Beruflich Dokumente
Kultur Dokumente
Season
2*
FINAL LOCKED DRAFT
*Now with Orcish!
by
Matt Vancil
WREN (O.S.)
WREN (O.S.)
(singing)
Lum de lum de lum, me so drunk, me
so drunk.
WREN CUTOUT
Working on it.
GIANT CUTOUT
(to Wren)
Youre good-nice!
WREN CUTOUT
GIANT CUTOUT
WREN
GIANT CUTOUT
WREN CUTOUT
WREN!
I can explain.
Perf dashes across the screen, loses his hat, retrieves it.
GRAPHIC: JourneyQuest
02/11/2012 4.
(MORE)
3 3 INT. HEADMISTRESSS STUDY - DAY
You interfered.
WREN
SIT!
WREN
HEADMISTRESS
WREN
Do not interfere.
HEADMISTRESS
Do not interfere.
The Headmistress rises, slips into in lecture mode. As she
circles Wren, Wren mouths her words along with her.
HEADMISTRESS
HEADMISTRESS
HEADMISTRESS
Into frame steps KARN, 30s, a mountain of a man, his face and
crown painted crimson with blood. He scowls down at the
unseen crowd beneath the balcony, hefts his huge, bloody axe,
and SLAMS it into the floor.
KARN
KARN
CHAMBERLAIN
Noble Karn-
KARN
CHAMBERLAIN
Noble Karn-
KARN
ARISTOCRAT
KARN
CHAMBERLAIN
Noble Karn!
HEADMISTRESS
HEADMISTRESS
DJINN
DJINN
02/11/2012 8.
DJINN
(WICKED QUEEN)
KARN
MOUTHPIECE
(WICKED PRINCE)
(WICKED KING)
(PRINCE)
Youve gotten a pretty good start
on that, grist-miller.
(KING)
(KING)
02/11/2012 9.
Into frame steps QUEEN STARLING (30s), svelte and sinuous in
her fur bikini.
STARLING
Gods, would you give it a rest?
Weve been married for six years!
MOUTHPIECE
(KING)
STARLING
I wish youd visit. Weve done up
a very nice guest room.
MOUTHPIECE
(QUEEN)
I told you shed turned.
(PRINCE)
Um, yeah, wouldnt you? Have you
seen that rippling slab of man
meat? I could bounce a gold piece
off that a-
KARN
(QUEEN)
Or youll do what, pretender king?
KARN
This.
Karn shakes the Mouthpiece like a rag doll. The Wicked Kings
CRY out in disoriented shock.
MOUTHPIECE
(KING)
Karn shakes the Assassin again, harder. The Kings CRY out
again. The King BURBLES.
MOUTHPIECE
(KING)
02/11/2012 10.
The unmistakable sound of VOMITING. The Courtiers shrink
back. Karn and Starling wrinkle their noses. The Queen and
Prince CRY OUT in distaste.
MOUTHPIECE
(PRINCE)
What ungodly substance did you eat?
(QUEEN)
Agh, theres corn in my hair!
(PRINCE)
Thats not corn.
(KING)
(PRINCE)
Oh, shut it, soup-geyser! Youve
completely lost the moment.
(QUEEN)
You win this round, Karn. But one
day, one of our assassins will get
through. And we shall have our
reckoning.
KARN
KARN
SILENCE!
Everyone shuts up.
6 6 INT. HEADMISTRESSS STUDY - DAY
You mean..?
WREN
Sod.
Surprise, Meat-Henge!
BLACKOUT.
GRAPHIC: JourneyQuest
02/11/2012 12.
EPISODE II
Perf jerks upright, his hands tied. The Sword LAUGHS at him.
PERF
No.
SWORD
Everywhere.
PERF
SWORD
Everywhere!
Perf sees Nara and Carrow tied back to back. Carrow CHANTS
in frustrated meditation. Nara forces her eyes open - they
were ground shut with a migraine - and glares, betrayed.
NARA
PERF
NARA
CARROW
This is a test. I am being tested.
ASSASSIN
Up.
The Assassin kicks Perf in the leg. Perf rises, finds his
hands tied. The Assassin tucks the Sword in his belt.
ASSASSIN
(off Perfs look)
Yes?
02/11/2012 13.
PERF
SWORD
ASSASSIN
Stop it! Youll make me snot!
SWORD
Perf dashes across the screen, loses his hat, retrieves it.
GRAPHIC: JourneyQuest
02/11/2012 14.
C10 C10 INT. THRONE ROOM - DAY
QUICK CUT: Carrows undead eyes open for the first time.
PERF
CARROW
This route goes towards Sumbre.
02/11/2012 15.
ASSASSIN
Wrong. Goes through Sumbre.
PERF
Through Sumbre?
ASSASSIN
It is the most direct route.
PERF
PERF
ASSASSIN
You have something on your face.
PERF
(beat)
She kicks him in the face. Perf hits the ground - and lands
right in the eyeline of Wren, hiding behind a rock a way off.
Wren and Perf see each other. Wren darts out of sight.
PERF
WREN
(to herself)
Sorry. I cant.
02/11/2012 16.
(MORE)
PERF
(mouthing silently)
I cant!
SWORD
Nara slices through her bonds with the jagged rock, springs
for the Assassin - who flings another dart into her neck.
ASSASSIN
Close. Quite close. Points for
effort. Ill take that.
She takes Naras jagged rock. Nara sinks to the ground.
NARA
NARA
(drugged)
Oh, theyre so cute. Id love to
glue like twenty of them together.
