Power Rankings

#PR are based on record, points for and breakdown. Breakdown is your teams overall record if they
played every team in the league during every game. For example if you score the most points that week
then your breakdown record is 9-0 for that week because you would have beaten everyone, and if you
have the lowest score then your record is 0-9 because you would have lost to everyone.
10(-2): Daddys Team (0-5) Points: 440.5 Breakdown: 12-33
Daddy, I want to apologize, the schedule makers (Idk who that is) were not kind to you, 581 points have
been dropped on your head through the first 5 weeks (116 ppg), Brandon is a close second with 577
(115.4 ppg). It is hard to win when the other team puts up as many points as you guys have had put up on
you lately. Here is my advice for you, trade Calvin or Stafford, or Gore, trade someone for a couple of
players that will get you points right now; Daddy has only been in this league for 2 years and he is in
jeopardy of not making the playoffs for the first time, 2 years, 2 appearances, right now youre batting
1.000 and here is the good news, the two teams that are in front of you for playoff spots are only 2-3. You
are only 2 games out of being in the playoffs, you just need to make a move or two to make your team
better. 1. Start Daddy Wilson, hes had 4 straight games of over 21 and has been dominant. 2. Make a
trade or two before this week that will improve your team (you may have to trade someone that you dont
want to) 3. Win..If you want to make the playoffs then you have to start winning and you need to start
right away. A few different things go your way and you are 2-3 (loss to Brad by 11, loss to Courte by 3.5,
if you had played Wilson then you would have won last week). Daddy isnt done, he just needs a tad
better luck, and just like the blizzard.. its coming.
9(+1): Hawaii 0-5s (0-5) Points: 447 Breakdown: 12-33
You may be 0-5, silver lining, you did move up one spot in the Power Rankings! This year has been
absolutely horrendous for you and Id call you by team name but lets be real, it has changed a lot this
year lol. Sometimes things just happen like this and there is nothing you can do about it, predicting
fantasy football is hard, sometimes you make a trade because you think the player isnt doing well and
then booman explosion. I know that stings but again here is another silver lining, you are not
eliminated yet, in the past 5 years there have been 7 teams that made the playoffs with a 6-7 record (not
even a winning one!). What Im saying is IT ISNT OVER YET! Almost everything I wrote to Chris
applies to you as well, the only unfortunate part is that your division is tougher than Chriss, if the ball
bounces a few different ways you could be looking at a completely different record.
8(0): Graham Crackers (2-3) Points: 457 Breakdown: 15-30
Finally! Eddie Lacy got it together and put up a performance that we have been expecting all year long!!
And the best part about it is that the JGB lost as well, tying up the 3
rd
playoff spot in the AFC, making
this week all the more interesting. As each 3
rd
place team from the NFC and AFC play each other and
each 4
th
place team from the NFC and AFC play each other it is almost inevitable that a change up in
division rankings occurs at the end of this week, hopefully for this team it works out, but Jimmy is on a
bye so it could prove to be slightly more difficult than before.




7(0): The Sanchize (2-3) Points: 497 Breakdown: 19-26
Just as I said with the Graham Crackers #PR, both of these teams are sitting in a position to tie up or take
the lead in a playoff race for the 3
rd
spot, with the 3
rd
place teams playing and the 4
th
place teams playing
things are going to get good. Heres an interesting stat that may help with this game, only one time since
2009 has Treys team got to week 6 and been worse than 3-3, history shows that the Sanchize will win
this game and improve to .500, and if that is the case, then hes pulling for the JGB to get a win over
Sankey. Even though this team has been losing players left and right, until last week their scores kept
rising week by week, 1 through 4 they went up each week, then week 5 had a slight drop off, I think week
6 theyll get back on track.
6(-2): Saved By LeBell (3-2) Points: 481.5 Breakdown: 19-26
Get your Bells, get your LeVeon Bells, get em while theyre hot, buy one get the other (Joique) half off.
