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the hysteria now being spread by religious contact) as just an astral allegory interpreting the "signs in the sky"
in order to understand what should
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even scientists.
From television
preachers to Internet prophets, to the
tabloids at the supermarket check-out
counter, murmurs about the end of the
world are suddenly going mainstream.
For evangelical or fundamentalist
Christians, those end times are the
fulfillment ofbiblical prophecy foretold
in apocalyptic writings such as the
Book of Daniel and the Apocalypse
<Revelation). Wars, famines, earthquakes, accidents, and other calamities are increasingly viewed as signs
and portents that humanity is indeed
barreling down the Apocalypse Road,
with the pedal to the meta1. Beyond
the next turn - maybe - are such dramatic unfoldings as the Rapture,
Tribulation, the appearance of the
dreaded Antichrist, and the Second
Coming of the Messiah.
There are other travelers on the
Apocalypse Road, too. As the year 2000
approaches, it isn't just the regular
viewers of The 700 Club who seem to
be tapping into a cultural wellspring
of anxiety and expectation that something momentous and cataclysmic is
about to happen. Since the 1970s,
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physical
and material
period.
Cerinthus said that after the resurrection there would be an earthly kingdom of Christ, and that the flesh, that
is, men, again inhabiting Jerusalem
would be subject to desires and pleasure. He added, "The kingdom of
Christ would ... consist in the satisfaction of the stomach and of even lower
organs, in eating, and drinking and
nuptial pleasures."
No wonder that this vision of sensual ecstasy moved one writer to describe Cerinthus and his followers by
noting, "There was great enthusiasm
among his supporters for that end ..."
Many chiliasts
believed
that in the millenall manner of physical
cr aving would be satiated, that
men
would find all women
beautiful, and willing to
par take in carnal delights.
Others taught
that women would bear
many
children, but without the pain of
childbirth
or
even the inconvenience of sex.
Indeed, there is
a colorful
streak in the
millennialist
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Apocalypse Minutice
For Christians, especially those
who accept the literal interpretation
of biblical text, there are several endtimes camps or interpretations; and
there are peculiar mixtures which can
be invented and popularized to fit
one's perception of circumstances.
Considering the popularity of his
books, millions must agree with Hal
Lindsey, pop-culture drum major for
the apocalypse, that "few people today doubt that history is moving toward some sort of climactic catastrophe ..." The sequence and details
vary depending on whether you
choose pre-, post-, or mid-tribulationist scenarios, or even believe in
multiple-rapture theory, where the
chosen (living and dead) rise to
heaven. Lindsey, Pat Robertson,Jerry
Falwell,and much of the high-profile
Christian
right are considered
dispensationalists who believe in the
eras or dispensations
of history.
Within this category one finds a
stable of end-times tendencies and
camps.
Cut-and-Run Salvation
Pretribulationists believe that the
rapture of the chosen will take place
prior to a seven-year period of sufAustin, Texas
end of the world persisted in the public imagination. Many Christians eagerly sought signs befitting the template of last-days prophecy. Otto III,
with the cooperation of Pope Sylvester
II, was busy extending his rendition
of the Roman Empire. The emperor's
coronation regalia depicted imaginative scenes from the verses of Revelations. Sylvester, who had received
much of his knowledge through eastern occultists, was busy applying the
lore ofthe kaballah and esoteric books,
in an effort to comprehend the present
and future.
In the twelfth century came
Joachim of Flore (1130-1202), a
Circle the Winnebagos! Stock up on the another battle between King Josiah of
ammo and freeze-dried food! The Jesus Judah and another Egyptian ruler. Acof the posttribulationist
crowd often
cording to 2 Kings 23:29: "Pharaohsports swastika tattoos and Doc-Mar- nechoh king of Egypt went up against
tin boots, and he'll be spending seven the king of Assyria ...and king JOSiah
years whipping the ass of the human went against him; and he slew him
race. Everyone lucky enough to live must (joslah) at Megiddo.:"
endure the suffering of the tribulation,
For biblical literalists and others,
and there is no guarantee that the cho- Armageddon is Satan's Last Stand. Desen few will even survive.About the only spite his unlimited power, tribulationist
hope which exists in some Post-Trib
persecutions, and supermarket barcircles is that after about three-fourths
codes, he is nevertheless prophesied
of the population is dead (some by hang- to go down for the count and end up
ing and shooting), the chosen - inevita- vanquished for eternity to a burning
bly white folks - will create some monolake of fire.
chrome utopia free of collard greens and
Along with Hal lindsey, these
rap music.
Omni-Max versions of Final-Days FolMany Raptures, Many Ruptures
lies are promoted by countless fundaThere is also a partial-rapture sce- mentalist outreaches like that of Sanario where numerous raptures occur
lem Kirban, whose books have found
during the tribulation. Jesus returns,
their way into drugstore and supermarand there is finally a thousand-year
ket reading racks, and eventually yard
period of peace followed by"eternity."
sales and thrift-store shelves.
But in all of these possible versions of
"Sometime in the near future sevthe end times, the Antichrist and his eral million people will suddenly dislegions run amok, and engage in one . appear from this earth in the twinlast slug-fest at the Battle of Armagedkling of an eye," Kirban assures his
don. In the time of John, suspected
readers. His books show a detailed,
author of Revelation,Armageddon was exciting timetable for events during
Har-Megiddon or "Mount of Megiddo," the" end times. By his reckoning, eva small town fifty-five miles north of ery symbol and metaphor in RevelaJerusalem.Around the fifteenth century
tion has a corresponding character or
B.C.E.,the Egyptian pharaoh Thutmose
event in the future. The second seal, a
III defeated the Canaanites there. In rider on a red horse, rivers of blood 608 B.C.E., Me iddo was the scene of all of this is real.
