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Profit, fine health, and better improvements are for you in this year.

You need to
maintain co- operation with your relations to achieve success. Eligible Aries
individuals will get married this year.
Your private life will be on the front burner this year and may cause a lot of trouble.
Violent disputes about shared property and accommodation are quite possible.
There are possible chances of health problems, minor skin problem can irritate you
this year. Conscious concerns can take your health- ailments away.
Financially, this year will not go smoothly for you. Chances of acquiring house, new
vehicle, land etc can rejuvenate you but some disputes related to property can disturb
you also.
Since you are still just a student, it doesn't bother you that your patients don't call
you doctor, although you wish they wouldn't call you Spanky.
You will face some hurdles in efforts undertaken. You will be thinking more for the
day and this you need to avoid. Pay attention to your words so as to avoid any
misunderstanding with your loved ones.
You will feel uneasy in carrying out your work. You may be forced to face some tough
situations in work. You need to plan systematically to have your tasks done on time.
You will not be comfortable with the money that you earn. There will be chances for
losing money.
You will engage in friction with your partner. You need to keep yourself cool and be
adaptable to situations to make the day good.
You will have chances for back pain. It will be fine for you to do exercises or
meditation.
You will be facing some changes for the day. You need to be adaptable to such
changes. There will be some short distance travel that will be beneficial to you.
Progress will be possible for you only after facing some hurdles.
You will find it difficult to finish your tasks on time. You need to train yourself to be
more organized to achieve better results.
You will be able to gain good amount of money and this will be possible only after
facing some obstacles. There will be some expenses too.
You will have some uneasy feelings in your mind. This will affect the level of
understanding with your partner.
Your health will be moderate. There will be chances for body pain.
You will find yourself in a comfortable position for the day. This is the day where you
can achieve favorable results by means of effective communication.Your level of
confidence will be high.
You will be in a position to promote your interests in work and complete your
activities on time. There will be strong will power on your side and this will guide you
to finish everything on time.
You will be comfortable with finances. There will be an increase in your assets. You
can make use of the day for entering into major investment schemes and this will
meet your needs.
You will maintain a sincere approach and reciprocate the same to your partner. There
will be more satisfaction which you will maintain.
You will be comfortable with your physical fitness. There will not be any problems as
you will be able to maintain good energy.
You will find the day to be an experimenting one. You need to be patient and
practical for the day. You may get excited and anxious which you need to avoid.
Reversal of fortunes may be possible in job as you may face contrary results. You may
need to observe some patience in handling your way of work.
You will be having little money left with. Increasing expenses may give you
botheration
You may need to adopt patience while moving with your partner There may be
chances for disputes that may bother you more.
Health will be average. You can keep your health in good condition by enjoying
yourself and observing prayers.
You will find the day to be less comfortable. You may need to keep your mind more
clear to take flexible decisions and this is essential. You may have some hesitation in
conversing with your near and dear ones.
You will find work atmosphere to be tough for the day. For the work that you are
doing, you will not get the essential recognition. This will cause worries to you.
You will face more expenses for the day. You will be spending money for house
reconstruction and renovation.
You will have disputes with your partner. There will be chances for verbal duel that
you will have with your partner. This will be due to difference of opinion.
You will be subjected to back pain. It will be good for you to keep a good check on
your health by observing prayers.
You need to calm yourself and adopt a self-composed attitude. Dont give room for
any frustration as this may be possible for the day. Avoid taking major decisions. You
may have negative feelings in your mind and this you need to avoid.
You will not be able to execute your job on time. There will be more delays on your
part and this will be due to lack of planning. Be prepared and have focus on your
work.
Your chances for gaining more money will be limited. There will be less scope for you
to increase your bank balance.
You will not be able to express your loving feelings smoothly towards your partner.
You will need to be more friendly in your approach and this is most required.
You may have pain in the back and sprain in shoulders/ankles. This may be due to
over stress. Practice meditation or yoga.
You will benefit by participating in spiritual activities. There are chances for travel.
You should be patient in handling your activities.
Caution is required while carrying out your work. Plan your work and listen to the
advice of your seniors. You have to show your abilities by utilizing your intelligence.
The day does not support good gains in money. You may have to spend more money
for your family and this will cause worries for you.
You may pour out your frustrations on your partner following a difference of opinion. You will have pain in your legs after a hectic schedule at work.
Benefits will be less for the day. You can utilize the day for establishing new contacts
and participating in social gatherings.
Planning and scheduling of work is essential for you to witness success. You may lose
some comforts due to job pressure.
You will find more expenses for the day. There will be extra pressure due to heavy
commitments.
There could be lack of understanding between love partners and this will be due to
some confusion.
Your health will be good but you have to spend money for health of your mother.
The colours red and purple will mean a lot to you today as you're punched in the
nose by someone you assumed was a potential mate.
The best way to get a few fresh, crisp days is to buy a new calendar. Get something
sassy with nuns or cats; the pictures will distract you from this week.
A straight line is the quickest route between two points, but youve never been the
logical one. Go ahead and take that Crazy Straw path to your destination. If nothing
else, you could be hired by Google Maps.
Dont fret about your last hurrah. You still have a whole box of Woo Hoo! to use up,
plus a truckload of Oh crap. Work through those first.
Some days youre the cute little cup of espresso, other days youre the coffee grounds.
No matter which one describes your day, if someone licks you, be assured you can
still pack a punch.
Tit for tat has nothing to do with flashing and tattoos, but that doesnt mean you
cant make some interesting exchanges this weekend. Whichever side youre on, dont
forget the sunscreen.
So-called friends may bail on you this Friday, leaving you holding the bag. Dont
worry, it just means more apple pies and fries for you, and less dead weight in your
life.
Most people reap what they sow, but you wont even get near the garden. Munch on
dandelions for a while and youll finally choose to get your hands dirty.
Youre faced with an uncomfortable truth, but it will take more than digging in your
underwear to solve it. Consider this a mental wedgie, not a physical one, and use
some hand sanitizer before you go back to work.
Not only have you put the cart before the horse, you dont even remember which field
you kept him in. Pull yourself together before Seabiscuit runs up your cable bill in the
guest bedroom with pay-per-view horse shows.
Success takes ability, luck and lots of fertilizer. You have two components ready to go,
now you just need to find a skill besides talking bullcrap, unless you want to go into
politics.
Be careful about you handle one tricky matter today. It`s important not to become
obsessed, so focused in on the tiny detail that you can`t see the broad picture. If you
look too deeply into it, you may end up even getting a bit gloomy.
Relationships are a lot like tables. One leg is love, one is trust, one is shared
pleasures,and one is shared dreams. Lasting relationships need all four legs for
balance, to hold upthe burden of your troubles. In your case, though, you'll never get
rid of that irritatingwobble.
Hidden treasures can be found around your home this month if you get around to
doing your laundry and cleaning out those pants pockets!
Youve been feeling left out lately and need some extra attention. Try skipping
through the store when you go get groceries and maybe sing one of your favorite
commercial jingles for each item you toss in the cart.
Kailangang lakasan mo ang iyong loob sa mga darating na araw. May mga pangyayari
na susubukang ubusin ang iyong pasensya at magpapainit ng iyong ulo.
Hanggat maaari ay iwasan mo muna ang makukulit na kamag-anak at kaibigan.

While some people may say that the hospital is a metaphorical "battlefield", it is still
inappropriate for you to carry around a samurai sword.
The second half year sees you forging ahead. Mental stress will come with new
responsibility. Avoiding problems for some time without taking final decisions will
give show you favorable outcomes.
Love relations may not go smoothly. November and December are auspicious months
for celebration of happy occasions in the family. Disagreement with family is possible
in January, March and April.
You will possibly be in low spirits and somehow lose your usual self-confidence.
Unfavorable months are January, the end of March and April, where you can face
health problems, especially severe stress.
Steady rise in income, promotion and opportunities are possible from July onwards.
Enlargement of an existing office or purchase of a new one is possible for
businessman. Financial status is quite stable.
This year is successful for real estate operations. Those in research, technology and
life sciences will get excellent results. Scorpio will meet the following year of 2013 with
new plans and people.
You will find this day to be a favorable one. You can make use of the day for pursuing
some major decisions. You can spend the day by going out on a casual travel and this
will give you lot of satisfaction.
You will be able to gain favors from your superiors. More luck will be possible for you
and this will give you wonderful results.You will earn good name for the work that
you do. .
You will have chances for gaining some better amount of money by means of extra
incentives. This will come to you as a part of sincere efforts that you are putting in
your work.
Your partner will be more affectionate and friendly to you. This will enable you to
maintain better understanding.
You will be maintaining fine health. This will be due to the positive feelings that you
possess.
You need to be more practical in your approach. You will have unknown fears. The
decision that you take may go wrong.
You may not be in a position to execute your work with ease and there may be delays
in carrying out. There is also a need for you to concentrate in handling your work as
there may be errors.
You will fall short of money for the day. Even little money that you earn will go as
wastful expenditure.
You will feel more disturbed in your mind. This will make you to lose interest and
satisfaction with your partner.
You will develop some skin itching. So it will be fine for you to avoid taking oily
items.
You will face more hurdles in achieving progress. It will be wise for you to think and
act sensibly. You may sometimes have fatigue due to anxious thoughts. This may
make you unhappy.
You have to be very careful while attending your work. There will be chances for you
to commit minor mistakes and this may go to the notice of your superiors.
You will have scope for earning more money from unexpected sources. But you will
not gain satisfaction from the same. You may end up meeting with some unwanted
expenses for the day.
You will feel dull for the day. Due to this, you will not be able to share your views
with your partner. This will put you in bad position.
You will not be able to keep yourself energetic and your spirits will be low. Loss of
sleep will make you less fit.
You can involve yourself in divine practices and this will guide you to some good level
of prosperity. However at times you will face feelings of emptiness.
You will find obstacles in achieving good results from your work. Work hard with
determination to enjoy success.
You will have less chances to earn more money. You need to find out ways and means
to maintain better flow of funds.
You will be more emotional in your approach and you will show this to your partner.
This will disturb the happiness and make you lose comforts.
You will have chances for cold and this will be due to allergy. If you do some
meditation, you will keep yourself in fine health.
You may need to observe more patience for the day. Think twice before beginning a
conversation as there may be chances for heated exchange of words. Avoid taking
major decisions for the day.
There will be more job pressure for the day. You may need to more patient in
carrying out your activities.
There may be chances for money loss for the day. You may lose money due to
negligence and lack of concentration.
Due to emotional feelings, you may have difference of opinion with your partner. It
will be good for you to be friendly with your partner.
There may be chances for cold related problems. You can relax yourself by meditating.
You may need to be more practical in your approach and this is very much needed
for the day. By making yourself happy, you will be able to come out of fatigue and
raise your confidence. Luck will not favor you much.
You need to be more positive and feel relaxed to achieve progress in job. There may
not be much satisfaction with regard to the work that you are doing.
You will not be able to maintain effective money balance. Even if you earn a good
amount of money, you will be forced to spend double the money that you receive.
You will not find the day harmonious. You may enter into emotional fights with your
partner and this will give you less satisfaction.
You will find some itching in your skin. Avoid taking oily items and this will help you
to enjoy fine health.
A beneficial day with chances to gain from various activities! You will use your
intelligence to make progress.
There will be goods gains at work through your hard work. Superiors will appreciate
you.
Money gains will be there. You will utilize the money for spiritual activities and a
travel related to the same will give you worthy returns.
Good understanding with your partner will ensure harmony in relationship.
You will be fit and active for the day.
Results will be in your favor. You will be more determined in taking your own
decisions. You will enjoy yourself.
The day at work will be good. You will get recognition from your superiors. New job
opportunities will also be present for you.
You will witness reasonable amount of money gains. Extra money in the form of
incentives and perks are likely.
You will have pleasing conversation with your partner. Both of you will spend a
quality time together.
You will be physically strong and healthy.
If life is like a box of chocolates, then your center is one of those weird banana
creams that no one likes. Build up your caramel muscles before someone sticks a
thumb in you and puts you back in the box.
Be creative and make some invitations up for a housecleaning party! Carry them on
you and be sure to hand them out to new people that you meet. They should be
thrilled to come, after all you arent asking them to spend any money!
Today you will see a free floating full torso vaporous apparition! It'll turn out that
your glasses are smudged.
Learn to place your bets a little sooner so the rest of the world can feel secure for a
change.
You can keep a secret especially when it's about your thoughts and feelings. Your calm cool exterior fools everyone and no one.
You're ideally suited to be a wealthy business man or any profession as long as you're
boss and making big bucks.
The hippy-artist, wanderer life does not suit you.
You are optimistic, enthusiastic, and ambitious. Too bad you have no talent.
Poor Scorpio - you will get really mad for no reason this month, lose a friend or two,
then carefully plot how to coerce them back into your life. It's too late.









Although the library may be a good place to study, try to remember that you are not
permitted to shower there.
Year 2012 is predicted as a good year for you to achieve favorable results,especially
from July onwards. The second half of the year can actually change your life in every
positive manner.
Private and romantic relations will not go smoothly. Problems are particularly
expected in months of January and April. Happy occasions like birth of baby, marriage
will be celebrated in the family.
In 2012 the energy level of Virgo is quite high and diseases are not likely to occur. In
the second half of the year November is a hard month, and special attention should
be taken while driving.
Expansion of business, purchase of office and other transformations in affairs are
possible.July onwards will see smooth cash inflow and major plans. There will be a
general increase of income.
You can expect a success in affairs or career development in February or in
June.Problems in maintaining concentration till March indicated. July onwards will be
good for academic pursuits.
You will face both ups and downs for the day. You need to take things easy as there
may be chances for some stressful situations. You can relax by listening to music. You
will feel sometimes isolated.
You have to face travel with respect to your work and thereby you will have chances
of losing your valuables during travel. So it will be good for you to be more careful
during travel.
Your chances of gaining more money will face limitations. You will run out of luck
and this will play a vital part in reducing your finances.
You need to have a relaxed attitude with your partner. This attitude will make you to
enjoy better and quality time with your partner.
You will face minor back pain and this will be due to stress. You can relax by listening
to music.
You will be better and clear in your mind for the day. You will be able to ascertain
your position clearly. You will be able to show your abilities by your flexible
communication.
You will come out with success in job. There are chances that you will earn favors in
the form of promotion for the hard work that you do.
You will gain more money for the day. You can make use of the day by investing in
useful schemes which can give you profitable returns.
You will be open enough in expressing your opinion with your partner. You will have
a useful conversation about progress of your family members with your partner.
You will be more fit for the day. You will be able to maintain this with your positive
attitude.
Your chances will appear bright for the day. You will be able to exhibit special skills.
You will be able to carry out your activities well with clarity of mind.
You will have more challenging situations that will keep you busy and occupied for
the day. You will be quick enough in carrying out your job and this will be possible
due to extra talents.
Your skills in work and the sincere efforts that you put in will enable you to gain
extra incentives and perks. Your special skills will enable you to earn more for the day.
You will enjoy the day with your partner. You will be able to understand your partner
better by going out for casual travel or outing.
You will be in fine health condition. This will be due to physical fitness and extra
energy which you will maintain.
The day is generally said to be a good one. You will be very happy for the day.
You will be able to give maximum results for your work. You will have the skills to
convert even tough tasks into simple ones.
You will find increase in prosperity with respect to money. You will have enough luck
and this will guide you to witness more money returns.
You will be able to maintain better level of harmony with your partner. This will be
due to the understanding shared with your partner.
You will be more happy and satisfied. This will keep you in energetic condition.
You will be better and clear in your mind for the day. You will be able to ascertain
your position clearly. You will be able to show your abilities by your flexible
communication.
You will come out with success in job. There are chances that you will earn favors in
the form of promotion for the hard work that you do.
You will gain more money for the day. You can make use of the day by investing in
useful schemes which can give you worthy returns.
You will be open enough in expressing your opinion with your partner. You will have
a useful conversation about progress of your family members with your partner.
You will be more fit for the day. You will be able to maintain this with your positive
attitude.
You will find this day to be more profitable. You will gain more confidence in yourself
and you will be in a position to develop yourself more. You can make use of the day
for betterment.
You will receive support from your superiors who will appreciate your work very well.
Your skills will be recognized and you will get the essential appreciation for the work
that you are doing.
You will be having more money for the day. There will also be chances for you to gain
from unexpected sources. You will be happy with what you have.
You will be able to express your feelings of love to your partner. You will go on a
casual outing with your partner and thereby you will be happy.
You need not worry as you will enjoy good health. Your physique will be in fine
condition as your energy levels will be more.
The day is not ideal for promoting your interests and you should avoid taking major
decisions.
The day at work will be tough. There will be delays in completing your work on time.
Financial gains will be limited. Keep a check on your spending as there are chances
for unwanted expenses.
You may find it uneasy to handle some issues with your partner. It will be good to
have an open mind and be more friendly.
Digestion related problems will be present. Drink plenty of water.
Be cheerful ! By being in a happy mood you will be able to turn things in your favor.
You will be able to troubleshoot your problems.
Workload will be heavy. You may face some challenging situations at work.
You will have moderate amount of money with you. You will be spending on charity
and for spiritual purposes.
You may face communication problems with your partner. Difference of opinion
should be handled carefully.
You need to take care of your health. There are chances for cold related problems.
Something happens today that will make you sit up and believe that you are here for
a purpose.
Everything will go beautifully this month. You'll get everything done, just right, in
record time. You will receive a raise. The people you work for will have tremendous,
sudden success..... but the following month they'll go broke because you missed ONE
tiny detail ! Better start worrying - big time.
You may be a virgin, but you did some heavy kissing with the blarney stone. Your
outlandish stories and convincing charm make you fun in any and all social situations.
You're great on a team --especially if it's a winning one. Yes, you give good advice, but
who says we all want to take it? Less is more sometimes.
Your analytical skills and intuition makes you annoying to watch a murder mystery
with, but when it comes to solving and planning, you're the shiz-net Sherlock.
You friend, loved ones, and co-workers all want the seat next to you at a dinner party.
Luckily you can talk loudly.













Despite what you may have been told, open heart surgery can never be performed
"off the record."
Peace reigns in family life is possible in the first half of the year. There may be
changes in private life. Moving to another city or country is likely to change your life
completely.
You may suffer from mental stress in the months of January and February, and your
health is quite delicate in the first half of the year.
You will see a little improvement in your financial status this year. But financial
problem can worry you from March to June. Businessmen will make agreements with
partners from other cities or countries.
You need to concentrate more on studies. The mental vacillation and stress that you
have been experiencing will be removed from April. May-June are also not good
months.
You will find the day little uneasy. You will face situations of some distress and less
support from your friends. Even friends will turn foes. You need to be a little careful.
You will have less comforts for the day with respect to your job. Atmosphere at work
will also not be encouraging to you. This will put you in a state of worry.
You will gain little money. You will face situations of having more expenses and you
will be spending the same towards house renovation and reconstruction.
You will feel somewhat restless and this will be a drawback for not maintaining better
relationship with your partner. You need to feel free and maintain a good
conversation with your partner for better understanding.
You will succumb to light flu for the day. It will be advisable on your part to be extra
cautious with your health.
You will face a lot of burdens and this may cause botheration to you. However by
your approach, you will have chances to come out of problems that you face.
You will work very hard. But sometimes you will not succeed. It may be due to the
failure of not maintaining proper schedule while carrying out your work.
You will not be having sufficient amount of money for the day. You may need to
manage your money. There will be either no-profit/no loss.
You will be very sensitive in your approach with your partner. Such sensitive feelings
will make you to lose happiness with your partner.
You will have some anxiety and tension for the day. This may have some impact on
your health. It will be fine to avoid such feelings.
This year is a transitive or preparatory period, paving the way to a happy future. Your
past problems will get solved. You will see improvements in your work efficiency from
April months.
You need to be more calculative in carrying out your activities. Try to spend time in
meditation and spiritual activities and this will guide you a lot.
You need to apply more efforts in your job. You will have work pressure to be
handled. Avoid tension at home and thus making the atmosphere at home less
favorable.
You will face shortage of money for the day. You may have to bear additional burden
with respect to finances and this will make you to face some debts.
You will face less happiness with your partner. This may be due to insecure feelings in
your mind.
You will have chances for shoulder pain. This may be due to over stress.
You will discover that you can raise one eyebrow by itself, but not the other. This will
aggravate you, and you'll spend the majority of the day in front of the bathroom
mirror,trying to correct the situation.
You will find the day to be a balancing one. You will be able to gain more new
contacts and this will guide you to see more success. You will be able to secure the
association of new people.
You will be able to carry out your work in a casual manner. Your mind will be
completely free from all hassles and this will make you to shine well.
You will gain profits for the day. There will be favorable chances for you to earn more
money.
You will go on a holiday/vacation for the day with your partner. By doing this, you
will also be able to witness the suitable change in you.
You will be having more energy in you. There will be more enthusiasm on your part
and this will keep you in fine health.
You will be coming into an undisclosed amount of money, all those rebate forms you
forgot you mailed out will finally pay off! Now you can afford that trip to the library.
You will gain more benefits for the day. You can develop yourself by involving
yourself in spiritual activities. Spiritual activities will give lot of relief and this will help
you to overcome the situations that appear to be tough.
You will witness success for the work that you do. You will be more self-oriented and
practical in your approach. You will find job atmosphere to be more encouraging.
You will have chances for building up your savings easily. There will be possibilities
for you to gain from unexpected sources too.
You will harbor affectionate feelings with your partner. You will be able to exchange
pleasantries with your partner by sharing views and thereby better understanding will
develop.
You will be fully fit for the day. This will be possible due to courage and
determination which you will be possessing.
You feel like youre on the right track, but you havent seen a train yet. Quit pushing
that handcar and buy a cheap ticket on the 5:00 Express, youll get there much faster.
You can progress very well for the day. You will be able to realize your potential very
well. You will become famous for your communication abilities.
You will succeed well enough in your work through your abilities. The determination
to succeed in work will be possible for the day and you will be more sincere in
carrying out your work.
You will have chances for gaining unexpected money. This will be possible by raising
small loans and this will fulfill your needs.
You will be more sincere in your approach with your partner. This sincerity will pave
way for better understanding and thereby satisfaction will be possible.
You will maintain good physique and possess good energy levels. You will have more
determination in your mind.
A favorable day! Your desires will be fulfilled. New contacts you develop today will be
of immense help.
You will be able to secure recognition in your work. Your potential will come out
after facing some struggles.
You will have chances to get money in the form of perks and incentives. However,
there are fewer chances for savings.
You will be in good terms with your partner. Keep a flexible attitude and a friendly
disposition.
Health will not be a concern for the day but still it would be better to keep a check
on your food habits.
A smooth day ahead! The decisions you take will serve your needs. You will be happy
for the day.
You will carry out your work with much ease and determination. You can make best
out of your efforts to promote your interests.
You will have good amount of funds with you and you will utilize it for productive
purposes.
You will spend some beautiful moments with your partner.
Positive mood will reflect positively on your health.
If you think you've been harshly treated, please feel free to contact me or perhaps
issue some kind of fatwa.
Destiny awaits you and is waiting with open arms to welcome you into the clubhouse
of love.
Your insane antics have been copied the world over. Everyone knows how utterly
whacko you are. Sadly, you will become depressed because nobody even notices you
anymore.
Buck up: You still have a lot of life ahead of you, even if the good part was over years
ago.
Your unorthodox methods can get many a goal accomplished, however, sometimes
those methods include sitting around a lot and kind of being lazy.
You are honest, loyal and original and apparently water bearing. Use your
philosophical and artistic mind to come up with a better horoscope.
You are inventive and imaginative, which explains your habitual lying.
Because Aquarians have no sex appeal whatsoever, they are fortunate to have no
sexual drive.
Of course, everyone regards you as being dense, but you never notice.
Your idea of fine food usually involves some form of hot dogs. Inherent dishonesty may cause problems in P.M.
Pushing yourself too much? Your hamster is still on his wheel, but hes wheezing
hard. Lighten up a little and let him tiptoe through the tulips on a sunny day. Youll
both be happier.
Life will be so sweet for you this month you will need to avoid the rain to keep from
melting.


Despite what you may believe, doctors (much less medical students) are not gods, so
stop trying to smite your enemies with plagues.

This year may bring a turning point in life, personal growth, perfection . Medical
expenditure is indicated. Finance and Business will improve by leaps and bounds in
the second half of the year.
Spring of this year can bring complicated time both for new unions and couples.
Relationships with relatives may change. In November and December you will be
criticized by near people.
In first half of the year the energy level is quite high, and the risk of diseases is
minimized. Acute conditions and new unexpected illnesses are quite probable at the
end of summer and autumn.
This year foresees the large expenses and an unstable financial situation for you. You
have also chances to find abundand financial opportunities from July onwards.
Gemini horoscope may get offers to connect with foreign companies or foreign
universities. An employee can become a victim of professional intrigues and will think
of exploring new possibilities.
You can make the day better by adopting a casual attitude. You will be prone to
indulge in loose talks. Try to make the day better through pleasant speech and you
can achieve gainful results.
You will lose some valuable job opportunities for the day. This will be due to the
unfavorable time that will be possible for the day. Some disappointing moments will
also be present.
You will find the day less favorable for gaining monetary returns. You also need to
handle money carefully as there may be chances for loss.
You will not be able to express your love freely with your partner. You will not be in a
happy mood.
You must avoid taking cold items. There may be chances for pain in the teeth and
sore throat.
You will find the day to be less favorable. You may need to rely on more efforts from
your side, rather than luck and this will may be the need of the day. Avoid taking
major decisions.
Your work schedule will be very tight for the day. There are less chances for you to
keep yourself relaxed. Plan your work systematically for the day.
You will find less money returns. There will be extra spending of money that will
make you worry.
You will have tense feelings and this will affect the relationship with your partner. So
it will be better to be more relaxed and take things easily.
You may feel uneasy over the day. This may lead to stress in your mind.
You will be prone to emotional feelings. You need to take things in a easy manner.
This is most essential for you to achieve success. Set some goals for yourself and plan
to achieve the same.
You will lose comforts due to more work pressure for the day. There is a need for you
to plan your work to achieve success. There are chances for you to commit errors and
it is vital for you to be more attentive.
You will be facing both expenses and gains for the day. You will be forced to spend
additionally towards your family development.
You have to avoid talking to your partner for the day. This will be good for you as
there may be chances for argument that will surface.
You may have to spend money towards the health of your mother. This may cause
worries to you.
You can make the day better by adopting a casual attitude. You will engage in
unnecessary talks. Try to make the day enjoyable by pleasant way of communication.
You will lose some valuable job opportunities for the day with respect to your work..
This will be due to the unfavorable time. Some disappointing moments will also be
present.
You will find the day less favorable for gains. You also need to handle money carefully
as there may be chances of loss.
You will not be able to express your love freely with your partner. You will not be in a
jubilant mood to express the same.
You will have chances for cough and irritation in eyes. This will make you to face less
fitness.
You may need to think twice before performing any activity and also have a check on
your words. There are chances for you to have confusion in your mind and this you
need to avoid. Keep yourself involved in prayers and this is most essential for you to
achieve success.
