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Adela Lopez-Holster Plant is just a simple woman fighting the conventional notion of where a children's daycare should be placed against her grueling boss.
Adela Lopez-Holster Plant is just a simple woman fighting the conventional notion of where a children's daycare should be placed against her grueling boss.
Adela Lopez-Holster Plant is just a simple woman fighting the conventional notion of where a children's daycare should be placed against her grueling boss.
Written by Joshua Cazares FADE IN: INT. OFFICE - ADELAS CUBICLE - DAY ADELA PLANT (Jordan Peele), an older stout woman with a pinned-up bun and low-cut flowery dress, sits at her desk typing a memo. The phone rings and she answers it in her staple Southern accent. ADELA (into phone) McCalls and Watt, may I help you? MR. DUBOIS (Keegan-Michael Key), a generally pleasant office manager in plaid and khakis, walks up to Adelas cubicle slightly annoyed. ADELA (CONTD) (holding a finger up) Yeah... yeah... yes... oh, yes... No. We do not provide those services, maam, let me transfer you to our customer service line. Yes, maam, please hold. She lazily transfers the call and sighs as she peers over her glasses to Mr. Dubois. ADELA (CONTD) And how is your day going, Mr. Dubois? Hows the wife, hows the kids? MR. DUBOIS (hesitating) Oh, everyones great, Adela. Did you receive my--? ADELA Little Lucy still selling those cookies? Or was it cookie dough? I have a ten around here somewhere... Adela proceeds to lazily look through her pen holder, then through the top drawer in her desk... pauses to stare at her computer... before rifling through her papers. When she cant find a ten, she brings her clunky purse on to the table and proceeds to pull out several random items: Three pill bottles, an EpiPen, two baby pacifiers, a childrens Lunchable, and a coin-purse, all of which she empties onto her desk. After deciding she doesnt have enough dimes and nickels to make ten dollars, she leans back realizing something. ADELA (CONTD) Oh, no, I mustve left it in Little Phillips lunch bag. MR. DUBOIS (trying to stay polite) Adela! Thats why I came! I feel like you might be taking advantage of the offices... um... resources. ADELA (passively) Oh, no... I been takin too many papers... She lifts two reams of paper onto her desk. ADELA (CONTD) Ill put them back-- MR. DUBOIS No, no, I mean... the other resources... Do you not understand...? Adela continues to have a blank, disinterested look. MR. DUBOIS (CONTD) The office day care? He indicates the playroom sitting across the room with several children running wild. They seem to be all ages and all races, leaving Adela puzzled. ADELA What is going on, Mr. Dubois? You... you sayin I cant use the office playroom... for my kids? MR. DUBOIS No, Adela, your kids are fine. Its just-- A young SUBURBAN MOTHER walks up to Adelas cubicle. SUBURBAN MOTHER Heeeey, Adela, Im here to pick up James. ADELA Oh, Miss Reed, youre early today. 2. SUBURBAN MOTHER You know what? I got all my errands done today and thought Id surprise him and take him to the movies. ADELA Oh, that sounds wonderful, Miss Reed. Hes in there. Mr. Dubois is stone-faced. He throws a look at Adela. ADELA (CONTD) Im sorry, Mr. Dubois, you were saying? MR. DUBOIS Who was that? ADELA (confused) Um... shes married, as are you, Mr. Dubois... MR. DUBOIS No, I mean-- ADELA But, between you and me... you know, when these younger couples get together early on, I find that they need to spend more time on they own, as couples, before they bring a child into the world. And ever since James was born with a slight attitude problem - you know, the boy downright fucking rude - I think its brought down their marriage. Heavens, we shouldnt be talking this way about a child. Theyre all beautiful in Gods eyes. MR. DUBOIS What the fu--? A young HIPSTER DAD shows up at Adelas cubicle. ADELA Oh, Mr. Sanders! I aint expectin you til three! HIPSTER DAD I finished my shift early. How was her day? 3. ADELA She almost bit Little Miss