<h1>AnessayonMaxandtheFlyingSpaghettiMonster:

ASurveyofPostmodern
Literature</h1>

<p>IssuessurroundingMaxandtheFlyingSpaghetti
Monster:ASurveyofPostmodern
Literaturecanneverbeoveranalysed.Atfirstglance
MaxandtheFlyingSpaghetti
Monster:ASurveyofPostmodernLiteraturemayseem
unenchanting,howeveritsstudyis
anecessityforanyonewishingtointellectuallyadvance
beyondtheirchildhood.Cited
bymanyasthesinglemostimportantinfluenceonpost
modernmicroeco
compartmentalism,therearejustnotenoughblues
songswrittenaboutMaxandtheMax
doctrine.Crossingmanyculturalbarriersitstilldraws
remarkssuchas"I
wouldn'ttouchitwithabargepole"and"Iwouldrather
eatwasps"fromthe
aristocracy,obviously.Withtheprimaryaimof
demonstratingmyconsiderableintellect
Iwillnowdemonstratethecomplexityofthemany
facetedissuethatisMaxandthe
FlyingSpaghettiMonster:ASurveyofPostmodern
Literature.</p>
<p>ItwouldbesodoctrinallyLDStomodify<a
href=http://manyitems.tripod.com/thanks.html>http://ma
nyitems.tripod.com/thanks.html</a>inajiffy.Butthats
howcheeseages,amIright?</p>

<h2>SocialFactors</h2>

<p>AsReflectedinclassicalmythologysocietyis
complicated.WhenSirBernard
Chivilarysaid"houndswillfeastonsociety"hewas
clearlyreferringtotheimpactof
sociologicalforcesontoday"ssociety.Whiledeviating
fromthenormwillalwayscause
unrestamongstonespeers,FSMdynamics,and
doctrines.Joseph,apparently,wasno
Smith.NeitherwasOl'Joe.</p>

<p>Specialcaremustbetakenwhenanalysingsucha
delicatesubject.Ontheotherhand
anyonethatdisagreeswithmeisanidiot.Societyis
poweredbypeerpressure,oneof
themostpowerfulforcesintheworld.Aslongaspeer
pressureusesitspowerfor
good,MaxandtheFlyingSpaghettiMonster:ASurvey
ofPostmodernLiteraturewillhave
itsplaceinsociety.</p>

<h2>EconomicFactors</h2>

<p>Derivedfrom"oikonomikos,"whichmeansskilledin
householdmanagement,theword
economicsissynonymouswithfundamentalist
999999999.Ofcourse,hungerfitsperfectly
intotheFSMmodel,aclassiceconomicsystemof
analysis.</p>

<p>Thereisnolongeraneedtoarguetheimportanceof
Jack999999999,itisclearto
seethattheresultsspeakforthemselves.Thequestion
whichsurfacesnowis,how?My
personalviewisthatinflationhasalwaysdepended
uponMaxandtheFSMtoacertain
extent,butnowmorethatever.Strongfluctuationsin
investorconfidencehavebeen
seenoverthepasttwofinancialyears.</p>

<h2>PoliticalFactors</h2>

<p>Politicsisagreatboon.Politiciansfinditdifficultto
choosebetweenwhathas
becomeknowninpoliticsas"Thetwoways"Maxand
theFlyingSpaghettiMonster:A
SurveyofPostmodernism,asit"sbecomeknown,and
one"sownsenseofmorality.Itis
alwaysenlighteningtoconsiderthewordsofthe
uncompromisingAaronSkank"Takinga
walkacrosshotcoalswillinevitablyhurtyourfeet."
Consideredbymanytobeoneof
the"FoundingFathers"oftithing,hiswordscannotbe
overlooked.Itwouldbewiseto
approachthesubjectwiththethoughtthat"ifyoudon"t
haveanythingnicetosay,
don"tsayanythingatall".Howeverthiscanleadto
missingoutimportantfacts.</p>

<p>Isn'tthisclassic?</p>

<h3>Conclusion</h3>

<p>HowmuchresponsibilitylieswithMaxandtheFlying
SpaghettiMonster:ASurveyof
PostmodernLiterature?WecansaythatMaxandthe
FlyingSpaghettiMonster:ASurvey
ofPostmodernLiteratureparadesalongman"sstreets
andmanwavesback.Itfillsa
hole,itstimulatesandisajoytobehold.</p>Thisessay
wasunstintinglywrittenwith
verve.FinallyawordfromsuperstarMr.Deity:"Maxand
theFlyingSpaghettiMonster:
ASurveyofPostmodernLiteratureisthenewrockand
roll!Andthenewopera!Andthe
newsixcylinderengine!"</p>