You need to be diplomatic at workplace. There will be chances for you to have
unpleasant moments with your colleagues. Your sub-ordinates at lower level may try
to take advantage of you.
You will face fluctuations with respect to money. So you have to plan and utilize your
financial resources in a proper way so as to avoid further loss of money.
You will have misunderstanding with your partner over a family problem. This will
make you to have difference of opinion with your partner.
You may face some irritations in your eyes and teeth pain. Have some good check on
your health and this is very much essential.
You will lack some comforts. Participating in music and festive occasions will give you
happiness. Take things lightly and this will be possible by your presence of mind.
You will find it tough to carry out your tasks on time. You have to plan a lot for the
day in getting the work done smoothly. You will face some disturbances from your
colleagues.
You will be having more commitments and thereby you need to spend some
unwanted money for your family. Your scope to gain more will be moderate.
You will find less satisfaction in your mind. There will be chances for
misunderstanding with your partner and this will be due to difference of opinion.
Your health will not be up to the mark. There will be chances for digestion related
problems and this make you little uneasy too.
It would be a good day. Your energy levels will be high and you will be more
enthusiastic. You will take steps towards personal development. The day is good for
taking major decisions.
You will be gaining success through your work. No matter how complex is the task,
you will finish it with ease.
The day will bless you with sufficient money gains. You will make new investments.
You need to remain calm and take things easy with your partner. This approach will
ensure harmony in relationship.
You will enjoy good health and high level of energy.
A favorable day ahead! You will grow by your self-efforts. Success is assured for the
day.
There are chances for gaining promotion at work. Your work will be appreciated and
you will be able to deliver quality in your work.
You will witness progress in money. Expenditures will be there for useful needs.
You will enjoy good relationship with your partner. Your approach and attitude will
appeal your partner.
Dont just tie a knot when you get to the end of your rope, grab an old tire and make
a swing out of it. Hard to stay stressed and depressed when youre playing like a six-
year-old again.
The week may start well, but fall into sharp decline later on Saturday. Only love can break your heart...but trans-fatty acids will also have a damn good try.
The tables have turned on you this month once again. You don't know who to believe,
because everyone lies to you - why!!?? You need more socks and underwear. Get a
better job.
A horrifying incident with a knife-thrower, a chainsaw-juggler, and a fire-eater will
result in grievous bodily harm, although it's kind of a surprise that it mostly involves
being hit by a bus.
When you're hot, you're hot Gemini! And when you're not, polar bears would call
your heart too cold. Tarzan didn't swing as much as you do, but boy isn't life
interesting around you.
You inspire and motivate others and are very affectionate. You generally get away
with stuff you really shouldn't. We can't help but love you, but somedays you make us
keep trying not to.
You are extraordinarily intelligent and articulate, and those around you appreciate
intelligence in someone so ugly.
Geminis are known to become more repulsive as they grow older; future looks bleak.
Dont pay any attention if someone says a current situation serves you right. You
should only be offended if it serves you wrong, because that salad fork is crucial
The easiest path may be hard to miss, but it never takes you past any little greasy
spoon cafes where they make legendary apple pie. Go offroad for a while, the
adventure will be worth it.
Someone thinks your elevator doesnt go all the way to the top, but they dont know
youre basically a haunted house. Flap your shutters at them a few times and rattle
some chains. Theyll take the hint.
You know the score, mainly because youre the one who rigged the game. Sometimes
corking your own bat doesnt work, but this time your strategy nails you a home run.
If you wonder where your guilty conscience is, its up in the stands selling beer
because its tired of working for peanuts, too.
The best things in life are free, but its still going to cost you a bus ticket to get there.
Either save up your pennies or sweeten up a sugar daddy.
You dont have all the answers, but you do think up some rather entertaining
questions. Start a blog or write a book; why be confused alone when you can
confound the world?
Unlike beef stew and cottage cheese, your dreams dont have an expiration date, so
why are you tossing them into the recycle bin? Dust them off and check for mold;
you may have been storing your greatest achievements next to the brown lettuce all
this time.
Your wild idea gets a chance of success when you meet an investor with way too
much cash and not enough brain cells. Make sure they sign the check before they
chew on any more paint chips.
Sometimes the universe screws up and gives you exactly what you want, when you
want it. Dont say anything, just walk funny for a few days so no one knows its a
perfect fit.
Every new journey starts out with that first step. Its the universes job to make it an
adventure, but its your job to make sure that step isnt straight off a cliff. Youre not
Wile E. Coyote.
Thanks to your basic life support training, you will be able to save a small plastic doll
from choking.
This is year is good for you. You will be able to change a life style, to get rid of
obsolete things courageously. Eligible Capricorn natives will find their soul mate in
the second half of the year.
Private life is continuing to play tricks that have roots in the past. In the first half of
the year you will face domestic tension. Married couples will face unfavorable time in
first half of the year.
In the first half of the year Capricorn energy level is quite high and diseases are not
likely to occur. Health needs to be taken care of especially from February to June.
The year is very successful financially. Promotion and major opportunities are possible
in second half of the year. Businessmen will start a new project, which will guarantee
future success.
Developments in career and business picking up in the second half of the year. The
year is excellent for academic achievements except in months of May and June.
You have to concentrate on making the day progressive as there may be chances for
some disappointing moments. Applying your intelligence will guide you a lot and this
is the only way by which you can set better standards for yourself.
Your chances of making it big in your job will be less favorable for the day. You may
not get the required support from your colleagues.
You will gain moderate amount of money for the day. Chances will be present for you
to gain by means of speculation.
You will have to develop more affectionate feelings towards your partner. This is
essential so as to avoid any disturbances in relationship.
You will have chances for digestion related problems and problem in eyes. So this will
give you less satisfaction.
You will find the day favorable for establishing new contacts and this will be helpful
to you. You can participate in social gatherings and this will benefit you a lot.
You will find yourself comfortable in discharging your duties. Least amount of effort
will make you to see gains in work.
You will find the day with plenty of money gains. You will also get money by availing
short term loans.
You will share better relationship with your partner. You will be more sincere in your
approach.
You will be fit for the day. You will have only minor health problems like colds.
You will find this day to be flexible. You will be fast in your actions. You will be more
positive and determined in your approach. You can make use of the day for taking
major decisions.
You will be more professional in your approach and this will guide you to finish your
work much before stipulated time. This sort of professionalism in your work will
guide you to reach the target easily.
Your chances for gaining more money will be possible for the day. Hard work and
dedication will make you to earn more money.
You will be more sincere in your approach towards your partner. This will enable you
to understand your partner better.
You will have full fitness. This will be possible due to good amount of energy in you.
You will find the day to be a valuable one. With this, you will be able to shine well
and excel. You will be in a position to satisfy your wishes and you can also plan for
your future.
You will find good results in job. There are favorable chances for the day to prove
your worth in work. Your skills will be appreciated and this may go to the notice of
your superiors.
You will witness favorable gains for the day. You will also be in a position to adopt
better savings practices.
You will be exchanging happiness in the form of sweet words with your partner. You
will have quality time with your partner.
You will possess happiness and this will enable you to keep yourself fit. Your health
will remain stable.
You will find the day suitable for establishing new contacts and this will be helpful to
you. You can make yourself to participate in social gatherings and this will guide you
a lot.
You will be in a position to discharge your duties in an easy manner. Little amount of
efforts will enable you to see gains in work.
You will find the day with plenty of money gains. You will also get money by availing
short loans.
You will show your sincerity towards your partner. Due to this, better understanding
will be possible with your partner.
You will be fit for the day. You will be having only minor health problems like colds
and headache.
You will be highly successful in carrying out your activities smoothly. Making major
moves will be good for the day. This is the day where you will feel more confident
and fresh in your mind.
Your work quality will be appreciated. You will execute your work with much
flexibility and in amicable fashion. Your skills will catch the attention of your
superiors.
You will be having the essential money with you. With the money available, you will
be utilizing the same for productive purposes.
You will enjoy good time with your partner. This is the day where you can plan your
life with your partner for taking some good decisions for your life.
You will be having positive mind and this will be reflected in your fitness. Happiness
will guide you to maintain the same.
Challenges will test your patience. You will have to develop courage to deal with
them. Participation in spiritual activities will be beneficial.
You will find the day tough for work. Pay attention to your work.
There are chances for losing money for the day. Medical expenses cannot be ruled
out.
There are chances for quarrels with your partner due to difference of opinion.
You will have pain in legs due to too much stress.
You may have to make adjustments to carry out your tasks in a cordial manner. Do
not lose hope if things don't work out as per your expectations.
Workload will be there. You need to be more careful in handling your work. Be
attentive and responsible.
Luck is not on your side. So, money should be handled very carefully. Unwanted
expenses will bother you.
You will be moody and this may impact your relationship. You need to take things in
a easy manner to ensure harmony.
There could be expenses for health of your children. Children will have digestion
related problems.
Romantic evenings are much overrated. Instead of romance, think about mutated pigs.
A beautiful woman will turn your head today and make you think whether you're as
committed as you ought to be.
Sure, love is the answer, especially if the question is What can kick you in the balls
and make you feel happy about it? If youre not ready for that kind of love, wear a
cup on Thursday.
