An essay on lines

Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when
I am about to tell you about lines? The constantly changing fashionable take on
lines demonstrates the depth of the subject. Cited by many as the single most im
portant influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, spasmodically it re
turns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. Since it was
first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning lin
es by those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, many of whom blame
the influence of television. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine
the primary causes of lines.
Social Factors
While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is
rubbish. Back when Vealinger reamarked the power struggle will continue while the
great tale of humanity remains untold [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. A ch
ild s approach to lines demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in ou
r culture, that it is not recognised by all.
Did I mention how lovely lines is? It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inne
r acclimatisation.
Economic Factors
There has been a great deal of discussion in the world of economics, centred on
the value of lines. We will primarily be focusing on the Simple-Many-Pies model
using the median instead of the mean, where possible.
Annual
Military
Budget
lines
The statistics make it clear that lines is a major market factor. Clearly the an
nual military budget cannot sustain this instability for long. Perhaps to coin a
phrase lineseconomics will be the buzz word of the century
Political Factors
Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of in
tergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Comparing the electoral politic
s of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing the vote of t
he man in the street with that of one more accustomed to lines.
Take a moment to consider the words of the uncompromising Bonaventure Lionel For
bes Dickinson 'People in glass houses shouldn't through parties.' [2] What a fan
tastic quote. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment ma
y be accredited to lines.
Is lines politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser ex
tent, child, must make up their own mind.
Conclusion
To conclude lines parades along man's streets and man waves back. It sings a new
song, provides financial security and most importantly it perseveres.
One final thought from the talented Miles Schwarzenegger: 'I would say without a

shadow of a doubt: lines ROCKS!!! [3]

[1] Vealinger - Turtle Power - 2003 ICJ
[2] Dickinson - I Am The Dickinster - 1999 Hughs Books
[3] Your lines - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing