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Right.
Good boy.
Dig.
Now I’m not saying that the ladies are wrong or even
unhelpful, I’m just saying that Douglas Adams can rock
it in a way that Mom and Condoleeza just can’t.
It’s so cool, I think. If you look at early Greek art (to the
left and previous page) it’s vapid, dull, and
basically like all art that came before it. Lifeless.
Accurate, sure. Probably the most accurate in history
(check out his man), but the fella’s just standing there
naked. So what? Put it on my grave and don’t charge
me for it.
“Excuse me,” I ask the fat Greek who hadn’t left her
post in ten minutes, “do you speak English?”
“Why not?”
“No pictures.”
I blow off some steam a few rooms over and run into
this naked marble lady, opposite.
DO NOT PUSH
Just as she looks away I jump to her left, whip it out of Heavyset woman’s hand, foreground.
my pocket and shoot.
Hahahahahahaha!!!
Thesius, baby.
Oh yes. Thesius.
The Last Time You Giggled
Consider a riddle.
With me so far?
Actually, I don’t relax just yet. It feels good, but the real
twist in my twine was my thirst.
Ahh.
Ahh.
That’s the stuff.
You can sense pressure even without a sense of touch, To the left, Corinthian columns; to the right, tourists;
and know the position of your limbs, too.
underground, John.
You smell with your tongue. You taste with the roof of
your mouth all the way down the back of your throat
and you can taste more than just sweet, salt, sour, and
bitter – the most famous is the “flavor” of MSG called
umami.
Women living together synchronize their meunstration
cycles. People next to you can adopt similar emotions
to yours without seeing, smelling, or hearing you.
Very badly.
And there are no restrooms.
Today is a good day for me, but not while I’m walking
a solid mile down a road plastered on either side with
fruit stands, carpet-bagging huts, and knick-knack
shacks.
No. No, not at this time at all. The Great Library at Ephesus, large enough to hold all
we know about sensation and observation, ruined.
This time, for me, becomes unbearable.
The flips are worse than the flops, I reckon, and each
one seems to percolate more and more fluid out of my
lower intestine and into my bladder.
Ungh.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.
Heeheehee.
Heehee, I think.
You take the dumbest man alive and sit him in front of
Stephen Hawking for an hour, then take him
skydiving and ask him which was more memorable,
fun, and helpful.
Very popular.
Thousands die.
He walks up to me.
Mosquitoes swarm.
I can’t remember.
I’m stupid but I’m no ... well anyway I’m smart enough
not to respond.
I notice these tiny little bugs that have amassed I wander for an hour and then return for a shower. The
themselves by the hundreds on my clothes and my skin. little pests eventually covered all my clothes and skin.
I’ve never seen them before. Like gnats only smaller
and stickier. To see an army so close to war, so ready to pounce
at the faintest sign of danger, it helps me to see how
It’s hard to get them off. much we all want to avoid that situation.
They start to sting. In fact, the Lebanese here are the most peaceful
people I’ve ever seen, despite – or perhaps because
The man looks around and walks back to his post with – it’s happened for fifty thousand years.
a wave of his right hand.
And despite all the guns.
I walk away from him and take a few more pictures,
shown on previous pages. Anyhow, they hope I publish this book, I think.
Ah.
Jihad if the ones with the weapons will it, the way I see
it.
This is how my day starts. And it’s all downhill from here
as 36 ghosts can attest.
The sun rises and sets.
I want to stay.
I take a good hard look in the mirror and all I ever see
is my face. But take a look at half a ton of shattered
glass that’s sucked into the streets from a colossal drop
in pressure and in the reflection I only see madness.
Soldiers on every other street corner makes it easy
I see a desire to get away from this and bury it and
to respond quickly.
never speak of it again. I see people telling me this is
other people’s problem.
I’m going through my email now.