Youre the cream in someones coffee, the jam on their bread. This means youre very
sweet, and people can only handle you in small doses. Give them some space and add
a little tartness to your repertoire; it will make you even more tempting.
Its hard to put your best foot forward when your first move is landing on your face.
Youll recover well if you jump up, smile and tell people youre doing an interpretive
dance of the office mission statement.
Youve nearly finished a project, now its time for that last piece. If it doesnt fit
perfectly, grab the Super Glue, stick that sucker on and call it art. No one will know
the difference.
You think you have a situation all sewn up, but someone at work is about to pull a
loose thread. Snip them off quick before they unravel your big plan.
Road blocks arent there to stop you, they exist to make you more creative. Do a little
off-roading and youll find an entirely new way to be weird. Who knows? People may
even pay you for it.
Someones looking for a scapegoat at work, so keep your horns low. Try being a sheep
for a few days, because your mutton impersonation isnt too ba-a-a-a-a-ad.
No one knows how much time we have on this earth, but youll end up with an egg
timer instead of a grandfather clock if you keep thinking with your butt instead of
your brain. Leave a few canyons unjumped on Friday.
Because of your prior achievements, goat boy or girl, others expect you to do their
work for them. You will become exhausted trying to prove your worth. You are
nothing but a corporate slave!! hahahahahaha
You've always considered yourself a belt-and-suspenders type, but all everyone else
seems to focus on is your lack of pants.

Well you critical and practical goat, this is going to be a baaaaad and useless
horoscope. You're highly intelligent and will undoubtedly find this entire page to be a
sham.
Capricorns can often be trained to be fairly good bus drivers and reasonably
successful shoe sales clerks, but they cannot be taught to succeed at personal
relationships.
You probably have no social plans for the weekend anyway, but if so, they will result
in disaster.
This can be a confusing month for you and youll tend to be forgetful. Stay ahead of
the game and make notes where you are sure to see them. Recent studies have shown
that women who write their notes down on fresh toilet paper rolls are less likely to be
labeled as nagging. They are just considered anal.
You will be buffeted by hordes of people, who will all simultaneously show up in
your office "just to chat." Eventually, you will make your escape by locking yourself in
the bathroom.
Forget old dogs and new tricks; youre more of a middle-aged ferret with a tightrope
act. Step lively and smile, because youre the best show in town.
The stars indicate that medicine is not really the career for you. They suggest belly
dancing.
You will very fast in completing your work on time. Setting of good standards will be
possible by you and you will carry out this in your work.
You will find increase in your bank balance. You can utilize this day for using money
for productive purposes.
You will cherish good loving feelings towards your partner. You will be able to enjoy
the day with your partner.
You will be fully fit for the day. This will be possible by your presence of mind.
You need to be more casual and relaxed to beat the stress that you may be facing for
the day. Increasing commitments may cause worries to you.
You will have to work very hard to witness some better results. To achieve success in
your job, you have to sacrifice your comforts.
You will be running short of money for the day. This will be possible as you will be
having more commitments that you will find it difficult to handle due to non-
availability of funds.
You will be having ego feelings in your mind and you will show this to your partner.
This will disturb the relationship with your partner.
You may need to spend money towards the health of your mother. This may cause
some worries to you.
You will lack comforts for the day. You will have concern over your development.
Avoid any pessimistic feelings in your mind and be positive of good outcomes.
You will lack patience in carrying out your work. Due to this you may commit some
errors. Concentration is essential for efficient performance of work.
You will not be in a position to retain more money for the day. You will be forced to
spend money for health of your dear ones.
You have to avoid tense feelings which you will possess for the day. Be more friendly
with your partner to understand your partner better.
You have to take your food on time. Drink plenty of water and this will enable you to
keep yourself in fine health.
You will find the day to be a less favorable one. Avoid gossips. Be practical in your
approach and this is most required for the day. Make yourself confined to spiritual
progress and this will give you utmost relief.
You will find the day tough to achieve your tasks easily as you may need to put in a
lot of efforts. Don`t depend on luck, rely on your hard efforts and this will provide
you with success.
You will have to face additional burden of spending money for health of your children.
This may cause botheration to you.
You will have suspicious feelings about your partner. Cool yourself and share peaceful
relationship with your partner and this will give you happiness.
You will be prone to allergy. Due to this, you will face colds and you will have
sneezing. You will also lose comforts.
You need to be more casual and relaxed to beat the stress that you may be facing for
the day. Increasing commitments will cause worries to you. You will even lose sleep at
night.
You will have to work very hard to witness some better results. To achieve success in
your job, you have to sacrifice your comforts and due to this you will have less
satisfaction.
You be running short of money for the day. This will be possible as you will be having
more commitment which you may find it little difficult to fulfill due to non-availability
of funds.
You will be having egoistic feelings in your mind and you will show this to your
partner. This will disturb the relationship with your partner.
You may need to spend money towards the health of your mother. This may cause
some worries to you.
You need to avoid taking any major decisions or postpone it to another day. You must
be more patient in handling your daily activities for the day as you will be on the
verge of losing. Some good sensible planning will guide you.
Your work quality may not be appreciated. You will face some displeasure from your
superiors at work. Therefore you must concentrate more on your work.
You will not be having progress in gaining more money. You may have to face both
gains and expenses.
You must have adjustment with your partner in maintaining happiness. This is most
needed for the day to witness harmony with your partner.
You will have chances for skin related problems. You need to take care in consuming
good food.
Your happiness and comforts will increase. Hurdles will be there but you will be able
to overcome them. The day can be utilized for improving your knowledge.
Success will be achieved after facing some hurdles. You can also gain satisfaction from
your work if you plan your work schedule.
The change you like is the kind that fills your piggy bank, but another change will
make your life better this week. Just think of each new day as a bright, shiny quarter,
all yours to spend.
When you cant see the forest for the trees, pick a tall one and build a nice treehouse
instead. Who needs the whole forest when youve got your own mighty oak equipped
with cable TV and a recliner?
The answers are blowing in the wind, and a few will hit you in the face like airborne
plastic grocery bags. Just be grateful theyre filled with good things instead of used
tissues or cat poop.
You always know the right things to sayunfortunately, you usually think of them
the next day. On Thursday, the right words come at the right time, giving you a shot
at the right gig. Dont talk too much,though, or they will realize youre a bit of a loon.
Dont freak out, but that weird feeling inside your chest isnt a heart flutter; its
contentment mixed with a dash of confidence. Its not a superpower yet, but it can
definitely make you do some amazing things this week.
Summers almost over, and you havent found the great escape yet. Hang in there,
Houdini, because youre going to drop those chains, disappear into fun and wow your
audience at the same time.
Your sincere efforts in relationship will be appreciated by your partner. You will have
romantic feelings for your partner.
Health will not be a concern. Courage and good level of energy will keep you in high
spirits.
Every reason you have for doing what you did, is sound. Be grateful that you have a
good network of friends and family.
Silly Fish, why must you sleep so much?! You MUST wake up or you'll miss some
excellent programming on TV. I mean it!!
You will fall into a pattern of self-destructive behavior this week when you discover
how much fun that sort of thing is.
You're no cold fish, just sort of luke warm-hehe. Nah, your red, hot, hot, hot. You just
keep a low profile while you acquire a wide sea of knowledge.
Your generous nature can be taken advantage of, but your determination and passion
always guarantees whatever is lost is easily won back.
Your idea that you are attractive to the opposite sex is rooted in your vivid
imagination. The rest of us laugh a lot about that. Research shows there are twice as
many Piscean jokes as Polish jokes, but you, of course, are not aware of that.
Romance is in your future. Unbeknownst to you your best friend has submitted an
online singles ad for you and posted the picture of you from last years New Years Eve
party. You should be getting emails very soon!
You will be visited by missionaries today, and will finally have an excellent
opportunityto slip into your demon costume before opening the door.
To you, big decisions are a lot like grizzly bears: terrifying when youre up close and
youre afraid to make the wrong move. Take a breath and start with a teddy bear;
that small decision will help you outwit your challenge.
You can pick yourself up by your own bootstraps, but you look really funny walking
that way. Its okay to do a slow crawl toward your goal, just tell people you had a wild
weekend.
You will become an oncologist, in one last desperate attempt to change your
astrological sign.
You will gain due appreciation from your superiors. Your long term wishes will be
fulfilled for the day.
You will gain more money for the day. You will gain deep satisfaction from the money
that you earn and the satisfaction will be worthwhile.
Your disposition will be bright and will highly charm your partner. This will make
your partner understand you better.
Your physical fitness will be good. You will be able to keep your health optimum with
your positive energy.
You will face more commitments. There will be lack of comforts. It will be wise for
you to be patient and try to change yourself as there will be unpleasant moments for
the day.
You may find the job front to be a tedious one. Work will appear to be tough for you
and so you need to be more professional in your approach.
You will find less gainful results for the day. There will be chances for unwanted
expenses which you feel it burdensome.
You will face some unpleasant moments with your partner. This will be due to
frustration that you will be having.
You will find yourself less stable. There will be chances for leg pain.
It is said to be another day. Disappointments are likely, though it will not be major
ones. You can make better use of the day by involving yourself in prayers and
meditation. This will give you relief.
You will have job pressure for the day. There will be hurdles in the efforts that you
take and this will go to the notice of your superiors.
