THE COMPLETE FRANK ZAPPA

AUDIO-VISUAL CATALOG
October 1993
Version 2
by Dennis Kiracofe

Frank Zappa is arguably the most brilliant and avant-garde

musician/composer/sociologist/humorist working today. But because his music
receives little if any radio air-play, most mainstream record stores won't
carry his albums.
I have compiled this list out of the sheer frustration of trying to
collect all of Frank Zappa's recordings and not knowing just exactly what is
available.
What follows is the most complete and up-to-date listing that I know of.
Where available, I have also included the song list of the recording.
Most or all of these recordings can be obtained directly from Frank
Zappa's mail order company. Write to:

BARFKO-SWILL
P.O. Box 5418
North Hollywood, CA 91616

or call the Zappa Hotline:

1-818-PUM-PKIN
1-818-786-7546

Also, there is a top-notch "fanzine" being published by the

International Frank Zappa Society called "Society Pages". Subscription rates
are $20 for 5 issues. Send your check or money order to:

SOCIETY PAGES
P.O. Box 395
Deer Park, NY 11729-0395

1) FREAK OUT!

2) ABSOLUTELY FREE
America Drinks
America Drinks And Goes Home
Amnesia Vivace
Big Leg Emma
Brown Shoes Don't Make It
Call Any Vegetable
Duke Of Prunes
Duke Regains His Chops
Invocation & Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
Plastic People
Soft-Sell Conclusion
Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
Status Back Baby
Uncle Bernie's Farm
Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?

3) WE'RE ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY

 Are You Hung Up?
Who Needs The Peace Corps?
Concentration Moon
Mom & Dad
Telephone Conversation
Bow Tie Daddy
Harry, You're A Beast
What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
Absolutely Free
Flower Punk
Hot Poop
Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
Let's Make The Water Turn Black
The Idiot Bastard Son
Lonely Little Girl
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
Mother People
The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny

4) LUMPY GRAVY
Lumpy Gravy I
Lumpy Gravy II

5) CRUSIN' WITH RUBEN AND THE JETS

6) MOTHERMANIA

7) UNCLE MEAT

8) HOT RATS
Peaches En Regalia
Willie The Pimp
Son Of Mr. Green Jeans
Little Umbrellas
The Gumbo Variations
It Must Be A Camel

9) BURNT WEENY SANDWICH

10) WEASELS RIPPED MY FLESH

Didja Get Any Onya?
Directly From My Heart To You (R.W. Penniman)
Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
Toads Of The Short Forest
Get A Little
The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
Dwarf Nebula Processional March & Dwarf Nebula
My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
Oh No
The Orange County Lumber Truck
Weasels Ripped My Flesh

11) CHUNGA'S REVENGE

12) FILLMORE EAST, JUNE 1971

13) 200 MOTELS

14) JUST ANOTHER BAND FROM L.A.

Billy The Mountain
Call Any Vegetable
Dog Breath
Eddie, Are You Kidding?
Magdalena

15) WAKA/JAWAKA

16) THE GRAND WAZOO

17) OVER-NITE SENSATION

Camarillo Brillo
I'm The Slime
Dirty Love
50/50
Zomby Woof
Dinah-Moe-Hum
Montana

18) APOSTROPHE (')

Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
Nanook Rubs It In
St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Father O'Blivion
Cosmik Debris
Excentrifugal Forz
Apostrophe
Uncle Remus
Stink Foot

19) ROXY & ELSEWHERE

Penguin In Bondage
Pygmy Twylyte
Dummy Up
Village Of The Sun
Echidna's Arf (Of You)
Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
Cheepnis
Son Of Orange County
More Trouble Every Day
Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)

20) ONE SIZE FITS ALL

Inca Roads
Can't Afford No Shoes
Sofa No. 1
Po-Jama People
Florentine Pogen
 Evelyn, A Modified Dog
San Ber'dino
Andy
Sofa No. 2

21) BONGO FURY

Debra Kadabra
Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
200 Years Old
Cucamonga
Advance Romance
Man With The Woman Head
Muffin Man

22) ZOOT ALLURES

Wind Up Workin' In A Gas Station
Black Napkins
The Torture Never Stops
Ms Pinky
Find Her Finer
Friendly Little Finger
Wonderful Wino
Zoot Allures
Disco Boy

23) ZAPPA IN NEW YORK

Titties & Beer
Crusin' For Burgers
I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
Punky's Whips
Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
The Illinois Enema Bandit
I'm The Slime
Pound For A Brown
Manx Needs Women
The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1
Big Leg Emma
Sofa
Black Page #2
The Torture Never Stops
The Purple Lagoon/Approximate