Opposite is what I read. It’s selfish because you’re doing what you want
to do and its [sic] hur ting Mom and Dad
They may sound like the voices of rational, emotional, tremendously.
sensitive human beings but I assure you underneath -Lon (brother)
that veil, which appears to give them the qualities of
Don’t forget for a second that you are sitting on
perfectly healthy people, there is simply a thought
a powder keg .... [You are] a foolhardy young
which has yet to occur to them.
man who is on some kind of mission that is taking
[you] blindly into danger with no obvious benefit
And the beast that prowls in silence prowls wild. nor clear outcome.
-Stu (godfather)
This blast, one of many, hits close to me. Very close.
But because they don’t see it, it hits much closer to I had a terrible dream last night about you. I
them. won’t even tell.
-Terri (mom)
But I do expect them to learn one thing from this. The Please, please leave that countr y, now.
history books for the third millennium have yet to be -Paul (dad)
written, but I predict that when they do this thing will
be the first chapter. This thing is not to be ignored, but
neither is it to be backed up by ancient history.
I want to be clear.
OK?
OK.
Now, wait.
Wait.
Alright, go ahead.
I love you but you don’t have the luxur y of sitting this one out.
Also, don’t blow anyone up. I assume they know that,
though.
Good.
Thanks.
Why I Left
Not just half the meat, mind you... I’m looking at liver, a
couple feathers, and half a goddamned tongue.
I know.
You’ve been disappointed with the allusions to every
genre, the morals of every story, and the
punchlines of every joke.
A story of creativity.
It stings.
Bewilderment.
Her brain fires and fires like gunshots and mortars. She
balances when her ears feel gravity and when her
mind fills with music she sings to her babies like milk
from her breast.
As Bashar Assad songs fill the air I watch men run down
Me ignoring the only two bits of advice the streets of Damascus to hole up in canvas tents with
Condoleeza Rice has on her Syria website: doctors and needles to make them bleed thumbprints
pressed onto presidential ballots, for it is election day
avoid large crowds and don’t take pictures.
in this dictatorship – and the people must choose.
Yet they know no beauty like the tune of a heartbeat
heard from inside a womb, and I know no one who
does.
The heroine of my story is not always happy, but she is
always accepting. She always observes. She sees how
sticks and rocks kill people easier than fists and teeth
– and heavy sticks are best of all.
Uh oh.
Fear.
Yes this one, she thinks. This one is best of all. She waits
The “Let’s All Take a Day Off Work and Celebrate and waits and the sound stops.
How Great I Am” Parade, downtown Damascus
Safety.
This monumental affair, which is silent, is a feeling that He’s nice, regardless. He goes to get me a cup of tea.
then exists in the universe for the first time. I edge closer to the registration table and record this
ghastly display of imprivacy.
Now and never before an animal looks at the rock and
sees how it can improve. Men register their ID card, name, address, and
thumbprint in front of a government official. The
Now there is creation behind the eyes. official then watches which way the man casts his vote,
publicly records it, and places it in a clear plastic bin.
She is not satisfied.
Can I take a picture, I ask the gunman? He asks to see
And dissatisfaction is not an old affair for our ancestors. my camera.
She breaks two rocks against each other and a sharper I give it to him and he shoots me instead (with the
weapon is made from a dull one by means of camera). Picture on the next page (note the above
destruction. For once, a tool is made, not just used. average composition skills!).
At this time a human is made from an animal by means Better than nothing, I think.
of creation.
Still, I consider for a second the predicament that Syria
and I are in.
This is possible.
The optometrist who rules Syria, and me.
However, I have unique, disfigured wrinkles on my
cerebrum and I personally like to think that she would
sneak into a voting booth, befriend one of the
militiamen, get him to trust her, and when everyone
turns their back to see that a large speaker has just
fallen over from the wind outside she’d grab a voting
slip, stick it in her pocket and run from the tent that has
a ninety foot poster of the goofiest looking patriarch in
the land above it and ten men with ten automatic rifles
outside of it and hightail it the hell out of Syria so fast
that half of her belongings stay at the hostel which is
trying to rip her off anyhow so she can shoot it with her
trusty digital camera and show everyone who is willing
to get suckered into a thirty dollar book by an
unknown author exactly what the only official
referendum slip to make it out of Syria looks like and
propose to the world that, while there is actually such
a thing as an election ballot with only one name on it,
there is no such thing as a clear choice.