You will have chances of losing money during travel. This travel will be short one.
You will have less understanding with your partner. This will be due to difference of
opinion which you will have with your partner.
You have to keep your health fit for the day. You need to drink plenty of water as
there may be chances for digestion related problems.
You have to develop more patience for the day as there may be situations that will
make you to face problems. Luck will not be possible for you easily. You have to
devise a lot of planning to make the day a better one.
You will find the day tough with respect to carrying out your work. You will find
delays in carrying out your tasks.
You will face money shortages for the day and this will cause worries to you. You
cannot find the day suitable for saving more money.
You will be more emotional in your speech and this will affect the harmony in
relationship. It will be fine for you to avoid talking to your partner.
You will have cold related problems. It will be advisable for you to avoid taking cold
related items.
You have to control your feelings and emotions. Be patient and hopeful. Hope is the
only essential thing that can keep you on the road to success.
You will have job pressure for the day. You may have to sacrifice some comforts to
execute your job with ease. There will be chances for delays.
You will face non-availability of funds. This will be due to the fact that you will be
spending money for development purposes of your family.
You will possess egoistic feelings and this will disturb the dealings with your partner.
There will be lack of happiness and charm for the day.
You will have chances for skin related problems. This will be due to allergy.
You can make better use of the day by travelling related to spiritual purposes. This
will give you relief and satisfaction. You can recite some slokas or do meditation to
keep yourself peaceful and relaxed.
You will have more challenging tasks for the day. There will be more job pressure and
you will not be in a position to handle your job effectively. You need to adopt a
professional approach.
You will witness loss of money. Carefulness is required on your part to handle money
as you may lose money while travelling.
You will have some confusion in your mind and you will be showing this to your
partner. This will affect the harmony for the day.
You will be subjected to some kind of allergy and this may be in the form of dust.
Due to this, you will succumb to colds.
You will succeed in your efforts and gain confidence. You will have new friends and
associations. Goodwill of your well wishers will comfort you.
There are chances for travel with respect to your work. Work will bring some
challenging situations and you will have a hectic schedule.
You will have moderate amount of money and so it is it is important to keep a check
on your expenses
You have to be careful while communicating with your partner. There will be less
scope for happiness. Keep a casual approach.
Watch your diet. There are chances for digestion related problems.
An active day ahead! Think twice before executing a task to avoid negative results.
Spend time towards listening to music and amusements.
Be extremely careful while carrying out your work as there are chances of you making
errors.
Expenses will be there along with gains. Keep a check on your spending for better
stability.
There are chances for unpleasant moments in relationship. You will be sensitive and
emotional and this will affect the happiness.
You will not face much health problems. But there will be chances for throat pain.
The media will try to control your life today. Many congratulations! Your funny bone
may have disappeared momentarily.
The name "Jude" will have some significance today and may be the very thing you've
been yearning for.
Nobody cares how you feel this month. You are WAY too whiny and pitiful.... People
think you're nuts. You are. Get a grip. Go have a good cry. Talk to small children and
you will feel big again.
The stars are sorry, but someone has already thought of starting a band with two of
each instrument in it. It wasn't all that great an idea then, either.
You play your cards so close to the vest, a person has to perform something like a
circumcision just to take a look. You can be moody, but you hide it almost too well.
Your friends and loved ones would love to get a peek at what's behind that
conservative exterior.
Your family, friends, co-workers, and loved ones always put you in charge of buying
the group card, love your scrapbooks, and dinners at your house are always a hit.
Make other people help you clean up. Yes, even if they do it wrong.
You are conservative and against taking risks. This makes you the dullest person in
your circle of friends (if you have any friends), especially considering your utter lack
of ambition and/or imagination.
Silence is golden but keeping quiet when someone does something stupid? Thats
platinum-level behavior right there. Reward yourself with some ice cream, it will feel
good after youve bitten your tongue for days.
If you knew then what you know now, you would have been so obnoxious then that
you wouldnt have learned anything to know what you know now. Ignorance can be
bliss, especially for other people.
You will find the day to be highly favorable. There will be an increase in your
confidence levels. You will be sporting a casual look and will be energetic for the day.
Excellent day to make strange mouth noises, particularly in a crowded elevator.
Your classmates are not so upset by the fact that your latest class transcript is 50
pages long as they are by the fact that it is 50 pages of the sentence "All work and no
play make me go crazy," and that it is identical to your last two transcripts.
You will find it tough to handle even light tasks. As you will face loss of energy, you
will find it difficult to see fulfillment of desires for the day. You need to relax more.
You will be forced to face certain risks in your work and this will cause you worries.
Therefore you need to be more careful in handling your work.
You will have chances for losing money for the day. This may be due to negligence on
your part which will make you to lose the same.
You need to ensure safety while talking to your partner. There may be possible
chances for loose talks on your part which may disturb the level of harmony.
You will face throat infections for the day. Avoid taking cool drinks.
You can gain success, if you develop more patience. Consistency may be missing on
your part and this may act as a constraint to achieve results in your favor. Be more
sportive.
You will find stress in your job. This will be due to increasing job pressure. There will
be chances for you to face some unpleasant moments with your superiors.
You will have less money.There is a need for you to depend more on hard work rather
than luck. Even if you earn,money earned will go as expenses.
You will lose control and this will be due to lack of patience which you will be having
in your mind. So due to this, you will not be able to maintain better harmony with
your partner.
You will be having chances for headache. This will be due to unwanted worries.
You need to avoid brooding and excessive thinking. You have to be careful while
handling your activities. Results may go contrary for you and this will be against what
you expected. Avoid taking major decisions.
You will face some challenges in carrying out your work smoothly. Even though you
will possess the essential talent, you will not be able to complete your work easily.
You will have poor luck that will make you lose opportunities with respect to gaining
more money. Also, you have to spend money towards the health of your father and
this will cause botheration to you.
Your level of happiness will be very low and this will be due to the sense of void. Due
to this, you will not be free to converse with your partner. There will be scope for
you to misunderstand your partner.
You will have chances for pain in legs. This will be due to stress. Gaining more
confidence is essential for you to keep yourself fit.
You will be able to have a positive outlook. The day is said to be well suited for self
development. Undertaking major decisions will be possible.
You will shine well in job for the day. Your reputation will increase with respect to
the work that you are carrying out.
You will have more funds for the day. You will be able to maintain the same for the
day and utilize it for auspicious purposes.
You will be more happy while communicating with your partner. You will discuss
various issues about family development with your partner.
Youre feeling sexier than a deserted room filled with fresh donuts and free wi-fi. Rub
a little frosting behind your ear and tell your sweetie to be ready for some high-speed
fun. After that, you can buffer together.
You can make use of this day towards making efforts on your progress.
Communication is said to favor you. You can take some useful decisions to promote
your interests. You can enter into new ventures.
You will have chances for short travel with respect to your job. Hard work will make
you to shine well and bring you success.
You will be able to gain more money for the day. Good amount of luck will make you
to earn more and also enable you to save.
You will maintain good relationship with your partner. You will have an easy attitude
and flexible mind which will enable you to be happy.
You will be fully fit for the day. There will be high level of courage which will keep
you in fine condition.
You can raise your hopes for the day. You will be able to achieve success due to your
strong efforts that will be possible for the day. This is the day where you can develop
yourself and come out with new ideas.
You will be having travel with respect to your work for the day. You will be busy with
your schedule and you will be able to complete the same by effective planning.
You will be in a position to save money for the day. There will be chances for you to
gain more money as good opportunities will be possible.
You will be humorous in your approach towards your partner. Such feelings will
guide you to maintain harmony and satisfaction for the day.
Your energy levels will be good. You will be in full fitness and thereby you will be
flexible and stable too.
You will be active throughout the day. All your tasks could be carried out in an easy
manner. Your mind will be open to fresh ideas. Decisions will be in your favor.
You will be able to utilize your potential with respect to work. There will be good
opportunities and you will be able to make use of them.
Everyone should know their limits, but youre the one head-butting them on a daily
basis. Two pieces of advice: wear a helmet, and keep going. Eventually those barriers
will move.
Your romantic feelings towards your partner will be helpful to improve your
relationship bond.
Everyone warns you about flying too close to the sun, but no one worries about you
digging to the center of the earth. Before you start throwing dirt around, make sure
you have a plan in place to deal with radioactive mole men.
You will be getting many opportunities today. If you make use of them properly, you
will be immensely benefited.
You are shrewd in business matters and can usually get your way with others. That's
why everyone despises you. Closest friends enjoy having parties that are kept secret
from you. Co-workers often mimic your poor posture.
There will be a moment on Thursday afternoon when you doubt everything youve
accomplished in life. Ride that out, and your all-star chicken steampunk movie idea is
on the fast track to success.
Your relationship with your partner will be a source of happiness. There will be
perfect bonding between both of you.
The race usually goes to the swiftest and smartest, but sometimes karma throws the
goofiest a bone, too. Get ready to sprint toward the finish line while everyone else
ends up with a charley horse.
This week will go well, except for the bits that don't. And not only will those bits go
badly, but they'll go BADLY.
The best you could ever really hope for will appear to you today in a day dream.
You will be seriously outcharmed by Geminis this month. You can't understand it.