ASSASSIN
You want to live? Do exactly what
I say. Dont? The dead will kill
you before I do.
The Assassin jerks Perf and Carrow forward. Nara follows.
HEADMISTRESS
DJINN
Felicitations!
HEADMISTRESS
SILVER TOM
SILVER TOM
AUGUR
Tom-
SILVER TOM
Tom-
SILVER TOM
HEADMISTRESS
Well-
SILVER TOM
SILVER TOM
PERF
NARA
Those girls are too skinny. They
should eat something.
CARROW
Theyre welcome to eat our guide.
Who is where, by the way? Did she
forsake us as well?
PERF
CARROW
Oh, the milk spell. What a
surprise that didnt work.
PERF
At least Im trying!
02/11/2012 20.
CARROW
Have you tried your magic rock?
SWORD
SWORD
NARA
(pouty)
My sword doesnt talk.
The Assassin alights silently on the ground beside Perf.
ASSASSIN
Five minutes. I leave for five
sodding minutes. This way.
The Zombies shamble closer. Carrow narrows his eyes.
CARROW
Bounty hunter! Cut me loose.
ASSASSIN
Choke on a horse.
CARROW
I can turn them, you fool! Free me!
The Assassin considers. She swiftly slices through his
bonds. Carrow grabs his holy symbol - which burns a startled
SCREAM out of him. He gapes at it, betrayed.
PERF
CARROW
Hear me, abominations! You are
obscenities in the eyes of Vieris,
God of Mercy and Lord of Light. In
His name, I command you, BEGONE!
Carrow drops the holy symbol and flees through the Zombies,
knocking the slower ones aside.
Nara and Perf watch him flee. The Assassin SNORTS a laugh.
ASSASSIN
Now that was special. I dont
think he expected that to happen.
Another wave of Zombies approach to fill the gap, a near
solid wall of them. The Assassins smile fades.
BLACKOUT.
GRAPHIC: JourneyQuest
02/11/2012 22.
EPISODE III
17 17 INT. MEETING ROOM - TEMPLE OF ALL DOOMS - DAY
A group of ORCS, TROLLS, and other MONSTERS sit in a circle
of chairs. PUTREK, a scarred Orc, struggles to speak.
PUTREK
GLORION
Die, evil races!
He stabs the Troll, LAUGHING in an insane blood frenzy, and
proceeds to kill everything in the room (off screen).
GLORION
On this day, Honor has been gloried.
RODERICK
That was the single bravest, most
heroic thing Ive ever witnessed.
GLORION
Indeed it was, my observant little
friend! I say, would you care to
accompany me on my travels?
RODERICK
Hell, yes.
GLORION
You need a name, my little ally! I
think Ill call you Roderick!
RODERICK
I love that name.
GLORION
Huzzah!
He throws Roderick the dead Counselors cloak.
GLORION
Come along, Roderick!
02/11/2012 24.
RODERICK
Youre the nicest man Ive ever
met.
GLORION
My heartfelt thanks!
Perf dashes across the screen, loses his hat, retrieves it.
GRAPHIC: JourneyQuest
Perf looks the other way. He has a clear path to the woods.
He looks back, sees Nara LAUGHING at approaching Zombies.
SWORD
NARA
20 20 OMITTED
NARA
ASSASSIN
Quiet.
She points down a long stone corridor. There, in the
distance, a flicker of light dances around a corner.
PERF
NARA
ASSASSIN
Maybe I just said quiet.
She draws her sword, slinks forward silently. Then she
stops, cuts Perfs bonds, and prods him forward instead.
ASSASSIN
You first.
02/11/2012 26.
SWORD
Perf swallows, draws the Sword, and inches around the corner.
23 23 INT. STRONG LIKE BULLS WORKSITE - MAUSOLEUM - DAY FOR NIGHT
A lantern on the floor illuminates STRONG LIKE BULL, a sturdy
bespectacled Orc. Hes studying runes carved onto a wall and
is jotting notes down in a journal. Scattered all about him
are papers, books... and lemons. For some reason.
PERF
SWORD
PERF
(whispering)
NARA
02/11/2012 27.
PERF
Hadz. Quezst vas? Pumart
nubudz shezgul gadz aa-
PERF (SUBTITLE)
PERF
NARA
ASSASSIN
Not good enough.
She twists her blade. Nara locks it again with the bone.
02/11/2012 28.
NARA
ASSASSIN
And I can always feed him to the
ghouls.
Perf climbs up, sheathes the Sword, dusts himself off.
ASSASSIN
Youre their translator, hey?
Translate, word-bag.
PERF
Hadzag doru, Orko. Kravagax
dru nobo rudz hobsa-
PERF (SUBTITLE)
NARA
(laughing)
Its sticky!
PERF
02/11/2012 29.
STRONG LIKE BULL
Any objections to me bringing my
gear? I dont want the rats
chewing on it.
SILVER TOM
Toms arms are thrust out. The Lass and a LAD tie his cuffs.
SILVER TOM
HEADMISTRESS
02/11/2012 30.
SILVER TOM
HEADMISTRESS
-unlikely-
SILVER TOM
HEADMISTRESS
SILVER TOM
SILVER TOM
No, no wizards.
(off her startled look)
SILVER TOM
SILVER TOM
HEADMISTRESS
SILVER TOM
HEADMISTRESS
HEADMISTRESS
SILVER TOM
And future generations will know of
your sacrifice. In fact, I predict
theyll be so moved by how you
spent your last wish that no one
will remember the first.
