November 20, 2004

Professor Dave Hickey

Dept of Art, Art History and Theory, HFA 153
University of Nevada Las Vegas
4505 Maryland Parkway
Las Vegas, NV 10001 USA This Fucking Sucks ™ Catalogue # 12 of 123

Dear Dave:

THE PAIN ! ! ! Fuck, it isn’t enough that I have to endure the fucking horrible indignity of surfing every
fucking day in the fucking warm, sparkling double blue diamond-headed, Mana charged central Pacific
bank fucking Ocean with a bunch of fucking beautiful, thongly clad, amber tanned, happy, fun-freaking-
loving maui-waui e/edu/de-evolved Captain fucking Cook barbequing motherfuckers who never heard
of – or give a flying rat bastard’s ass about – Hedrick, Heisenberg, Hopper, or fucking Heidegger:
now this injustice! Hell, let me lay it out for you straightup, “Dude, it fucking sucks!”.

Really, I am fucking taken aback: How on Earth could you not include me in your recent review entitled,
Beyond Geometry ? Of course, fucking nobody – including all the LA-SF-NY Ultra Lounge, suede sashed
hipsters, perhaps even you -- has ever heard of me or seen my fucking supra-genius in fucking meta-action,
but I mean: what-the-fuck ? Is the Artworld now completely controlled by fucking alien ass-herders ? ? ?
REALLY ! ! ! WHAT THE FUCK’S GOING ON HERE ! ! ! IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING ? ? ?
SOMEBODY SCREAM ! ! !

You can easily remedy this global epidemic by simply including me in your next scheduled article
-- irrespective of its scheduled theme, time, talent or taste. Or, perhaps it would be better to say, please
fucking include at least one of my fucking high caliber artworks (Hmmm, maybe this one?) from my
fucking unrivaled oeuvre [Fr.] in your next essay for fucking “Critical Pathology” sake! I know, I know,
believe me, “I FUCKING KNOW * ! ! ! ” this is an new/old-fashioned concept from a distant
yesterday/past, but this lone fucking characteristic reintroduced at this very ugly moment in time would
come as the biggest fucking ' SHOCK ' to your smutt-fucking / mutt-loving audience and our
Lamenesiac ® Age…and perhap $, make you million $ of dollar $ to boot ! ! !

Thank you in advance. I look forward to hearing from you $oon at the addre $ $ provided below,

LG Williams

* I know this because I teach art in a local community outreach program.

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artwork or would like to be omitted from all the artist’s subsequent resumes forthwith till eternity, Resume Section: Private Collections,
simply email the artist with the words, ‘Delete This Fucking Sucks’, in the heading. Mahalo.