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although its the winter time,
weve had some success. I water
them with warm water in the
mornings because otherwise itll
be too cold for them, and when
it gets too windy out then Ill
bring them in to stay safe. Last
night was the big day, and I
plucked off the first bright red
little guy. He was perfectly ripe
and amazing. Best tomato ever.
Reaping the
Vegetable of My
Labor
By Danny Wexler
Although we dont have the
ideal agricultural conditions, we
decided to give it a shot and
follow whats been established
as a Koolyk and Wexler
tradition. Using our porch for
both space and sunlight, we set
up our seeds and soil and waited
expectantly. Not much happened
at first, but soon enough we had
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By Danielle Aaron
This past Sunday Adam and I,
and Joshie, Sarah and Cindy all
went to Suffern to spend time
with Naomi before she leaves
back to Israel. And also just to
see the family. Cindy was at her
cutest ever, highlighted by me
pretending to sweep up Cindy
with my dustpan and her saying
What do you think I am?
Garbage? She is adorable. She
kept asking Sabba to play
Settlers with her, which I find
just amazing. Rachel made
cupcakes for Sarahs birthday,
which we got to stare at all day
until the fast was over. We
didnt really want to stay too
late, but then everyone started
whipping up amazing foods for
breaking the fast, so of course
we had to wait around. Imma
prepared a feast of pizza and
eggplant, and Naomi made a
weird mango chutney and fish
concoction which actually ended
up being amazing. Monday
night we got out early from
work, and Tuesday was no
work, so we went to a movie on
Monday night with two other
couples from our neighborhood.
I suggested we go to this theater
that they redid and is supposed
to be amazing, so the plan was
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came along with us and lucky
for him or he would never have
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brought us to the car fixing
place with a huge pump thing
and the ball was filled in five
seconds. Mordy actually hates
sitting on the ball and now its
just stuffed into our office and
he pulls it out every once in a
while to do stretches in the hall.
And Avi, this bald guy, joined
him the other day which was
quite a sight. Other than that,
slow week at Rapaport. Lucky
for me Mordy was supposed to
fly to India on Wednesday but
just changed his flight to Sunday
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Esrtuod al Crousp
By Miri Koolyk
Reading week has begun and the
end is in sight. Right now, early
reading week, is actually the
best part, because it is after the
collection of assignments due
pre-reading week and before the
crunching time of late reading
week. And while I have gotten
some studying in (Tali even
requested that I write an article
about electrochemistry - sorry
Tali), I have also had time for
some adventures.
On motzei Shabbat I signed
myself up for the last spot in a
free CPR class that was to take
place the next morning at shul. I
thought it would be a casual
tutorial because they called it a
laymans class, but figured it
was a good idea because, you
know,
what
if
someone
collapses near me one day? So I
was extra pleased when I got
there and saw that we would be
getting certified. We practiced
on dummies. Five cycles of
thirty seconds of fast-paced
compressions is a lot more of a
workout than it looks like, as I
quickly discovered. There are a
bunch of steps to remember in
CPR, including things like
checking to see if the person is
responding to you. That
provided for some entertainment
because it looks a bit ridiculous
when people are kneeling down
next to dummies, shaking them,
and shouting Are you OK?!
Are you OK?? Especially
because everyone was all
serious and mature about the
dummies.
I was disappointed that there
was no Frisbee game this
Sunday due to the fast (also
about the siege on Jerusalem). I
made it up to myself by deciding
to go for my first ice skating of
the winter on Wednesday. The
rink is in midtown, and as I was
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headed to SCW to study
anyway, I brought along my
skates. There were, however, a
number of obstacles in my way,
and I wasnt sure if I would
make it to skating. First of all, I
once
again
forgot
the
combination to my Master Lock,
which I would need for a cubby
for my shoes and bag. You may
remember from the last article I
wrote about forgetting my
combination that there are
64,000 possible codes on every
lock. I tried following a standard
procedure for narrowing that
down to 80 possible codes, but
gave up before I made it
halfway through. Not wanting to
let locklessness deter me, I
decided to just put my shoes in
an empty locker and hope that
no one would take them.
The other obstacle was that by
the time I was ready to go,
heavy, wet snow was coming
down hard. Though it is an
outdoor rink, they said they
were open, and so I set off. A
few scenarios went through my
head: I would get there just in
time to see them usher the last
skater off the rink; I would get
there but get so soaked that I
would wish I hadnt come, and
then discover that my shoes had
been stolen and have to walk
back to SCW in my skates; or, I
hoped, I would get there and
enjoy a spacious rink all to
myself, being the only crazy
person to want to ice skate in the
freezing cold, wet storm. What I
did not expect was to get there
and encounter a veritable line of
crazy people who wanted to ice
skate in the freezing cold, wet
storm. But having come this far,
I wasnt about to head back, and
after a short wait, I made it onto
the rink.
In the end, I was glad I came
because it was a nice skate.