The Headmistress darkens.
HEADMISTRESS
HEADMISTRESS
SILVER TOM
02/11/2012 32.
HEADMISTRESS
Of multiple verses.
SILVER TOM
SILVER TOM
Done!
DJINN
Gods be praised!
The Headmistress glares at the Djinn.
SILVER TOM
(beat)
<So... are we going to talk
about it?>
GRELLNOK
GRELLNOK
YART
Aka lor kraidul? Gradit
inyad braego, gadzkit Kurno-
YART (SUBTITLE)
YART
Lor onandak ruthanna.
YART (SUBTITLE)
02/11/2012 34.
EPISODE IV
Its demeaning.
STARLING
Its necessary. They expect to see
conqueror, Karn. You must look the
part. Besides, you know how I love
the feel of fur on my skin.
Karn emits a single low CHUCKLE.
KARN
STARLING
Assassin.
Karn grabs the Assassin who just popped up and nonchalantly
crushes his head against the armrest as Chamberlain enters.
CHAMBERLAIN
CHAMBERLAIN
Noble Karn-
02/11/2012 35.
KARN
UNIFORM!
30 30 INT. AUDIENCE CHAMBER - TRANSIS - LATER - DAY
The Chamberlain - dressed in fur boots and loincloth and his
chain of office - reads from a list beside Karns throne.
CHAMBERLAIN
KARN
(to Chamberlain)
Use it to rebuild the bridge over
the Graywater. Its crumbling.
The Chamberlain nods, continues down his list.
CHAMBERLAIN
WAVERLAX
Mighty Karn! To satisfy your
heathen barbarian cravings, I offer
my three virgin daughters.
He CHUCKLES lasciviously. The Women look terrified.
KARN
CHAMBERLAIN
A... monk.
SEER
02/11/2012 36.
CHAMBERLAIN
Revenge.
(to Karn)
Against Him who shackled you.
Perf dashes across the screen, loses his hat, retrieves it.
GRAPHIC: JourneyQuest
GRELLNOK
Warag!
Tom nonchalantly flashes his bard badge.
SILVER TOM
Skaldid gadzkid
SILVER TOM (SUBTITLE)
<Bardic immunity.>
Grellnok SLAMS his axe into a nearby stump in frustration.
GRELLNOK
RILK
Ulgadzor skald? Quezstkas
drabur aggas?
RILK (SUBTITLE)
<What?>
SILVER TOM
Quet?
SILVER TOM
GRELLNOK
Djak Orkudz?
GRELLNOK (SUBTITLE)
(beat)
<He has an Orc?>
SILVER TOM
SILVER TOM
SILVER TOM
What?
GRELLNOK
GRELLNOK
Nerbflor aka!
GRELLNOK (SUBTITLE)
<Thats hilarious!>
YART
Lup goedul aka.
YART (SUBTITLE)
SILVER TOM
GRELLNOK
RODERICK
Subtle.
Glorion treads into an empty room. Roderick grins wickedly.
GLORION
You smile, my pebbly midget. Do
you know something I dont?
RODERICK
Oh, no. Everyone survives this
room.
GLORION
Ah, I shant worry, then.
The Watcher LAUGHS, dark and low.
WATCHER (V.O.)
RODERICK
No. It couldnt.
GLORION
Matron Gan?
The MATRON shakes the boy - YOUNG GLORION (7) - by the ear.
YOUNG GLORION
MATRON
And what would a knight ever want
with some worthless orphan rat?
YOUNG GLORION
MATRON
What lies your mother told. Back
to the pots with you, whoreson!
WATCHER (V.O.)
YOUNG GLORION
Tell me!
RODERICK
Dont tell him!
(mutters a curse)
GLORION
I ... I ...
For honor!
GLORION
Well, would you look at him go!
Spry little bugger, isnt he?
(to Roderick)
YOUNG GLORION
Onward!
He vanishes in a puff of smoke. The sword CLATTERS down.
KARN
SEER
SEER
Depart?
SEER
KARN
SEER
Great king?
02/11/2012 43.
KARN
CHAMBERLAIN
(beat)
Assassin.
Karn flings Justice towards the ceiling. WHUNK. A SCREAM.
A dead Assassin falls to the floor, Justice in chest.
34 34 OMITTED
PERF
ASSASSIN
Sodding elves and your senses.
PERF
ASSASSIN
Its a mausoleum. Of course there
are bones about.
02/11/2012 44.
STRONG LIKE BULL
Your exit is up ahead.
PERF
PERF
Ah. That.
BLACKOUT.
GRAPHIC: JourneyQuest
02/11/2012 45.
EPISODE V
A35 A35 EXT. EDGE OF SUMBRE - DAY FOR NIGHT
Wren hovers at the edge of the ruins of Sumbre. She looks
down at the ruins and the Zombies therein with unease.
WREN
Creepy.
Wren lets out a deep breath, heads for the ruins - revealing
Silver Tom a ways behind her, watching silently.
02/11/2012 46.
PERF
SWORD
PERF
Nara!
Perf dashes across the screen, loses his hat, retrieves it.
GRAPHIC: JourneyQuest
GLORION
That was my intent.
RODERICK
But it will benefit both of us!
GLORION
Then whence this delay? You really
are the most bizarre individual.
RODERICK
Yep.
WATCHER (V.O.)
02/11/2012 48.
GLORION
Ah, there you are. I knew thered
be an evildoer doing evil in here.
WHISPERING WARLOCK
You would be wise to fear my curse.
GLORION
Bravery favors the brave!