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The Messianic
Legacy
---.
--.--------~
Continues
Along with the prophecy of the end
times inevitably arose the claim of
messianic
inheritance.
Biblical
eschatology prophesied the Parousia,
Armageddon (as the ultimate conflict
of good and evil), judgment of souls,
and millennium - the thousand-year
reign.of Christ on earth. Discovering
signs of impending apocalypse required equally. vigorous efforts to locate the Messiah who would usher in
this period of the New Jerusalem.
Self-messiahship had existed since
the time Jesus is alleged to have
walked the earth, of course. But the
various "christs" of New Testament
times were followed in subsequent centuries by men who linked their own
destiny to the unfolding of apocalyptic prophesy. One such self-authored
messiah was a Jew named Shabtai Zvi
(Sabbatai
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The CttUPflCflBitfiS
II Monster For the Hew Millennium?
Conrad F. Goeringer
Austin, Texas
It's not just reports about flying saucers, apparitions of the Virgin
Mary, or the prophecies
of
Nostradamus which are contributing to the accumulating wave
of millennialist Angst. Now,
the apocalypse seems to have
its very own generic monster. If Godzilla was the symbol of
nuclear catastrophe for the Japanese
(the celluloid beast was, after all, suggested to be the product of atomic testing gone awry), the blood-sucking
chupacabras or "goat-sucker" is fast
becoming the poster-kid ofthe upcoming millennium bash. What started off
in Puerto Rico, and then Mexico, as
reports of a bizarre creature which had
a predilection for the blood of farm
animals, has spread to the United
States. In mid-May of 1996, the Cable
News Network (CNN) was treating the
chupacabras as a kind of digital celebrity, and by summer the winged-hybrid
creature had apparently crossed the
American pop-culture landscape, arriving in - of a IIplaces - Long Island,
and announcing its presence with reports of farm animal abuse.
Even Joe Friday would find the
facts about the chupacabras elusive
and ambiguous, and as with other reports of paranormal
or mystical
events, there is the profound chasm
between truth and anticipation. Believers in the chupacabras say that the
beast isa hybrid creature, in appearance something which resembles a
cross between a giant dog and a lizard. It is said to walk upright on two
feet, is capable of flight, and sinks its
fangs into victims and kills them by
drinking their blood. News reports of
chupacabras
sightings come from
mostly rural areas; and while the mysterious creature seems to prefer farm
animals like sheep, goats, and chickens, it has been alleged to attack humans.
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Perhaps
those
pointy-head
scientists who directed giant radio telescopes at
distan t stars
should
have
been broadcastc::::::..~ing "Old McDonald Had a Farm" instead of mathematical codes.
Was Elsie the Cow sufficient excuse for an advanced race of space-faring beings to expend huge resources
crossing interstellar space?
Tales of animal-abusing
aliens
developed on the fringes of American
culture and then spread to other countries, including Japan, through the
subculture of flying-saucer believers.
Bizarre accounts of alien abduction,
sexual experimentation, and genetic
manipulation began to emerge, and
not just on the afternoon talk-show
circuit. These stories attracted the interest of certain psychologists who had
already thoroughly tapped the market
in "ritual child abuse." If a patient's
emotional problems weren't the result
of sexual abuse at the hands of a
pedophile ring or satanic cult (often
with mom and dad participating), perhaps aliens were to blame. Currently,
about 2% of Americans believe that
they may be victims of alien abduction;
they report experiences of being transported out of their bedrooms at night
into a strange setting (presumably an
alien craft) and subjected to horrifying medical procedures. There are stories of sexual encounters, anal rape,
and hybrid births.
In the talk shows and television
specials which have transmitted legends about satanic cults, mutilated
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by the Record artist had bat-like wings which assured the public that "The
and resembled a mythical dragon. The Jersey Devil is a Hoax." During the
hoax was said to be a heavily painted . following decade, reports
about
kangaroo shown to the public for only strange tracks led to renewed interthe briefest moment in dim lighting.
est in the creature, and state game ofFor the next few decades, the Jer- ficials set out traps and ambushes to
sey Devil is said to have appeared
calm the local residents. Even today,
ravaged animals at a poultry farm or
throughout different parts of the state.
Around the time of World War I, re- horrendous cries in the night keep the
port McGloy and Miller, "some type of legend of the Jersey Devil alive and
a strange animal, reputedly the J er- thriving.
Like the Jersey Devil or other folkcreatures, the chupacabras is a FranWas Elsie the Cow
kenstein animal. It "jumps like a kansufficient excuse for an
garoo" and "smells like sulfur." It is
"four
or five feet tall ...huge elongated
advanced race of
red eyes." One witness claimed "A
space-faring beings to
pointy, long tongue came in and out of
his mouth. It was gray but his back
expend huge resources
changed colors ...it was a monster!"
crossing interstellar
The legend of "el chupacabras"
space?
does not come originally from Mexico,
--------------though, but can be traced back to
sey Devil, was killed and put on exhi- Puerto Rico. There, the "goat sucker"
bition in Patterson." In 1925, The
was often portrayed as a kind of halfWoodbury Daily Times reported that a man, half-beast vampire. There also
man in Gloucester County encountered
were tales about other blood-drinking
creatures, including the "vampire of
a large beast consuming his chickens,
chased the creature for about half-a- Moca," reported during the 1970s mile, shot it and exhibited the remains
about the time the cattle-mutilation
to hundreds of curious visitors. It was fears were starting in the United
States.
as big as a grown Airedale with
According to The New York Times,
black fur resembling Astrafears about the chupacabras
have
khan; having a kangaroo-fash"both alarmed and amused this US
ioned hop; forequarters higher
commonwealth of 3.7 million people,
inspiring theories, satire, and Tthan its rear, which were always crouched; and hind feet
shirts." One account says that the
offour webbed toes ...Its crushblood-sucker is really an alien aters in the lower jaws each have
tracted to Puerto Rico by the giant
Arecibo Observatory, site of the world's
four prongs into which the upper teeth fit perfectly.
largest single-dish radio telescope.