My heart was broken 215 ago and this trip is, for me,
about discovering why I would impulsively travel across
the world and through the Middle East.
Her name is Barbara McClintock and she is right. “La,” says the bus.
First, be dissatisfied.
Then wait.
Wait.
“Jews are very bad people,” the boy says. To his right is
his old, probably broken M16.
The little town of Bethlehem, with 30% unemployment. There’s a train heading for Philadelphia and five
women are passed out on the track one mile ahead,
about to get run over and killed by the train. But this
time there’s a big fat dude just next to you and the only
way to stop the train is to push him in front of it. He will
die but it’s sure to save the five ladies’ lives.
I sniff.
He says no.
I listen.
The virgin mother that may have been, if she ever was,
surely did not chance to miss witness of the moment an
Iraqi and an American sit, loaded M16 and all, above
the church that shelters the little cave where she gave
birth to the tiny Jesus of Nazareth, and, underneath the
clouds which no one can see in the darkness, age.
Really.
Oy.
This was not just a cute thing either, I find out now I was
clinically sick.
It’s hot.
Eep.
Too many guns and too little water, I think. This place is
enough to give a good man a headache.
Bedouin child who taught me a few swear words in When I was a child I was obsessive compulsive.
Arabic.
It seems to come down to a lot of little things I thought
were normal. When I spun around one way, I had to
spin back around the other way... there is an obsessive
urge that has to be satisfied.
Ahhhhhhh.
It is an odd thing to attend a wedding and, from start Bedouin wedding. Jordanians wear the red kuffiah,
to finish, be entirely sober. It occurs to me that without
Saudis wear the white.
my spontaneous desire to travel the world and my
frequent insistence on humor in inappropriate situations
And they can all shake it.
my first sober marriage would likely have been my own.
Untrue. If this were the case, I observe, the Muslims to I’ve met many dangerous characters but none like the
my left would not be firing their AK47s into the air unless madmen that flow through my veins. I just prefer to
Allah were to see those bullets safely return to the earth make friends with them. You, though, are surely sane
and out of my way. enough not to worry about anything below the glia of
consciousness.
As it turns out, He does.
And now, if you are still on board, seriously get the hell
At this, he decides that I am indeed a good Muslim out of my car because it’s mine and I’m sure you’re a
and tells me that I also may fire a gun if I wish. fine driver yourself.
I do not. Just play it safe and don’t go over the speed limit.
I am comfortable being mad and still staying safe. Me, I’m crazy enough to hike a mountain with a broken
foot and a wicked sunburn, even enough to stop at the
But you? top of a cliff in raging winds to set my camera up for
a delayed exposure knowing that it could quite easily
By all means, you be good little boys and girls and careen down into the nothingness of the canyon at any
obey the law, OK? second so I could get myself in the shot, but not quite
enough to hire a shrink or fire a rifle.
Good. Crazy thoughts and original thinking never led
to anything but danger and instability. But that’s me.
There is after all a great torrent of explosive thought You, well, call and let me know how the world looks
sealed behind our ignorance and contained under below 60 mph.
great pressure.
Or start catching up.
I’m nervous and dizzy but I get weaker at the knees One of the camels that may or may not have made
every hour I fail to write this down.
fun of my inability to cope with desert weather.
After all, our brains can only click and click for so long
until something snaps. “Ha-HA! I AM the camel king!”
I drink water.
The tallest building in the world before the Eiffel Tower. I buy.
It’s the first day of summer, the longest day of the year,
and today I buy a ticket for the Rocky Mountain
sunshine.
Ahh...
Imagine creativity.
Thanks,
Sean McGowan
June 21st, 2007
Giza
Notes
Thanks,
Sean McGowan
July 4th, 2007
Denver
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