Glorion stabs him. His sword passes through the Warlock as
though he was a ghost. The Warlock grins.
GLORION
Hm, youre slightly less dead than
I was expecting.
WHISPERING WARLOCK
You rely too heavily on your sword,
warrior. Where would you be without
the skilled hands to wield it?
GLORION
Save your riddles for the literate!
Glorions stabs through him again. The Warlock raises a hand.
WHISPERING WARLOCK
I curse your soul to find new
purchase!
The Warlocks eyes FLARE with magic.
RODERICK
Im so glad this is-
GLORION
(Rodericks mannerisms)
-happening.
02/11/2012 49.
RODERICK
Youve taken my sword. And my
armor. And my face!
GLORION
I didnt warn you about this room!
RODERICK
This is no time to state the
obvious, Roderick!
The Watcher LAUGHS his recurring laugh.
BARTENDER
No money, no wine.
SEER
BARTENDER
Thank you, Majesty.
KARN
KARN
SEER
FIRST DRUNK
Your Majesty.
SECOND DRUNK
Evening, Majesty.
The First Drunk passes out face down, sending the Second
Drunk into a GIGGLE fit.
Annoyed, Karn rips off his disguise.
KARN
SEER
SEER
SEER
02/11/2012 52.
(MORE)
RILK
RILK
SILVER TOM
RILK
RILK
Gadz lor-
RILK (SUBTITLE)
<Not that>
RILK
-I saw.
RILK
Chu?
RILK (SUBTITLE)
<Why?>
SILVER TOM
RILK
Quet?
SILVER TOM
SILVER TOM
Pad artrogdaruk.
SILVER TOM (SUBTITLE)
<She will be set on fire.>
The Orcs stare, wide-eyed.
RILK
Chu?!
SILVER TOM
Pad arkremastaruk.
SILVER TOM (SUBTITLE)
<She will be sacrificed.>
He claps Rilk on the shoulder.
SILVER TOM
WHISPERING WARLOCK
You shall live out the remainder of
your days learning humility in the
hunched form of a gargoyle.
RODERICK
Give me back my body!
GLORION
(Rodericks mannerisms)
02/11/2012 54.
RODERICK
Ive had enough of your defeatism!
The Warlock turns to Roderick in Glorion.
WHISPERING WARLOCK
And as for you, turncoat. You
shall experience the excruciating
joy of slowly starving to death.
GLORION
The worst thing you could do is to
shed some light on this situation.
RODERICK
I have no idea how this happened!
GLORION
The warlock is not composed of
shadow!
RODERICK
Cease your chatter and let me
think! Perhaps some means of
dispelling this curse lies behind
these curtains!
Roderick pushes back the curtains, looking for something,
anything. He finds nothing. Its too dark to see.
RODERICK
Its too dark in here. Ah!
Roderick rushes out of the room.
GLORION
I have no idea what hes doing.
And Im certain it would be of no
value for me to stay here and
distract you.
WHISPERING WARLOCK
Huh?
02/11/2012 55.
45 45 INT. SHADOWY ROOM - TEMPLE OF ALL DOOMS -DAY
Roderick reenters the room with the blazing torch in hand.
RODERICK
Ha! Now I can see!
RODERICK
Slain by the blinding radiance of
my valor, no doubt. Now, perhaps
we can find some way to break-
GLORION
(restored)
-this curse. Whats this? I am
restored! Huzzah!
Roderick, also restored, smiles, relieved.
RODERICK
I liked your body so much better.
GLORION
Shroud your perversions, my devoted
bit of statuary. Blade.
Roderick begrudgingly returns Glorions sword.
GLORION
Twas the light from my torch slew
the shadowy mage. You see,
creature, on occasion one must rely
upon his wits as well as his might.
RODERICK
Such genius is beyond me.
(beat)
BLACKOUT.
GRAPHIC: JourneyQuest
02/11/2012 56.
EPISODE VI
WATCHER
The Chess Room. Play your way
across the board, but beware! Have
you the strategy, the patience-?
WATCHER
You cant just shoot the King!
CARROW
Get away from me.
He strides off again. The Zombies follow. More join the
procession. Carrow whirls. Facing them, he takes a step
back. They follow him apace.
CARROW
Away, I said!
02/11/2012 57.
He hustles back a step, slips on a rock. Falls.
Perf dashes across the screen, loses his hat, retrieves it.
GRAPHIC: JourneyQuest
WATCHER
Seven mirrors, seven ways, but only
one reflects the truth. Discover
the true path, or fall forever into
shadow-
The sound of BREAKING GLASS.
WATCHER
Didnt see that coming.
02/11/2012 58.
54 54 INT. CORPSE WORMS LAIR - MAUSOLEUM - NIGHT
The beasts nest, full of bones, debris, and treasure, all
covered with sticky, mucus-like ooze. Nara pulls Perf in.
PERF
NARA
A bow, Perf!
PERF
NARA
NARA
02/11/2012 59.
NARA
Keen.
NARA
Ready?
Perf has donned a conical helmet over his wizards hat. He
raps his fist on the front of a massive circular shield.
PERF
Lets do this.
02/11/2012 60.
WATCHER
Oh, COME ON! At least let me
finish the scroll!
He ROARS in impotent rage and strangles the scroll.
56 56 INT. BEDCHAMBER - TRANSIS - NIGHT
Starling crosses her arms, glares. Karn fakes a YAWN.
KARN
KARN
Starling-
STARLING
Do you know what happens if even a
rumor starts that youre leaving
the city? Chaos and blood!