Others insist that "people involved in
The Times was unable to locate ei- bloody rituals" - a phrase which
ther the farmer or the evanescent
evokes images of satanic cults - are
beast, but in neighboring counties
responsible for the animal mutilations,
there were still Jersey Devil sightings.
and that the chupacabras is only a
ruse.
Posses chased the beast in Salem
County, and in 1932, a heavily-armed
The chupacabras has attracted the
detachment of citizens and police
interest of parts of the international
combed the area around Woodstown UFO community including a man
following reports of "chilling screams
named Jorge Martin, the editor of
Evidencia, a paranormal-flying saucer
and cries from the woods."
Into the 1950s, fears of the Jersey
interest publication. He claims that
Devil were prompting authorities to "thousands
of animals have been
try to calm down excited school chil- killed" and "communities now live in
fear." In addition, says Martin, "lumidren and post signs along highways
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Toledo was cold in February. Bureaucratically cold, and The Lord was
not dressed for it. As he trudged the
length of one of the city's loveless,
brooding streets, he could have kicked
himself for not packing some Timberland thermals and warm socks. The
funny sicks with the batteries in them
would have been just lovely, As he
walked, he rehearsed his lines ...
People of the earth. I am Jesus
Christ, the son of God, and I have returned, as promised. My children, I
have come back to finally reveal my
father's and my plan for your eternal
salvation. It is this: Stop taking drugs,
cut back on the liquor, stop cheating
your so-called friends in business, turn
off the T.v., knock it off with the fast
food, stop shtupping your secretary
behind your wife's back, and something
about Spielberg ... Anyway, stop being
such little assholes. Do it now, because
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talking to my boss, he has all the pull structions scribbled on the back. Docpose of sheer amusement.
She
snapped her gum and smirked, trying
around here. Now, don't go anywhere.
tor Malcolm Weintraub accepted the
to remember if she'd ever heard a line I'll be back in one minute. Stay there,
note, studied it, and excused himself
like this one before. she hadn't. this y'hear?" and she didn't wait for a re- thusly:
could be fun.
ply. "Hey, Frank! Frank! Get out here!
''Well, I see. Very well, Mr. Jesus.
"Jesus, aye?" she played, mocked. We have a very important customer
I completely understand the impor''You mean father, son, and holy spirit who'd like to have a word with you! tance of this information, and I don't
Jesus? That Jesus?"
hey Frank, you dumb bastard! Get think we should waste a moment get"The same," Jesus replied, false your ass out here!"
ting it out to ... the people."
humility shining like neon.
Frank was very impressed with
"Now you're talkin', brother!"
''You mean, died on the cross for what the Lord had to say, as were of- Jesus leaned back in his chair and
our sins Jesus? That very same one? ficers Pike and Bukowski of the Thledo laced his fmgers behind his head, just
C'mon! You're pulling my leg! This was Metro Police. The officers told Jesus
slightly smug over his efficient sucfun. The nearly pretty waitress hadn't
that this news was far too important
cess. Doctor Malcolm Weintraub exhad this much fun in months.
for just the four ofthem, and that they cused himself, and left the room. Out''Yes, that's me. But, that's not the could take him to a place where the side, he showed the note to his col. point. Look, I came here to tell you ... news would spread like holy fire.
league, Doctor Janice Lessing, but
to tell all of you ... "
"Oh, goody!" Jesus sang, almost
neither ofthem mentioned the instruc"Hey, Jee-buddy," she leaned over skipping to the police car. ''Y'know,'' he tions.
the counter, nearly pretty face coming told the cops, "you guys are going to
Dr. Lessing: ''What is your diagwithin inches of The Lord's. 'Tell me. love it up there! No bullets, no hostage
nosis?"
How was that cross thing? I mean, that
situations, and we have the best doDr. Weintraub: "Delusions ofgranmust've really sucked, being nailed up nuts ... "
deur. Paranoid schizophrenia, maybe."
on that thing. Hung out to, y'know,
Dr. Lessing: "Is he a hazard?"
*****
croak like that. C'mon, you can level
"And you say your name is ... "
Dr. Weintraub: "Hard to say. He
with me. That really sucked, didn't it?" Doctor Malcolm
"Kind of, yeah," Jesus said with a Weintraub began.
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cringing little tickle in his voice. "But,
"J esus." The
listen! I came here to tell you that it's Lord assisted.
all over! All of the suffering, all of the
"And you've
turmoil! God is taking you home! He come to the earth
plans to destroy the Earth on Februto ... "
ary 28, 2020, and all you have to do is
"Look, Doc.
make a few simple lifestyle changes,
It's really quite
and you're in!"
simple. My father,
"Oh, really?" Unable to resist, the God, sent me back
nearly pretty waitress asked: "Like here to give you
what?"
earthlings a few
''Well, first of all," Jesus rambled,
simple tips that
tickled that he was making some head- will get you into
way. "Uuh ... Let me ask you. do you Heaven when the
do drugs?"
shit hits the fan."
''What kind? Crack? Booze? Aspi"And that will
rin? What?"
be ... "
"I don't know. He didn't specify."
"February 28,
''Well, then, no. I guess I don't," she 2020. Here, I've
said, gum snapping like an idiot cas- taken the liberty
tanet.
of writing down
"Okay, then you can forget that
the things you
one. Hey, you may be better off than
need to do. I think
most! Alright,
let me see. Do you'H find them
youuuu ... "
very simple, and
The nearly pretty waitress severed quite reasonable."
the Lord's thought in mid-stammer.
Jesus handed the
''Wait a minute! Since you're Jesus, the doctor the crumThe Second Coming was not proceeding as well as
real deal and all, you really shouldn't
pled bill for his
Jesus had hoped.
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As the thousandth
year of our Lord's
incarnation
approaches, I long to
see the day which
knows no evening, in
the forecourt of our
Lord. I want to be
dissolved in Christ.
-The Holy Roman
empress Adelaide to
Odilo, abbot of Cluny
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it be The Millennium or
A Millennium? The time, that
is, when all hell should break
~
out, the pious be raptured into space,
the beast whose name numbers 666 be
unleashed, 144,000 men who have
never had sex with women be saved,
the Antichrist unleash a pandemic of
jay-walking, or the thousand-year rule
of Jesus Christ begin? Modern believers (now there's an oxymoron!) of necessity think that they are waiting for
The Millennium, for the simple reason
that when A Millennium had endedthat is, when one thousand years had
elapsed after the supposed appearance
of Christ - none of these lovely things
had happened. Since the scriptures
and the churches cannot be wrong, it
follows that what Christians should be
waiting for is a specific millenniumThe Millennium. But which one might
that be?
The handiest millennial candidate, of course, is the one fast approaching, the year 2000. But there is
nothing particularly significant about
the number 2000 - unless one be a
true-believer who rejects geology and
therefore knows that the world was
created around the year 4004 B.C.
Four thousand years before Christ plus
two thousand years after Christ total
six thousand years. Since "a day with
the Lord is as a thousand years," and
since it took Yahweh six days to create the world, whereupon the tuckered-out deity had to take the seventh
day off (or the seventh millennium off,
if you apply the one-day-equals-onemillennium equation), doesn't it seem
reasonable to suppose that the thousand-year period soon to begin is going to parallel the day when god went
to sleep? What better time for the devil
to run amuck?
There is, of course some difficulty
in this. The B.CJA.D. cleavage of history into just two eras was not devised
until the sixth century, when a Christian monk named Dionysius Exiguus
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PROPHECY fAILED
from The Great Disappointment
to Apocalypse Ranch
Many people were
really disappointed when
the world didn't end on
Oct. 22, 1843, as
William Miller had
promised. For some
of Miller's spiritual
descendants, such as
the Seventh-Day
Adventists and the
Jehovah's Witnesses,
the end is still near just around the next
corner. For other of
his heirs, such as
by Conrad F. Goeringer
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The prophetess Ellen G. White as she appears in the frontispiece of the third edition of her book The Great Controversy
Between Christ and Satan (1886).
of her ''heavenly messages" were really secular tales retold. Walter T. Rea,
in his book aptly named The White Lie
(M & R Publications, 1982), has established beyond doubt that the wouldbe prophetess was one of the most prodigious plagiarists of all time, being
able to convert entire history books
into what would become tantamount
to scripture.
The Adventist message became
more institutionalized,
and some followers felt that White's moves toward
doctrinal orthodoxy had gutted the
Advent message. Even so, the Seventh
Day Adventists
were firmly established on the American religious scene.
One convert to Adventism was Victor T. Houteff, a Bulgarian immigrant
who had abandoned his Eastern Orthodox faith and converted to Seventh
Day Adventism in May of 1919. After
settling in Wisconsin and then moving to Illinois, he migrated to Los Angeles in 1923 and became an assistant
superintendent of an Adventist school.
In 1929 Houteffbegan to have serious doctrinal differences with the
Seventh Day Adventists, specifically
over interpretations
of passages of
Isaiah, Ezekiel, and Revelation. He
left the Adventists, insisting that the
group had compromised excessively
with the world, especially since it allowed members to attend ball games,
movies, and wear make-up. By 1934,
he formed a group known as "The
Shepherd's Rod," and with a small
group of followers who had been
disfellowshipped from the SDA, relocated to an area near the small town
of Waco, Texas. The small religious
community became known as Mount
Carmel.
By 1940, the Waco settlement had
64 residents and a number of buildings including a school, laundry, dormitories,
garages
and a common
kitchen and dining area. The Shepherd's Rod members were relatively
self-sufficient; they grew their own
food and raised cows. In 1942, Houteff
changed the name of the community
to the Davidian Seventh-day Adventists, which reflected his belief in the
imminent restoration ofthe temple of
King David's dynasty in Palestine.
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All of this brain-salad came from ets in the solar system will tug at
the writings of a Mexican art histo- the earth's crust and the entire
rian named Jose Arguelles. His 1975 planet will tip over on its side. Polar
book The Transfortnatioe Vision sug- areas will suddenly end up in the
gested that "modem mankind had
equatorial belt, setting off melting
and flooding. Humanity meets its
disparaged a relationship
to the
Earth as an organism in favor of a demise as volcanoes erupt, tidal
selfish, materialistic culture." Civi- waves engulf the earth, and earthquakes level entire cities to rubble.
lization was supposedly decomposing into terror and uncertainty about This is a theme that is found in several pseudoscience accounts of histhe future, but thanks to what
Arguelles termed "a climax of mattory and how the world is to end.
ter," a new golden, millennialist age Some new-agers insist that the "lost
characterized
by "planetary con- continent of Atlantis" fell victim to
such a shift in the earth's rotational
sciousness" was just .around the
movement, and even programs like
corner.
For Arguelles, this millennialist
Mysteries of the Millennium hint that
timetable was based on a series of such a catastrophe has occurred
52-year cycles which began with the before in the planet's history. In
arrival of Cortes in the new world, some accounts, the sheer weight of
and was to peak in 1987. But this the ice pack causes the earth to "tip."
energy build-up was just a prelude
Astronomers and other scientists
to the Harmonic Convergence, when find this speculation both amusing
spiritual waves will come together in and a bit horrifying, as it suggests a
shocking lack of understanding
2012.
According to the Encyclopedia,
about our solar system. 5/5/2000
the Convergence movement marked
and related scenarios assume that
a shift in direction for new-agers.
there is some gravitational attractor
"beneath" .the planet acting on the
Personal transformation was gradually evolving into building move- ice. All the planets in the solar system can't do that job; while enorments on behalf of apocalyptic,
millennialist
thrusts
for social
mous masses are involved, so are
considerable distances which diminchange.
ish their gravitational effect. A nurse
Meantime, Arguelles' predictions
about the period 1987 to 1992 - a standing in a hospital delivery room
period of "purification, of cleansing"
exerts thousands of times more
- seem to have gone awry. Our solar gravitational effect on a new-born
system is supposedly being "syn- baby than all of the planets, and the
chronized" with six others, but as- sun, combined! (What does that say
tronomers haven't had much luck about astrology?)
locating these elusive heavenly enNo chronicle about contempotities. We're also supposed to be rary millennialist and apocalyptic
understanding the "common reso- thought is complete without mention
nance of psychic and solar energy of Hal Lindsey, probably the most
frequencies." Although all of this is influential pop-culture eschatologtst
based on Arguelles' interpretation of of the modem era. His books such
as The Late Great Planet Earth and
ancient Mayan texts, anthropologists and archaeologists suggest that
Countdown to Armageddon have
it is just so much bunk.
sold a total of over 40,000,000 copGod-like powers and global hap- ies. Like Pat Robertson, Lindsey is a
piness aren't exactly in the cards
bit slippery when it comes to preaccording to Richard Noone whose
dicting the fulfillment of biblical
book 5/5/2000 - Ice: The Ultimate
prophecy in the year 2000; but he
Disaster has gone through multiple
does insist that "there has come toprintings and become a classic in the gether all the predicted signs, and
fringe culture. Noone insists that on in the exact scenario."
Lindsey predicts that all true,
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reality accurately.
people who feel as if
Such patients
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properly, they will plain and externalize a frightening
feel
highly
feeling of deterioration, help to save
threatened
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breakdown
but
the rest of us - to the benefit of
society's unfortunate failures. On their
have no understandable, valid
face, doomsday fantasies offer an inexplanation
for teresting social-psychological study
what they are ex- and hold no real threat. However, more
periencing. Some disturbing is the possibility that a milwill attempt to ex- lennialist may come across the wherewithal to put his fantasy into effectternalize
the
threat from their
in other words, a self-fulfilling prophingrained reality
esy may ensue. This has in fact occurtesting and project red on limited levels, as at Waco and
it onto their envi- Jonestown. With nuclear arsenals
ronment.
"I am available, it is conceivable that it
not deteriorating;
might occur on a larger scale. Ronald
the world (or civi- Reagan, with his apocalypse mythollization) is, and
ogy and expressed belief that we might
thus it is not my be living in the end time prophesied
personal (existen- in the Bible, may have exemplified this
tial) problem."
possibility.
It remains to be seen if millenPsychotics
who already hold nialists or other religious fanatics ensome religious be- danger our society. But, at the least,
liefs and have in- they will be working to perpetuate
dulged in society- magical thinking and will try to continue the dumbing-down of American
wide institutional"Gosh, you sure were a lot lighter the
ized forms of magi- culture - at least for the next four
first time around."
cal ideation have a years.
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walked
Geography of Oz
one cyclone-trip-without-transfer
away from the center of Kansas. A
careful study of meteorology, atmospheric physics, and mid-American
cyclone trajectories shows that Oz's
capital, Emerald City, must have been
located somewhere between Topeka
and the northwestern part of Missouri,
the part west of US Route 35.
Lamentably, however, a careful
scrutiny of all the Landsat photographs for the area in question turns
up absolutely no trace ofOzian ruins.
Exhaustive search detects no trace of
Emeraldite buildings. Even a careful
reading of the excavation reports made
when the Topeka and Kansas City
subway systems were built reveals no
evidence of Ozoid foundations or arti-
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Nazareth
Keeping the idea of the Wizard of
Not-Oz in mind, let us now turn our
attention to another character in another work of fiction: Jesus of
Nazareth, the major character of the
gospels of Luke, Matthew, and John,
although he is completely unknown to
the writers of the epistles supposed to
have been written by St. Paul. (None
of the saintly forgers called Paul ever
refer to "Jesus of Nazareth.") As the
Wizard should have been of Oz, so
Jesus should have been of Nazareth.
But where was Nazareth in the first
century C.E.?More fundamentally, was
Nazareth in the first century?