True, for half of every circle I
made there were icy bits
pelleting my face, and true, the
Olott, Dlhlr
Naonn
By Naomi Molly Koolyk
Mother alerted me on Friday
that I would be coming home
from Queens to a huge flood and
I better be prepared to do some
major Wet-Vaccing. Which, I
would soon find out, is a huge
vacuum that sucks up water
from the carpet into a big bucket
thing. I was not thrilled about
this because I heard stories
about last flood, and Mother
makes it seem like it was like a
war scene with Alyssa passed
out there, Tali bruised up, no
one could walk because their
back hurt so much. So you can
imagine I was quite nervous.
Saturday night we geared up to
get some Wet-Vaccing done. It
wasnt as bad as I thought
because I would just use the
suction of the vacuum as the
force to keep me grounded and I
would lean back on my heels as
if I was water skiing, that kind
of stance. I obviously did not
pick the right season to visit in
because after our flood situation
there was a snowstorm and I
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was once again drafted on board
to help. Abba said I didnt need
to but Imma made me feel bad
by saying hell kill himself, so
off I was to gear up in my boots
once again. Thank G-d I brought
those boots to America with me;
Imma thought that was a waste
of space. So I put on the classic
three layers of pants and two
sweatshirts and boots, gloves,
scarves and huge puffy coat.
And obviously two minutes after
I started shoveling I was
sweating my brains out in all
those layers. And I always know
Im going to be in that toobundled-up-sweating stage but
for some reason I never learn.
Abba was a top notch shoveler
even though he got stuck with
the horrible shovel and mine
was the awesome special kind
that makes your back not hurt,
but thats what you get for not
waiting for Imma to show you
where the good gear is.
Anyways, then I came inside all
itchy from the freezing, then
sweating fiasco, and I couldnt
feel my fingers. I am not cut out
for this weather. The next day at
Wesley Kosher Abba actually
came around with the car to pick
me up because I couldnt make
it from the store to the car from
fear of freezing to death. Today
I did brave the weather for a bit
though. I was sitting at the
kitchen table Skyping with
Aryeh and I was looking outside
at the snowy hill in the backyard
and I thought to myself that this
may be one of my last chances
this year to go sledding. So I
asked him if he would like to see
me sled down the hill perhaps.
He thought it was a great idea,
as I would definitely look like
an idiot out there by myself. So I
ran downstairs to get one of
those circle sleds that you just
fly down on, the ones that are
just more expensive garbage can
lids. And I faced the computer
towards me so he could see and
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I wouldnt feel like I was
sledding completely alone, and
off I was. I did get stuck a bit
and had to move over a bit more
for a better hill area, but in that
area you run the risk of hitting
into the deck poles when you get
to the bottom. After some selfpushes I made it to the bottom
and obviously crashed into the
deck. But at least now I can say
I went sledding this winter so
woohoo.
Mazal Tov
Happy birthday Elie!
Happy birthday Sarah!
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you put so much effort in.
Somehow this led to Abba
saying how I know how to do
videos and I should help Rachel
and her friend. They really did
not know any information about
this war at all and I thought that
was fine and we could just wing
it from there, but Abba looked it
up on Wikipedia or something
and explained to them what it
was about. So I was ready to
video and asked them what the
first scene should be and they
looked at me with blank faces.
So Abba had to explain the
whole dumb war to me. When
they showed up for production
in their regular clothes I knew I
had to start taking charge, so
soon enough Rachel was in my
army uniform, her friend was in
Abbas suit jacket and there we
were in the study with the risk
board set up like a war map,
candlesticks for light and old
Megillah scrolls as the letters
from war. I thought I did quite
an amazing job with costume
and scenery but their acting was
not quite up to par. They would
have some very dramatic line
like They chased us out, lets
go back and have a war and it
would be like hello Miss Robot.
But whatever, at least I got to be
narrator and put on my amazing
British-war-documenter accent
Ive been saving up. Another
movie experience this week was
Abba and me going to see The
Hobbit. I dont really know
anything about The Lord of the
Rings or anything, but I heard it
was good so I was down. We get
to the movie and its us and like
five other people in the theater.
We were all sitting in like a
three row radius, so I thought it
was a bit awkward like why
dont you all just come over to
my place and well watch a
movie there. The ticket boy
came in to the theater to present
the movie which I thought was
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very odd, I have never seen that
before. He told us the movie was
two hours and 49 minutes or
something and I was shocked at
this information; I feel like
thats the kind of thing you
should tell us before we pay and
are
seated!
Trapped
us!
Everyone else seemed fine with
it; I guess they had checked
before the movie. They probably
dont have an Imma who tells
you when and where the movie
is, so it probably involves a little
more of a thought process for
that. Abba nudged me like ten
minutes into the movie and said
I just fell asleep, I was really
asleep. I would have laughed
but I was actually about to nod
off myself. I was very proud that
I didnt fall asleep once the
whole movie even though I
wanted to. It was a cool movie
and there were some vile
creatures in there like the orc
guys who were just saying weird
things like Jacinul tee uawey
and had huge wart faces. Abba
said they should probably see a
dermatologist. I couldnt agree
more. Now Ill go waste some
more of Immas ingredients
which is what she calls eating
these days.
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