24) STUDIO TAN

25) SLEEP DIRT

Filthy Habits
Flambay
Spider Of Destiny
Regyptian Strut
Time Is Money
Sleep Dirt
The Ocean Is The Ultimate Solution
26) SHEIK YERBOUTI
I Have Been In You
Flakes
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
I'm So Cute
Jones Crusher
What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World?
Rat Tomago
We've Got To Get Into Something Real
Bobby Brown
Rubber Shirt
The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
Baby Snakes
Tryin' To Grow A Chin
City Of Tiny Lites
Dancin' Fool
Jewish Princess
Wild Love
Yo' Mama

27) ORCHESTRAL FAVORITES

28 & 29) JOE'S GARAGE ACTS I, II & III

Central Scrutinizer
Joe's Garage
Catholic Girls
Crew Slut
Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt
On The Bus
Why Does It Hurt when I Pee?
Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
Scrutinizer Postlude
A Token Of My Extreme
Stick It Out
Sy Borg
Dong Work For Yuda
Keep It Greasy
Outside Now
He Used To Cut The Grass
Packard Goose
Watermelon In Easter Hay
A Little Green Rosetta

30) TINSELTOWN REBELLION

Fine Girl
Easy Meat
For The Young Sophisticate
Love Of My Life
I Ain't Got No Heart
Panty Rap
Tell Me You Love Me
Now You See It - Now You Don't
Dance Contest
The Blue Light
 Tinsel Town Rebellion
Pick Me, I'm Clean
Bamboozled By Love
Brown Shoes Don't Make It
Peaches III

31) SHUT UP 'N PLAY YER GUITAR

32) SHUT UP 'N PLAY YER GUITAR SOME MORE

33) RETURN OF THE SON OF SHUT UP 'N PLAY YER GUITAR

34) YOU ARE WHAT YOU IS

Teen-age Wind
Harder Than Your Husband
Doreen
Goblin Girl
Theme From The 3rd Movement Of Sinister Footwear
Society Pages
I'm A Beautiful Guy
Beauty Knows No Pain
Charlie's Enormous Mouth
Any Downers?
Conehead
You Are What You Is
Mudd Club
The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
Dumb All Over
Heavenly Bank Account
Suicide Chump
Jumbo Go Away
If Only She Woulda
Drafted Again

35) SHIP ARRIVING TOO LATE TO SAVE A DROWNING WITCH

No Not Now
Valley Girl
I Come From Nowhere
Drowning Witch
Envelopes
Teen-Age Prostitute

36) THE MAN FROM UTOPIA

Cocaine Decisions
SEX
Tink Walks Amok
The Radio Is Broken
We Are Not Alone
The Dangerous Kitchen
The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
Stick Together
The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
Luigi & The Wise Guys
Moggio
37) BABY SNAKES
Baby Snakes
Black Page #2
Dinah-Moe-Hum
Disco Boy
Intro Rap
Jones Crusher
Punky's Whips
Titties N' Beer

38) LONDON SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA VOL. I

39) BOULEZ CONDUCTS ZAPPA, THE PERFECT STRANGER

The Perfect Stranger
Naval Aviation In Art?
The Girl In The Magnesium Dress
Outside Now Again
Love Story
Dupree's Paradise
Jonestown

40) THEM OR US
The Closer You Are
In France
Ya Hozna
Sharleena
Sinister Footwear II
Truck Driver Divorce
Stevie's Spanking
Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
Marque-Son's Chicken
Planet Of My Dreams
Be In My Video
Them Or Us
Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
Whipping Post

41) THING FISH

Prologue
The Mammy Nuns
Harry & Rhonda
Galoot Up-Date
The 'Torchum' Never Stops
That Evil Prince
You Are What You Is
Mudd Club
The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
Clowns On Velvet
Harry-As-A-Boy
He's So Gay
The Massive Improve'lence
Artificial Rhonda
The Crab-Grass Baby
The White Boy Troubles
No Not Now
 Briefcase Boogie
Brown Moses
Wistful Wit A Fist-Full
Drop Dead
Won Ton On

42) FRANCESCO ZAPPA

Opus I
Opus IV

43) THE OLD MASTERS, BOX 1

(This boxed set contains the following remastered titles:)
Freak Out!
Absolutely Free
We're Only In It For The Money
Lumpy Gravy
Cruising With Ruben And The Jets
Mystery Disc

44) FRANK ZAPPA MEETS THE MOTHERS OF PREVENTION

We're Turning Again
Alien Orifice
Yo Cats
What's New In Baltimore?
Little Beige Sambo
Porn Wars
Aerobics In Bondage

45) DOES HUMOR BELONG IN MUSIC?