Nazareth is not mentioned even
once in the entire Old Testament, nor
do any ancient historians or geograI.
phers mention it before the beginning
of the fourth century. The Talmud, although it names 63 Galilean towns,
knows nothing of Nazareth. Josephus,
in mind that no synagogue ruins datwho wrote extensively about Galilee able to the first century have ever been
(a region roughly the size of Rhode Is- found at the present site.) According
land) and conducted military opera- to Luke's tale, Jesus'teachingriled evtions back and fourth across the tiny eryone up because of its supposed blasterritory in the last half of the first phemy, and the natives were going to
century, mentions Nazareth not even execute him for that awful crime. Inonce - although he does mention by stead of stoning him, the required penname 45 other cities and villages of alty for blasphemy, verses 28-30 tell
Galilee. This is even more telling when us the legally and culturally implauone discovers that Josephus does men- sible story that "At these words, the
tion Japha, a village which is just over whole congregation were infuriated.
a mile from present-day Nazareth!
They leapt up, threw him out of the
Josephus tells us that he was occupied town, and took him to the brow of the
there for some time. Today, Japha can hill on which it was built, meaning to
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Capernaum
Since Capernaum is supposed to
have been the site of Jesus' second
home, the home of St. Peter, and the
site of some of his most impressive
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word was translated into Greek in several ancient versions of the Old Testament, we find that it could be translated as Paraclete, or Comforter. It is
this possible link to the Paraclete, I
believe, that reveals the symbolic intent of the New Testament writers
when they created Capernaum.As 'the
village of the Paraclete', Capernaum
would focus the idea that the Holy
Spirit was guiding the early church,
as well as the idea that the early
church (as symbolized by the Jesus
character) was fulfilling the role of intercessor or advocate.
Capernaum is mentioned sixteen
times in the gospels and nowhere else
in the New Testament. Despite the importance ofCapernaum during the alleged ministry of Jesus, the Apostles
seem not to have returned to the place,
if one may judge from the silence of
Acts. Certainly this is curious. One
would suppose that organizational ties
would have required at least some of
them to return to maintain the enterprise. Of course, if Capernaum were
merely symbolic, and not a geographic
entity, and if the apostles also were
symbols rather than people, this peculiar circumstance is easily understood.
Exhaustive analysis of all occurrences of the name Capernaum with
regard to the geography and topographic setting produces no convincing picture of a specific site. Not one
of the evangelists could have directed
a tour to the place. In the oldest gospel materials, even the location of
Capernaum in Galilee is not certain.
Capernaum could be located anywhere
around the Sea of Galilee. Both Mark
and John indicate that the city is located not too far from a shore of the
Sea of Galilee, and it contains a synagogue. That's it.
The lack of any clear indication of
where we should look to find the ruins of Capernaum, combined with the
fact that there is no site anywhere that
has a tradition unbroken from even
the second century of having been
called Capernaum, indicates that all
the archaeological ballyhoo about "discoveries at Capernaum" is of no importance. When they dig up the sign
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ciscans have found the place mentioned in the Life (the place called
Kephamokon instead ofCapemaum).
If so, it would rule out the place as the
site of the gospel Capernaum.
The fact that the site is owned and
operated by religious organizations organizations that have a vested interest in the results of archaeological
investigations - does not allow one to
read excavation reports from 'Capernaum' without healthy doses of skepticism. Indeed, the reports generated
by these motivated parties must be
scrutinized the way one deals with the
works offundamentalist "creation scientists." The Israeli archaeologists
Baruch Sapir and Dov Neeman5 have
given a revealing critique of the type
of 'science' that has been done at the
Telhum site - beginning with attempts to relate the remains ofa synagogue found there to the synagogue in
which Jesus is alleged to have taught.
Their criticism deals with the work of
Dr. Gaudence Orfali, a Christian excavator whose digs up to 1926 perhaps
made it forever impossible to recover
the archaeological truth concerning
the Telhum site:
Dr. G. Orfali ... concentrated on an altogether different research method, characterized by its singleness of
purpose and inspired by the
Franciscan Fathers, whose
sole aim was to rediscover the
synagogue ofKfar-Nachum ....
Their one and only goal was
to unearth the edifice which,
according to the Gospels, was
the earthly scene and backdrop for the greater part of
Christ's Galilean ministry ....
their aim was to prove ... that
the synagogue they excavated
was the building, built on the
very place and in the proper
historical setting.
... both the dig and the
very thorough report on it as
published by Dr. Orfali ... lost
the impartial and unbiased.
power of scientific analysis,
both of finds and results ....
Therefore the report does
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Baptist supposedly plied his trade resulted from one of the authors ofthe
gospel of John misreading a papyrus
manuscript of Luke's gospel.
In John 3:23 we read: "And John
also was baptizing in .tEnon near to
Salim, because there was much water
there: and they came, and were baptized."
Where did "John" get his geographic information? .tEnon and Salim
are unknown in Mark, the oldest gospel. Did John just make up .tEnon and
Salim? Yes and no.
There is considerable evidence
that one of the authors of John knew
the gospel of Luke, and there are telltale signs that at times John took ideas
from Luke. A peculiar case in point
involves a rather strange manuscript
of the gospels and Acts known as
Codex Bezae. Although the actual
manuscript dates from the fifth century, most scholars agree that it reflects a very early condition of the
books it contains, perhaps having been
copied from an extremely old papyrus
text. Bezae is noted for the very great
number of places in which its Greek
text differs from the so-called Textus
Receptus (the "received text"). D. Paul
Glaue, formerly at the University of
Jena, has argued-? that the text of
Luke 3:18 reflected in Bezae was the
text read by John when he was making up his Baptist stories. Actually,
Glaue argued that this was the text
mis-read by John.
The Revised Standard Version
renders this verse as "So, with many
other exhortations, he preached good
news to the people."