May again, but dont worry - I set her straight. I gave her some copies to make, and she apologized immediately to May, and they had a wonderful nap just now. MR. DUBOIS Wait, go back. Who made copies? HIPSTER DAD (unsure of Mr. Dubois) Um... so, she ate all her food today? I packed a macaroni-thing. Did she get to that? ADELA Oh, yes, sir. Polished it up nice. HIPSTER DAD (happily relieved) Ill go get her. He leaves, and Mr. Dubois is furious. MR. DUBOIS Okay, Adela-- ADELA His wife left him and his poor little girl three years ago. Cancer. Oh, bless that sweet, sweet, sweet girl. Theyve been living at his mamas house, until the old woman decided to spend her day gambling away her social security at the bingo and couldnt watch the child-- MR. DUBOIS ADELA, THATS QUITE ENOUGH! Everyone in the office freezes. Adela stares at Mr. Dubois, daring him to continue. MR. DUBOIS (CONTD) You cannot run a daycare out of our office! Everyone, including Hipster Dad and his daughter, are nervous. Adela sighs, removes her glasses, and cleans them on diaper. 4. ADELA (slowly) Mr. Dubois... Brandon... do you know how difficult it was to go back to work for you? MR. DUBOIS What does that have to do with--? ADELA (shaking) Ten years with this company... and I aint got no benefits to take care of my kids... to take care of myself... And you have the nerve... to walk up in dis bitch... and fuckin tell me... where I should be handling my business? MR. DUBOIS This is an office, Adela-- ADELA (gesturing with her finger) YOU DONT RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ADELA LOPEZ-HOLSTER PLANT! (then calmly) You take yoself out my goddamn vicinity and leave the Lord to deal with you. As God as my witness... and He knows... I aint done nothin wrong! I see a few sweet faces lookin to me for help... and I answer the call. I answer their prayers. Yes, sir. You didnt even give me permission before I decided to take care of these helpless children! MR. DUBOIS My point exactly-- ADELA AND DONT YOU THINK ITS ABOUT TIME... that we give back. Dont you think its about time... instead of selling insurance to sex- traffickers... that we rise against the tide and give back! (shaking her head in dismay) If I was a white woman... 5. (MORE) Id have my name on a plaque outside that door. OH! IF I WERE A MAN... Id be seen as an entreprener... She pauses and closes her eyes.Mr. Dubois takes a step back, thinking shes done. ADELA (CONTD) (to the entire office) IF I WAS A TRANSGENDERED WHITE- SUPREMACIST MARRIED TO A QUADRUHPELEGIC HORSE, I WOULD BE SELLING MY LIFE RIGHTS TO UNIVERSAL... and Lana Wachowski. MR. DUBOIS (muttering silently) Look, forget I mentioned it... ADELA You and I, Brandon... (clenching her fists) We could take on... all of them. Human rights are a - (fist in palm) - RIGHT! Not a privilege. Mr. Dubois is speechless. He looks around. Everyone is on the edge of their seats. MR. DUBOIS (muttering again) Look... just dont give the children any more work... okay? ADELA (almost mouthing, in tears) Oh, youd like that. Mr. Dubois slips away. The entire office nods in approval, before resuming their work. The general office bustle returns. Adela takes a seat, reaches for her Geisha fan, and fans herself off. She slows her rhythm as she stares forward, lost in thought. ADELAS GRANDDAUGHTER (V.O.) That was the first day my grandmother, Adela Lopez-Holster Plant, stood up against the Man. She was a woman of her time... She knew the oppressors were onto her... 6. ADELA (CONT'D) (MORE) But for the sake of the nation - for the sake of future generations - Adela knew... she would not let them take away more than she had. This was it. This was all for her. At the end of her rope, she knew she wouldve taken down the entire-- A LITTLE BOY walks up to Adela carrying a stack of papers. LITTLE BOY I finished scanning these to your email, Miss Plant. Adela reaches into her blouse, pulls out a couple of ones, and throws them at the Little Boy. ADELA There. Now, get outta here little nigga. BLACKOUT. 7. ADELAS GRANDDAUGHTER (V.O.)