Unnoticed, four ASSASSINS slink into the room.
STARLING
Every one of those nobles is just
waiting for another reason to rise
up against you!
KARN
STARLING
And what happens to me if you fall?
My familys not exactly the forgive
and forget type.
An Assassin fires a crossbow at Karn. Karn catches the bolt.
KARN
02/11/2012 61.
(MORE)
Karn leaps amid the Assassins, hewing with Justice. Starling
draws a sword and does the same. Assassins fall.
STARLING
You always do this, Karn. You make
decisions that affect us both
without talking to me!
KARN
STARLING
You make it sound like such a chore.
KARN
STARLING
Youre not a freebooter any more!
You have duties, as a king and a
husband!
KARN
KARN
She gapes at him for help. It's the last action she takes.
She tumbles. Karn catches her.
KARN
Starling! STARLING!!
SILVER TOM
WREN
SILVER TOM
WREN
MMMM!
02/11/2012 63.
They keep staring. Wren looks worried. The Zombies go back
to chewing on the corpse. Wren meanders on.
Silver Tom slips down into the ruins after her.
A58 A58 INT. WATCHERS ROOM - TEMPLE OF ALL DOOMS - DAY
His head in his hands, the Watcher stares into the crystal
ball in mounting disbelief. Horrid sounds of CLANKING METAL
and painful SCREAMS accompany Glorions LAUGHTER.
Sudden silence.
WATCHER
Sod me with a spoon.
GLORION (O.S.)
ONWARD!
The Watcher takes a long pull off a bottle of wine.
59 59 EXT. MAUSOLEUM - RUINS OF SUMBRE - DAY FOR NIGHT
WREN
But Tom does. Rather, he sees the Zombie mob split for no
reason (Death is invisible to him).
SILVER TOM
SILVER TOM
Gods alive!
02/11/2012 64.
He peers over the gravestone, sees Wren looking in Deaths
direction without seeing her, Passwall potion in hand.
SILVER TOM
WREN
The Zombies swarm Wren. She goes down in a heap - and drops
the Passwall potion, which spills in the dirt.
Dirty dead hands and biting teeth grasp for Wren. She spies
the potion-infused dirt, grimaces, and eats a handful of it.
Wren DRY-HEAVES out a bit of blue mist. She rises and jumps
through the solid door, passing harmlessly through.
The Zombies POUND on the door behind her.
WREN
I ate a worm!
BLACKOUT.
GRAPHIC: JourneyQuest
02/11/2012 66.
EPISODE VII
62 62 EXT. MAUSOLEUM - RUINS OF SUMBRE - DAY FOR NIGHT
Rilk, Grellnok, and Yart approach the mausoleum. The Zombies
disperse from the entrance and shamble towards the Orcs.
GRELLNOK
Tumidz!
GRELLNOK (SUBTITLE)
<Ears!>
Grellnok draws his knife and wades off screen into the
undead.
RILK
Od zorid gadz hushdjaxagax,
ho arwelthagax haraludz
eligudz. Shakrul Skald
ashsummak gadzkudz, ho gadz
mathagax mudz lupika.
Aralestrag Oraz Skaladz dan
gretcho. Ilukart horadz bat
nodo hortiko. Djas karlsadz?
RILK (SUBTITLE)
<Right. Thanks.>
He turns to go.
YART
Wart!
YART (SUBTITLE)
<Wait!>
Rilk turns back.
02/11/2012 67.
YART
Quort gadz unka aka, lor
djiokas paz gadz burdjessaz!
Djenfad grellid aka, lindad
rubid, naerznam quad djantek
laithaz ek novaskudz.
Ashhart paz kao piaes
gaopaes!
YART (SUBTITLE)
YART
Ek rugelart!
YART (SUBTITLE)
<And remember!>
RILK
Quet?!
YART
Swaengad aka, net lor gadz
paz salvadak. Franzaruk ix
pio omdubno, quort gadz
griffak dru ek gadz prodak
paz elistaz fukit ud dradaes
globshaes. Drod naigranad
galitad aka ud omulo ro, ek
djantak spokadz net gadz
gadzorkaz shubiladz. Vansas?
YART (SUBTITLE)
GRELLNOK
Eh? Eh?
Yart shakes his head. Grellnok SIGHS, drops the ears.
02/11/2012 68.
63 63 EXT. WILDERNESS - DAY - TITLE BIT (ALREADY SHOT)
Perf dashes across the screen, loses his hat, retrieves it.
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PERF
PERF
I cant?
STRONG LIKE BULL
No. Not intentionally. It can be
taken from you, but if you try to
give it away or abandon it, it will
return to you.
SWORD
PERF
PERF
Sounds awful.
ASSASSIN
I found the exit. Which means
nighty-night, pork-tusk.
PERF
WREN
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WREN
WREN
Bardic immunity!
Tom flashes his badge back at her.
SILVER TOM
SILVER TOM
WREN
SILVER TOM
Thank you.
WREN
SILVER TOM
SILVER TOM
Sod-shagging rod-rot.
SILVER TOM
SEER
SEER
The Kings.
SEER
(spins abruptly)
Not beyond yours. Magic dies with
the magician. Slay the Kings, your
wife awakes. So long as they live,
however, she will remain thus.
KARN
SEER
STARLING
(KING)
CARROW
Is this punishment, Vieris? For my
sins? For abandoning a companion?
Carrow wraps the holy symbol in cloth as a buffer, kneels.
CARROW
(three times quickly)
DEATH
Carrow, I believe?