For this verse, Codex Bezae differs
from Codex Vaticanus (one of the oldest surviving manuscripts ofthe Bible)
in a single Greek word - the word
rendered "exhortations" in the English
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Not-Gerasa
Where to separate
words? When he came to
the rather
rare word
nAPAINflN, he apparently
took it for two words, nAP
+ AINflN. To a person who
Not-Aenon
thought in Hebrew or
Not-Salim
Aramaic, the letters making up AINflN would seem
to be a Greek rendering of
Not- bethabara
Hebrew or Aramaic words
meaning fountains,
or
Not-Gethsemane
springs, a not inappropri NotBethphage
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ate supposition, given the
NotBethany
Not- calvary
context of John baptizing
people. Aenon might thus
be the name of a place
with springs. The nAP
would be interpreted as a
shortened form of a Greek
10
,
preposition meaning by,
in the vicinity of, from, or
something of the sort.
John thought
he was
reading that the Baptist was "in the brews (7:1-3) tells us he went Jesus
vicinity of lEnon." So when John got one better by having no mother as well
around to writing his own acount of as no father - and is still alive! (I have
the activities of the Baptizer [In 3:23], it on good authority that Melchizedek
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Ignor~d a~d ~as enormously impor- Palestine, QEDEM Monographs of the Intant implications. From now on, the stitute of Archaeology, The Hebrew Unisupposedly historical Jesus must be versity of Jerusalem, 5, 1976.
thought of as Jesus of Not-Nazareth,
9 Menzies, op. cit., pp. 370-371.
Jesus of Not- Caperna urn, Jesus of Not- 10 D. Paul Glaue, "Der alteste Text der
Bethany Jesus of Not-Gethsemane
geschichtlichen Bucher des Neuen Testaand not'least
Jesus of Not-Calva~
ments," Zeitschrift
fur die neutesThe historical Jesus will have to be tam~.ntliche W}ssenscha{t und die Kunde
. t
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der alteren Krche, Vol. 45, 1954, pp. 90rec h rIS ene guess
e pun was 108
intended. Henceforth, he should be 11J'erusalem may have been called Salem
referred to as "the Jesus of Not." The (or Shalem) in Jebusite times, before Israpossibilities
remaining that Jesus
elite occupation.
might have walked in Sri Lanka or 12 D. Paul Glaue, op. cit., p. 103.
Tibet we shall not pursue.
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then
believed
to exist.
"seeRev. 3:3 has
in g"
Jesus
saying "I'll
was in the
Northem Hemisphere
come on thee as a thief."
sky. Of course!
The god Hermes (Mercury)
And astronomy
was called the Logos (vide
Justin Martyr's first Apology) and
still preserves what he saw up there.
The Apocalypse repeats the number
Mercury was the god of thieves and of
twelve (the number of zodiacal signs) death. This is also why it is said that
fourteen times, and the number seven Jesus will come "tojudge the quick and
(the number of "planets'S) twelve
the dead "- all which equates the
times.
Jesus myth with the god Mercury/
These things saith he that holdeth Hermes - the good shepherd.
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is Centaurus,
who is near Scorpio
(death where is thy sting?).
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will note, first of all, that the text itself admits it is talking about a celestial object, not a terrestrial one. The
wormwood and the waters are explained by "the worm that never dies,"
i.e., Draco never sets and is opposite
the constellation of Eridanus, the celestial river in Taurus.
this
maga-
zine.
And I
saw, and behold a white
horse: and he that
sat on him had a bow;
and a crown was given
unto him ... (Rev 6:2) This
color
is black;
Southern Hemisphere
the scales refer to the constellation Libra.
refers to the constellation of the Ar- Verse 6 speaks
of wheat and
cher, (Sagittarius) with the associated
barley, which Virgo (near Libra) holds
constellation Corona Australis (the in her hand (the star Spica).
Southern Crown).
And I looked, and behold a pale
lamb, who is ruled by Mars, the god of heal and was lost until found by Jason. This lamb is also used as the lost
war. This is why the Christian astrolosheep
of Israel, a fiction stolen from
gers make Jesus bring peace - but
the
Jason
myth.
then, not peace, but the sword and war.
Lastly,
the name Yahweh ("JehoFor the Jesus who brings peace is Aries; the not-peace-but-a-sword Jesus is vah") numerically evaluated according
Perseus. The warrior Mars is domi- to the Hebrew system of letter-number equivalents isyod-10, he-5, veciled in Aries, the Lamb of heaven.
In Rev. 20:3 the devil is bound but
6, he-5, and adds UP. to 26, or onemust be loosened "a little season" - the half the weeks in a year. Jehovah diseason of Fall. He is the serpent who vides the light from darkness, which
led the tiller Bootes (a.k.a. Adam) and is only the superior or light hemisphere from the dark, inferior hemiVirgo (Eve). Note that in the Genesis
sphere - the infernal regions. The
myth, the term "subtle" (a description
ofthe serpent's cunning) is the Hebrew Hebrew bara' (as in Genesis 1:1)
Carum - manifestly a steal from the
doesn't mean "create," but "divide" or
"cut," and refers to the separation of
Persian evil-serpent god Ahriman !
And there came unto me one of the superior and inferior regions.
Astronomy - or astrology - is the
seven angels which had the seven vikey to understanding the Apocalypse,
als full of the seven last plagues, and
talked with me, saying, Come hither, I as well as Genesis and all bible myths.