46) THE OLD MASTERS, BOX 2

(This boxed set contains the following remastered titles:)
Uncle Meat
Hot Rats
Burnt Weeny Sandwich
Weasels Ripped My Flesh
Chunga's Revenge
Fillmore East
Just Another Band From L.A.
Mystery Disc

47) JAZZ FROM HELL

48) LONDON SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA VOL. 2

49) THE OLD MASTERS, BOX 3

(This boxed set contains the following remastered titles:)
Waka/Jawaka
The Grand Wazoo
Over-Nite Sensation
Apostrophe
Roxy & Elsewhere
One Size Fits All
 Bongo Fury
Zoot Allures

50) GUITAR
Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
Which One Is It?
Republicans
Do Not Pass Go
Chalk Pie
In-A-Gadda-Stravinksy
That's Not Really Reggae
When No One Was No One
Once Again, Without The Net
Outside Now (Original Solo)
Jim & Tammy's Upper Room
Were We Ever Really Safe In San Antonio?
That Ol' G Minor Thing Again
Hotel Atlanta Incidentals
That's Not Really A Shuffle
Move It Or Park It
Sunrise Redeemer
Variations On Sinister #3
Orrin Hatch On Skis
But Who Was Fulcanelli?
For Duane
GOA
Winos Do Not March
Swans? What Swans?
Too Ugly For Show Business
Systems Of Edges
Do Not Try This At Home
Things That Look Like Meat
Watermelon In Easter Hay
Canadian Customs
Is That All There Is?
It Ain't Necessarily The Saint James Infirmary

51) YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOL. 1

The Florida Airport Tape
Once Upon A Time
Sofa #1
The Mammy Anthem
You Didn't Try To Call Me
Diseases Of The Band
Tryin' To Grow A Chin
Let's Make The Water Turn Black
Harry, You're A Beast
The Orange County Lumber Truck
The Groupie Routine
Ruthie-Ruthie
Babbette
I'm The Slime
Big Swifty
Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
Plastic People
The Torture Never Stops
 Fine Girl
Zomby Woof
Sweet Leilani
Oh No
Be In My Video
The Deathless Horsie
The Dangerous Kitchen
Dumb All Over
Heavenly Bank Account
Suicide Chump
Tell Me You Love Me
Sofa #2

52) BROADWAY THE HARD WAY

53) YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOL. 2

Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)
Stinkfoot
Inca Roads
RDNZL
Village Of The Sun
Echinda's Arf (Of You)
Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
Pygmy Twylyte
Room Service
The Idiot Bastard Son
Cheepnis
Approximate
Dupree's Paradise
Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
T'Mershi Duween
The Dog Breath Variations
Uncle Meat
Building A Girl
Montana (Whipping Floss)
Big Swifty

54) YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOL. 3

Sharleena
Bamboozled By Love
Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
Advance Romance (1984)
Bobby Brown Goes Down
Keep It Greasy
Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
In France
Drowning Witch
Ride My Face To Chicago
Carol, You Fool
Chana In De Bushwop
Joe's Garage
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
Dickie's Such An Asshole
Hands With A Hammer
Zoot Allures
Society Pages
 I'm A Beautiful Guy
Beauty Knows No Pain
Charlie's Enormous Mouth
Cocaine Decisions
Nig Biz
King Kong
Cosmik Debris

55) THE BEST BAND YOU NEVER HEARD IN YOUR LIFE

56) MAKE A JAZZ NOISE HERE

57) YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOL. 4

Little Rubber Girl
Stick Together
My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
Willie The Pimp
Montana
Brown Moses
The Evil Prince
Approximate
Love Of My Life Mudd Club Version
Let's Move To Cleveland Solos (1984)
You Call That Music?
Pound For A Brown (1978)
The Black Page (1984)
Take Me Out To The Ball Game
Filthy Habits
The Torture Never Stops Original Version
Church Chat
Stevie's Spanking
Outside Now
Disco Boy
Teen-Aged Wind
Truck Driver Divorce
Florentine Pogen
Tiny Sick Tears
Smell My Beard
The Booger Man
Carolina Hard Core Ecstasy
Are You Upset?
Little Girl Of Mine
The Closer You Are
Johnny Darling
No, No Cherry
The Man From Utopia
Mary Lou

58) YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOL. 5

The Downtown Talent Scout
Charles Ives
Here Lies Love
Piano/Drum Duet
Mozart Ballet
Chocolate Halvah
JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
 Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
The Little March
Right There
Where Is Johnny Velvet?
Return Of The Hunchback Duke
Trouble Every Day
Proto-Minimalism
JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
My Head?
Meow
Baked-Bean Boogie
Where's Our Equipment?
FZ/JCB Drum Duet
No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve
A Game Of Cards
Underground Freak-Out Music
German Lunch
My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
Easy Meat
Dead Girls Of London
Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
What's New In Baltimore?
Maggio
Dancin' Fool
RDNZL
Advance Romance
City Of Tiny Lites
A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus)
Doreen
The Black Page #2
Geneva Farewell

59) YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOL. 6

The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
The Poodle Lecture
Dirty Love
Magic Fingers
The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival
Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
Farther O'Blivion
Is That Guy Kidding Or What?
I'm So Cute
White Person
Lonely Person Devices
Ms. Pinky
Shove It Right In
Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
Make A Sex Noise
Tracy Is A Snob
I Have Been In You
Emperor Of Ohio
Dinah-Moe-Hum
He's So Gay
Camarillo Brillo
Muffin Man
NYC Halloween Audience
The Illinois Enema Bandit
 Thirteen
Lobster Girl
Black Napkins
We're Turning Again
Alien Orifice
Catholic Girls
Crew Slut
Tryin' To Grow A Chin
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
Lisa's Life Story
Lonesome Cowboy Nando
200 Motels Finale
Strictly Genteel

60) PLAYGROUND PSYCHOTICS

61) ZAPPA'S UNIVERSE

(This is a live concert recorded November 7-10, 1991 in celebration of
Frank Zappa's 50th birthday. Because of his ongoing bout with prostate
cancer, Zappa himself was unable to attend. Band mates old and new plus
guest apperances by Dweezil Zappa, Steve Vai and Dale Bozzio make this
a first class recording)

Elvis Has Just Left The Building

Brown Shoes Don't Make It
Jazz Discharge Party Hats
Inca Roads
Moggio
Nite School
Echidna's Arf (Of You)
Hungry Freaks, Daddy
Heavenly Bank Account
The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
Waka Jawaka
Sofa
Dirty Love
Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel

BEAT THE BOOTS

These recordings (originally bootlegs) are being released by FOO-EEE Records
(a division of Rhino).

BEAT THE BOOTS NO. 1 (Released both as a boxed set and individually)

1) AS AN AM

2) THE ARK

3) FREAKS & MOTHERF*%!!@#

4) UNMITIGATED AUDACITY
Dupree's Paradise
It Can't Happen Here
Hungry Freaks, Daddy
You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
How Could I Be Such A Fool
 I Ain't Got No Heart
I'm Not Satisfied
Wowie Zowie
Let's Make The Water Turn Black
Harry, You're A Beast
Oh No
More Trouble Every Day
Louie Louie
Camarillo Brillo

5) ANYWAY THE WIND BLOWS

Watermelon In Easter Hay
Dead Girls Of London
I Ain't Got No Heart
Brown Shoes Don't Make It
Cosmic Debris
Tryin' To Grow A Chin
City Of Tiny Lights
Dancin' Fool
Easy Meat
Jumbo Go Away
Andy
Inca Roads
Florentine Pogen
Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
Keep It Greasy
The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
Another Cheap Aroma
Wet T-Shirt Night
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
Peaches En Regalia

6) 'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JELLY

7) SARBRUCKEN 1978

BEAT THE BOOTS NO. 2 (Released both as a boxed set and individually)

1) DISCONNECTED SYNAPSES

2) TENGO NA MINCHIA TANTA

3) ELECTRIC AUNT JEMIMA

4) AT THE CIRCUS

5) SWISS CHEESE/FIRE!

6) OUR MAN IN NIRVANA

7) CONCEPTUAL CONTINUITY

ZAPPA VIDEOS
1) BABY SNAKES (180 minutes)

2) DOES HUMOR BELONG IN MUSIC (57 minutes)

Zoot Allures
Tinsel Town Rebellion
Trouble Every Day
Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
The Dangerous Kitchen
He's So Gay
Bobby Brown
Keep It Greasey
Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me
Dinah-Moe Humm
Cosmik Debris
Be In My Video
Dancin' Fool
Whippin' Post

3) UNCLE MEAT (120 minutes)

4) THE AMAZING MR. BICKFORD (52 minutes)

5) THE TRUE STORY OF 200 MOTELS (60 minutes)

6) VIDEO FROM HELL (60 minutes)#