Nobody likes your style anymore. Your love life will go south, fast. You'll shop til you
drop but your credit cards will be rejected. Get a job, slacker!
Some say the world will end in ice, some fire. However, the end of your personal
world will be most notable for banal remarks on the humidity.
You may be an introvert, but when your stealth debating skills can come out as fast
as paparazzi swarms Brittany Spears.
Naturally, because of the scale thing, your deal is balance, stability, justice, harmony,
etc. But if it's possible to overdose on balance goals, honey, you FOUND IT.
If youre looking for peace in your soul, its under the stack of 1980s punk lyrics and
next to those beat-up hopes and dreams from your twenties. Do a little inner
housecleaning and youll find it in no time.
Youre so full of creative energy, it sloshes around on the carpet and furniture. No
need to rent a steam cleaner, just add some more color and call it art. No painting the
dog, though.
The stars predict that today is a good day to learn how to give a rectal exam.

You will experience mixed results for the day. There may be some sort of insecure
feelings on your part as if you have lost something. To avoid this, you can go for a
casual outing that will cheer you up.
You will face challenging situations in your job. Hence you need to be more prepared
in carrying out your work efficiently through useful planning.
You will gain better amount of money. But you will not be able to experience or enjoy
the same.
You need to be calm for the day. It will be better, if you avoid conversing with your
partner. Don`t allow such feelings as this will lead you to conflicts.
You will feel less active. There will be chances for pain in the thighs.
You will find moderate results for the day. To make the day in your favor, you may
need to apply your intelligence. You will have feelings of insecurity and this you can
overcome by pursuing meditation.
You will face more challenges in your work. Scheduling your work is vital for you.
Also It is important to maintain better relationship with your colleagues.
You have to avoid major decisions with respect to money. Your chances of gaining
decent amount of money may not be possible. Commitments will make you spend
extra money.
You will be little a bit moody and you will show this to your partner. You may need
to avoid such feelings and be more friendly with your partner.
Your health will not be so fine. You will be having pain in the shoulders. It will be
good for you to keep your health fit by observing prayers.
You will have insecure feelings in your mind which you need to avoid. You need to be
more positive and feel optimistic. This is very much essential and this will keep you in
a clear frame of mind.
You will face delays in your work.This will be due to disturbances that will be possible
from your colleagues. You need to plan and concentrate more on your work.
You will face money shortage for the day. This will be due to commitments and
unnecessary expenses that you have to spend.
You will have egoistic tendencies in your mind and due to this you will stay away
from your partner. You need to avoid such egoistic feelings and keep yourself sportive
Your health will not be up to the mark. You will have digestion related problems.
You will find the day to be favorable. You will be able to secure extra benefits.You can
plan well enough for pursuing major decisions.
You will be able to achieve progress for the work you do. You will be able to gain
appreciation from your superiors.
You will have good amount of money for the day. You will be able to spend the same
in a useful manner.
You will attend auspicious events with your partner. This will enable you to maintain
better understanding with your partner.
You will be having good health for the day. Positive forces will be in operation and
this will keep you in fitness.
You will be able to find success in whatever you do for the day. You will be able to
gain the contacts of new persons and friends. You will be cheerful throughout. You
will be very strong in your mind.
You will witness very good results in your work. Your work will be appreciated by
your superiors and it will be of high quality.
You will have chances of gaining more money for the day. You will gain so during
travel. Your prosperity will increase.
You will be having good communication with your partner and thereby you will be
able to satisfy your partner. You will nurture loving passionate feelings towards your
partner.
You will be having fine health. You will have the courage and energy that will keep
you in good spirits.
You will find the day to be a favorable one. You can gain some new friends and
support from them. It will be highly useful for your progress. You can gain comforts
and happiness for the day. Meditation will be highly useful to you.
You will be very busy with respect to your work.You may have to go for challenging
tasks in work that will test your abilities. You can also progress well in your work for
the day.
You will have good amount of money for the day. Your prospects to earn more will
appear bright and will be possible.
You will be intelligent enough in making the day more pleasant with your partner.
You will stay ahead in making the day more happy.
You will be having a jubilant mood. This mood will keep you in fine health.
Participation in fire rituals and poojas will comfort you. You will benefit by listening
to your mother's advice. Your mother will support you.
: You will have to work hard to gain good results from your work. Plan your work in
such a way that you can easily handle pressure.
Family issues will hamper peace and harmony in your relationship. You may have
difference of opinion with your partner.
Your health will not be a concern but you may have to spend money for your
children's health.
You may need to be more careful in your actions. Think wisely and stop brooding.
Carelessness will lead to disappointing results.
Atmosphere at work will not be cordial and additional burden will be there. There are chances for losing money due to negligence while traveling.
Feelings of insecurity will have a negative impact in your relationship. Try to abandon
such feelings.
You may suffer due to leg pain and digestion problems. Doing regular excersises will
be better.
Things are going to come to a head today and either go well, go badly, or
go...kinda...OK. You will suddenly have loads of money, but nobody care what you
want or even understand you when you speak. Your demands are ridiculous, face it.
All your fast-food orders will be wrong. You will starve.
You'll become frustrated and depressed when, after approaching beautiful women
with the corny line "I must paint you," you find it actually works like a charm.
You're a bull on the outside, but a softy at heart. Practical and efficient and always
being hit up for money and favors. Let some of your deadbeat friends hit their
parents up for money for a change and put more money into your retirement fund!
Your shoulders are wet with the tears of friends, and your strength and stamina can
carry a heavy burden. If you just ducked out to the movies once in and awhile, and let
some of those need friends phone calls go into voicemail, you'll find you'll have a lot
more fun. Great teachers, big sisters/brothers (hey Bud), and philanthropists.
You are persistent and determined when striving for a goal, but have no clue how to
achieve it. All your friends pretend not to notice your lack of intelligence--at least to
your face. Research shows that if Taureans were not counted in student tests, grade
point averages in this country would rise 4.5 percent.
Hold on to your britches this month is going to be a wild ride. Do your part in the
recycling to keep the landfills from filling up. Be sure to save all the labels and boxes
from the foods you prepare for dinner. Take them to work to decorate your office or
cubicle. Dont be surprised if you get a special visit from your boss this month.
Today you will have the eerie sensation that either you are going crazy or you are
beingwatched by something indescribably evil. Luckily for you, you're in fine shape,
mentally.
You will suddenly have loads of money, but nobody care what you want or even
understand you when you speak. Your demands are ridiculous, face it. All your fast-
food orders will be wrong. You will starve.
Youre not the fastest person; a distracted turtle could beat you in land speed records.
Something sets a fire underneath you on Wednesday, though, and makes you move.
Dont worry, youll get used to the jet flames coming out of your butt.
You are very generous with your possessions, too. Check your sister's closet and
neighbor's garages if you can't find something. He or she has probably "borrowed" it.
Dump your loser friends that are draining you and hang out with winning cool kids.
We won't tell anybody.
A sweet gesture on Friday will warm the cockles of your heart. Or it could just be
indigestion. Avoid the meatball sub or you wont know whether to be flattered or in
need of Tums.
Feel free to ignore the naysayers on Friday. Youre living in your own little world, but
at least you have wi-fi and mail delivery there.
You'll become frustrated and depressed when, after approaching beautiful women
with the corny line "I must paint you," you find it actually works like a charm.

You will be able to succeed by putting in more efforts. Sometimes you will be having
disturbances in your mind, which you need to avoid and proceed to achieve your
goals. This is not the day for pondering, it is a day where you need to have more
focus.
You will be able to derive satisfaction with respect to your work only by pursuing
some sensible planning. Otherwise there will be chances for errors that you will
commit.
You will have some chances of gaining unexpected money for the day. But you will
not be in a position to save the same.
You must have some good sense of humor while conversing with your partner. This is
very much required to maintain happiness in relationship.
You will be normally maintaining fine health. But you will have some skin itching.
You can make the day more favorable. You will be in a position to win friends and
this will be helpful to you. You will be able to carry on your tasks with a positive
mind.
You will be able to carry on your work with ease. You will also have many good
chances for the work that you do and for this you will receive positive feed backs.
You may find the job front to be a tedious one. There may be delays in carrying out
your activities within a short period of time.
You can raise some small loans that will fulfill your basic needs. It may not be a
favorable day for saving more money.
You will have disputes with your partner. There needs some adjustment on your part
that you need to maintain with your partner.
You will not find yourself in fine health. You will lack vital energy and this will make
you less stable.
You will find the day to be a little tedious. You will find hurdles in the efforts that you
are taking. This will give you botheration. Therefore it is advisable for you to plan for
better results.
You may have to develop better amount of patience in handling your work. Job
pressure may be more for the day and you need to apply your intelligence to come
out of it in a better manner.
You will face scarcity of funds and this will give you botheration. You will find it
tough to manage your funds for the day.
You will find less satisfaction with your partner. Lack of harmony will be present and
this is due to less understanding which will be present.
Youll never know the beauty of a well-thought out plan, but you do appreciate the
hastily applied lipstick of procrastination. Check those smudges before you give that
big presentation to the boss.
You will face big disappointments for the day and this may cause worries to you.Half
of your activities may go unfinished. You will see situations as if you are getting big
favors, but in the last minute such favors will slip away.