Expressions such as "it shall pass
will shew thee the bride, the Lamb's
wife (Rev.21:9). The Lamb's wife is An- over," "there will be a sign," "he asdromeda, Perseus' wife, in the astrocended," "he descended," "he aplogical house or mansion ofAries. Pro- peared" all have to do with astronomicalor astrological jargon and nothing
ceeding to verses 19 and 20, we read
of the twelve precious stones forming more. The church father Irenasus
the foundations of the walls of the
states that the Gnostics asserted that
heavenly Jerusalem. With the first
what took place on earth originally
and last stones switched in order,
took place above. I agree! And this also
these are the Arabian zodiacal birth
exposes the true meaning of the statestones. Heavenly City! What a hoax!
ment that the Lord's ways are "above
And he shewed me a pure river of ours," and that these are ''heavenly''
water of life, clear as crystal, proceedstories. I believe I have shown that
ing out of the throne of God and of the they are.
Lamb (Rev. 22:1).The water of life is
Nothing will happen when the
the celestial river Eridanus, appearyear 2000 begins. The Apocalypse is
ing at springtime when nature alle- all an astral myth, as I have explained.
gorically returns to life. (Note that
Aristobulus, 150 B.V.E., inseparably
linked the Passover with the vernal
1Editor's note: The Bundehesh
("Creequinox.P
ation") is a medieval Persian compoThe next verse speaks of twelve sition composed in the Pahlavi lanfruits of the tree of life, one for each guage after the Arab conquest ofIran.
month. These are equivalent to the Although the Bundehesh itself could
twelve fruits, six on each side of the not have influenced the author of the
tree, in the apocryphal Gospel of Eve. Apocalypse, it does reflect and incorThe six fruits on each side represent
porate some very ancient Persian trathe six warm summer months con- ditions which very well could have
trasted with the six cold winter
reached the Mediterranean rim and
months. In Rev 22:7, Jesus is made to influenced the writers of what became
say "I come quickly" - another aspect
the Christian scriptures.
of the Logos Mercury, the god of speed. 2 Editor's note: To the ancients there
The Lamb returns, the year is re- were seven "planets": the sun, the
newed. This is the Lamb Jesus who moon, and the five actual planets vishealed, being the lamb of the golden- ible to the naked eye.
fleece myth that also had the power to 3 See Eusebius' Ecclesiastical History.
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Last Days
Esoteric, new-age beliefs tend to
picture the millennium in terms of
vague, amorphous, mystical events;
their exoteric counterparts see the endtimes as a titanic struggle between god
and Satan, a cosmic drama played out
in both the spiritual and worldly
realms.
Powerful cultural and technological forces allow and even encourage the
exoteric and esoteric doctrines to comingle and interpenetrate.
Andres
Tapia, a staff writer for Christianity
Today, asked in a recent issue: "In
multicultural America, the question is
not is there a god, but which god?
Young adults especially are redefining
spirituality in very personal terms.
And today's theological NAFTA combines Buddha, Mohammed, Jesus, Isis,
Gaia, and the four winds ..." One Christian market researcher observes that
36% ofyoung adults "do not define God
in orthodox Judeo-Christian terms."
Tapia extends his arguments on the
vacuous nature of "spirituality " by noting the popularity of movies like Angels in the Outfield, or even the nondenominational Lion King which has
attracted the wrath of the Southern
Baptist Convention and other fundamentalists for its alleged "nature worship" themes.
It remains to be seen whether the
spiritual smorgasbord in the postmodernist religious marketplace is really any larger and diverse than, say,
a century or two ago. Many Christian
and even Jewish groups are nevertheless undergoing subtle changes, including renewed emphasis on what they
term "spirituality" and psychic fulfillment, as well as unconditional acceptance of certain crank, pseudoWinter 1996-1997
scientific, and even occult esoteric doctrines. For instance, the Church of St.
John the Divine has assisted in publishing the writings of mystic Alice
Bailey. This pillar of American establishment-style religion stages trendy
solstice and Earth Day masses, complete with a procession of animals and
celebrants in outrageous costume.
Many congregations are "greening" sponsoring twelve-step meetings for
everything from drug and alcohol
abuse to sexual dysfunction and incorporating beliefs which just a generation ago were consigned to the locked
closet of the occult and the bizarre.
All of this naturally fosters a reaction. The postmodernist religiousbelief bazaar is a dialectical process,
setting up conflicts of opposites - in
this case, the fundamentalist
backlash. All of the different factions and
sects have a unique slant, a peculiar
interpretation,
a different view of
"their reality." The confluence of esoteric and exoteric religions thus produces a dizzying array of possible theologies and eschatologies, a marketplace of competing beliefs.
For new-agers, biblical fundamentalists, and others, there is no one concrete vision of millennialism or even
doomsday.
A Lack of Critical Faculty
There remains another factor in
the explosive popularity of the mystical bazaar - the lack of critical reasoning in so many areas of life, including the mass media. There are many
prime-time programs, as well as special and bogus "documentaries" about
flying saucers, alien abductions, angels, reincarnation, near-death experiences, Noah's Ark, miracles, apparitions of the Virgin Mary or Jesus, and
other related topics. Most of this programming fails to present critical arguments which question these unusual claims and mystical-religious
beliefs; one rarely sees Atheists, skeptics, and reputable scientists given
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evangelical Christians, and blissedout new-agers, the millennium is pregnant with the promise that something
momentous and significant is about to
transpire. Those who stand believing
on"the threshold of the year 2000 are
ready for the Last Tango on Planet
Earth; and the choreography is found
amidst biblical passages, artifacts of
new-age kitsch, or a ready-mix, apocalyptic doctrine that has yet to hit the
streets - or perhaps all three.
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