The cloak and cowl cant conceal a graceful female form. The
shadows hide her face - the face of DEATH.
DEATH
CARROW
Who... what are you?
DEATH
DEATH
CARROW
Light of Vieris! Light of Truth!
Light of Heaven, SHINE!
Blinding light flares from the holy symbol. Death vanishes
in a puff of shadow.
02/11/2012 76.
EPISODE VIII
68 68 INT. WATCHERS ROOM - TEMPLE OF ALL DOOMS - DAY
The candles have almost all burnt out. Scrolls litter the
floor. The Watcher, happily drunk, has his feet on the desk.
WATCHER
(singing)
I hate my job! I hate it so
sodding much! Sod my job!
Glorion explodes through the wall in shower of bricks and
dust. The Watcher falls backwards out of his chair.
GLORION
Look, Roderick! Some sort of
wizard! I can tell from the robes
and the general air of virgin!
RODERICK
Your insight never ceases to amaze.
GLORION
I thank you! Wizard! Tell me
where to find the Sword of
Fighting, and I will honorably
spare your life! With honor!
The Watcher pulls himself up and goes to his desk.
WATCHER
Fine! I give up! I dont care any
more! Youve despoiled every room
in the dungeon. Here, take my map!
He scribbles notes on the map, offers it to Glorion.
WATCHER
That route will take you directly
to the sword chamber, bypassing the
great guardian dracotaur.
GLORION
Dracotaur?
WATCHERA
A horrid beast with the body of a
dragon and the head of a minotaur!
Which is really just a dragon with
a bulls head.
02/11/2012 77.
GLORION
You sound familiar. Roderick! Do
you recognize that voice?
RODERICK
Of course not.
GLORION
I believe this is the fellow whos
been narrating our dungeon trek!
RODERICK
You didnt, wise one.
GLORION
Well, we can always backtrack.
What do you say, Roderick? Shall I
dispatch this vile virgin wizard?
WATCHER
What?
RODERICK
Yes, thats entirely necessary.
GLORION
Thats the spirit!
Glorion stabs the Watcher, who topples.
Perf dashes across the screen, loses his hat, retrieves it.
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WREN
SILVER TOM
SILVER TOM
WREN
SILVER TOM
WREN
02/11/2012 79.
WREN
SILVER TOM
SILVER TOM
Not a one.
SILVER TOM
02/11/2012 80.
SILVER TOM
RILK
Ho gadz aas ud kryslo. Ul
watul aka. Galagorgirulz,
ashtrastag katakaen. Gadz
aga lup emsi o.
RILK (SUBTITLE)
SILVER TOM
He dips and kisses her. Wren and Silver Tom look up at Rilk.
Rilk lowers his blade as well as his guard.
RILK
Oi. Nathag. Daninul, ag...
daninul.
RILK (SUBTITLE)
Tom and Wren YELP. Wren rolls out of Toms arms - leaving
her pack in his grasp - and dives for Rilks sword.
SILVER TOM
02/11/2012 81.
Wren stabs the Corpse Worm. It shrieks. Rilk falls, goop-
covered. Hes more angry and embarrassed than scared.
Rilk whips out his battle horn and blows it.
71-72 71-72 OMITTED
73 73 EXT. MAUSOLEUM - RUINS OF SUMBRE - DAY FOR NIGHT
Yart and Grellnok hear the CALL of Rilks horn. They share a
look and rush towards the mausoleum.
74 74 EXT. EDGE OF THE RUINS - RUINS OF SUMBRE - DAY FOR NIGHT
PERF
ASSASSIN
Hes dead already. Let him rot.
CARROW (O.S.)
Im not a monster.
Everyone spins around. There, Carrow kneels amid the ruins.
His right sleeve hangs limply over the stump of his arm.
CARROW
I am an anointed priest of Vieris,
Lord of Light, whose mercy endures
forever. Leave us, bounty hunter.
Leave us, or I call the wrath of my
god down upon you.
ASSASSIN
Somehow? Not the slightest bit
worried.
02/11/2012 82.
CARROW
You mock my faith?
PERF
PERF
oh, sod.
A winged WARRIOR ANGEL appears in a flash of holy light.
NARA
ANGEL
ASSASSIN
Rot.
CARROW
Hark, angel! Deliver us!
She turns towards Carrow... and draws her glimmering sword.
ANGEL
Abomination!
ANGEL
Be cleansed!
02/11/2012 83.
SWORD
Die, feather-butt!
The Sword leaps into Perfs hand and drags him towards the
Angel. The Angel whirls to blocks the thrust with her
trumpet, which spins out of her hand.
PERF
I am so very sorry.
SWORD
PERF
The Angel attacks Perf. One swipe sends his shield spinning
away. Another clouts against his help, knocking it free.
The Sword SHOUTS with glee, trades blows with the Angel.
The Angel drives Perf past him with a series of sword blows.
PERF
(to Carrow)
You! Death-priest!
That title hits Carrow like a punch in the gut. Strong grabs
the Angels fallen trumpet and rushes it over to him.
CARROW
Death-priest?
Carrow takes the trumpet. Lost, he looks out over the ruins-
-and sees Death watching him. She shrugs - a well?
Carrow GROWLS in frustrated rage. He grabs the trumpet,
grits his teeth. A nimbus of shadow darkens the trumpet.
PERF
CARROW
Hark, angel.
Across the ruins, Death meets Carrows gaze. She raises her
hands, politely applauds.
CARROW
I do believe the church will frown
on this.
SWORD
BLACKOUT.
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EPISODE IX
PERF
SWORD
SWORD
PERF
SWORD
(beat)
02/11/2012 86.
76 76 EXT. WILDERNESS - DAY - TITLE BIT (ALREADY SHOT)
Perf dashes across the screen, loses his hat, retrieves it.
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The Assassin re-ties Perfs bonds so that his arms are slung
above his head over the bow of a low-hanging branch.
The Assassin admires her work. Perf, Nara, Carrow, and the
Orcs bonds are all similarly tied over the limb.
Through her headache, she notices Carrow has two arms again.
His right arm is pale skinned, with manicured fingernails.
NARA
CARROW
The graveyard.
NARA
(to Sword)
Youre in a good mood. How about
cutting your Chosen One free?
SWORD
Another beat.
I know!
78 78 INT. STRONG LIKE BULLS WORKSITE - MAUSOLEUMN - NIGHT
In a montage of quick handheld POV zooms, the Orcs kill the
shit out of the Corpse Worm.
Wren shies away from the fight. She spots her satchel on the
floor. Grabs it. Checks it. Her notebook is missing.
WREN
02/11/2012 88.
RILK
Kitagax!
RILK (SUBTITLE)
<We live!>
GRELLNOK AND YART
Kitagax!
Rilk takes a bite out of the heart, grimaces. He passes it
to Yart. Rilk looks around, doesnt see Wren.
RILK
Quaz ashvak?
RILK (SUBTITLE)
GRELLNOCK (O.S.)
Shad lexichad!
GRELLNOK (O.S.)(SUBTITLE)
<Good news!>
Grellnok steps into frame, holds up an clutch of entrails.
GRELLNOK
Wren finds Tom sitting atop a rock at the edge of the Angels
battlefield. Hes finishing writing notes in her notebook.
SILVER TOM
WREN
SILVER TOM
02/11/2012 89.
WREN
Yes! I do!
SILVER TOM
I dont know.
SILVER TOM
Whats that?
WREN
SILVER TOM
ASSASSIN
An elf, hey? Dont think I dont
appreciate that.
ELF MESSENGER
(KING)
(KING)
(KING)
(KING)
(PRINCE)
Hey there, Shadow Pants. So do you
have the questers or what?
ASSASSIN
Three of four, including the Chosen
One.
ELF MESSENGER
(PRINCE)
Thats really the only one we care
about.
(QUEEN)
Bring us the Sword and the Chosen
One.
(KING)
ASSASSIN
Thank you.
ELF MESSENGER
(QUEEN)
And do be a dear and dispose of
this vessel for us, will you?
(KING)
ELF MESSENGER
ASSASSIN
Correct.
The Assassin stabs her.
02/11/2012 92.
81 81 EXT. CLEARING - FOREST - DAY
NARA
PERF
NARA
PERF
PERF
What?
STRONG LIKE BULL
Mend! Its a sewing spell!
Retrocast it on your bonds!
PERF
I dont know-
Huh. It worked.
ASSASSIN (O.S.)
Huzzah.
She kicks Perf in the face.
02/11/2012 93.
Perf grabs his magic rock and hurls it at the Assassin. It
hits her in the shoulder. The Assassin GRUNTS in surprised
pain, glares murder back at Perf.
PERF
PERF
Stop that!
SWORD
Vengeance is mine!
The Assassin goes for Perf. Nara tackles her out of the way.
They roll across the ground in a tangle of CURSES and jabs.
The Assassin comes up on top, gripping Naras hair in one
hand and holding her sword to Naras throat with the other.
ASSASSIN
(whispering)
ASSASSIN
What the-?
02/11/2012 94.
Nara punches her. The Assassin falls, dropping her sword.
Nara grabs the Assassins sword and stabs down at her.
A puff of smoke, a blur of movement.
Nara yanks the sword from the ground. The Assassins empty,
sewn-together clothes hang off the blade.
NARA
NARA
NARA
NARA
CARROW
What?
PERF
NARA
PERF
NARA
BLACKOUT.
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02/11/2012 96.
EPISODE X
82 82 EXT. EDGE OF THE RUINS - RUINS OF SUMBRE - DAY
RILK
Ashkagax maikaraz. Rekkad
merad ixorak, sumbi Grelnok
ashpregnak omaz.
RILK (SUBTITLE)
RILK
Ashkathag lor ashas gadz ud
kryslo.
RILK (SUBTITLE)
RILK
Gadz kathag quezst warum dru
natha katakaen edwa. Gibbas
mogma lor aga rekkul fuglul
karul.
RILK (SUBTITLE)
RILK
Mathagax dru zak bartutludz
gida.
RILK (SUBTITLE)
WREN
RILK
Gadz mathag dru vansa.
RILK (SUBTITLE)
(shoves him)
-meddlesome-!
(shoves him)
She pauses to think of the worst insult she can hurl at him.
WREN
-ORK!
WREN (SUBTITLE)
Orc!
That, Rilk understood. He sets his jaw. Without showing
anything - no anger, no petulance - he turns, strides away.
02/11/2012 98.
CAPTION: Episode X: Through Every Trial and Hardship
84 84 EXT. EDGE OF THE WOODS - DAY
PERF
PERF
87 87 OMITTED
02/11/2012 100.
88 88 EXT. RIVER - DAY
Carrow, dead-eyed, stands silently among the trees, staring
out at something on the bank of the river. Perf tromps up.
PERF
NARA (O.S.)
CARROW
What?
PERF
CARROW
The most glorious things I never
cared about.
Her cloak wrapped around her like a towel, Nara storms past,
MUTTERING angrily. Perf follows apologetically.
PERF
Away, humie!
DEATH (O.S.)
DEATH
CARROW
I lost my holy symbol.
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
How rude.
02/11/2012 102.
89 89 EXT. CREEK - DAY
Wren casually flings her quills pens into the water. She
watches them drift away, SIGHS. Pulls out a map and compass.
WREN
WREN
ASSASSIN
Your clothes. Give them to me.
WREN
PERF
PERF
PERF
NARA
PERF
PERF
NARA
Oh it was, terrible.
CARROW (O.S.)
Pale Mountain.
The Oracle.
CARROW
Shell answer three questions to
any who can find her. I could ask
her how I can be healed.
PERF
NARA
Keen.
Carrow nods, heads off intently.
PERF
In a bit, Perf.
She tosses him his empty waterskin, strides after Carrow.
(to himself)
SWORD
Perf tucks the headband back in his robe, draws the Sword.
SWORD
Perf flings the Sword into the river, heads after the others.
The Sword warps back into Perfs hand, SPUTTERING angrily.
He flings it into the river again. And again. And again.
02/11/2012 106.
91 91 INT. SWORD CHAMBER - TEMPLE OF ALL DOOMS - DAY
GLORION (O.S.)
Yes. Finally.
GLORION
PEEEEEEEEEEERF!
BLACKOUT.
ANGLE ON: Roderick, shocked.
RODERICK
I saw that coming.
BLACKOUT.
02/11/2012 107.
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END OF SEASON 2.
02/11/2012 108.
DVD BONUS SHORT
PERF
NARA
02/11/2012 109.
NOMICON
We got it.
FOUNDER
I could do another one. A fun one.
NOMICON
No need, its imprinted on the
crystal. Your vague little
greeting will address your Chosen
One when ve touches the Sword.
FOUNDER
Excellent! And the defenses?
NOMICON
Ready to activate. Then its just
a matter of sealing and concealing
the outer walls, and your trap-
laden tomb of terrors will be
complete.
FOUNDER
I had a note on that, actually.
NOMICON
Sorry, a... what?
FOUNDER
A marker. Like one of those
pillars with the riddles on them.
What are they called?
NOMICON
Riddle pillars.
02/11/2012 110.
FOUNDER
Right, one of those.
NOMICON
Isnt the point for this Temple to
fade form memory? To live in
legend and not be found?
FOUNDER
Well, I need some way for future
guardians to get in.
NOMICON
The Dooms are the guardian! A
series of deadly and diabolical
traps only your Chosen One could
complete!
The Founder indicates a spot on the map.
FOUNDER
Im thinking right here by the
river. Oo, make river the answer
to the riddle. I like that.
NOMICON
You want the answer to be river.
You want the answer to be the main
geographical feature next to the
pillar.
FOUNDER
Same wavelength, you and I.
NOMICON
Actually, while were on the
subject of pillars, there was
something I wanted to check. One
of the Dooms you designed.
Nomicon crosses behind the table, where he fishes a blueprint
out of the stack. He points to a spot on it.
NOMICON
Yes, here in the first room. The
bowl of hellfire.
FOUNDER
Yes! A brilliantly devious Doom,
and such a horrid way for unworthy
interlopers to perish!
02/11/2012 111.
NOMICON
Right. Question, though, and I may
just be overlooking this: Whats to
keep someone from ramming down the
door with the pedestal?
FOUNDER
Are you telling me how to do my
job? Because it sounds like youre
telling me how to do my job.
NOMICON
Look, if the goal is to kill
intruders, why all this cat and
mouse nonsense? Here-
NOMICON
-these gargoyles. Youve only got
them talking. Theyre not
attacking why? They could
literally grab someone and throw
ver down the Doom-hole! Or here-
He pulls out a third blueprint.
NOMICON
-the face the specter of your past
self room. Its poetic, yes, but-
FOUNDER
But what?
NOMICON
Its just... why not collapse the
ceiling, crush them to hummus?
02/11/2012 112.
FOUNDER
You clearly dont understand what
Im going for.
NOMICON
Do we have different definitions of
doom? Because mines death,
destruction, and decay. Is or is
not the point of the Dooms to
slaughter every single soul that
enters the temple?!
FOUNDER
Well, no.
Nomicon does a double take, eyes the Founder suspiciously.
NOMICON
I dont think I heard you right.
FOUNDER
The goal is not to make the Temple
perfectly lethal.
NOMICON
I need to sit down.
FOUNDER
The purpose of the Dooms is to kill
everyone but the Chosen One and vis
allies. So there needs to be
enough of a chance of survival for
fate to kick in.
NOMICON
But... I really like to kill people.
FOUNDER
I know. Its why I hired you.
NOMICON
Im a necromancer. Its what I do!
Intentionally leaving margin for
error? Im gonna throw up.
FOUNDER
Youll still be killing the over-
whelming majority of the visitors.
Thats got to count for something.
02/11/2012 113.
NOMICON
Couldnt I deadly up the Dooms a
bit? A poison gas vent here or
there? An electrified floor? A
lava pit, anything.
FOUNDER
Were over budget as it is.
He pours Nomicon another drink, which Nomicon slams.
NOMICON
Okay. One final question. Why did
you build here?
FOUNDER
What do you mean?
NOMICON
This is river country. You built
your temple under a land of soft
stone and moving water. Arent you
worried about erosion?
FOUNDER
Hm?
BLACKOUT.
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