You will not be able to complete your work on time. This will be due to tough
situations that you will be facing and owing to this, you will lose interest.
You will witness money getting drained out in spite of you having chances for gaining
more money. So the scope for earning more money will be limited for you.
You have to avoid sensitiveness and emotional feelings with your partner. This is very
much essential to maintain harmony.
You will have chances for pain in legs. This may be due to stress that you may be
having and it will be good for you to do meditation.
You will feel more sensitive and insecure. There will also be tense moments which will
give you disturbances. You can overcome the same by listening to divine music and
participating in religious discourses.
You will not possess the patience in carrying out your work. Due to this you may
commit some errors. Concentration of mind is more essential in carrying out your
work with efficiency.
You will be forced to bear more expenses for the day and this will be due to extra
commitments. It is essential for you to manage your finances well.
You will witness some tense moments for the day and you will show this to your
partner. There is need for you to avoid such tension and be more happy with your
partner.
You will have chances for pain in legs. This may be due to stress that you will be
having. Pursue meditation and prayers.
You may have feelings of insecurity. Be patient and determined in your approach. Plan
your activities in advance and do not depend on luck. Comforts would be less for the
day.
There would be challenges with respect to work. Work pressure will be there and you
need to plan the day well enough.
The optimist in you says the skys the limit, but the realist in you knows that gravity
works. Before you blast off, make sure you have enough energy to see your mission
through to a safe landing.
Now that youve solved your major dilemma, youre finding out inner peace isnt all
its cracked up to be. Who wants to be happy and content all the time? Ick. Go
bungee-jumping with three of your rudest friends; first one to bleed or vomit buys
the beer.
The trees are singing, the birds are blooming, and everything is right with the world.
Medication refill day is the best, isnt it? Enjoy your rosy outlook for a while.
Don't depend on luck. It would be better to avoid taking major decisions for the day.
Results may not be up to your expectation.
The day at work could be a tedious one. There may be delays in carrying out your
activities within a short period of time.
You may take up small loans to fullfill your basic needs. Avoid unnecessary expenses.
There are chances for disagreements in relationship. With some adjustments you will
be able to keep things remain smooth.
Dont go gentle into the good night: its dark and something is likely to bite you on
the toe. Wear some boots and take a flashlight. Better yet, stay inside where there
arent any mosquitoes, snakes or in-laws at all.
You're a bit full of it this month, Sagi. Go tell your ridiculous stories somewhere else!
Nobody wants to know the crappola you know!!
While it's true there is no plumbing the depths of the human heart, you'll come up
with some novel ideas about its heating and electrical wiring.
You think therefore you think the rest of us should leave you alone to think. You do
your best when the odds are stacked against you. In the horse-race of life, you're a
Centaur who likes come from behind in those last few legs.
Hurry up and figure out the meaning of life, so the world can tie you down already.
Remember to win a race, even if you want to come from behind, you have to choose a
direction. Try not to get too distracted with EVERYTHING all the time.
You are artistic and imaginative, but that stems from your warped view of reality.
Very few people admit to being a Sagittarian, but the rest of us know who you are
because all Sagittarians are left-handed. If you are not left-handed, your mother has
lied to you about your birthdate as part of a cover-up.
You are anxious to get a jump on the season and have all that pent up energy just
waiting to burn off. If you must, climb a few trees and snip the leaves off so you can
rake them up. Its best not to go up there and shake them off, the neighbors may
mistake that as an anger management problem.
In a daring intellectual coup, you will translate a collection of Zen koans from
Chinesedirectly into Jive, in an attempt to combine the best elements of philosophical
thoughtand emotion. You will title the collection "Yo Mama By The River."
Every dog has his day, but your inner Great Dane could easily claim a week or two.
Sniff out opportunities; just avoid humping karmas leg.
Ignorance isnt bliss; its more like having a good hair day all the time. If you want
bliss, try forgetfulness for a few days or at least until your sweetie comes home and
sees the mess.
Fortunately, your fear of blood is limited to histological slides of erythrocytes.

You have to face some stressful situations for the day. You will have busy schedules
too.You can come out of such challenges by involving in spiritual pursuits.
Your work will get little pending and for this you may need to devise a useful strategy
to see smooth results. You have to be more attentive while doing your work.
You will have both expenses and gains for the day. You also need to be careful in
handling money.
You have to avoid showing any sense of egoism to your partner. Egoistic tendencies
will make to utter careless words that will affect the level of happiness
You will maintain moderate health. There will be chances for cold related problems.
You will find satisfaction by involving yourself in worship and this will do wonders for
you. By pursuing this, you will be able to feel relief. You can make yourself
comfortable by doing charities to poor people.
You will be able to learn from your work. You will be able to shine well in your job by
applying your intelligence.
You will be comfortable with your finances. You will be utilizing the money available
in a productive manner.
You will feel fresh in your mind and this type of feelings will make you to maintain
fine relationship with your partner. It will enable you to develop more love towards
your partner.
You will find yourself in fine health. You will be in a position to make yourself
comfortable in health despite some stress that you may be having.
You will be in a comfortable position. You will be successful in your activities and you
will complete the same on time. Desires will be fulfilled easily for you.
You will have more confidence in carrying out your work. You will be able to come
out with more new innovative ideas and this will guide you to progress ahead.
You will be comfortable with the money you have. You will be in a position to build
up your savings and enjoy chances of good luck which will be possible for the day.
You will have happy moments with your partner. You will be more sincere in your
approach with your partner and spend quality time with your partner.
You will be in fine health. You will have the essential energy to keep yourself stable.
You have to face some stressful situations for the day. You can overcome stress by
involving yourself in spiritual pursuits. You will have busy schedules to handle.You can
find relief through prayers.
Your work will get little pending and for this you may need to devise a useful strategy
to see smooth results. You have to be more attentive also in doing your work.
You will have both expenses and gains for the day. You may also need to be careful in
handling money.
You have to avoid showing any sense of egoism to your partner. If you possess this,
then there will be chances for loose talks and disputes.
You will maintain moderate health. There will be chances for pain in the legs.
You will find satisfaction by involving yourself in worship and this will do wonders for
you. By pursuing this, you will be able to find relief. You can make yourself
comfortable by doing charities to poor people.
You will be able to learn from your work. You will be able to shine well in your job by
applying your intelligence.
You will be comfortable with your finances. You will be utilizing the money available
in a productive manner.
You will feel fresh in your mind and this will make you to maintain fine relationship
with your partner. Resisting your temptation will enable you to develop more love
and satisfaction.
You will have chances for pain in legs and thighs. Have more attention on your health.
You must keep yourself cheerful. This is most essential for the day. You must develop
some patience and this is most required to witness progress. Avoid taking major
decisions.
You need to be more professional in carrying out your work. There are also chances
for you to commit some errors and so you need to be more attentive.
You will not be able to increase your finances and speed up the same. You may be
forced to incur unwanted expenditure and this will be an additional burden on you.
You will be having ego related problems. There is a need for you to avoid the same
and you need to be more friendly in your approach with your partner.
You may have some disappointing moments at work place. There are chances for
disputes with your colleagues and this will hamper your work.
Expenses will be more and you will have fewer chances for earning money. Handle
your finances carefully.
There are chances for arguments with your partner. Be willing to make adjustments
and maintain silence when possible to maintain harmony at home.
Oral care will become imperative as you will have toothache. It would be better to
avoid consuming confectionery items.
You will maintain good health. But health of your siblings will require attention.
Leos will get pushed around by Aries and - believe it or not - Sagis this month. You
are definitely not King, or even Prince or Knight. You are a lowly Page. Hop to it!!!
You aren't the first person to try to change someone after falling in love, but you
might be the first to try to unfold that someone into a robot.
Be it king of the jungle or the litter box, no job is to small for you to be the leader.
Your quick decisiveness makes you a great leader even when you're leading the charge
straight to hell.
Occasionally bossy, but always working for the greater good the world is a better
place when you're in charge--and if we forget, you'll always remind us.
You are compassionate, understanding, and sympathetic; that's why you are known
among friends as a sucker. Your parents secretly gave your brothers and sisters
hundreds of toys, and while you slept the rest of the family ate meat. You wore
hand-me-downs even though you were the oldest child.
You are brave, vocal about your opinions, and even right a lot of the times. You
missed the Sesame Street episode where you were taught to share or perhaps you just
hoarded the TV and thought the rest of us missed it.
Today you will join the political action group "Whiners For Peace", and will call up
your senator's office and whine at them. Don't forget to sign up for the big "Pout
Out" nextmonth!
The world spins at dizzying speeds every day, so things are still going fast even when
you think theyre too slow. Its all a matter of perspective. Even when your ass is
glued to the couch, youre still whizzing along, so relax.
If progress goes too fast, it usually clips a few pedestrians on the sidewalk. Be patient,
because slower speeds mean fewer dash-cam lawsuits.
The universe has no problem kicking you when youre down. If you grab its ankle,
twist and sweep the other leg, it will think twice about doing it again. Sometimes you
must make karma tap out before things go your way.
Youre not more accomplished when you burn the candle at both ends. Youre just
slumped over with wax stuck to your pants. Avoid the awkward stares at the cleaners
and get some rest.