So as everyone in the league knows, Bell is on the block, everyone should know because I think at one
point everyone in the league was in trade discussions with Brad yesterday, his thumbs were tired lol.
Although they lost this week and failed to score 85 points, the schedule has been kind to this team and
theyre still sitting at 2
nd
place in a division where everyone but the Man-things is having some sort of
issuewhat Im saying is it could be worse (you could be in the NFC lol). Another good thing is theyre
playing the Hawaii 0-5s and as their name says, theyre having trouble winning. The only thing about 0-5
teams is that they have to win at some point, and who knows, this week could be their time.
5(-1): Jordy Green Bryant (2-3) Points: 548 Breakdown: 27-18
Knock Knock Whos there? JGB JGB wh (Slap) Ve vill be ze ones asking ze questions. Ok
after taking their 3
rd
loss in a row and coming up against a Sankey team that is hotter than fire right now,
it is not looking all too great for the JGB. Help may be on the horizon right now as they insert two new
running backs into their lineup this week and add in Tom Brady (who may or may not start for them) who
did a great job against a usually fierce Cincinnati defense. The additions of Brandon Oliver who is
described as Sproles, with more power (Antonio Gates) seems to be the real deal as he put up great
numbers against a Jets defense that has stymied the likes of Matt Forte (2.5 ypc), Eddie Lacy (3.3 ypc)
Reggie Bush (3.8 ypc) and Oaklands run game (1.7 ypc lol). All in all, I expect Oliver to have a good
week, maybe this team gets a much needed win, or maybe they drop down to 4
th
in the division, well see.
4(0): The First Rounders (4-1) Points: 568 Breakdown: 24-21
It just seems like no matter what happens this team cannot gain any ground on Ay-Ay Ron, after losing to
Jake in week 1 theyre on a 4 game streak, and not a single one of those wins has resulted in moving up in
the standings. After a 158 performance that was mainly from newly acquired Demaryius Thomas and Rob
Gronkowski this team is looking to take down #1, unfortunately bye weeks are proving to be very tough
for this team. We are not expecting a W this week, but if one is earned, then were going to be popping
champagne.
3(0): Sanky Pank (3-2) Points: 654.5 Breakdown: 34-11
This team has the most points, but unfortunately theyve had some bad losses. In weeks 2 and 4 the
Fightin Andrew Lucks took their 2 losses, both of which came at the hands of the leading scorer of the
week; if this trend keeps up then expect JGB to drop about 150 this week and Sankey to lose another even
numbered week. However, I actually dont see this happening, this team has put up an average of 130.8
which ranks up there with some of the best 5 game stretches any team has ever had (#1 153.9- Rendon #2
145.8- Jacob). One thing about those two teams mentioned before, 1 won the championship, the other
almost made it there, one thing they both did was eventually slow down. This pace wont keep up but for
the time being, get the fuck out of the way because theyre on a streak.
2(0): Ay-Ay Ron (5-0) Points: 590.5 Breakdown: 30-15
Congratulations on being the first team ever to make it to week 5 unscathed, in the 9 seasons we have
been doing this only 1 time has anyone ever made it to 5-0, and that would be the Ay-Ay Rons. With that
being said youve had your share of close calls, with victories of: 7.5, 21, 0.5, 16.5 and 8. This team has
got some good breaks, but theyve also scored big when they needed to ala 160.5 points in week 3. With
Lynch and Rodgers leading the way this team can and will go farOnly 2 more wins to secure a playoff
spot.
1(0): Bushy Man-things (4-1) Points: 604.5 Breakdown: 35-10
We are seeing a trend now, this makes 3 straight weeks of the same #PowerRankings leader with the #1
breakdown and the #2 total points score this team is for real, no fluke about it. With a solid core of
WRs/TE mixed with a decent QB this team is riding a 3 game winning streak and was only 2.5 points
away from being 5-0 (Week 2 vs. Brent). Theyre drawing The First Rounders this week without Jamaal
Charles or Drew Brees so lets be real here, this team is probably looking at two things:1. Another week at
the top and 2. a 5-1 record.