortable in the world, and I help them out. I guess I'll never have you for a client. You look like you are extremely together, 3enise. ;h, it's &arla! <ell believe me, in another life it was 3enise, and she was really together too./ "ee how easy it is! =abes want to be spiritual, and they want you to notice. <ell, that's enough for now. Eet me know how well my system works for you. <ho knows, someday, if you play your cards right and get the act down, you might ust become an enlightened master too$ 1amaste, "ri =odhi ,rana ;h look at the poor metrosexual libtwat =itchy Iitchy snapping his purse shut and /plonking/ someone because he was punked. You loser libs can't argue your way out of a full condom. Foe 1ickell indeed picks all the rotten cherries he can find and then spits out the seeds as facts. ?is opinion pieces are ust thatk)his opinions, nothing more. ?is grandiose generali5ations and insinuations are unfortunately cited by uneducated teenagers and mentally ill adults as evidence of somethingk)I dondt know what because those who use him as a source certainly never reference any real evidence. *ore people need to know what an incompetent egotist Foe 1ickell really is. ;h dear, did your boyfriend =obby &ostas teach you that before someone wiped their asshole on his eyes! You have a friend! This is anecdotal. Gxtraordinary claims re'uire extraordinary evidence. The burden of proof is on the claimant. Is there any independent witnesses to this friend! 3id you hallucinate the friendship! <as the friend blinded! <as there a non) friend control group! <as this friend found by =ayesian methods using a prior probability bias! <e have no evidence materialist skeptics have friends, all the cases in history were found to be errors, rumours or blackmail. I've been running - million dollar challenge to materialist skeptics to prove they have a real friend and none have passed the preliminary.
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